00:01I love listening to music. I'll show you the proof. Check my Spotify hours. They're through
00:08the roof. If I'm not in my car listening to the radio, I throw in my AirPods and I'm ready
00:14to go.
00:15They're so tiny and aesthetic, but dang are they annoying. I just want a vibe to the music
00:22I'm enjoying. Why is it so hard for my Bluetooth to connect? I'm worried my Hannah Montana music
00:29will publicly project. Look, I've got waxy ears. Yeah, I've said it. Let's not pretend.
00:38So you can imagine the complaint I have on that end. And they fall out on the floor,
00:44causing all kinds of mayhem. I need those hospital sock grippies glued onto them.
00:51As of right now, my left bud is misplaced, lost in the house, vanished without a trace.
00:59I'm done playing with these games that I can barely afford. Here's an idea. Let's attach
01:06them by a cord.
01:09Well done.
01:10Shinslam, what a legend.
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