00:00I, uh, finally found the spare key,
00:02but I can't get this other one off the ring.
00:04It might be a house key,
00:05so I'm just gonna have to trust you not to come back,
00:07peel off my skin, and wear it as a coat.
00:10I will not.
00:11I can't speak for my daughter, though.
00:13This is her big birthday gift,
00:15and she hungers for blood, so...
00:16An old, yellow Mini Cooper.
00:19You and your wife must hate her.
00:23I'm gonna say something now
00:24that's gonna make you feel bad and act weird,
00:26so I'm gonna ask you to try really hard not to.
00:30My wife is dead.
00:31Of course she is.
00:34Cool.
00:34I mean, not cool.
00:36My ex-husband is dead.
00:38Really?
00:38To me.
00:40That was bad.
00:41I do that joke a lot, but I say it in a funnier way.
00:43I go, um, he's dead.
00:45To me.
00:46Nope, that's the same thing.
00:48That's the same thing.
00:48Yeah.
00:51Well, I'm sorry it ended so badly,
00:53but at least you got that awesome joke out of it.
00:55You should go on the road with that thing.
00:56It usually works pretty well.
Comments