00:00Hi, I'm Ensign Redhead, and you're watching A.I. Star Trek Ladies, compilation video number three. Please enjoy.
00:07Hangar deck to bridge, there's been an unauthorized shuttlecraft launch.
00:11Commodore Decker is aboard, and he's heading right for the machine.
00:15Back off, lizard lips! Try anything, and you'll get a bamboo cannon up the cloaca!
00:22It's here! It's here!
00:37All systems operational, and all stations report ready for departure.
00:43Course heading, Captain?
00:46Red alert. Full power to shields.
00:49Lock phasers and arm photon torpedoes.
00:53New refit Constitution-class ships are incredible.
00:56Mr. Scott says it can reach speeds up to warp nine.
00:59That is so fast.
01:01I hope you enjoyed your vacation on Risa, Captain.
01:04If not, I'm sure we can find other ways to help you relax.
01:09Any suggestions, Admiral?
01:11Prayer, cadet. The Klingons don't take prisoners.
01:17Captain, don't you remember?
01:19At the Science Lab Christmas party, when you...dropped in?
01:24There's a whole breach in this section.
01:26We need to seal it off. Quickly.
01:32What's it like to see the Genesis planet for the first time?
01:35It's overwhelming. The sheer scale and the life, it's like nothing I ever imagined.
01:41Captain, if the shapeshifter is aboard, sensors can't detect it.
01:45It may be using a chameleon field to mask itself.
01:48To our viewing audience, I deeply regret my actions in last week's whole breach short.
01:52The dismembering of the deceased crewman, though unintentional, was ill-timed and in poor taste.
01:56Security says another Rita bit the dust, took a hose to the throat.
02:00Well, it's a good thing we have our transport patterns stored, because we're going to Capella 4 next week.
02:06Oh, I know, it's not very practical.
02:09But it just looks so cute on me, you know?
02:15Yeah, it does tend to ride up a bit when I sit down, but you get used to it after
02:19a while.
02:20Blarf, gleep, snorp.
02:22Listen, Freakasaurus, I don't care how big the mosquitoes get on this planet.
02:26I'll take my chances if you don't mind.
02:54Oh, my mind.
03:20Hey, back off, Lizard Lips.
03:23Try anything, and you'll get a bamboo cannon up the cloaca.
03:28It's here, it's here, it's here.
03:36It's here, it's here.
04:00This is so exciting.
04:02A five year mission exploring the galaxy.
04:05I'll bet we're going to visit some amazing places.
04:08I hope you enjoyed your vacation on Risa, Captain.
04:11If not, I'm sure we can find Dosh Dosh other ways to help you relax.
04:17Any suggestions, Admiral?
04:20Prayer, Cadet.
04:21The Klingons don't take prisoners.
04:32We deal with our pain in many different ways.
04:34But over the years, I've discovered it's in joy that the uniqueness of each individual
04:39is revealed.
04:40There's a hole breach in this section.
04:41We need to seal it off, or the whole deck will depressurize.
04:55There's a hole breach in this section.
04:57We need to seal it off, quickly.
05:11These new refit constitution ships are incredible.
05:15Mr. Scott says it can reach speeds up to warp nine.
05:17That is so fast.
05:19Torrance, what's it like for you to see the Genesis planet up close for the first time?
05:24It's overwhelming.
05:26The life...
05:27Captain, if the shapeshifter is aboard, sensors can't detect it.
05:31It may be using a chameleon field to mask itself.
05:35To our viewing audience, I deeply regret my actions in last week's hole breach short.
05:39The dismembering of the deceased crewman, though unintentional, was ill-timed and in poor taste.
05:43I heard Rita ate it again last week, hosed to the throat.
05:46Good thing we have our transport patterns stored, and I hear we're going to Capella 4 next week.
05:53Security says another Rita bit the duck.
05:55Rita Guska.
05:56Well, it's took a hose to the throat.
06:00Alien gurgling.
06:01Oh, I know, it's not very practical.
06:04But it just looks so cute on me, you know?
06:08Alien language.
06:09Yeah, it does tend to ride up a bit when I sit down, but you get used to it after
06:14a while.
06:17Listen, Freakasaurus, I don't care how big the mosquitoes get on this planet.
06:21I'll take my chances if you don't mind.
06:23Intelligible alien sounds.
06:25I beg your pardon!
06:27He says you need to put some pants on, and he's right!
06:30Laughs.
06:31I beg your pardon?!
06:33He says you need to put some pants on, and he's right!
06:36Oh my god!
06:46The Klingon!
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07:16We'll see you later.
07:16See you all next year!
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