00:00Hi, I'm Ensign Redhead, and you're watching AI Star Trek Ladies, compilation video number four. Please enjoy.
00:07But George said there was no underwear in space.
00:10Honey, I think you might have taken a wrong turn in the multiverse somewhere.
00:16Report, Lieutenant. What is our shield status?
00:18Captain, shield power is down to 25%. One more hit and they'll collapse.
00:23The civilization that once lived here left behind little to suggest who they were,
00:28or what marvels they were capable of.
00:39Starfleet has ordered us to beam a Section 31 agent aboard. Energizing!
00:43Oh, crap. Um, I'm sure he's okay.
00:46This will work. Really? You honestly think someone would wear a mini-dress in this?
00:51Boy, when I get my hands on Judas, he'll be sorry.
00:54Well, of course I am.
00:58You don't think I'd beam down to an alien planet without panties on, do you?
01:10Join Starfleet, they said. Explore the galaxy, they said. Do new and exciting things, they said.
01:18A Ferengi merchant told me he'd pay five bars of latinum for my transport pattern.
01:23He says I could have a real future in the cloning business.
01:26Laser forceps, please.
01:28I said laser forceps. This is a laser scalpel.
01:32Not to worry, everyone. I can fix this.
01:34Who are you, and why do you have a goatee?
01:37I'm you from the Mirror Universe. Everyone has a goatee over there.
01:42I did what my training required.
01:44I took the proper steps in the proper order, and I did exactly what had to be done, when it
01:49should have been done.
01:50Oh, my choice I'm a being.
01:54I'm going to carry it in my memory, probably.
01:58Yes, Captain. You were right.
02:00Who needs another sensor scan when we can spend a week together on Rysa?
02:04Red, it's time to wake up.
02:07Not so loud. My head hurts.
02:10Just five more minutes.
02:14You know, I don't think my uniform would look very good on you.
02:17It doesn't go with your complexion.
02:21A Klingon!
02:26I think we're going to need another Rita.
02:29You know, five years is a long time to be out in space.
02:34I wonder when we'll get to see home again.
02:39Well, here we go again.
02:46Well, you guys wanted seven of nine, so here she is.
02:50I can barely move in this thing.
02:53This patient is making remarkable progress.
02:55But, Doctor, it's upside down.
02:58Well, this one's dead.
03:01What's this, a batch order?
03:03We're headed to a Kalandon outpost planet tomorrow.
03:06Figured we could use some spares.
03:18When do you think Starfleet will install those circuit breakers we asked for?
03:22Probably when they get around to giving us seat belts.
03:24But, George said there was no underwear in space.
03:28Honey, I think you took a wrong turn in the multiverse somewhere.
03:34Shield status, Lieutenant?
03:36Captain, shield strength is down to 15%.
03:38One more hit and they'll collapse.
03:40The civilization that once lived here left behind little to suggest who they were,
03:45or what marvels they were capable of.
04:04Our fleet has ordered us to beam a Section 31 agent aboard.
04:08Energizing.
04:09Oh, crap.
04:10Um, I'm sure he's okay.
04:12I think this will work.
04:13Really?
04:14You honestly think someone would wear a mini dress in this?
04:17Boy, when I get my hands on Judas, he'll be sorry.
04:20Well, of course I am.
04:21You don't think I'd beam down to an alien planet without panties on, do you?
04:28Well, of course I am.
04:30You don't think I'd beam down to an alien planet without panties on, do you?
04:52Join Starfleet, they said.
04:54Explore the galaxy, they said.
04:56Do new and exciting things, they said.
05:07A Pharengi merchant told me he'd pay five bars of latinum for my transport pattern.
05:12He says I could have a real future in the cloning business.
05:15A Pharengi merchant told me he'd pay five bars of latinum for my transport pattern.
05:20He says I could have a real future in the cloning business.
05:23Laser forceps, please.
05:25I said laser forceps, this is a laser scalpel.
05:29Not to worry, everyone, I can fix this.
05:31Laser forceps, please.
05:33I said laser forceps, this is a laser scalpel.
05:36Not to worry, everyone, I can fix this.
05:39Who are you and why do you have a goatee?
05:43I'm you from the Mirror Universe.
05:45Everyone has a goatee over there.
05:47I did what my training required.
05:49I took the proper steps in the proper order.
05:52I did exactly what had to be done when it should have been done.
05:55The Starfleet woman cannot have gone far.
05:58Once we find her, take her to the ship and begin her extraction.
06:12Yes, Captain, you were right.
06:14Who needs another sensor scan when we can spend a week together on Riesu?
06:19Red, it's time to wake up.
06:22Not so loud.
06:23My head hurts.
06:25Just five more minutes.
06:28Um, you know, I don't think my uniform would look very good on you.
06:32It doesn't go with your complexion.
06:36A Klingon!
06:40I think we're going to need another Rita.
06:43A Klingon!
06:48I think we're going to need another Rita.
06:51A Klingon!
06:56I think we're going to need another Rita.
06:59You know, five years is a long time to be out in space.
07:03I wonder when we'll get to see home again.
07:11Well, here we go again.
07:16Well, you guys wanted seven of nine, so here she is.
07:21I can barely move in this thing.
07:24Well, you guys wanted seven of nine, so here she is.
07:28I can barely move in this thing.
07:31This patient is making remarkable progress.
07:34But, Doctor, it's upside down.
07:37Well, this one's dead.
07:39What's this, a batch order?
07:41We're headed to a Kalandon outpost planet tomorrow.
07:44Figured we could use some spares.
07:47What's this, a batch order?
07:49We're headed to a Kalandon outpost planet tomorrow.
07:52Figured we could use some spares.
07:55What's this, a batch order?
07:59What's that?
08:00Tomorrow, and I figured we could use some spares.
08:21When do you think Starfleet will install those circuit breakers we asked for?
08:24Probably when they get around to giving us seat belts.
08:32Probably when they get around to giving us seat belts.
08:36When do you think Starfleet will install those circuit breakers we asked for?
08:39Probably when they get around to giving us seat belts.
08:42Don't forget to like, share, subscribe, and tap the notification bell,
08:46and we'll see you in the final frontier.
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