00:04Thanks.
00:04Welcome.
00:08This is nice.
00:10Guys hanging out, drinking beer, talking about what have you.
00:15Give it a rest. I know Mandy put you up to this.
00:18Look, she's just worried about you.
00:20I wasn't peeping.
00:22That bird was on a windowsill. If anything, it was the peeper.
00:27I know, it's just...
00:28I'm not a perfer.
00:32Other than the police, no one said you were.
00:35You're everyone pushing me to get a hobby? I got a hobby.
00:39You are without blame.
00:41Think I want to look at birds? I don't want to look at birds.
00:45Well, then why did you?
00:48Truth.
00:52I'm so bored, the highlight of my week is going to the grocery store.
00:56I actually gave that deli guy my phone number.
01:00So you made a friend.
01:01Yeah, well, he never called.
01:05Just didn't think I'd miss work this much.
01:08Really?
01:09Not all of it. Not all of it. Not the stress or the long hours, but it'd be nice to
01:14have something.
01:15You know, even part-time.
01:17Well, you could be a greeter at Wal-Mart.
01:20Hello, welcome to Wal-Mart.
01:24Hello, welcome to Wal-Mart.
01:26I don't know.
01:28I'd rather work somewhere I could really contribute.
01:34I'd even do it for free.
01:37Hey, that's tough bird up there. What kind is that?
01:42A duck.
01:43Good work.
01:44And I don't think I'll beep.
01:47You
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