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Crush Alert
Love Request From My Enemy 2026 💕 💕 💗
Love Request From My Enemy 2026 💕 💕 💗
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00:00:02New intimacy level unlocked.
00:00:09New skin dangerously hot is equipped.
00:00:18You're staring. You like what you see?
00:00:21Maybe.
00:00:30When are you gonna tell me who you really are?
00:00:32You know who I really am. I'm Valaqueen33.
00:00:35Such a dumb username.
00:00:37Oh, okay, guacamolewizard275.
00:00:39Don't talk to me about dumb usernames.
00:00:42You know, you're lucky you're cute.
00:00:43You don't even know what I look like.
00:00:45Well, I would if you agreed to meet me in person.
00:00:47Or at least a photo.
00:00:50Maybe someday.
00:00:55Crap, I'm late.
00:00:57Good luck, scholarship queen.
00:01:01Who needs luck when I have my talisman to remind me of my knight?
00:01:09In the game of castle claimers,
00:01:11I might be a warrior princess in love with a dashing knight,
00:01:14but on my first day at Edmunds Academy,
00:01:16I feel like a peasant.
00:01:19Watch it! This isn't public school.
00:01:23Forget your training wheels.
00:01:26At least I have my knight's charm to help me get through the day.
00:01:40Stop, stop, stop, stop the car!
00:01:44No!
00:01:46God, my knight's special talisman!
00:01:49It's ruined!
00:01:56He's so hot.
00:01:57Hey! I told you to stop the car!
00:02:04Oh my gosh, it's Paul!
00:02:06He's so hot.
00:02:11Hey!
00:02:12What is wrong with you?
00:02:14Didn't you see me yelling and screaming for you to stop the car?
00:02:17Okay, I see you now, new girl.
00:02:19What are you and my son?
00:02:21What are you talking about?
00:02:22Why?
00:02:24I thought you were one of my fans.
00:02:26No, I'm not one of your fans!
00:02:30You just broke something that's really important to me!
00:02:33Yeah, I broke a lot, I always play a cop.
00:02:35Okay?
00:02:37You should know that.
00:02:39I don't know who you are, but you were a...
00:02:42You were a...
00:02:45Asshole!
00:02:51All right.
00:02:52I broke something of yours.
00:02:54Sure, but...
00:02:55Hey!
00:02:57You got my attention.
00:03:00So, in that case, we're even.
00:03:07Don't do it, Hayley.
00:03:10Have a good day.
00:03:13Don't do it!
00:03:16I got a hot mess, energy.
00:03:18Hey!
00:03:21Oh, fuck!
00:03:23Now we're even.
00:03:25My last thought better not be broken!
00:03:27I can't lose my connection to Valley Queen.
00:03:34You just made the wrong enemy.
00:03:37You just made the wrong enemy.
00:03:40I'm going to make every classroom, every hallway, and every rumor in this school your personal nightmare.
00:03:49I'm gonna make your life a living hell.
00:03:52What's going on?
00:03:53Cole's fighting the new girl.
00:03:54Now Cole's leaving the new girl.
00:03:56Yeah, idiot.
00:03:57I can see that.
00:04:00Just met an unhinged person.
00:04:02Good thing the universe balances it with you.
00:04:04Same.
00:04:05Ran into a certified asshole.
00:04:08Can't wait to see you in the game tonight.
00:04:12Cole, do you need help?
00:04:14I can help you.
00:04:17The new girl poured coffee on him.
00:04:18This bitch thinks that she can just roll up and piss off Michael.
00:04:22But he's not your Cole.
00:04:23Shut up, Lindsey.
00:04:25He's not yet.
00:04:27Come here.
00:04:29Hi!
00:04:30I'm Jen.
00:04:31And this is Lindsey.
00:04:33Hi.
00:04:34I'm Hayley.
00:04:35So nice to meet you.
00:04:37You have first day jitters?
00:04:38It's totally understandable.
00:04:39We want to make sure you feel really welcome.
00:04:41And so we'll take you to your locker.
00:04:43Come in.
00:04:44Okay.
00:04:45Let's go.
00:04:49Uh, there you go.
00:04:51Thanks so much.
00:05:14You're welcome, new girl.
00:05:15Honestly, it's kind of an improvement on your face.
00:05:23Guacamole wizard.
00:05:25Guacamole wizard.
00:05:26What are you, catfishing some little lonely online gamer boy?
00:05:29Give it back.
00:05:31Hold on.
00:05:33Hey, if you go to Edmonds Academy, you should come to Locker 83 right now.
00:05:37Send.
00:05:38Here.
00:05:38Now your little gamer friend can see your ugly little face.
00:05:43So when can I meet the hero who ruined your billionaire shirt?
00:05:46I'm your friend first, Max.
00:05:48At least check on me.
00:05:49Oh, is it the online level?
00:05:51Chill, please.
00:05:55No way.
00:05:57What is it?
00:05:58Now the queen goes to the school.
00:06:05Please ignore that.
00:06:07Someone stole my phone and played a stupid prank.
00:06:09Send.
00:06:14What is wrong with you?
00:06:15You mess with Cole Edmonds and you're gonna mess with me.
00:06:18Edmonds?
00:06:19What?
00:06:20You don't know that his family owns the whole school?
00:06:23Wow.
00:06:23You really did crawl out of the gutter, didn't you?
00:06:27Stop recording me!
00:06:30Jen is a new girl.
00:06:32Wait.
00:06:33Is the new girl Valley Queen?
00:06:38There's no way the new girl is Valley Queen.
00:06:40Could it be...
00:06:41Jen?
00:06:44Ew.
00:06:47Your enemy is our enemy, Cole.
00:06:50And I just made sure that the new girl knows that.
00:06:52No chances, Jen.
00:06:54So is it.
00:06:56She does look kinda cute.
00:07:05Please ignore that.
00:07:06Someone stole my phone and played a stupid prank.
00:07:09What was I thinking?
00:07:10Of course she's not my online lover.
00:07:16Hey there, buttercup.
00:07:18Keep walking, Hayley.
00:07:19Just keep walking.
00:07:20You got a problem with shaving this morning, or...?
00:07:24My name's Hayley.
00:07:26Well, Hayley.
00:07:27I think you, uh...
00:07:29You used to spell on your upper lip right there.
00:07:33What a coincidence!
00:07:35So did you!
00:07:36No, no!
00:07:39Oh, I'm sorry.
00:07:41I forgot you don't even need shaving cream.
00:07:43You're just a man-child with follicle issues.
00:07:49I never ended up with her.
00:07:50I must've failed an eye exam.
00:08:04I was so relieved to see you.
00:08:06Something happened, uh...
00:08:08I lost the game. I thought I'd never see you again.
00:08:10I think it's time we call this what it is.
00:08:14And what is this?
00:08:15What I think it is, is I want to be with you, and you want to be with me.
00:08:22As more than just friends.
00:08:24Oh, thank God.
00:08:26I honestly want that more than anything.
00:08:28You're my soulmate. I like you so much.
00:08:30Okay, well, since we're dating now, I'm ready to send my photo.
00:08:36Wait, really?
00:08:38Yeah, get ready.
00:08:46Okay, no face. Just the boobs.
00:08:49Is it a bad idea? But all my online friends said it's cool.
00:08:54PG-13 nudes are harmless.
00:08:55All the kids do this. You'll love it.
00:09:02This lighting hates me.
00:09:04Come on, Hayley. Confidence.
00:09:06You literally fight dragons online.
00:09:13Okay.
00:09:14Yeah, that's actually kind of...
00:09:20Oh, my God. Seriously?
00:09:23Hello? Anyone?
00:09:26Don't look at me!
00:09:31Don't look at me!
00:09:32We're trying to have her viable, are we?
00:09:33I don't think you're supposed to do it like that.
00:09:36Get out!
00:09:37Now!
00:09:38Fine.
00:09:39Ow!
00:09:40Damn it!
00:09:44Come on.
00:10:02Ben!
00:10:02Ben!
00:10:04You!
00:10:08Ben!
00:10:17You're helping me
00:10:19Yeah, well, I didn't plan it, but here we are
00:10:28Excuse you, these boobs are for someone else
00:10:31We're not a little boyfriend, do we?
00:10:32That is shocking
00:10:34Yeah, actually
00:10:35And he'd probably kill you right now if he saw you were flirting with me
00:10:38Flirting?
00:10:39Yeah, don't lie to yourself, I've got a girlfriend too
00:10:41My thoughts and prayers to her
00:10:42Funny
00:10:44Okay, well, can we just pretend this didn't happen and go our separate ways?
00:10:48Fine by me
00:10:51Oh, and, um
00:10:54Well, the purple brawl, by the way
00:10:56I like it in a weird way
00:10:58Not in my type, but, you know, power theory
00:11:01Would you just get out of here?
00:11:11Hopefully, guacamole wizard will like it too
00:11:15Jen, red alert
00:11:16Cole and the new girl are for sure flirting
00:11:19I think it's time to take drastic action
00:11:24Don't be a coward
00:11:25Just send it
00:11:26Jen
00:11:31Oh my god
00:11:32Here goes nothing
00:11:41Still no response?
00:11:43Don't freak out
00:11:43He's probably just busy
00:11:48Give it back
00:11:49Why?
00:11:50You don't want me to see your slutty little nude?
00:11:53Oh, this is actually a really good photo
00:11:55Honestly, it's so good that I think the whole school should see it
00:11:58Did you get it, Lindsay?
00:12:00Mm-hmm
00:12:00Got it
00:12:03What are you doing?
00:12:09What are you doing?
00:12:18Oh my god
00:12:19Oh my god
00:12:20Oh my god
00:12:23Oh my god
00:12:32Oh
00:12:34Yo, what's going on dude your enemies new just got put up on the big screen. What's yeah?
00:12:55Photoshop
00:13:11Oh
00:13:12My brave night, I wish you were here with me right now
00:13:19Oh my god, oh cool fair enemies kind of hot since you're so into slutty photos, why don't we just
00:13:28go ahead and go full nude
00:13:32No
00:13:51My school enemy is my online girlfriend
00:13:54Oh
00:14:11Okay, give that to me
00:14:21Oh
00:14:22Now give the phone back Jen
00:14:24What the hell Cole, I thought you'd be happy
00:14:31How does it feel being exposed to the whole school not good, huh now if you don't delete it off
00:14:36your phone
00:14:36I'm exposed what else is fake about you, and I know it's not just your purse
00:14:41Why are you even defending her she's the loser who has nude photos for random men
00:14:47And he's got more personality than all of you combined and if you mess with her you mess with me
00:14:51you hear me
00:14:53Oh
00:14:57Here we are
00:14:57Cole is on my side now is he doing this to play with my feelings. I just need to be
00:15:02alone
00:15:04Hayley
00:15:09Cole is a rich asshole, and he said we were enemies
00:15:13But why did I get butterflies when he looked at me today?
00:15:19Don't stay up too late honey
00:15:21Love you mom
00:15:24Wait mom
00:15:28Do do people change like can a spoiled brat somehow become nice?
00:15:38Well, maybe just give them a second chance
00:15:58What's up there, huh?
00:16:00There's no more mozzarella sticks in the cafeteria. They're my favorite
00:16:04Noted is that all?
00:16:06The whole school treats me like I'm their punching bag
00:16:08I'm just trying to bring a little hope to my family and keep my scholarship
00:16:13Oh, I'm really proud of you
00:16:15And then there's this guy he has this vendetta against me, but at the same time he's super contradictory
00:16:21It's so confusing
00:16:22Sounds like you're into this guy
00:16:26Sounds like you're into this guy
00:16:27No, I'm not into this guy. I like you. Only you
00:16:36I really liked your photo by the way
00:16:38You did? Are you gonna reciprocate?
00:16:41I was thinking we'd better if we met in person
00:16:43That sounds amazing. When? Where?
00:16:46After school at the balcony. I'll bring flowers
00:16:49Deal
00:16:59I'm about to meet my boyfriend
00:17:10Stop thinking about coal
00:17:12Stop thinking about coal
00:17:28Are those for her?
00:17:34What the fuck?
00:17:38What the fuck?
00:17:40I know what Haley is, Cole
00:17:42Well, her mother works as a maid at my office. That whole family is trash. Stay away from her
00:17:48And what if I say no? Stay away from Haley Cole
00:17:51Or I'll fire her mother
00:17:54What if she found out that you are the one making her life miserable?
00:17:57I'm almost 18 soon
00:17:59Soon I'll have my inheritance
00:18:00I hate to make Haley wait, but she can't know who I am before I make sure her family is
00:18:05safe
00:18:06You're sick
00:18:09It's called watching out for your future
00:18:17Oh, hi
00:18:18I'm Haley
00:18:20Yes
00:18:22So nice to meet you
00:18:23God
00:18:24I'd give anything just to hear her say my name
00:18:27But the moment she knows, I lose her forever
00:18:32Thank you for the flowers
00:18:33You're so nice
00:18:39Guacamole wizard
00:18:41Fail
00:18:45Guacamole wizard
00:18:46Ew
00:18:48You're waiting for your stupid little secret boyfriend
00:18:51Pathetic
00:18:52Maybe he's married
00:18:53Or maybe he's fat
00:18:55And maybe he's sitting on his wife with you
00:18:59I don't want any more trouble
00:19:02Why is Guacamole wizard still not here?
00:19:04Oh no, we're not here to give you any trouble
00:19:06We just noticed that you didn't have any lunch
00:19:08And so we thought we would bring you a sandwich
00:19:12Eat it
00:19:26Oh
00:19:26Call me
00:19:27Do you think that you can just humiliate me?
00:19:29In front of the entire school?
00:19:32You're a maid's daughter
00:19:33So you can go ahead and eat trash
00:19:36Guacamole wizard, where are you?
00:19:38Oh and by the way
00:19:39Nicole's not gonna come save you
00:19:41Because after all, he's rich
00:19:43Like me
00:19:48I'm nothing like you
00:19:53Yeah, I'm nothing like you
00:19:57Cole again?
00:19:58Why is he always here when I need help?
00:20:01Pick it up
00:20:02Cole, we were kidding
00:20:04It's ketchup
00:20:05Pick
00:20:06That bloody thing up
00:20:10Take out of your phone and record this
00:20:19Didn't your dad tell you not to mess with Haley anymore?
00:20:22Don't think you have leverage here
00:20:23Cause I'll tell your mom how fucked up you are
00:20:26You wanna hold that thing next to your face
00:20:28And do what I say
00:20:31I
00:20:32Will leave Haley alone
00:20:36I will leave Haley alone
00:20:41Got it?
00:20:42Yeah
00:20:43Let's go
00:20:45What are you looking at?
00:20:49Got it?
00:20:50Let's go
00:20:54Uh, thank you
00:21:01Wow
00:21:03Never thought I'd hear you say that
00:21:07Why do you keep following me around?
00:21:09I just
00:21:11I happened to see you
00:21:13Were you waiting on someone?
00:21:15Yeah
00:21:15My boyfriend actually
00:21:19Well, he
00:21:21He kinda stood me up, so
00:21:23Maybe you didn't do it on purpose
00:21:26Maybe you gotta do it nice today
00:21:29Cole, are you being nice to me?
00:21:32You thought we were enemies
00:21:35I mean, I still find you incredibly annoying, though
00:21:37So
00:21:37Am I that annoying?
00:21:39Maybe you'll like me once you realize I have layers
00:21:41Are you trying to play with my feelings, Cole Edna?
00:21:44Cause it's not gonna work
00:21:45I'm like those stupid, spoiled heiresses
00:21:53How'd that online boyfriend in your ears make you fall for her?
00:21:59He
00:21:59He...
00:22:00He makes me feel safe
00:22:03You wouldn't understand it, though
00:22:09You never understand better than you think
00:22:12Cole understands me better than I think
00:22:16Does he...
00:22:18Why you talk to him like this?
00:22:30If you keep staring, I'm going to think you like what you see
00:22:32If you keep staring, I'm going to think you like what you see
00:22:33No, my...
00:22:35My boyfriend has way better abs than you do
00:22:40In the game
00:22:43Oh, in the game, huh?
00:22:50Why does he have to smell so good?
00:22:56Are you a little slow on the game, too?
00:23:00I can see why he likes you
00:23:06Oh, yeah
00:23:11I can't do this
00:23:14I love my boyfriend
00:23:16And you will never understand that
00:23:17He's smart, and he's kind, and...
00:23:20He loves me for who I am
00:23:23That is so much more important to me than whatever this is between us
00:23:28I wish I could just tell her right now
00:23:37Wait, it couldn't be
00:23:41Cole, what was that notification on your phone?
00:23:46There's nothing
00:23:47Cole, who are you?
00:23:52What was that notification on your phone?
00:23:54It was my dad telling me my car
00:23:56I got done getting waxed
00:23:58Champagne problems, huh?
00:24:01You live such a tough life
00:24:07What was I thinking?
00:24:09We are from two different worlds
00:24:11He just wants to play with me
00:24:12But why did I want to kiss him so badly?
00:24:19Why didn't you come to school today?
00:24:22I... got into a car accident
00:24:23Really? Are you okay?
00:24:25You have to keep me in the hospital till prom
00:24:28He was right
00:24:28Who?
00:24:29Nobody
00:24:31Which hospital are you staying at?
00:24:32I want to come visit you
00:24:33No, no, you can't, I look miserable now
00:24:36You need to see me in style
00:24:38Fine, if you say so
00:24:40So, are we going to prom together?
00:24:43Hell yeah, we are
00:24:44We send the fireworks wild
00:24:49Why would anyone want to sit next to her?
00:24:52Whoever needs a charity case
00:25:09Oh, you
00:25:10Oh, me
00:25:12Why is she so lucky?
00:25:14Cole's never been this way with any other girl
00:25:17People think you're really lucky to be my lab partner
00:25:19I'm sure you feel really lucky to be my lab partner
00:25:22Cause you don't do any homework
00:25:29You finished it?
00:25:31It's okay
00:25:32We'll get to know each other more
00:25:33I'm not that curious about you actually
00:25:35I'm curious about you though
00:25:37Like, uh
00:25:38How close were you with your mom?
00:25:41What is he trying to do?
00:25:43It's none of your business
00:25:44But I'm very close with my mom
00:25:46I'd kill anyone who hurts her
00:25:50Does Cole genuinely want to know me?
00:26:02So, are you going to prom?
00:26:04Eh, I did well
00:26:05I don't know
00:26:07So you have a date?
00:26:09Or shall I stay a victim?
00:26:11Are you jealous of me?
00:26:13Me? Jealous?
00:26:14No, why would I be jealous?
00:26:16Oh, because I think you so secretly want me
00:26:18You are so full of yourself
00:26:21You can do this on your own
00:26:21Yeah
00:26:24No way
00:26:26It's a self-locking door
00:26:28Really?
00:26:29Ms. Gorman's going to be back in an hour
00:26:30I'm sure it'll be fine
00:26:31I'm stuck here with you for a full hour
00:26:33Okay, sorry, not that bad
00:26:36I think maybe we can pick up where we left off
00:26:39Don't worry
00:26:40Maybe trust me in you
00:26:42We're keeping our distance this time actually
00:26:44Yeah
00:26:55That was my first kiss
00:26:59My first kiss was not supposed to go like that
00:27:01It was supposed to be special at prom
00:27:03And not just bumping lips
00:27:16You're really good at this
00:27:17One day I want you to regret it
00:27:20You know
00:27:22We can do more if you want
00:27:38I think you know how much I want you to do
00:27:41Do you want me?
00:27:42I think you know how much I want you to do
00:27:51Do you want me?
00:27:53I want you
00:27:54I want you
00:27:59Oh shit
00:28:03Anyone in here?
00:28:07Oh my god, how long have you two been in here?
00:28:10I really need to change this lock
00:28:11Are you two okay?
00:28:12Um
00:28:13Yeah, yeah, we're good
00:28:15I think so
00:28:16Great
00:28:17Good job
00:28:17Nice
00:28:24You're just going to pretend like that didn't happen?
00:28:26What didn't happen?
00:28:27Hey, wait
00:28:28It's just hormones
00:28:30Jake
00:28:32Can you still play after your accident?
00:28:34Relax, I'm not dead
00:28:35Wait, car accident?
00:28:37Guacamole wizard?
00:28:44I gotta go
00:28:53Guacamole wizard?
00:28:54Huh?
00:28:57Are you all better after your car accident?
00:28:59Do I know you?
00:29:01Why is he being so standoffish?
00:29:03Is he trying to give me a surprise?
00:29:05Or he heard something about coal?
00:29:07You're crushing your soda can
00:29:10She thinks guacamole wizard is Jake Myers
00:29:13She was in a real car accident
00:29:14According to you, so is guacamole wizard?
00:29:17I can't make this anymore
00:29:19Cole, wait
00:29:21Oh shit
00:29:27What's up guys?
00:29:28Um, we were just chatting
00:29:30Chatting about Jake's grand plans to kick balls?
00:29:34Was there something that you wanted, Cole?
00:29:37Hey!
00:29:38I just figured I'd bring you some mozzarella sticks
00:29:41They're your favorite, right?
00:29:45How did you know that?
00:29:47Tough day, huh?
00:29:48There's no more mozzarella sticks in the cafeteria
00:29:50They're my favorite
00:29:51He couldn't be Cole
00:29:54Could he?
00:30:00The truth is, um...
00:30:01A dickhead?
00:30:04Would you honestly get out of here, bro?
00:30:05You came to my table, bro
00:30:07And knocked my ball away
00:30:15There it goes again
00:30:16Cole is jealous
00:30:18We got a problem here, Cole?
00:30:19We don't have a problem
00:30:21We don't have a problem, right?
00:30:24Tell Cole to get my ball
00:30:25And we don't have a problem
00:30:27Jake, it would take me forever to find one of your balls
00:30:32I have the ball now
00:30:33Can we stop measuring each other's dicks?
00:30:37Cole and Jake are fighting over Haley?
00:30:40Maybe I can use that
00:30:44Jake!
00:30:45Hey!
00:30:46What if I told you that I have an internship opportunity for you with my dad?
00:30:50Wait, seriously?
00:30:51Yeah, just one little catch
00:30:52You have to pretend to like Haley Roth
00:30:58All right, you have the rest of the period to work on your lab reports
00:31:01If you have any questions, I'll be at my desk
00:31:04I thought Guacamole Wizard would feel more like Cole
00:31:08But if he's really Jake, then maybe this was always going to end
00:31:12You've literally been sorry for five minutes
00:31:14I'm thinking
00:31:15About the report or about him?
00:31:17Why are you making it so weird about Jake?
00:31:19We literally made out of a sojourn
00:31:21Maybe I've known Jake longer
00:31:23No, you don't
00:31:24How do you know that?
00:31:25You're going to prom with someone else
00:31:27Stop acting like you're serious about me
00:31:29You have no idea
00:31:35Oh my god, is Jake asking me to prom?
00:31:52Haley, someone's here to see you
00:32:05are you asking me to prom too cheesy no it's cute the accident the mozzarella sticks
00:32:14he is guacamole wizard so um what do you think you want to go to prom with me
00:32:21i i should feel happy but why does this feel so wrong hey can we not
00:32:32hey can we not dude seriously what is your problem my problem here dude is that me and
00:32:38my lab partner have work to do and you're out here to strike me with bad puns wow that
00:32:43is some weak shit man oh that's weak shit is this weak shit
00:32:51oh my god
00:32:59wow he's got really pretty eyes
00:33:07wait i can't cool put me down put me down put me down
00:33:13don't do that again
00:33:27new couple alert
00:33:29fuck off jen why do you hate me so much cool
00:33:32you and i we're not that different and if you'd realize and give me a chance
00:33:36i think that we would make a great match like say if you asked me to prom i might say
00:33:42yes
00:33:45jen you want to go to prom with me jen you want to go to prom with me we're both
00:33:52hot and
00:33:53we're both rich and our dads have been in business like forever so
00:33:58we're both hot and we're both hot and we're both hot and we're going to make sure that we're going
00:34:02to
00:34:02you're going to regret this cole admins
00:34:06oh here they come
00:34:09if i message corcamole wizard i wonder if jake's phone will thing
00:34:15what should we wear to prom and the dean's list
00:34:27um i'll talk to you later i'll see your own school okay okay yeah i'll see you later bye
00:34:32he's so different maybe he's still recovering from the accident
00:34:48jeez
00:34:55here i'll get it
00:34:56oh you're scared of me seeing all the girls in your phone
00:35:04i don't care i do care
00:35:08hey
00:35:09i
00:35:09i mean he only knows you like mozzarella sticks because of me he doesn't even know you
00:35:31and you do how do you know i like mozzarella sticks that's something i've only ever talked
00:35:36because i pay attention to what you like
00:35:40i noticed it at lunch the first day
00:35:44you were watching me
00:35:47just don't go about it
00:36:03move
00:36:05colt is talking to hayley again your job is to keep them away from each other jake unless you don't
00:36:11want that internship that my dad got you
00:36:12obviously i do okay then break them up idiot
00:36:17uh what do i do
00:36:20i've got a few ideas
00:36:26hey look
00:36:28someone will take you to prom
00:36:29all right i promise
00:36:31yeah really like who
00:36:32i mean the whole school hates me except for jake
00:36:36and you but you're not asking me
00:36:40hey
00:36:41oh hey jake
00:36:43hey how um
00:36:45i just wanted to thank you again for
00:36:47the other night
00:36:49the other night
00:36:50yeah it was
00:36:52so
00:36:53sexy
00:36:55you're so sexy
00:36:57jake what are you talking about
00:37:01uh hate to break it to you asshole but she's my prom date
00:37:09and she's a real tiger in the pep room
00:37:13oh shit
00:37:14oh shit
00:37:27oh my god
00:37:32stop guys stop it stop stop
00:37:36what the hell is going on over there
00:37:40shit it's principal stevens i've got to save cole i mean jake i've got to save jake
00:37:50oh my god principal stevens i'm so sorry
00:37:55hailey rock that's detention after school don't be late
00:38:16calm what are you doing here can we keep you company
00:38:20uh it's the least i could do if you saved my ass today
00:38:25the locker thing
00:38:26that was an accident
00:38:27oh sure
00:38:30so uh
00:38:31you and
00:38:32you and jake huh
00:38:34no
00:38:36he lied about that
00:38:37i don't know why though
00:38:39good
00:38:39good
00:38:41you know
00:38:42father that asshole every time he looks at you makes me sick to my stomach
00:38:46thinking about him touching you kissing you
00:38:49i could kill him
00:38:53promise me you won't go to prom with it
00:38:58okay fine
00:38:59i won't
00:39:02because i want to go to prom with you
00:39:07okay everyone let's start off by mixing our sodium bicarbonate
00:39:18oh my god i am so fed up with this
00:39:38oh sorry
00:39:40hey trips
00:39:41no no no no no no no no no no
00:39:42jen
00:39:43what
00:39:44it always has to be about her doesn't it
00:39:49they're dead
00:39:51they're both dead
00:39:52oh
00:39:54how am i gonna be able to talk to guacamole wizard
00:39:59oh
00:40:00what are you
00:40:01are you almost crying
00:40:03it's probably because you can't afford a new one
00:40:07jen
00:40:07what's going on over there
00:40:19what's going on is jen is getting a taste of her own medicine
00:40:22this squirman's burning
00:40:24mr edmunds
00:40:25oh please it's baking soda and water you're fine
00:40:27detention
00:40:28today after school
00:40:30oh shit
00:40:43jake hey
00:40:44oh uh sorry gotta get to student council
00:40:50hey you didn't even try the rice trick
00:40:53the rice trick
00:40:56yeah
00:40:58you don't know about the
00:40:59come on
00:41:13hey
00:41:14um
00:41:15ella
00:41:16it's emma
00:41:18yeah
00:41:19that's what i said
00:41:20can you hack a broken laptop
00:41:31hey it's gonna be okay
00:41:33we'll pour out in a few more minutes and it'll be like the whole thing never happened
00:41:37no it's not just the phone or the laptop
00:41:39it means
00:41:40it means i can't
00:41:42can't what
00:41:46i talked to a friend online
00:41:49he's really important to me
00:41:53and i'm sure
00:41:55you're really important to him
00:42:06how cool
00:42:07if you look past
00:42:08all that hair gel and
00:42:11big ol' ego and
00:42:12rich kid for bravo
00:42:14okay okay
00:42:15i get it
00:42:19you're kind of sweet
00:42:24hey look at that
00:42:26oh my god
00:42:27thank you
00:42:30oh my god
00:42:31you're a miracle worker
00:42:38oh what is taking so long
00:42:40you doused this thing in sodium bicarbonate
00:42:43shut up ella
00:42:44it's emma
00:42:45whatever
00:42:52oh my god
00:43:01morning valley whore
00:43:03how are things in the castle
00:43:10valley whore
00:43:11what are they talking about
00:43:27guacamole wizard
00:43:28when can we be together in person
00:43:31guacamole wizard
00:43:32i want you so badly
00:43:33i dream about you touching me
00:43:34oh my god
00:43:36someone hacked my castle claimers messages
00:43:38touch me guacamole wizard
00:43:41yeah
00:43:42hey valley whore
00:43:43show them what you really like
00:44:02here you go
00:44:04here this is for you
00:44:09oh do you like what i've done with the place
00:44:11you hacked my laptop
00:44:14oh no it wasn't me
00:44:15it was that kid ella
00:44:17but i definitely got to reap the benefits
00:44:19what kind of incel sex over a video game
00:44:22hayley
00:44:22what are you catfishing this guy
00:44:24no i'm not trying to catfish him
00:44:26hey everyone
00:44:26i think valley whore's a catfish
00:44:30because who in their right mind
00:44:32would spend their time thirsting over you
00:44:59stop it stop stop
00:45:03i thought i'd send the janitor some time
00:45:09jake
00:45:09hey
00:45:12now's the time
00:45:13tell them
00:45:15tell them what
00:45:16that you're guacamole wizard
00:45:19who's guacamole wizard
00:45:22here you go
00:45:25oh my god
00:45:26did you think that jake was your secret little online boyfriend
00:45:29oh sweetie
00:45:31i've been bribing him this whole time
00:45:32to pretend to like you
00:45:34what
00:45:34why would you do that
00:45:36oh i don't know cole
00:45:37why do you think i would do that
00:45:40jake
00:45:40is this true
00:45:41have you been pretending to like me this whole time
00:45:46sorry
00:45:47it was nothing personal
00:45:54yeah nothing personal
00:45:56oh
00:46:02all right
00:46:03all right
00:46:03all right
00:46:04enough
00:46:04what in the world is going on here
00:46:07is that a leaf blower
00:46:08that's all him
00:46:09okay well you both have detention so
00:46:17let me get this straight
00:46:18you stole a leaf blower
00:46:20and deface school property
00:46:22it wasn't school property dad
00:46:23it was jen's cyber boy spreadsheets
00:46:26jesus christ
00:46:26how does she always get away with this shit
00:46:29could it be because her father's running for senate cole
00:46:31you think that's what it could be
00:46:33who cares
00:46:34i care
00:46:35and
00:46:36i hear she's got an eye for you
00:46:38so you're taking her to prom
00:46:40what
00:46:41no
00:46:41over my dead body
00:46:43oh because you're like that hayley girl
00:46:46i'm firing her mother right now
00:46:47no no please don't
00:46:48please
00:46:49please
00:46:50then you're taking jen to prom
00:46:52max's dad called
00:46:53he said he's having a party tomorrow
00:46:55you're gonna go
00:46:56and you're gonna ask jen to prom
00:46:58end of discussion
00:47:05come on you big coward
00:47:07message him
00:47:08just do it
00:47:09just do it
00:47:12you must think i'm the biggest idiot
00:47:21i could never think that
00:47:28but i thought you were jake
00:47:29please can't you just tell me now
00:47:31i think i've had enough public humiliation for one lifetime
00:47:38i heard that guy max is throwing a party tomorrow
00:47:40if you want i'll meet you there
00:47:53okay
00:47:55you got this hayley
00:47:56just take a deep breath
00:47:58you got this
00:47:59you got this
00:48:03you look beautiful
00:48:07thank you mom
00:48:27hey hayley
00:48:28i'm glad you came
00:48:29you look so pretty
00:48:31hi
00:48:31hey max
00:48:32your house is gorgeous
00:48:34i mean
00:48:35oh it's just my parents blood money
00:48:36you know they're upstairs watching the last of us right now
00:48:39they don't care about shit
00:48:40get drunk girl
00:48:55what are you doing here
00:48:56valley whore
00:48:59looks like the catfish came out of the pond
00:49:02hey everyone let's give it up for valley whore
00:49:04valley whore
00:49:09jen why are you doing this
00:49:11what have i even done to you
00:49:12to me
00:49:12oh i'm actually concerned about our whole community
00:49:15because those little cringy messages on your castle game
00:49:19those are concerning
00:49:20actually i kind of feel a bit of a perv
00:49:22did you know that hayley
00:49:24she's a little pervy princess
00:49:26pervy princess
00:49:29pervy princess
00:49:35hey let's get pervy tonight
00:49:37leave me alone
00:49:39is there a fire
00:49:41okay we set off the alarm
00:49:43and was there a fire
00:49:59he's cheese
00:50:00called
00:50:00away
00:50:01the Bref
00:50:01the
00:50:01The
00:50:01close
00:50:01the
00:50:01the
00:50:34Are you him?
00:50:37Would you stop trying to find your stupid little cyber boyfriend?
00:50:40Okay, Cole is not him.
00:50:42Anyways, we are going to the prom together.
00:50:45No, I'm not.
00:50:46Yes, you are.
00:50:47It's okay.
00:50:48You can be honest about your feelings.
00:50:51So you too.
00:50:52This whole time.
00:50:56Oh my God, I am such an idiot.
00:50:59Hey, wait.
00:51:00Wait.
00:51:06Please, at least take my jacket.
00:51:08You know, if you really wanted to humiliate me, you didn't have to go to the extra effort.
00:51:12Jen was doing just fine.
00:51:13I wasn't trying to humiliate you.
00:51:14Then what were you trying to do?
00:51:16I guess you.
00:51:17Obviously.
00:51:18The white quills were just an added bonus.
00:51:20I knew I shouldn't have trusted you.
00:51:23What about guacamole, wizard?
00:51:26What are you?
00:51:35Who is that?
00:51:36I don't know.
00:51:37Just the devil.
00:51:40Get in the car.
00:51:44I'm not going to ask you again, Cole.
00:51:46Get in the car.
00:51:47Dad, can you just act normal for once and please introduce yourself to-
00:51:50Haley.
00:51:51I already assumed that's who this was.
00:51:54I'm a strip-ins.
00:51:55So, you're the scholarship trash that's hell-bent on ruining Cole's life?
00:52:01Well, I've got news for you, young lady.
00:52:03My son is going to marry a good girl from a respectable family.
00:52:08And that's not you.
00:52:09You will be forgotten.
00:52:11You're a maid's daughter.
00:52:12And your mom works for me.
00:52:15Stay away from him.
00:52:16Or I swear to God, your mother is fired.
00:52:21Dad, stop!
00:52:22Don't you touch my family.
00:52:24I'll stay away.
00:52:26Haley, come on.
00:52:27You don't mean that.
00:52:30I hate everything you stand for.
00:52:33I hate your greed and your callousness and your elitist ideas of what you think a good person looks like.
00:52:39I hate everything about you.
00:52:41I hate all of it.
00:52:42I don't want any part of it.
00:52:45So, Cole, go with your dad.
00:52:49Haley!
00:52:53Fuck this.
00:52:55That's me.
00:52:59No laptop and no phone for a week.
00:53:02Ever since mom died, you've turned into this co-patriarch.
00:53:04Haley, not that's real love.
00:53:06Why do you have to make me so miserable?
00:53:07I promised your mother I would make you a success, son.
00:53:11Even if it meant saving you from yourself.
00:53:21Hi, Haley.
00:53:22I'm Emma.
00:53:23I know who you are.
00:53:25Right.
00:53:25I just felt kind of bad that I accidentally helped Jen ruin your life.
00:53:30So, I wanted to return your laptop to you.
00:53:33Good as new.
00:53:38Oh, wow.
00:53:40Thanks, Emma.
00:53:41Okay, bye.
00:53:47One down, one to go.
00:53:50You're so cool.
00:53:51I know, Emma.
00:53:52Want to go to prom?
00:53:53Why not?
00:53:56Let's get these lovebirds together.
00:54:03Hi, Mr. Edmundsons.
00:54:04Hi, Max.
00:54:05And Max's friend.
00:54:07Sorry, we weren't expecting you.
00:54:09Cole's grounded.
00:54:10Oh, he is?
00:54:12But it was his 18th birthday today.
00:54:14What can I say, Max?
00:54:16Actions have consequences.
00:54:19Birthday or no, Cole is grounded.
00:54:21Well, that really sucks because he's also the president of the prom committee.
00:54:27We were supposed to review budgets today.
00:54:30Cole?
00:54:30My son, Cole?
00:54:32Reviewing budgets.
00:54:34He's never reviewed a budget a day in his life.
00:54:36Well, Mr. Edmunds, today could be that day.
00:54:38And we just have to give him back this school-sanctioned laptop
00:54:40so we can get back to his very important
00:54:42and very respectable budgetary work.
00:54:54Go away!
00:54:58Max, what are you guys doing here?
00:55:01Happy birthday, Cole.
00:55:02I brought you my laptop and logged into your Castle Claimers account.
00:55:05Just get it back to me by tomorrow.
00:55:08What's going on?
00:55:09Dude, it's your 18th birthday.
00:55:11You can tell Haley who you are now.
00:55:13You can be together.
00:55:14Just log into this stupid game
00:55:16and tell the girl who you love who you really are.
00:55:19No.
00:55:20I'll tell her to myself.
00:55:21Sneak me in your car.
00:55:30Welcome to the wizard.
00:55:33Mom, I'm fine.
00:55:35I just need some time alone.
00:55:44Open the door.
00:55:46Wait, what?
00:55:48He's here?
00:55:56It's you.
00:55:58I should have given you this to a long time ago.
00:56:02Haley, I wanted to tell you who I was from the very beginning.
00:56:05My dad threatened to follow your mom.
00:56:07And I had to wait a really long time to tell you who I was.
00:56:10I got my inheritance.
00:56:12And I can protect you and your family.
00:56:14So you don't have to choose.
00:56:27Haley, I understand if this changes things.
00:56:32If you don't love me the way you love guacamole wizard, but I need you to know I love you.
00:56:51Nicole, I love you.
00:56:53You do?
00:56:55Yes, you idiot.
00:56:57I've loved you for months.
00:56:59I mean, this whole guacamole wizard thing was so confusing, though,
00:57:02because I had to be loyal to him, but you're him.
00:57:07You didn't expect her.
00:57:09I mean, I always hoped it was you.
00:57:14Until you hoped it was.
00:57:16Yes.
00:57:17I hoped it was you.
00:57:19You were always there for me.
00:57:25You're really fucking hot.
00:57:30Hey, uh, one of those things I said we could do.
00:57:35You ever do?
00:57:37Yeah.
00:57:40I'll take my clothes off.
00:57:42I'm getting there, don't worry.
00:57:43Mm-hmm.
00:58:05Okay, so, what do you think?
00:58:08Ten out of ten.
00:58:09Oh.
00:58:10Yeah.
00:58:10We'll do again.
00:58:12Okay, sex with sex with me specifically.
00:58:14I've only ever had sex with you specifically.
00:58:17All right.
00:58:18All right, that's fair.
00:58:19I'll, uh, I'll take that as a win.
00:58:26What is my life now?
00:58:28Am I being nice to Cole Edmonds?
00:58:30Mm, oh, God, no.
00:58:32I fully expect you to continue to berate me endlessly.
00:58:36No, I'll just, I'll just lust behind it.
00:58:39There's always been lust behind it.
00:58:41I'll ask you a minute, Mom.
00:58:43Stop it.
00:58:46Um, same.
00:58:49Isn't Bramonite?
00:58:51I think you know if it's Bramonite.
00:58:53Okay.
00:58:55But the real question is, do you got a date?
00:59:00Cole, are you asking me to prom?
00:59:02I would have asked you earlier, but Jay kind of gave me to the show.
00:59:06Oh, God, please don't mention his name again.
00:59:08I don't want to hear it.
00:59:09Yeah, you don't have to ask me twice.
00:59:11But I don't even have a dress.
00:59:14Later.
00:59:18I just slept with Cole Edmonds, and I'm in love with Cole Edmonds.
00:59:23Who would have guessed?
00:59:27I thought, only the best for my princess.
00:59:31Where did you get that?
00:59:33Uh, I might have gotten you a dress on the off chance that you might have wanted to go to
00:59:40prom with me, and maybe had nothing to wear.
00:59:44Of course I'll go to prom with you.
00:59:51Mr. Edmonds, I didn't expect you to be here.
00:59:54Cole, are you here?
00:59:57Cole, are you here?
01:00:00Mr. Edmonds, you can't just bark into my house like this.
01:00:03I see you, Cole.
01:00:04You are in big trouble.
01:00:22Hey, uh, you almost done in there?
01:00:25You try changing into an evening gown in a bunch of thorny bushes.
01:00:30Okay, I'm ready.
01:00:42What do you think?
01:00:47My God, Haley, you are the most beautiful thing I have ever seen.
01:00:53Uh-uh-uh.
01:00:54I just hunched over to Cara Mirra to do this lipstick.
01:00:57You're not messing it up for at least 20 minutes.
01:01:0020 more minutes.
01:01:01We're in.
01:01:02Deal.
01:01:06Thank you all for using the prom voting site to cast your votes.
01:01:10I hear we have a winner.
01:01:14And your 2026 prom queen is...
01:01:19Jen Longfellow.
01:01:20Oh, thank you.
01:01:23Oh, my God.
01:01:25Thank you guys so much.
01:01:27Seriously, this makes the world to me.
01:01:29I mean, like, who else would win, right?
01:01:32Oh, this is just the perfect moment.
01:01:39Oh, my God.
01:01:40That's Haley and Cole.
01:01:42It was fun.
01:01:44It's very too bad.
01:01:50Hey, uh...
01:01:51Most time that's up.
01:01:52No.
01:01:53No.
01:01:53But who cares?
01:01:56Hell yeah.
01:01:57Woo!
01:02:00Ew, literally, what the fuck?
01:02:02Hell yeah.
01:02:03Language.
01:02:03I am the queen, okay?
01:02:05She's just a little pervy princess.
01:02:07Come on.
01:02:08Everyone say it with me.
01:02:10Pervy princess.
01:02:11Pervy princess.
01:02:12Pervy princess.
01:02:16Pervy princess.
01:02:17Wait.
01:02:19Wait, wait, wait.
01:02:20What are those?
01:02:21Those are texts between me and my dad.
01:02:22Make Cole Edmonds fall in love with you.
01:02:26His dad's month is essential to funding my campaign.
01:02:30Don't worry, Daddy.
01:02:31If I can't have him, no one can.
01:02:35I'm gonna destroy Haley Roth's life.
01:02:37Is this real?
01:02:39Jen's crazy.
01:02:42Who did this?
01:02:44Who did this?
01:02:47What?
01:02:48You exploited me for a hacking job
01:02:50and didn't think I was gonna hack your phone?
01:02:51You little shit.
01:02:54You know, Jen, as the principal,
01:02:57I'm supposed to remain impartial
01:02:59and above all of this petty drama.
01:03:02But quite frankly, you are the worst.
01:03:06And I think it's time that you are expelled
01:03:09from Edmonds Academy.
01:03:11You can't do that.
01:03:12I'm the principal, so yes, I can.
01:03:25You lied to me!
01:03:28You lied to me!
01:03:33Get her!
01:03:34Haley, catch.
01:03:40oh my princess finally has a crown now all i need is my handsome prince oh yeah no can do
01:03:48all i have to offer is a bowie knight with a chip on his shoulder and a awesome sense of
01:03:54humor
01:03:55oh how can i refuse
01:04:02oh no that's my dad
01:04:07we are going home right now you disobeyed me for the last time boy yeah i'm not a boy dad
01:04:14you talk all the time about wanting a man that's worthy of the family last name
01:04:19yet you can't see i've already become that man and it's because of hayley
01:04:25and you can accept that i'll make my own path and best believe me i can
01:04:30i'll say this it's the most backbone i've ever seen in you cole
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01:04:45i am so proud of you
01:04:48i kind of done with all you being by my side
01:04:51that was terrifying it's not like we haven't slayed a dragon before though so
01:04:57i love you balacone
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01:05:01oh my god i gotta change that username
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