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Mama June From Not to Hot S08E05 The Naked Truth
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00:00Previously on Mama June.
00:02What's wrong now?
00:03Our whole backyard caught a fire.
00:05The fire department said they think it's arson.
00:07I don't even want to go back to that house until they figure all this out.
00:10What are y'all going to do about the bridal shower?
00:12Maybe we could do it at your house.
00:14You can have it here, Jessie.
00:15With the shower now at my place, Josh and Darren finally came face to face.
00:20Seeing Pumpkin and Darren together really makes my damn skin crawl.
00:24I'm not going to hang out.
00:25I wish that was the only drama that day.
00:28Where y'all staying at?
00:29We're staying at a hotel right now.
00:30Mama couldn't help herself from trying to one-up Trina.
00:33I decided I think y'all need to come stay with me.
00:36So you can suck at Trina.
00:38She's just ridiculous.
00:39Jessie and Cheyenne moved in with Mama, but they came with a plan.
00:43Hey, Junebug, we're here.
00:45I'm upstairs.
00:46Cozy up to Mama and her checkbook.
00:49And then you got, boom, the winning of her dreams.
00:51Sounds like a plan.
00:53Meanwhile, Alana had some great news about college.
00:56I did make the Dean's List.
00:57You're going to do like a ceremony or something?
00:58It's like this week coming up.
01:00She also had some tata spiel.
01:02I haven't really talked to Josh.
01:04Like, after the divorce, he kind of just disappeared.
01:06I thought the last person that would just not talk to me ever again was Josh.
01:11Life has been very rough on me, so I don't want to pile that on anybody else.
01:16It was time he buckled up and listened to what I had to say.
01:19They're doing Alana ceremony for the Dean's List and stuff.
01:22I would love to go.
01:23If you want to watch the kids for a couple days, all I want to do is come by and
01:26say bye to the kids.
01:27I just need you to be cordial with Darren.
01:29I have not healed or moved on like you have.
01:32You've been happy-go-lucky.
01:33I've been miserable.
01:44You moved on to another relationship and another child.
01:47So, like, if I can be cordial with that aspect, why can't you be cordial?
01:53You're so ill at me because I moved on.
01:56You moved on way farther than I did.
02:01No.
02:01You moved on all.
02:02You made a whole other family.
02:05You made a whole other family.
02:11I haven't got to be a child, Pumpkin, because it wasn't supposed to happen.
02:15I wasn't even in a relationship.
02:16You know how to prevent it.
02:17You know how to prevent it.
02:18You know how to prevent it.
02:19I wasn't in a relationship with the person and haven't been up until a certain point.
02:23You moved faster than anybody else.
02:25I haven't moved anything.
02:26I moved out.
02:26You moved him in.
02:28No, it didn't work like that, actually.
02:29Yeah.
02:30me.
02:30No, it didn't.
02:32Your anger is the problem, and it has continued to be a problem.
02:36We've been divorced a year, and you still can't get him under control.
02:39All I'm saying is he tries to be cordial.
02:41You don't try to be cordial ever, ever, ever, ever.
02:46Pumpkin wanted this whole divorce thing, and I don't get why I should even be on her timeline
02:52at all or play nice with Darren.
02:55I don't have to move as fast as she wants me to.
02:58You're going to have to, at some point, get over the fact that me and Darren are together.
03:03I have my kids with you.
03:05I didn't have my kids with you and him.
03:06I don't need to talk to him.
03:07I don't have a reason to associate.
03:08I don't mind nodding my head to acknowledge that he's in the room, but I don't have nothing for him.
03:14That's all I ask.
03:14I'm not asking y'all to be friends.
03:16I mean, really, for me, it's just like taking baby steps so that hopefully one day, like, it not be
03:21like it is now.
03:24We have four kids plus Alana, so, like, we're still going to have to deal with each other.
03:29We're still going to have to be cordial.
03:31We're still going to have to figure out things with the kids, so we're going to have to associate, like,
03:36that doesn't just go away.
03:43I mean, at the end of the day, regardless of everything else, like, I just want to start being cordial.
03:47So, I'll pick up the veal for breakfast.
03:51You're going to find you in flight.
03:53You can come by and see the kids, as long as it's cordial.
03:59I think it'll be good for me to go see her, because I do miss her.
04:03So, to Colorado, I go.
04:06Well, all right.
04:07I do need to go see Alana.
04:08And the Dean's List is super important, so that's something that I don't want to miss.
04:13So, I guess I'm going to take the time and haul ass to Colorado.
04:17You can thank me later, because Alana's going to be so happy to see you.
04:21I'll see the details.
04:22Yeah.
04:25Thanks for breakfast.
04:26You're welcome.
04:42Have you guys tried okra before?
04:44No, have you.
04:45What is that, a plant?
04:46It's up now.
04:47Oh.
04:49Is it not a pack?
04:50It's a fried thing.
04:51Yeah, like a green, it looks like a plant.
04:53It's a South thing, though.
04:55One of the coolest things about living in Colorado is that you get to meet new people from, like, all
05:00over the place.
05:01My friends are from everywhere.
05:02And I get to teach them things, and they get to teach me things.
05:06Like, they didn't even know what okra was.
05:08Have you told your family that you made the Dean's List?
05:10Yes, I did.
05:11Were they excited?
05:12Yeah, they were so happy.
05:13I honestly didn't believe it.
05:14Girl, me either.
05:15When I got the email, I was like, is this fake?
05:17I know.
05:18I was like, there's no way.
05:19Mine was right at a 3.75, so I was on, like, the borderline.
05:23Period.
05:23But you didn't.
05:24Yeah.
05:25And that's all that matters.
05:26Period.
05:27Pre-college, Alana, I don't, like, I do not think I would have made the Dean's List.
05:32So, to be able to be in college now, like, in nursing school, and, like, actually making the Dean's List
05:38is, like, a pretty big accomplishment for me.
05:40Because college has really opened my eyes to be like, okay, like, we really need to learn here.
05:45Okay, I think we should cheers to, like, nursing school.
05:49Like, Clint's List.
05:50We're really out here doing this thing.
05:51Mm-hmm.
05:52Well, like, basically, we're, like, 50% a nurse.
05:55Yeah.
05:5650%.
05:56Cheers to that.
05:57And then after this semester, we'll be 75% a nurse.
06:01And then after we'll be 100% a nurse.
06:02And then after we'll be 100% a nurse.
06:04Yes!
06:04I can't wait till they give me that diploma.
06:07I know.
06:08Grilled chicken sandwich with barbecue mac.
06:11Nice.
06:12Thank you.
06:12Anything else I can grab for you guys?
06:13Um, I think we're good right now.
06:15Thank you, though.
06:15Thank you.
06:16Enjoy.
06:16Thank you.
06:17So, are you gonna go to, like, the Dean's Ceremony thing?
06:19I am.
06:20How about you?
06:21I don't know.
06:21I'm a little undecided.
06:22I think I might go, though.
06:23So, there's a ceremony tomorrow for the Dean's List, and I guess you just, like, get your name called, and
06:29then you get your certificate.
06:30I mean, it's not a super big event, but it is cool to get recognized for all my hard work.
06:35Have you told your family or your mom that you made the Dean's List yet?
06:37I just feel like if I tell my mom, like, she's gonna go crazy, because, like, she already calls me
06:41all the time asking for medical advice.
06:43So, she's gonna be like, well, now you can just perform a surgery on me now.
06:47And I'm like, girl, I'm not a doctor.
06:49My mom, like, I'm reading her, like, what I'm studying, and she'll be like, oh, my gosh, I think I
06:53have that.
06:53That was me the other day when we were studying.
06:56One of the things they don't really tell you about nursing school is, like, when you really start to know
07:00the diagnosis, like, you start to diagnose yourself.
07:03They're like, one of the signs and symptoms is, like, a headache.
07:06And I'm like, wait, I have a headache right now.
07:08Like, do I have this?
07:10Like, am I finna die?
07:17It's Josh.
07:21I don't think I'm gonna answer.
07:25Yeah, I'm not gonna answer.
07:27Why do you think he called you?
07:28Probably just, like, a but now.
07:29Probably didn't mean to.
07:30Mm-hmm.
07:31That's what I can think.
07:33Because we haven't talked in so long.
07:34Like, why out the blue would you just call me?
07:37I never thought that Josh would just absolutely ghost me.
07:40Like, a few weeks went by, and I didn't really think much of it.
07:44You know, he was going through the divorce.
07:45A few months go by, and I'm like, oh, okay, so we're just not gonna speak to Lana anymore?
07:52What am I supposed to do?
07:54I'm thinking that me and Josh are still gonna have a good relationship after the divorce?
07:58Nope.
08:00Do you think you're calling back?
08:02I don't know.
08:03Probably not.
08:05But anyways, what are we gonna do tonight?
08:08We should go out.
08:08Maybe go to, like, an arcade or something?
08:10Yeah.
08:11Yeah.
08:11I love a good arcade.
08:12I wanna win big!
08:21Hey, yeah, I got red.
08:23You got red?
08:24What you saying?
08:24I got red.
08:26You know how to draw?
08:27No, I don't.
08:29You wanna play tic-tac-toe?
08:31Mommy?
08:31Yeah, baby?
08:32My daddy's coming.
08:33I don't know exactly what time.
08:34I just know he's coming.
08:37You sure you don't want me to leave?
08:39Everything's gonna be okay?
08:40I think so.
08:41It doesn't sound too convincing.
08:43Mom!
08:43If Josh says anything to sleep, just bite your tongue.
08:46You hear me?
08:48Sure.
08:49Josh is coming by this morning to say goodbye to the kids
08:51before he goes to Denver and try to make amends with Lana.
08:55I hope what I told him about being cordial with Darren for the sake of the kids
08:58really stuck in his brain for him.
09:13First time I've ever dealt with showing up to my old house,
09:16see that guy that's playing house in my house with my ex-wife and my kids,
09:21it's just, it's painful.
09:26I don't care what anybody says about divorce.
09:29It's a hundred times worse than you can imagine.
09:33Hey, you.
09:40Coming up on Mama June.
09:41June, boy.
09:43No, this isn't porno.
09:46Hey.
09:47My first thought is what the hell is he doing here?
09:49My second thought is what the hell is he doing here?
09:52So, haven't heard from you in a while.
09:55There's some stuff that blew up a lot of red flags for me.
09:59It's no secret that, you know, I don't like Cheyenne.
10:02She's always got something slick to say.
10:04I feel like she's controlling to Jessica.
10:06Do you really even like me, Jean?
10:15I mean, how are you doing?
10:17Hey, you.
10:24What's up?
10:25What's up, boy?
10:26Hey, Daddy, look, I've got tattoos!
10:30No!
10:31Daddy, look, I've got tattoos!
10:33You've got tattoos.
10:34I've got tattoos!
10:35Give me kisses.
10:36Oh!
10:37Daddy, get up.
10:39Mwah!
10:41I love you.
10:41See you when I get back, okay?
10:43Okay, how long are you going to be gone for?
10:45Oh, it's just a couple days, you poop.
10:46Okay.
10:47Hey, I'm gonna go bye-bye.
10:49Hey, Daddy.
10:49No, you stay with Mommy for a few days.
10:51Stay with Mommy for a few days, okay?
10:52Thank God for my kids, man, because the second they ran up to me, I didn't give a damn if
10:57they was in the room or not.
10:58I came here to see my kids before I go off and see Ilana, so I don't really have time
11:03for that dude.
11:04Hey, you gonna go give Daddy love him?
11:06He's gonna be gone for a few days.
11:07Go give him some loves.
11:11I miss you.
11:13Yeah, and I love you.
11:15I love you.
11:15I'll see you in a couple days, okay?
11:17Okay.
11:18Give me kisses.
11:18Mwah!
11:19Okay.
11:22Appreciate it.
11:23You're welcome.
11:24Tell Ilana, say hey.
11:25I will.
11:26I'll see you all later.
11:27Bye, Daddy!
11:28Love ya.
11:31That did go pretty good.
11:32He's okay.
11:32Yeah, I didn't even say what's up.
11:35That could have 100% went the wrong way, and now I kind of feel like we're getting somewhere.
11:42Everybody's acting like adults and civil, and like they have some common sense. Yay.
11:48Well, Josh didn't try to take a swing at me, so I guess we'll call that a win.
11:52I think I fulfilled my cordial duties for the year because that took a whole lot more out of me
11:57than I expected.
11:58I've been making a lot of positive changes in my life, and I believe that Coach G is a part
12:03of those positive changes for sure.
12:04Start with the mental part of breaking everything down.
12:07That goes with some frustrations, man.
12:09Give me a one-two on that.
12:12There you go.
12:14Keeping me mentally focused.
12:16I think that was a good step, yeah.
12:18A thousand percent.
12:20But the next time he needs to use the mother doorbell.
12:22Baby steps.
12:23Yeah, 100%.
12:26Yeah, come on.
12:27Give me a kiss.
12:41So, just moved to my gate.
12:44Hopefully the flight doesn't get delayed, so I'll make it to the ceremony on time.
12:49But still got a little bit of an uneasy feeling.
12:52Just because she didn't text back.
12:53She didn't call back.
12:55I don't know how she feels.
12:56We haven't talked still, so I'm basically just popping up like June.
12:59Is she even going to want to see me?
13:03I don't know.
13:05Hopefully it goes good.
13:14Enjoy your shower?
13:16Yep.
13:16Oh, finally it's alone time.
13:19Rub-a-dub-dub them balls good.
13:21I will.
13:22You want to help?
13:24Okay.
13:25I mean, look.
13:26KP did a sleepover.
13:27Shayne and Jessica said they were going to be gone for a few hours.
13:30And I'm home alone with my little Hunsit buns, and I need to get some Hunsit buns love.
13:45I mean, it's been a little cold here in the bedroom lately, especially since I've had my hysterectomy.
13:49So I thought I would spice things up and move it on to the living room and see if it
13:53would heat it up a little bit.
13:59Babe!
14:01Babe, I got something for you!
14:03You gonna come on or what?
14:07What?
14:08What?
14:08This bitch is naked in here.
14:10The ?
14:11What are you doing?
14:13You don't even see your roses?
14:14I see the roses.
14:16Just be romantic.
14:18So you know what I'm saying?
14:20What?
14:21You get the house here, and this is what you come up with?
14:25Mm-hmm.
14:26It sounds like we need to start kicking other ones out more often.
14:29I want to be out here.
14:30Venture.
14:31Okay, there you go.
14:32Let's prop down on the couch then.
14:34Come on.
14:35Oh, God, look.
14:38This is crazy.
14:40Yeah, kids.
14:45Go in there and get your wallet now.
14:46Okay.
14:48We've only been at Mama's for one night, and it's already crazy.
14:51So we went and ran some errands and dropped Harper off.
14:53And then I dropped my wallet.
14:55It's like we can never get away from this place.
14:58Hurry up.
14:59We got stuff we gotta do.
15:09Oh, God.
15:11Who's that?
15:14What are you doing back here?
15:16You went something back for hours.
15:18Damn.
15:23Coming up on Mama Jean.
15:24Hey.
15:25Haven't heard from you in a while.
15:27Kind of just, like, left me in the dust.
15:29I just hope that she's not through with me.
15:32We just can't sit here and talk about this all day.
15:33We have another place to go.
15:35Oh, well, great.
15:35Well, let's go.
15:36Oh, hell no.
15:37I'm not gonna let her do what she wants to do.
15:39Bitch, I know I'm a lot.
15:41Y'all scared me.
15:41Trina definitely controls Cheyenne.
15:44And Cheyenne controls Jessica.
15:45I think I might just go ahead and go to my mom.
15:48With or without you.
15:56Who's that?
15:58What are you doing back here?
15:59You wasn't supposed to be back for hours.
16:02Dude.
16:03It was just a little moisty.
16:04I was coming to get my wallet, but Jessie can pay for it.
16:07I'm good.
16:08Like she does everything else.
16:12Well, I definitely saw a different side of June today,
16:15and I never want to see it again.
16:17Why are you at the door?
16:19Oh, no, it's my fault.
16:22You know what?
16:25You wanna know what I've just seen?
16:26What?
16:27Your mama's everything.
16:29What do you mean you saw her mama's everything?
16:31Her whole tit was out.
16:36I'm traumatized.
16:37Well, welcome to the family.
16:39Everybody sees you naked.
16:41That's not the kind of family bonding I was expecting.
16:44It was nasty.
16:46You seen it?
16:47What's done?
16:48I just want you to know.
16:49Well, I don't want to envision it.
16:50Okay, well, imagine me actually seeing it,
16:52and now we have to go back and sit down and have supper with them?
16:55She had invited us for a few nights.
16:58They couldn't have waited a few nights to do that?
17:01I guess not.
17:12Feels weird being back in Denver because the last time we were here,
17:15it was me and Pumpkin helping Alana move in.
17:17And now I'm here solo, staying in the hotel room.
17:21So things have definitely changed.
17:24We gotta go and do the school tour.
17:27Right, right, right, right, right.
17:28Denver represents everything that I wanted for Alana.
17:31For her to do her own thing, to get away from her family,
17:35to get away from all the drama, and I've always tried to be there,
17:38at least to get a car.
17:40Wow, let me go get in it.
17:42Me and Draylan physically painted a house for two and a half weeks
17:45to be able to give you this.
17:46To pep talk her through it,
17:48to just ensure her that she is making the right decision.
17:51I mean, I'm proud that you went ahead and been like,
17:53this is what I'm gonna do.
17:54You're gonna get in your car, get your and leave.
17:57And if I could buy you a plane ticket to go out there tomorrow, I would.
18:00I'm just super, super proud of Alana.
18:04I mean, she's in nursing school.
18:08She made the Dean's List.
18:09I mean, I just hope that she's not through with me.
18:17Hey, hey, hey.
18:37What are you actually doing here?
18:40You made the Dean's List, girl.
18:41You think I'm gonna miss that?
18:45My first thought is, what the hell is he doing here?
18:48My second thought is, what the hell is he doing here?
18:51And my third thought is, how does he even know about this?
18:54Pumpkin.
18:56I don't know how this is gonna go down, but we shall see.
19:00At least I could show up for one important thing.
19:04Okay.
19:22The ceremony was pretty good, huh?
19:24What?
19:25I'm hungry.
19:25I am too.
19:26I'm starving.
19:30The Dean's List ceremony was a little awkward.
19:33Like, Josh was just sitting next to me.
19:35Like, he's just been this supportive, like, father figure all along.
19:39He did offer to take me to lunch, and I hope Josh isn't really expecting the little Alana that doesn't
19:46express her feelings,
19:46because he wants to come all the way out of Colorado to talk.
19:50We're gonna talk.
19:52All right.
19:53Can I get you guys anything you should drink?
19:55Um, yes.
19:55Could I do a Mountain Dew?
19:56Yeah.
19:58Uh, you got sweet tea?
20:00Yes, sir.
20:00That sounds good.
20:01Sweet?
20:09So, I'm not trying to be mean, but like, what you here for?
20:13Haven't heard from you in a while.
20:16Well, you know, I wanted to surprise you by coming to the school.
20:21Mm, I'm very much surprised.
20:25Josh seems a little nervous, which is exactly what I wanted, so good.
20:29He hasn't talked to me in months, so he could feel bad for a few minutes.
20:33I felt bad for months.
20:36Thought your phone was possibly broken or something.
20:40I mean, honestly, you kind of just like left me in the dust.
20:44Never thought in a million years that you would do that.
20:52In a million years, you never thought it, but I did.
20:55I just didn't want to drag you into it.
20:56I shut myself out from the world and everybody in it.
21:02It did feel like you were just like up and leaving,
21:05and like you wasn't going to talk to me.
21:07Because, I mean, I have been through it.
21:09I mean, my mama and Sugar Bear wasn't married,
21:11but when they split up, he wasn't really around.
21:14He quit talking to me.
21:18The last thing I ever wanted to do to Alana was be another piece of a parent.
21:24Sugar Bear does not want to be in my life.
21:26I can tell you that right now, Jennifer.
21:27And you don't want to be in here.
21:28No, I can tell you that right now, Jennifer.
21:30You've never brought in here.
21:31Sugar Bear doesn't want me because I'm not a boy.
21:33She's already been through a lot, a lot of disappointment,
21:36and I don't want to add to the disappointment.
21:39I am always here and I am always a phone call away,
21:43and I don't mind if I have to fly out the next day,
21:48but I'm not going to leave and not ever come back.
21:51You know, what's going on on the outside world really sucks,
21:55you know, but...
21:57I'm not Sugar Bear.
21:58Sugar, so...
22:01I'll always be here when you need me.
22:03It was just hard because you didn't want to reach...
22:05Well, I don't know if you wanted to, but...
22:06I wanted to.
22:07There was not a part of me that didn't...
22:09As the days have went by that I didn't think about you,
22:12or when somebody would ask me a question, I'm like,
22:13I'm so proud of her.
22:14She's up there in school.
22:16She's not down here.
22:18But...
22:19It's a divorce alone.
22:20I'm going to be drug through this , dude.
22:23I should have reached out, I promise, but...
22:25I understand you were going through a very hard time,
22:27but, like, you could have just picked up the phone,
22:29and I'm like, hey, I'm okay.
22:30Just to let you know.
22:32That was an emotional wreck, dude.
22:35I wouldn't have been able to explain anything.
22:36I'd have just been boo-hoo and bitching and screaming
22:40and crying about the that, like, I can't control, and...
22:45You know, you go every day from seeing the kids every day
22:47to not being able to see them but for a week at a time.
22:50That sucks.
22:53A lot of me wishes I could go back and fix a lot of the things
22:56and repair what was broken, but...
23:00I didn't want to drag you into it.
23:03I mean, but, like, we didn't even have to talk about
23:05what was going on.
23:07I could have reached out and been like,
23:09I'm going through a lot right now.
23:11I'll reach back out when I get my head on straight.
23:24Coming up on Mama Jean,
23:26it's like I haven't been trying with Josh.
23:28I'm not saying we're gonna have a heart-to-heart
23:29and be best friends, but, like, look, man,
23:31you feel this way, let me hear it.
23:32I'll tell you how I feel.
23:34There's no telling what's been said about me.
23:35But do you really even like me, Jean?
23:38It's no secret that I don't like Cheyenne.
23:40I am Jessie's future.
23:50Could have reached out and been like,
23:52I'm going through a lot right now.
23:53I'll reach back out when I get my head on straight.
24:03I know.
24:13Well, I was very selfish with my time
24:16and what I was going through,
24:18and I just didn't reach out like I should have.
24:21I'm taking accountability for it
24:23by sitting here and talking to you about it.
24:25I am always here,
24:26and I ain't come out here to tell you I was sorry.
24:36We can't go back in the past,
24:38so now we can just move forward
24:40and we can do better at communicating.
24:45I do think that Josh's apology was genuine.
24:49I mean, he did come all the way to Colorado
24:52just to come see me and, like, just to talk things out.
24:55It is kind of nice to just have somebody show up for me.
24:58What you been up to?
25:00How's life been treating you?
25:03Um, well, it's been slightly rough.
25:09I've had a lot going on,
25:11and I'm sure you know I had another child,
25:15and that's been fun.
25:17Oh, yeah.
25:18So does that mean you have five kids or six kids?
25:26I have six, Lonnie.
25:30Are you, like, pouting me in as on the six?
25:34Yes.
25:35Okay, okay.
25:36I'm just reassuring myself.
25:41You know, I deserve the sarcasm from Alana.
25:44I kind of missed it.
25:45I should have told her about the baby,
25:47and I should have kept in touch,
25:48but I'm just so happy to be here now,
25:51but I can clearly tell I have a lot of work to do.
25:54Josh is really the only father figure I have now,
25:57so I think we just now see each other eye to eye,
26:00and we understand, so now we're fine.
26:03I have a lot of ways to get in contact with me.
26:06You know?
26:07Just pick up your phone and go,
26:09hey, what you doing?
26:12Or you could even, hey, what you doing?
26:16Either one works.
26:20I'm just glad I got to come out here and settle this.
26:23Yeah, I am too.
26:25We're supposed to be going out later on with some friends,
26:29so maybe you could come by and meet my new friends.
26:34I'd love to.
26:36Be a part of your life.
26:37They've heard all about you not talking to me.
26:39I mean, even Jalen was pretty upset about it.
26:43Well, now that I've spoken my piece here,
26:44I guess I get to speak my piece to him at some point while I'm here.
26:48Yeah, he's going to be very surprised that you're here.
27:06Silas, Silas, come here, baby.
27:07Let me put this on your face.
27:08Turn around.
27:10Sweet boy.
27:14Josh is in Colorado watching the kids.
27:17I've got all four of mine plus Darren's little girl, Nova.
27:20And with five kids, the house gets old very quick.
27:25So let's go to the water park,
27:27and let's let them mess up something that ain't ours.
27:31He's underwater swimming too, Mookie.
27:33I hear you, boy.
27:37Yeah.
27:37Are you having so much fun?
27:39I really do.
27:43I do think it's nice to get a couple extra days with the kids, though,
27:45and we can do stuff like that.
27:46I mean, 100%. It is nice.
27:48I could have thought a year ago you'd be sitting here with me at the water park.
27:51It wasn't supposed to be none of this, man.
27:53Like, I got divorced.
27:55I ran the streets for a year and a half, two years,
27:58and, like, I was content where I was at.
28:00And here you come.
28:00Yeah, that's what you said.
28:01In the lifestyle I live now, I'm bathing four kids at 8.30,
28:05I'm eating some Oreos at 9, and I'm asleep at 9.15.
28:09It's crazy, dog.
28:11You know, I've always heard that love finds you when you least expect it.
28:14And honestly, I am finding that to be very true.
28:17After my divorce, I just really wanted to be single and mingle a little bit.
28:21But Darren ruined that.
28:23Now we're in love and literally chasing a ton of kids.
28:26It's supposed to be a fun time call, now look at us.
28:29Now look at us.
28:30Trying to build a life together.
28:31Yay.
28:34Give me a kiss.
28:35Come here.
28:37I love you.
28:38I love you.
28:39I love you.
28:40Now if we could just get the last one on board, everything would be okay.
28:44Yeah.
28:46It's like I haven't been trying with Josh.
28:48You know, I'm not saying we're going to have a heart-to-heart and be best friends, but I mean
28:52just like, look man, you feel this way, let me hear it.
28:54I'll tell you how I feel, I'll let you hear it.
28:57You know, and maybe we can just kind of find a common ground where, you know.
29:01Yeah, but I just don't think maybe he is ready for like having a conversation yet, so my biggest thing
29:06is.
29:06I mean, I don't think he was ready to have a conversation with Lana either, but she kind of, you
29:09kind of set all that up.
29:10I mean, I think we're getting there. I think we're getting there. You're just going to give us some time.
29:13I mean, 100%.
29:16I don't know, baby steps, right?
29:18Baby steps, Rookie.
29:20I'm going to go baby step my a** to that big water slide over there.
29:22Come on, y'all.
29:36Fancy schmancy.
29:37This is her.
29:38This is Humble Abode.
29:40Got my trash can, cabinet, my dishwasher.
29:44Got my stove, my fridge.
29:47Then we have the bed here.
29:50If you'd love to, you know, stay for a little longer when you come next time.
29:55Dang, have you seen this place?
29:57I mean, Alana's apartment is probably nicer than any house I've ever lived in.
30:00I mean, hell, if this is what the college life feels like, then sign me up.
30:04It's never too late to be a freshman.
30:06I'd like to walk up another flat of stairs and come see my one bedroom.
30:10Sure.
30:11Why not?
30:14This is her.
30:15My nice little bed.
30:17It looks superbly enormous.
30:21It's so nice.
30:22I don't even think my bed at home was this big.
30:23This is what fancy living looks like.
30:25Yeah.
30:26Oh, my God.
30:27That's nice, huh?
30:28Oh, wow.
30:29All my back problems at my young age are slowly disappearing out of my body.
30:34That's good to know.
30:37Well, this is nice, Lonnie.
30:38I'm proud of you coming up in the world.
30:41Josh telling me how proud he is of me, it really does feel good.
30:45Because, you know, him and Pumpkin, they, like, really pushed me to even come to Colorado.
30:49There was a point in my time of, like, should I even go because of Anna's stuff and Draylon's stuff?
30:53So, like, I'm really just, like, glad to hear that Dead Eye said, I'm proud of you.
31:00Ugh!
31:02Got to stick it up.
31:03I'm definitely gonna change.
31:05We gotta go meet Draylon and my friends for ice cream.
31:10Don't fall asleep!
31:11All right, I'm not.
31:12I'm getting up.
31:12That's great.
31:14Oh, my God.
31:23She's almost here.
31:25Perfect.
31:27It's cloudy out.
31:27She better come before it rains.
31:29You're gonna get to meet all my friends.
31:31Oh, boy.
31:32And Draylon's not gonna expect ya.
31:33No, he sure is not.
31:37What?
31:38Coming up on Mama Jean.
31:40Y'all scared me.
31:41Well, because you could be yourself and we didn't really judge you?
31:44Y'all did nothing but judge me.
31:47I'm literally going to the side of the road and get married right now and then to ask your mom
31:50for anything.
31:51I don't even want to be near your mom now or at the wedding.
31:54That is, even if there's gonna be a wedding.
32:04Draylon's not gonna expect ya.
32:05No, he sure is not.
32:09What?
32:09What is Josh doing here?
32:10Josh?
32:11Hey, man.
32:12Hey, man.
32:13What are you doing here, man?
32:14I might come out of nowhere, man.
32:16Yeah, I'm wondering the same thing.
32:18This is Josh, everybody.
32:20Yep, yep.
32:20Lana!
32:21I got your ice cream, Bookie.
32:22Thank you.
32:23What are you guys doing?
32:25Hi.
32:26Just pull up a chair, man.
32:28You know ice cream, man?
32:29I didn't know you were coming, man.
32:30I didn't know you were here.
32:32Thank you.
32:33Don't eat my ice cream.
32:35I didn't tell Draylon that Josh was here because I wanted to see his face.
32:39You know, when Josh stopped talking to us, he didn't really talk to Draylon either.
32:43And I got surprised, so he's gonna get surprised, too.
32:46How was your ceremony?
32:48It was good.
32:48It was better than good.
32:49It was great.
32:50What are you doing here, man?
32:52I showed up for the important stuff, man.
32:53That's what dads do.
32:55Isn't that right, Lonnie?
32:57Sure.
32:57Yeah.
32:58He did a good old June pop-up.
33:00Whoa.
33:01So, Josh, why have we never met you before?
33:03Mmm.
33:04Yeah, why haven't they met you yet, Josh?
33:06I've been very busy in life, and I haven't had a chance to come out here yet and meet everybody.
33:10Well, it's nice to meet you.
33:12It's nice to meet you.
33:12We've heard a lot about you.
33:13I'm sure you have.
33:14Yeah.
33:15I'm sure you have.
33:16The good, the bad, the ugly.
33:17Oh, great.
33:19Fixing to go here with some ice cream.
33:21Girls, be right back.
33:23There's no telling what's been said about me.
33:26But as long as Alana has a group of people she can talk to about things that upset her,
33:32it makes me feel better.
33:33Maybe I'll be a part of the happy conversations now instead of the crappy ones.
33:38When was the last time you guys talked?
33:40God knows.
33:42But, you know, he took me out for lunch.
33:44He said he was sorry, so.
33:46Okay.
33:46He did for me flowers, and it was super nice.
33:49That's good.
33:50I guess we're good.
33:50You know me, I forgive easily, but I never forget.
33:54I'm glad you guys are better.
33:56Oh, you're back.
33:57Yep.
33:57Got you a root beer float?
33:58Yep.
33:59Hey, man, how long are you here for?
34:01I'll be here till tomorrow.
34:02Not very long.
34:03Now that we're talking again, you can always just come out with all the kids.
34:06Yeah.
34:06Right.
34:07We want to meet them.
34:09They're a little feral .
34:12So are you guys going to school for the same thing?
34:14Yeah.
34:14Yeah, nursing.
34:16Yep.
34:17Well, look there, Lonnie.
34:18We're all going to be able to take care of all six of your kids.
34:21So many kids.
34:29So what you cooking over here, Jim Buck?
34:32Homemade beanie weenies.
34:33You going to help me get some of these rose petals up?
34:35I mean, that was all your idea.
34:37Get you a broom or something.
34:39You're over there kicking it with your feet.
34:40Well, hey, it's working.
34:41I already got in a pile.
34:43See, look.
34:44How many you got picked up already?
34:46Old piles swept up over here.
34:47Look, you got them all over the couch.
34:49What's up, guys?
34:51Hey, Cheyenne.
34:53Hey, June, Buck.
34:55Your mama and her bright ideas.
34:57Dinner is done.
34:58Y'all left a bad taste in my mouth.
35:00I don't want to taste anything.
35:02I mean, I understand Cheyenne saw my mama's boobies, but come on now.
35:06Everybody sees June's boobies.
35:08And I just keep telling her she'll stick her eye on the prize.
35:11We have to get mama to agree to pay for this wedding.
35:14Well, I'm beating my ass down.
35:15I don't know what y'all doing, because, I mean, I got way out of here.
35:18I need beanie weenies.
35:19I heard why you were so tired, Junebug.
35:21Well, I mean, we wouldn't have been humping when everybody was here.
35:25Junebug, the things are kind of burnt a little bit.
35:28Is that a burn, or is that the bottom of the pants?
35:29That's the bottom of the pants.
35:31Oh, wow.
35:32You buy the cheap pants.
35:33So, I mean, where's Harper at?
35:35At my mom's.
35:36For what?
35:36She wanted to spend the night.
35:38I mean, I don't blame her after what Cheyenne walked in.
35:40I wish we would have all spent the night.
35:41Most people go to their bedroom.
35:43I mean, really, we never get the house to ourself.
35:45You know what I'm saying?
35:46So, you got to, like, do it when you do it.
35:48I wanted to see if my no button's still there,
35:49and with my meat flaps, like, swelled up.
35:51Oh!
35:53We could have skipped the dinner.
35:54Wouldn't that be a yes-yes button, though, not a no button?
35:56This is the worst conversation to have eating hot dogs.
36:00Did you call your mama and tell her that I was half-naked when you came in?
36:02No, no, I didn't.
36:03Didn't think she didn't know that.
36:04No, she probably won't be telling everybody right now.
36:06Mm-hmm.
36:06That's cool.
36:07You don't need to tell your mama every little thing.
36:09At some point, your strings need to be cut,
36:14just like I had to let my strings be cut with my own children.
36:17I don't have to know, like, when my kids wipe their ass the wrong way.
36:21No, see, you take it too far.
36:23My mama don't know that.
36:24Well, I'm just saying that.
36:25My mama is all that I have.
36:27And I get that, but that's all also my girls have.
36:30Look, Trina definitely controls Cheyenne,
36:33and the apple doesn't fall far from the tree because Cheyenne controls Jessica,
36:37and that's the reason why Jessica doesn't go over Sunday dinners or any other activities.
36:42I mean, Cheyenne, because you were so traumatized, I'm surprised you let Jessica come back for dinner.
36:47I joke around about it, but it's the truth.
36:50Does that come from her not coming over every Sunday?
36:52Because that's not me.
36:53No, not, no.
36:54Jessica can go whenever and wherever she please.
36:57But we've also had a family conversation with you.
37:00We want to get to know you as a family, and we've told you that.
37:03You can't know somebody if nobody ain't allowing you to.
37:07Why not ever just ask, hey, can we talk?
37:12Can we get to know each other?
37:13It was never that.
37:14It was always, hey, you don't come around.
37:16Y'all are a lot sometimes.
37:18Bitch, I know I'm a lot.
37:20Y'all scared me.
37:22Well, because you could be yourself and we didn't really judge you?
37:25Y'all did nothing but judge me when I first came around.
37:28With you telling everybody that I take Jessie's money and I'm controlling.
37:35Hey, it's Jessica.
37:37Leave a mess.
37:39Probably ought to spend Jessica's money.
37:41Cheyenne really wears her pants in that relationship.
37:44What are you actually doing over here?
37:45I mean, does Cheyenne let you off the leash for a minute?
37:49In all honesty, I do think y'all don't like me.
37:52But, and maybe it is because I don't come around,
37:54which that does fall back on me.
37:56We don't know you.
37:56We don't know you.
37:57But do you really even like me, Jean?
38:20It's not that I don't like you.
38:21It's not that I don't like you.
38:22It's not that I don't like you.
38:22It's not that I don't like you.
38:22It's not that I don't like you.
38:23It's not that I don't like you.
38:24It's not that I don't like you.
38:25It's not that I don't like you.
38:26It's not that I don't like you.
38:33There's some stuff that, like, blew up a lot of red flags for me.
38:39When you and Jessica first met, I did feel like you,
38:43but, like, your mom also would be like,
38:45when are you going to marry my daughter?
38:47You used to be, like, begging Jessica to marry me.
38:48That wasn't her mama, that was me.
38:49And then you don't come by.
38:52For me, it was just like, well, is she truly there for Jessica?
38:57Because as a mother, I just wanted to make sure that you was, like, okay.
39:03And that's the reason why Jessica got treated to the psychic,
39:06is because I was like, okay, maybe this bitch will know more than what I know.
39:09That's the problem.
39:10Instead of coming together and talking and having a conversation,
39:13you took her to a fortune teller for them to tell you that I wasn't right for her.
39:17That's what you wanted them to say.
39:19It does allow me to see that you have met somebody that does make you very happy.
39:23Somebody who wants to be able to take care of you,
39:26show you love, and show you good commitment.
39:28Are you actually sure that, like, it's Cheyenne that she's supposed to be there?
39:31I'm sure, 100%.
39:33I took her to the psychic to be able to predict her damn future.
39:36And if the future didn't see you, but then the bitch was the next.
39:39But they did, so you're...
39:41So I was just like, well, at that point.
39:44So then I was like, plan B.
39:44Okay, so you would have only been happy if she said we weren't meant to be together.
39:48No, I did not say that.
39:50But I was her future, and you weren't happy with that.
39:53And this is why I said it wasn't a good idea to go to the psychic.
39:57If I wasn't happy with that, you wouldn't be sitting in my f***ing house.
40:01Well, you have a funny way of showing it.
40:04I've tried keeping my mouth shut.
40:06I don't think I can do it anymore.
40:07Your mom is, like, a freaking nightmare.
40:09Why have you not said nothing before?
40:11Because who am I to sit here and tell you to choose between your mom and myself?
40:15I am Jessie's future.
40:17I guess you heard that.
40:18And I guess that you're in my f***ing house, too.
40:21Unfortunately.
40:24I'm going to bed.
40:25Now look what you done started, Gene Buck.
40:28What?
40:29You know what?
40:30You can get the dishes.
40:31I'm going to figure out about this.
40:33She'll be okay.
40:35It's no secret that, you know, I don't like Cheyenne.
40:38She's always got something slick to say.
40:40I feel like she's controlling to Jessica.
40:41I feel like she was the one that asked for Josh's sperm.
40:44I mean, I don't trust her as far as I can throw her
40:47because she's about as shady as her mama.
40:49What the f***, Gene?
40:50You just...
40:51What?
40:52Like, really?
40:53You just don't...
40:53Yeah.
40:54Yeah, really.
40:56Like, this was a s*** show from the psychic to now.
40:59Babe.
41:01What?
41:02Are you okay?
41:03No.
41:05What's wrong?
41:08You didn't even back me up.
41:10I would never let my mom talk to you the way your mom just talked to me.
41:13And you didn't take up with me at all.
41:15You just sat there like a damn bump on a log.
41:18Well, I thought y'all were just hashing out y'all's problems.
41:21Okay, so you're telling me if that was you and my mommy,
41:23you wouldn't want me to say nothing at all?
41:25I'm not good with confrontation.
41:26Well, then you better f***ing grow up here.
41:29Because we're about to be married.
41:30What are you going to do then?
41:32Just leave your wife stranded?
41:34No.
41:35Somebody screaming at her?
41:37That's how I felt down there, all by my lonesome.
41:41Not really welcome.
41:43She said if she didn't like you, then you wouldn't be here.
41:46I begged a damn different.
41:50Jessie, I don't want to be here.
41:52But we got to keep everything good so she'll pay for the wedding.
41:55I don't care.
41:57I'd literally go on the side of the road and get married right now
41:59than to ask your mom for anything.
42:02Honestly, I don't even want to be near your mom now or at the wedding.
42:06That is, even if there's going to be a wedding.
42:08What do you mean if there's going to be a wedding?
42:10It's just too much.
42:17I think I might just go ahead and go to my mom's.
42:20With or without you.
42:34Later this season on Mama Jean.
42:36I can't let you just sit here and disrespect my piazza.
42:38You just got to grow a backbone.
42:40I don't trust her no further than I can throw her.
42:42She could make this like the worst wedding ever.
42:45I need you to hear me out on something, I guess.
42:48That is not the question I thought Darren was going to ask.
42:50At school, I wanted to introduce you to another sibling.
42:56Why do you need to go to a wedding venue?
42:58Because Jessica's there.
42:59We just can't sit here and talk about this all day.
43:01We have another place to go.
43:02Oh, well, great.
43:02Well, let's go.
43:03Oh, hell no.
43:05She okay?
43:06Jean, what's wrong?
43:06Alana got his and now she's headed to the hospital.
43:09I have been scared.
43:10Well, you can be scared.
43:11It's a lot.
43:13Josh, you got a second?
43:14I have a question.
43:15I want to know if...
43:18Does anybody know where Josh is?
43:20We just finished, you know.
43:21I ain't got her panties in her watch.
43:23You snitched on me.
43:25But do you mean, tell me what the he's been doing?
43:26Who?
43:27Darren!
43:29Hell no.
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