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My Dad Is Poseidon 💕 💕 💕
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00:12Slow-ass sea slug! Your launch today, Beach!
00:33Slow-ass sea slug!
00:37Slow-ass sea slug!
00:40Slow-ass sea slug!
01:00Filthy scavengers!
01:02When Lord Poseidon ruled the Deep, you Skyrats swore never to breach the surface!
01:09Poseidon?
01:10Fish food ages ago.
01:13freedom biases
01:37Sire, Zeus's people just breached your outer barrier.
01:41I'm retired. Don't bring that crap to my door.
01:47Sire!
02:04Who the hell broke my new console? I'm going to go deal with that bastard!
02:09Sire! You're finally stepping in!
02:25Go fight somewhere else. Don't block me from clearing my game.
02:28My king! Even Poseidon himself would still be fit to shine my boots!
02:54What did you do? Turn me back right now!
03:02Sire! The entire Abyssal Realm awaits your command. Lead us against Olympus! We beg you!
03:08Zeus's brain's probably been eaten out by Chlamydia for years. I'm retired. I don't waste breath on crazy people.
03:20Screw power struggles. Rotting in bed playing games is the real way to live.
03:30Fight!
03:37Get your hands off me, creep!
03:39Sorry. I didn't mean to...
03:45Wait. Pointy ears. A dryage? What's a Forrest Nintz doing here?
03:54He's just a regular human. A total nerd.
03:57Damn it.
03:58The Aphrodisian's kicking in.
04:09You're burning up down here. Way harder than I pictured.
04:14I was drugged. This whole thing is Dylan's sick setup. If I don't mate someone before the timer runs out,
04:21I die. I really need this guy.
04:29Goddamn. You really know how to flip my switch.
04:40I need more. A lot more.
04:50Don't stop. Harder.
04:53Squeeze me tight.
05:01What the hell did you do to me last night?
05:05Hey, I put in a lot of work. Don't tell me you forgot.
05:10Leora! I know you're in there! Nowhere left to run!
05:14Damn it. He tracked me.
05:28Leora. You're my fiancé. You belong with me. Come home.
05:33Get away! Dylan!
05:37As the leader of the Sacher, you actually drugged me.
05:44Why the fuck are you wearing some dude's shirt?
05:47You slept with someone?
05:50WHO SCREWED UP MY PLAN?!
05:54Oh, so you're the genius who roofed her. Newsflash, tough guy. Real men don't need tricks.
06:00You talking to the boss like that, punk?!
06:08So you're the loser who ruined everything? You actually fucked this beach bomb shut in?!
06:20Touch him again and you'll regret it!
06:22Her body's tainted now, but her blood still has value. Can't push too hard yet.
06:28I won't kill him.
06:31But you're coming with me, Loria.
06:34Babe, if you don't want to go, I can handle this clown.
06:43Forget today ever happened. Go back to your life.
06:59Seriously? Can't I just play my game for once?
07:12Those assholes are back already.
07:14What are you talking about?!
07:21Hey, Pencil Neck! I'm Dylan's Top Enforcer!
07:24Either get the hell out of this water, or kneel and call me Daddy!
07:28Dylan who? Speak up, man. My ears are shot.
07:30Keep acting tough! Jax can stomp boulders to dust!
07:34Even Nereus' Seafo give him a wide burn!
07:49You asked for this.
08:03You one-shotted pants, Top Enforcer! Who the hell are you?!
08:23It's too late, boss. Her heartbeat's fading fast.
08:35It's too late, boss. Her heartbeat's fading fast.
08:41Somebody help me!
08:44Somebody help me!
08:55Give me a name, Liora. Who did this? I'm going to tear them apart.
09:00It was...
09:03It was...
09:04It was...
09:09It was...
09:24Your father sold you to me a long time ago. You're my fiancé, my property. You filthy whore. Spread your
09:31legs for some stray dog!
09:36But at least your bloodline is still worth something.
09:43No! Let go!
09:47With nymph blood in my veins, even Olympus will bow to me.
09:58I... got careless. Diving near a shipwreck. My fault.
10:04Shipwreck? Those cuts are surgical, Liora. Someone did this to you.
10:12You're just a regular guy. Stay out of it.
10:16Boss, soup's ready.
10:23If I don't make it, promise me you'll take care of Lily. She's all we have left.
10:30She's safe. Now drink.
10:35Soup isn't gonna fix this, Jack.
10:43Jack, you...
10:46Ambrosia residue? Golden apple sap? I studied this in grad's time.
10:51Greek meth said it could raise the dead for mortals. Where the hell did you get this?
10:56More. Try it.
11:08These ingredients, where did you get them?
11:16It's my first time meeting Daddy. I gotta find the prettiest shell for him.
11:28These ingredients, where did you get them?
11:44What a lively little snack. Gulp you down and my power doubles!
11:58I just fished this stuff out of the bay. You want more? I've got a ton of it laying around.
12:03This guy's luck is insane.
12:07A random mortal just happens to have relics of the old gods?
12:12Is this coast a secret Olympian vault?
12:15You're safe here, Liria.
12:19We've got a kid together now.
12:22I'm not letting anything touch.
12:25You or Lily.
12:27Jack, I'm grateful, but I...
12:29Daddy! Help!
12:33Something's trying to eat me!
12:36Lily's in trouble!
12:43I... I'm not tasty.
12:45My mommy and daddy are super strong.
12:48Please don't eat me!
12:54Divine power runs through this girl.
12:57Devour you.
12:59And I might even claim the Sea King's throne.
13:02Have I been so mad?
13:29Baby cool...
13:30This May have last 15 months
13:35You disgusting freak!
13:38What do you think you're doing to my daughter?
13:40Mommy!
13:43I've got you, baby.
13:46Touch my kid again, and I'll rip her head off your shoulders!
13:50Ha! You ruined my meal?
13:55Wait. The baby mama herself. Perfect.
14:04Two courses for the price of one!
14:13You bitch!
14:19Jack, take Lily and run. Go!
14:27Run from the Lucian Hydro, you pathetic little insects.
14:37You! Posei?!
14:40That kid's his. No wonder the power's so pure.
14:45That's Poseidon's bloodline. If I stay, I'm dead.
14:55What the hell just happened? It ran?
14:58Damn, Leoya. Your powers are badass. You straight up scared the monster off.
15:04Me? No way. Even at full strength, I couldn't take that thing. I'm still recovering.
15:10Wait. Maybe it sensed the guardian of this sea vault?
15:16Whatever. Let's get home. That thing might circle back.
15:22About that monster.
15:28Failed at the perfect time?
15:30Figures. He's just a regular guy, after all.
15:33Failed at the perfect time.
15:37No!
15:39Oh yeah!
15:45Oh yeah!
15:48Can't take the ranks here?
15:50I have no one else situation anymore.
15:53Come on.
15:54Do anything.
15:54That's not great.sti
15:57.com
16:14My liege, have mercy, I didn't know she was your daughter, I swear it, please, spare my life.
16:20No problem.
16:21Thank you, my lord, thank you for your mercy.
16:23Try to remember that in your next life.
16:38Enjoying the show.
16:49My king, we had nothing to do with the Hydra, we swear!
16:52Listen to me, if any of you take one step near my daughter again, I will skin you alive.
17:00Now, get the fuck out of my sight.
17:02Yes!
17:03Yes, my liege!
17:15My love, since you refused to tell me who did this to you, I'll just have to dig up the
17:21truth myself.
17:30That wild god Pan's always pulling power grabs.
17:34But Poseidon?
17:35Guy's long gone.
17:36Probably fish food in some trench, right?
17:39Sea god myth, ancient history.
17:41Wanna bet?
17:42There ain't no sea king anymore!
17:55The world's the same as ever.
17:57The dead are louder than the living.
18:00Who the hell are you?
18:01You're in Hades territory, asshole!
18:15Poseidon?
18:17Poseidon?
18:25Is Hades still breathing?
18:27If he is, tell him to get his ass out here.
18:33Who the fuck is tearing up my domain?
18:41I don't have time for this.
18:43I'm not wasting it on you.
18:44I need a background check.
18:50You know who I am?
18:52Hades' ace.
18:54You crash my spot, you die here!
19:19Little fish.
19:20You crash my spot, you die here!
19:29You crash my spot, you die!
19:30You crash my spot, you die here!
19:30The sea king!
19:31He's real!
19:34Hades!
19:35You hiding?
19:37Come out!
19:38Or this whole place turns into driftwood!
19:41One!
19:42Two!
19:47Thank the fates!
19:48The boss is here!
19:54Boss!
19:55This bum!
20:02You idiot!
20:03Piss off the Lord of the Oceans and we all drown!
20:05You're done!
20:06Get out!
20:07In front of Poseidon, your ants.
20:10I'm saving your worthless heights.
20:17My lord, is this handling satisfactory?
20:20I'm not here for fun.
20:22Dig up everything on that Leora and her daughter.
20:28Understood.
20:29I'll mobilize every team right now.
20:31You have three days.
20:32I'll be back.
20:37Everyone!
20:38Drop what you're doing!
20:39Full sweep on the Leora and child!
20:42Every resource, every contact.
20:44Now!
20:44Tell them Poseidon's back!
20:46Yes, boss!
20:48Yes!
20:48Yes!
20:53Poseidon's back.
20:54Let's hope this time he doesn't flood the place just to make a point.
21:05Dylan wants the woman dead.
21:07Kid comes with us alive.
21:08She's still hurt.
21:09Easy pickets.
21:11Let's move.
21:23We'll make a nice stew.
21:25Surprise daddy for lunch?
21:27Ha ha ha ha ha!
21:32Ha ha ha ha!
21:34A forest nymph playing happy home mater?
21:37Pathetic.
21:40Who are you?
21:42Dylan's orders come quietly to the stronghold, or I drag your corpse back.
21:49Mommy?
21:50Who's the ugly goat man?
21:53Hand over the kid!
22:02Stay away from my daughter!
22:04Don't you dare touch her!
22:21Mommy, you're bleeding!
22:23This forest is locked down.
22:26Surrender now.
22:27I'll go with you.
22:29On one condition.
22:31Let my daughter go!
22:32No!
22:33No, Mommy!
22:34I'm not leaving you!
22:46Kids mine.
22:47You die.
22:51You poisoned me?
22:55My poison fog.
22:57The more you fight, the faster it rots you from the inside.
23:01Give up!
23:03You've gone too far.
23:04Even if I die today, I'm not letting you win.
23:10You're wounded.
23:12Poisoned.
23:14Done.
23:15The kid's coming with me.
23:19Don't touch her!
23:20Come at me!
23:21Feisty one.
23:24Dylan wants you dead.
23:25But first, I'm gonna have some fun.
23:35Such a pretty face.
23:37All mine now.
23:41Let my mommy go, you bastard!
23:50Lily!
23:52Lily!
23:53Run!
23:54Get out of here!
23:58Serve me well, and I might let her run a little longer.
24:09Lily!
24:10Lily!
24:30You touch my woman, you're a dead man.
24:40Jack, what the hell just happened?
24:45You okay, babe?
24:47So you're the boyfriend.
24:49Too bad, I'll snap every bone in your body with one hand.
25:09Jack, keep Lily safe.
25:11Long as I'm here, you don't lose.
25:13Shut up and go!
25:15Now!
25:27If I pull this vine, the whole cliff goes with us, demon.
25:32Run all you want!
25:33My pack tears you both apart!
25:36Run all you want!
25:43Run!
25:48Run!
25:51Run!
26:03Work!
26:04Fuck!
26:04What?
26:25Daddy, don't leave Mommy. I don't want to lose her.
26:29Shh, Lily, don't cry. Daddy promises Mommy's going to be okay. We're going back for her right now.
26:41Hand over the kid. I'll make your death quick.
26:52Lily, turn around and cover your ears, okay? Daddy's going to do a little magic trick.
27:00Okay.
27:04You are the best.
27:14Some nobody dare stare me down? You're asking to die.
27:20You're not human. Who the hell are you?
27:23My daughter's here, so I'm keeping it clean. Disappear.
27:45Okay, Lily. You can turn around now.
27:51Daddy? What happened to the bad guy?
27:55He got so dazzled by how cute you are, he just passed out.
28:04Lily, stay right here inside this circle. Don't move. Daddy's going to help Mommy beat the bad guys. I'll be
28:10right back.
28:15Daddy, be careful.
28:18Don't worry, Lily. No one's ever beaten your dad.
28:28That poison's eaten you alive, little nymph.
28:30How much longer you got? Let me have my fun first.
28:35So what? I'll drag you to hell with me before I die.
28:50Damn. You take a hit well. Let's enjoy this body. Then I'll turn you into my eternal trophy.
28:58For Jack and Lily, even if I die, I'm taking this beast down with me.
29:05No signal? You trying to hog the glory?
29:08More coming. Killing one won't save Jack and Lily. No choice. I'm taking them down with me.
29:14This the woman Dylan wants? Where the kid?
29:17Some guy took the brat.
29:20Useless. Grab her first, then we hunt the child.
29:27Just let Jack and Lily be safe.
29:33You all want to come at once? Then die together. Pick your graves.
29:49Why did you come back? Where's Lily?
29:55Lily's safe. Don't push yourself.
30:00So this is the woman's secret lover. Her taste is trash.
30:05Beg now. And maybe I'll leave your corpses in one piece.
30:10Refuse, and you'll be screaming. End it fast.
30:16You? In our eyes, you're not even an enemy. Just weeds to be crushed under feet.
30:23Just hold on a little longer. Jack means more to me than anything. I won't let him get hurt.
30:38You want my husband? Step over my corpse first!
30:43In a hurry to die? Fine! I'll oblige!
31:15You're half dead already!
31:17How the hell did you knock me back the sea is sinking those are Poseidon's warriors
31:50Ancient Ekethra the coastal legend monster. Why would she be here?
31:57Ha ha ha our boss has real backing he summoned three of Poseidon's elite guards
32:03No matter how strong you are kneel and beg they're coming for us
32:08We're finished don't worry darling things might turn around Lyra Vale has been captured
32:15Now we await the sea king's warriors to execute this peasant
32:20They're here for me Jack stay behind me
32:23With me here no one touches you stop saying that Jack look around. We're surrounded. We could actually die here
32:36My Lords let me teach this adulterous couple a lesson
32:44You worthless creature
32:46You shouldn't even exist where I stand
32:56Who dares show such insolence before the Lord of the sea
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