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My Dad Is Poseidon Ep 2026
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00:12Slow-ass sea slug! Your launch today, beach!
00:33Slow-ass sea slug!
01:00Filthy scavengers! When Lord Poseidon ruled the Deep, you Skyrats swore never to breach the surface.
01:10Poseidon? Fish food ages ago.
01:37Sire, Zeus' people just breached your outer barrier.
01:41I'm retired. Don't bring that crap to my door.
01:48Sire!
02:04Who the hell broke my new console? I'm gonna go deal with that bastard!
02:09Sire! You're finally stepping in!
02:25Go fight somewhere else. Don't block me from clearing my game.
02:28My king! Even Poseidon himself would still be fit to shine my boots!
02:54What did you do? Turn me back right now!
02:57What did you do? Turn me back right now!
03:02Sire! The entire Abyssal Realm awaits your command! Lead us against Olympus! We beg you!
03:08Zeus' brain's probably been eaten out by Chlamydia for years. I'm retired. I don't waste breath on crazy people.
03:21Screw power struggles. Rotting in bed playing games is the real way to live.
03:30Fight!
03:37Get your hands off me, creep!
03:39Sorry. I didn't mean to...
03:45Wait. Pointy ears. A dryage? What's a forest nintz doing here?
03:54He's just a regular human. A total nerd. Damn it. The Aphrodisians kicking in.
04:09You're burning up down here. Way harder than I pictured.
04:14I was drugged. This whole thing is Dylan's sick setup. If I don't mate someone before the timer runs out,
04:21I die. I really need this guy.
04:29Goddamn. You really know how to flip my switch.
04:40I need more. A lot more.
04:50Don't stop. Harder. Squeeze me tighter.
05:01What the hell did you do to me last night?
05:05Hey. I put in a lot of work. Don't tell me you forgot.
05:09What?
05:10Leora! I know you're in there! Nowhere left to run!
05:14Damn it. He tracked me.
05:29Leora. You're my fiancé. You belong with me. Come home.
05:33Get away, Dylan!
05:37As the leader of the Sacher, you actually drugged me.
05:44Why the fuck are you wearing some dude's shirt?
05:47You slept with someone?
05:50Who screwed up my plan?!
05:54Oh, so you're the genius who roofed her.
05:57Newsflash, tough guy. Real men don't need tricks.
06:00You talking to the boss like that, punk?!
06:08So you're the loser who ruined everything?
06:10You actually fucked this beach bomb shut in?!
06:20Touch him again and you'll regret it!
06:22Her body's tainted now, but her blood still has value. Can't push too hard yet.
06:28I won't kill him.
06:31But you're coming with me, Loria.
06:34Babe, if you don't want to go, I can handle this clown.
06:43Forget today ever happened. Go back to your life.
06:59Seriously? Can't I just play my game for once?
07:12Those assholes are back already.
07:14What are you talking about?!
07:21Hey, Pencil Neck! I'm Dylan's top enforcer.
07:24Either get the hell out of this water, or kneel and call me daddy.
07:28Dylan Hook, speak up man, my ears are shot.
07:31Keep acting tough!
07:32Jax can stomp boulders to dust!
07:34Even Narius' sea folk give him a wide burn!
07:49You asked for this.
07:50You asked for this.
08:03You one-shotted pants-toppin' orcer?!
08:05Who the hell are you?!
08:15You one-shotted pants-toppin' orcer?!
08:17Asshole. Using my divine power to barbecue.
08:20Hope you die alone and miserable.
08:24What are you whining about?
08:26Nothing!
08:27Heat's too low. Sprinkle this and baste it again.
08:35Molly? Gods make heroes with it, you seasoned food?
08:41Huh. Tide barrier just got tripped.
08:50Mommy, is daddy stationed way out in the deep sea?
08:53Is that why he never comes to see me?
08:56Yeah, baby.
08:57But he retired recently.
08:59We're gonna find him now.
09:01Don't, don't, don't, don't.
09:09I'm badly wounded.
09:10I don't have much time.
09:12Find Lily's real father.
09:14Leave her with him.
09:16I just hope you two can live in peace.
09:20Far away from those bastards on Mount Olympus.
09:35There it is.
09:44Liara's wounded bad.
09:46Drag them both back to the Dillon.
09:48Lifetime of easy living.
09:54What the hell was that?
09:56Nothing. Just swapped a bug.
10:02That girl from five years ago.
10:04You came looking for me?
10:07She's your daughter.
10:09We need you now.
10:11So you're my dad?
10:13You're actually pretty handsome.
10:16This aura?
10:17She's got my blood.
10:24Who did this?
10:25Don't worry about it.
10:27Just keep Lily safe.
10:33Mommy.
10:34Mommy!
10:52It's too late, boss.
10:54Her heartbeat's fading fast.
10:55I don't know.
11:00I don't know.
11:07I don't know.
11:10I don't know.
11:11Somebody help me.
11:13No.
11:23Somebody help me!
11:25Who did this?
11:27I'm going to tear them apart.
11:31It was...
11:52Your father sold you to me a long time ago.
11:55You're my fiancé, my property.
11:57You filthy whore.
11:59Spread your legs for some stray dog!
12:04But at least your bloodline is still worth something.
12:12No! Let go!
12:15With nymph blood in my veins,
12:18even Olympus will bow to me.
12:27I got careless.
12:30Diving near a shipwreck. My fault.
12:32Shipwreck?
12:34Those cuts are surgical, Leora.
12:36Someone did this to you.
12:41You're just a regular guy.
12:43Stay out of it.
12:44Boss, soup's ready.
12:52If I don't make it,
12:54promise me you'll take care of Lily.
12:57She's all we have left.
12:59She's safe.
13:00Now drink.
13:03Soup isn't going to fix this, Jack.
13:11Jack, you...
13:14Ambrosia residue?
13:16Golden apple sap?
13:17I studied this in grad's time.
13:19Greek meth said it could raise the dead for mortals.
13:22Where the hell did you get this?
13:25More.
13:26Try it.
13:37These ingredients, where did you get them?
13:44It's my first time meeting Daddy.
13:47I gotta find the prettiest shell for him.
14:13What a lively little snack.
14:16Gulp you down and my power doubles!
14:26I just fished this stuff out of the bay.
14:28You want more?
14:30I've got a ton of it laying around.
14:32This guy's luck is insane.
14:36A random mortal just happens to have relics of the old gods?
14:41Is this coast a secret Olympian vault?
14:44You're safe here, Liria.
14:48We've got a kid together now.
14:51I'm not letting anything touch you or Lily.
14:56Jack, I'm grateful, but I...
14:58Daddy!
14:58Help!
15:01Something's trying to eat me!
15:05Lily's in trouble!
15:12I'm not tasty!
15:14My mommy and daddy are super strong!
15:17Please don't eat me!
15:22Divine power runs through this girl.
15:26Devour you, and I might even claim the Sea King's throne.
15:32Ha ha ha ha ha ha!
15:36Ha ha ha ha ha!
15:46Whew!
15:48Ha ha ha!
16:04You disgusting freak!
16:06What do you think you're doing to my daughter?
16:09Mommy!
16:10Please.
16:11I've got you, baby.
16:14Touch my kid again,
16:16and I'll rip her head off your shoulders!
16:19Ha!
16:19You ruined my meal?
16:23Wait.
16:25The baby mama herself.
16:27Perfect.
16:32Two courses for the price of one!
16:41Bitch!
16:47Jack, take Lily and run.
16:49Go!
16:55Run from the Lycian Hydro,
16:58you pathetic little insects.
17:06You, Posei?
17:09That kid's his.
17:10No wonder the power's so pure.
17:13That's Poseidon's bloodline.
17:15If I stay, I'm dead.
17:24What the hell just happened?
17:26It ran?
17:27Damn, Leoya.
17:28Your powers are badass.
17:30You straight up scared the monster off.
17:32Me?
17:33No way.
17:34Even at full strength,
17:35I couldn't take that thing.
17:37I'm still recovering.
17:39Wait.
17:40Maybe it sensed the guardian of this sea vault?
17:44Whatever.
17:45Let's get home.
17:46That thing might circle back.
17:51About that monster.
17:57Failed at the perfect time?
17:59Figures.
17:59He's just a regular guy, after all.
18:01Still.
18:02Yeah.
18:05No!
18:07No!
18:11No!
18:13No!
18:15No!
18:22No!
18:42My liege, have mercy.
18:45I didn't know she was your daughter, I swear it.
18:47Please, spare my life.
18:49No problem.
18:50Thank you, my lord.
18:51Thank you for your mercy.
18:51Try to remember that in your next life.
19:06Enjoying the show.
19:17My king!
19:18We had nothing to do with the Hydra, we swear!
19:20Listen to me.
19:22If any of you take one step near my daughter again, I will skin you alive.
19:28Now, get the fuck out of my sight.
19:31Yes!
19:31Yes, my liege!
19:44My love, since you refused to tell me who did this to you, I'll just have to dig up the
19:49truth myself.
19:58That wild god Pan's always pulling power grabs.
20:02But Poseidon?
20:03Guy's long gone.
20:05Probably fish food in some trench, right?
20:07Sea god myth, ancient history.
20:10Wanna bet?
20:10There ain't no sea king anymore.
20:23The world's the same as ever.
20:26The dead are louder than the living.
20:28Who the hell are you?
20:29You're in Hades territory, asshole!
20:43Poseidon?
20:44Poseidon?
20:53Is Hades still breathing?
20:55If he is, tell him to get his ass out here.
21:02Who the fuck is tearing up my domain?
21:10I don't have time for this.
21:11I'm not wasting it on you.
21:13I need a background check.
21:19You know who I am?
21:21Hades' ace.
21:22You crash my spot, you die here!
21:47Little fish.
21:55Hades' staff?
21:57One shot?
21:58The Sea King, he's real.
22:02Hades, you hiding?
22:05Come out, or this whole place turns into driftwood.
22:09One.
22:11Two.
22:15Thank the fates!
22:17The boss is here!
22:22Boss, this bum!
22:30You idiot.
22:31Piss off the Lord of the Oceans and we all drown.
22:34You're done.
22:34Get out.
22:35In front of Poseidon.
22:37You're ants.
22:38I'm saving your worthless heights.
22:45My Lord, is this handling satisfactory?
22:48I'm not here for fun.
22:50Dig up everything on that Leora and her daughter.
22:57Understood.
22:57I'll mobilize every team right now.
22:59You have three days.
23:01I'll be back.
23:05Everyone!
23:06Drop what you're doing!
23:07Full sweep on the Leora and Child.
23:10Every resource, every contact.
23:12Now!
23:13Tell them Poseidon's back!
23:15Yes, boss!
23:22Poseidon's back.
23:23Let's hope this time he doesn't flood the place just to make a point.
23:33Dylan wants the woman dead.
23:35Kid comes with us alive.
23:37She's still hurt.
23:38Easy pickets.
23:39Let's move.
23:51We'll make a nice stew.
23:53Surprise daddy for lunch?
23:55Ha ha ha ha ha!
24:00Ha ha ha ha!
24:02A forest nymph playing happy home mater?
24:06Pathetic.
24:08Who are you?
24:11Dylan's orders.
24:12Come quietly to the stronghold.
24:15Or I drag your corpse back.
24:17Mommy?
24:18Who's the ugly goat man?
24:21Hand over the kid!
24:30Stay away from my daughter!
24:32Don't you dare touch her!
24:49Mommy, you're bleeding!
24:51This forest is locked down.
24:54Surrender now.
24:56I'll go with you.
24:57On one condition.
24:59Let my daughter go!
25:00Mommy!
25:01No, Mommy!
25:02I'm not leaving you!
25:14Kids mine.
25:15You die.
25:19you poisoned me
25:23my poison fog the more you fight the faster it rots you from the inside
25:29give up you've gone too far even if i die today i'm not letting you win
25:38you're wounded poisoned done the kid's coming with me
25:47don't touch her come at me feisty one dylan wants you dead
25:53but first i'm gonna have some fun
26:03such a pretty face all mine now
26:09let my mommy go you bastard
26:19lily lily run get out of here
26:26serve me well and i might let her run a little longer
26:36lily
26:48your hands off her
26:59you touch my woman you're a dead man
27:08jack what the hell just happened
27:14you okay babe so you're the boyfriend too bad i'll snap every bone in your body with
27:20one hand
27:32ow
27:45if i pull this vine the whole cliff goes with us demon
27:50run all you want my pack tears you both apart
27:59you
28:08Oh, my God.
28:53Daddy, don't leave Mommy.
28:55I don't want to lose her.
28:57Shh, Lily, don't cry.
28:58Daddy promises Mommy's going to be okay.
29:01We're going back for her right now.
29:09Hand over the kid.
29:10I'll make your death quick.
29:20Lily, turn around and cover your ears, okay?
29:25Daddy's going to do a little magic trick.
29:28Okay.
29:31You are the best.
29:41Some nobody dare stare me down?
29:44You're asking to die.
29:48You're not human.
29:50Who the hell are you?
29:51My daughter's here, so I'm keeping it clean.
29:54Disappear.
30:13Okay, Lily.
30:15You can turn around now.
30:19Daddy?
30:20What happened to the bad guy?
30:23He got so dazzled by how cute you are, he just passed out.
30:32Lily, stay right here inside this circle.
30:34Don't move.
30:35Daddy's going to help Mommy beat the bad guys.
30:38I'll be right back.
30:43Daddy, be careful.
30:46Don't worry, Lily.
30:47Lily, no one's ever beaten your dad.
30:55That poison's eating you alive, little nymph.
30:58How much longer you got?
31:00Let me have my fun first.
31:03So what?
31:04I'll drag you to hell with me before I die.
31:18Damn.
31:19You take a hit well.
31:21Let's enjoy this body.
31:23Then I'll turn you into my eternal trophy.
31:26For Jack and Lily, even if I die, I'm taking this beast down with me.
31:33No signal?
31:34You trying to hog the glory?
31:36More coming.
31:37Killing one won't save Jack and Lily.
31:39No choice.
31:40I'm taking them down with me.
31:42This the woman Dylan wants?
31:44Where the kid?
31:45Some guy took the brat.
31:48Useless.
31:49Grab her first, then we hunt the child.
31:55Just let Jack and Lily be safe.
32:01You all want to come at once?
32:03Then die together.
32:04Pick your graves.
32:17Why did you come back?
32:19Where's Lily?
32:23Lily's safe.
32:24Don't push yourself.
32:28So this is the woman's secret lover.
32:31Her taste is trash.
32:33Beg now.
32:34And maybe I'll leave your corpses in one piece.
32:37Refuse, and you'll be screaming.
32:40End it fast.
32:44You, in our eyes, you're not even an enemy.
32:47Just weeds to be crushed under feet.
32:50Just hold on a little longer.
32:53Jack means more to me than anything.
32:55I won't let him get hurt.
32:57No!
33:03No!
33:04No!
33:06No!
33:07No!
33:08No!
33:09No!
33:13No!
33:15No!
33:16No!
33:18No!
33:19No!
33:30No!
33:32No!
33:43you're half dead already how the hell did you knock me back the sea is sinking those are
33:49Poseidon's warriors this can't be
34:18ancient Ekethra the coastal legend monster why would she be here
34:26our boss has real backing he summoned three of Poseidon's elite guards no matter how strong you
34:33are kneel and beg they're coming for us we're finished don't worry darling things might turn
34:39around Lyra Vale has been captured now we await the sea king's warriors to execute this peasant
34:48they're here for me Jack stay behind me with me here no one touches you stop saying that Jack look
34:55around we're surrounded we could actually die here my Lords let me teach this adulterous couple a
35:07lesson you worthless creature you shouldn't even exist where I stand
35:24who dares show such insolence before the Lord of the sea
35:30you
35:30you
35:33you
35:33you
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