00:00Hey there everyone and how you doing today? And welcome to another episode of Jay's Horror Games That Slay.
00:05Today I'm bringing you VHS Paradise.
00:08This game reminds me a lot of VHS Slaughter, but very cleaned up and compact.
00:13The game looks gorgeous and the jump scares are real.
00:17So nonetheless, let's hop in and check out what we think of this game.
00:22Wow, that's really cool.
00:25Alright.
00:27So far I'm impressed. I like it.
00:30Kind of like I'm in VR.
00:36Here's a note.
00:38Hi Robert, I hope you are well.
00:40Hate this damn fever, but I'm recovering.
00:45Remember to start your shift by turning on the computer.
00:47I've left you a good movie for you to watch to finish your work.
00:51By the way, I heard the rate of thieves increased a lot in the city and much more at night
00:56time.
00:57Pay attention to each customer and what they are doing.
01:00If you see someone leaving without paying, run to stop him.
01:03Be careful.
01:04What? I gotta stop him.
01:06So this is what?
01:07VHS Slaughter, but...
01:10Jacked up.
01:14Yes.
01:16Start your shift.
01:19Yes, please.
01:22Yes.
01:40Hello, I want to rent this movie for three days.
01:43Good evening.
01:44That will be $4.
01:46Here you go.
01:47My son will love this gift.
01:49Is this a gift for your son?
01:51Don't you think you should buy the movie instead of renting it?
01:55No.
01:55He watches the movie repeatedly for the first few days and then completely forgets about them.
01:59Ha ha ha ha ha.
02:01He's 11.
02:02He loves action movies.
02:05Okay, thanks for the purchase.
02:07Goodbye.
02:10Alright.
02:11Simple, simple.
02:12Nice and simple.
02:17The heck?
02:20You still want me to stand here?
02:22Yep.
02:23It's like, do not leave.
02:27Oh, this guy looks sketchy.
02:28You can tell.
02:32What you up to, homie?
02:34I think he's pocketing a movie.
02:35Where'd he go?
02:36What is he up to?
02:43Nope.
02:45Hey, sir.
02:46Hello, friend.
02:47I want to buy this movie.
02:48It's $20.
02:50Excellent.
02:51Finale!
02:53Finale what?
02:54No.
02:54Finally what?
02:56I have finally reached 100 movie purchases.
02:59I love collecting these wonders.
03:01Good for you.
03:02Do you even watch the movies?
03:04No, I don't see them.
03:05I just buy them and decorate my house.
03:08Ha ha.
03:08Oh, okay.
03:09Oof.
03:10Are you going to pay for that or what?
03:12Ah, yes.
03:12Take it.
03:13Thank you very much.
03:14Thank you very much.
03:18Alright.
03:19Who's up next?
03:24And it's so dark out there.
03:35Hmm.
03:36I'm watching you.
03:38Dude, he's going to book it, isn't he?
03:41He's going to book it.
03:43I knew it.
03:44DUN, DUN, DUN, DUN, DUN, DUN, DUN, DUN, dan...
03:47ZOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
03:51AH!
03:58Damn it, he got away!
04:01Oh, that scared the crap out of me, though.
04:04Hello, boy, do you have the movie Dune here?
04:06Hello, man, that movie is currently in cinemas, not on VHS.
04:11Uh, I don't like the cinema.
04:12I'll have to wait, then.
04:14Come here in a couple weeks.
04:16You may have the movie on sale by then.
04:19I understand. Thank you very much.
04:21Bye.
04:23I knew that guy was going to steal.
04:26He got away.
04:28We're going to have to call the cops now.
04:31I just... I knew it.
04:38Who's this person?
04:46All right.
04:47I'm on vigilante mode.
04:56Nobody's running on me.
04:59Howdy up and bye.
05:01Homie, I knew you were going to try to steal.
05:03Yeah, what now?
05:06Dude, I'm unemployed and in debt.
05:08I just want to watch movies in peace, please.
05:11Forgive him and let him go.
05:14Yes, because if we did something, he might get mad.
05:17Yes.
05:18You can go.
05:22Homie, I knew it.
05:24I knew it.
05:26Man, I shouldn't be renting movies in Gotham.
05:28Everybody told me, man, go to Star City.
05:31Don't open it up in Gotham.
05:32I was like, nah, man.
05:33Nobody has movie rentals in this place.
05:36I wonder why.
05:39Freaking I've had five customers.
05:40Two of them tried to steal.
05:45Holy crap, dude.
05:45This guy looks scary.
05:48How you doing today, sir?
05:50Naughty rabbits and sexy adventure.
05:52Do you want to buy or rent?
05:54Apparently, we're renting you porn, homie.
05:57I want to buy it.
05:58Oh, okay.
05:59That's $20.
06:00Here's my money.
06:01I'm surprised you're the only cashier who doesn't look at me with a disgust or rejection to see how you
06:07want to rent the movie like that.
06:09Eat your own.
06:10The truth is that I don't give a damn who can go now.
06:14I also like this movie.
06:15I'm sorry, but I'm not allowed to chat.
06:17I have to close shop now.
06:22The truth is, I don't give a damn.
06:23I like one.
06:28Yeah, not one, buddy.
06:38Well, my shift is over.
06:39Now, let's watch the movie that John left us.
06:47Someone messing with my car?
06:51I thought the mechanic had fixed the alert problem, but not apparently.
06:55I hope John's movie doesn't disappoint.
07:02Ooh, this is spooky.
07:03I like it.
07:11Close shop and watch the movie?
07:13You know it.
07:14What disturbing shit are we going to watch today?
07:18What a mediocre movie.
07:20I've never seen such a predictable ending.
07:23I wonder what John saw in this to recommend it to me.
07:27I better go home.
07:28I'm tired of being here.
07:32I knew somebody was going to be there.
07:34Holy crap, holy crap.
07:37Where am I supposed to be going?
07:39Ah!
07:42Where am I?
07:43What's going on, dude?
07:45I'm so scared.
07:46Let's just come.
07:47I was just chilling, relaxing, taking on thieves.
07:52Naughty rabbits and sexy adventure.
07:54Oh, no.
07:56It's the old man.
07:57Ending one of three missing.
08:00No way.
08:01There's other endings.
08:11Oh, yes.
08:15Yeah, that's right.
08:16You can't catch me.
08:17I'm Sonic the fucking hedgehog.
08:21Dude, if there's a stop or run his ass over,
08:24I'm clicking to run this.
08:26What the brakes don't work?
08:29Oh, no.
08:34I did not see that coming.
08:36That was awesome.
08:41But for dad, special thanks to all these people.
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