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Margos Got Money Troubles S01E03
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01:25No, I'm not dead.
01:28I just found out.
01:30I was in rehab to take away your phone.
01:32Rehab?
01:33I came as soon as...
01:36I'm so sorry.
01:38And I'm here.
01:45I'm here.
01:58Oh, my fucking God.
02:02Hi.
02:05Susie, this is Jinx.
02:08Mm-hmm.
02:11This is my father.
02:15He's your dad.
02:17And you didn't tell me because...
02:21Well, yeah, Susie's a fan.
02:23I was embarrassed.
02:26I don't know.
02:27It's not of you.
02:28It just felt weird.
02:31Is that him?
02:33Can I meet him?
02:47You're a grandpa.
02:51Everyone says he's beautiful, so...
02:54I'm going with that.
02:57He's the most beautiful.
03:01Oh, I brought you a check.
03:04Sold an old bike.
03:06It's not much, but...
03:08I'm sorry.
03:09I wasn't able to call you back.
03:14Where are you staying?
03:17Um...
03:18Well, for tonight, I've got to figure.
03:20And then start tomorrow.
03:23Uh...
03:23Guess I've got to figure that, too.
03:25Can I hold him?
03:29He's a little fussy.
03:32Oh.
03:34Oh.
03:38Hey.
03:41Hey, little man.
03:45Wow.
03:47He likes you.
03:53Wow.
03:58It's fine if you want to stay the night tonight.
04:04Wow.
04:08Wow.
04:21Wow.
04:23Wow.
04:32Oh, my God.
05:02Oh, my God.
05:25Jinx, I'm not the home again.
05:28Hmm.
05:29Um, your dad is cleaning the bathroom with a toothbrush.
05:34I know.
05:34I'm sorry.
05:35He'll be gone soon.
05:37Oh, it's okay.
05:38I just can't believe Jinx is in my apartment.
05:42Morning.
05:43Hey, morning.
05:45How'd you sleep?
05:46Like a baby.
05:48Speaking of which, I still cannot believe this tiny human.
05:54He just cries nonstop with Mom.
05:58Um, how is she, Cheyenne?
06:01She's good.
06:02She just got new and improved implants.
06:07They're amazing.
06:08Well, she always did have the best.
06:12If I may, I would like to apologize for my flummoxed state last night.
06:17The thing is, you, you're my favorite wrestler.
06:24I understand.
06:26And I thank you.
06:28Oh.
06:31So what do we got on for today?
06:33Uh, a job interview and, uh, a meeting.
06:38Oh, you want me to watch Bodhi?
06:40No.
06:41We're going to tag team this.
06:44All right.
06:45Go get him, baby.
06:46Yeah.
06:55Be a good boy.
06:57Mommy has an interview.
06:59Yeah.
07:00Miss Millet.
07:00Oh.
07:01Yes.
07:03You brought a baby.
07:05Yes.
07:06This is Bodhi.
07:07Of course, I would obviously have child care in place should I get a job.
07:11I do not intend to bring Bodhi to work.
07:15But you brought him here.
07:17Oh.
07:19I apologize if that's a problem.
07:26Work experience I'm seeing.
07:28Waitressing.
07:29Delivered food and drinks promptly while managing time between orders.
07:32It's kind of the same thing.
07:34Fro-yo-go.
07:36Frozen yogurt.
07:36Brace to maintain yogurt and topping levels.
07:39It says toppling.
07:40That's a typo.
07:41I won't hold that against you.
07:44So, anything else?
07:46Yes.
07:48My writing skills are a strength.
07:50I was actually studying it in school at the time I became pregnant.
07:54My professor, in fact, said...
07:58Your professor said what?
08:01That, um, I have a gift.
08:05Meaning, with my writing.
08:07Hmm.
08:10Cool.
08:12So, writing, bookkeeping skills, waitressing.
08:16Anything else?
08:18Exactly.
08:19I beg your pardon?
08:20Anything else.
08:21Whatever job there is.
08:23Even manual labor.
08:24I'm open to digging ditches, even.
08:27Looks like you've already dug one.
08:31She sounds like a total bitch.
08:33She sort of was.
08:34I take it she didn't place you?
08:36No.
08:37She said that she'd keep her eyes peeled for any waitress-author openings.
08:41You should chronicle all of this.
08:44Raising babies.
08:46Like a Stephen King horror thing.
08:48Maybe.
08:48When life comes at you, you write it down.
08:51Your destination is 200 feet in half.
08:53Okay, I gotta go.
08:54I have my big sit-down with Godzilla mom.
08:58I love you.
08:59Talk later.
08:59Bye.
09:04Can I help you?
09:06I'm here to see Mr. Bach.
09:08He's on the sixth floor.
09:28Hi.
09:30Well, we certainly weren't expecting this.
09:36Sorry.
09:37My nanny had to briefly return to Sweden to pick up her Nobel.
09:42Hello.
09:43I'm Lawrence J. Bach.
09:45Margot M. Millett.
09:47Margot, won't you have a seat?
09:57Mark has informed us of your threat.
10:01I didn't threaten him.
10:03Now, you listen to me.
10:04I have been accused of looking like a raccoon.
10:07Well, I actually have the disposition of one as well.
10:10Cute and cuddly until I'm fucked with.
10:13All right, Elizabeth.
10:15Allow me.
10:18Margot, my approach to the practice of law is a bit unconventional.
10:23I like to take the fastest path to happy.
10:28Now, does that seem like a path that would appeal to you?
10:31It sounds lovely.
10:33It is.
10:34My client was quite unsettled when you showed up at his office yesterday.
10:38He was, in fact, deeply unsettled.
10:40He detected a tenor of blackmail.
10:43Blackmail?
10:44Oh, you must think you're so clever.
10:46With your little trap.
10:47Elizabeth, please.
10:49Margot, we are prepared to tender a check.
10:52This would be $50,000 for your child placed into a trust.
10:58Invested into a mutual fund.
11:00That money, of course, would compound and grow.
11:02By the time the child turns 18,
11:05it would have an approximate value of around $300,000.
11:11That money would vest and become his at that time.
11:16Oh.
11:17In exchange,
11:19you will agree to not attend Fullerton either now or in the future.
11:23You will further agree not to contact Mark or his family.
11:27And you would need to sign a nondisclosure agreement
11:30along with a release of all future claims.
11:36So, do you agree?
11:45I agree.
11:49Are you sure?
11:51But that means you can't use that money.
11:53I mean, how are you going to pay next month's rent?
11:55I know.
11:56But a trust fund for Bodie?
11:59Yeah.
12:00Hey, uh, where are you now?
12:02I'm almost home.
12:03I'll see you in a sec.
12:04Oh, good.
12:06Because, um...
12:07Um, what?
12:11Hey.
12:12Hey.
12:14So, what's going on?
12:16Well, he's been cleaning all day, your dad.
12:20And he's in there right now, buffing out the appliances.
12:23What?
12:26Dad?
12:27What are you doing?
12:29It's an oven, not a wok.
12:30Well, you really don't need to be doing that.
12:34I kind of do.
12:36It occupies me.
12:38Oh.
12:39Are you hungry?
12:41How's my little man?
12:43He's good.
12:44Oh, you should probably switch to the other
12:46so you don't get lopsided.
12:49I got it.
12:52Don't get up, Susie.
13:00What the fuck?
13:03What are you doing here?
13:05Yeah, I was a little late for the May Day party.
13:10I should say so.
13:12You look really good.
13:14Mom, why are you here?
13:16Uh, my daughter lives here.
13:18My grandson.
13:19I know, of course.
13:21You're always welcome.
13:22It's just, uh, you didn't tell me.
13:24I wanted to surprise you.
13:26I, um, brought your dress.
13:29Your dress?
13:30Yeah, for my, um, my, my thing.
13:33What thing?
13:35It's your maid of honor dress.
13:37Oh, I'm your maid of honor?
13:38Wait, you're getting married?
13:41Yes, um, I'm engaged to a very lovely man.
13:46Wow.
13:48Congratulations.
13:51Uh, it's probably tight across the top, but I think by wedding day, and we have a fitting.
13:59Uh, 9 a.m. Wednesday.
14:00Oh, my God.
14:01It's incredible.
14:03Yeah?
14:03You really like it?
14:04You promise?
14:05It's, like, one of the most beautiful dresses I've ever seen.
14:08Yeah, it really is.
14:10It's beautiful.
14:13You know, you're, um, okay, well, my shift starts in 30 minutes, so, I, I guess I better be going.
14:23So, Jinx, it was really nice to see you again.
14:27Cool.
14:27And, um, I'll show you the address for the fitting.
14:30Okay.
14:31Bye.
14:32Bye.
14:33Bye.
14:34Yeah.
14:39Dad, you okay?
14:41Yeah, yeah, I'm fine.
14:43Uh, I gotta clean it, clean some stuff up.
14:51I gotta make a diaper run.
14:53Do you think you could watch him for, like, an hour?
14:55Oh, yeah, sure.
14:57Thanks.
15:17Total comes out to $238.
15:33Oh, okay, okay.
15:37Oh, oh, yeah.
15:39Here, give him a nice.
15:41Oh, he's gotta give him a little bounce.
15:45Oh, here he is.
15:48He's okay.
15:51Hey, baby.
15:53Hey.
15:53Hey.
15:54What's he doing?
15:56Oh, he's doing just awesome.
15:58Because you're an awesome little man.
16:01All right.
16:03Just going for a little nap.
16:06Slow-mo body slam.
16:10Kaboosh.
16:12Oh, wait.
16:14That's Arabella.
16:15I didn't know she went to AEW.
16:17Yeah, it happened months ago.
16:19Well, she was with WWE,
16:21but then her contract got terminated
16:23because she...
16:25You heard of OnlyFans?
16:27Yeah, of course.
16:28Everyone has.
16:29It's amateur porn.
16:30Well, it's not just porn.
16:31True.
16:32A lot of cosplayers make bank on OnlyFans.
16:34Arabella had a following, I heard,
16:37but WWE didn't want to be associated with it.
16:40Like how much?
16:42Sorry?
16:43How much money does she make?
16:45She said she made more in one month on OnlyFans
16:48than in a whole year of wrestling.
16:50Oh, hush, hush.
16:51She's about to do her finisher.
16:57Yes!
16:59Okay, if I were going to kill a man,
17:01that is how I would do it.
17:06Hey.
17:07Listen.
17:09Um, Susie mentioned that you might be looking for a roommate,
17:14and I need a place to live.
17:19Oh.
17:22Um, well...
17:23I mean, look, I can't contribute a ton for rent.
17:26The divorce wiped me out,
17:28but I can cook and I can clean.
17:29I mean, and the idea of getting to spend time with you,
17:34lost time.
17:41Okay, I think I got my answer.
17:43It's not, um...
17:45No, we do need a roommate,
17:47and it would be nice to spend time with you.
17:52But?
17:55I know the statistics on drug addicts,
17:58and if you were going to stay here,
18:01you would have to be clean.
18:04If you were going to be around Bodhi.
18:09Margo,
18:10I am clean.
18:13I am the one who checked myself into rehab.
18:18Why me?
18:19Why don't you ask Andrea or one of the boys?
18:22I mean, I check their Instagrams.
18:24I know they're financially stable.
18:25My therapist thinks that the stress of those relationships
18:28might cause me to relapse.
18:31And the idea of getting your own place?
18:33That would definitely relapse.
18:35I mean, there would be no one to perform sanity for.
18:43You two decide.
18:45Um...
18:46I'm okay with whatever.
19:03How bad did it get?
19:07Um...
19:07You know, I've had multiple surgeries on my spine over the years.
19:12Not taking the pain pills wasn't an option.
19:17Taking them as prescribed wasn't an option.
19:20Hoarding them.
19:22Abusing them.
19:23Taking a lot at once.
19:26Uh...
19:26And then it was heroin.
19:33But I am determined.
19:36I'm desperate.
19:38Not to go back to that place.
19:46You know I love you.
19:51Do you know that, Dad?
20:09You can stay.
20:16You should take some time.
20:17Take some time and think about it.
20:18You and Susie.
20:19I want you to stay.
20:31Take my home now.
20:37Cause I can't help
20:43Falling in love with you
20:50Like a river flows gently to the sea, darling, so it goes, our love is mentally.
21:03Okay, let's stop.
21:07Meant to be.
21:10I'm sorry?
21:11Our love is meant to be.
21:13You're saying our love is mentally.
21:17Okay.
21:19Also, you were a little flat.
21:23I'm sorry, what?
21:24Oh, for God's sakes.
21:27Cheyenne, it's Elvis Presley.
21:31Why can't we do a Beatles song?
21:33Because we're getting married in the Elvis Presley Chapel.
21:38And you know how I feel about Elvis.
21:42It's not even a song the champions love.
21:45Fools rush in.
21:46You think we're being foolish?
21:47No.
21:49The song is about the power of love and being defenseless against that love.
21:57It's how I feel when I'm with you.
22:01Completely outmatched by this burning love inside me that I feel for you.
22:07Maybe we can do burning love.
22:10Maybe we can do it on Elvis Presley's Let It Be Me.
22:11Okay, okay.
22:12Hey, we split the difference.
22:14The Beatles did a little song called Let It Be.
22:20Maybe we do Elvis Presley's Let It Be Me.
22:26I mean, I think it's kind of sweet.
22:28Oh, come on.
22:29It is.
22:30I mean, nothing against Kenny, but he probably hasn't had many moments, and he's probably just
22:35trying to milk this one speaking of which, for Christ's sake, is everything about breastfeeding?
22:41I'll call you back when I'm done here.
22:46You done?
22:58Okay.
23:27Jesus Christ.
23:40People would pay to see that.
24:02Profile name.
24:05Hmm.
24:21Hmm.
24:22Hmm.
24:25Hmm.
24:26Hmm.
24:28Ah, ah, ah, ah.
25:03Ah, ah, ah.
25:07Uh, cookies and milkph.
25:09Peanut butter jelly.
25:13DAVE Ooh.
25:28That's a whole pack of Huggies right there.
25:46Maybe somebody will want to fuck mommy.
25:51There's this one girl in her whole thing, it's just she gets clients to send her dick pics
25:56and then she insults them.
25:58Like why would men pay $50 to get their dick impugned?
26:03Well, penis loathing is a whole subculture.
26:05Not just about how it looks or performs, but after me too, whether it's been ethically
26:10applied.
26:14Maybe that's what I should do.
26:16I'll use my writing skills to offer constructive, recreational appendage analysis.
26:22Good morning, y'all.
26:24You've been in the bathroom for 35 minutes.
26:27If it's a medical issue, okay, but is it your prostate?
26:32My prostate is fine, thank you for your concern.
26:35I meditate and I need a small space where I can sit comfortably.
26:39I heard sounds.
26:42That would be my mantra.
26:44Oh God, I'm going to be late for my fitting.
26:47Um, Dad, do you think you could watch Bodhi?
26:50I'll watch him.
26:51Actually, no.
26:52I'll take him.
26:52No, Margo, Margo.
26:53I got him.
26:54I got him.
27:03Tate.
27:05Is there life out there so much she hasn't done?
27:11Is there life beyond her family and her home?
27:16She's done what she should.
27:18Should she do what she did?
27:21She doesn't want to leave.
27:23She's just wondering, is there life out there?
27:38You both look so wonderful.
27:40The most beautiful bride and maid of honor, mother and daughter.
27:44Oh my God.
27:44I'll be back in a minute.
27:53Yeah.
27:54Good.
27:55Yeah.
27:56The dress is incredible, Mom.
27:59You look amazing.
28:00Hmm.
28:01Even for me.
28:03You look pretty drop dead yourself.
28:07Hmm.
28:09I'm really touched that you made me the maid of honor.
28:15There's no one else, so.
28:17Hmm.
28:18Don't you think that you could think of, you know, a better way to say that?
28:22Like, there couldn't possibly be anyone else, sweetheart.
28:26There's no one that I love and cherish as much as you.
28:30Okay, that.
28:31Hmm.
28:40Did you see the look on Dad's face when you told him?
28:43No.
28:44Yes, you did.
28:45I could see you clocking his heartbreak.
28:48Do you ever think, like, maybe you would get back together?
28:55I am spoken for.
28:57I am engaged to Kenny.
29:02He's moving in with us, Dad.
29:07I beg your pardon?
29:09He needs a place to live, and I need a roommate, so.
29:14Wait, wait, wait, wait a second.
29:16Jinx is moving into your apartment?
29:19It's a little risky.
29:20I know.
29:20No, it's not risky.
29:21It's insane.
29:22Have you lost your mind?
29:23Mom.
29:23You have a child.
29:24Yeah.
29:25And he can help with the child care thing.
29:27I lost my job.
29:28Remember?
29:29And the daycare is like a six-month wait list.
29:31Oh, my fucking God.
29:33Is everything okay?
29:34We need a moment.
29:35What are you thinking?
29:38He will not be a good influence on Bodhi.
29:40Was he a bad influence on me?
29:43He wasn't around long enough.
29:45Why are you so angry?
29:47You have to break out of this pattern.
29:50What pattern?
29:51This pattern of doing things that, without thinking about the consequences.
29:56Meaning what?
29:57Me getting knocked up?
29:59Yes.
30:00A freshman getting knocked up by her lit professor.
30:03That's exactly what I'm talking about.
30:05Oh, fuck off.
30:06Oh.
30:07What did you say?
30:08I said fuck off.
30:09I am your mother.
30:10He was never your father.
30:12But no, you don't go telling him to fuck off, do you?
30:14No, it's, oh, move in, Dad.
30:17Share my Netflix password.
30:19Do you know how hard it was being a single mother?
30:23Yeah.
30:23I have an idea.
30:24An idea.
30:25Because I promise you, it gets harder.
30:29Seems like you want me to apologize for my conception as well.
30:33This is so like him.
30:35He would swoop in every six months, hand you a toy, and be a hero.
30:43Did you think for one second to say, hey, Mom, can we move back in with you?
30:52What?
30:54You swallowed your whole house with your clothes and your shoes and your serum, so no.
31:01I don't think there's room for a pack and play.
31:03It doesn't mean you couldn't ask.
31:13Oh, my fucking God.
31:22You got your own chest pack.
31:25Oh, yeah, it's better for my back.
31:26It doesn't put as much pressure on the L5.
31:29It's Becca.
31:31Hey, girl.
31:32Hey, girl.
31:34Twice in one week.
31:36Yeah.
31:36I was thinking.
31:38Uh-oh.
31:39Hmm.
31:40College can do that to you.
31:41What's going on?
31:42Well, I'm just not sure about Jinx moving in.
31:46It's wild.
31:47I know.
31:49He maybe turned your mom into a crazy person?
31:52Well, he's good with the baby, and he cleans the bathroom.
31:55So, with a toothbrush.
31:59Okay.
31:59Margot.
32:00That's a lot.
32:01It's so a lot.
32:05Two seconds.
32:06Can I make, like, a radical suggestion?
32:09Please don't hate me for it.
32:10What?
32:12That professor of yours who was right about one thing you can write.
32:16You have a future.
32:19That's not a suggestion.
32:21You should be at university.
32:23Yeah.
32:24Like, that's gonna happen.
32:25It could happen.
32:26Here's where the radical part comes in.
32:29Foster care.
32:30Just temporary while you get your life together.
32:32You place Bodhi with a loving foster family.
32:35One who lives close by.
32:36Have you lost your mind?
32:38Well, and then you could see him every day.
32:42How could you even make that suggestion?
32:45Bodhi needs a mom who has her act together.
32:47Well, I have my fucking act together.
32:49You don't have to get mad.
32:51Well, I am mad.
32:52I mean, what kind of person just casually places their kid in foster care?
32:56Don't get all high on me.
32:58You were fucking somebody's husband.
33:13Can't say I haven't flushed a few friends down the toilet myself.
33:17Is it ruined?
33:18Nope.
33:19These things are pretty resilient.
33:20Good that your toilet has a small throat.
33:32I came to apologize.
33:36I shouldn't have got so upset with you.
33:45But with you.
33:47Could you excuse us for a second?
33:49This is my apartment.
33:51I'd like to have a word with your father.
33:53Okay.
34:06This is a mistake.
34:09It's wrong.
34:11I'm sorry you feel that way.
34:22How selfish can you be?
34:27You nearly destroyed her life when you walked out.
34:32What?
34:33What?
34:33Now?
34:34You want to finish the job?
34:36And walk back in?
34:38From my observation, our daughter is not near destroyed.
34:41Yeah.
34:41I'm sorry.
34:42Because I saw to it.
34:44Because I saw to it.
34:45And I will continue to see to it.
34:50Margot is still a child.
34:52She has a child.
34:53She doesn't need to be taking on another one with you.
34:57Mom?
34:58I think that you've said enough.
35:01You are hanging by a thread.
35:04It's not you.
35:05It's just the reality of being a single mom with little money, little help.
35:10A thread.
35:12I've been there.
35:13He hasn't.
35:14And him being here now?
35:17You've said enough.
35:23Wow.
35:30Bye-bye, Daddy.
35:42I'm sorry.
35:45It was unfair.
35:48No, it wasn't.
35:50I've got no right being seen in the light you evidently see me in.
35:55But I will earn it.
35:58I will become a person you can be proud of.
36:01And my grandson.
36:06It makes sense that you should probably go, Dad.
36:13Please don't go.
36:39Lonely hot girl in financial freefall.
36:44I also rate dicks.
36:47If you want to find out what Pokemon your dick most resembles, and what attacks it might have, tip me
36:54$20.
37:24That's $20.
37:24That's $20.
37:24That's $20.
37:24That's $20.
37:36you weren't wrong you're her mother and Bodie's grandmother you perceived him to be a threat
37:43inside the home I mean you you were duty-bound to take issue a drug addict
37:51out of rehab I don't know but I probably could have been less less what mm-hmm mother
38:03sow protects her cubs
38:10you sow you
38:26oh okay okay stop it
38:39we like getting clean huh yeah mr. squeaky clean squeaky squeaky clean
39:03you know what don't you be listening to the nonsense that's coming out of people's mouths around here
39:14the nonsense like how you ruined my life or might have ruined it or
39:26you made my life
39:31made it hard but made it just the same
39:41somehow you made me
39:46here I am
39:50I'm on the precipice of utter greatness
39:55of which greatness I do not yet know
40:00but I can feel it
40:07our greatness bell is about to chime
40:23oh my fuck
40:27I have a fan
40:29I have a fan
40:33what people keep repeating
40:36you will never fall in love
40:39then everybody keeps retreating
40:42but you can't seem to get enough
40:44let my life open it up
40:47let my life open it up
40:50Let my love open it all to your heart
40:56Let my love open it all
40:59When everything feels all over
41:02And everybody seems unkind
41:05I'll give you four-leaf clover
41:08Take away your worries out of mine
41:10Let my love open it all to your heart
41:17Let my love open it all
41:19Let my love open it all
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