00:00Tell me how it tastes
00:05Sweet
00:07Uh sticky
00:10You can do better than that
00:11I don't think I can
00:17Then I guess I'll just have to taste it for myself
00:23The Belfer brothers are here
00:26Noah's like the hottest guy on the planet
00:28Every girl has thrown herself at night
00:30Every girl has gotten rejected
00:32And Drew is an all-star
00:33Most popular, best athlete, best smile
00:36And there's a rumor that mom chose a lucky girl to marry one of them
00:40But nobody knows who it is
00:41If someone is choosing between the brothers, it should be me
00:43And it will be
00:44Whoever that girl is better, watch out
00:49Wow
00:50That outfit kinda makes it look like you feel it
00:53And your outfit almost makes you look like
00:56Proper gentleman
00:58She's sorry
00:59Yes
01:00No one talks to Noah Belford like that
01:02Maybe they should
01:04He needs to be humbled
01:05That's cute
01:06I don't think I need to be humbled by a whiny pest
01:08If I'm a whiny pest, then you're an arrogant bully
01:13That's funny
01:14I don't remember you calling me an arrogant bully last night
01:22Piper, how can you know them?
01:25Piper's?
01:26The girl who has to choose?
01:28To marry me or my brother?
01:29Stay on the P, you can count on me
01:31I ain't missing no steps
01:33Cause every romance shakes them out
01:35No
01:37Great!
01:38Now everyone at school knows I'm a promised bride for the belt of us
01:41I'm sorry
01:41I thought everyone should know
01:43Show's over, freaks!
01:46Seriously
01:46I told you
01:47I don't want her associated with us
01:49She's part of our circle now
01:50It's our job to make her feel welcome
01:52It's my job to go to guitar practice
01:54Everyone knows you're with the belt for example
01:57Don't embarrass us
02:06Way ahead of us
02:07Lisa
02:08I think
02:09You'll fit into that well
02:11Especially once I introduce you to my friends
02:13Piper
02:13These are my best friends, Megan and Cleo
02:16We kinda met already
02:17Oh, but we had no clue Piper's a girl you're supposed to marry
02:21We can take care of her, Drew
02:23I know, we besties
02:25Come on
02:27Don't worry, by the way
02:29You're a good hand
02:35Thanks, guys
02:36I've always had a hard time making friends
02:38Friends?
02:39Wait, you thought we were being serious?
02:41We're gonna prove you aren't worthy of the Belfort Brothers
02:43Do you even know who we are?
02:44My mother invented the spray tan
02:46What did your mom do?
02:47Scrub dishes?
02:48The Belfort Brothers are the hottest and richest guys at this school
02:51We aren't gonna let them marry some stinky little scar
02:53I never asked for any of this
02:55If I could go back to my school and my family, I would
02:58Ugh, girl
02:59You're not even good enough to clean the Belfort's toilet
03:02I'm gonna tell Drew about this
03:04You're not gonna tell Drew anything
03:05You want us to leave you alone?
03:07Dump the Belforts
03:08If I don't marry one of the brothers
03:10My father loses everything
03:12I can't back down
03:14Give me that back!
03:16My mom gave me this!
03:17It's vintage!
03:18Vintage is what poor people call used items so they feel special!
03:26Did you really think that a titless loser like you could get Noah Belfort's attention?
03:31With this tiny little bra
03:47What's that smell?
03:49I think it's hyper or should I say diaper?
03:53She smells like a hot load
03:55Ew
04:06Piper
04:07You're not supposed to be in here
04:09There's no private studio
04:12I get it!
04:15I get it!
04:16Okay, Noah?
04:18I don't belong here!
04:20You and everyone at this stupid school has made that abundantly clear!
04:23Piper?
04:24Screw you, Noah!
04:26Screw you!
04:33Who did this to you?
04:35You did this to me!
04:37As soon as you gave my bra back in front of everyone I became a target
04:40Don't be stupid
04:42How is it possible for you to insult me when you're trying to help?
04:47God, you're such a bully!
04:48You're no better than Alvaro's hazing committee, Megan and Cleo!
04:53It was Megan and Cleo
04:54It was Megan and Cleo
04:56Come with me
04:58Noah
04:59Where I'm going?
05:00Hey Noah!
05:01Noah, come here!
05:02We're trying times when I try
05:04I'm praying on you tonight
05:06I'm praying on you tonight
05:07Put you down, eat your life
05:09Just like animals
05:10Animals
05:11Like animals
05:13Like animals
05:14So
05:19Piper told me about your hilarious prank
05:21Nice work
05:22Piper, come here
05:24Piper
05:24I traded one bully for a worse one
05:26My future husband
05:27Noah Belfort
05:30Piper, come here
05:34Piper told me about your hilarious prank
05:35You destroyed her backpack
05:36Well yeah, I mean that cheap little thing was barely held together
05:39And then she's all like, I got it from my dead mom
05:42Oh my god
05:42No
05:44That's mine
05:49It's your turn
05:50Back, now
05:51Please, it's designer
05:52Hey Noah, back
05:57No
05:59Wow Cleo
06:00You really love this shit
06:02But no
06:03Oh
06:04Baby I'm carrying on you tonight
06:07Hunt you down, eat your life
06:09Just like animals
06:10If I hear about any one of you fuckers
06:12Going after Piper again
06:14You'll have to deal with me
06:15Baby you think that you can hide
06:17I can smell yourself in my mouth
06:20Just like animals
06:21Animals
06:22Like animals
06:24Hey
06:25Why did you help me?
06:27You don't even like me
06:29My mom would kill me if I didn't look out for you
06:31So let's not make it a habit of you getting into trouble
06:34I don't need your protection
06:36Tell that to the crying girl in the music room
06:39You know
06:40I used to think you were a dick
06:42Now I think you're a mega dick
06:44It's a nice way to speak to someone who just saved your ass
06:48Everyone in this school
06:50May bow down to Noah Belfort
06:52But not me
06:54So tell me
06:55Why do you go from being a jerk
06:56To a hero
06:58Right back to being a jerk again
07:00Maybe I want to be the only one who gets to bully you
07:03Hmm?
07:04So what, you're going to bully me and marry you?
07:06Get this to your head
07:09Whether you choose my brother and me
07:11I'm never marrying you
07:13Piper!
07:14What's wrong?
07:16Is he going to be an asshole to you again?
07:17I actually saved her from your two groupies
07:19Megan and Cleo
07:21Wait, for real?
07:23I'll go and talk to him
07:24No, don't
07:25It's over
07:25I don't want trouble
07:27The best thing you can do
07:29Is show them that you're not afraid
07:32Come with us
07:34She's not going to that stupid party
07:36You don't speak for me
07:40I'm in
07:41I should walk away
07:42Let her pick Drew
07:44And be done with this
07:45If Piper goes
07:47If Piper goes then I go
07:49When I walk in the room
07:51Eyes on me
07:53Camera action
07:54Say cheese
07:56When I walk in the room
07:58Eyes on me
07:59Take a seat
08:00I'm like you freeze
08:03A luau
08:06I would have thought that rich kid parties are like
08:09Caviar tastings on a yacht
08:10They are
08:12But, when we want to have fun
08:13It's not real parties
08:15At our core Albertines just
08:18Want to look hot and get wasted
08:19Might look fun innocent
08:21But these guys are sharks
08:22They have fresh meat
08:24So, I'm not taking my eyes off you
08:27You don't need your protection
08:28Yeah I do
08:30We'll take care of her
08:32Wooo
08:33How are my favorite brothers
08:35And their little stage 5 twinger
08:37We're not dealing with any drama, Cleo
08:39No drama
08:41But I'm very cool now actually
08:43In fact, I came over here to apologize
08:46By inviting you to play a game of Spin the Bottle
08:50Screw it's gonna land on you
08:51Wooo
08:58Ugh
08:59I don't kiss losers
09:03So you don't have to kiss her?
09:05No
09:06You either kiss the person
09:07Or you take a shot
09:08Here, I'll show you
09:12Why am I watching you so closely?
09:15Why do I care?
09:21Kiss me, Drew
09:24Sorry
09:27Saving him through my future wife
09:29Piper
09:29Piper
09:30Here
09:30That's right
09:31Move over
09:34I thought you were playing
09:36Something changed my mind
09:38I'm just gonna skip my turn
09:40You sit in the circle
09:41You play
09:42Those are the rules
09:46Oh it's so landed on me
09:49I don't
09:50I don't
09:53I'm the bad
09:55You did that on purpose
09:56Yeah
09:57I'm just gonna skip
10:03It landed on me
10:05It landed on me
10:07It landed on me
10:08It's like dead center
10:09Oh my god you should kiss them both
10:11Yeah
10:14Just watch it
10:16It's real short
10:17I didn't say anything bad
10:18And I'll see you next time.
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