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My Dad Is Poseidon (2026) All Episodes
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00:13Slow-ass sea slug! Your launch today, beach!
00:36Waaaaaaaaaaahhh!
00:41Yeahh!
01:02Filthy scavengers, when Lord Poseidon ruled the deep, you sky rats swore never to breach
01:09the surface.
01:11Poseidon?
01:13Fish food ages ago.
01:16Fish food ages ago.
01:40Sire, Zeus' people just breached your outer barrier.
01:43I'm retired. Don't bring that crap to my door.
01:50Sire!
02:07Who the hell broke my new console? I'm going to go deal with that bastard!
02:12Sire! You're finally stepping in!
02:28Go fight somewhere else. Don't block me from clearing my game.
02:32My king! Even Puss-Eye himself would still be fit to shine my boots!
02:57What did you do? Turn me back right now!
03:05Sire, the entire Abyssal Realm awaits your command.
03:09Lead us against Olympus. We beg you.
03:12Zeus' brain's probably been eaten out by Clamadia for years.
03:15I'm retired. I don't waste breath on crazy people.
03:25Screw power struggles. Rotting in bed playing games is the real way to live.
03:34Fight!
03:42Get your hands off me, creep!
03:44Sorry. I didn't mean to...
03:50Wait. Pointy ears. A dryage?
03:53What's a forest nintz doing here?
03:58He's just a regular human. A total nerd.
04:02Damn it.
04:03The Aphrodisian's kicking in.
04:14You're burning up down here.
04:16Way harder than I pictured.
04:19I was drugged.
04:20This whole thing is Dylan's sick setup.
04:23If I don't mate someone before the timer runs out, I die.
04:26I really need this guy.
04:33Goddamn.
04:35You really know how to flip my switch.
04:45I need more.
04:47A lot more.
04:55Don't stop.
04:57Harder.
04:58Squeeze me tighter.
05:06What the hell did you do to me last night?
05:11Hey.
05:12I put in a lot of work.
05:14Don't tell me you forgot.
05:15Leora!
05:16I know you're in there.
05:18Nowhere left to run.
05:19Damn it.
05:20He tracked me.
05:34Leora, you're my fiance.
05:37You belong with me.
05:38Come home.
05:39Get away!
05:41Dylan!
05:43As the leader of the Satyr, you actually drugged me.
05:50Why the fuck are you wearing some dude's shirt?
05:54You slept with someone?
05:56Who screwed up my plan!
06:00Oh, so you're the genius who roofed her.
06:03Newsflash, tough guy.
06:04Real men don't need tricks.
06:06You talking to the boss like that, punk?
06:14So you're the loser who ruined everything?
06:17You actually fucked this beach bomb shut in?
06:26Touch him again and you'll regret it.
06:29Her body's tainted now, but her blood still has value.
06:31Can't push too hard yet.
06:35I won't kill him.
06:37But you're coming with me, Leora.
06:41Babe, if you don't want to go, I can handle this clown.
06:50Forget today ever happened.
06:52Go back to your life.
07:06Seriously?
07:07Can't I just play my game for once?
07:20Those assholes are back already.
07:21What are you talking about?
07:29Hey, Pencil Neck, I'm Dylan's top enforcer.
07:32Either get the hell out of this water or kneel and call me daddy.
07:36Dylan who?
07:37Speak up, man.
07:37My ears are shot.
07:38Keep acting tough.
07:39Jax can stomp boulders to dust.
07:42Even Narius' seafo give him a wide burr.
07:57You asked for this.
07:58You asked for this.
08:11You one-shotted pants top and orcer?
08:13Who the hell are you?
08:26Asshole.
08:27Using my divine power to barbecue.
08:29Hope you die alone and miserable.
08:32What are you whining about?
08:34Nothing.
08:35Heat's too low.
08:36Sprinkle this and baste it again.
08:43Molly, gods make heroes with it, you seasoned food?
08:49Huh.
08:51Tide barrier just got tripped.
08:59Mommy, is daddy stationed way out in the deep sea?
09:02Is that why he never comes to see me?
09:05Yeah, baby.
09:06But he retired recently.
09:08We're gonna find him now.
09:18I'm badly wounded.
09:20I don't have much time.
09:22Find Lily's real father.
09:23Leave her with him.
09:25I just hope you two can live in peace.
09:30Far away from those bastards on Mount Olympus.
09:46There it is.
09:54Liara's wounded bad.
09:56Drag them both back to the Dillon.
09:58Lifetime of easy living.
10:04What the hell was that?
10:06Nothing.
10:07Just swapped a bug.
10:12That girl from five years ago.
10:14You came looking for me?
10:17She's your daughter.
10:19We need you now.
10:21So you're my dad?
10:23You're actually pretty handsome.
10:26This aura?
10:27She's got my blood.
10:34Who did this?
10:36Don't worry about it.
10:37Just keep Lily safe.
10:43Mommy?
10:45Mommy?
10:46Mommy?
11:02It's too late, boss.
11:04Her heartbeats fading fast.
11:21Somebody help me!
11:35Give me a name, Liara.
11:36Who did this?
11:38I'm going to tear them apart.
11:42It was...
12:04Your father sold you to me a long time ago.
12:06You're my fiancé, my property.
12:09You filthy whore.
12:11Spread your legs for some stray dog!
12:16But at least your bloodline is still worth something.
12:23No, let go!
12:27With nymph blood in my veins, even Olympus will bow to me.
12:39I got careless.
12:42Diving near a shipwreck.
12:43My fault.
12:44Shipwreck?
12:46Those cuts are surgical, Liara.
12:48Someone did this to you.
12:53You're just a regular guy.
12:55Stay out of it.
12:56Boss?
12:57Soup's ready.
13:04If I don't make it, promise me you'll take care of Lily.
13:09She's all we have left.
13:12She's safe.
13:13Now drink.
13:16Soup isn't going to fix this, Jack.
13:24Jack, you...
13:27Ambrosia residue?
13:28Golden apple sap?
13:29I studied this in grad's time.
13:32Greek meth said it could raise the dead for mortals.
13:35Where the hell did you get this?
13:38More.
13:39Try it.
13:50These ingredients, where did you get them?
13:58It's my first time meeting Daddy.
14:00I gotta find the prettiest shell for him.
14:26What a lively little snack.
14:29Jack, gulp you down and my power doubles!
14:32Ha ha ha ha!
14:40I just fished this stuff out of the bay.
14:42You want more?
14:44I've got a ton of it laying around.
14:46This guy's luck is insane.
14:49A random mortal just happens to have relics of the old gods?
14:54Is this coast a secret Olympian vault?
14:57You're safe here, Liria.
15:02We've got a kid together now.
15:05I'm not letting anything touch.
15:08You or Lily.
15:10Jack, I'm grateful, but I...
15:12Daddy, Daddy, help!
15:16Something's trying to eat me!
15:19Lily's in trouble!
15:26I-I'm not tasty.
15:28My mommy and daddy are super strong.
15:32Please don't eat me!
15:37Divine power runs through this girl.
15:40Devour you.
15:42And I might even claim the Sea King's throne.
15:47Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
15:51Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
16:19You disgusting freak!
16:21What do you think you're doing to my daughter?
16:24Mommy!
16:26I've got you baby.
16:29Touch my kid again and I'll rip her head off your shoulders!
16:34Ha!
16:35You ruined my meal?
16:39Wait, the baby mama herself.
16:43Perfect.
16:47Two courses for the price of one!
16:56You bitch!
17:03Jack, take Lily and run!
17:05Go!
17:11Run from the Lycian Hydro, you pathetic little insects!
17:22You, Posei?
17:25That kid's his.
17:27No wonder the power's so pure.
17:29That's Poseidon's bloodline.
17:31If I stay, I'm dead!
17:40What the hell just happened?
17:42It ran?
17:43Damn, Leoya.
17:45Your powers are badass.
17:47You straight up scared the monster off.
17:49Me?
17:50No way.
17:51Even at full strength I couldn't take that thing.
17:53I'm still recovering.
17:55Wait.
17:56Maybe it sensed the guardian of this sea vault?
18:01Whatever.
18:02Let's get home.
18:03That thing might circle back.
18:07How about that monster?
18:14Failed at the perfect time?
18:15Figures.
18:16He's just a regular guy after all.
18:59My liege.
19:01Have mercy.
19:02I didn't know she was your daughter.
19:03I swear it.
19:04Please, spare my life.
19:06No problem.
19:07Thank you, my lord.
19:08Thank you for your mercy.
19:09Try to remember that in your next life.
19:24Enjoying the show.
19:35My king!
19:36We had nothing to do with the Hydra, we swear!
19:39Listen to me.
19:40If any of you take one step near my daughter again,
19:43I will skin you alive.
19:46Now, get the fuck out of my sight.
19:49Yes!
19:49Yes, my leash!
20:02My love, since you refused to tell me who did this to you,
20:06I'll just have to dig up the truth myself.
20:17That wild god Pan's always pulling power grabs.
20:20But Poseidon?
20:22Guy's long gone.
20:23Probably fish food in some trench.
20:26Right?
20:26Sea god myth, ancient history.
20:28Wanna bet?
20:29There ain't no sea king anymore!
20:42The world's the same as ever.
20:45The dead are louder than the living.
20:47Who the hell are you?
20:48You're in Hades territory, asshole!
20:50You're in Hades, asshole!
21:02Poseidon?
21:13Is Hades still breathing?
21:14If he is, tell him to get his ass out here.
21:21Who the fuck is tearing up my domain?
21:29I don't have time for this. I'm not wasting it on you.
21:32I need a background check.
21:39You know who I am? Hades' ace.
21:42You crash my spot, you die here!
22:05You crash my spot, you die here!
22:08Little fish.
22:16Heady's staff?
22:18One shot? The Sea King, he's real.
22:23Hades, you hiding? Come out.
22:26Or this whole place turns into driftwood.
22:31One, two.
22:36Thank the fates, the boss is here.
22:43Boss, this bum.
22:51You idiot. Piss off the Lord of the Oceans and we all drown. You're done. Get out.
22:56In front of Poseidon, you're ants. I'm saving your worthless heights.
23:06My lord, is this handling satisfactory?
23:09I'm not here for fun. Dig up everything on that Leora and her daughter.
23:18Understood. I'll mobilize every team right now. You have three days. I'll be back.
23:27Everyone, drop what you're doing. Full sweep on the Leora and child.
23:31Every resource, every contact. Now, tell them Poseidon's back.
23:36Yes, boss.
23:43Poseidon's back. Let's hope this time he doesn't flood the place just to make a point.
23:55Dylan wants the woman dead.
23:57Kid comes with us alive. She's still hurt.
24:00Easy pickets.
24:01Let's move.
24:14We'll make a nice stew. Surprise daddy for lunch?
24:17Ha ha ha ha ha!
24:22Ha ha ha ha!
24:24A forest nymph playing happy home mater? Pathetic.
24:31Who are you?
24:33Dylan's orders. Come quietly to the stronghold.
24:37Or I drag your corpse back.
24:40Mommy? Who's the ugly goat man?
24:44Hand over the kid!
24:53Stay away from my daughter! Don't you dare touch her!
25:12Mommy! You're bleeding!
25:14This forest is locked down.
25:17Surrender now.
25:18I'll go with you.
25:20On one condition.
25:22Let my daughter go!
25:24No, Mommy!
25:25I'm not leaving you!
25:27No!
25:28Ha ha ha ha ha!
25:37Kid's mine.
25:39You die.
25:40Ha ha ha!
25:42You...
25:43Poisoned me?
25:46My poison fog.
25:48The more you fight, the faster it rots you from the inside.
25:53Give up!
25:54You've gone too far. Even if I die today, I'm not letting you win.
26:02You're wounded. Poisoned. Done.
26:07The kid's coming with me.
26:11Don't touch her! Come at me!
26:14Feisty one, Dylan wants you dead.
26:17But first, I'm gonna have some fun.
26:27Such a pretty face. All mine now.
26:33Let my mommy go, you bastard!
26:43Lily! Lily! Run! Get out of here!
26:51Serve me well, and I might let her run a little longer.
27:01Lily!
27:08Daddy?
27:24You touch my woman, you're a dead man.
27:31Jack.
27:32Jack, what the hell just happened?
27:39You okay, babe?
27:40So you're the boyfriend.
27:42Too bad, I'll snap every bone in your body with one hand.
27:46You okay, babe?
27:51You okay, babe?
27:56So you're the boyfriend.
27:57Too bad, I'll snap every bone in your body with one hand.
28:02Jack, keep Lily safe.
28:04Long as I'm here, you don't lose.
28:07Shut up and go.
28:08Now!
28:20If I pull this vine, the whole cliff goes with us, demon.
28:25Run all you want!
28:27My pack tears you both apart!
28:40No!
28:43No!
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