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00:01oh my fucking god girl i just sent briar blush home and i'm gagging what a day i'm faked and
00:10i'm gagged there's moments of briar that i will be missing i do think she means well i do think
00:15she's misunderstood but kenya gotcha girl actually i changed my mind keep recording me
00:22p.s i like you guys to see briar leave now feels like a wake-up call that confidence
00:28and chutzpah are really only going to take you so far in the middle of judging her passing out was
00:35insane i've made my decision the bestie who wore it best is
00:42she's going down quick sticks back down just breathe
00:46oh my god do you think she saw the writing on the wall and kind of knew her fate and
00:53got it
00:54caught up to her going up there and getting negative critiques i can only imagine what was
00:58going through her mind through her body through everything while that was happening but she's
01:02also the kind of person that is a tough cookie to crack we're getting to the point where like it's
01:06wearing you down it didn't seem fake to me if it is i don't maybe i'm very gullible i don't
01:11know
01:11please don't scan me but thank god that i was able to show the judges how good of a performer
01:16i am
01:16being in this position is heart-wrenching but when the please effect comes into motion bitch it's over
01:25i would like to think the girls are oh she's sickening i'm scared to go against her
01:30but girl i don't think i really shook anybody i have to pull myself up on the bootstraps
01:35undoubtedly to build myself back up from my bottom place
01:40congratulations to vita
01:43to be on the bottom last week and to now be victorious and win this week i feel fucking good
01:48vita is quiet but that bitch is a silent killer she's holding her cards really close that she's
01:54more than just a design girl that bitch she has layers to her we did have some unexpected bottom
01:59placements you were a little cracked what were you thinking i i'm gagged honestly what was confusing
02:06to me was the judges going we love your outfit but we hate your walk and then rue going i
02:12love your
02:13walk but you weren't selling the outfit so it's like well what was it who the fuck knows this discord
02:18is plucked boots bitch apparently black chunky ugly ass boots i was a little sour i really thought i had
02:28it i thought i had a better presentation and a better garment rue told athena that she wore it best
02:32but
02:33she saw it from afar i wouldn't necessarily say who had the better outfit i was just basing on
02:38what you would wear personally and i would wear athena i would wear athena's too okay girl an
02:44asymmetric gown i think darlene's has a more couture element to it whereas i think this one is a pretty
02:51gown oh it's not a pretty gown you know what i think you did better athena's mind is imploding
03:03like the death star like we found the target and it's just but she's so easy to piss off it's
03:08it's
03:08actually kind of fun before we all pass out like briar what if we get our makeup off discord is
03:12feeling
03:13spicy still okay this is a pressure cooker for sure and true feelings do come out getting this
03:19drag off my body i'm just trying to wonder like are any of us really friends here when it comes
03:23down
03:24to it it's all fun and games until you're put against each other then what and honestly all's
03:27fair in love and war and mandy's still won that lipstick and i still stand i'm so sad that man
03:35is
03:35still on that lipstick good morning yeah it's a new day in the work room i have to do something
03:42different so you know what i put on some color uh discord you're looking extra bright and shipper
03:46this morning being in the bottom really broke discord i think having my interestingly um bottom
03:53placement that was not called for lit a little fire in my personality i'm turning over a new leaf
04:00i'm going to be in the top this week i'm going to be bright and shiny and talkative but sometimes
04:04when you're talking about a new leaf isn't it the same way yeah discord wearing color it's like
04:09when wednesday adams tries to smile last week we all got critiqued so some of us were safe bottoms
04:18some of us were safe tops listen safe bottoms it's very responsible okay not too much on safe bottoms
04:25as cozy as safe is hopefully we can i don't know shine a little brighter this week i'm not going
04:30to
04:30squabble this opportunity can't squabble this opportunity i went to school in florida and i
04:36still know what squabble means squabble meets the fight i mean but it makes sense because florida holds
04:40me fight okay oh my god girl oh my god she's all ready to have her rule rule number 17
04:52oh
04:54if you can't judge yourself how the hell are you gonna judge somebody else
04:59girl hello hello hello hello good morning queens good morning it is judgment day but this week
05:14queens are doing it to whom each other what do you mean get ready for the raider queen talent show
05:22oh my
05:23oh yeah part one part one this week half of you will take the stage to perform a show-stopping
05:33talent number and the other half will watch and rate the performances the raider queen results will
05:40determine the tops and bottoms of the week yeah thank you i brought your left yeah wow yay raider queen
05:49i have a suspicion that in a cast like this where so many people are coming in with pre-existing
05:55relationships that is going to have to affect the way that people are voting the top two queens will
06:01lip-sync for the win and the bottom queen will lip-sync for her life against next week's bottom from
06:08the
06:09raider queen talent show part two now i'll let you all decide who performs which week and the performance
06:20order raider queen is back but i have a strategy and as long as we can stick to it i
06:25think everything
06:25will be okay vita von tis as last week's maxi challenge winner you get to pick which week you'd
06:33like to perform now listen you all have a lot to figure out you're telling us so don't it up
06:41oh racers start your engines and may the best drag queen win
06:46y'all wanted a twitch day i am fully expecting that there are going to be a lot of whispers
06:52around
06:53the room a lot of i've got you you've got me i'm expecting this to get messy y'all about
06:58to be some
06:59shady bitches this week's challenge is the talent show but it's not just your average
07:10town show we're doing raider queen why are we raiding a queen in the middle of the season that
07:16don't make no sense we know each other there's friendships there's lovers i don't know there's
07:21barbecues bitch i don't know i hate raider queen okay i just didn't come here to be judged by y
07:26'all
07:27no shade it's true it's like i came here i came here to have rupaul and the judges like tell
07:31me what's
07:31going on right not my competitor raider queen is hard because you know do we play it realistic do
07:36we do a little strategy with it like jane you've been in the top every week like wouldn't it be
07:41convenient to put you lower in the rank i feel like nobody's gonna say this in my face but i
07:44do feel
07:45like if there is an opportunity to rank me lower i think that there are definitely people in here who
07:50will take the opportunity to do so i would not do that sister i planned to be judged by rupaul
07:59but now
07:59i am going to be judged by a bunch of bitches from florida who can't read so we're kind of
08:06i'm
08:07feeling a little thrown what do we think is going to be going on in the room i feel like
08:12the dancers in
08:13the room juicy i'm assuming she'll do something with her like dancing and stuff yeah mia mia is just
08:18choreography down um what about you um i'm reading a poem okay okay we're gonna like trauma dump a little
08:25bit fun right everybody loves trauma bombing yeah sierra doing a poem for her talent show
08:31is very ballsy she's such a creator she sees things outside of the box like she is a threat
08:38you're doing what i am referencing a performance that i do out in the real world so i'm doing a
08:43little storytelling number it's kind of this little viral moment that i had and i'm kind of repackaging
08:48it and doing so exactly which one it is oh you do i know me from this video that went
08:53viral on the
08:54internet where she was a praying mantis it was really crazy it got like four million views like
08:58i always wanted to see it live so it's what i'm thinking it is okay okay maybe maybe he's doing
09:03the mantis yeah do we feel like doing something that everybody's already seen comes against her
09:08don't you want to show something new right what else do you do besides bugs
09:13i am doing a little one two okay dance um from an original song um i'm thinking week one okay
09:22work
09:22thinking baby i'd rather perform this week let's go ahead and snatch the band-aid off it's a lot of
09:27nerves in me right now so let's just go ahead and get this over with you're doing flag for yours
09:31yeah
09:31so i'm doing like an original song it's like it's like a bad i'm i start off from the spoken
09:34word
09:34then i go into a puck then i do a fan bitch i'm trying to do everything in the kitchen
09:38sink
09:38bitch i don't want to go against you because i am dancing bitch i have to be compared to her
09:43fucking dancing yeah and then you have to be compared to your dancing it kind of boils down to
09:49who do you want to judge you and who do you want to be in a group with i'm coming
09:53out of not being
09:53chosen at all for the q girl group challenge well now these that didn't choose me that don't see
10:00it for me as a performer as a dancer or whatever it is now they're going to judge me and
10:03possibly be
10:04the reason i go home i would like to be you know separate from juicy yeah yeah so where does
10:08that put me
10:08as your sister like should me and juicy be in the same league if we're on opposite teams then you're
10:14gonna get one and two i wish there was another one of me so we could balance it out but
10:18it wouldn't
10:19make sense for all three of us about cd hell no as we all know bitch i was just sitting
10:22on the
10:22fucking bottom i have no other choice but to put some numbers on the board girl like i need something
10:26to get me to dig me at the bottom i'll be willing to vote whatever you vote so then she
10:31could be the
10:31other me and then i'll put i'll put them one and two if y'all really agree because if i
10:35find out
10:36the rate of shit i'm gonna fight y'all this is gonna come out eventually you think i'm gonna lie
10:39to your face
10:42okay okay okay well then i then yeah juicy juicy yeah um could you come here please honey strategy
10:50better be at the top of everyone's list i don't care if i want to play fair i would have
10:55competed
10:55against the best girl shut up play the motherfucking game if you want to go this week if i go
11:00this week
11:00as well and then me and kenya can be in week two and put y'all two in our top
11:03two spots you can put us
11:04in your top two spots when it comes to raided queen it feels like all bets are off can i
11:11borrow
11:12you two yes i will be back immediately i'm thinking okay is there an opportunity for an alliance
11:18potentially so i'm thinking perhaps there could be a glam alliance a little strategic maneuver because all
11:30of us is still here yes we are the only group that still has everybody here this is true and
11:35i love
11:35all of us me too i mean i don't mind that i don't mind that but athena then glam sure
11:43if you're cool
11:44with that yeah cool so the ponytail getting tight girl my little ballerina bun bitch is getting real
11:55tight over here girl well i was like girl i have i was like girl i can definitely promise you
12:00a top
12:00placement as well in the top half bitch our other two meow
12:06y'all this is stressful nene mikey
12:11i'm being requested goodbye bye interesting so glam is the only qpop group that still has everyone here
12:20oh that's so fierce so well and it feels correct so i was thinking like oh my god because if
12:28we split
12:28ourselves up the two weeks we can support each other for top placements each week oh my god we have
12:35the numbers we do have the numbers we have five divas i wasn't even really thinking about voting with
12:41alliances it kind of reminded me oh yeah there's a bunch of other people playing different games so
12:46maybe i do need to vote with glenn packer we're the only qpop group that has all of their divas
12:50still here is that a good thing or bad thing it's a great thing well yeah if we set ourselves
12:54three
12:54and two oh oh oh oh my god yes we thought this game was checkers maybe this is chess 3d
13:01chess 3d chess
13:02most of y'all are dumb assholes and don't know how to play chess so listen we're gonna swing the
13:07vote for
13:07our glam sisters we're gonna try it i'm gonna try my best because i've already made what are the promises
13:13that you made are you gonna stay loyal sister i am where are your alliances falling where are your
13:21alliances falling we're trying to figure out how we're going to keep glam here as long as possible
13:28okay we'll talk but i'm also hoping i can trust the deons with my faith stakes are high high
13:34bitch it is getting good the six is so high i saw a cow walk by dude we got cows
13:38no like girl it is too
13:39much i want to get some tea girl i kind of start to take notice if there's other whispers happening
13:44and then at that point i'm like okay game on i need to figure out what everybody else's
13:49general direction is because i'm like less concerned of who's on my week and more about who's watching
13:54and understands my pov you're thinking week two yeah athena is also talking about week two
14:03and i am very comfortable with going today and i feel like you'll be fine and we can make sure
14:10you're fine love that i'm a little nervous that maybe the other girls won't necessarily see my act
14:16as a talent but i already know that i want week one because i kind of get the feeling that
14:21i might be
14:22taken care of i do want to judge fairly but i'm also at a point where i do feel the
14:27like shark fins in
14:29the water around me a bit as we're getting further along there are starting to be some like
14:33personality shifts you know what i mean or some temperatures being turned up yeah so i would have
14:40spoken to you yeah sorry for a minute i was like okay everyone's playing their game
14:52like this is this is crazy talk to me what's the team what are the birdies saying i don't know
15:00there's a lot of talk a lot of people making deals obviously you're my priority eye and i want you
15:03in
15:03the top i'm not being shy about anything i think it's no secret that like i'm going to put you
15:07in
15:07the number one spot and if somebody has a problem afterwards and say well you didn't play fair i'm
15:11going to look at them straight in the eye and say did you really think i was going to put
15:13my daughter
15:13less because you did a better job that's where i stand and i'm pretty fine with that agreed agreed
15:22i mean we are the most hated girls in my hand there goes congeniality
15:24all right let's figure this out ladies we're all headed to the couch to duke it out to figure out
15:32who's performing on week one who's performing on week two and i can see the wheels turning people are
15:38thinking about who's performing in week two that'll vote for me in week one and i'm not gonna lie i'm
15:43thinking the same thing what do we think is the fairest way to do this should we each say which
15:47week we prefer and go from there i think it'd be best to raise hands so we can all get
15:51a visual of
15:51who prefers to go with which week okay week one preference divas
15:57the glam group talk to each other and they're like well let's help each other out but that is a
16:02lot of
16:03people for an alliance so as soon as i see all the dancers in one group i go hell no
16:09i'll go i think
16:10week two so we have nini vita mia juicy darlene and sierra all want to go week one how many
16:18is
16:18that six that's okay let's go with that all right boom oh love let's go with that okay
16:26nini is thinking about it yeah i'm on the fence yeah i'm torn between going in week one or week
16:32two
16:32because i'm really nervous and i just want to get it over with but at the same time i might
16:36have a better
16:37chance to win if i go week two because i won't be fighting all the dancing divas i know that's
16:41not
16:41the lane that i'm trying to be in but i'm not sure if i can compete with that nini nini
16:45are you
16:46comfortable with that i think so are you on the fence or how are you feeling yeah i i could
16:49go
16:50i could go either way i'm just yeah let's go with it wait i'll go week two nini i swear
16:57to
16:57god i just sat here and asked you what week you wanted to girl oh i did not mean to
17:04yell girl i'm
17:05trying to help you out bitch you're worried about me not voting for you how i'm gonna vote for you
17:09bitch you'll be on the same week like america does that make sense so so what are you doing nini
17:13you
17:13can go week two i think in the lineup i think that is good that means there's three glam sisters
17:18in week
17:19two and two glam sisters in week one my odds seem pretty good with that alliance we'll give you a
17:25second to decide okay oh my god i can't tell if this is a strategy thing like is nini crunching
17:32the numbers in real time does she just not know what the fuck she wants to do is she nervous
17:37about
17:38going in the same week as somebody does she have an alliance with somebody i don't the
17:41fucking need to do it nini you could leave yeah not nini go home i was kind of settling on
17:47week two
17:47so that i could vote for glam but i'm starting to feel like not everybody's on the same page about
17:52this
17:52glam pack and i just have to look out for myself i think i would rather get it over with
17:56let's go
17:57week one okay well we have officially rupaul are you listening week one talent show nini vita
18:06juicy mia sierra and darlene mitchell okay yeah week two of our talent show discord jane kenya
18:16mikey meeks and athena sisters how are we feeling feeling good i can't wait to raid a queen the shadiness
18:27now that it's already decided i'm second guessing if i made the right choice but the decision has been
18:31made we're gonna suffer the consequences let's get ready to rumble let's get ready to rumble for the
18:37season 18 talent stroatravaganza how do you all feel that the talent show is happening so much
18:44later in the competition i think it's fun i think it raises the stakes a little bit we also all
18:50know
18:51each other a bit more already like it's not exactly a first impression is anybody's talent completely
18:56different than what they've been showing us i feel like sierra you this is the first time you're getting
19:00like more dramatic right yeah mine is pretty serious okay the poem that i wrote for my talent is
19:05personal and it's vulnerable and raw and it's a scary thing to share this piece of me with my
19:12sisters that maybe i haven't opened up about yet this is something that is really real and raw and
19:18important and so i want to share that today i think magami had the same thought you're right but she
19:23had
19:23an unseen flag and not an original lyric in sight so protect queer art feels like a risk that i
19:29probably
19:30would not take personally i come from a drag family where the talent show is very triggering
19:40i have residual trauma around trying to do something unexpected for the talent show
19:48i don't know that sierra is the person i think can pull this off how are you feeling going i'm
19:55good
19:56who went first i i wanted week one i kind of just wanted to get her get her done i
20:01can relate to that
20:01a lot um but like based on like the chatter you were like wanting week two right well luckily you
20:08juicy and mia are on team one right so hopefully yeah y'all love me enough to place me somewhere
20:16in
20:16the upper crest of the competition you know what i mean because between you and me that's what i'm gonna
20:21do you know it's a competition and it's already not fair that we're gonna be judged by the other
20:26girls i don't think that's fair so hey you got to play the game how you play it i think
20:30a lot of
20:31a lot of energy that has been working under the surface is gonna come to life but it is the
20:39name of the
20:39game but it is girl i am having second thoughts about performing in week one because my decision was
20:47based off of taking care of athena i have to go against juicy and nini's in my group as well
20:53and that bitch is fierce competition girls this kind of show is about to be fierce
20:57you ready to break a lash break a lash tighten those tuffs and get ready
21:06to the main stage of rupaul's drag race she's been playing raider queen for 15 seasons it's michelle
21:13visage and you know what i ain't been wrong yet the hilarious ross matthews now ross have you ever
21:21been rated well i recently got two thumbs up my butt and our extra special guest judge international
21:30pop sensation zara larson rue i got one thing to say to you literally translated from swedish don't
21:40it in the blue cupboard which of course means don't it up i love it i wish you would have
21:47told
21:47me about five minutes ago don't check the blue cover this week we put the queens in charge for
21:54the rate of queen talent show part one and tonight on the runway category is not today satin racers start
22:04your engines and may the best drag queen win
22:11category is not today satin up first sierra miss oh rosemary's baby is all growed up
22:19yet she has her father's horns and her mother's hooves
22:23we're not just wearing satin we are satin for any of you seamstresses out there satin we know she's a
22:29bitch so this dress she was a demon from hell to me i'm always giving a little bit of fashion
22:35with a
22:35little bit of horror get into the devil wears sierra never trust a girl who wears cloven hooves
22:43up next juicy love dion i'm in the mood for roughage how's your head a lettuce for this runway look
22:51my
22:51designer and i have decided to take satin into this gorgeous carnivorous plant i'm just showing the
22:59judges every angle of this perfect outfit it's very structured very tall a little difficult to walk in
23:05but guess what i look fucking incredible feed me seymour uh venus your fly trap is open nene coco oh
23:15i'm
23:15seeing stars i wonder if she's ever helped a lost semen oh a few oh lots satin is a material
23:21that
23:21i hate working with so this is a commission from another drag artist that i love it's my first
23:26time wearing a look created by somebody else and they brought the vision to life 100 my drag has
23:31always felt high femme alien creature-esque vibe but this time i feel exceptionally out of this world
23:37bitch word on the street is nene gives good coral vita von tisse she earns everything you heard of
23:47emerald city uh-huh well then some emerald titties yes thank you very much i am gliding down this runway
23:52as gracefully as i know how as if i am floating on air full glamorous head-to-toe look and
24:00emerald green
24:01mercado satin gold jewels draped across my bosom emerald green eleganza i didn't know we had a golden
24:08glove winner here making a double thing i always do darlene mitchell hope she's bringing a casserole
24:19ruched for his pleasure this is a major departure in terms of what is my usual drag aesthetic i can't
24:26help but to tear this skirt off this is cinderella after she got to the ball and in true darlene
24:32fashion
24:33reveal this cute little satin party dress i've taken the critique about the shoes and i upgraded or
24:39downgraded but they are satin so i feel like they fit the brief she didn't lose her glass slipper
24:44she lost her rigidity mama said you're gonna be a star a me a star oh well you didn't oh
24:52christmas came
24:53early all over her tits this look to me is very special because my drag mother made this and i'm
25:01just so
25:01happy that i'm able to bring a piece of her with me along this journey i am wearing the finest
25:05red
25:05satin tick to ankle i am the tree top on that christmas tree baby the biggest ball bow tie pasta
25:14what i love about mia she's really present mikey meek i think her ribbon is slightly erect
25:24mikey meek stars in the lady wore satin i am wrapped with this icy blue satin ribbon i'm
25:31getting over the top glamour this is one of my favorite outfits i'm selling it like it is the
25:36ultimate showstopper the leather and satin is that what you call michelle and i uh-huh
25:43you're the leather obviously no actually michelle is the leather athena dion two words pink pink i'm
25:52giving an homage to one of my favorite movies of all time to wang fu chi chi rodriguez i've got
25:57my pink
25:58satin turban on my look is completely made of satin and i can't say the same for some of the
26:02other
26:02girls on the runway tell me this pink isn't the most shocking color you've ever seen and the rhinestone
26:07placement chef's kiss honey i finished with the bedroom now let me get to the kitchen yes
26:14the question remains can you please her terracotta's terrahotta they're not satin pillows mother
26:22they're called breasts i'm feeling my island girl vibe ready for vacation i'm feeling really satiny but
26:28most of all bitch i'm feeling grateful the designer was not able to give me my outfit on time i
26:33did not
26:33have anything so jane gave me this oversized coat that just so happened to be made completely out of
26:38satin that can fit me and girl i slowed it up and made it into this dress honey it is
26:41giving me a little
26:42thank you realness but jane thank you so much you saved my life bitch well she's definitely an auto
26:47up next jane don't oh she's a dirty birdie take that bjork
26:54i'm walking down the runway giving very woman with a bird on her vibes i've had this bird for a
27:01few
27:01years her name is denise she's a wife a mother and she's looking to get back out there this look
27:07is very jane fashion-y and grandiose and also kind of silly that's gonna be delicious tonight
27:14mm-hmm you know fry me up some and put some of that hot honey on it
27:21discord adams oh she's so extra extra you know her favorite section of the paper what is it the
27:27obituary i wanted to look like i just rolled out of a dumpster covered in every single satin dress
27:34that's ever been thrown away i have custom printed satin newspaper hit against my chest like the wind
27:40has just smacked it against me i am strutting down the runway and as i make my way back the
27:45train is now
27:46my own personal runway why don't you come over here and bury the lead
27:58welcome to part one of the raider queen talent show first up she's poetry in motion it's sierra mist
28:09i hate myself today there's nothing that i've become this hard yet weak this cold this bleak this
28:15nothing i've become it hopes to rearrange endure the growing pains of change i ask myself could i
28:22be more than this nothing i've become my mind goes blank bones break turn to liquid unformed will i
28:31survive to be revived so i might be reformed as someone happy someone kind someone who i recognize
28:38spark is built upon the shards of their life reclaimed and suddenly it comes flooding back
28:44the light i once knew remembering how to smile i feel its warmth as i break through reborn
28:51and for the first time in a long time i know who i am this power this joy this strength
28:58this love this
29:00beauty i've become
29:07it was a very beautiful performance but i don't know if i fully got the message
29:11the poem was like full sigourney weaver alien situation but about hating yourself
29:21okay up next ready player one it's juicy love dion wait what does this button do
29:28the juicy experience is loading in three two one manufactured in miami not available in stores
29:35she's the brand new fresh edition with the custom i8 core pixel perfect princess always landing on her toes when
29:42she steps onto the stage she lets everybody know
29:45juicy i ate that you see that i ate that juicy i ate that you see that i ate that
29:59controllers up are you ready for the combo up up triangle did you like that split now let's try high
30:06kick
30:06me left right and hold are you ready for the big one bro press the big red
30:11i ate that juicy i ate that you see that i ate that juicy i ate that
30:29juicy is a star honey she comes from the athena dion academy for young aspiring artists and she served
30:34just incredible sweetie like amazing this is why i'm happy i chose week two
30:45up next this bitch is bugging it's nene coco a female prey mantis is a formidable creature
30:54she's strong she's large well not that large but she is agile
31:04bitch do the ground off back handspring and i'm like you better watch out bitch
31:09to the male mantis she's quite the turn on he might be looking for a mate
31:15but she might be making his head her next meal
31:19you want to make me a mother well i want to make you dinner
31:26you want to make me a mother well i want to make you dinner
31:30i'm hungry and you're naughty
31:33you want to make me a mother well i want to make you dinner
31:45you want to make me a mother well i want to make you dinner
31:56i think i killed the mother mantis performance you want to make me a mother i want to make you
32:01dinner the judges were laughing i'm confident in the performance i'm not confident that my sisters
32:06are going to vote me fairly note yourself don't go on a date with nene
32:11up next let's get physical with vita vontistar all right girl ain't nobody working out for health
32:19we're doing this for snacks are those sneakers now if you want that cookie
32:26you got to do that bamma
32:37first bend your knees think on your back turn around and pop it like that step to the left
32:41step to the right throw your arms but keep it tight bounce two times then spin real quick kick lean
32:46back
32:46hit the quick flick no but that cookie girl don't give a
32:49and that's how you do the bamma buck
32:50that cookie's really good that cookie's really hot
32:54you gotta work work thinkin that's where it's ready
32:57that cookie's sweet sweet that cookie's hot
33:00you make a big buzz and you shoot just right
33:05bamma that cookie
33:07bamma that cookie
33:08bamma that cookie
33:08bamma that cookie
33:17bamma that cookie
33:19i couldn't tell
33:20seems like it
33:20vita vita vita i love vita but it's given a little geriatric workout video
33:26i'm confused and i'm worried now
33:28up next grab a tool and start banging
33:33it's darlene mitchell
33:35hey there miss rupaul oh and hey michelle the name's darlene mitchell
33:39and despite what you might think i'm actually pretty handy now listen close
33:43because i'm about to teach y'all a thing or two about proper mounting
33:45finding a stud good wood and the perfect screw hit it if it's light and it's small doesn't carry
33:51weight at all i use a nail for a frame for a plaque once it's in it won't come back
33:55i use a nail
33:56feeling too tight push with all your might and if you feel it slipping give it a good gripping
34:01but sometimes you just need something more something solid to endure
34:06like if it's heavy and it's tall like a mirror on the wall i need a screw
34:09for a tv on display to be certain it won't sway i need a screw
34:12if it's big it's a stick and it really needs a stick honey i need a screw
34:18now twist it to the right make sure it's nice and tight oh my god and remember if you need
34:23something
34:23hung call me sugar i'll get the job done it's darlene by the way now get to screw it
34:32i just asked where the tape darlene's talent has this kind of like peewee's playhouse
34:41quality that i can get into your earrings they're screws yeah you're committed to this bit aren't
34:46you but like that wig is an osha violation last but not least pack it up for mia star
34:58back it up you know i'm with it gotta have it gotta get it back it up you know i'm
35:04with it
35:04yeah ho i'm a big back test me guarantee get your wicks next i got a fat ass i don't
35:09need a six-pack
35:10dancing with the stars already did that
35:12kicks off my wife with me all the boys say you look good mia
35:16test me with your chick with me these hoes watch take them all to the cleaners
35:54i did not realize we had gone to the vmas everybody
35:56yeah judgment day is here and i don't want to be in charge of putting my girls in the bottom
36:04i am filled with anxiety that's that swedish songwriting at its best right there
36:12welcome queens thank you for putting the taint in entertainment tonight raider queen rules are in full
36:21effect there will be no judges critiques instead the queens that watched will rank the performing
36:28queens from top to bottom side to side and from sea to shining sea
36:35so while y'all raid a queen backstage the judges and i will hallucinate
36:43you may leave the stage
36:47all right now just between us girlfriends what do you think now listen the queens are raiding each
36:52other but i'm gonna know what you think up first sierra i thought that performance told us a lot
36:57about her because so far she's kind of been the wacky one and this told us a little bit more
37:00of who
37:01she is what she represents i did think she looked beautiful especially when she ripped apart the
37:06outfit she made me want to make rib real bad but it was almost like the costume was the talent
37:13the
37:14words it's nothing i've become it didn't even really settle into my body until maybe afterwards i just
37:20was sort of in the mood for like a death drop and get me on my feet and it wasn't
37:25that but it was
37:26beautiful i applaud somebody who comes here and takes a big swing and a risk but i don't know that
37:29that pochi translates super well on on this runway unless a poem starts with there was a man from nantucket
37:37juicy love dion what a performer i loved everything about it that's what i want to see
37:43right she had a point of view it wasn't just dancing there was a character she she was a robot
37:48it's like she turned into a little drag roomba going around the floor the execution was 10 out of 10.
37:54i also love that she didn't need any extras on stage she showed up she ate she did yeah and
37:59i love
37:59the fact that even though she was lip-syncing and all that she sold it she really acted out every
38:04syllable of her song and i was here for that i would hate to lip-sync next to her all
38:09right nini coco
38:10this was one of my favorites both the runway look and the talent show it's fun it's someone who likes
38:16to
38:16play it was so silly and so entertaining and beautifully executed that is what i love about drag i thought
38:24she was amazing like take the whole hilarious performance out of it and just look at her in
38:30that praying mantis outfit the costume the fit the makeup it is top-tier drag and she threw a
38:36back handspring in there not to be outdone by yeah this was a smart act to do if biology classes
38:41was
38:42like that maybe i would have graduated high school yeah me too yes you got a good point you should
38:47be a
38:47teacher yeah like i love that all right davida von tis okay here was my problem she was in a
38:53gym
38:53she looked great but she looked like i look when i try to go to the gym like slightly confused
38:59i don't
39:00really want to be there and i just really want a cookie you know it's almost like she was second
39:04guessing herself in the moment she dropped her lip sync quite a few times she kept looking away upside down
39:11behind her and i don't think that is a really smart thing to do when you've got one minute
39:17to sell yourself we've seen queens come out here and do aerobics routine so if you're gonna do that
39:22you have got to knock our socks off and she didn't not this time let's talk about darlene mitchell the
39:28performance i thought was super fun and super cute could she have pushed it further absolutely but she's
39:34got something really special and really charming i was having a good time i wish it was longer i mean
39:39they only have what 60 seconds so i would have loved to see an even longer set and maybe then
39:44pushing it further some of the queens have been able to do a story arc you know in that 60
39:49seconds
39:49that really makes it feel yeah they make it actually feel like there's a full story being told there
39:54i have to talk about the runway uh okay so when i was growing up i always wanted a barbie
39:58so i took
39:59my brother's gi joe and then made dresses for them uh out of you know tissues and things like that
40:03my dresses look like her dress thank you it just looked like a little amateur hour
40:09huh i think she's better than that i do there's something about the hair that speaks to me
40:13what's it saying take me off
40:18right nia star i love when a performer just slaps me and just yeah tells me you don't know
40:23shit right and that's what she did she just was like come here don't worry about it i got it
40:28and i
40:28didn't she she was perfection you know she moves in a way that for me is instantly iconic and recognizable
40:34you know that's how she dances anybody else dances like that they're copying her she had two songs
40:40in one she went from like the one rap rhythm to like the two live crew rap rhythm i was
40:45so down for
40:45that all of us were having the best time when she was doing her performance two big titties two amazing
40:52songs why have one then you can have two i thought you didn't like poetry
40:58so judges i want to know your bottom two and your top two okay okay uh my top are juicy
41:06and mia bottom
41:07two for me are are vita and probably ciara i'm gonna go juicy and mia for top two my bottom
41:13would be
41:13ciara and vita i guess if i had to put bottoms then it would be darlene and vita my top
41:20two
41:21mia star and juicy love dion although i do love the praying mantis i do love that nini but
41:27those are my top three how about that all right silence the queens are about to make
41:33their decisions oh and i can't wait to see how this turns out me too
41:43it is time to clock in and rate these girls i hate hate hate this
41:51oh can i plead the fifth a queen's gotta do what a queen's gotta do
41:57okay let's rock first position in first position juicy loved dion based on her outstanding performance
42:05and her absolutely gorgeous runway and maybe a family connection or two in first position i'm gonna
42:12go with my sister mia star her talent was impeccable she was boom kakin bitch boom i put mia first
42:19we had
42:20an alliance got that out of the way her runway wasn't the best but we still had a deal bitch
42:24in second position in second position i'm gonna be fair and i am gonna put nini coco i think that
42:30nini's number was great i am docking some points because i have seen it before in second position i'm
42:37putting mia star her talent had me hyped as hell in third position darlene mitchell her talent show was a
42:46boot darlene's number was great it was very silly it was very her and she looked like a damn supermodel
42:53in her runway in third position i'm gonna go with my sister mia star her performance was incredible
42:58her song is something i would listen to on a day-to-day basis in fourth position in fourth position
43:07this is getting hard i'm putting sierra mist sierra had a beautiful talent i do think there were a few
43:15slip-ups i don't think the reveals were as strong as she wanted them to be in fourth position i
43:19am
43:19going to put vita von t star i really enjoyed watching vita perform my plan is to vote 98
43:27honestly and two percent to keep my girl vita safe fourth position i'm at a crossroads right now nini
43:35did a great job vita as much as i love her i just can't say it was the same level
43:40as nini's oh wait
43:41neither of these bitches picked me for their q girl group did they
43:47fuck these hoes give them both the sixth place spot in fifth position i'm gonna put vita von t star
43:52i love vita so much but i don't think this was her strongest performance that i've ever seen in
43:58fifth position i'm gonna have to go with my bestie miss sierra miss her runway walk was a little clunky
44:07her performance did fall a little flat for me and i really hate to say that because this is my
44:11conceptual sister honey we had an alliance but in my opinion sierra had the weakest talent show but i
44:17cannot put her last girl in fifth position i'm putting vita von t star the concept is not my favorite
44:24i feel like we've seen it before and i do think flat sneakers are a bit unforgivable and last but
44:30not
44:30least in sixth position sierra missed your runway was the least best of everybody i had to watch
44:38today miss darlene mitchell her performance i just did not find the song funny in sixth position i'm
44:46putting darlene mitchell there were funny moments in the talent it was good but i think she was outdone
44:52by her sisters in the same way in the runway don't think it was darlene's night oh this sucks oh
45:00my god
45:00do i want to change anything i think when i lock my choices in and that's the tea and that
45:08is the tea
45:10that is the tea and that's the tea stupid
45:16ladies your fellow queens have made some decisions
45:22nini coco vita von tis darlene mitchell based on the raider queen results you are all safe
45:36you may join the other girls
45:42based on the raider queen results the top two queens of the week are juicy love dion and mia star
45:53to be in the top rated by the other girls feels quite amazing thank you bitches you know what
45:58you're real bitches okay thank you sierra missed i'm sorry my dear but the queens have rated you
46:05the bottom queen next week you will lip sync for your life
46:12well shit this wham glam thank you ma'am didn't work out for me thankfully i've got a whole week
46:18to figure out how i'm gonna make sure i stay and i send one of these other girls home
46:24juicy love dion me a star this week you both won over your sisters but tonight there can only be
46:32one
46:32winner two top queens stand before me prior to tonight you were asked to prepare a lip sync
46:39performance of pretty ugly by zara larson ladies this is your chance to impress me
46:46and win a cash tip of five thousand dollars
46:52oh my god it is me and my dt mia i have a fierce bitch next to me let's go
46:57once he has the show
46:59knees how it's done young bitch against old bitch what it do boo the time has come for you to
47:06lip sync
47:08for the win
47:12i don't think the world is ready for what they're about to witness but you already saw how they cut
47:16up doing a talent show child this it's about to be a good one bitch good luck and don't
47:23fuck it up
47:25have you ever seen a pretty girl get ugly like this
47:31lucid her
47:32have you ever seen a pretty girl get ugly like this
47:39lucid my
47:40i'ma grow fit make you sick gasolina on your
47:45Blue eyeshadow, bitch, singin' that
47:48I might sit at the top, catch the bends
47:51I'ma hook up with your friends, do that shit again
47:54Break up, runnin' down my face
47:59Kickin' up my heels, come undress this way
48:03They tell me to be nice, I should know my face
48:07Sometimes that girl don't wanna be where I'll be
48:10Hey, hey, hey, hey
48:12You ever seen a pretty girl get ugly like this
48:15You ever seen like this, you see what shit
48:19You ever seen a pretty girl get ugly like this
48:23You ever seen like this, you see what shit
48:27Everybody's tellin' me this is thoroughly pretty
48:29But I'm feelin' like I wanna cause some trouble in the city tonight
48:31Fuck the lady like, well, I'm crazy like
48:35Trouble keepers like the bars, trying to beat them
48:37Make it hard, wanna take it too far and afraid tonight
48:39Fuck the lady like, well, I'm crazy like
48:45My miami girls are dancing there
49:11I don't need no elbow
49:15I can see you're terrified
49:20I don't need no elbow
49:23I can see you're terrified
49:27I don't need no elbow
49:30I don't want you to know that
49:32Like this, like this
49:45That is how you compete for the crown
49:48Yes, that was everything, y'all
49:50That was everything
49:51Please, I've made my decision
50:00Juicy Love Dion
50:02Me a star, it's a tie
50:12The fact that I'm able to stand
50:14Toe to toe with this young
50:16Underboding bitch
50:17This is so exciting
50:19Condragulations, you are both winners, baby
50:23You've each won
50:24A cash chip of $2,500
50:26Yes, honey
50:27If I'm going to share anything with anybody
50:30It is my motherfucking Titi
50:32One of my biggest inspirations
50:33Mia, you ate that
50:38Condragulations, queens
50:39Next week, the tables will be turned
50:41At the Raider Queen Talent Show Part 2
50:45And one queen will be eliminated
50:50Now remember, if you can't love yourself
50:51How in the hell are you going to love somebody else?
50:53Can I get an amen up in here?
50:55Amen!
50:55Alright, now let the music play
50:57Time on RuPaul's Drag Race
50:59The girls that we judge are now judging us
51:02Athena, please don't kill me
51:04I think it's undeniable that relationships are going to be a part of it
51:07And candidly, I have to think strategically for myself as well
51:10I am not ready to leave this competition
51:13Do you have someone in particular that you feel?
51:17There is a sense of ranks kind of being closed
51:20It's not a comfortable feeling to be on the outside of that
51:23I am not ready to be on the outside of the outside of the outside of the outside of the
51:23outside of the outside of the outside of the outside of the outside of the outside of the outside of
51:23the outside of the outside of the outside of the outside of the outside of the outside of the outside
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