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00:00:04have you ever wondered what would actually make you want to get married
00:00:08the bride and the groom are entering please everyone rise for them
00:00:18true love security social conditioning for me it's simple money
00:00:33mrs bellucci must be losing her mind they actually found a bride for lewis poor girl
00:00:39actually marrying a vegetable or hardly that's ann morris the famous paparazzi people like her
00:00:46never do anything for free she's definitely getting something out of this marriage
00:00:53ms morris do you take him as your husband to love and to stay faithful to him in good times
00:01:02and bad
00:01:02in sickness and in health for the rest of your life
00:01:11please everybody knows the bellucci air is basically a vegetable and he ugly and old i'm not marrying that
00:01:19man they only need a wife in name to seal the deal surely i won't let you be the one
00:01:25sacrificed
00:01:26and you'll do it time for you to contribute to this family why me ever since your father died
00:01:34i've cared for you for years without asking for one cent don't you think it's time you paid something
00:01:41back well if by care you mean making me your maid and never paying me a single dollar
00:01:48then sure
00:01:52watch your tone girl and remember i'm still holding your mother's urn so if you don't want anything to
00:01:59happen to it okay fine but if you want me to take the hit for linda it'll cost you
00:02:09a hundred thousand dollars
00:02:14since you're so eager to sell yourself out deal
00:02:24i do
00:02:28my family thought they could ruin me wrong bellucci pays five million dollars for an heir
00:02:33i'll take some money buy my freedom and live better than all of them
00:02:43thank you
00:02:44good to be here today
00:02:46grandma
00:02:46and pleasure to meet you hi wow getting married on valentine's day how uh romantic oh and these
00:02:57balloons absolutely adorable i just had to grab one for myself but you know what i think you need
00:03:03this more than i do oh well that's very lovely thank you and you are i'm louis brother oh well
00:03:14half brother we don't have the same mom but that's never stopped me from seeing louis as my most beloved
00:03:20older brother
00:03:21well today has been just so touching so warm so much thank you it fills my heart with warmth to
00:03:33see louis finally settling down right i know
00:03:38well i better be getting out of here bye grandma
00:03:41my pleasure to meet you anne
00:03:43me too
00:03:44enjoy my brother
00:03:52um i did not realize louis had a brother
00:03:55it's just a mistake louis's father's made years ago
00:04:00he's an odd boy but harmless
00:04:03so now that the wedding is done
00:04:05anne
00:04:08when do you plan on giving the family an heir
00:04:13oh um yes about that i i would love to eventually um it's just you know given that louis is
00:04:24in a vegetative state at the moment
00:04:26uh maybe we can i can try uh what's the tech stuff called
00:04:30um ibf
00:04:32don't you worry dear the doctor says all the important parts are still working
00:04:39excuse me
00:04:40yes
00:04:45wait did he just
00:04:49did he just move
00:04:52i know it sounds crazy right but maybe it's god's twisted little miracle
00:04:57he left louis at least one chance to give us an heir
00:05:02did you see it am i crazy
00:05:04i know honey he can't really move right now
00:05:07but look at the bright side
00:05:09you're the one who's gonna be calling all the shots
00:05:12choose whatever positions work for you dear
00:05:15hmm
00:05:15oh i promised my girlfriends
00:05:19we'd go to a valentine single party tonight
00:05:21so we're gonna be heading first
00:05:24oh
00:05:25and remember
00:05:26you're sleeping in louis room tonight
00:05:29sure
00:05:30love to
00:05:32well
00:05:33miss anne
00:05:34i leave him in your capable hands
00:05:39good luck
00:05:39thank you
00:05:43all right
00:05:45lovely family you have there
00:05:49let's go
00:06:01i swear i saw you move this afternoon
00:06:03are you really unconscious
00:06:05are you faking it
00:06:10hello
00:06:15hello
00:06:16i don't know
00:06:19let's see
00:06:31oh my god
00:06:32how do you stay unconscious for two years and still have abs
00:06:38okay
00:06:40well still no reaction i guess you really are
00:06:43i'm not faking it
00:06:48ah
00:06:53hmm
00:06:54hmm
00:07:03it's insane
00:07:05and my new husband
00:07:07he is nothing like the rumors
00:07:10he is young
00:07:12he is hot
00:07:14guess what
00:07:15he can still have sex
00:07:17i know
00:07:18my mother-in-law literally told me that
00:07:20he is so weird
00:07:25all right
00:07:26maybe i should see for myself
00:07:33maybe i should see for myself
00:07:37i'm just kidding
00:07:40okay
00:07:41i should go
00:07:41i have work in the morning
00:07:42and i want to catch a few good stories
00:07:44bye
00:07:46bye
00:07:55okay then
00:07:59good night dear
00:08:12crazy woman
00:08:13crazy woman
00:08:13huh
00:08:14much better when she's quiet
00:08:31good morning
00:08:32good morning husband
00:08:32good morning husband
00:08:32good morning
00:08:34good morning
00:08:35good morning
00:08:37see you later
00:08:51that woman
00:08:52sir
00:08:53i think that woman's beginning to suspect that you're not really out
00:08:58Should we look in there?
00:09:02Not for now.
00:09:07Anne Morris, the most popular entertainment reporter.
00:09:10Dubbed most trustworthy paparazzi.
00:09:13I didn't know they gave out awards for this kind of thing.
00:09:16Me neither.
00:09:18I think my new wife might be just what I need
00:09:20to stir up a little trouble for Vincent, huh?
00:09:24God, it's really him.
00:09:25Your job's so big.
00:09:26Zach, do you have to talk to me?
00:09:27I know what the deal is.
00:09:29Where is Charlotte?
00:09:30I'm just trying to...
00:09:34Is that Zach?
00:09:36He turns down our interviews all the time.
00:09:38Zach, people are saying that you and director Michael
00:09:41are more than just co-workers.
00:09:42Is that true?
00:09:43Cool, so a second ago I'm a womanizer, now I'm gay.
00:09:45That's awesome.
00:09:46There you are.
00:09:47I have been looking for you everywhere.
00:09:53Um...
00:09:53Quick intro.
00:09:54I am, uh, Zach's new lawyer.
00:09:57You guys are Flash Grid, right?
00:09:59Classic look.
00:09:59I figured we've actually had quite a few cases
00:10:02concerning your company recently.
00:10:05Say...
00:10:05Director Nick?
00:10:07Oh...
00:10:08Um, okay.
00:10:09We are so very, very sorry to disturb you.
00:10:12Sorry to disturb you.
00:10:12Um, yeah.
00:10:13Let's get out of here.
00:10:16That was a fantastic performance, Ms. Lawyer.
00:10:20I will...
00:10:20I will take that as a compliment.
00:10:21Oh, yeah.
00:10:22You just saved my ass.
00:10:24What could I ever do to repay you?
00:10:28Well, I...
00:10:30That is actually...
00:10:31That's all the things I need.
00:10:32Bye, sir.
00:10:34Fuck me.
00:10:36Another paparazzi.
00:10:41Anne Morris.
00:10:43I can remember that.
00:10:45Anne Morris.
00:10:49Oh, evening, Ms. Bellucci.
00:10:51Good evening, Anne.
00:10:52Come here.
00:10:54I have something to talk to you about.
00:10:56If I remember correctly, you were a paparazzi, right?
00:11:00Yes.
00:11:01Well, I work for an entertainment news outlet,
00:11:03so we do street shots, interviews...
00:11:05Okay, never mind.
00:11:07I have an opportunity for you.
00:11:09I've arranged for you to go on a movie set this Friday
00:11:13to do some entertainment coverage.
00:11:15Really?
00:11:17That's amazing.
00:11:19So this is what it's like to marry into money.
00:11:21It feels so damn good.
00:11:23Of course.
00:11:25A career is important for any woman.
00:11:29I've always thought you had potential...
00:11:32in more ways than one.
00:11:37Thank you, Ms. Bellucci.
00:11:38Call me Chanda.
00:11:40Oh, and by the way, Steve's off today,
00:11:42so you'll have to help Luis with his night routine.
00:11:48Oh, meaning...
00:11:49shower and stuff.
00:11:50I'm sure you'll manage.
00:11:52Oh, it's getting late.
00:11:55I'm heading to bed.
00:11:57Good night.
00:12:03Shower.
00:12:04That's going to be tricky.
00:12:11There you go.
00:12:15Okay.
00:12:17Now what?
00:12:19What is this crazy woman up to now?
00:12:24Well, you know, it may not kill you to skip a shower for a day,
00:12:28so how about I just wash your hair?
00:12:32If you don't say anything, I'll take that as a yes.
00:12:36Not funny.
00:12:40Let's do this.
00:12:42Let's do this.
00:12:46Oh, my God.
00:12:47Oh, my God.
00:12:49I can't.
00:12:50I can't get this.
00:12:57Sorry.
00:12:59Totally.
00:13:00You did that on purpose.
00:13:01What a horrible woman.
00:13:05I'm sorry about that.
00:13:07A little lonely sometimes.
00:13:11I really didn't expect you to be this built.
00:13:19Well, let's do this thing.
00:13:22Please just make it quick.
00:13:24I'm really done with this.
00:13:26Here we go.
00:13:32Cool.
00:13:37I really did not know if this is what I was waiting for.
00:13:41I'm going to get all in there.
00:13:49Oh.
00:13:50Oh.
00:13:54I'm sorry.
00:13:55I have to work for you.
00:14:05What am I sitting on?
00:14:11Oh, my God.
00:14:21You know, I thought Chanda was kidding.
00:14:25I did not expect you to actually get honored.
00:14:32Maybe I should start thinking about having a baby for the money.
00:14:37Well, pardon me, husband.
00:14:42I guess we better move fast before you calm down.
00:14:46I guess we better move fast before you calm down.
00:14:49I guess we better move fast before you calm down.
00:14:58I guess we better move fast before you calm down.
00:15:05I guess we better move fast before you calm down.
00:15:11I guess we better move fast before you calm down.
00:15:12I guess we better move fast before you calm down.
00:15:12I guess we better move fast before you calm down.
00:15:12I guess we better move fast before you calm down.
00:15:12I guess we better move fast before you calm down.
00:15:12I guess we better move fast before you calm down.
00:15:12I guess we better move fast before you calm down.
00:15:13I guess we better move fast before you calm down.
00:15:14I guess we better move fast before you calm down.
00:15:20what what you you're alive you can actually move relax okay it's a long story relax what
00:15:30were you just awake the whole time in the bathroom you were such a pervert okay hold on hold on
00:15:36you
00:15:36were the one that jumped at the chance to bathe me okay and by the way you almost drowned me
00:15:40drowned you yes please you were enjoying it you literally got hard who was the one who was just
00:15:46trying to take off my pants huh who's the pervert now has anyone ever told you you had a real
00:15:49smart
00:15:50ass mouth yes many times what two years ago when i was awake yeah you've been faking it for two
00:15:57years
00:15:57why i don't get it okay long story short my half-brother vincent has been trying to kill me
00:16:04he's incredibly dangerous so i i faked being in a coma to try and lay low for a while
00:16:09okay don't pick all right come on you met him by the way after the wedding purple suit trying way
00:16:16too hard man pleasure to meet you yeah he seemed way too concerned about you yes far too concerned
00:16:25two years ago he messed with my medications more than once that's really bad yeah i have a profitable
00:16:32plan for you what plan dig up everything you can on vincent find anything you can to take him down
00:16:39i mean that's that's that's what you do right well i'll have to think about it you just said he
00:16:44was
00:16:44dangerous you do this i'd give you eight million dollars yeah think about it much more profitable than my
00:16:55mom's baby bonus plan whatever it is true
00:17:0110 million
00:17:05greedy girl
00:17:08you're fine deal
00:17:14for once grandma got it right a woman whose whole brain is just money might be exactly what i need
00:17:21oh my god we're all gonna die
00:17:23oh i know
00:17:33oh um i'm here for an interview miss bellucci sent me
00:17:36madam can i see your work badge
00:17:45uh right about that um i can't seem to find it at the moment but maybe i can show you
00:17:52a business
00:17:52card instead i'm sorry miss i cannot let you enter
00:17:58what is it this time another paparazzi trying to sneak in do people still fall for tricks this cheap
00:18:04madam she claims mrs bellucci sent her but she does not have a work badge her
00:18:12the place she looks like she just walked off a construction site there's no way shonda sent her
00:18:18i have a photo with miss bellucci if that helps prove it then show me okay now
00:18:39oh please if you're gonna fake a photo at least make it be something believable
00:18:44i can't believe you had the guts to photoshop yourself into a wedding picture with lewis
00:18:49and ask his bride no less photoshop i did not photoshop this that is me keep dreaming
00:18:57i've seen plenty like you before the stench of cheap desperation it really stinks okay i am not
00:19:04gonna waste my breath on you so i'll just call miss bellucci myself go right ahead
00:19:13please leave your message oh i can't believe this gold digging whore actually thinks she knows shonda
00:19:19but i almost admire her nerve really i do most people in your position would die of embarrassment
00:19:25and humiliation but hey the next time you want to play a high society how about you dust off your
00:19:31cheap clothes first she is a real fake then we'll have her removed immediately get her out of my
00:19:37sight get off me i can walk myself out okay some movie star you are huh so glamorous on screen
00:19:45that's trashy in real life you think i'm low class fine i will just be a low-class paparazzi waiting
00:19:53to write your scandal myself how dare you you little you think you can humiliate me people like you
00:20:01spend their whole lives crawling in the dirt you're a freaking psycho you really don't know who i am do
00:20:06you i'm the man heiress our family has been close with the beluchis for generations with one single
00:20:13phone call i can make sure you never work in this industry again believe me i can
00:20:24if you beg though i might still forgive you out of the kindness of my heart
00:20:28now let's see why don't you lick the dirt off my heel and i'll let you go okay charlotte
00:20:35i just saw the news she's really lewis's new bride what
00:20:43what that that
00:20:46bitch how would she possibly be lewis's bride now do you see it you two grab her
00:20:52what are you doing
00:20:58their liquidity's been shaky for months okay we don't have to do anything yet just
00:21:01leak the hint to the partners let the market do the rest on it sir
00:21:06just so you're aware miss morris is on charlotte's film set for the interview and
00:21:11something seems to have gone wrong what okay i know what charlotte's like on a film set let's go
00:21:17check it out check it out sir we're going there in person and you're driving
00:21:23you know i was actually planning on meeting lewis's new bride sometime soon
00:21:28but i just didn't expect you'd come to me first
00:21:32and it turns out you're just a cheap trashy little paparazzi
00:21:38because you actually think you deserve lewis
00:21:41i get it you're one of those people who had a crush on lewis or something right
00:21:46or maybe on the belucci's money it's too bad it didn't work out for you
00:21:50dare you talk to me like that well fine you'll leave me no choice i'll just have to teach you
00:21:55a
00:21:55lesson what about if i just strip you naked and throw you out into the street and show everyone
00:22:02what a cheap little whore you really are hey stop let go of her it's you
00:22:18stop let go of it it's you i guess it's my turn to save you his lawyer here
00:22:29what so you're at it again huh bullying people weaker than you
00:22:34zach what the hell has gotten into you and whose boyfriend are you and how did you two even meet
00:22:39spare me charlotte you and i only dated because our agents told us to nobody believed that was real
00:22:45least of all you uh steve from the belucci group uh what are you doing here miss anne it's come
00:22:55to my
00:22:55attention that you've had a physical altercation with miss man are you hurt what did they screw
00:23:01up your prescription she's covered in marks yeah caught a few hits steve don't hesitate let anne slap her
00:23:11back miss man i'm sure you're aware that your behavior towards any member of the belucci family is
00:23:18completely unacceptable miss anne you took several hits my recommendation strike back immediately you
00:23:29have the full backing of the belucci family no need to hesitate yeah tell you what i got some dirt
00:23:34on
00:23:34charlotte too shouldn't waste the opportunity while we're both here go on hit her
00:23:58you know you really do deserve the slap but i'm not gonna be an asshole like you
00:24:08thanks ann ann ann ann get me my script this is my set
00:24:16sir do we go ahead with slapping charlotte and made her choice let's hold off for now
00:24:25ann ann ann ann
00:24:30i'm married and if you're looking for someone to
00:24:35hook up with to feel your boring friday night i am not that person well that'd be nice but no
00:24:42i just came to give you this thank you oh and uh you got mine still right sorry here oh
00:24:49my god no
00:24:49keep it. I was joking. I was going to return something to you that was just in the right
00:24:54breast pocket there. My badge. I thought I lost this for good. Yeah, you left it on your
00:25:01fake lawyering day. Right. About in there, I'm sorry. I don't usually talk like that.
00:25:11I believe you. It seems like our vibes warmed up a little bit. You want to grab a drink?
00:25:18I'd love to, again, but I am married, so... Well, I know that, Mrs. Bellucci, but
00:25:26come on, everyone knows that marriage is fake. Believe me, been there, no judgment, but you're
00:25:31not actually in love with Sleeping Beauty, are you? It's funny that you call him that, but I really
00:25:36have to go, so here's my card, and I'll see you around. Bye-bye. Wait, let me drive you home.
00:25:48What is this? Keep up. What a cursed date. Nothing is going right. Everything is wrong.
00:25:56And Zach, seriously? Suddenly playing hero for that nobody?
00:26:05Is that... Zach's car? Who's he waiting for? Probably an actress. We're literally outside
00:26:13the studio. Well, whoever she is. Lucky her. Zach is absolutely waiting for you. No question.
00:26:21Surely he must have realized that he was way out of line earlier and is waiting to drive
00:26:27me home as an apology. What the hell are you doing, Zach? Open the door. Now. The hell
00:26:43am I doing? What are you doing? Why are you yanking on my car? Obviously, you pissed me off
00:26:48earlier. So here's what's happening. You're going to drive me home. Now. Wow. Yeah, there
00:26:53is really something wrong with you. Have you seen Anna around? She was just here. What
00:26:58are you talking about? Oh, that little bitch! Right, yeah. Why'd I even ask you? What? Damn,
00:27:05she probably left without waiting for me. Without waiting for me. Well, you know what they
00:27:08say. What did they say? Zach! Zach! Zach! That's rough. Was she trying to get in the car and
00:27:22got shut down publicly? Man, I'm embarrassed for her. Wait. Hold on. Isn't that Charlotte
00:27:29man the famous actress? Really? Charlotte just got rejected? I'm texting my friends. Oh my
00:27:40God. Are you okay? Try that little bitch! I'm gonna kill her! No! Welcome home. Thank
00:27:54you. How's it going? Good. Good. Did anything happen today? Anybody bully you? Any handsome
00:28:04stranger try to rescue you? Are you the one that sent Steve? I should have known it was
00:28:11you. You don't have to thank me. But if I'd known you and Zach were so close, I wouldn't
00:28:16have had to send Steve. Okay, Zach and I only met once. He's just very kind-hearted.
00:28:24So kind-hearted that he's trying to help nurse a married woman. It's none of your business,
00:28:30okay? Well, that kind of hurts. I came fully prepared to care. Fine. Only because I don't
00:28:38want my face to bruise. I'm gonna come thank you. How'd you hurt your knee?
00:29:11Um, the ointment? Yeah, right. Sorry. Yeah, the ointment.
00:29:23He said, how'd you hurt your knee? On the type of early trips over air? It was, um, before
00:29:30Steve got there. That asshole I was supposed to interview. Nothing new. Industry's full
00:29:37of people like that. Okay, well, if you come across another asshole, just let me know.
00:29:41I'll handle it. You're being weirdly sweet today. It's very suspicious. I'm being practical,
00:29:47okay? You shouldn't have to deal with idiots. Inefficient, all right? Focus on what matters.
00:29:53Tracking down my brother. Okay. Whatever you say.
00:30:04Oh my god. Charlotte got recast? Charlotte's no longer involved in this project. After the
00:30:16stun she pulled today, she's not getting work for a long time. How do you know so much about
00:30:21that? Did you make the call? It's easy. No big deal, right? No need to thank me. Look at you.
00:30:31I might actually start liking you.
00:30:37Uh, I'm, I'm gonna go to bed. I'm, I'm getting kind of tired. Night.
00:30:42I'm gonna, I'm gonna take this. Sorry, ma'am. You're not permitted inside.
00:30:52Uh, not permitted? I work here. Not anymore.
00:30:56This is bullshit. Let me in or I'm going to. This is all because of that little bitch.
00:31:03Charlotte? I think you should see this. What now? A five million dollar reward. Kick me back.
00:31:08What? Oh. Five million, huh? For a baby?
00:31:16Well, looks like my chance finally showed up.
00:31:41They say this stuff could make even a coma patient pop right up. Once he loses control,
00:31:47they'll have to accept me.
00:31:57Shana, I bought you the latest hat bag.
00:32:22Shana, I bought you the latest hat bag.
00:32:28Lewis? Are you there?
00:32:37Oh, poor coma boy.
00:32:40How could I possibly expect you to answer me?
00:32:53Oh, looks like it's really kicking in.
00:32:57I did good, didn't I?
00:33:10Are you kidding me?
00:33:15Hello?
00:33:18Yes, fine. I'll be there in a few minutes.
00:33:23This isn't over, Lewis.
00:33:25Mont by Mont Shard.
00:33:38Lewis, what's wrong?
00:33:43Lewis, what's wrong?
00:33:45I don't know what's happening to you right now.
00:33:48I want you so badly.
00:33:51I'm right here.
00:34:11Wait, wait.
00:34:13I gotta know you want this too.
00:34:16Yeah?
00:34:46Oh my God, my arm's killing me.
00:34:49Yeah, mine too.
00:34:57Would you mind unlocking me?
00:34:58I'm so sorry.
00:35:00I am so sorry.
00:35:01Um, got that yesterday.
00:35:03I thought we might as well try it.
00:35:06As long as you had fun.
00:35:09I take full responsibility about last night.
00:35:13Don't make it sound so intense.
00:35:14It was just one night.
00:35:16Let me look for the key.
00:35:17What do you mean, just one night?
00:35:19It means what it means.
00:35:22Ah.
00:35:24You are being released.
00:35:27Anne, are you in there?
00:35:33Anne, are you in there?
00:35:34You missed breakfast.
00:35:36You should at least have some lunch.
00:35:37Yes.
00:35:38Yeah, I will be down in just a minute.
00:35:40Anne, what are you doing?
00:35:42Turn it the other way.
00:35:43I'm trying.
00:35:44I'm coming in right now.
00:35:49Oh.
00:35:51Morning.
00:35:51Wow.
00:35:52Last night was quite productive.
00:35:56Anne, you certainly have the imagination.
00:36:01Yeah, I get that a lot.
00:36:04I'm just...
00:36:05I'm very committed to earning that $5 million bonus.
00:36:09Well, I'll leave you to it.
00:36:12Oh, and don't forget to come down for lunch later.
00:36:15Yes.
00:36:19Oh, my God.
00:36:21Oh, my God.
00:36:22That was close.
00:36:23Hey.
00:36:24Huh.
00:36:24Hey.
00:36:25Are you okay?
00:36:26Why aren't you saying anything?
00:36:30It's evil locked.
00:36:35Look, I meant what I said earlier about taking responsibility.
00:36:40Well, what else do you think there is to do?
00:36:43I mean, we already got married.
00:36:44That was kind of the irresponsible thing.
00:36:46I mean, yeah, you're, like, tough to deal with sometimes, but, like, I'm, I mean, like, making more of an
00:36:51effort to, like, like you and care for you.
00:36:54Wow.
00:36:56Thanks.
00:36:58That's probably the worst confession I've ever heard.
00:37:01Whatever.
00:37:02I'm not really looking to date anyone right now, anyway.
00:37:05I mean, priorities are my career and making money.
00:37:08I see.
00:37:11See what?
00:37:13Hey, Steve.
00:37:15Uh, I needed an immediate acquisition of, uh, what's your company called?
00:37:20AD Studios.
00:37:21Of AD Studios.
00:37:22Do this right away.
00:37:22Once you get full ownership, transfer it to Ann Morris.
00:37:26Yeah.
00:37:27Right now.
00:37:31What are you doing?
00:37:32That is not what I meant.
00:37:33Stop.
00:37:33You said you wanted money and power.
00:37:35I'm giving you both.
00:37:36Oh, God.
00:37:37You are impossible to talk to.
00:37:38Take it back.
00:37:39Now.
00:37:41Steve, hold off on that.
00:37:43I have to figure out what Mrs. Bellucci actually wants.
00:37:46What is your problem?
00:37:55Men and their ideas.
00:37:57It's truly horrifying.
00:38:01I just need to take this scandal shot, get the money, and disappear.
00:38:14Oh, hey.
00:38:15Zach.
00:38:16What a coincidence.
00:38:18Ann, it's good to see you.
00:38:20You can let go now?
00:38:22Oh, why would I do that?
00:38:23You're literally falling for me.
00:38:26A bit greasy.
00:38:28That's a fair critique.
00:38:29In my defense, I thought it was a good pun at the time.
00:38:33What are you doing all geared up?
00:38:34Where are you headed?
00:38:35I actually am headed to investigate some very classified, unspeakable stuff.
00:38:41Hmm.
00:38:43You know, I think I recognize that guy.
00:38:46What guy?
00:38:47The guy in the picture sticking out of your very classified and unspeakable little bag.
00:38:59Mind if I take a closer look?
00:39:02Yeah, why not?
00:39:13Okay, dig into your memory.
00:39:15Where do you know him from?
00:39:17Oh, yeah.
00:39:18This guy's been in pictures with some of my mafia buddies.
00:39:22Mafia buddies?
00:39:24You have mafia buddies.
00:39:26The Carruccias.
00:39:27It's funny, when you're making your indie film, you make some strange friends.
00:39:32Uh-huh.
00:39:33Yeah.
00:39:34They just love westerns.
00:39:36Tried to get them in as extras, but those guys do not take direction.
00:39:41And mister.
00:39:44Well, I'll buy some flowers.
00:39:46Get some for your girlfriend.
00:39:48I'll give you a couple's discount.
00:39:49Oh, no.
00:39:50We're...
00:39:50We'll take the whole bunch.
00:39:53Eh.
00:39:55It's for you.
00:39:58Thank you, mister.
00:39:59You really did not have to do that.
00:40:02Come on.
00:40:03Kid's just trying to make a living.
00:40:04Yeah.
00:40:05I guess it helps him out, so.
00:40:10Hey, Anne, I had something important to tell you.
00:40:19Hey, Anne, I had something important to tell you.
00:40:23Yep.
00:40:44It's too bad about the flowers.
00:40:46Um, what were you going to say earlier?
00:40:52Nothing.
00:40:53Nothing important.
00:40:54Come on.
00:40:55Let's go.
00:41:05What the hell happened here?
00:41:07A bunch of people stormed in here earlier, and they, uh, trashed your desk.
00:41:12You guys didn't try to stop them?
00:41:14They looked way too scary.
00:41:15We were not about to die for your desk.
00:41:18Why would they even do that?
00:41:21Maybe you should check the gossip headlines yourself.
00:41:27Caught on camera.
00:41:29Notorious paparazzi Anne Morris spotted on a street date with movie star Zac Efron.
00:41:34Rumor has it-
00:41:35What is this bullshit?
00:41:36Who even wrote this?
00:41:39Flash grid?
00:41:40Come on.
00:41:41I pose as a fake lawyer wants to scare them.
00:41:43Did they have to go this far just for revenge?
00:41:48Oh.
00:41:50Anne Morris, Anne Morris over here.
00:41:51Are you the reason he and Charlotte split?
00:41:54Did you break them up?
00:41:55She doesn't deserve him.
00:41:57You ruined the cutest couple ever, you homewrecker.
00:42:00Oh my god, this is the worst!
00:42:30Who is that guy? Is it possible that's Luis Bellucci?
00:42:35No wait, that's Luis Bellucci, he's been in a coma, everyone knows that.
00:42:38Okay, whatever misunderstandings there may be, whatever rumors you may have heard,
00:42:43does not give you the right to attack my wife.
00:42:46Stop it now, or the Bellucci group will not hesitate to take legal action.
00:42:51That's really Luis Bellucci, the heir.
00:42:54Mr. Bellucci, when did you marry Ann Morris? And do you realize that she is a notoriously infamous paparazzi?
00:43:01Mr. Bellucci, if I'm not mistaken, weren't you in a coma? When did you wake up?
00:43:06Let me clear some things up for you.
00:43:08Number one, yes, I woke up recently. My health is no longer a concern.
00:43:14Number two, what happened yesterday? There seems to be some misunderstandings.
00:43:18Zach is a trusted business partner of mine. Twisting photos into some scandalous thing is not only irresponsible, it's just
00:43:26a waste of time.
00:43:27Number three, bought Ann.
00:43:30We have been in love since the moment we got married. She is a wonderful person and deserves all your
00:43:36respect.
00:43:37Obviously, whatever she chooses to pursue, I will back her.
00:43:42Wow, the Bellucci heir looks nothing like those rumors about him being old and ugly.
00:43:48He's actually insanely good-looking.
00:43:51Maybe we got this whole thing wrong. I mean, why would Ann cheat with Zach if she was just standing
00:43:56next to her?
00:43:57We have been in love since the day we got married. She is a wonderful person and deserves your respect.
00:44:03What? What? Why am I giving her?
00:44:07Linda, what now?
00:44:09Whatever she decides to pursue, I will back her.
00:44:11Is that Luis Bellucci? Isn't he supposed to be basically a vegetable?
00:44:17I know. Weren't the rumors saying that he was old and ugly and practically dying? Why does he look that
00:44:24handsome?
00:44:25Oh my god! Why is this happening? Why does Ann get all the luck?
00:44:30Refusing to marry him is the stupidest decision I've made in my entire life.
00:44:37Linda? Linda? Linda! Linda!
00:44:45Now, I feel like I have answered all your questions as kindly and as calmly as I possibly could.
00:44:50But hear me now. If rumors like this come up again, and there is anything about my wife or the
00:44:57Bellucci group, I will sue immediately.
00:45:02Thank you. Good day.
00:45:06Oh, thank you. Really. Thank you.
00:45:11Come on. Let's go home.
00:45:13Yes.
00:45:19Oh my god. Oh my god. Thank god you're finally awake. I knew all my daily good deeds would finally
00:45:32pay off one day.
00:45:33Grandma, it's been like half an hour. It's getting a little creepy.
00:45:36Oh, you're right. I might have gone a little overboard.
00:45:40Oh, did I even introduce you to Ann?
00:45:43Uh, yeah. Yeah, we just met. But, uh, it already feels familiar.
00:45:53Yeah. Same for me.
00:45:59Come in.
00:46:01I cleaned your jacket for you. Thank you so much for today. For taking all those hits from me.
00:46:08That's what husbands are supposed to do.
00:46:13Do you want to sit?
00:46:19Well, now that you're publicly awake, uh, have you thought about what's next?
00:46:26Honestly, no. No, today was pretty much all impulse. I still got my head on straight, don't worry.
00:46:33If you want, I can write something up for you, polish your business image a bit.
00:46:36No, you don't have to rush to pay me back, okay? I meant what I said. Take responsibility.
00:46:42Yeah. I know. I know.
00:46:57Oh my god! I totally forgot. I came here to tell you something super important.
00:47:08Okay, alright. Yeah, what is it?
00:47:11I found out that your brother Vincent might have some ties to the mob.
00:47:14Okay, yeah. Makes sense.
00:47:16I tapped some connections, did some light stalking, and I found out that on Friday he's meeting with the mob
00:47:22at an abandoned factory up north.
00:47:23They're cooking up some kind of underground deal.
00:47:27I'm impressed.
00:47:29By you, not by Vincent, obviously.
00:47:33I know. And on Friday, I'm gonna go myself and see what they're up to.
00:47:37No, no, I'll send my guys. I can't risk that. That's too dangerous.
00:47:41No, that's, trust me, it's the kind of thing that I should handle.
00:47:45Besides, I won't be alone.
00:47:47What do you mean?
00:47:48Well, I'm gonna find an assistant.
00:47:51Preferably someone quick, smart, good in a fight.
00:47:57Okay, I see what you're saying.
00:47:59Alright, I'll go with you.
00:48:01Okay, come on. I'm not letting Chonda murder me for dragging you out.
00:48:04I'm responsible for my subcontractor's health, okay? Don't worry about Chonda. We'll sneak out anyway.
00:48:12Okay.
00:48:13Okay?
00:48:14Sounds kind of funny.
00:48:39Sorry.
00:48:40Are you sure no one's gonna snap us in a place like this?
00:48:44You know, I've been doing this five years. Turns out the most dangerous places are where you're the safest.
00:48:54Oops, sorry. I forgot to turn the flash off.
00:49:02It's not funny. Now I know why the paparazzi is all over you. You're way too easy to spot.
00:49:09Sir? You may want to see this.
00:49:16Always causing trouble. Let's go.
00:49:19It's where, Sarah?
00:49:20The seafood shack and you're driving.
00:49:31Thanks, man.
00:49:32So have you thought at all about that exclusive interview? Don't do those every day.
00:49:37Of course. I mean, after our latest scan, though we both have plenty of buzz, that interview would be huge.
00:49:44I hope so. But, uh, judging from your outfit today, I don't know if you've fully adapted to the celebrity
00:49:50lifestyle.
00:49:50Okay, don't remind me.
00:49:51You have no idea what I went through that day. I literally escaped the office under a bunch of flying
00:49:56food.
00:49:58But Lewis showed up, so that was helpful.
00:50:02Well, it sure was convenient timing for him.
00:50:05I was coming to help you, I just...
00:50:08I'd never market it.
00:50:09It's okay. This exclusive totally makes up for it.
00:50:13You know, I've never done one of these before.
00:50:16What do I get?
00:50:19Um...
00:50:21Well, I can...
00:50:22How about I serve you a crab leg?
00:50:40You guys mind if I join?
00:50:41Lewis? What are you doing here?
00:50:43Photos of you already online.
00:50:45I thought I was your husband.
00:50:47It was my responsibility to show up, you know.
00:50:49Make sure no scandals happen.
00:50:52Like someone hitting on a married woman.
00:50:59Wow, that is incredible.
00:51:01You've only been awake, what, three, four hours?
00:51:04And already you're letting your insecurity talk.
00:51:07I'm just here to make sure that, uh...
00:51:09No questionable people...
00:51:11Get close to my wife.
00:51:13Call it a responsibility, you know.
00:51:16I mean, you did already ruin her reputation last time, right?
00:51:19Yeah, so I'm not responsible enough to marry her while I'm deep in a coma.
00:51:22Box in her entire life as a result.
00:51:24It's okay.
00:51:24I think there has been a misunderstanding.
00:51:27Lewis, Zach very nicely asked me to do this exclusive interview for him.
00:51:31That is why we're having lunch today.
00:51:33Oh, an exclusive interview. That sounds interesting.
00:51:38Maybe they should ask you about your dating history.
00:51:41There's probably a lot of interesting stuff there, huh?
00:51:44Yeah, there's a ton.
00:51:45I've gotten up to a bunch the past couple of years.
00:51:47It's the type of thing that you can do when you're not unconscious.
00:51:50How about we all eat some seafood?
00:51:52This is a huge combo.
00:51:53I'm just setting boundaries.
00:51:55Something you clearly know nothing about.
00:51:57Oh, I know boundaries.
00:52:00Like not telling Anne what she can and can't do.
00:52:02Not interrupting when she's trying to have a nice dinner with a friend.
00:52:05Oh my god.
00:52:07I think I've had enough of this childish little bickering, so enjoy this feast without me.
00:52:12I'm gonna go.
00:52:13Okay, Anne.
00:52:14Anne!
00:52:19Bellucci, air my ass. Can't even pick up the tab.
00:52:27Hey, walking away is not a great habit.
00:52:29But I know Zach is incredibly annoying.
00:52:32Well, don't pin it all on him. You just act like you're in kindergarten.
00:52:35And now I am seriously worried about tomorrow's investigation.
00:52:38Okay, well don't be. I'm going with you.
00:52:41Yeah, that's kind of the reason why I'm worried.
00:52:45Just promise me that whatever happens tomorrow, you follow my lead.
00:52:49Okay?
00:52:51Okay.
00:53:07What?
00:53:07Good boy.
00:53:09Nice outfit.
00:53:11It's not easy toning down all...
00:53:14Okay, hot guy.
00:53:16Let's move.
00:53:19Oh, no, no, no.
00:53:21We're not taking that. That's way too high key.
00:53:25We're taking that.
00:53:26We're taking that.
00:53:45Oh, alright. Do we really need to do this?
00:53:48Yes.
00:53:49Absolutely.
00:53:50This is called low profile.
00:53:51Okay, then why do I feel like everyone's staring and judging me?
00:53:56Probably because you still look good even if you're squished on the back seat like that.
00:54:01Yeah, I keep telling myself that.
00:54:03Alright, come on.
00:54:16I think you can let go now.
00:54:18Yeah.
00:54:23Well...
00:54:25Here we are.
00:54:27From now on, we travel light.
00:54:30I brought something too.
00:54:34Why did you bring those?
00:54:35In case I need to punch them.
00:54:37Keep them under control.
00:54:39Okay, let's hope it doesn't come to that.
00:54:43If I recall...
00:54:45You handcuffed me for the entire night the other night.
00:54:49I think it's your turn to see how it feels.
00:54:50Are you...
00:54:50Lewis!
00:54:52Can you not be five years old for one second?
00:54:54It's not a big deal.
00:54:55Okay, look.
00:54:56Alright?
00:54:57Now we're both handcuffed.
00:54:59See?
00:54:59No big deal.
00:55:00Can you get it off, please?
00:55:01We have to go.
00:55:02I have a key.
00:55:03Relax.
00:55:10Take it off.
00:55:11I think I left it at home.
00:55:13You what?
00:55:14Okay, hold on.
00:55:15Maybe I can get it off without it.
00:55:17Take it off.
00:55:17We just got here and we already look like idiots.
00:55:20I am so sorry.
00:55:22I didn't expect them to be so user hostile.
00:55:25Well, guess we're stuck like this now.
00:55:28Whatever.
00:55:29We have to go.
00:55:40Why did that idiot have to wake up?
00:55:42Now.
00:55:44This ruins the whole plan.
00:55:47He's roasting you.
00:55:51I'm gonna get my recorder.
00:55:57Okay.
00:55:59Follow my lead.
00:56:06Welp.
00:56:16I guess the poison I used on Louie Bellucci was way too mild.
00:56:20That moron actually woke up.
00:56:23Reed, have you seen?
00:56:25No.
00:56:25We handled everything clean.
00:56:27Good.
00:56:28Good.
00:56:30The chairman of the Kennedy Group won't make it to the week.
00:56:32I want it done clean, fast, and I want it traced to no one.
00:56:36You got it?
00:56:39And the payment?
00:56:41We still haven't been paid for taking out Kennedy's partners.
00:56:44Last time or the time before.
00:56:46We risk our lives out here, you know.
00:56:48We don't do charity.
00:56:49Yeah.
00:56:49I got it.
00:56:51Relax.
00:56:52Okay?
00:56:52You'll get your money.
00:56:54I'll wire it soon.
00:56:56But, if you help me take out Louie Bellucci, and clear the way for me as the CEO of the
00:57:01Bellucci Group, I'll pay double.
00:57:06I've got enough footage.
00:57:08Oh!
00:57:17Who's there?
00:57:19No one gets out of here knowing what happened.
00:57:21Go!
00:57:22Take them out!
00:57:24Oh, gotcha.
00:57:24Go, go, go, go, go, go.
00:57:29No, no, no, no, no.
00:57:30Come, come, come, come, come, come.
00:57:31Hey, hey, store's off.
00:57:33Here.
00:57:36There they are.
00:57:45Come on.
00:57:47Come on.
00:57:47Help me over here.
00:57:50Come on.
00:57:50Use more muscle, man.
00:57:53Oh, fuck.
00:57:54Fuck.
00:57:55This sounds like bitching, man.
00:57:57I'll have to kill them.
00:57:58Man, fuck it in pants anyways.
00:57:59Fuck this shit.
00:58:00Fuck.
00:58:02Okay.
00:58:03That was terrifying.
00:58:05But, we should accomplish that, right?
00:58:08I mean, we basically got your brother to confess to trying to kill you.
00:58:11So, that's helpful.
00:58:13I don't know where to thank you.
00:58:16Sure you do.
00:58:18Just raise the price.
00:58:20Twelve million.
00:58:21Twelve.
00:58:21Okay.
00:58:22Why don't you just aim higher?
00:58:24Why don't you just ask for the shares of the Belushi Group?
00:58:26Well, careful.
00:58:27I might actually take you up on that.
00:58:31Okay, well, we're safe for now, but how are we going to get out of here?
00:58:40It's not even a handle.
00:58:41Shoot.
00:58:43How are we going to get out of here?
00:58:50Great.
00:58:54Okay, I think we're stuck in here.
00:58:55Yeah, well, handcuffed in case you forgot.
00:58:58And no service.
00:59:00Does anyone else even know where we are?
00:59:01No, Steve doesn't even know where I am.
00:59:04I guess we just...
00:59:08...leave it up to fate?
00:59:14Well, what happened?
00:59:15Where are they?
00:59:15They ran into the room.
00:59:16It was locked.
00:59:18I think they got away.
00:59:20Got away.
00:59:24You're useless.
00:59:25You're both absolutely useless.
00:59:27Did you...
00:59:28Did you at least get a look at their face?
00:59:29What'd they look like?
00:59:31A man and a woman.
00:59:33A man and a woman.
00:59:33The woman looked like that paparazzi from the recent scandal.
00:59:36Yeah.
00:59:38Recent scandal.
00:59:41And Morris.
00:59:43And the guy with her.
00:59:44It must have been that actor guy.
00:59:45Zach making headlines.
00:59:46The...
00:59:46Was he good looking?
00:59:48I don't know.
00:59:49Was he cute?
00:59:50Was he hot?
00:59:51Was he beautiful?
00:59:51What?
00:59:52He's cute.
00:59:52He's good looking.
00:59:53Good looking.
00:59:54Good.
00:59:55Then it's gotta be them.
00:59:56Let's go.
00:59:57Let's go get them.
01:00:02I mean it's not so bad.
01:00:04It could be worse.
01:00:04You know, worst case scenario.
01:00:06They find us in a couple of days.
01:00:07We have the camera.
01:00:08It's all the evidence.
01:00:10Basically national heroes.
01:00:12Yeah.
01:00:14Honored for exposing your darling brother
01:00:16who pretends to be a harmless pretty peacock
01:00:20but is actually a hitman hiring psychopath.
01:00:23By the way, you guys are brothers.
01:00:25How are you this different?
01:00:27I didn't even know I had a brother until after college.
01:00:30I thought I had the perfect family.
01:00:31And my parents died.
01:00:34And I saw him for the first time at the funeral.
01:00:39That's how I learned my dad was cheating.
01:00:41And I had a half brother that I didn't even want.
01:00:45So my grandma took him in
01:00:46and pretty soon he wanted to take over the company.
01:00:50And he poisoned me.
01:00:53More than once.
01:00:56Steve started to handle everything for me
01:00:58and just tried to make sure he didn't put the company under.
01:01:02You know, sometimes
01:01:04the expectations of everything can just like weigh you down.
01:01:07You know?
01:01:10I guess
01:01:11too many expectations is better than none.
01:01:15When my mom died, um...
01:01:19My dad let my stepmom run everything.
01:01:21None of them believed in me.
01:01:23They didn't want me to succeed.
01:01:25But I just...
01:01:28I pushed through and I worked really hard and studied and...
01:01:32I'm gonna be happier than any of them ever will be.
01:01:36I know you will.
01:01:38I always thought that.
01:01:40If you let me, I'd really like to be able to see it.
01:01:45Yeah.
01:01:48I'd like that.
01:01:50How about this?
01:01:53In two weeks we get married for real.
01:01:58Okay.
01:01:59Yeah?
01:01:59Let's do it properly this time.
01:02:01Okay.
01:02:01Why am I willing to wait for you?
01:02:07I've never...
01:02:19You two are...
01:02:21together.
01:02:22What's going on?
01:02:23What did I miss?
01:02:25It's not my looks like...
01:02:26Yes.
01:02:28Well, maybe it is.
01:02:29We are together now.
01:02:31I was gone for one day.
01:02:33What happened?
01:02:34You'll be fine, Zack.
01:02:35Okay?
01:02:36Thank you, by the way.
01:02:38How did you guys even find us?
01:02:40Well, we'd been trying to reach you all day and got nothing.
01:02:43Finally, Zack decided to track your location on your phone.
01:02:48Searched every room in this factory.
01:02:50This storage room is the only one that was left.
01:02:52Got a technician to open the doors.
01:02:55I really appreciate that.
01:02:57Anne and I both really appreciate that.
01:03:01Anne, can I talk to you alone for a second?
01:03:04I would love to, but...
01:03:06Unfortunately, we're a little chained up at the moment.
01:03:08So unless you want me part of that conversation, I don't think so.
01:03:14How about tomorrow?
01:03:16Gotcha.
01:03:18Um...
01:03:19Seems like you two have this sorted.
01:03:21I think I've done my part.
01:03:22I'm gonna head out.
01:03:25I'm gonna go to a bar.
01:03:27I'm gonna get very drunk.
01:03:28I'm gonna hook up with a random woman.
01:03:32Maybe a man.
01:03:33Who knows?
01:03:34Don't text me.
01:03:39Listen, you shouldn't have jumped in and answered for me.
01:03:43I'll find the time to talk to him tomorrow.
01:03:44You're right.
01:03:45I'm sorry.
01:03:46I know you can handle it.
01:04:10I can break it to you, but you've been hugging that cocktail and crying for like three hours.
01:04:17Come on, man.
01:04:20Yeah, it is what it is.
01:04:24Are you sure you don't recognize me, man?
01:04:28Nope.
01:04:31But...
01:04:33Since you look so miserable...
01:04:38This one's on me.
01:04:41Judging Jason over here.
01:04:45Welcome to my bar.
01:04:46You look haggard.
01:04:53Oh, boy.
01:04:54I only had two drinks.
01:04:56My tolerance isn't that bad.
01:05:04Zach, watch out! Behind you!
01:05:06Oh, shit!
01:05:08What the fuck, man?
01:05:09You just bought me a drink!
01:05:11Wait a second to go!
01:05:12Oh, my God!
01:05:13Zach!
01:05:13Zach, are you okay?
01:05:15The drink.
01:05:16I'm figuring it out.
01:05:17Zach.
01:05:18Zach, I love you.
01:05:20I'm your number one fan.
01:05:22I've been waiting my whole life for this moment.
01:05:25Sure, yeah.
01:05:26Zach, he's like your insane super fan or something.
01:05:28And he drugged my drink.
01:05:31I'm going down soon.
01:05:32We gotta run.
01:05:32Yeah, you.
01:05:33You're that woman from the scandal with Zach.
01:05:36Mm-hmm.
01:05:37You filthy bitch!
01:05:40I'm gonna kill you!
01:05:41Run, run, run!
01:05:42Let's go.
01:05:46Come on, come on, come on.
01:05:47Go right here, go right here.
01:05:52And this is hitting really hard.
01:05:54I cannot run anymore.
01:05:55You gotta stay with me, okay?
01:05:57You'll be fine.
01:05:58Ann.
01:05:59This is a shitload of Molly and GHP.
01:06:02I am not gonna be awake for very long.
01:06:04You just gotta call the cops and leave me, man.
01:06:07Dear Zach, where are you?
01:06:11Don't hide from me.
01:06:15Damn it.
01:06:17I'm just a skeech.
01:06:19I'm going to run away myself.
01:06:20Hey!
01:06:21Psycho!
01:06:22You bitch.
01:06:24If you know what's good for you, step aside right now.
01:06:27I might just let you walk away.
01:06:29Not a chance.
01:06:31I'm actually gonna teach you a lesson for Zach.
01:06:37Zach here would never like a fan like you.
01:06:41That's all you got?
01:06:43Of course not.
01:06:45You're really pathetic, did you know that?
01:06:46I bet you just pretended to be nice to get close to Zach and drug him.
01:06:50Is that right?
01:06:50You said that you love him, but you can't even show him your true self?
01:06:53It's disgusting!
01:06:54You better stop doing this.
01:06:56You know, the second Zach sees you, he would have run in the other direction
01:06:58because he hates people like you.
01:06:59And he chose me.
01:07:01Not you.
01:07:01Never you.
01:07:02You bitch!
01:07:03I'm gonna bash your head in!
01:07:06You don't mean to do that!
01:07:07Ah!
01:07:08Nice!
01:07:12Whoa!
01:07:13What?
01:07:14Hey!
01:07:14Hey!
01:07:15You okay?
01:07:16Yeah, fine.
01:07:16Her arm just hurts a little.
01:07:18Take him to the Bellucci Mansion.
01:07:20Don't tell anyone.
01:07:21Hey!
01:07:21Hey!
01:07:24Um, Zach passed out.
01:07:25The guy drugged him.
01:07:26It's fine.
01:07:26My guys will take him to the hospital.
01:07:28He told me your location.
01:07:29That's how I knew you were here.
01:07:30Really?
01:07:31Yeah.
01:07:32I didn't expect you guys to ever work together.
01:07:37What?
01:07:42Talk.
01:07:44Right now.
01:07:45Who sent you?
01:07:46No one.
01:07:48Nobody sent me.
01:07:50I did it myself.
01:07:51I just love Zach.
01:07:53That's all.
01:07:54Oh, really?
01:07:55Let's go over a few things, shall we?
01:07:58You're not a bartender.
01:07:59You just disguised yourself as one tonight.
01:08:02And you just happened to be carrying a sedative?
01:08:04It sure seems like you were after Zach.
01:08:06But the real puzzle is, how did you even know he was going to be there?
01:08:10Stop messing with him.
01:08:12Fine.
01:08:13We already know everything.
01:08:15We unlocked your phone, so we're just giving you a chance to say it yourself.
01:08:18All right.
01:08:18All right.
01:08:19I'll talk.
01:08:21I love Zach.
01:08:23Okay?
01:08:23Last night, this man in the purple suit just suddenly showed up.
01:08:28He said he could help me have Zach.
01:08:31Said he knew people around him and could track his location.
01:08:34Still obsessed with the purple suits?
01:08:37He gave me the sedative.
01:08:39Told me exactly what to do.
01:08:41He said I could have Zach all night as long as I sent some photos afterward of us.
01:08:48You know.
01:08:51Together.
01:08:53Together.
01:08:57Okay.
01:08:58That is disgusting.
01:08:59Okay.
01:08:59Here's what's going to happen.
01:09:00You're going to call him right now.
01:09:02You're going to say you got something about Zach.
01:09:04You're going to meet him at the park nearby.
01:09:07You got it?
01:09:14So, what's going on, buddy?
01:09:16Figured you'd be busy tonight.
01:09:18Too busy to mess with anyone else, especially me.
01:09:21Andy.
01:09:22Right.
01:09:23Introductions.
01:09:24This is Charlotte.
01:09:24She helped us track Zach's phone.
01:09:26And apparently you have some huge dirt on Zach that she insisted on being here to hear for herself.
01:09:32You really are delightfully wicked, aren't you?
01:09:34Alright, enough.
01:09:35Okay, so spill it already.
01:09:36What's this Zach thing?
01:09:40I'm...
01:09:42I'm sorry.
01:09:46Wait, no.
01:09:47What's going on?
01:09:48What are you...
01:09:48Vincent Bellucci?
01:09:50Charlemagne.
01:09:51You're under arrest for conspiracy to commit murder and aggravated assault.
01:09:55What?
01:09:56This must be some sort of mistake.
01:09:57You can't arrest me.
01:09:58You idiots have any idea who I am!
01:10:00Oh!
01:10:01Oh!
01:10:03Well, we...
01:10:05We already collected all the evidence, so...
01:10:08And you're witness, so...
01:10:09Well, he's over there.
01:10:12No.
01:10:12No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
01:10:14This is a setup!
01:10:15You think you can frame me?
01:10:17Oh, gee, no, nobody.
01:10:19How...
01:10:19Alright, enough.
01:10:21You're done, Vincent.
01:10:23Everything you did led you to here.
01:10:25Oh!
01:10:25You're trying to stop me!
01:10:27You know who I am!
01:10:30Sir, you're a genius.
01:10:32Oh!
01:10:33Ah!
01:10:35When the bat hit me, that's killing me now.
01:10:38Okay.
01:10:38Come on, I'll take you.
01:10:44Do I really have to share a room with him?
01:10:46Oh, please, you think I enjoy this?
01:10:48It gives me a headache looking at your gaunt face every day.
01:10:51You look like a haunted Victorian child.
01:10:53Okay, show some respect, man.
01:10:54I am your rescuer.
01:10:55I saved you from a very yucky situation with that bartender.
01:10:59Okay, if your blind brother hadn't gotten us mixed up,
01:11:02I would never have been in this situation to begin with.
01:11:04Okay, I have had enough of this.
01:11:05You two are acting like children.
01:11:07I'll lead you two to argue together,
01:11:09and I'm gonna go find some peace.
01:11:12Don't kill each other.
01:11:24Hey.
01:11:27You're a solid guy.
01:11:30I feel like I can trust Anne with you.
01:11:35It means a lot.
01:11:36Better treat her right, though.
01:11:39One false move, I'll be right back here.
01:11:41I'll steal her back.
01:11:43Promise I am not gonna give you that chance.
01:11:49In two weeks, we're gonna do a proper wedding.
01:11:51You should come.
01:11:53You're an important witness.
01:11:57I wouldn't miss it.
01:12:03The bride is entering.
01:12:05Please, all rise for her.
01:12:07I never thought.
01:12:09I never thought.
01:12:11It happened on me.
01:12:15A stolen glance at the wedding.
01:12:18Eyes closed.
01:12:20Steam in the bathroom light.
01:12:23Why am I willing to wait?
01:12:25I'm so moved.
01:12:27Me too.
01:12:28I can't handle scenes like this.
01:12:31Dearly beloved,
01:12:33we are gathered today to witness the union
01:12:36of Louis Belushi and Anne Morris.
01:12:40Louis, Anne, I'll ask you to share your vows
01:12:44and affirm that you entered this marriage willingly
01:12:48and wholeheartedly.
01:12:50I do.
01:12:52I do.
01:12:54Seriously, can't this guy show up to one wedding
01:12:57without being injured?
01:12:58Who knows?
01:13:00Maybe it's that type of romance.
01:13:02Louis, you may kiss the bride.
01:13:14Don't be shy.
01:13:17I can feel it move.
01:13:21Say it, say it, say it, pretend.
01:13:24Why can't my heart just let it end?
01:13:28Say it, say it.
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