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My Dad Is Poseidon - Full
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00:12Slow-ass sea slug! Your launch today, Beach!
00:33Slow-ass sea slug!
01:00Filthy scavengers!
01:02When Lord Poseidon ruled the deep,
01:05you sky rats swore never to breach the surface.
01:09Poseidon?
01:10Fish food ages ago.
01:37Sire, Zeus' people just breached your outer barrier.
01:41I'm retired. Don't bring that crap to my door.
01:47Sire!
02:04Who the hell broke my new console?
02:06I'm gonna go deal with that bastard!
02:09Sire! You're finally stepping in!
02:25Go fight somewhere else.
02:26Don't block me from clearing my game.
02:28My king!
02:30Even Poseidon himself would still be fit to shine my boots!
02:35Sire!
02:54What did you do?
02:55Turn me back right now!
03:01Sire, the entire Abyssal Realm awaits your command.
03:05Lead us against Olympus.
03:06We beg you.
03:08Zeus' brain's probably been eaten out by Chlamydia for years.
03:11I'm retired.
03:12I don't waste breath on crazy people.
03:20Screw power struggles.
03:22Screw power struggles.
03:22Rotting in bed playing games is the real way to live.
03:29Fight!
03:37Get your hands off me, creep!
03:39Sorry.
03:40I didn't mean to...
03:45Wait.
03:46Pointy ears.
03:47A dryage?
03:48What's a Forrest Nintz doing here?
03:54He's just a regular human.
03:56A total nerd.
03:57Damn it.
03:58The Aphrodisian's kicking in.
04:09You're burning up down here.
04:12Way harder than I pictured.
04:14I was drugged.
04:15This whole thing is Dylan's sick setup.
04:18If I don't mate someone before the timer runs out, I die.
04:21I really need this guy.
04:28God damn.
04:30You really know how to flip my switch.
04:40I need more.
04:42A lot more.
04:50Don't stop.
04:51Harder.
04:53Squeeze me tighter.
05:01What the hell did you do to me last night?
05:05Hey.
05:06I put in a lot of work.
05:08Don't tell me you forgot.
05:09Leora!
05:10I know you're in there.
05:12Nowhere left to run.
05:14Damn it.
05:14He tracked me.
05:28Leora, you're my fiancé.
05:31You belong with me.
05:32Come home.
05:33Get away, Dylan!
05:37As the leader of the Satyr, you actually drugged me.
05:44Why the fuck are you wearing some dude's shirt?
05:47You slept with someone?
05:50Who screwed up my plan?
05:54Oh, so you're the genius who roofed her.
05:57Newsflash, tough guy.
05:58Real men don't need tricks.
06:00You talking to the boss like that, punk?
06:08So you're the loser who ruined everything?
06:10You actually fucked this beach bomb shut in?
06:20Touch him again and you'll regret it.
06:22Her body's tainted now, but her blood still has value.
06:25Can't push too hard yet.
06:28I won't kill him.
06:30But you're coming with me, Leora.
06:34Babe, if you don't want to go, I can handle this clown.
06:43Forget today ever happened.
06:45Go back to your life.
06:59Seriously, can't I just play my game for once?
07:12Those assholes are back already.
07:14What are you talking about?
07:21Hey, pencil neck.
07:22I'm Dylan's top enforcer.
07:24Either get the hell out of this water or kneel and call me daddy.
07:28Dylan who?
07:29Speak up, man.
07:30My ears are shot.
07:30Keep acting tough.
07:32Jax can stomp boulders to dust.
07:34Even Nereus' seafo give him a wide bird.
07:49You asked for this.
08:03You one-shotted pants-topping orcer?
08:05Who the hell are you?
08:17Asshole, using my divine power to barbecue.
08:21Hope you die alone and miserable.
08:24What are you whining about?
08:26Nothing.
08:27Heat's too low.
08:28Sprinkle this and baste it again.
08:35Molly, gods make heroes with it, you seasoned food.
08:41Huh.
08:42Tide barrier just got tripped.
08:50Mommy, is daddy stationed way out in the deep sea?
08:53Is that why he never comes to see me?
08:56Yeah, baby.
08:57But he retired recently.
09:00We're gonna find him now.
09:09I'm badly wounded.
09:10I don't have much time.
09:13Find Lily's real father.
09:14Leave her with him.
09:16I just hope you two can live in peace.
09:20Far away from those bastards on Mount Olympus.
09:36There it is.
09:44Liara's wounded bad.
09:46Drag them both back to the Dillon.
09:48Lifetime of easy living.
09:54What the hell was that?
09:56Nothing.
09:57Just swapped a bug.
10:02That girl from five years ago.
10:04You came looking for me?
10:07She's your daughter.
10:09We need you now.
10:11So you're my dad?
10:13You're actually pretty handsome.
10:15This aura?
10:17She's got my blood.
10:24Who did this?
10:25Don't worry about it.
10:27Just keep Lily safe.
10:33Mommy.
10:34Mommy!
10:35Mommy!
10:52It's too late, boss.
10:54Her heartbeats fading fast.
11:10Somebody help me!
11:24Give me a name, Liara.
11:26Who did this?
11:27I'm going to tear them apart.
11:31It was...
11:52Your father sold you to me a long time ago.
11:55You're my fiancé.
11:56My property.
11:57You filthy whore.
11:59Spread your legs for some stray dog!
12:04But at least your bloodline is still worth something.
12:12No!
12:13Let go!
12:15With nymph blood in my veins,
12:18even Olympus will bow to me.
12:27I got careless.
12:30Diving near a shipwreck.
12:31My fault.
12:32Shipwreck?
12:34Those cuts are surgical, Liara.
12:36Someone did this to you.
12:41You're just a regular guy.
12:43Stay out of it.
12:44Boss?
12:45Soup's ready.
12:52If I don't make it,
12:54promise me you'll take care of Lily.
12:57She's all we have left.
12:59She's safe.
13:00Now drink.
13:03Soup isn't going to fix this, Jack.
13:11Jack, you...
13:14Ambrosia residue?
13:16Golden apple sap?
13:17I studied this in grad's time.
13:19Greek meth said it could raise the dead for mortals.
13:22Where the hell did you get this?
13:25More.
13:26Try it.
13:37These ingredients,
13:38where did you get them?
13:45It's my first time meeting Daddy.
13:47I gotta find the prettiest shell for him.
14:13What a lively little snack.
14:16Gulp you down and my power doubles!
14:19Ha ha ha ha ha!
14:26I just fished this stuff out of the bay.
14:29You want more?
14:30I've got a ton of it laying around.
14:32This guy's luck is insane.
14:36A random mortal just happens to have relics of the old gods?
14:41Is this coast a secret Olympian vault?
14:44You're safe here, Liara.
14:49We've got a kid together now.
14:51I'm not letting anything touch you or Lily.
14:56Jack, I'm grateful, but I...
14:58Daddy!
14:59Help!
15:02Something's trying to eat me!
15:05Lily's in trouble!
15:12I...
15:13I'm not tasty.
15:14My mommy and daddy are super strong.
15:17Please don't eat me!
15:22Divine power runs through this girl.
15:26Devour you.
15:27And I might even claim the Sea King's throne.
15:37I'm not a fan of the Sea King's throne.
15:39I'm not a fan of the Sea King's throne.
15:42I'm not a fan of the Sea King's throne.
15:45I'm not a fan of the Sea King's throne.
15:47I'm not a fan of the Sea King's throne.
15:48I'm not a fan of the Sea King's throne.
15:50I'm not a fan of the Sea King's throne.
15:50I'm not a fan of the Sea King's throne.
15:51I'm not a fan of the Sea King's throne.
15:51I'm not a fan of the Sea King's throne.
15:52I'm not a fan of the Sea King's throne.
15:54I'm not a fan of the Sea King's throne.
15:56I'm not a fan of the Sea King's throne.
16:04you disgusting freak what do you think you're doing to my daughter mommy
16:11i've got you baby touch my kid again and i'll rip her head off your shoulders
16:18ha you ruined my meal
16:24wait the baby mama herself perfect
16:32two courses for the price of one
16:40you bitch
16:47jack take lily and run go
16:55run from the lucian hydro you pathetic little insects
17:08that kid's his no wonder the power's so pure that's poseidon's bloodline if i stay i'm dead
17:24what the hell just happened it ran damn lioya your powers are badass you straight up scared the
17:31monster off me no way even at full strength i couldn't take that thing i'm still recovering
17:39wait maybe it sensed the guardian of the sea vault
17:44whatever let's get home that thing might circle back
17:51about that monster
17:57failed at the perfect time figures he's just a regular guy after all
18:01i'm
18:03i'm
18:04No!
18:42my liege have mercy i didn't know she was your die i swear it i please spare my life
18:48no problem thank you my lord thank you for your mercy try to remember that in your next life
19:07enjoying the show
19:17my king we had nothing to do with the hydro we swear listen to me if any of you take
19:24one step
19:24near my daughter again i will skin you alive now get the fuck out of my sight yes yes my
19:32leash
19:44my love since you refuse to tell me who did this to you i'll just have to dig up the
19:49truth myself
19:59that wild god pans always pulling power grabs
20:02but poseidon guy's long gone probably fish food in some trench right sea god myth ancient history
20:10wanna bet there ain't no sea king anymore
20:23the world's the same as ever the dead are louder than the living
20:28who the hell are you you're in hades territory asshole
20:43poseidon
20:54is hades still breathing if he is tell him to get his ass out here
21:02who the fuck is tearing up my domain
21:10i don't have time for this i'm not wasting it on you i need a background check
21:19you know who i am hades's ace you crash my spot you die here
21:47little fish
21:56headed staff one shot the sea king he's real
22:03hades you hiding come out or this whole place turns into driftwood
22:10one two
22:15thank the fates the boss is here
22:23boss this bum
22:30you idiot piss off the lord of the oceans and we all drown
22:34you're done get out in front of poseidon your ants i'm saving your worthless heights
22:45my lord is this handling satisfactory i'm not here for fun dig up everything on that leora and her daughter
22:57understood i'll mobilize every team right now
22:59you have three days i'll be back
23:05everyone drop what you're doing full sweep on the leora and child every resource every contact now tell them poseidon's
23:15back
23:22poseidon's back let's hope this time he doesn't flood the place just to make a point
23:34dylan wants the woman dead kid comes with us alive she's still hurt easy pickets
23:39let's move
23:52we'll make a nice stew surprise daddy for lunch
24:01a forest nymph playing happy home mater pathetic
24:09who are you
24:11dylan's orders
24:12come quietly to the stronghold
24:15or i drag your corpse back
24:17mommy
24:18who's the ugly goat man
24:21hand over the kid
24:30stay away from my daughter
24:32don't you dare touch her
24:50mommy you're bleeding
24:51this forest is locked down
24:54surrender now
24:55i'll go with you
24:57on one condition
24:59let my daughter go
25:00no mommy i'm not leaving you
25:14kids mine
25:15you die
25:19you poisoned me
25:23my poison fog the more you fight the faster it rots you from the inside
25:29give up
25:31you've gone too far
25:33even if i die today
25:34i'm not letting you win
25:38you're wounded
25:40you're wounded
25:41poisoned
25:42done
25:44the kid's coming with me
25:47don't touch her
25:49come at me
25:50feisty one
25:51dylan wants you dead
25:54but first i'm gonna have some fun
26:03such a pretty face
26:05all mine now
26:10let my mommy go you bastard
26:19lilly lilly
26:21lilly
26:22get out of here
26:27serve me well
26:28and i might let her run a little longer
26:49your hands off her
26:59You touch my woman, you're a dead man.
27:09Jack, what the hell just happened?
27:14You okay, babe?
27:16So you're the boyfriend.
27:18Too bad, I'll snap every bone in your body with one hand.
27:37Jack, keep Lily safe.
27:40Long as I'm here, you don't lose.
27:42Shut up and go.
27:43Now!
27:55If I pull this vine, the whole cliff goes with us, demon.
28:00Run all you want!
28:02My pack tears you both apart!
28:15No!
28:19No!
28:53Daddy, don't leave Mommy. I don't want to lose her.
28:57Shh, Lily, don't cry. Daddy promises Mommy's going to be okay.
29:01We're going back for her right now.
29:09Hand over the kid! I'll make your death quick!
29:20Lily, turn around and cover your ears, okay?
29:26Daddy's going to do a little magic trick.
29:29Okay.
29:32You are the best.
29:42Some nobody dare stare me down? You're asking to die!
29:48You're not human! Who the hell are you?
29:52My daughter's here, so I'm keeping it clean. Disappear.
30:14Okay, Lily. You can turn around now.
30:20Daddy? What happened to the bad guy?
30:23He got so dazzled by how cute you are, he just passed out.
30:32Lily, stay right here inside this circle. Don't move. Daddy's going to help Mommy beat the bad guys. I'll be
30:38right back.
30:44Daddy, be careful.
30:47Don't worry, Lily. No one's ever beaten your dad.
30:56That poison's eating you alive, little nymph.
30:59How much longer you got?
31:01Let me have my fun first.
31:04So what? I'll drag you to hell with me before I die.
31:19Damn. You take a hit well. Let's enjoy this body.
31:23Then, I'll turn you into my eternal trophy.
31:27For Jack and Lily.
31:29Even if I die, I'm taking this beast down with me.
31:33No signal?
31:35You trying to hog the glory?
31:37More coming.
31:38Killing one won't save Jack and Lily.
31:40No choice.
31:41I'm taking them down with me.
31:43This the woman Dylan wants?
31:44Where the kid?
31:46Some guy took the brat.
31:49Useless.
31:49Grab her first, then we hunt the child.
31:56Just let Jack and Lily be safe.
32:02You all want to come at once?
32:04Then die together.
32:05Pick your graves.
32:18Why did you come back?
32:20Where's Lily?
32:24Lily's safe.
32:25Don't push yourself.
32:28So this is the woman's secret lover.
32:31Her taste is trash.
32:34Beg now.
32:35And maybe I'll leave your corpses in one piece.
32:38Refuse, and you'll be screaming.
32:41End it fast.
32:44You, in our eyes, you're not even an enemy.
32:48Just weeds to be crushed under feet.
32:51Just hold on a little longer.
32:53Jack means more to me than anything.
32:56I won't let him get hurt.
33:07You want my husband?
33:09Step over my corpse first!
33:12In a hurry to die?
33:13Fine!
33:14I'll oblige!
33:16I'll oblige!
33:43You're half dead already!
33:45How the hell did you knock me back?
33:48The sea is sinking.
33:49Those are Poseidon's warriors.
33:52This...
33:53can't be.
34:18Ancient Ekethra!
34:20The Coastal Legend monster?
34:22The Coastal Legend monster?
34:22Why would she be here?
34:26Ha ha ha!
34:27Our boss has real backing!
34:29He summoned three of Poseidon's elite guards!
34:32No matter how strong you are, kneel and beg!
34:35They're coming for us.
34:37We're finished.
34:39Don't worry, darling.
34:40Things might turn around.
34:41Lyra Vale has been captured.
34:43Now we await the Sea King's warriors to execute this peasant.
34:48They're here for me!
34:50Jack, stay behind me!
34:52With me here, no one touches you.
34:54Stop saying that, Jack!
34:56Look around!
34:57We're surrounded!
34:57We could actually die here!
35:04My lords!
35:06Let me teach this adulterous couple a lesson!
35:12You worthless creature!
35:15You shouldn't even exist where I stand!
35:25Who dares show such insolence before the Lord of the Sea?
35:30Who dares show such insolence before the Lord of the Sea?
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