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SEX EDUCATION BY MY BEST FRIEND
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00:00:20¿Puedo ver lo que se ve?
00:00:23Tal vez.
00:00:32¿Cuál es el último?
00:00:32¿Cuándo te dirías que eres súper rico?
00:00:34You know who I really am.
00:00:36I'm Valaqueen33.
00:00:37Such a dumb username.
00:00:39Oh, okay guacamolewizard275,
00:00:41don't talk to me about dumb usernames.
00:00:44You know, you're lucky you're cute.
00:00:45You don't even know what I look like.
00:00:47Well, I would, if you agreed to meet me a person,
00:00:49or at least a photo.
00:00:52Maybe someday.
00:00:58Frap, I'm late.
00:00:59Good luck, scholarship queen.
00:01:04Who needs luck when I have my talisman to remind me of my knight?
00:01:11In the game of Castle Claimers, I might be a warrior princess in love with a dashing knight,
00:01:16but on my first day at Edmunds Academy, I feel like a peasant.
00:01:21Watch it! This isn't public school.
00:01:25Forget your training wheels.
00:01:28At least I have my knight's charm to help me get through the day.
00:01:42Stop, stop, stop, stop the car!
00:01:46No!
00:01:49God, my knight's special talisman!
00:01:51Ruined!
00:01:59Hey, I told you to stop the car!
00:02:06Oh my gosh, it's cold!
00:02:08He's so hot!
00:02:12Hey!
00:02:14What is wrong with you?
00:02:16Didn't you see me yelling and screaming for you to stop the car?
00:02:18Okay, I see you now, new girl.
00:02:21What are you with me, son?
00:02:23What are you talking about?
00:02:24Why?
00:02:26I thought you were one of my fans.
00:02:28No, I'm not one of your fans.
00:02:32You just broke something that's really important to me.
00:02:34Yeah, I break a lot of hours, player cop.
00:02:36Okay?
00:02:39You should know that.
00:02:40I don't know who you are, but you were a...
00:02:44You were a...
00:02:45Eh.
00:02:45Eh.
00:02:46Eh.
00:02:47Asshole!
00:02:52All right.
00:02:54I broke something of yours.
00:02:56Sure, but...
00:02:57Hey!
00:02:58You got my attention.
00:03:02So, in that case, we're even...
00:03:09Don't do it, Hayley.
00:03:12Have a good day.
00:03:15Don't do it.
00:03:23Oh, fuck!
00:03:25Now we're even.
00:03:27My last thought better not be broken.
00:03:29I can't lose my connection to Valley Queen.
00:03:36You just made the wrong enemy.
00:03:39You just made the wrong enemy.
00:03:42I'm going to make every classroom,
00:03:45every hallway,
00:03:46and every rumor in this school
00:03:48your personal nightmare.
00:03:51I'm gonna make her life a living hell.
00:03:53What's going on?
00:03:54Calls fighting the new girl.
00:03:56Calls leaving the new girl.
00:03:58Yeah, idiot.
00:03:59I can see that.
00:04:01Just met an unhinged person.
00:04:03Good thing the universe balances it with you.
00:04:06Same.
00:04:07Ran into a certified asshole.
00:04:09Can't wait to see you in the game tonight.
00:04:14Call, do you need help?
00:04:15I can help you.
00:04:18The new girl poured coffee on him.
00:04:20This bitch thinks that she can just roll up
00:04:22and piss off Michael.
00:04:23But he's not your call.
00:04:25Shut up, Lindsay.
00:04:26He's not yet.
00:04:28Come on.
00:04:31Hi, I'm Jen.
00:04:33And this is Lindsay.
00:04:35Hi, I'm Haley.
00:04:37So nice to meet you.
00:04:38You have first day jitters.
00:04:39It's totally understandable.
00:04:41We want to make sure you feel really welcome.
00:04:43And so we'll take you to your locker.
00:04:45Good.
00:04:46Okay.
00:04:47Let's go.
00:04:50Uh, there you go.
00:04:52Thanks so much.
00:05:01Oh, you're welcome, new girl.
00:05:16Honestly, it's kind of an improvement on your face.
00:05:24Guacamole wizard.
00:05:26Wow.
00:05:26What are you, catfishing some little lonely online gamer boy?
00:05:30Give it back.
00:05:31Hold on.
00:05:34Hey, if you go to Edmunds Academy,
00:05:36you should come to Locker 83 right now.
00:05:38Send.
00:05:39Here.
00:05:39Now your little gamer friend can see your ugly little face.
00:05:44So when can I meet the hero who ruined your billionaire shirt?
00:05:47I'm your friend first, Max.
00:05:49At least check on me.
00:05:50Oh, is it the online lover?
00:05:52Ah, chill, please.
00:05:56No way.
00:05:58What is it?
00:05:59Oh, the balcony goes to the school.
00:06:06Please ignore that.
00:06:08Someone stole my phone and played a stupid prank.
00:06:10Send.
00:06:11Send.
00:06:15What is wrong with you?
00:06:16You mess with Cole Edmonds and you're going to mess with me.
00:06:19Edmonds?
00:06:20What?
00:06:21You don't know that his family owns the whole school?
00:06:23Wow.
00:06:24You really did crawl out of your gutter, didn't you?
00:06:28Stop recording me!
00:06:31Jen is a new girl.
00:06:33Wait.
00:06:34Is the new girl...
00:06:35Valley Queen?
00:06:38There's no way the new girl is Valley Queen.
00:06:40Could it be...
00:06:41Jen?
00:06:44Ew.
00:06:48Your enemy is our enemy, Cole.
00:06:50And I just made sure that the new girl knows that.
00:06:53No chances, Jen.
00:06:55So is it.
00:06:56She does look kind of cute.
00:07:05Please ignore that.
00:07:06Someone stole my phone and played a stupid prank.
00:07:08What was I thinking?
00:07:11Of course she's not my online lover.
00:07:16Hey there, buttercup.
00:07:18Keep walking, Hayley.
00:07:20Just keep walking.
00:07:21You got a problem with shaving this morning, or...?
00:07:24My name's Hayley.
00:07:26Well, Hayley.
00:07:27I think you, uh...
00:07:29You used to spell on your upper lip right there.
00:07:34What a coincidence!
00:07:35So did you!
00:07:36No, no!
00:07:40Oh, I'm sorry.
00:07:41I forgot you don't even need shaving cream.
00:07:44You're just a man-child with follicle issues.
00:07:49Whatever ends up with her, I must have feel it in the eyes, yeah.
00:08:04I was so relieved to see you.
00:08:06Something happened, uh, I lost the game.
00:08:08I thought I'd never see you again.
00:08:11I think it's time we call this what it is.
00:08:14And what is this?
00:08:15What I think it is, is...
00:08:18I want to be with you, and you want to be with me.
00:08:22As more than just friends.
00:08:24Oh, thank God.
00:08:26I honestly want that more than anything.
00:08:28You're my soulmate.
00:08:29Like, I like you so much.
00:08:30Okay, well, since we're dating now, um...
00:08:34I'm ready to send my photo.
00:08:36Wait, really?
00:08:38Yeah.
00:08:39Get ready.
00:08:45Okay.
00:08:47No face.
00:08:48Just the boobs.
00:08:50Is it a bad idea?
00:08:51But all my online friends said it's cool.
00:08:54PG-13 nudes are harmless.
00:08:56All the kids do this.
00:08:57You'll love it.
00:09:02Oh, this lighting hates me.
00:09:04Come on, Hayley.
00:09:05Confidence.
00:09:07You literally fight dragons online.
00:09:13Okay.
00:09:14Yeah.
00:09:15That's actually kind of...
00:09:20Oh my God.
00:09:22Seriously?
00:09:23Hello?
00:09:24Anyone?
00:09:27Don't look at me!
00:09:30Don't look at me!
00:09:32We're trying to have a Bible, are we?
00:09:33I don't think you're supposed to do it like that.
00:09:36Get out.
00:09:36Now!
00:09:37Fine.
00:09:39Ow!
00:09:40Damn it!
00:09:44Come on.
00:09:46Come on.
00:09:52Come on.
00:10:18You're helping me.
00:10:19Yeah, well, I didn't point on it, but here we are.
00:10:28Excuse you.
00:10:29These boobs are for someone else.
00:10:31I have a boyfriend, do we?
00:10:32That is shocking.
00:10:34Yeah, actually.
00:10:35And he'd probably kill you right now if you saw him flirting with me.
00:10:38Flirting?
00:10:38Yeah, don't lie to yourself.
00:10:40I've got a girlfriend, too.
00:10:41My thoughts and prayers to her.
00:10:42Hmm.
00:10:42Funny.
00:10:44Okay, well, can we just pretend this didn't happen and go our separate ways?
00:10:48Fine by me.
00:10:51Oh, I didn't know him.
00:10:54Well, the purple brawl, by the way.
00:10:56I like it in a weird way.
00:10:58I mean, I have my type, but, you know, power theory.
00:11:01I don't know.
00:11:01Would you just get out of here?
00:11:11Hopefully, guacamole wizard will like it, too.
00:11:15Jen, red alert.
00:11:17Cole and the new girl are for sure flirting.
00:11:19I think it's time to take drastic action.
00:11:23Don't be a coward.
00:11:25Just send it.
00:11:26Jen.
00:11:30Oh, my God.
00:11:33Here goes nothing.
00:11:40Still no response?
00:11:42Don't freak out.
00:11:43He's probably just busy.
00:11:48Give it back.
00:11:49Why?
00:11:50You don't want me to see your slutty little nude?
00:11:53Oh, this is actually a really good photo.
00:11:55Honestly, it's so good that I think the whole school should see it.
00:11:58Did you get it, Lindsay?
00:11:59Mm-hmm.
00:12:00Got it.
00:12:03What are you doing?
00:12:14Oh, my God.
00:12:18Oh, my God.
00:12:20Oh, my God.
00:12:21Oh, my God.
00:12:23Oh, my God.
00:12:33What's going on?
00:12:34Dude, your enemy's new just got put up on the big screen.
00:12:36What?
00:12:36Yeah.
00:12:51Come on.
00:12:53Let's see if these goods are photoshopped.
00:12:57Stop.
00:12:58Delete it, please.
00:12:58Delete it.
00:13:03Oh, my brave knight.
00:13:12I wish you were here with me right now.
00:13:18Oh, my God.
00:13:20Oh, cool.
00:13:21Your enemy's kind of hot.
00:13:23Since you're so into slutty photos, why don't we just go ahead and go full nude?
00:13:30Dan, no.
00:13:31No, no, no, no, no.
00:13:32No, Dan, stop.
00:13:35Don't.
00:13:35Don't.
00:13:36Don't.
00:13:39Don't.
00:13:39¡Trips! ¡Trips!
00:13:42¡Suscríbete al canal!
00:13:50¿My school enemy es mi abogado, mi abogado?
00:13:54¡Suscríbete al canal!
00:13:57¡Stop!
00:13:58¡Oh, Dios mío!
00:14:00Oh my God.
00:14:08Hey.
00:14:10You okay?
00:14:13Give that to me.
00:14:21Now, give the phone back, Jan.
00:14:23What the hell, Cole?
00:14:24I thought you would be happy.
00:14:30¿Cómo se siente que estás expuesto a la escuela?
00:14:32No bien, ¿eh?
00:14:33Ahora, si no puedes hacer esto de tu teléfono,
00:14:35te voy a expuesto a lo que más es fake de ti.
00:14:37Y sé que no es solo tu purse.
00:14:40¿Por qué estás defendiendo ella?
00:14:42Ella es el perro que tiene fotos de nude para los hombres.
00:14:44¡No!
00:14:46Nadie tiene más personalidad de todas las personas.
00:14:48Y si te metes con ella, te metes conmigo.
00:14:50¿Me escuchas?
00:14:56¿Cole es en mi lado ahora?
00:14:58¿Es él haciendo esto para jugar con mis sentimientos?
00:15:00I just need to be alone.
00:15:01All right.
00:15:03Hayley!
00:15:07Cole es un rígido,
00:15:09y ha dicho que somos enemigos.
00:15:11Pero...
00:15:12¿Por qué me dio a las botas cuando me miramos hoy?
00:15:17No te quedas tan tarde, honey.
00:15:19Love you, Mom.
00:15:22Wait, Mom.
00:15:27Do...
00:15:27Do...
00:15:28People change.
00:15:30Like...
00:15:31Can a spoiled brat
00:15:34somehow...
00:15:35become nice?
00:15:36Well, maybe just give them a second chance.
00:15:38Well, don't forget this, Martín.
00:16:00We just change the good.
00:16:08y mantiene mi escolaridad.
00:16:10Oh, estoy muy orgullo de ti.
00:16:13Y luego hay este hombre.
00:16:15Él tiene una venta contra mí,
00:16:17pero al mismo tiempo,
00:16:18es súper contradictorio.
00:16:19Es tan confundido.
00:16:21Parece que estás en este hombre.
00:16:23Parece que estás en este hombre.
00:16:25No, no estoy en este hombre.
00:16:27No, solo tú.
00:16:34Yo realmente me gustó tu foto, por lo que.
00:16:36¿Estás bien?
00:16:37¿Estás en este hombre?
00:16:38Estaba pensaba que sería mejor si nos encontríamos en persona.
00:16:41Eso es increíble.
00:16:42¿Cuándo?
00:16:43¿Cuándo?
00:16:43Bueno, en la escuela, en la balcón.
00:16:46Yo voy a llevar a la balcón.
00:16:47¿De acuerdo?
00:16:56Estoy about to meet mi hermano.
00:17:07No, no, no, no.
00:17:19I heard about you harassing Jen at school today, defending that nobody, Hayley girl.
00:17:25Hayley's not a nobody, Dad.
00:17:26Are those for her?
00:17:32What the fuck?
00:17:35What the fuck?
00:17:37I know what Hayley is, Cole.
00:17:39Her mother works as a maid at my office.
00:17:42That whole family is trash.
00:17:44Stay away from her.
00:17:45And what if I say no?
00:17:46Stay away from Hayley, Cole.
00:17:49Or I'll fire her mother.
00:17:51What if she found out that you were the one making her life miserable?
00:17:54I'm almost 18.
00:17:56Soon I'll have my inheritance.
00:17:57I hate to make Hayley wait, but she can't know who I am before I make sure her family is
00:18:02safe.
00:18:04You're sick.
00:18:06It's called watching out for your future.
00:18:14Oh, hi.
00:18:16I am Hayley.
00:18:17Yes.
00:18:18Mm-hmm.
00:18:19So nice to meet you.
00:18:21God.
00:18:22I'd give anything just to hear her say my name.
00:18:24But the moment she knows, I lose her forever.
00:18:29Thank you for the flowers.
00:18:31You're so nice.
00:18:36Guacamole wizard.
00:18:44You're waiting for your stupid little secret boyfriend?
00:18:47Pathetic.
00:18:48Maybe he's married.
00:18:50Or maybe he's fat.
00:18:51And maybe he's sitting on his life video.
00:18:55I don't want any more trouble.
00:18:58Why is guacamole wizard still not here?
00:19:01Oh, no.
00:19:01We're not here to give you any trouble.
00:19:03We just noticed that you didn't have any lunch.
00:19:05And so we thought we would bring you a sandwich.
00:19:08Eat it.
00:19:17Come on.
00:19:18I told you.
00:19:24So you thought you could just humiliate me in front of the entire school?
00:19:28You're a maid's daughter
00:19:29So you can go ahead and eat trash
00:19:32Guacamole wizard, where are you?
00:19:34Oh, and by the way
00:19:36Cole's not gonna come save you
00:19:37Because after all, he's rich
00:19:39Like me
00:19:44I'm nothing like you
00:19:50Yeah, I'm nothing like you
00:19:53Cole again?
00:19:54Why is he always here when I need help?
00:19:57Pick it up
00:19:58Cole, we were kidding
00:19:59It's ketchup
00:20:00Pick that bloody thing up
00:20:06I think you're gonna record this
00:20:15Didn't your dad tell you not to mess with Hailey anymore?
00:20:18Don't think you have leverage here
00:20:19Because I'll tell your mom how fucked up you are
00:20:22You're gonna hold that thing next to your face
00:20:24And do what I say
00:20:28I will leave Hailey alone
00:20:32I will leave Hailey alone
00:20:37Got it?
00:20:38Yeah
00:20:38Let's go
00:20:41What are you looking at?
00:20:45Got it?
00:20:46Let's go
00:20:54Uh, thank you
00:20:57Wow
00:20:59Never thought I'd hear you say that
00:21:03Why do you keep following me around?
00:21:05I just
00:21:07I happen to see you
00:21:09Were you waiting on someone?
00:21:11Yeah
00:21:12My boyfriend actually
00:21:15Well, he
00:21:17He kind of stood me up, so
00:21:19Maybe you didn't do it on purpose
00:21:22Maybe you gotta do it nice today
00:21:25Cole, are you being nice to me?
00:21:28You thought we were enemies
00:21:31I mean, I still find you incredibly annoying, though
00:21:33So
00:21:33Am I that annoying?
00:21:35Maybe you'll like me once you realize I have layers
00:21:37Are you trying to play with my feelings, Cole Edmonds?
00:21:40Because it's not gonna work
00:21:41I'm like those stupid, spoiled heiresses
00:21:49How'd that online board careers make you fall for her?
00:21:55He
00:21:55He makes me feel safe
00:21:58You would understand, though
00:22:05You understand better than you think
00:22:08Cole understands me better than I think
00:22:11Is he
00:22:14Why you touch him like this?
00:22:25If you keep staring, I'm gonna think you like what you see
00:22:29No, my
00:22:31My boyfriend has way better abs than you do
00:22:36In the game
00:22:38Oh, in the game, huh?
00:22:46Why does he have to smell so good?
00:22:52Are you that slow in the game, too?
00:22:55I can see why he likes you
00:23:07I can't do this
00:23:09I love my boyfriend
00:23:11And you will never understand that
00:23:13He's smart and he's kind
00:23:15And he loves me for who I am
00:23:18That is so much more important to me
00:23:20Than whatever this is between us
00:23:23I wish I could just tell her right now
00:23:33Wait, it couldn't be
00:23:36Cole, what was that notification on your phone?
00:23:41There's nothing
00:23:43Cole, who are you?
00:23:47What was that notification on your phone?
00:23:49It was my dad telling me my car
00:23:51I got done getting waxed
00:23:53Champagne problems, huh?
00:23:57You live such a tough life
00:24:03What was I thinking?
00:24:04We are from two different worlds
00:24:06He just wants to play with me
00:24:07But why did I want to kiss him so badly?
00:24:15Why didn't you come to school today?
00:24:16I got into a car accident
00:24:19Really?
00:24:20Are you okay?
00:24:21You have to keep me in the hospital till prom
00:24:23He was right
00:24:24Who?
00:24:25Nobody
00:24:26Which hospital are you staying at?
00:24:27I want to come visit you
00:24:28No, no, you can't
00:24:29I look miserable now
00:24:31You need to see me in style
00:24:33Fine, if you say so
00:24:36So, are we going to prom together?
00:24:38Hell yeah, we are
00:24:44Why would anyone want to sit next to her?
00:24:47Whoever needs a charity case
00:25:03Oh, you
00:25:05Oh, me
00:25:07Why is she so lucky?
00:25:09Cole's never been this way with any other girl
00:25:12People think you're really lucky to be my lab partner
00:25:14I'm sure you feel really lucky to be my lab partner
00:25:17Because you don't do any homework
00:25:24You finished it?
00:25:25It's okay
00:25:27We'll get to know each other more
00:25:28I'm a little bit curious about you actually
00:25:30I'm curious about you though
00:25:32Like, uh
00:25:33How close are you with your mom?
00:25:35What is he trying to do?
00:25:38It's none of your business
00:25:38But I'm very close with my mom
00:25:40I'd kill anyone who hurts her
00:25:45Does Colt genuinely want to know me?
00:25:56So
00:25:57Are you going to prom?
00:25:58Eh, maybe I will
00:26:00I don't know
00:26:01So you have a date
00:26:03Or shall I say a victim?
00:26:05Are you jealous of me?
00:26:07Me?
00:26:08Jealous?
00:26:09No, why would I be jealous?
00:26:10Oh, because I think you so secretly want me
00:26:12You are so full of yourself
00:26:14You can do this on your own
00:26:16Yeah
00:26:19No way
00:26:21It's a self-locking door
00:26:22Really?
00:26:24Miss Corma's going to be back in an hour
00:26:25I'm sure it'll be fine
00:26:25I'm stuck here with you for a full hour
00:26:28Okay
00:26:29Sorry, not by that bad
00:26:31I think maybe we can pick up
00:26:32Where we left off
00:26:34Don't worry
00:26:34Maybe trust me too
00:26:36Mm-mm
00:26:36We're keeping our distance this time actually
00:26:38Yeah
00:26:49That was my first kiss
00:26:53My first kiss was not supposed to go like that
00:26:55It was supposed to be special at prom
00:26:57And not just bumping lips
00:27:10You're really good at this
00:27:12Why don't you regret it?
00:27:14You know
00:27:16We can do more if you want
00:27:31Anyway, I've been wanting back a lot more than you're back
00:27:35So you want me?
00:27:39I think you know how much I want you
00:27:45Do you want me?
00:27:47I want you
00:27:53Oh shit
00:27:57Anyone in here?
00:28:00Oh my god
00:28:02How long have you two been in here?
00:28:03I really need to change this lock
00:28:05Are you two okay?
00:28:07Yeah
00:28:08Yeah, we're good
00:28:09We're okay
00:28:11Nice
00:28:18You're just going to pretend like that didn't happen
00:28:19What didn't happen?
00:28:21Hey, wait
00:28:22It's just hormones
00:28:24Jake
00:28:25Can you still play after your accident?
00:28:28Relax, I'm not dead
00:28:29Wait
00:28:29Car accident?
00:28:31Guacamole wizard?
00:28:37I gotta go
00:28:45Guacamole wizard
00:28:47Huh?
00:28:50Are you all better after your car accident?
00:28:53Do I know you?
00:28:54Why is he being so standoffish?
00:28:56Is he trying to give me a surprise?
00:28:58Or he heard something about Cole?
00:29:01You're crushing your soda can
00:29:04She thinks guacamole wizard is Jake Myers
00:29:06She was in a real car accident
00:29:08According to you, so is guacamole wizard
00:29:10I'm not going to take this anymore
00:29:12Cole, wait
00:29:15Oh, shit
00:29:20What's up, guys?
00:29:22Um
00:29:23We were just chatting
00:29:24Chatting about Jake's grand plans to kick balls?
00:29:27Was there something that you wanted, Cole?
00:29:31Hey
00:29:31I just figured I'd bring you some mozzarella sticks
00:29:35They're your favorite, right?
00:29:38How did you know that?
00:29:40Tough day, huh?
00:29:41There's no more mozzarella sticks in the cafeteria
00:29:43They're my favorite
00:29:45He couldn't be Cole
00:29:47Could he?
00:29:53The truth is, um
00:29:54A dickhead
00:29:57What do you honestly get out of here, bro?
00:29:58You came to my table, bro
00:30:00And knocked my ball away
00:30:08There it goes again
00:30:09Cole is jealous
00:30:11We got a problem here, Cole?
00:30:12We don't have a problem
00:30:14We don't have a problem
00:30:16Right?
00:30:17Tell Cole to get my ball
00:30:18And we don't have a problem
00:30:20Jake, it would take me forever
00:30:21To find one of your balls
00:30:25I have the ball now
00:30:26Can we stop measuring each other's dicks?
00:30:30Cole and Jake are fighting over Haley?
00:30:33Maybe I can use that
00:30:37Jake!
00:30:38Hey, what if I told you that I have an internship opportunity for you with my dad?
00:30:43Wait, seriously?
00:30:44Yeah, just one little catch
00:30:45You have to pretend to like Haley Roth
00:30:50All right, you have the rest of the period to work on your lab reports
00:30:53If you have any questions, I'll be at my desk
00:30:57I thought guacamole wizard would feel more like Cole
00:31:00But if he's really Jake, then maybe this was always going to end
00:31:04You've literally been sorry for five minutes
00:31:07I'm thinking
00:31:07About the report or about him?
00:31:09Why are you making it so weird about Jake?
00:31:11We literally made out of a sore dream
00:31:14Maybe I've known Jake longer
00:31:16No, you don't
00:31:17How do you know that?
00:31:18You're going to prom with someone else
00:31:20Stop acting like you're serious about me
00:31:21You have no idea
00:31:28Oh my god
00:31:29Is Jake asking me to prom?
00:31:44Haley, someone's here to see you
00:31:58Are you asking me to prom?
00:32:00Too cheesy?
00:32:02No, it's cute
00:32:04The accident, the mozzarella sticks
00:32:06He is guacamole wizard
00:32:08So, um, what do you think?
00:32:11You want to go to prom with me?
00:32:13I
00:32:14I should feel happy
00:32:16But why does this feel so wrong?
00:32:20Hey, can we not?
00:32:24Hey, can we not?
00:32:26Dude, seriously, what is your problem?
00:32:28My problem here, dude
00:32:29Is that me and my lab partner have work to do
00:32:31And you're out here to strike me with bad puns
00:32:33Wow
00:32:35That is some weak shit, man
00:32:37Oh
00:32:38That's weak shit?
00:32:39Is this weak shit?
00:32:43Oh my god
00:32:51Wow
00:32:51Wow
00:32:52He's got really pretty eyes
00:32:59Wait, I can't
00:33:00Colt, put me down
00:33:01Put me down
00:33:02Put me down
00:33:05Don't do that again
00:33:19New couple alert
00:33:21Fuck off, Jen
00:33:22Why do you hate me so much, Cole?
00:33:24You and I
00:33:24We're not that different
00:33:25And if you'd realize
00:33:27And give me a chance
00:33:28I think that we would make a great match
00:33:30Like, say, if you asked me
00:33:32To prom
00:33:33I might say yes
00:33:36Jen
00:33:37You want to go to prom
00:33:39With me
00:33:40Jen, you want to go to prom
00:33:42With me
00:33:43We're both hot
00:33:44And we're both rich
00:33:45And our dads have been in business
00:33:47Like, forever
00:33:48So
00:33:49How romantic
00:33:50I think I'll pass
00:33:53You're gonna regret this
00:33:55Cole Edmonds
00:34:00If I message
00:34:02Quarkamole Wizard
00:34:02I wonder if Jake's phone will thing
00:34:06What should we wear
00:34:08To prom?
00:34:18I'll talk to you later
00:34:20I'll see you around school, okay?
00:34:21Okay, yeah
00:34:21I'll see you later
00:34:22Bye
00:34:23He's so different
00:34:25Maybe he's still recovering
00:34:26From the accident?
00:34:30Haley?
00:34:36What are you doing?
00:34:39Jeez
00:34:40God
00:34:46Here, I'll get it
00:34:47I know
00:34:52Oh
00:34:53You're scared of me
00:34:54Seeing all the girls
00:34:54In your phone?
00:34:55I don't care
00:34:56I do care
00:34:59Here we are
00:35:16Don't put a problem with Jake
00:35:18I mean, he only knows
00:35:19You like mozzarella sticks
00:35:20Because of me
00:35:21He doesn't even know you
00:35:22And you do?
00:35:23How do you know
00:35:24I like mozzarella sticks?
00:35:25That's something
00:35:26I've only ever talked about
00:35:27Because
00:35:28I
00:35:28Pay attention
00:35:29And what you like
00:35:31I noticed it at lunch
00:35:33The first day
00:35:35You were watching me?
00:35:38Just
00:35:38Just don't go
00:35:39I apologize
00:35:53Move
00:35:56Cole is talking to Haley
00:35:57Again
00:35:58Your job is to keep them
00:35:59Away from each other
00:36:00Jake
00:36:01Unless you don't want
00:36:02That internship
00:36:02That my dad got you
00:36:03Obviously I do
00:36:04Okay
00:36:05Then break them up
00:36:06Idiot
00:36:08What do I do?
00:36:11I've got a few ideas
00:36:16Hey look
00:36:19Someone will take you to prom
00:36:20Alright, I promise
00:36:21Yeah?
00:36:22Really, like who?
00:36:23I mean, the whole school hates me
00:36:25Except for Jake
00:36:27And you
00:36:28But you're not asking me
00:36:31Hey
00:36:32Oh, hey Jake
00:36:33Hey, Hal
00:36:35I just wanted to thank you again
00:36:37I just wanted to thank you again for
00:36:37The other night
00:36:40The other night?
00:36:41Yeah, it was
00:36:43So
00:36:45Sexy
00:36:46You're so sexy
00:36:47Jake, what are you talking about?
00:36:50Wait, I'm talking about
00:36:52I hate to break it to you asshole
00:36:54But she's my prom date
00:37:00And she's a real tiger in the pet room
00:37:03Oh shit
00:37:05Oh shit
00:37:06Oh shit
00:37:10Oh
00:37:11Oh
00:37:11Oh
00:37:11Oh
00:37:17Oh my god
00:37:22Stop, guys
00:37:24Stop it
00:37:24Stop
00:37:25Stop
00:37:25What the hell is going on over there?
00:37:31Shit
00:37:31Es Principal Stephens.
00:37:33Tengo que salvar Cole, o sea, Jake.
00:37:35Tengo que salvar Jake.
00:37:41Oh my God, Principal Stephens,
00:37:44I'm so sorry.
00:37:45Hayley Rock,
00:37:47that's detention.
00:37:48After school,
00:37:50don't be late.
00:38:06Cole, what are you doing here?
00:38:08Can't we keep you company?
00:38:11It's the least I could do
00:38:12after you saved my ass today.
00:38:15The locker thing,
00:38:16that was an accident.
00:38:18Oh, sure.
00:38:20So, uh,
00:38:22you and Jake, huh?
00:38:25No.
00:38:26He lied about that.
00:38:28I don't know why, though.
00:38:29Good.
00:38:30I don't know why, you know,
00:38:32the father of the asshole,
00:38:33every time he looks at you,
00:38:34makes me sick to my stomach.
00:38:36Thinking about him touching you,
00:38:38kissing you.
00:38:40I could kill him.
00:38:43Promise me you won't go to prom with him.
00:38:48Okay, fine.
00:38:49I won't.
00:38:53Because I want to go to prom with you.
00:38:57Okay, everyone,
00:38:58let's start off by mixing
00:38:59our sodium bicarbonate.
00:39:08Oh, my God,
00:39:09I am so fed up with this.
00:39:19Oops.
00:39:28Sorry.
00:39:30I tripped.
00:39:31No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:39:32Jet.
00:39:33What?
00:39:34It always has to be about her,
00:39:35doesn't it?
00:39:39They're dead.
00:39:41They're both dead.
00:39:42Oh.
00:39:44How am I going to be able to talk to guacamole wizard?
00:39:48Oh.
00:39:49What are you?
00:39:50Are you almost crying?
00:39:53It's probably because you can't afford a new one.
00:39:56Jen,
00:39:57what's going on over there?
00:40:09What's going on is Jen
00:40:10is getting a taste of her own medicine.
00:40:12This is burning.
00:40:14Mr. Edmonds.
00:40:15Oh, please.
00:40:15It's baking soda and water.
00:40:16You're fine.
00:40:17Detention.
00:40:18Today,
00:40:19after school.
00:40:20Shit.
00:40:22Shit.
00:40:25Shit.
00:40:27Shit.
00:40:28Shit.
00:40:32Jake, hey.
00:40:34Oh, uh, sorry.
00:40:36Got to get to student council.
00:40:40Hey,
00:40:40you didn't even try the rice trick.
00:40:42The rice trick?
00:40:46Yeah.
00:40:48You don't know about the...
00:40:50Come on.
00:41:03Hey.
00:41:04Um,
00:41:05Ella.
00:41:07It's Emma.
00:41:08Yeah,
00:41:09that's what I said.
00:41:10Can you hack a broken laptop?
00:41:19Hey,
00:41:20it's going to be okay.
00:41:22We'll pour out in a few more minutes
00:41:24and it'll be like the whole thing never happened.
00:41:26No,
00:41:26it's not just the phone or the laptop.
00:41:29It means,
00:41:29it means I can't.
00:41:31Can't what?
00:41:35I talked to a friend online.
00:41:37He's really important to me.
00:41:42And I'm sure
00:41:44you're really important to him.
00:41:55No,
00:41:56cool.
00:41:56If you look past
00:41:58all that hair gel
00:41:59and
00:42:00big ol' ego
00:42:01and
00:42:01rich kid for bravo.
00:42:03Okay, okay.
00:42:04I get it.
00:42:07You're kind of sweet.
00:42:13Hey,
00:42:13look at that.
00:42:15Oh, my God.
00:42:17Thank you.
00:42:19Oh, my God.
00:42:20You're a miracle worker.
00:42:22You're a miracle worker.
00:42:27Oh, www.
00:42:28What is taking so long?
00:42:29Oh, my God.
00:42:41¡Oh, Dios mío!
00:42:49¡Morning, valley whore!
00:42:51¿Cómo estás en el castillo?
00:42:58¿Valley whore? ¿Qué están hablando?
00:43:15¡Morning, valley whore!
00:43:16Guacamole wizard, ¿cuándo podemos estar juntos en persona?
00:43:19Guacamole wizard, ¿cuándo te quiero tan mal, que te sueño de tocarme?
00:43:23¡Oh, Dios mío! ¡Someguen has hacked mis mensajes de Castillo Clamers!
00:43:26¡Túch me, guacamole wizard!
00:43:29¡Yeah! ¡Hey, valley whore!
00:43:31¡Show them what you really like!
00:43:51¡Oh, Dios mío!
00:43:51¡Here you go!
00:43:52¡Here, this is for you!
00:43:58¡Oh! ¿You like what I've done with the place?
00:44:00¡You hacked my laptop!
00:44:03¡Oh, no, it wasn't me!
00:44:04¡It was that kid, Ella!
00:44:05¡But I definitely gotta reap the benefits!
00:44:08What kind of incel sex over a video game, Haley?
00:44:11What are you, catfishing this guy?
00:44:12No, I'm not trying to catfish him.
00:44:14Hey, everyone!
00:44:15I think valley whore's a catfish.
00:44:19Because who in their right mind would spend their time thirsting over you?
00:44:47Stop it! Stop! Stop!
00:44:51I thought I'd said the janitor's in time.
00:44:57Jane!
00:44:58Hey!
00:45:00Now's the time.
00:45:02Tell them.
00:45:03Tell them what?
00:45:04That's your guacamole wizard.
00:45:07Who's guacamole wizard?
00:45:10Here you go.
00:45:13Oh, my God.
00:45:15Did you think that Jake was your secret little online boyfriend?
00:45:18Oh, sweetie.
00:45:19I've been bribing him this whole time to pretend to like you.
00:45:22What?
00:45:23Why would you do that?
00:45:24Oh, I don't know, Cole.
00:45:25Why do you think I would do that?
00:45:28Jake, is this true?
00:45:30Have you been pretending to like me this whole time?
00:45:33Sorry.
00:45:35It was nothing personal?
00:45:42Yeah, nothing personal.
00:45:49All right, all right, all right.
00:45:52Enough!
00:45:52What in the world is going on here?
00:45:55Is that a leaf blower?
00:45:56That's all him.
00:45:57Okay, well, you both have detention, so...
00:46:04Let me get this straight.
00:46:06You stole a leaf blower and defaced school property?
00:46:10It wasn't school property, Dad.
00:46:11It was Jen's cyber boy's spreadsheets.
00:46:13Jesus Christ, how does she always get away with this shit?
00:46:17Could it be because her father's running for Senate, Cole?
00:46:19You think that's what it could be?
00:46:21Who cares?
00:46:22I care.
00:46:24And I hear she's got an eye for you.
00:46:26So you're taking her to prom.
00:46:28What?
00:46:29I don't know, over my dead body.
00:46:30Oh, because you like that Haley girl?
00:46:33I'm firing her mother right now.
00:46:35No, no, please don't.
00:46:37Please.
00:46:37Then you're taking Jen to prom.
00:46:40Max's dad called.
00:46:41He said he's having a party tomorrow.
00:46:43You're going to go, and you're going to ask Jen to prom.
00:46:46End of discussion.
00:46:53Come on, you big coward.
00:46:54Message him.
00:46:56Just do it, just do it.
00:47:00You must think I'm the biggest idiot.
00:47:09I could never think that.
00:47:15But I thought you were Jake.
00:47:17Please, can't you just tell me now?
00:47:19I think I've had enough public humiliation for one lifetime.
00:47:25I heard that guy Max is throwing a party tomorrow.
00:47:28If you want, I'll meet you there.
00:47:42You got this, Haley.
00:47:44Just take a deep breath.
00:47:45You got this.
00:47:47You got this.
00:47:51You look beautiful.
00:47:55Thank you, Mom.
00:48:14Hey, Haley.
00:48:15I'm glad you came.
00:48:16You look so pretty.
00:48:18Hi.
00:48:18Hey, Max.
00:48:20Your house is gorgeous.
00:48:21I mean...
00:48:22No, it's just my parents' blood money.
00:48:23You know, they're upstairs watching The Last of Us right now?
00:48:26They don't care about shit.
00:48:27Get drunk, girl.
00:48:28Woo!
00:48:42What are you doing here, valley whore?
00:48:46Looks like the catfish came out of the pond.
00:48:49Hey, everyone.
00:48:50Let's give it up for valley whore.
00:48:51Valley whore!
00:48:56Jen, why are you doing this?
00:48:58What have I even done to you?
00:48:59To me, oh, I'm actually concerned about our whole community because those little cringy
00:49:04messages on your castle game, those are concerning.
00:49:07Actually, I'm kind of a little bit of a perv.
00:49:10Did you know that, Haley?
00:49:11She's a little pervy princess.
00:49:13Pervy princess!
00:49:16Pervy princess!
00:49:18Pervy princess!
00:49:20Pervy princess!
00:49:22Hey, let's get pervy tonight.
00:49:24Leave me alone.
00:49:27Is there a fire?
00:49:29Okay, we set off the alarm.
00:49:43Paul?
00:49:53Oh!
00:49:54Huh?
00:49:56Oh!
00:49:57Oh!
00:50:00Whoa!
00:50:02This scheme!
00:50:04This scheme chastes Inc.
00:50:21¿Estás él?
00:50:24¿Puedes dejar de encontrar tu chico, chico, chico, chico?
00:50:27¿Ok? Cole no es él.
00:50:29¿Y? ¿Estamos a ir a la proma juntos?
00:50:31No, no.
00:50:32Sí, tú eres.
00:50:34Es bien.
00:50:35Te puedes ser honestos de tus sentimientos.
00:50:37¿Y tú?
00:50:39¿Tú?
00:50:39¿Tú todo el tiempo?
00:50:43Oh my God, I am such an idiot.
00:50:46Hey, wait.
00:50:51Hey, wait.
00:50:53Please, Elise, take my jacket.
00:50:54You know, if you really wanted to humiliate me,
00:50:57you didn't have to go to the extra effort.
00:50:58Jen was doing just fine.
00:50:59I wasn't trying to humiliate you.
00:51:01Then what were you trying to do?
00:51:02I guess you.
00:51:04Obviously, the wet clothes were just an added bonus.
00:51:06I knew I shouldn't have trusted you.
00:51:08So, what about guacamole, was it?
00:51:12What are you?
00:51:21Who is that?
00:51:23Just the devil.
00:51:26Get in the car.
00:51:30I'm not going to ask you again, Cole.
00:51:32Get in the car.
00:51:33Dad, can you just act normal for once
00:51:35and please introduce yourself to Haley?
00:51:36Haley, I already assumed that's who this was.
00:51:40I'm a stripedance.
00:51:41So, you're the scholarship trash
00:51:44that's hell-bent on ruining Cole's life?
00:51:47Well, I've got news for you, young lady.
00:51:49My son is going to marry a good girl
00:51:51from a respectable family.
00:51:54And that's not you.
00:51:55You will be forgotten.
00:51:57You're a maid's daughter
00:51:58and your mom works for me.
00:52:01Stay away from him
00:52:02or I swear to God
00:52:04your mother is fire.
00:52:07Dad, stop!
00:52:08Don't you touch my family.
00:52:10I'll stay away.
00:52:12Haley, come on.
00:52:13You don't mean that.
00:52:16I hate everything you stand for.
00:52:19I hate your greed
00:52:20and your callousness
00:52:21and your elitist ideas
00:52:23of what you think
00:52:23a good person looks like.
00:52:25I hate everything about you.
00:52:27I hate all of it.
00:52:28I don't want any part of it.
00:52:31So, Cole,
00:52:33go with your dad.
00:52:35Haley!
00:52:39Fuck this.
00:52:41Fuck me.
00:52:44No laptop
00:52:45and no phone
00:52:46for a week.
00:52:47Ever since mom died,
00:52:48you've turned into this cold patriarch.
00:52:50Haley, not that's real love.
00:52:51Why do you have to make me so miserable?
00:52:53I promised your mother
00:52:54I would make you a success, son.
00:52:56even if it meant
00:52:58saving you from yourself.
00:53:06Hi, Haley.
00:53:08I'm Emma.
00:53:09I know you are.
00:53:10Right.
00:53:11I just felt kind of bad
00:53:13that I accidentally helped
00:53:14and ruin your life.
00:53:16So, I wanted to return
00:53:17your laptop to you.
00:53:18Good as new.
00:53:24Oh, wow.
00:53:25Thanks, Emma.
00:53:27Okay, bye.
00:53:32One down,
00:53:34one to go.
00:53:35You're so cool.
00:53:37I know, Emma.
00:53:38Want to go to prom?
00:53:39Why not?
00:53:41Let's get these lovers together.
00:53:48Hi, Mr. Edmunds.
00:53:49Hi, Max.
00:53:51And Max's friend.
00:53:52Sorry, we weren't expecting you.
00:53:54Cole's grounded.
00:53:56Oh, he is?
00:53:57But it was his 18th birthday today.
00:54:00What can I say, Max?
00:54:02Actions have consequences.
00:54:04Birthday or no, Cole is grounded.
00:54:07Well, that really sucks
00:54:08because he's also the president
00:54:11of the prom committee.
00:54:12We were supposed to review budgets today.
00:54:15Cole?
00:54:16My son, Cole?
00:54:18Reviewing budgets.
00:54:19He's never reviewed a budget
00:54:20a day in his life.
00:54:22Well, Mr. Edmunds,
00:54:22today could be that day.
00:54:24And we just have to give him back
00:54:24this school-sanctioned laptop
00:54:26so we can get back to his very important
00:54:28and very respectable budgetary work.
00:54:39Go away!
00:54:43Max, what...
00:54:45What are you guys doing here?
00:54:46Happy birthday, Cole.
00:54:48I brought you my laptop
00:54:49and logged into your Castle Claimers account.
00:54:51Just get it back to me by tomorrow.
00:54:53What's going on?
00:54:54Dude, it's your 18th birthday.
00:54:56You can tell Haley who you are now.
00:54:58You can be together.
00:54:59Just log into this stupid game
00:55:01and tell the girl who you love
00:55:02who you really are.
00:55:04No.
00:55:05I'll tell her myself.
00:55:07Sneak me in your car.
00:55:15Welcome to the wizard.
00:55:18Mom, I'm fine.
00:55:20I just need some time alone.
00:55:29Open the door.
00:55:31Wait, what?
00:55:33He's here?
00:55:41It's you.
00:55:43I should have given you this to you a long time ago.
00:55:47Haley, I wanted to tell you
00:55:48who I was from the very beginning.
00:55:49and my dad threatened to fire your mom.
00:55:52And I had to wait a really long time
00:55:53to tell you who I was.
00:55:55I got my inheritance.
00:55:57And I can protect you and your family,
00:55:59so you don't have to choose.
00:56:12Haley, I understand that this changes things.
00:56:17If you don't love me the way
00:56:19you love guacamole wizard,
00:56:20but I...
00:56:23Look, I need you to know I love you.
00:56:36Nicole, I love you.
00:56:38You do?
00:56:40Yes, you idiot.
00:56:42I've loved you for months.
00:56:43I mean,
00:56:44this whole guacamole wizard thing
00:56:46was so confusing, though,
00:56:47because I had to be loyal to him,
00:56:49and...
00:56:50But you're him.
00:56:52You didn't expect her.
00:56:54I...
00:56:54I mean,
00:56:55I...
00:56:56I always hoped it was you.
00:56:59Until you hoped.
00:57:01Yes.
00:57:02I hoped it was you.
00:57:04You were always there for me.
00:57:09You're really fucking hot.
00:57:15Hey, uh...
00:57:16One of those things I said we could do...
00:57:20May I go?
00:57:21Yeah.
00:57:24Take my clothes off.
00:57:26Yeah, no, don't worry.
00:57:27Mm-hmm.
00:57:30I'm so real to you.
00:57:32Just be on me.
00:57:35I'm so real to you.
00:57:38Oh, oh.
00:57:40Oh, oh.
00:57:42Oh, oh.
00:57:42Oh, oh.
00:57:43Just be on me.
00:57:45Oh, oh.
00:57:49Oh, oh.
00:57:50Oh, oh.
00:57:51Oh, oh.
00:57:51Oh, oh.
00:57:52Oh, oh.
00:57:52Ten out of ten.
00:57:53Oh.
00:57:54Yeah.
00:57:55What do again?
00:57:56Okay, sex for sex with me specifically.
00:57:58I've only ever had sex with you specifically.
00:58:02All right.
00:58:02All right, that's fair.
00:58:04I'll, uh...
00:58:05I'll take that as a win.
00:58:11What is my life now?
00:58:12Am I being nice to Cole Eggman's?
00:58:15Mm, oh, God, no.
00:58:16I fully expect you to continue to berate me endlessly.
00:58:21No, I'll just...
00:58:22I'll just lust behind it.
00:58:24There's always been lust behind it.
00:58:25I'll see you in a minute, Norm.
00:58:27Stop it.
00:58:31Um, same.
00:58:33Isn't promenade?
00:58:35I think you know if it's promenade.
00:58:38Okay.
00:58:40But the real question is, do you got a date?
00:58:44Cole, are you asking me to prom?
00:58:46I would have asked you earlier, but Jay kind of gave me to the gym.
00:58:50Oh, God, please don't mention his name again.
00:58:52I don't want to hear it.
00:58:54Yeah, you don't have to ask me twice.
00:58:55But I don't even have a dress.
00:58:58Later.
00:59:03I just slept with Cole Edmonds, and I'm in love with Cole Edmonds.
00:59:07Who would have guessed?
00:59:12I thought...
00:59:13only the best for my princess.
00:59:15Where did you get that?
00:59:18I might have gotten you a dress on the off chance that you...
00:59:23might have wanted to go to prom with me, and maybe had nothing to wear.
00:59:28Of course, they're going to prom with you.
00:59:34Mr. Edmonds, I didn't expect you to be here.
00:59:38Cole, are you here?
00:59:40Cole, are you here?
00:59:42Shh.
00:59:43Hurry.
00:59:44Mr. Edmonds, you can't just park into my house like this.
00:59:47You're cold, you are in big trouble.
01:00:06Hey, uh...
01:00:07You almost done in there?
01:00:08You try changing into an evening gown in a bunch of thorny bushes.
01:00:14Okay, I'm ready.
01:00:26What do you think?
01:00:30My God, Haley, you are the most beautiful thing I have ever seen.
01:00:37I just hunched over in a car mirror to do this lipstick.
01:00:40You're not messing it up for at least 20 minutes.
01:00:4320 more minutes.
01:00:44We're in.
01:00:46Deal.
01:00:49Thank you all for using the prom voting site to cast your votes.
01:00:54I hear we have a winner.
01:00:57And your 2026 prom queen is Jen Longfellow.
01:01:04Oh, thank you.
01:01:06Oh, my God.
01:01:08Thank you guys so much.
01:01:11Seriously, this makes the world to me.
01:01:12But I mean, like, who else would win, right?
01:01:16Oh, this is just the perfect moment.
01:01:22Oh, my God.
01:01:23Oh, my God, that's Haley and Cole.
01:01:26It was fun.
01:01:27It's very sad.
01:01:33Hey, uh...
01:01:34Most of the time that's up.
01:01:35No.
01:01:36But who cares?
01:01:39Hell yeah.
01:01:40Woo!
01:01:43Ew, literally, what the fuck?
01:01:45Dang it.
01:01:46Language.
01:01:47I am the queen, okay?
01:01:48She's just a little pervy princess.
01:01:51Come on.
01:01:51Everyone say it with me.
01:01:52Pervy princess.
01:01:54Pervy princess.
01:01:55Pervy princess.
01:01:57Pervy princess.
01:02:00Wait.
01:02:02Wait, wait, wait.
01:02:03What are those?
01:02:04Those are texts between me and my dad.
01:02:06Make Cole Edmonds fall in love with you.
01:02:09His dad's month is essential to funding my campaign.
01:02:13Don't worry, Daddy.
01:02:14If I can't have him, no one can.
01:02:17I'm going to destroy Haley Roth's life.
01:02:21Is this real?
01:02:22Jen's crazy.
01:02:24Who did this?
01:02:26Who did this?
01:02:29What?
01:02:30You exploited me for a hacking job and didn't think I was going to hack your phone?
01:02:34You little skit.
01:02:36You know, Jen, as the principal, I'm supposed to remain impartial and above all of this petty
01:02:44drama.
01:02:45But quite frankly, you are the worst.
01:02:49And I think it's time that you are expelled from Edmonds Academy.
01:02:53You can't do that.
01:02:54I'm the principal, so, uh, yes, I can.
01:03:06There was no internship.
01:03:09You lied to me.
01:03:16Haley, catch.
01:03:22Oh, my princess finally has a crown.
01:03:26Now all I need is my handsome prince.
01:03:28Oh.
01:03:29Yeah, no can do.
01:03:31All I have to offer is a Bowie Knight with a chip on his shoulder and an awesome sense of
01:03:37humor.
01:03:37Oh, how can I refuse?
01:03:45Oh, no, that's my dad.
01:03:49We are going home right now.
01:03:52You disobeyed me for the last time, boy.
01:03:55Yeah, I'm not a boy, dad.
01:03:57You talk all the time about wanting a man that's worthy of the family last name.
01:04:01Yet, you can't see I've already become that man.
01:04:05And it's because of Haley.
01:04:07And you can accept that?
01:04:08I'll make my own path.
01:04:10And best believe me, I can.
01:04:12I'll say this.
01:04:14That's the most backbone I've ever seen in you, Cole.
01:04:27I'm so proud of you.
01:04:30I kind of done with all you being by my side.
01:04:34That was terrifying.
01:04:35It's not like we haven't slayed a dragon before, though, so.
01:04:40I love you, Bella Quinn.
01:04:41I love you, guacamole wizard.
01:04:44Oh, my God, I gotta change that username.
01:04:46Yeah, you do.
01:04:47Hey.
01:04:47Oh, my God, I gotta change that username.
01:04:51Oh, my God, I gotta change that username.
01:04:52Oh, my God, I gotta change that username.
01:04:53Oh, my God, I gotta change that username.
01:04:54Oh, my God, I gotta change that username.
01:04:54Oh, my God, I gotta change that username.
01:04:56Oh, my God, I gotta change that username.
01:04:57Oh, my God, I gotta change that username.
01:04:58Oh, my God, I gotta change that username.
01:04:58Oh, my God, I gotta change that username.
01:04:59Oh, my God, I gotta change that username.
01:05:01Oh, my God, I gotta change that username.
01:05:02Gracias.
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