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Crush Alert
Love Request From My Enemy Full Ep 💕 💕 💗
Love Request From My Enemy Full Ep 💕 💕 💗
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00:00:02New intimacy level unlocked.
00:00:09New skin dangerously hot is equipped.
00:00:19You're staring.
00:00:20You like what you see?
00:00:21Maybe.
00:00:30When are you gonna tell me who you really are?
00:00:32You know who I really am.
00:00:34I'm Valaqueen33.
00:00:36Such a dumb username.
00:00:37Oh, okay, guacamolewizard275.
00:00:40Don't talk to me about dumb usernames.
00:00:42You know, you're lucky you're cute.
00:00:44You don't even know what I look like.
00:00:45Well, I would if you agreed to meet me in person.
00:00:47Or at least a photo.
00:00:50Maybe someday.
00:00:56Crap, I'm late.
00:00:57Good luck, Skylifter Queen.
00:01:02Who needs luck when I have my talisman to remind me of my knight?
00:01:09In the game of castle claimers,
00:01:11I might be a warrior princess in love with a dashing knight,
00:01:14but on my first day at Edmunds Academy,
00:01:16I feel like a peasant.
00:01:19Watch it!
00:01:20This isn't public school.
00:01:24Forget your training wheels.
00:01:27At least I have my knight's charm to help me get through the day.
00:01:40No, stop, stop, stop, stop the car!
00:01:44No!
00:01:47God, my knight's special talisman!
00:01:49It's ruined!
00:01:56He's so hot.
00:01:57Hey!
00:01:58I told you to stop the car!
00:02:04Oh my God, he's cool!
00:02:06He's so hot!
00:02:10Hey!
00:02:12What is wrong with you?
00:02:14Didn't you see me yelling and screaming for you to stop the car?
00:02:17Okay, I see you now, new girl.
00:02:19What are you with me, son?
00:02:21What are you talking about?
00:02:22Why?
00:02:24I thought you were one of my fans.
00:02:26No, I'm not one of your fans.
00:02:28No, I'm not one of your fans.
00:02:30You just broke something that's really important to me.
00:02:33Yeah, I broke a lot of hearts, buttercup.
00:02:35Okay?
00:02:37You should know that.
00:02:38I don't know who you are, but you were a...
00:02:42You were a...
00:02:43Eh...
00:02:43Eh...
00:02:44Eh...
00:02:45Asshole!
00:02:51All right.
00:02:52I broke something of yours.
00:02:54Sure, but...
00:02:55Hey!
00:02:57You got my attention.
00:03:00So, in that case, we're even.
00:03:07Don't do it, Hayley.
00:03:10Have a good day.
00:03:13Don't do it!
00:03:21Oh, fuck!
00:03:23Now we're even.
00:03:25My laptop better not be broken!
00:03:27I can't lose my connection to Valley Queen.
00:03:34You just made the wrong enemy.
00:03:37You just made the wrong enemy.
00:03:40I'm going to make every classroom, every hallway, and every rumor in this school your personal nightmare.
00:03:49I'm gonna make your life a living house.
00:03:51What's going on?
00:03:52Close fighting the new girl.
00:03:54Now close leaving the new girl.
00:03:55Yeah, idiot.
00:03:57I can see that.
00:03:59Just met an unhinged person.
00:04:01Good thing the universe balances it with you.
00:04:04Same.
00:04:05Ran into a certified asshole.
00:04:08Can't wait to see you in the game tonight.
00:04:12Cole, do you need help?
00:04:13I can help you.
00:04:16The new girl poured coffee on him.
00:04:18This bitch thinks that she can just roll up and piss off Michael.
00:04:22But he's not your Cole.
00:04:23Shut up, Lindsay.
00:04:24He's not yet.
00:04:28Hi.
00:04:30I'm Jen.
00:04:31And this is Lindsay.
00:04:33Hi.
00:04:34I'm Hayley.
00:04:35So nice to meet you.
00:04:36You have first day jitters.
00:04:37It's totally understandable.
00:04:39We want to make sure you feel really welcome.
00:04:41And so we'll take you to your locker.
00:04:43Come in.
00:04:44Okay.
00:04:45Let's go.
00:04:49There you go.
00:04:50Thanks so much.
00:05:02Oh my gosh.
00:05:12Aw, you're welcome new girl.
00:05:14Honestly, it's kind of an improvement on your face.
00:05:23Guacamole wizard.
00:05:24Wow.
00:05:25What are you, catfishing some lonely online gamer boy?
00:05:28Get it back.
00:05:30Hold on.
00:05:32Hey, if you go to Edmunds Academy, you should come to Locker 83 right now.
00:05:36Send.
00:05:37Here.
00:05:38Now your little gamer friend can see her ugly little face.
00:05:42So when can I meet the hero who ruined your billionaire shirt?
00:05:45I'm your friend first, Max.
00:05:47At least check on me.
00:05:48Oh, is it the online lover?
00:05:50Ah, chill, please.
00:05:55No way.
00:05:56What is it?
00:05:57Oh, Belle Queen goes into school.
00:06:05Please ignore that.
00:06:06Someone stole my phone and played a stupid prank.
00:06:08Send.
00:06:13What is wrong with you?
00:06:14You messed with Cole Edmunds and you're going to mess with me.
00:06:17Edmunds?
00:06:18What?
00:06:19You don't know that his family owns the whole school?
00:06:22Wow.
00:06:22You really did crawl out of the gutter, didn't you?
00:06:26Stop recording me!
00:06:29Jen is a new girl.
00:06:31Wait.
00:06:32Is the new girl...
00:06:34Valley Queen?
00:06:36There's no way the new girl is Valley Queen.
00:06:39Could it be...
00:06:40Jen?
00:06:42Ew.
00:06:46Your enemy is our enemy, Cole.
00:06:48And I just made sure that the new girl knows that.
00:06:51No chances, Jen.
00:06:53So is it.
00:06:55She does look kinda cute.
00:07:03Please ignore that.
00:07:04Someone stole my phone and played a stupid prank.
00:07:07What was I thinking?
00:07:09Of course she's not my online lover.
00:07:15Hey there, buttercup.
00:07:16Keep walking, Hailey.
00:07:18Just keep walking.
00:07:19You got a problem with shaving this morning, or...?
00:07:23My name's Hailey.
00:07:24Wow.
00:07:25Hailey.
00:07:26I think you, uh...
00:07:27You're gonna suspend your upper lip right there.
00:07:32What a coincidence!
00:07:33So did you!
00:07:35Oh, no!
00:07:38Oh, I'm sorry.
00:07:40I forgot you don't even need shaving cream.
00:07:42You're just a man-child with follicle issues.
00:07:47Whoever ends up with her must have feel it in the eyes again.
00:08:02I was so relieved to see you.
00:08:04Something happened today.
00:08:06I lost the game.
00:08:06I thought I'd never see you again.
00:08:09I think it's time we call this what it is.
00:08:12And what is this?
00:08:13What I think it is, is...
00:08:16I wanna be with you, and you wanna be with me.
00:08:20As more than just friends.
00:08:22Oh, thank God.
00:08:24I honestly want them more than anything.
00:08:26You're my soulmate.
00:08:27Like, I like you so much.
00:08:28Okay, well, since we're dating now...
00:08:31Um...
00:08:32I'm ready to send my photo.
00:08:35Wait, really?
00:08:36Yeah.
00:08:37Get ready.
00:08:43Okay.
00:08:45No face.
00:08:46Just the boobs.
00:08:48Is it a bad idea?
00:08:49But all my online friends said it's cool.
00:08:52PG-13 nudes are harmless.
00:08:54All the kids do this.
00:08:55You'll love it.
00:09:00Ugh, this lighting hates me.
00:09:02Come on, Hayley.
00:09:04Confidence.
00:09:05You literally fight dragons online.
00:09:11Okay.
00:09:12Yeah.
00:09:13That's actually kind of...
00:09:19Oh my God.
00:09:20Seriously?
00:09:21Hello?
00:09:23Anyone?
00:09:25Don't look at me!
00:09:28Don't look at me!
00:09:30Don't look at me!
00:09:31No, are we?
00:09:31I don't think you're supposed to do it like that.
00:09:33Get out!
00:09:34Now!
00:09:35Fine.
00:09:37Ow!
00:09:38Damn it!
00:09:42Come on.
00:09:59Oh no.
00:10:05Okay, a bit more.?!
00:10:06No,
00:10:06no no. Ah.
00:10:08look. Oh my
00:10:08god, I'm right. Haha.
00:10:09I got
00:10:09this front. Okay.
00:10:10Hit it
00:10:10or something. I'll
00:10:10tell you. Oh my
00:10:10god. I got
00:10:10this front. Oh my
00:10:11god. Yeah.
00:10:11I got
00:10:11this front. Oh my
00:10:12god. Yeah.
00:10:13So long.
00:10:15You're helping me.
00:10:17Yeah, well, I didn't plan on it, but here we are.
00:10:26Excuse you.
00:10:27These boobs are for someone else.
00:10:29I love a boyfriend, do we?
00:10:30That is shocking.
00:10:32Yeah, actually.
00:10:33And he'd probably kill you right now if he saw you were flirting with me.
00:10:36Flirting?
00:10:36Yeah, don't lie to yourself.
00:10:38I've got a girlfriend, too.
00:10:39My thoughts and prayers to her.
00:10:40Hmm, funny.
00:10:42Okay, well, can we just pretend this didn't happen and go our separate ways?
00:10:46Fine by me.
00:10:49Oh, I know.
00:10:52All the purple brawl, by the way.
00:10:54I like it in a weird way.
00:10:56I mean, I am not tight, but, you know, power theory.
00:10:59Would you just get out of here?
00:11:09Hopefully, guacamole wizard will like it, too.
00:11:13Jen, red alert.
00:11:15Cole and the new girl are for sure flirting.
00:11:17I think it's time to take drastic action.
00:11:21Don't be a coward.
00:11:23Just send it.
00:11:24Jen.
00:11:28Oh, my God.
00:11:30Here goes nothing.
00:11:38Still no response?
00:11:40Don't freak out.
00:11:41He's probably just busy.
00:11:46Give it back.
00:11:47Why?
00:11:47You don't want me to see your slutty little nude?
00:11:51Oh, this is actually a really good photo.
00:11:53Honestly, it's so good that I think the whole school should see it.
00:11:56Did you get it, Lindsay?
00:11:58Got it.
00:12:01What are you doing?
00:12:12Oh, my God.
00:12:16Oh, my God.
00:12:31What's going on?
00:12:32Dude, your enemy's nude just got put up on the big screen.
00:12:34What?
00:12:34Yeah.
00:12:38What?
00:12:42What?
00:12:43What?
00:12:43What?
00:12:45What?
00:13:08Oh, my brave knight.
00:13:10I wish you were here with me right now.
00:13:16Oh, my God.
00:13:18Oh, cool.
00:13:19Your enemy's kind of hot.
00:13:22Since you're so into slutty photos, why don't we just go ahead and go full nude?
00:13:28Jen, no.
00:13:29No, no, no, no, no, no.
00:13:30Jen, stop.
00:13:32Bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch.
00:13:33Get off the table.
00:13:36Bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch.
00:13:383, 3, 5, 4, 5, 5, 5, 5, 6, 7, 8, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 13, 14, 14,
00:13:4915, 16, 17, 19, 19, 21, 12, 14, 16, 16, 18, 19, 19, 20, 21.
00:13:49My school enemy is my ally girlfriend?
00:13:52Get off your vehicle!
00:13:55Stop it!
00:13:57Oh my god!
00:14:00Hey.
00:14:06Hey.
00:14:08You okay?
00:14:10Give that to me
00:14:18Now give the phone back Jen. What the hell call? I thought you'd be happy
00:14:28How does it feel being exposed to the whole school not good, huh? Now if you don't delete it off
00:14:33your phone
00:14:33I'm exposed what else is fake about you, and I know it's not just your purse
00:14:38Why are you even defending her? She's the loser who has nude photos for random men
00:14:44And he's got more personality than all of you combined and if you mess with her you mess with me
00:14:48you hear me
00:14:54Cole is on my side now. Is he doing this to play with my feelings? I just need to be
00:14:59alone
00:15:00Hey
00:15:05Cole is a rich asshole, and he said we were enemies, but why did I get butterflies when he looked
00:15:11at me today?
00:15:15Don't stay up too late, honey
00:15:17Love you mom
00:15:20Wait mom
00:15:24Do do people change like
00:15:29Can a spoiled brat somehow become nice well, maybe just give them a second chance
00:15:54What's up there, huh?
00:15:56There's no more mozzarella sticks in the cafeteria. They're my favorite
00:16:00Noted. Is that all?
00:16:02The whole school treats me like I'm their punching bag
00:16:04I'm just trying to bring a little hope to my family and keep my scholarship
00:16:08Oh
00:16:09I'm really proud of you
00:16:11And then there's this guy
00:16:13He has this vendetta against me, but at the same time he's super contradictory
00:16:17It's so confusing
00:16:18Sounds like you're into this guy
00:16:21Sounds like you're into this guy
00:16:22No, I'm not into this guy. I like you. Only you
00:16:32I really liked your photo by the way
00:16:34You did?
00:16:35Are you gonna reciprocate?
00:16:36I was thinking it would be better if we met in person
00:16:39That sounds amazing
00:16:40When? With?
00:16:41How about after school? At the balcony?
00:16:44I'll bring flowers
00:16:45Deal
00:16:54I'm about to meet my boyfriend
00:17:06Stop thinking about Cole
00:17:16Call me father
00:17:17I heard about you harassing Jen at school today
00:17:19Defending that nobody, Haley girl
00:17:22He's not a nobody dad
00:17:23Are those for her?
00:17:29What the fuck?
00:17:33What the fuck?
00:17:34I know what Haley is, Cole
00:17:36I know what Haley is, Cole
00:17:37Her mother works as a maid at my office
00:17:39That whole family is trash
00:17:41Stay away from her
00:17:43And what if I say no?
00:17:44Stay away from Haley, Cole
00:17:46Or I'll fire her mother
00:17:48What if she found out that you were the one making her life miserable?
00:17:52I'm almost 18
00:17:53Soon I'll have my inheritance
00:17:55I hate to make Haley wait
00:17:56But she can't know who I am
00:17:58Before I make sure her family is safe
00:18:01You're sick
00:18:04It's called watching out for your future
00:18:12Oh, hi
00:18:13I'm Haley
00:18:15Yes
00:18:17So nice to meet you
00:18:18God
00:18:19I'd give anything just to hear her say my name
00:18:21But the moment she knows
00:18:23I lose her forever
00:18:27Thank you for the flowers
00:18:28You're so nice
00:18:34Guacamole wizard
00:18:35Fail
00:18:39Guacamole wizard
00:18:40Guacamole wizard
00:18:40Ew
00:18:43You're waiting for your stupid little secret boyfriend?
00:18:45Pathetic
00:18:46Maybe he's married
00:18:47Or maybe he's fat
00:18:49And maybe he's sitting on his life video
00:18:53I don't want any more trouble
00:18:56Why is Guacamole wizard still not here?
00:18:59Oh no, we're not here to give you any trouble
00:19:01We just noticed that you didn't have any lunch
00:19:02And so we thought we would bring you a sandwich
00:19:13Eat it
00:19:20Call me
00:19:21So you thought that you could just humiliate me
00:19:23In front of the entire school?
00:19:26You're a maid's daughter
00:19:27So you can go ahead and eat trash
00:19:30Guacamole wizard
00:19:31Where are you?
00:19:33Oh, and by the way
00:19:33Cole's not gonna come save you
00:19:35Because after all
00:19:37He's rich
00:19:37Like me
00:19:42I'm nothing like you
00:19:47Yeah, I'm nothing like you
00:19:51Cole again?
00:19:52Why is he always here when I need help?
00:19:55Pick it up
00:19:56Cole, we were kidding
00:19:57It's ketchup
00:19:58Pick
00:20:00That bloody thing up
00:20:04Take out your phone and record this
00:20:13Did your dad tell you not to mess with Hayley anymore?
00:20:16Don't think you have leverage here
00:20:17So tell your mom how fucked up you are
00:20:20You're gonna hold that thing next to your face
00:20:22And do what I say
00:20:25I
00:20:26I
00:20:26Will leave Hayley alone
00:20:30I will leave Hayley alone
00:20:35Got it?
00:20:36Yeah
00:20:37Let's go
00:20:38What are you looking at?
00:20:43Got it?
00:20:44Let's go
00:20:52Uh, thank you
00:20:55Wow
00:20:56Never thought I'd hear you say that
00:21:00Why do you keep following me around?
00:21:02I just
00:21:04I happen to see you
00:21:06Were you waiting on someone?
00:21:09Yeah
00:21:09My boyfriend actually
00:21:13Well, he
00:21:15He kind of stood me up, so
00:21:17Maybe you didn't do it on purpose
00:21:20Maybe you gotta do it nice today
00:21:23Cole, are you being nice to me?
00:21:26You thought we were enemies
00:21:28I mean, I still find you incredibly annoying, though
00:21:30I'm not that annoying
00:21:33Maybe you'll like me once you realize I have layers
00:21:35Are you trying to play with my feelings, Cole Edna?
00:21:37Cause it's not gonna work
00:21:38I'm like those stupid, spoiled heiresses
00:21:46How'd that online boyfriend marriage make you fall for her?
00:21:53He...
00:21:53He makes me feel safe
00:21:56You wouldn't understand it, though
00:22:02You don't understand better than you think
00:22:05Cole understands me better than I think
00:22:10Does he...
00:22:11Why you touch him like this?
00:22:23If you keep staring, I'm gonna think you like what you see
00:22:26No, my...
00:22:28My boyfriend has way better abs than you do
00:22:33In the game
00:22:36Oh, in the game, huh?
00:22:43Why does he have to smell so good?
00:22:50Are you that slow in the game, too?
00:22:53I can see why he likes you
00:22:54Yes
00:23:04I can't do this
00:23:07I love my boyfriend
00:23:08And you will never understand that
00:23:10He's smart, and he's kind, and...
00:23:14He loves me for who I am
00:23:16That is so much more important to me than whatever this is between us
00:23:21I wish I could just tell her right now
00:23:31Wait...
00:23:31It couldn't be
00:23:34Cole, what was that notification on your phone?
00:23:39There's nothing
00:23:41Cole, who are you?
00:23:45What was that notification on your phone?
00:23:47It was my dad telling me my car got done getting waxed
00:23:51Champagne problems, huh?
00:23:54You live such a tough life
00:24:00What was I thinking?
00:24:02We are from two different worlds
00:24:03He just wants to play with me
00:24:05But why did I want to kiss him so badly?
00:24:12Why didn't you come to school today?
00:24:14I... got into a car accident
00:24:16Really?
00:24:17Are you okay?
00:24:18You have to keep me in the hospital till prom
00:24:20He was right
00:24:21Who?
00:24:22Nobody
00:24:23Which hospital are you staying at?
00:24:25I want to come visit you
00:24:26No, no, you can't
00:24:27I look miserable now
00:24:29You need to see me in style
00:24:31Fine, if you say so
00:24:33So...
00:24:34Are we going to prom together?
00:24:36Hell yeah, we are
00:24:42Why would anyone want to sit next to her?
00:24:44Why would anyone want to sit next to her?
00:24:45Whoever needs a charity case
00:25:02Oh, you
00:25:03Oh, me
00:25:04Why is she so lucky?
00:25:06Cole's never been this way with any other girl
00:25:09People think you're really lucky to be my lab partner
00:25:12I'm sure you feel really lucky to be my lab partner
00:25:14Because you don't do any homework
00:25:21You finished it?
00:25:23It's okay
00:25:24We do know each other more
00:25:26I'm not that curious about you actually
00:25:27I'm curious about you though
00:25:30Like, how close are you with your mom?
00:25:33What is he trying to do?
00:25:35It's none of your business, but I'm very close with my mom
00:25:38I'd kill anyone who hurts her
00:25:43Does Colt genuinely want to know me?
00:25:54So...
00:25:54Are you going to prom?
00:25:56I don't know
00:25:58So you have a date?
00:26:01Or shall I say victim?
00:26:03Are you jealous of me?
00:26:05Me? Jealous?
00:26:06No, why would I be jealous?
00:26:07Oh, because I think you so secretly want me
00:26:10You are so full of yourself
00:26:12You can do this on your own
00:26:13Yeah
00:26:16No way
00:26:18It's a self-locking door
00:26:20Really?
00:26:21Miss Corma's gonna be back in an hour
00:26:22I'm sure it'll be fine
00:26:23I'm stuck here with you for a full hour?
00:26:26Sorry, am I that bad?
00:26:28But...
00:26:28I think maybe we can pick up where we left off
00:26:31Don't worry
00:26:32Maybe trust me too
00:26:34We're keeping our distance this time actually
00:26:37Yeah
00:26:47That was my first kiss
00:26:51My first kiss was not supposed to go like that
00:26:53It was supposed to be special at prom
00:26:55And not just bumping lips
00:27:07You're really good at this
00:27:09Why did I want you to regret it?
00:27:12You know...
00:27:13We can do more if you want
00:27:32Do you want me?
00:27:37I think you know how much I want you
00:27:38Do you want me?
00:27:43Do you want me?
00:27:45I want you.
00:27:55Anyone in here?
00:27:58Oh my god, how long have you two been in here?
00:28:01I really need to change this lock. Are you two okay?
00:28:05Yeah, yeah, we're good.
00:28:07We're okay.
00:28:15You're just gonna pretend like that didn't happen?
00:28:17What didn't happen?
00:28:19Hey, wait.
00:28:20It's just hormones.
00:28:22Jake, can you still play after your accident?
00:28:25Relax, I'm not dead.
00:28:27Wait, car accident? Guacamole wizard?
00:28:35I gotta go.
00:28:43Guacamole wizard?
00:28:45Huh?
00:28:48Are you all better after your car accident?
00:28:50Do I know you?
00:28:51Why is he being so standoffish?
00:28:53Is he trying to give me a surprise?
00:28:55Er, he heard something about Cole?
00:28:58You're crushing your soda can.
00:29:01She thinks guacamole wizard is Jake Myers.
00:29:04She was in a real car accident.
00:29:05And Corey knew so as guacamole wizard.
00:29:07I can't get this anymore.
00:29:09Cole, wait.
00:29:12Oh shit.
00:29:17What's up guys?
00:29:19Um, we were just chatting.
00:29:21Chatting about Jake's grand plans to kick balls?
00:29:24Was there something that you wanted, Cole?
00:29:28Hey!
00:29:29I just figured I'd bring you some mozzarella sticks.
00:29:32They're your favorite, right?
00:29:35How did you know that?
00:29:37Tough day, huh?
00:29:38There's no more mozzarella sticks in the cafeteria.
00:29:41They're my favorite.
00:29:42He couldn't be Cole.
00:29:44Could he?
00:29:50The truth is, um...
00:29:51A dickhead?
00:29:54Can you honestly get out of here, bro?
00:29:56You came to my table, bro.
00:29:57And knocked my ball away.
00:30:05There it goes again.
00:30:07Cole is jealous.
00:30:08We got a problem here, Cole?
00:30:10We don't have a problem.
00:30:12We don't have a problem.
00:30:13Right?
00:30:14Tell Cole to get my ball, and we don't have a problem.
00:30:18Jake, it would take me forever to find one of your balls.
00:30:22I have the ball now.
00:30:23Can we stop measuring each other's dicks?
00:30:27Cole and Jake are fighting over Hailey?
00:30:30Maybe I can use that.
00:30:34Jake!
00:30:35Hey!
00:30:36What if I told you that I have an internship opportunity for you with my dad?
00:30:40Wait, seriously?
00:30:41Yeah.
00:30:42Just one little catch.
00:30:43You have to pretend to like Hailey Roth.
00:30:48Alright, you have the rest of the period to work on your lab reports.
00:30:51If you have any questions, I'll be at my desk.
00:30:54I thought Guacamole Wizard would feel more like Cole.
00:30:58But if he's really Jake, then maybe this was always going to end.
00:31:02You've literally been sitting here for five minutes.
00:31:04I'm thinking.
00:31:05About the report or about him?
00:31:06Why are you making it so weird about Jake?
00:31:09We literally made out of a sojourn.
00:31:11Maybe I've known Jake longer.
00:31:13No.
00:31:14You don't.
00:31:14How do you know that?
00:31:15You're going to prom with someone else.
00:31:17Stop acting like you're serious about me.
00:31:19You have no idea.
00:31:25Oh, my God.
00:31:27Is Jake asking me to prom?
00:31:29Oh, my God.
00:31:55Are you asking me to prom?
00:31:57Too cheesy?
00:31:59No.
00:32:00It's cute.
00:32:01The accident?
00:32:02The mozzarella sticks?
00:32:04He is Guacamole Wizard.
00:32:06So, um, what do you think?
00:32:08You want to go to prom with me?
00:32:11I...
00:32:11I should feel happy.
00:32:13But why does this feel so wrong?
00:32:17Hey, can we not?
00:32:21Hey, can we not?
00:32:23Dude, seriously, what is your problem?
00:32:25My problem here, dude, is that me and my lab partner have work to do.
00:32:28And you're out here to strike me with bad puns.
00:32:31Wow.
00:32:32That is some weak shit, man.
00:32:34Oh, that's weak shit?
00:32:36Is this weak shit?
00:32:40Oh, my God.
00:32:48Wow.
00:32:49He's got really pretty eyes.
00:32:56Wait, I can't.
00:32:58Colt, put me down.
00:32:59Put me down.
00:33:00Put me down.
00:33:02Don't do that again.
00:33:04I can't.
00:33:09I can't.
00:33:11I can't.
00:33:12I can't.
00:33:12I can't.
00:33:13I can't.
00:33:15I can't.
00:33:15I can't.
00:33:16I can't.
00:33:16New couple alert.
00:33:18Fuck off, Jen.
00:33:19Why do you hate me so much, Cole?
00:33:21You and I, we're not that different.
00:33:23And if you'd realize and give me a chance, I think that we would make a great match.
00:33:27Like, say, if you asked me to prom.
00:33:30I might say yes.
00:33:34Jen, you want to go to prom with me?
00:33:38Jen, you want to go to prom with me?
00:33:40Jen, you want to go to prom with me?
00:33:41We're both hot and we're both rich.
00:33:43And our dads have been in business, like, forever.
00:33:46So.
00:33:51You're going to regret this, Cole Edmonds.
00:33:55Oh, here they come.
00:33:58If I message Corcamole Wizard, I wonder if Jake's phone will ding.
00:34:03What should we wear to prom?
00:34:06And the Dean's List.
00:34:15Oh, I'll talk to you later.
00:34:17I'll see you around school, okay?
00:34:18Okay, yeah, I'll see you later.
00:34:19Bye.
00:34:20He's so different.
00:34:22Maybe he's still recovering from the accident?
00:34:27Haley?
00:34:34Oh.
00:34:36Geez.
00:34:43Here, I'll get it.
00:34:44Yeah, I know.
00:34:49Oh.
00:34:50You're scared of me seeing all the girls in your phone?
00:34:53I don't care.
00:34:54I do care.
00:34:56Here we are.
00:35:06Here we are.
00:35:13Okay, don't put a prom with Jake.
00:35:15I mean, he only knows you like mozzarella sticks because of me.
00:35:18He doesn't even know you.
00:35:19And you do?
00:35:20How do you know I like mozzarella sticks?
00:35:23That's something I've only ever talked about.
00:35:24Because I pay attention to what you like.
00:35:28I noticed it at lunch.
00:35:30The first day.
00:35:32You were watching me?
00:35:35Just don't go to college.
00:35:51Melv!
00:35:53Colt is talking to Hayley again.
00:35:55Your job is to keep them away from each other, Jake.
00:35:58Unless you don't want that internship that my dad got you.
00:36:00Obviously I do.
00:36:02Okay, then break them up, idiot.
00:36:04Um, what do I do?
00:36:08I've got a few ideas.
00:36:13Hey, look.
00:36:16Someone would take you to prom.
00:36:18I promise.
00:36:19Yeah? Really, like who?
00:36:20I mean, the whole school hates me, except for Jake.
00:36:24And you.
00:36:25But you're not asking me.
00:36:28Hey.
00:36:29Oh, hey, Jake.
00:36:31Hey, Hal.
00:36:32Um, I just wanted to thank you again for the other night.
00:36:37The other night?
00:36:38Yeah, it was so sexy.
00:36:43You're so sexy.
00:36:45Jake, what are you talking about?
00:36:47Hey, I'm sorry.
00:36:49Uh, I hate to break it to you, asshole, but she's my prom date.
00:36:57And she's a real tiger in the bedroom.
00:37:01Oh, shit.
00:37:02Oh, shit.
00:37:15Oh, my god.
00:37:20Stop, guys.
00:37:21Stop it.
00:37:22Stop.
00:37:22Stop.
00:37:23What the hell is going on over there?
00:37:28Shit, it's Principal Stevens.
00:37:30I've got to save Cole.
00:37:31I mean, Jake.
00:37:32I've got to save Jake.
00:37:37Oh!
00:37:39Oh, my God!
00:37:40Principal Stevens, I'm so sorry.
00:37:43Hailey Rock, that's detention.
00:37:45After school, don't be late.
00:38:03Call me, what are you doing here?
00:38:06Can we keep you company?
00:38:08It's the least I could do if you saved my house today.
00:38:12The locker thing, that was an accident.
00:38:15Oh, sure.
00:38:17So, uh, you and Jake, huh?
00:38:22Oh, no.
00:38:24He lied about that.
00:38:25I don't know why, though.
00:38:26Good.
00:38:28You know, father that asshole,
00:38:30every time he looks at you,
00:38:31makes me sick to my stomach.
00:38:34Thinking about him touching you, kissing you.
00:38:37That could kill him.
00:38:41Promise me you won't go to prom with it.
00:38:45Okay, fine.
00:38:46I won't.
00:38:50Because I want to go to prom with you.
00:38:54Okay, everyone, let's start off by mixing our sodium bicarbonate.
00:39:05Oh, my God, I am so fed up with this.
00:39:09Oh, my God.
00:39:19Oh, my God.
00:39:25I'm so sorry.
00:39:27My trips.
00:39:28No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:39:29Jack.
00:39:30What?
00:39:31It always has to be about her, doesn't it?
00:39:36They're dead.
00:39:38They're both dead.
00:39:39Oh.
00:39:41How am I going to be able to talk to guacamole wizard?
00:39:45Oh.
00:39:47What are you?
00:39:47Are you almost crying?
00:39:49It's probably because you can't afford a new one.
00:39:53Jen, what's going on over there?
00:40:06What's going on is Jen is getting a taste of her own medicine.
00:40:09This squirman's burning.
00:40:11Mr. Edmonds.
00:40:12Oh, please.
00:40:12It's baking soda and water.
00:40:13You're fine.
00:40:14Detention.
00:40:15Today, after school.
00:40:17Shit.
00:40:20Shit.
00:40:29Jake, hey.
00:40:31Oh, uh, sorry.
00:40:33Got to get to student council.
00:40:36Hey, you didn't even try the rice trick.
00:40:39The rice trick?
00:40:43Yeah.
00:40:45You don't know about the...
00:40:47Come on.
00:41:00Hey, um, Ella.
00:41:04It's Emma.
00:41:05Yeah, that's what I said.
00:41:06Can you hack a broken laptop?
00:41:17Hey, it's going to be okay.
00:41:19We'll pour out in a few more minutes and it'll be like the whole thing never happened.
00:41:23No, it's not just the phone or the laptop.
00:41:25It means...
00:41:26It means I can't...
00:41:28Can't what?
00:41:32I talked to a friend online.
00:41:35He's really important to me.
00:41:39And I'm sure you're really important to him.
00:41:52You know, Cole, if you look past all that hair gel and big ol' ego and rich kid for bravo...
00:42:00Okay, okay, I get it.
00:42:04You're kind of sweet.
00:42:10Hey, look at that.
00:42:13Oh, my God.
00:42:16Oh, my God.
00:42:18You're a miracle worker.
00:42:24Oh, what is taking so long?
00:42:26You doused this thing in sodium bicarbonate.
00:42:29Shut up, Ella.
00:42:30It's Emma.
00:42:31Whatever.
00:42:38Oh, my God.
00:42:46Oh, morning, valley whore.
00:42:48How are things in the castle?
00:42:55Valley whore?
00:42:56What are they talking about?
00:43:13Guacamole wizard, when can we be together in person?
00:43:16Guacamole wizard, I want you so badly, I dream about you touching me.
00:43:20Oh, my God.
00:43:21Someone hacked my castle claimers messages.
00:43:23Touch me, guacamole wizard.
00:43:26Yeah.
00:43:27Hey, valley whore.
00:43:28Show them what you really like.
00:43:48Here you go.
00:43:49Here.
00:43:50This is for you.
00:43:55Oh, do you like what I've done with the place?
00:43:57You hacked my laptop?
00:44:00Oh, no, it wasn't me.
00:44:01It was that kid, Ella.
00:44:02But I definitely got to reap the benefits.
00:44:05What kind of incel sex over a video game, Hayley?
00:44:08What are you, catfishing this guy?
00:44:09No, I'm not trying to catfish him.
00:44:11Hey, everyone.
00:44:12I think valley whore is a catfish.
00:44:16Because who in their right mind would spend their time thirsting over you?
00:44:44Stop it, stop, stop.
00:44:49I thought I'd take the janitor some time.
00:44:54Jane!
00:44:55Hey.
00:44:57Now's the time.
00:44:59Tell them.
00:45:00Tell them what?
00:45:01That you're a guacamole wizard.
00:45:04Who's guacamole wizard?
00:45:07Here you go.
00:45:10Oh, my God.
00:45:12Did you think that Jake was your secret little online boyfriend?
00:45:15Oh, sweetie.
00:45:16I've been bribing him this whole time to pretend to like you.
00:45:19What?
00:45:19Why would you do that?
00:45:21Oh, I don't know, Cole.
00:45:22Why do you think I would do that?
00:45:25Jake, is this true?
00:45:27Have you been pretending to like me this whole time?
00:45:31Sorry.
00:45:32It was nothing personal?
00:45:39Yeah, nothing personal, huh?
00:45:41Oh!
00:45:42Oh!
00:45:44Oh!
00:45:45Oh!
00:45:46All right, all right, all right.
00:45:48Enough!
00:45:49What in the world is going on here?
00:45:51Is that a leaf blower?
00:45:53That's all him.
00:45:54Okay, well, you both have detention, so...
00:46:01Let me get this straight.
00:46:03You stole a leaf blower and defaced school property?
00:46:06It wasn't school property, Dad.
00:46:08It was Jen's cyber boy's spreadsheets.
00:46:10Jesus Christ, how does she always get away with this shit?
00:46:13Could it be because her father's running for Senate, Cole?
00:46:16Well, you think that's what it could be?
00:46:18Who cares?
00:46:19I care.
00:46:20And I hear she's got an eye for you.
00:46:23So you're taking her to prom.
00:46:25What?
00:46:26I don't know, over my dead body.
00:46:27Oh, because you like that Haley girl?
00:46:30I'm firing her mother right now.
00:46:32No, no, please don't.
00:46:34Please.
00:46:34Then you're taking Jen to prom.
00:46:37Max's dad called.
00:46:38He said he's having a party tomorrow.
00:46:39You're going to go, and you're going to ask Jen to prom.
00:46:43End of discussion.
00:46:50Come on, you big coward.
00:46:51Message him.
00:46:53Just do it, just do it.
00:46:57You must think I'm the biggest idiot.
00:47:05I could never think that.
00:47:12But I thought you were Jake.
00:47:14Please, can't you just tell me now?
00:47:15I think I've had enough public humiliation for one lifetime.
00:47:22I heard that guy Max is throwing a party tomorrow.
00:47:25If you want, I'll meet you there.
00:47:33I'll meet you there.
00:47:38Okay.
00:47:39You got this, Haley.
00:47:41Just take a deep breath.
00:47:42You got this.
00:47:43You got this.
00:47:47You look beautiful.
00:47:51Thank you, Mom.
00:48:11Hey, Haley.
00:48:12I'm glad you came.
00:48:13You look so pretty.
00:48:15Hi.
00:48:15Hey, Max.
00:48:16Your house is gorgeous.
00:48:18I mean...
00:48:19No, it's just my parents' blood money.
00:48:20You know they're upstairs watching The Last of Us right now?
00:48:22They don't care about shit.
00:48:24Get drunk, girl.
00:48:25Woo!
00:48:28Get up.
00:48:39What are you doing here?
00:48:40Valley whore.
00:48:43Looks like the catfish came out of the pond.
00:48:46Hey, everyone.
00:48:47Let's give it up for Valley Whore.
00:48:48Valley Whore!
00:48:53Jen, why are you doing this?
00:48:55What have I even done to you?
00:48:56To me?
00:48:57Oh, I'm actually concerned about our whole community.
00:48:59Because those little cringy messages on your castle game, those are concerning.
00:49:04Actually, you're kind of a little bit of a perv.
00:49:06Did you know that, Haley?
00:49:08She's a little pervy princess.
00:49:10Pervy princess!
00:49:13Pervy princess!
00:49:15Pervy princess!
00:49:16Pervy princess!
00:49:19Hey, let's get pervy tonight.
00:49:21Leave me alone.
00:49:24Is there a fire?
00:49:25Okay, we set off the alarm.
00:49:28Okay.
00:49:39Hold.
00:49:41Hold.
00:49:53Hold.
00:50:17are you him would you stop trying to find your stupid little cyber boyfriend okay cole is not
00:50:25him anyways we are going to the prom together no i'm not yes you are it's okay you can be
00:50:32honest about your feelings so you too this whole time oh my god i am such an idiot hey wait
00:50:43wait
00:50:49please at least take my jackets you know if you really wanted to humiliate me you didn't have to
00:50:54go to the extra effort jen was doing just fine i wasn't trying to humiliate you then what were
00:50:58you trying to do i guess you obviously the white clothes were just an added bonus i knew i
00:51:04shouldn't have trusted you what about guacamole was it what are you
00:51:18who is that just the devil get in the car
00:51:26i'm not going to ask you again cole get in the car dad can you just act normal for once
00:51:31and
00:51:31please introduce yourself to hailey i already assumed that's who this was hi mr opens so
00:51:39you're the scholarship trash that's hell bent on ruining cole's life well i've got news for you
00:51:45young lady my son is going to marry a good girl from a respectable family and that's not you
00:51:51you will be forgotten you're a maid's daughter and your mom works for me stay away from him
00:51:59or i swear to god your mother is fire dad stop don't you touch my family i'll stay away
00:52:09come on you don't mean that
00:52:12i hate everything you stand for i hate your greed and your callousness and your elitist ideas of what
00:52:19you think a good person looks like i hate everything about you i hate all of it i don't want
00:52:26any part of it
00:52:28so cole go with your dad
00:52:32hayley
00:52:41no laptop and no phone for a week ever since mom died you've turned into this cold patriarch
00:52:46hayley not that's real love why do you have to make me so miserable
00:52:49i promised your mother i would make you a success son
00:52:53even if it meant saving you from yourself
00:53:03hi hayley i'm emma i know you are
00:53:06right i just felt kind of bad that i accidentally helped and ruin your life
00:53:12so i wanted to return your laptop to you
00:53:15good as new
00:53:20oh wow thanks emma
00:53:23okay bye
00:53:29one down one to go
00:53:31you're so cool
00:53:33i know emma
00:53:34want to go to prom
00:53:35why not
00:53:38let's get these lovebirds together
00:53:44hi mr edmund
00:53:46hi max
00:53:47and max's friend
00:53:48sorry we weren't expecting you
00:53:50cole's grounded
00:53:51oh he is
00:53:53but it was his 18th birthday today
00:53:56what can i say max
00:53:58actions have consequences
00:54:00birthday or no cole is grounded
00:54:02well that really sucks
00:54:04because he's uh
00:54:07also the president of the prom committee
00:54:08we were supposed to review budgets today
00:54:11cole
00:54:12my son cole
00:54:14reviewing budgets
00:54:15he's never reviewed a budget a day in his life
00:54:18well mr edmunds today could be that day
00:54:20and we just have to give him back this school sanctioned laptop
00:54:22so we can get back to his very important
00:54:24and very respectable budgetary work
00:54:35go away
00:54:40max what
00:54:42what are you guys doing here
00:54:43happy birthday cole
00:54:44i brought you my laptop and logged into your castle claimers account
00:54:47just get it back to me by tomorrow
00:54:49what what's going on
00:54:51dude it's your 18th birthday
00:54:53you can tell hayley who you are now
00:54:54you can be together
00:54:56just log into this stupid game
00:54:57and tell the girl who you love who you really are
00:55:00no
00:55:01i'll tell her myself
00:55:03stick me in your car
00:55:11welcome to the wizard
00:55:14mom i'm fine
00:55:16i just need some time alone
00:55:24open the door
00:55:27wait what
00:55:28he's here
00:55:38it's you
00:55:40i'm sure you've given me this to you a long time
00:55:44hayley i wanted to tell you who i was from the very beginning
00:55:47my dad threatened to follow your mom
00:55:48and i had to wait a really long time
00:55:50and tell you who i was
00:55:52i got my inheritance
00:55:54and i can protect you and your family
00:55:55so you don't have to choose
00:56:10i understand if this changes things
00:56:13if you don't love me the way you love guacamole wizard but
00:56:17i need you to know i love you
00:56:33cool i love you
00:56:34you do
00:56:36yes you idiot
00:56:38i've loved you for months
00:56:40i mean this whole guacamole wizard thing was so confusing though
00:56:43because i had to be loyal to him and
00:56:47but you're him
00:56:48you didn't expect her
00:56:50i mean i
00:56:53i always hoped it was you
00:56:57yes
00:56:59i hoped it was you
00:57:00you were always there for me
00:57:04you were always there for me
00:57:06you were really fucking hurt
00:57:12hey uh
00:57:13what are those things i said we could do
00:57:16you never know
00:57:18yeah
00:57:21take my clothes off
00:57:22you getting there don't worry
00:57:47What do you think?
00:57:4910 out of 10
00:57:50Yeah, we'll do it again
00:57:52I'll get sex with sex with me specifically
00:57:55I've only ever had sex with you specifically
00:57:58Alright, that's fair
00:58:00I'll take that as a one
00:58:07What is my life now?
00:58:09Am I being nice to Cole Eggman?
00:58:11Oh god, no
00:58:12I fully expect you to
00:58:14continue to berate me endlessly
00:58:17No, I'll just
00:58:18I'll just lust behind it
00:58:20There's always been lust behind it
00:58:22I have to take a minute now
00:58:24Stop it
00:58:27Um
00:58:28Thank you
00:58:29Is it promenade?
00:58:31I think you know if it's promenade
00:58:34Okay
00:58:36But the real question is
00:58:37Do you got a date?
00:58:41Cole, are you asking me a prom?
00:58:43Oh, I would have asked you earlier
00:58:45But Jay kind of gave me to the show
00:58:46Oh god, please don't mention his name again
00:58:48I don't want to hear it
00:58:50Yeah, you don't have to ask me twice
00:58:52But I don't even have a dress
00:58:55Later
00:58:59I just slept with Cole Edmonds
00:59:01And I'm in love with Cole Edmonds
00:59:03Who would have guessed?
00:59:08I thought
00:59:10Only the best for my princess
00:59:12Where did you get that?
00:59:14I might have gotten you a dress
00:59:17On the off chance that you
00:59:19Might have wanted to go to prom with me
00:59:21And maybe had nothing to wear
00:59:25Of course they'll go to prom with you
00:59:31Mr. Edmonds
00:59:32I didn't expect you to be here
00:59:34Cole?
00:59:35Are you here?
00:59:37Cole?
00:59:38Are you here?
00:59:40Mr. Edmonds
00:59:41You can't just barge into my house like this
00:59:43I see you Cole
00:59:44You are a big pro
01:00:02Hey, uh
01:00:03You almost done in there?
01:00:05You try changing into an evening gown
01:00:07In a bunch of thorny bushes
01:00:10Okay, I'm ready
01:00:22What do you think?
01:00:27My God, Haley
01:00:28You are the most beautiful thing
01:00:30I have ever seen
01:00:33Uh-uh-uh
01:00:34I just hunched over in a car mirror
01:00:35To do this lipstick
01:00:36You're not messing it up
01:00:37For at least 20 minutes
01:00:3820 minutes
01:00:40We're in
01:00:42There
01:00:45Thank you all for using the prom voting site
01:00:49To cast your votes
01:00:50I hear we have a winner
01:00:53And your 2026 prom queen is
01:00:58Jen Longfellow
01:01:01Thank you
01:01:02Oh my God
01:01:04Thank you guys so much
01:01:07Seriously, this makes the world to me
01:01:09I mean, like
01:01:09Who else would win, right?
01:01:12Oh, this is just the perfect moment
01:01:18Oh my God
01:01:19That's Haley and Cole
01:01:22It was fun
01:01:23This way is your dad
01:01:24This way is your dad
01:01:29This way is your dad
01:01:29This way is your dad
01:01:30This way is your dad
01:01:30This way is your dad
01:01:31This way is your dad
01:01:31This time that's up
01:01:31No
01:01:31But who cares
01:01:35Hell yeah
01:01:39Ew, literally, what the fuck
01:01:41Dang
01:01:42Language
01:01:43I am the queen, okay
01:01:44She's just a little pervy princess
01:01:46Come on
01:01:47Everyone say it with me
01:01:49Pervy princess
01:01:50Pervy princess
01:01:51Pervy princess
01:01:57Wait
01:01:58Wait, wait, wait
01:01:59What are those?
01:02:00Those are texts between me and my dad
01:02:02Make Cole Edmonds fall in love with you
01:02:05His dad's month is essential to funding my campaign
01:02:09Don't worry, daddy
01:02:10If I can't have him, no one can
01:02:13I'm gonna destroy Haley Roth's life
01:02:17Is this real?
01:02:18Jen's crazy
01:02:21Who did this?
01:02:23Who did this?
01:02:26What?
01:02:27You exploited me for a hacking job
01:02:28And didn't think I was gonna hack your phone
01:02:30You little skit
01:02:32You know, Jen
01:02:33As the principal
01:02:35I'm supposed to remain impartial
01:02:38And above all of this petty drama
01:02:41But quite frankly
01:02:43You are the worst
01:02:45And I think it's time that you are expelled
01:02:48From Edmonds Academy
01:02:49You can't do that
01:02:51I'm the principal
01:02:52So, uh, yes I can
01:03:02There was no internship
01:03:04You lied to me
01:03:12Hailey, catch
01:03:18Oh, my princess finally has her crown
01:03:22Now all I need is my handsome prince
01:03:24Oh
01:03:26Yeah, no can do
01:03:27All I have to offer
01:03:29Is a lowly knight with a chip on his shoulder
01:03:31And a awesome sense of humor
01:03:33Oof
01:03:34How can I refuse?
01:03:41Oh, no, that's my dad
01:03:45We are going home
01:03:47Right now
01:03:48You disobeyed me for the last time, boy
01:03:50Yeah, I'm not a boy, dad
01:03:53You talk all the time
01:03:54About wanting a man
01:03:56That's worthy of the family last name
01:03:57Yet
01:03:58You can't see I've already become that man
01:04:01And it's because of Hailey
01:04:03And you can accept that
01:04:04Or I'll make my own path
01:04:06And best believe me, I can
01:04:08I'll say this
01:04:10That's the most backbone
01:04:11I've ever seen in you, Cole
01:04:16Joypro
01:04:23I am so proud of you
01:04:27I'm kind of done with all you being by my side
01:04:30That was terrifying
01:04:32It's not like we haven't slayed a dragon before, though, so
01:04:36I love you, Bella Quinn
01:04:38I love you, guacamole wizard
01:04:40Oh, my God, I gotta change that username
01:04:41Yeah, you do
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