00:01I need you to sign these.
00:03Okie dokie.
00:04Hey, Mayor, have you heard anyone bad-mouthing me around town?
00:08Of course not. People love you.
00:10I thought so, too.
00:12But today at the coffee shop, this young woman scolded me
00:15for the way I treated Mandy on TV.
00:17Really?
00:18Yes. She said I was condescending and sexist.
00:21Me! I love women. My mother is my best friend.
00:26I used to like when Sheldon said that about me. Now I'm not so sure.
00:31This isn't the first time. There's been others.
00:34A lot of others.
00:36Well, the people who know you know it's not true.
00:39My wife is one of the others.
00:41Oh.
00:43You know, if you want to show everyone how much you support women,
00:48why don't you let me do the sermon this Sunday?
00:53I know you're trying to lighten the mood, but this is not the time.
00:58What do you think I should do?
01:01Well, maybe you should reach out to Mandy.
01:04Say you're sorry. Invite her to church.
01:08Once people see that you two are okay, this will all blow over.
01:11Say I'm sorry. All I did was correct her when she said God was a woman.
01:15You also called her ignorant on TV.
01:18Well, I suppose I could be the bigger man.
01:21Good for you.
01:22I did come down a little hard.
01:24Sometimes I forget how forceful we alpha males can be.
01:28Alpha male?
01:29Leader of the pack.
01:31Head honcho.
01:33Right.
01:34Top banana.
01:35I get it.
01:44McAllister? Ain't that the name of that crazy weather girl?
01:48Huh. Well, I guess it is. I don't...
01:51No relation.
01:54Actually, McAllister's the guy we bought the place from.
01:56Been meaning to change it.
01:57I kind of like Tires R Us.
01:59It's like...
02:00It's like Toys R Us.
02:01But, you know...
02:02Tires?
02:04You were looking for a set of 24 inch radials?
02:06Mm-hmm.
02:07You are not gonna believe what Pastor Jeff tried to pull.
02:11Excuse me, ma'am. We'll be with you in a moment.
02:14Yeah, I'm not talking to you. I'm talking to my husband.
02:18Pagan Barker's a mile down the road, crossed the street from the Dairy Queen.
02:21Tell him I said hey.
02:26Why do you hate us?
02:29What's going on?
02:30So, I went groveling to Pastor Jeff to apologize.
02:33Great.
02:34Not great.
02:35Turns out he's the one that should be groveling to me.
02:37For what?
02:38People blame him for me losing my job.
02:40Even his wife is mad about it.
02:42So what you're saying is we got leverage.
02:44What I'm saying is he owes me an apology.
02:47Okay, okay. You want an apology. I want customers.
02:49He wants people to see y'all made up.
02:51This is what we in the business sector call a negotiation.
02:55It's what everyone calls a negotiation.
02:58She don't know that.
02:59Yes, I do.
03:12Hey, you're home early.
03:14Wasn't much to do.
03:16Really?
03:16Georgie said y'all been busy.
03:18Yeah, Georgie lied.
03:20Why?
03:21Well, he didn't want you to feel bad.
03:23About what?
03:24About saying that God's a woman and ruining their business.
03:26But again, don't feel bad.
03:29Hang on.
03:30That's crazy.
03:30People aren't buying tires because of what I said?
03:33When you were a teenager, how many girls did you stop talking to because of something they said?
03:38It wasn't always what they said.
03:39Sometimes it was what they were.
03:42You just need to know your husband's a good guy.
03:44Well, if you love him so much, why don't you marry him?
03:47He didn't get me pregnant.
03:48I thought that you don't want me to trust them.
03:48Well, that's a good one to have you, man.
03:48You're all right, man.
03:49I'm old, man.
03:53I rage, man.
03:54I'm old, man.
03:54I'm old.
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