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My Dad Is Poseidon 💕 💕
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00:12Slow-ass sea slug! Your launch today, Beach!
00:35This is a toy!
00:35We need to go!
00:38You can't work out!
00:42You can't work out.
00:46You can't work out.
00:59We need to go!
01:00Filthy scavengers!
01:02When Lord Poseidon ruled the Deep,
01:05you Skyrats swore never to breach the surface.
01:09Poseidon?
01:11Fish food ages ago.
01:37Sire, Zeus' people just breached your outer barrier.
01:41I'm retired. Don't bring that crap to my door.
01:48Sire!
02:04Who the hell broke my new console?
02:06I'm gonna go deal with that bastard!
02:09Sire! You're finally stepping in!
02:25Go fight somewhere else. Don't block me from clearing my game.
02:29My king!
02:30Even Poseidon himself would still be fit to shine my boots!
02:53What did you do?
02:55Turn me back right now!
03:02Sire! The entire Abyssal Realm awaits your command.
03:05Lead us against Olympus! We beg you!
03:08Zeus' brain's probably been eaten out by Chlamydia for years.
03:11I'm retired. I don't waste breath on crazy people.
03:21Screw power struggles. Rotting in bed, playing games is the real way to live.
03:30Fight!
03:38Get your hands off me, creep!
03:39Sorry. I didn't mean to...
03:45Wait. Pointy ears. A dryage? What's a forest nintz doing here?
03:54He's just a regular human. A total nerd.
03:57Damn it. The Aphrodisians kicking in.
04:10You're burning up down here. Way harder than I pictured.
04:14I was drugged. This whole thing is Dylan's sick setup. If I don't mate someone before the timer runs out,
04:21I die. I really need this guy.
04:28Goddamn. You really know how to flip my switch.
04:39I need more. A lot more.
04:50Don't stop. Harder. Squeeze me tighter.
05:01What the hell did you do to me last night?
05:05Hey. I put in a lot of work. Don't tell me you forgot.
05:10Leora! I know you're in there. Nowhere left to run.
05:14Damn it. He tracked me.
05:28Leora. You're my fiancé. You belong with me. Come home.
05:33Get away, Dylan!
05:37As the leader of the Satyr, you actually drugged me.
05:44Why the fuck are you wearing some dude's shirt?
05:48You slept with someone?
05:50Who screwed up my plan?
05:54Oh, so you're the genius who roofed her.
05:57Newsflash, tough guy. Real men don't need tricks.
06:00You talking to the boss like that, punk?
06:08So you're the loser who ruined everything?
06:10You actually fucked this beach bomb shut in?
06:20Touch him again and you'll regret it.
06:22Her body's tainted now, but her blood still has value.
06:25Can't push too hard yet.
06:28I won't kill him.
06:31But you're coming with me, Leora.
06:34Babe, if you don't want to go, I can handle this clown.
06:37Ha ha ha ha!
06:43Forget today ever happened.
06:45Go back to your life.
06:59Seriously, can't I just play my game for once?
07:12Those assholes are back already.
07:14What are you talking about?
07:21Hey, pencil neck!
07:23I'm Dylan's top enforcer.
07:24Either get the hell out of this water,
07:26or kneel and call me daddy.
07:28Dylan who?
07:29Speak up, man.
07:30My ears are shot.
07:31Keep acting tough.
07:32Jax can stomp boulders to dust.
07:34Even Nereus' seafo give him a wide bird.
07:49You asked for this.
08:03You one-shotted pants-topping orcer?
08:05Who the hell are you?
08:18Asshole, using my divine power to barbecue.
08:21Hope you die alone and miserable.
08:24What are you whining about?
08:26Nothing.
08:27Heat's too low.
08:28Sprinkle this and baste it again.
08:35Molly, gods make heroes with it, you seasoned food?
08:41Huh.
08:43Tide barrier just got tripped.
08:50Mommy, is daddy stationed way out in the deep sea?
08:53Is that why he never comes to see me?
08:56Yeah, baby.
08:57But he retired recently.
08:59We're gonna find him now.
09:09I'm badly wounded.
09:11I don't have much time.
09:13Find Lily's real father.
09:14Leave her with him.
09:16I just hope you two can live in peace.
09:20Far away from those bastards on Mount Olympus.
09:36There it is.
09:44Liara's wounded bad.
09:46Drag them both back to the Dillon.
09:48Lifetime of easy living.
09:54What the hell was that?
09:57Nothing.
09:57Just swapped a bug.
10:02That girl from five years ago.
10:04You came looking for me?
10:07She's your daughter.
10:09We need you now.
10:11So you're my dad?
10:13You're actually pretty handsome.
10:16This aura?
10:17She's got my blood.
10:24Who did this?
10:25Don't worry about it.
10:27Just keep Lily safe.
10:33Mommy.
10:34Mommy.
10:35Mommy.
10:52It's too late, boss.
10:54Her heartbeats fading fast.
11:09Somebody help me.
11:24Give me a name, Liara.
11:26Who did this?
11:27I'm going to tear them apart.
11:31It was...
11:52Your father sold you to me a long time ago.
11:55You're my fiance.
11:56My property.
11:57You filthy whore.
11:59Spread your legs for some stray dog.
12:04But at least your bloodline is still worth something.
12:12No!
12:13Let go!
12:16With nymph blood in my veins,
12:18even Olympus will bow to me.
12:27I got careless.
12:30Diving near a shipwreck.
12:31My fault.
12:32Shipwreck?
12:34Those cuts are surgical, Liara.
12:36Someone did this to you.
12:41You're just a regular guy.
12:43Stay out of it.
12:44Boss?
12:45Soup's ready.
12:52If I don't make it,
12:54promise me you'll take care of Lily.
12:57She's all we have left.
12:59She's safe.
13:00Now drink.
13:03Soup isn't going to fix this, Jack.
13:11Jack.
13:11You...
13:14Ambrosia residue?
13:16Golden apple sap?
13:17I studied this in grad's time.
13:19Greek meth said it could raise the dead for mortals.
13:22Where the hell did you get this?
13:25More.
13:26Try it.
13:37These ingredients.
13:38Where did you get them?
13:45It's my first time meeting Daddy.
13:47I gotta find the prettiest shell for him.
14:13What a lively little snack.
14:16Gulp you down and my power doubles!
14:18Ha ha ha ha ha!
14:26I just fished this stuff out of the bay.
14:29You want more?
14:30I've got a ton of it laying around.
14:32This guy's luck is insane.
14:36A random mortal just happens to have relics of the old gods?
14:41Is this coast a secret Olympian vault?
14:44You're safe here, Liara.
14:48We've got a kid together now.
14:51I'm not letting anything touch.
14:54You or Lily.
14:56Jack, I'm grateful, but I...
14:58Daddy!
14:59Help!
15:01Something's trying to eat me!
15:05Lily's in trouble!
15:12I...
15:13I'm not tasty.
15:14My mommy and daddy are super strong.
15:17Please don't eat me!
15:19Please don't eat me!
15:22Divine power runs through this girl.
15:26Devour you, and I might even claim the Sea King's throne.
15:32Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
15:36Oh, my God.
16:04you disgusting freak what do you think you're doing to my daughter mommy
16:11i've got your baby touch my kid again and i'll rip her head off your shoulders
16:18ha you ruined my meal
16:24wait the baby mama herself perfect
16:32two courses for the price of one
16:42bitch
16:47jack take lily and run go
16:55run from the lucian hydro you pathetic little insects
17:06you posei that kid's his no wonder the power's so pure that's poseidon's bloodline if i stay i'm dead
17:24what the hell just happened it ran damn lioya your powers are badass you straight up scared the
17:31monster off me no way even at full strength i couldn't take that thing i'm still recovering
17:39wait maybe it sensed the guardian of the sea vault
17:44whatever let's get home that thing might circle back
17:51about that monster
17:57failed at the perfect time figures he's just a regular guy after all
18:03oh
18:22oh
18:42my liege have mercy i didn't know she was your die swear it i please spare my life
18:49no problem thank you my lord thank you for your mercy try to remember that in your next life
19:06enjoying the show
19:17my
19:18king we had nothing to do with the hydra we swear listen to me if any of you take one
19:24step near my
19:25daughter again i will skin you alive now get the fuck out of my sight yes yes my leash
19:44my love since you refuse to tell me who did this to you i'll just have to dig up the
19:49truth myself
19:58that wild god
20:00that wild god pans always pulling power grabs but poseidon guys long gone probably fish food in some trench
20:07right sea god myth ancient history wanna bet there ain't no sea king anymore
20:23the world's the same as ever the dead are louder than the living who the hell are you you're in
20:30haiti's territory
20:31are you in haiti's territory
21:02Who the fuck is tearing up my domain?
21:10I don't have time for this. I'm not wasting it on you.
21:13I need a background check.
21:19You know who I am?
21:21Hades is ace.
21:22You crash my spot, you die here!
21:47Little fish.
21:56Headed staff? One shot? The Sea King? He's real!
22:03Hades, you hiding? Come out, or this whole place turns into driftwood.
22:10One, two!
22:15Thank the fates! The boss is here!
22:22Boss, this bum!
22:30You idiot. Piss off the Lord of the Oceans and we all drown. You're done. Get out.
22:36In front of Poseidon. You're ants. I'm saving your worthless heights.
22:45My Lord, is this handling satisfactory?
22:48I'm not here for fun.
22:50Dig up everything on that Leora and her daughter.
22:57Understood. I'll mobilize every team right now. You have three days. I'll be back.
23:05Everyone! Drop what you're doing. Full sweep on the Leora and child.
23:10Every resource, every contact. Now!
23:13Tell them Poseidon's back.
23:15Yes, boss!
23:22Poseidon's back.
23:22Let's hope this time he doesn't flood the place just to make a point.
23:34Dylan wants the woman dead. Kid comes with us alive. She's still hurt. Easy pickets.
23:39Let's move.
23:52We'll make a nice stew. Surprise daddy for lunch?
23:55Ha ha ha ha ha!
24:00Ha ha ha ha!
24:02A forest nymph playing happy home mater? Pathetic.
24:08Who are you?
24:11Dylan's orders. Come quietly to the stronghold. Or I drag your corpse back.
24:17Mommy? Who's the ugly goat man?
24:21Hand over the kid!
24:30Stay away from my daughter! Don't you dare touch her!
24:49Mommy!
24:50Mommy! You're bleeding!
24:51This forest is locked down. Surrender now.
24:56I'll go with you. On one condition. Let my daughter go!
25:00No! No! Mommy! I'm not leaving you!
25:14Kid's mine. You die.
25:19You... poisoned me?
25:23My poison fog. The more you fight, the faster it rots you from the inside. Give up!
25:31You've gone too far. Even if I die today, I'm not letting you win.
25:38You're wounded. Poisoned.
25:42Done.
25:43The kid's coming with me.
25:47Don't touch her! Come at me!
25:50Feisty one.
25:52Dylan wants you dead.
25:54But first, I'm gonna have some fun.
26:03Such a pretty face.
26:05All mine now.
26:09Let my mommy go, you bastard!
26:19Lily! Lily! Run! Get out of here!
26:26Serve me well, and I might let her run a little longer.
26:37Lily!
26:44Daddy?
26:59You touch my woman, you're a dead man.
27:08Jack...
27:09What the hell just happened?
27:14You okay, babe?
27:16So you're the boyfriend.
27:17Too bad, I'll snap every bone in your body with one hand.
27:33Ow!
27:45If I pull this vine, the whole cliff goes with us, demon.
27:50Run all you want!
27:51My pack tears you both apart!
28:05No!
28:08No!
28:11No!
28:12No!
28:13No!
28:21No!
28:24Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
28:53Daddy, don't leave mommy. I don't want to lose her.
28:57Shh, Lily, don't cry. Daddy promises mommy's going to be okay. We're going back for her right now.
29:09Hand over the kid. I'll make your death quick.
29:16Okay. Lily, turn around and cover your ears, okay? Daddy's going to do a little magic trick.
29:28Okay.
29:31You are the best.
29:42Some nobody dare stare me down? You're asking to die.
29:48You're not human. Who the hell are you?
29:51My daughter's here, so I'm keeping it clean. Disappear.
30:13Okay, Lily, you can turn around now.
30:20Daddy, what happened to the bad guy?
30:23He got so dazzled by how cute you are, he just passed out.
30:32Lily, stay right here inside this circle
30:34Don't move
30:35Daddy's gonna help Mommy beat the bad guys
30:37I'll be right back
30:43Daddy, be careful
30:46Don't worry, Lily
30:47No one's ever beaten your dad
30:55That poison's eaten you alive, little nymph
30:58How much longer you got?
31:00Let me have my fun first
31:03So what?
31:05I'll drag you to hell with me before I die
31:18Damn
31:19You take a hit well
31:20Let's enjoy this body
31:23Then I'll turn you into my eternal trophy
31:26For Jack and Lily
31:28Even if I die
31:29I'm taking this beast down with me
31:33No signal?
31:34You trying to hog the glory?
31:36More coming
31:37Killing one won't save Jack and Lily
31:39No choice
31:40I'm taking them down with me
31:42This the woman Dylan wants?
31:44Where the kid?
31:45Some guy took the brat
31:48Useless
31:49Grab her first
31:50Then we hunt the child
31:54Just
31:56Let Jack and Lily be safe
32:01You all want to come at once?
32:03Then die together
32:04Pick your graves
32:17Why did you come back?
32:19Where's Lily?
32:23Lily's safe
32:24Don't push yourself
32:28So this is the woman's secret lover
32:31Her taste is trash
32:33Beg now
32:34And maybe I'll leave your corpses in one piece
32:38Refuse
32:38And you'll be screaming
32:39End it fast
32:44You?
32:45In our eyes
32:46You're not even an enemy
32:47Just weeds to be crushed under feet
32:50Just hold on a little longer
32:53Jack means more to me than anything
32:55I won't let him get hurt
33:06You want my husband?
33:08Step over my corpse first
33:11In a hurry to die?
33:13Fine
33:13I'll oblige
33:42You're half dead already
33:45How the hell did you knock me back?
33:47The sea is sinking
33:48Those are Poseidon's warriors
33:51This
33:53Can't be
34:18Ancient Ekathra
34:19The coastal legend monster?
34:22Why would she be here?
34:25Ha ha ha
34:26Our boss has real backing
34:28He summoned three of Poseidon's elite guards
34:31No matter how strong you are
34:33Kneel and beg
34:35They're coming for us
34:36We're finished
34:38Don't worry darling
34:39Things might turn around
34:40Lyra Vale has been captured
34:42Now we await the Sea King's warriors
34:45To execute this peasant
34:48They're here for me
34:49Jack
34:50Stay behind me
34:51With me here
34:53With me here
34:53No one touches you
34:54Stop saying that Jack
34:55Look around
34:56We're surrounded
34:57We could actually die here
35:04My lords
35:05Let me teach this adulterous couple a lesson
35:11You worthless creature
35:13You shouldn't even exist
35:16Where I stand
35:24Who dares show such insolence
35:28Before the Lord of the Sea
35:30And that's what your heart
35:30I need you to fight for you
35:32You
35:33That's it
35:33You
35:34You
35:34You
35:35That's it
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