- 14 hours ago
Crush Alert Love Request from My Enemy
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00:00:02New intimacy level unlocked.
00:00:09New skin dangerously hot is equipped.
00:00:18You're staring. You like what you see?
00:00:21Maybe.
00:00:30When are you gonna tell me who you really are?
00:00:32You know who I really am. I'm Valleyqueen33.
00:00:35Such a dumb username.
00:00:37Oh, okay, guacamolewizard275. Don't talk to me about dumb usernames.
00:00:42You know, you're lucky you're cute.
00:00:43You don't even know what I look like.
00:00:45Well, I would if you agreed to meet me in person. Or at least a photo.
00:00:50Maybe someday.
00:00:56Pratt, I'm late.
00:00:57Good luck, Skylifterqueen.
00:01:01Who needs luck when I have my talisman to remind me of my knight?
00:01:09In the game of castle claimers, I might be a warrior princess in love with a dashing knight.
00:01:14But on my first day at Edmunds Academy, I feel like a peasant.
00:01:19Watch it! This isn't public school.
00:01:23Forget your training wheels.
00:01:27At least I have my knight's charm to help me get through the day.
00:01:40Stop! Stop! Stop! Stop the car!
00:01:44No!
00:01:47God, my knight's special talisman!
00:01:49It's ruined!
00:01:56He's so hot.
00:01:57Hey! I told you to stop the car!
00:02:04Oh my gosh, it's cold!
00:02:06He's so hot!
00:02:11Hey!
00:02:12What is wrong with you?
00:02:14Didn't you see me yelling and screaming for you to stop the car?
00:02:17Okay, I see you now, new girl.
00:02:19What are you with me, son?
00:02:21What are you talking about?
00:02:23Why?
00:02:24I thought you were one of my fans.
00:02:27No, I'm not one of your fans!
00:02:30You just broke something that's really important to me!
00:02:33Yeah, I break a lot of hours by a cop.
00:02:35Okay?
00:02:37You should know that.
00:02:39I don't know who you are, but you were a...
00:02:42You were a...
00:02:43Eh...
00:02:45Asshole!
00:02:51Alright.
00:02:52I broke something of yours.
00:02:54Sure, but...
00:02:56Hey!
00:02:57You got my attention.
00:03:00So, in that case, we're even...
00:03:07Don't do it, Hayley.
00:03:10Have a good day.
00:03:14Don't do it.
00:03:21Oh, fuck!
00:03:24Now we're even.
00:03:25My laptop better not be broken.
00:03:27I can't lose my connection to Valley Queen.
00:03:34You just made the wrong enemy.
00:03:38You just made the wrong enemy.
00:03:40I'm going to make every classroom, every hallway, and every rumor in this school your personal nightmare.
00:03:49I'm gonna make your life a living hell.
00:03:52What's going on?
00:03:53Close fighting the new girl.
00:03:55Close leaving the new girl.
00:03:56Yeah, idiot.
00:03:57I can see that.
00:04:00Just met an unhinged person.
00:04:02Good thing the universe balances it with you.
00:04:05Same.
00:04:06Ran into a certified asshole.
00:04:08Can't wait to see you in the game tonight.
00:04:13Cole, do you need help?
00:04:14I can help you.
00:04:17The new girl poured coffee on him.
00:04:19This bitch thinks that she can just roll up and piss off Michael.
00:04:22But he's not your Cole.
00:04:23Shut up, Lindsay.
00:04:25He's not yet.
00:04:27Come in.
00:04:29Hi.
00:04:31I'm Jen.
00:04:32And this is Lindsay.
00:04:34Hi.
00:04:35I'm Haley.
00:04:36So nice to meet you.
00:04:37You have first day jitters?
00:04:38It's totally understandable.
00:04:40We want to make sure you feel really welcome.
00:04:42And so we'll take you to your locker.
00:04:43Come in.
00:04:45Okay.
00:04:46Let's go.
00:04:50There you go.
00:04:51Thanks so much.
00:05:09Aw, you're welcome, new girl.
00:05:15Honestly, it's kind of an improvement on your face.
00:05:24Guacamole wizard.
00:05:25Wow.
00:05:26What are you, capturing some little lonely online gamer boy?
00:05:30Get it back.
00:05:31Hold on.
00:05:33Hey, if you go to Edmonds Academy, you should come to locker 83 right now.
00:05:38Send.
00:05:38Here.
00:05:39Now your little gamer friend can see your ugly little face.
00:05:43No.
00:05:44So when can I meet the hero who ruined your billionaire shirt?
00:05:47I'm your friend first, Max.
00:05:48At least check on me.
00:05:50Oh, is it the online level?
00:05:51Ah, chill.
00:05:52Please.
00:05:56No way.
00:05:57What is it?
00:05:58No.
00:05:59No way.
00:05:59That would clean it goes to the school.
00:06:05Cool.
00:06:06Please ignore that.
00:06:07Someone stole my phone and played a stupid prank.
00:06:10Send.
00:06:14What is wrong with you?
00:06:15You mess with Cole Edmonds and you're gonna mess with me.
00:06:18Edmonds?
00:06:19What?
00:06:20You don't know that his family owns the whole school?
00:06:23Wow.
00:06:24You really did crawl out of the gutter, didn't you?
00:06:28Stop recording me!
00:06:31Jen is a new girl.
00:06:32Wait.
00:06:34Is the new girl...
00:06:35Valley Queen?
00:06:38There's no way the new girl is Valley Queen.
00:06:40Could it be...
00:06:41Jen?
00:06:44Ew.
00:06:48Your enemy is our enemy, Cole.
00:06:50And I just made sure that the new girl knows that.
00:06:53No chance it's Jen.
00:06:54So is it.
00:06:56She does look kinda cute.
00:07:05Please ignore that.
00:07:06Someone stole my phone and played a stupid prank.
00:07:09What was I thinking?
00:07:10Of course she's not my online lover.
00:07:16Hey there, buttercup.
00:07:18Keep walking, Hayley.
00:07:19Just keep walking.
00:07:21You got a problem with shaving this morning, or...?
00:07:24My name's Hayley.
00:07:26Wow. Hayley.
00:07:27I think you, uh...
00:07:29You missed a spot on your upper lip right there.
00:07:31Yeah.
00:07:33What a coincidence!
00:07:35So did you!
00:07:36Oh, no!
00:07:40Oh, I'm sorry.
00:07:41I forgot you don't even need shaving cream.
00:07:43You're just a man-child with follicle issues.
00:07:49Whoever ends up with her must have failed an eye exam.
00:08:04I was so relieved to see you.
00:08:06Something happened and I lost the game.
00:08:08I thought I'd never see you again.
00:08:11I think it's time we call this what it is.
00:08:14And what is this?
00:08:15What I think it is, is...
00:08:18I wanna be with you, and you wanna be with me.
00:08:22As more than just friends.
00:08:24Oh, thank God.
00:08:26I honestly want that more than anything.
00:08:28You're a soulmate.
00:08:29Like, I like you so much.
00:08:30Okay, well, since we're dating now, um...
00:08:34I'm ready to send my photo.
00:08:37Wait, really?
00:08:38Yeah.
00:08:39Get ready.
00:08:46Okay.
00:08:47No face.
00:08:48Just the boobs.
00:08:51Don't look at me!
00:08:52We're trying not for volleyball, are we?
00:08:54I don't think that you're supposed to do it like that.
00:08:56Get out.
00:08:57Now!
00:08:58Fine.
00:08:59Ow!
00:09:00Damn it!
00:09:05Come on.
00:09:33You're helping me.
00:09:34Yeah, well, I didn't point on it, but here we are.
00:09:43Excuse you, these boobs are for someone else.
00:09:46We got a little boyfriend, do we?
00:09:47That is... shocking.
00:09:49Yeah, actually.
00:09:50And he'd probably kill you right now if you saw you were flirting with me.
00:09:53Flirting?
00:09:54Yeah, don't flatter yourself.
00:09:55I've got a girlfriend, too.
00:09:56My thoughts and prayers to her.
00:09:57Funny.
00:09:59Okay, well...
00:10:00Can we just pretend this didn't happen and go her separate ways?
00:10:03Fine by me.
00:10:06No.
00:10:07Oh, I know.
00:10:09I love the purple bra, by the way.
00:10:11I like it in a weird way.
00:10:13I mean, not in my type, but...
00:10:15You know, power theory.
00:10:16I don't know.
00:10:17Would you just get out of here?
00:10:27Hopefully, Quacamole Wizard will like it, too.
00:10:30Jen, red alert.
00:10:32Cole and the new girl are for sure flirting.
00:10:35I think it's time to take drastic action.
00:10:39Don't be a coward.
00:10:40Just send it.
00:10:41Jen.
00:10:45Oh, my God.
00:10:48Here goes nothing.
00:10:56Still no response?
00:10:58Don't freak out.
00:10:59He's probably just busy.
00:11:03Give it back.
00:11:04Why?
00:11:05You don't want me to see your slutty little nude?
00:11:08Oh, this is actually a really good photo.
00:11:10Honestly, it's so good that I think the whole school should see it.
00:11:13Hmm.
00:11:14Did you get it, Lindsay?
00:11:14Mm-hmm.
00:11:16Got it.
00:11:19What are you doing?
00:11:30Oh, my God.
00:11:33Oh, my God.
00:11:35Oh, my God.
00:11:36Oh, my God.
00:11:37Oh, my God.
00:11:39Oh, my God.
00:11:40I know.
00:11:42How's it going?
00:11:45Oh, my God.
00:11:46Holy shì Southeast.
00:11:49Yo, what's going on?
00:11:50Dude, your enemy's nude just got put up on the big street.
00:11:52What?
00:11:52Yeah.
00:12:06Come on!
00:12:08Let's see if these builds are photoshopped.
00:12:12Stop! Delete it, please!
00:12:15TRIPS! TRIPS! TRIPS! TRIPS! TRIPS! TRIPS! TRIPS! TRIPS!
00:12:26Oh, my brave knight. I wish you were here with me right now.
00:12:34Oh, my god. Oh, cool. Your enemy's kinda hot.
00:12:39Since you're so into slutty photos, why don't we just go ahead and go full nude?
00:12:46Jen, no. No, no, no, no, no!
00:12:49TRIPS! TRIPS! TRIPS! TRIPS! TRIPS! TRIPS!
00:12:52TRIPS! TRIPS! TRIPS! TRIPS! TRIPS! TRIPS! TRIPS!
00:12:58TRIPS! TRIPS!
00:13:07My school enemy is my ally girlfriend?
00:13:11Get off your building!
00:13:14Stop it!
00:13:15Stop it!
00:13:16Oh my god!
00:13:24Hey, you okay?
00:13:29Give that to me.
00:13:37Now give the phone back, Jen.
00:13:39What the hell, Cole? I thought you'd be happy.
00:13:46How does it feel, being exposed to the whole school? Not good, huh?
00:13:50Now, if you don't delete it off your phone, I'm exposed to what else is fake about you.
00:13:54And I know it's not just your purse.
00:13:57Why are you even defending her? She's the loser who has nude photos for random men!
00:14:02Maybe he's got more personality than all of you combined.
00:14:05And if you mess with her, you mess with me. You hear me?
00:14:12Hey, are you?
00:14:13Cole is on my side now?
00:14:14Is he doing this to play with my feelings?
00:14:17I just need to be alone.
00:14:18Here.
00:14:19Haley!
00:14:24Cole is a rich asshole.
00:14:26And he said we were enemies.
00:14:28But why did I get butterflies when he looked at me today?
00:14:34Don't stay up too late, honey.
00:14:36Love you, Mom.
00:14:38Wait, Mom.
00:14:44Do people change?
00:14:47Like, can a spoiled brat somehow become nice?
00:14:53Well, maybe just give them a second chance.
00:15:12What's up there, huh?
00:15:14There's no more mozzarella sticks in the cafeteria. They're my favorite.
00:15:19Noted. Is that all?
00:15:21The whole school treats me like I'm their punching bag.
00:15:23I'm just trying to bring a little hope to my family and keep my scholarship.
00:15:27Well, I'm really proud of you.
00:15:30And then there's this guy.
00:15:32He has this vendetta against me, but at the same time he's super contradictory.
00:15:36It's so confusing.
00:15:37Sounds like you're into this guy.
00:15:40Sounds like you're into this guy.
00:15:42No, I'm not into this guy. I like you. Only you.
00:15:51I really liked your photo, by the way.
00:15:53You did? Are you gonna reciprocate?
00:15:55I was thinking it would be better if we met in person.
00:15:58That sounds amazing.
00:15:59When? Where?
00:16:01After school. At the balcony.
00:16:03I'll bring followers. Deal.
00:16:13I'm about to meet my boyfriend.
00:16:25Stop thinking about Cole.
00:16:35Call me father.
00:16:36I heard about you harassing Jen at school today.
00:16:39Defending that nobody.
00:16:41Haley girl.
00:16:41He's not a nobody dad.
00:16:43Are those for her?
00:16:49What the fuck?
00:16:52What the fuck?
00:16:54I know what Haley is, Cole.
00:16:56Her mother works as a maid at my office.
00:16:59That whole family is trash.
00:17:01Stay away from her.
00:17:02And what if I say no?
00:17:03Stay away from Haley, Cole.
00:17:06Or I'll fire her mother.
00:17:08What if she found out that you were the one making her life miserable?
00:17:12I'm almost 18.
00:17:13Soon I'll have my inheritance.
00:17:14I hate to make Haley wait, but she can't know who I am before I make sure her family is
00:17:19safe.
00:17:21You're sick.
00:17:24It's called watching out for your future.
00:17:31Oh, hi.
00:17:33I'm Haley.
00:17:34Yes.
00:17:35Mm-hmm.
00:17:36So nice to meet you.
00:17:38God.
00:17:39I'd give anything just to hear her say my name.
00:17:41But the moment she knows, I lose her forever.
00:17:46Thank you for the flowers.
00:17:48You're so nice.
00:17:53Guacamole wizard.
00:17:55Bale.
00:17:59Ew.
00:18:02Are you waiting for your stupid little secret boyfriend?
00:18:05Tathetic.
00:18:06Maybe he's married.
00:18:07Or maybe he's fat.
00:18:09And maybe he's sitting on his back video.
00:18:13I don't want any more trouble.
00:18:16Why is guacamole wizard still not here?
00:18:18Oh, no.
00:18:19We're not here to give you any trouble.
00:18:20We just noticed that you didn't have any lunch.
00:18:22And so we thought we would bring you a sandwich.
00:18:26Eat it.
00:18:40Call me.
00:18:41So you thought that you could just humiliate me in front of the entire school?
00:18:46You're a maid's daughter.
00:18:47So you can go ahead and eat trash.
00:18:50Guacamole wizard, where are you?
00:18:52Oh, and by the way,
00:18:54Cole's not gonna come save you.
00:18:55Because after all, he's rich.
00:18:57Like me.
00:19:02I'm nothing like you.
00:19:07Yeah, I'm nothing like you.
00:19:11Cole again?
00:19:12Why is he always here when I need help?
00:19:15Pick it up.
00:19:16Cole, we were kidding.
00:19:17It's ketchup.
00:19:19Pick that bloody thing up.
00:19:24Take out of your phone and record this.
00:19:33Didn't your dad tell you not to mess with Hayley anymore?
00:19:36I don't think you have leverage here.
00:19:37Cause I'll tell your mom how fucked up you are.
00:19:40You're gonna hold that thing next to your face and do what I say.
00:19:46I will leave Hayley alone.
00:19:50I will leave Hayley alone.
00:19:55Got it?
00:19:56Yeah.
00:19:57Let's go.
00:19:59What are you looking at?
00:20:08Uh, thank you.
00:20:15Wow.
00:20:17Never thought I'd hear you say that.
00:20:21Why do you keep following me around?
00:20:23I just...
00:20:25I happened to see you.
00:20:27Were you waiting on someone?
00:20:29Yeah.
00:20:30My boyfriend actually.
00:20:34Well, he...
00:20:35He kind of stood me up, so...
00:20:37Maybe you didn't do it on purpose.
00:20:41Maybe you gotta do it nice today.
00:20:43Cole, are you being nice to me?
00:20:46You thought we were enemies.
00:20:49I mean, I still find you incredibly annoying, though, so...
00:20:52Am I that annoying?
00:20:53Maybe you'll like me once you realize I have layers.
00:20:56Are you trying to play with my feelings, Cole Ednes?
00:20:58Cause it's not gonna work.
00:20:59I'm like those stupid, spoiled heiresses.
00:21:07How'd that online boyfriend in your ears make you fall for her?
00:21:13He...
00:21:14He makes me feel safe.
00:21:17You wouldn't understand it, though.
00:21:23You understand better than you think.
00:21:26Cole understands me better than I think.
00:21:31Does he...
00:21:32Let you touch him like this?
00:21:44If you keep staring, I'm gonna think you like what you see.
00:21:48No, my...
00:21:49My boyfriend has way better abs than you do.
00:21:54In the game.
00:21:57Oh, in the game, huh?
00:22:04Why does he have to smell so good?
00:22:10Are you that slow in the game, too?
00:22:14I can see why he likes you.
00:22:25I can't do this.
00:22:28I love my boyfriend.
00:22:30And you will never understand that.
00:22:32He's smart, and he's kind, and...
00:22:34He loves me for who I am.
00:22:37That is so much more important to me than whatever this is between us.
00:22:42I wish I could just tell her right now.
00:22:52Wait, it couldn't be.
00:22:55Cole, what was that notification on your phone?
00:23:00There's nothing.
00:23:02Cole, who are you?
00:23:06What was that notification on your phone?
00:23:08It was my dad telling me my car got done getting waxed.
00:23:12Champagne problems, huh?
00:23:16You live such a tough life.
00:23:21What was I thinking?
00:23:23We are from two different worlds.
00:23:25He just wants to play with me.
00:23:27But why did I want to kiss him so badly?
00:23:34Why didn't you come to school today?
00:23:36I got into a car accident.
00:23:38Really? Are you okay?
00:23:40You have to keep me in the hospital till prom.
00:23:42He was right.
00:23:43Who? Nobody.
00:23:45Which hospital are you staying at? I want to come visit you.
00:23:47No, no, you can't. I look miserable now.
00:23:50You need to see me in style.
00:23:52Fine, if you say so.
00:23:55So, are we going to prom together?
00:23:57Hell yeah, we are.
00:23:58We send the fireworks wild.
00:24:03Why would anyone want to sit next to her?
00:24:06Whoever needs a charity case.
00:24:23Oh, you.
00:24:25No, me.
00:24:26Why is she so lucky?
00:24:28Cole's never been this way with any other girl.
00:24:31People think you're really lucky to be my lab partner.
00:24:34I'm sure you feel really lucky to be my lab partner.
00:24:36Because you don't do any homework.
00:24:43You finished it?
00:24:45It's okay.
00:24:46We'll get to know each other more.
00:24:48I'm not that curious about you, actually.
00:24:49I'm curious about you, though.
00:24:51Like, uh, how close are you with your mom?
00:24:55What is he trying to do?
00:24:57It's none of your business, but I'm very close with my mom.
00:25:00I'd kill anyone who hurts her.
00:25:05Does Cole genuinely want to know me?
00:25:15So.
00:25:17Are you going to prom?
00:25:19I don't know.
00:25:21So you have a date?
00:25:23Or shall I stay victim?
00:25:25Are you jealous of me?
00:25:27Me? Jealous?
00:25:28No, why would I be jealous?
00:25:30Oh, because I think you so secretly want me.
00:25:32You are so full of yourself.
00:25:34You can do this on your own.
00:25:36Yeah.
00:25:38No way.
00:25:40It's a self-locking door.
00:25:42Really?
00:25:43The squirm is going to be back in an hour.
00:25:44I'm sure it'll be fine.
00:25:45I'm stuck here with you for a full hour?
00:25:48No, sorry.
00:25:49Am I that bad?
00:25:51I think maybe we can pick up where we left off.
00:25:54Or maybe try something new.
00:25:56We're keeping our distance this time, actually.
00:25:59Yeah.
00:26:09That was my first kiss.
00:26:13My first kiss was not supposed to go like that.
00:26:15It was supposed to be special at prom and not just bumping lips.
00:26:30You're really good at this.
00:26:31Why did I want you to regret it?
00:26:34You know, we can do more if you want.
00:26:51Anyway, I've been wanting back a lot more than you think.
00:26:55So you want me?
00:26:59I think you know much I want you.
00:27:05Do you want me?
00:27:07I want you.
00:27:13Oh shit!
00:27:21Oh my god, how long have you two been in here?
00:27:24I really need to change this lock.
00:27:25Are you two okay?
00:27:27Oh.
00:27:28Yeah.
00:27:28Yeah, we're good.
00:27:29We're okay.
00:27:30Great.
00:27:31Nice.
00:27:37Are you just going to pretend like that didn't happen?
00:27:40What didn't happen?
00:27:41Hey, wait.
00:27:42It's just hormones.
00:27:44Hey, Jake.
00:27:46Can you still play after your accident?
00:27:48Relax, I'm not bad.
00:27:49Wait.
00:27:50Car accident?
00:27:51Guacamole wizard?
00:27:58I gotta go.
00:28:06Guacamole wizard.
00:28:07Huh?
00:28:10Are you all better after your car accident?
00:28:13Do I know you?
00:28:14Why is he being so standoffish?
00:28:16Is he trying to give me a surprise?
00:28:18Or he heard something about Cole?
00:28:21You're crushing your soda can.
00:28:24She thinks Guacamole wizard is Jake Myers.
00:28:26She was in a real car accident.
00:28:28According to you, so is Guacamole wizard.
00:28:31I don't like this anymore.
00:28:33Cole, wait.
00:28:35Oh, shit.
00:28:40What's up, guys?
00:28:42Um, we were just chatting.
00:28:45Chatting about Jake's grand plans to kick balls?
00:28:48Was there something that you wanted, Cole?
00:28:51Hey!
00:28:52I just figured I'd bring you some mozzarella sticks.
00:28:55They're your favorite.
00:28:56Right?
00:28:58How did you know that?
00:29:00Tough day, huh?
00:29:01There's no more mozzarella sticks in the cafeteria.
00:29:04They're my favorite.
00:29:05He couldn't be Cole.
00:29:07Could he?
00:29:13The truth is, um...
00:29:15A dickhead?
00:29:17You honestly get out of here, bro.
00:29:19You came to my table, bro.
00:29:20You came to my table, bro.
00:29:21And knocked my ball away.
00:29:29There it goes again.
00:29:30Cole is jealous.
00:29:32We got a problem here, Cole?
00:29:33We don't have a problem.
00:29:35We don't have a problem.
00:29:37Right?
00:29:38Tell Cole to get my ball, and we don't have a problem.
00:29:41Jake, it would take me forever to find one of your balls.
00:29:45I have the ball now.
00:29:47Can we stop measuring each other's dicks?
00:29:51Cole and Jake are fighting over Haley?
00:29:54Maybe I can use that.
00:29:58Jake!
00:29:59Hey!
00:30:00What if I told you that I have an internship opportunity for you with my dad?
00:30:04Wait, seriously?
00:30:05Yeah.
00:30:05Just one little catch.
00:30:07You have to pretend to like Haley Roth.
00:30:11Alright, you have the rest of the period to work on your lab reports.
00:30:14If you have any questions, I'll be at my desk.
00:30:18I thought Guacamole Wizard would feel more like Cole.
00:30:22But if he's really Jake, then maybe this was always going to end.
00:30:26You've literally been sorry for five minutes.
00:30:28I'm thinking.
00:30:29About the report or about him?
00:30:30Why are you making it so weird about Jake?
00:30:32We literally made out of a sore drum.
00:30:35Maybe I've known Jake longer.
00:30:37No.
00:30:37You don't.
00:30:38How do you know that?
00:30:39You're going to prom with someone else.
00:30:41Stop acting like you're serious about me.
00:30:43You have no idea.
00:30:49Oh my god.
00:30:51Is Jake asking me to prom?
00:31:21Too cheesy?
00:31:23No.
00:31:24It's cute.
00:31:25The accident.
00:31:26The mozzarella sticks.
00:31:28He is guacamole wizard.
00:31:30So, um...
00:31:31What do you think?
00:31:32You want to go to prom with me?
00:31:35I...
00:31:35I should feel happy.
00:31:37But why does this feel so wrong?
00:31:41Hey, can we not?
00:31:45Hey, can we not?
00:31:47Dude, seriously, what is your problem?
00:31:49My problem here, dude, is that me and my lab partner have work to do.
00:31:52And you're out here to strike me with bad puns.
00:31:55Wow.
00:31:56That is some weak shit, man.
00:31:59Oh.
00:31:59That's weak shit?
00:32:00Is this weak shit?
00:32:04Oh my god.
00:32:12Wow.
00:32:13He's got really pretty eyes.
00:32:30New couple alert.
00:32:32Fuck off, Jen.
00:32:34Why do you hate me so much, Cole?
00:32:35You and I, we're not that different.
00:32:37And if you'd realize and give me a chance, I think that we would make a great match.
00:32:41Like, say, if you asked me to prom.
00:32:45I might say yes.
00:32:48Jen, you want to go to prom with me?
00:32:52Jen, you want to go to prom with me?
00:32:55We're both hot, and we're both rich.
00:32:58And our dads have been in business, like, forever, so...
00:33:01How romantic.
00:33:02I think I'll pass.
00:33:05You're gonna regret this, Cole Edmonds.
00:33:10Oh, here they come.
00:33:10I don't know.
00:33:12If I message Corcamole Wizard, I wonder if Jake's phone were ding.
00:33:18What should we wear to prom?
00:33:20I'm not gonna roll.
00:33:21And the Dean's List.
00:33:32I'm not gonna roll.
00:33:33And the Dean's List.
00:33:34Bye.
00:33:34Let's do it.
00:33:35He's so different.
00:33:37Maybe he's still recovering from the accident?
00:33:39Yeah, same.
00:33:41Hayley?
00:33:50Geez.
00:33:52God.
00:33:58Here.
00:33:59I'll get it.
00:33:59There you go.
00:34:04Oh.
00:34:05You're scared of me seeing all the girls on your phone?
00:34:08I don't care.
00:34:09I do care.
00:34:11Hell yeah.
00:34:29I don't put a problem with Jake.
00:34:30I mean, he only knows you like mozzarella sticks because of me.
00:34:33He doesn't even know you.
00:34:34And you do?
00:34:35How do you know I like mozzarella sticks?
00:34:38That's something I've only ever talked about.
00:34:40Because...
00:34:40I...
00:34:41Pay attention to what you like.
00:34:43I noticed it at lunch.
00:34:45The first day.
00:34:47You were watching me?
00:34:49Just...
00:34:50Just don't go apologize.
00:35:06Milf!
00:35:08Colt is talking to Hayley.
00:35:09Again.
00:35:10Your job is to keep them away from each other, Jake.
00:35:13Unless you don't want that internship that my dad got you.
00:35:16Obviously I do.
00:35:17Okay.
00:35:17Then break them up, idiot.
00:35:21What do I do?
00:35:23I've got a few ideas.
00:35:29Hey, look.
00:35:31Someone will take you to prom.
00:35:33Alright, I promise.
00:35:34Yeah?
00:35:34Really, like who?
00:35:35You.
00:35:35I mean, the whole school hates me.
00:35:37Except for Jake.
00:35:39And you.
00:35:40But you're not asking me.
00:35:43Hey.
00:35:45Oh, hey Jake.
00:35:47Hey Hal.
00:35:48Um...
00:35:48I just wanted to thank you again for...
00:35:50The other night.
00:35:53The other night?
00:35:54Yeah, it was...
00:35:57So...
00:35:57Sexy.
00:35:59You're so sexy.
00:36:01Jake, what are you talking about?
00:36:02I hate to break it to you asshole, but she's my prom date.
00:36:13And she's a real tiger in the pep room.
00:36:15I hate to close my hips.zÄ…dan
00:36:17shit! Oh,
00:36:19shit. messed up
00:36:28Nooo Oh,
00:36:32my god! Aaah!
00:36:35Stop! Guys! Stop it! Stop! Stop!
00:36:39What the hell is going on over there?
00:36:43Shit. It's Principal Stevens. I've got to save Cole. I mean Jake. I've got to save Jake.
00:36:54Oh my god! Principal Stevens, I'm so sorry!
00:36:58Hailey Rock! That's detention. After school, don't be late.
00:37:19Cole, what are you doing here?
00:37:21Can we keep you company?
00:37:24It's the least I could do after you saved my ass today.
00:37:28The locker thing, that was an accident.
00:37:31Oh, sure.
00:37:33So, uh, you and Jake, huh?
00:37:38No.
00:37:39He lied about that. I don't know why though.
00:37:42Good.
00:37:45Father the asshole, every time he looks at you makes me sick to my stomach.
00:37:49Thinking about him touching you, kissing you.
00:37:53I could kill him.
00:37:56Promise me you won't go to prom with it.
00:38:01Okay, fine. I won't.
00:38:06Because I want to go to prom with you.
00:38:10Okay, everyone. Let's start off by mixing our sodium bicarbonate.
00:38:21Oh my god. I am so fed up with this.
00:38:24No.
00:38:38Oh-ho-ho-ho-ho!
00:38:41Sorry!
00:38:42Sorry!
00:38:43I tripped.
00:38:44No!
00:38:45No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!
00:38:46Jen!
00:38:46What?
00:38:47It always has to be about her, doesn't it?
00:38:52They're dead.
00:38:54They're both dead.
00:38:55Oh.
00:38:57How am I going to be able to talk to Guacamole Wizard?
00:39:02Oh.
00:39:03What are you...
00:39:04Are you almost crying?
00:39:06It's probably because you can't afford a new one.
00:39:10Jen!
00:39:11What's going on over there?
00:39:22What's going on is Jen is getting a taste of her own medicine.
00:39:26This is burning!
00:39:27Mr. Edmonds!
00:39:28Oh, please.
00:39:29It's baking soda and water.
00:39:30You're fine.
00:39:31Detention.
00:39:32Today after school.
00:39:34Shit.
00:39:46Jake, hey.
00:39:47Oh, uh, sorry.
00:39:49Gotta get to student council.
00:39:53Hey.
00:39:54You didn't even try the rice trick.
00:39:56The rice trick?
00:39:59Yeah.
00:40:01You don't know about the...
00:40:04Come on.
00:40:17Hey.
00:40:18Um.
00:40:19Ella.
00:40:20It's...
00:40:21Emma.
00:40:22Yeah.
00:40:22That's what I said.
00:40:23Can you hack a broken laptop?
00:40:33Hey.
00:40:34It's gonna be okay.
00:40:36We'll pour out in a few more minutes and it'll be like the whole thing never happened.
00:40:40No.
00:40:40It's not just the phone or the laptop.
00:40:43It means...
00:40:43It means I can't...
00:40:45Can't what?
00:40:49I talked to a friend online.
00:40:51He's really important to me.
00:40:56And...
00:40:57I'm sure...
00:40:58You're really important to him.
00:41:08You know, Cole.
00:41:10If you look past...
00:41:11All that hair gel and...
00:41:13All that hair gel and...
00:41:14Big ol' ego and...
00:41:15Rich kid for bravo.
00:41:17Okay.
00:41:17Okay.
00:41:17Okay.
00:41:18I...
00:41:18I get it.
00:41:21You're kind of sweet.
00:41:27Hey.
00:41:27Look at that.
00:41:30Oh my God.
00:41:33Oh my God.
00:41:35You're a miracle worker.
00:41:41Oh, what is taking so long?
00:41:43You doused this thing in sodium bicarbonate.
00:41:46Shut up, Bella.
00:41:47It's Emma.
00:41:48Whatever.
00:41:55Oh my God.
00:42:03Oh, morning, belly whore.
00:42:06How are things in the castle?
00:42:07Oh my God.
00:42:09Oh my God.
00:42:10I can't believe it.
00:42:12Valley whore?
00:42:14What are they talking about?
00:42:28What are they talking about?
00:42:30Guacamole wizard, when can we be together in person?
00:42:33Guacamole wizard, I want you so badly, I dream about you touching me.
00:42:37Oh my God.
00:42:39Someone hacked my castle claimers messages.
00:42:41Touch me, guacamole wizard.
00:42:44Yeah.
00:42:45Hey, valley whore.
00:42:46Show him what you really like.
00:42:47Oh my God.
00:42:48Oh my God.
00:43:05Here you go.
00:43:07Here, this is for you.
00:43:12Oh, do you like what I've done with the place?
00:43:14You hacked my laptop?
00:43:17Oh no, it wasn't me.
00:43:18It was that kid, Ella.
00:43:20But I definitely got to reap the benefits.
00:43:22What kind of insult is sex over a video game, Hayley?
00:43:25What are you, catfishing this guy?
00:43:27No, I'm not trying to catfish him.
00:43:29Hey everyone, I think valley whore's a catfish.
00:43:33Because who in their right mind would spend their time thirsting over you?
00:43:46I don't know.
00:44:02Stop it.
00:44:02Stop it! Stop!
00:44:06I thought I'd tip the janitor some time
00:44:12Jake hey
00:44:15Now is the time tell them tell them what you're guacamole wizard
00:44:22Who's guacamole wizard
00:44:25Here you go. Oh
00:44:29Did you think that Jake was your secret little online boyfriend?
00:44:33Sweetie, I've been bribing him this whole time to pretend to like you. What? Why would you do that?
00:44:39Oh, I don't know Cole. Why do you think I would do that?
00:44:43Jake is this true? Have you been pretending to like me this whole time?
00:44:49Sorry, it was nothing personal
00:44:57Yeah, nothing personal
00:45:04All right, all right, all right
00:45:06Enough what in the world is going on here? Is that a leaf blower?
00:45:11That's all him. Okay. Well, you both have detention, so
00:45:19Let me get this straight you stole a leaf blower and defaced school property
00:45:25It wasn't school property dad. It was Jen's cyber boy spreadsheets. Jesus Christ
00:45:30How does she always get away with this shit?
00:45:32Could it be because her father's running for senate Cole?
00:45:34You think that's what it could be?
00:45:36Who cares?
00:45:37I care
00:45:38And I hear she's got an eye for you. So you're taking her to prom
00:45:43What?
00:45:44Not over my dead body. Oh, because you're like that Haley girl?
00:45:48I'm firing her mother right now. No, no, please don't
00:45:52Please then you're taking Jen to prom
00:45:55Max's dad called. He said he's having a party tomorrow. You're gonna go and you're gonna ask Jen to prom
00:46:01End of discussion
00:46:08Come on you big coward message him
00:46:10You must think i'm the biggest idiot
00:46:24I could never think that
00:46:31But I thought you were Jake, please can't you just tell me now? I think i've had enough public humiliation
00:46:36for one lifetime
00:46:41I heard that guy max is throwing a party tomorrow if you want i'll meet you there
00:46:56Okay
00:46:57You got the ceiling just take a deep breath you got this
00:47:02You got this
00:47:06You look beautiful
00:47:10Thank you mom
00:47:30Hey Haley i'm glad you came you look so pretty
00:47:33Hi
00:47:34Hey max your house is gorgeous. I mean
00:47:37No, it's just my parents blood money. You know they're upstairs watching the last of us right now. They don't
00:47:42care about shit get drunk girl
00:47:45Yeah
00:47:58What are you doing here valley whore looks like the catfish came out of the pond hey everyone let's give
00:48:06it up for valley whore
00:48:12Jen why are you doing this what have i even done to you to me oh i'm actually concerned about
00:48:17our whole community
00:48:18Because those little cringy messages on your castle game those are concerning actually kind of a bit of a perv
00:48:25Did you know that haley she's a little pervy princess pervy princess
00:48:38Hey let's get perfect tonight leave me alone
00:48:42Is there a fire okay we set off the alarm
00:49:16You know if you really wanted to humiliate me you didn't have to go to the extra effort jen was
00:49:24doing just fine
00:49:25I wasn't trying to humiliate you then what were you trying to do i guess you
00:49:29Obviously the white clothes were just an added bonus
00:49:32I knew i shouldn't have trusted you
00:49:35Now what about guacamole wizard
00:49:38What are you
00:49:46Who is that
00:49:48Just the devil
00:49:52Get in the car
00:49:55I'm not going to ask you again cole get in the car
00:49:59Can you just act normal for once and please introduce yourself to
00:50:02Haley
00:50:03I already assumed that's who this was
00:50:06I'm Mr. Evans
00:50:06So you're the scholarship trash that's hell bent on ruining cole's life
00:50:12Well i've got news for you young lady
00:50:15My son is going to marry a good girl from a respectable family and that's not you
00:50:21You will be forgotten you're a maid's daughter and your mom works for me
00:50:27Stay away from him or i swear to god your mother is fired
00:50:32Dad stop
00:50:34Don't you touch my family
00:50:36I'll stay away
00:50:38Come on you don't mean that
00:50:42I hate everything you stand for
00:50:44I hate your greed and your callousness and your elitist ideas of what you think a good person looks like
00:50:51I hate everything about you
00:50:53I hate all of it
00:50:55I don't want any part of it
00:50:57So cole go with your dad
00:51:01Haley
00:51:10No laptop and no phone for a week
00:51:13Ever since mom died you've turned into this cold patriarch
00:51:16Haley not that's real love
00:51:17Why do you have to make me so miserable
00:51:19I promised your mother I would make you a success son
00:51:23Even if it meant saving you from yourself
00:51:32Hi Haley I'm Emma
00:51:35I know who you are
00:51:36Right
00:51:37I just felt kind of bad that I accidentally helped and ruin your life
00:51:41So I wanted to return your laptop to you
00:51:44Good as new
00:51:50Oh wow
00:51:51Thanks Emma
00:51:53Okay bye
00:51:59One down
00:52:00One to go
00:52:02You're so cool
00:52:03I know Emma
00:52:04Want to go to prom?
00:52:05Why not?
00:52:07Let's get these lovers together
00:52:14Hi Mr Edmund
00:52:16Hi Max
00:52:17And Max's friend
00:52:19Sorry we weren't expecting you
00:52:20Cole's grounded
00:52:22Oh he is?
00:52:24But it was his 18th birthday today
00:52:26What can I say Max?
00:52:28Actions have consequences
00:52:30Birthday or no
00:52:31Cole is grounded
00:52:33Well that really sucks
00:52:34Because he's uh
00:52:36Also the president of the prom committee
00:52:38We were supposed to review budgets today
00:52:41Cole?
00:52:42My son Cole?
00:52:44Reviewing budgets
00:52:45He's never reviewed a budget a day in his life
00:52:48Well Mr Edmunds today could be that day
00:52:50And we just have to give him back this school sanctioned laptop
00:52:52So we can get back to his very important
00:52:54And very respectable budgetary work
00:53:04Go away
00:53:10Max what are you guys doing here?
00:53:13Happy birthday Cole
00:53:14I brought you my laptop and logged into your castle claimers account
00:53:17Just get it back to me by tomorrow
00:53:19What?
00:53:20What's going on?
00:53:21Dude it's your 18th birthday
00:53:23You can tell Hayley who you are now
00:53:25You can be together
00:53:26Just log into this stupid game and tell the girl who you love who you really are
00:53:31No
00:53:32I'll tell her myself
00:53:33Sneak me in your car
00:53:41Welcome to the wizard
00:53:45Mom I'm fine
00:53:46I just need some time alone
00:53:56Open the door
00:53:58Wait what?
00:54:00He's here?
00:54:08It's you
00:54:10I'm sure you're giving me this to your mom's camera
00:54:14Hayley I wanted to tell you who I was from the very beginning
00:54:17My dad threatened to fire your mom
00:54:19And I had to wait a really long time
00:54:21To tell you who I was
00:54:22I got my inheritance
00:54:24And I can protect you and your family
00:54:25And so you don't have to choose
00:54:39Hayley I understand if this changes things
00:54:44If you don't love me the way
00:54:46You love guacamole wizard but
00:54:49I need you to know I love you
00:55:03Nicole I love you
00:55:05You do?
00:55:07Yes you idiot
00:55:09I've loved you for months
00:55:10I mean this whole guacamole wizard thing was so confusing though
00:55:14Because I had to be loyal to him and
00:55:17But you're him
00:55:19You didn't expect her
00:55:21I mean I
00:55:23I always hoped it was you
00:55:26Until you hoped
00:55:28Yes
00:55:29I hoped it was you
00:55:31You were always there for me
00:55:35You're hot now
00:55:37You're really fucking hot
00:55:42Hey uh
00:55:43One of those things I said we could do
00:55:47You ever go
00:55:48Yeah
00:55:49Take my clothes off
00:55:53I'm getting there don't worry
00:55:57I'm so beyond you
00:55:59You're just beyond me
00:56:01I'm so beyond you
00:56:21Yeah, would do again.
00:56:24I'll get sex with sex with me specifically.
00:56:26I've only ever had sex with you specifically.
00:56:29Alright, that's fair.
00:56:31I'll take that as a win.
00:56:38What is my life now?
00:56:40Am I being nice to Cole Eggman?
00:56:42Oh god, no.
00:56:44I fully expect you to continue to berate me endlessly.
00:56:48No, there's less behind it.
00:56:51There's always been less behind it.
00:56:53I'll ask you a minute.
00:56:55Stop it.
00:56:59I think you know if it's prom or not.
00:57:05Okay.
00:57:07But the real question is, do you got a date?
00:57:12Cole, are you asking me to prom?
00:57:14I would have asked you earlier, but Jay kind of beat me to the gym.
00:57:18Oh god, please don't mention his name again.
00:57:19I don't want to hear it.
00:57:21Yeah, you don't have to ask me for it.
00:57:23But I don't even have a dress.
00:57:26Later.
00:57:30I just slept with Cole Edmonds, and I'm in love with Cole Edmonds.
00:57:34Who would have guessed?
00:57:39I thought, only the best for my princess.
00:57:43Where did you get that?
00:57:45I might have gotten you a dress on the off chance that you might have wanted to go to prom
00:57:52with me and maybe had nothing to wear.
00:57:56Of course, they'll go to prom with you.
00:58:02Mr. Edmonds, I didn't expect you to be here.
00:58:06Cole, are you here?
00:58:08Cole, are you here?
00:58:10Fuck.
00:58:11Mr. Edmonds, you can't just park into my house like this.
00:58:14If you have you, Cole, you are a big pro.
00:58:33Hey, uh, you almost done in there?
00:58:36You try changing into an evening gown in a bunch of thorny bushes.
00:58:41Okay, I'm ready.
00:58:54What do you think?
00:58:59My God, Haley, you are the most beautiful thing I have ever seen.
00:59:04Uh-uh-uh.
00:59:06I just hunched over in a car mirror to do this lipstick.
00:59:08You're not messing it up for at least 20 minutes.
00:59:1120 more minutes.
00:59:13We're in.
00:59:14I do.
00:59:17Thank you all for using the prom voting site to cast your votes.
00:59:22I hear we have a winner.
00:59:25And your 2026 prom queen is...
00:59:30Jen Longfellow.
00:59:34Oh, my God.
00:59:36Thank you guys so much.
00:59:39Seriously, this makes the world to me.
00:59:41I mean, like, who else would win?
00:59:44This is just the perfect moment.
00:59:50Oh, my God.
00:59:51That's Haley and Cole.
00:59:54It was fun.
00:59:55It's very soon.
01:00:00Hey, are those 10 minutes up?
01:00:03No.
01:00:04No.
01:00:05But who cares?
01:00:07Hell yeah.
01:00:08Woo!
01:00:11Ew, literally, what the fuck?
01:00:13Hell yeah.
01:00:14Language.
01:00:15I am the queen, okay?
01:00:17She's just a little pervy princess.
01:00:19Come on.
01:00:20Everyone say it with me.
01:00:21Pervy princess.
01:00:22Pervy princess.
01:00:23Pervy princess.
01:00:25Woo!
01:00:29Wait.
01:00:31Wait, wait, wait.
01:00:31What are those?
01:00:32Those are texts between me and my dad.
01:00:34Make Cole Edmonds fall in love with you.
01:00:38His dad's month is essential to funding my campaign.
01:00:41Don't worry, Daddy.
01:00:43If I can't have it, no one can.
01:00:46I'm going to destroy Haley Roth's life.
01:00:49Is this real?
01:00:50Jen's crazy.
01:00:53Who did this?
01:00:55Who did this?
01:00:58What?
01:00:59You exploited me for a hacking job and didn't think I was going to hack your phone?
01:01:03You little shit.
01:01:05You know, Jen, as the principal, I'm supposed to remain impartial and above all of this petty drama.
01:01:14But quite frankly, you are the worst.
01:01:18And I think it's time that you are expelled from Edmonds Academy.
01:01:22You can't do that.
01:01:23I'm the principal, so, uh, yes, I can.
01:01:35There was no internship.
01:01:37You lied to me.
01:01:45Haley, catch.
01:01:50Oh.
01:01:51Oh.
01:01:52My princess finally has a crown.
01:01:55Now all I need is my handsome prince.
01:01:57Oh.
01:01:58Yeah, no can do.
01:02:00All I have to offer is a Bowie Knight with a chip on his shoulder and an awesome sense of
01:02:06humor.
01:02:06Oh.
01:02:07How can I refuse?
01:02:14Oh, no.
01:02:15That's my dad.
01:02:44We are going home right now.
01:02:56I am so proud of you.
01:02:59I can't have done it without you being by my side.
01:03:03That was terrifying.
01:03:04It's not like we haven't slayed a dragon before, though, so.
01:03:09I love you, Bowie Knight.
01:03:11I love you, guacamole wizard.
01:03:13Oh, my God.
01:03:13I gotta change that username.
01:03:15Yeah, you do.
01:03:16Hey.
01:03:16Oh, my God.
01:03:19Oh, my God.
01:03:22Oh.
01:03:27Oh, my God.
01:03:29Oh.
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