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My Dad Is Poseidon Ep 2026
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00:12Slow-ass sea slug! Your launch today, beach!
00:33Slow-ass sea slug!
01:00Filthy scavengers! When Lord Poseidon ruled the Deep, you Skyrats swore never to breach the surface.
01:10Poseidon? Fish food ages ago.
01:37Sire, Zeus' people just breached your outer barrier.
01:41I'm retired. Don't bring that crap to my door.
01:48Sire!
02:04Who the hell broke my new console? I'm gonna go deal with that bastard!
02:09Sire! You're finally stepping in!
02:25Go fight somewhere else. Don't block me from clearing my game.
02:28My king! Even Poseidon himself would still be fit to shine my boots!
02:54What did you do? Turn me back right now!
02:57What did you do? Turn me back right now!
03:02Sire! The entire Abyssal Realm awaits your command! Lead us against Olympus! We beg you!
03:08Zeus' brain's probably been eaten out by Chlamydia for years. I'm retired. I don't waste breath on crazy people.
03:21Screw power struggles. Rotting in bed playing games is the real way to live.
03:30Fight!
03:37Get your hands off me, creep!
03:39Sorry. I didn't mean to...
03:45Wait. Pointy ears. A dryage? What's a forest nintz doing here?
03:54He's just a regular human. A total nerd. Damn it. The Aphrodisians kicking in.
04:09You're burning up down here. Way harder than I pictured.
04:14I was drugged. This whole thing is Dylan's sick setup. If I don't mate someone before the timer runs out,
04:21I die. I really need this guy.
04:29Goddamn. You really know how to flip my switch.
04:40I need more. A lot more.
04:50Don't stop. Harder. Squeeze me tighter.
05:01What the hell did you do to me last night?
05:05Hey. I put in a lot of work. Don't tell me you forgot.
05:09What?
05:10Leora! I know you're in there! Nowhere left to run!
05:14Damn it. He tracked me.
05:29Leora. You're my fiancé. You belong with me. Come home.
05:33Get away, Dylan!
05:37As the leader of the Sacher, you actually drugged me.
05:44Why the fuck are you wearing some dude's shirt?
05:47You slept with someone?
05:50Who screwed up my plan?!
05:54Oh, so you're the genius who roofed her.
05:57Newsflash, tough guy. Real men don't need tricks.
06:00You talking to the boss like that, punk?!
06:08So you're the loser who ruined everything?
06:10You actually fucked this beach bomb shut in?!
06:20Touch him again and you'll regret it!
06:22Her body's tainted now, but her blood still has value. Can't push too hard yet.
06:28I won't kill him.
06:31But you're coming with me, Loria.
06:34Babe, if you don't want to go, I can handle this clown.
06:43Forget today ever happened. Go back to your life.
06:59Seriously? Can't I just play my game for once?
07:12Those assholes are back already.
07:14What are you talking about?!
07:21Hey, Pencil Neck! I'm Dylan's top enforcer.
07:24Either get the hell out of this water, or kneel and call me daddy.
07:28Dylan Hook, speak up man, my ears are shot.
07:31Keep acting tough!
07:32Jax can stomp boulders to dust!
07:34Even Narius' sea folk give him a wide burn!
07:49You asked for this.
07:50You asked for this.
08:03You one-shotted pants-toppin' orcer?!
08:05Who the hell are you?!
08:15You one-shotted pants-toppin' orcer?!
08:17Asshole. Using my divine power to barbecue.
08:20Hope you die alone and miserable.
08:24What are you whining about?
08:26Nothing!
08:27Heat's too low. Sprinkle this and baste it again.
08:35Molly? Gods make heroes with it, you seasoned food?
08:41Huh. Tide barrier just got tripped.
08:50Mommy, is daddy stationed way out in the deep sea?
08:53Is that why he never comes to see me?
08:56Yeah, baby.
08:57But he retired recently.
08:59We're gonna find him now.
09:01Don't, don't, don't, don't.
09:09I'm badly wounded.
09:10I don't have much time.
09:12Find Lily's real father.
09:14Leave her with him.
09:16I just hope you two can live in peace.
09:20Far away from those bastards on Mount Olympus.
09:35There it is.
09:44Liara's wounded bad.
09:46Drag them both back to the Dillon.
09:48Lifetime of easy living.
09:54What the hell was that?
09:56Nothing. Just swapped a bug.
10:02That girl from five years ago.
10:04You came looking for me?
10:07She's your daughter.
10:09We need you now.
10:11So you're my dad?
10:13You're actually pretty handsome.
10:16This aura?
10:17She's got my blood.
10:24Who did this?
10:25Don't worry about it.
10:27Just keep Lily safe.
10:33Mommy.
10:34Mommy!
10:52It's too late, boss.
10:54Her heartbeat's fading fast.
11:00Stop.
11:09Somebody help me!
11:24give me a name leora who did this i'm going to tear them apart
11:30it was
11:52your father sold you to me a long time ago you're my fiance my property
11:57you filthy whore spread your legs for some stray dog
12:04but at least your bloodline is still worth something
12:15with nymph blood in my veins even olympus will bow to me
12:27i got careless diving near a shipwreck my fault shipwreck those cuts are surgical leora someone did this to you
12:41you're just a regular guy stay out of it boss soup's ready
12:52if i don't make it promise me you'll take care of lily
12:56she's all we have left she's safe now drink
13:03soup isn't gonna fix this jack
13:11jack you
13:14ambrosia residue golden apple sap i studied this in grad's time
13:18greek meth said it could raise the dead for mortals
13:22where the hell did you get this more try it
13:37these ingredients where did you get them
13:44it's my first time meeting daddy i gotta find the prettiest shell for him
14:13what a lively little snack
14:16gulp you down and my power doubles
14:26i just fished this stuff out of the bay
14:28you want more
14:30i've got a ton of it laying around
14:32this guy's luck is insane
14:36a random mortal just happens to have relics of the old gods
14:40is this coast a secret olympian vault
14:43you're safe here liria
14:48we've got a kid together now
14:51i'm not letting anything touch
14:53you or lily
14:56jack i'm grateful but i
14:57daddy help
15:01something's trying to eat me
15:05lily's in trouble
15:12i i'm not tasty
15:14my mommy and daddy are super strong
15:17please don't eat me
15:22divine power runs through this girl
15:25devour you
15:27and i might even claim the sea king's throne
15:32ha ha ha ha ha ha
15:34ha ha ha
15:45whew
15:47whew
16:04you disgusting freak
16:06what do you think you're doing to my daughter
16:08mommy
16:11i've got you baby
16:14touch my kid again
16:16and i'll rip her head off your shoulders
16:18ha
16:19you ruined my meal
16:23wait
16:24the baby mama herself
16:27perfect
16:32two courses for the price of one
16:41you bitch
16:47jack take lily and run
16:49go
16:55run from the lucian hydro
16:58you pathetic little insects
17:09that kid's his
17:10no wonder the power's so pure
17:13that's poseidon's bloodline
17:15if i stay i'm dead
17:23what the hell just happened
17:25it ran
17:27damn leoya
17:28your powers are badass
17:30you straight up scared the monster off
17:32me
17:33no way
17:34even at full strength
17:35i couldn't take that thing
17:36i'm still recovering
17:39wait
17:39maybe it sensed the guardian of the sea vault
17:44whatever
17:45let's get home
17:46that thing might circle back
17:51about that monster
17:57failed at the perfect time
17:58figures
17:59he's just a regular guy after all
18:13like
18:14i'm out of the sea
18:30and i'll see you next time
18:31i'll tell you
18:42my liege have mercy i didn't know she was your daughter i swear it i please spare my life
18:48no problem thank you my lord thank you for your mercy try to remember that in your next life
19:06enjoying the show
19:17my king we had nothing to do with the hydra we swear listen to me if any of you take
19:23one step
19:24near my daughter again i will skin you alive now get the fuck out of my sight
19:31yes yes my leash
19:44my love since you refuse to tell me who did this to you i'll just have to dig up the
19:49truth myself
19:58that wild god pans always pulling power grabs but poseidon guy's long gone probably fish
20:06food in some trench right sea god myth ancient history wanna bet there ain't no sea king anymore
20:23the world's the same as ever the dead are louder than the living
20:27who the hell are you you're in hades territory asshole
20:43poseidon
20:53is haides still breathing if he is tell him to get his ass out here
21:02who the fuck is tearing up my domain
21:09i don't have time for this i'm not wasting it on you i need a background check
21:18you know who i am
21:20you know who i am hades's ace you crash my spot you die here
21:46little fish
21:55hades staff one shot the sea king he's real
22:03hades you hiding come out or this whole place turns into driftwood
22:09one
22:11two
22:15thank the fates the boss is here
22:22boss this bum
22:30you idiot piss off the lord of the oceans and we all drown
22:33you're done get out in front of poseidon your ants i'm saving your worthless heights
22:45my lord is this handling satisfactory i'm not here for fun dig up everything on that leora and her daughter
22:57understood i'll mobilize every team right now
22:59you have three days i'll be back
23:05everyone drop what you're doing full sweep on the leora and child
23:09every resource every contact now tell them poseidon's back
23:21let's hope this time he doesn't flood the place just to make a point
23:22poseidon's back let's hope this time he doesn't flood the place just to make a point
23:33dylan wants the woman dead kid comes with us alive she's still hurt easy pickets
23:38let's move
23:52we'll make a nice stew surprise daddy for lunch
23:55ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
24:03ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
24:04happy home mater pathetic
24:08who are you dylan's orders come quietly to the stronghold or i drag your corpse back
24:17mommy who's the ugly goat man hand over the kid
24:30stay away from my daughter
24:32don't you dare touch her
24:49mommy you're bleeding
24:51this forest is locked down
24:54surrender now
24:55i'll go with you on one condition
24:58let my daughter go
25:00no mommy i'm not leaving you
25:14kids mine you die
25:23my poison fog the more you fight the faster it rots you from the inside
25:29give up
25:31you've gone too far
25:32even if i die today
25:34i'm not letting you win
25:38you're wounded
25:40poisoned
25:42done
25:43the kids coming with me
25:47don't touch her
25:48come at me
25:50feisty one
25:51dylan wants you dead
25:53but first i'm gonna have some fun
26:03such a pretty face
26:05all mine now
26:09let my mommy go you bastard
26:19lilly
26:19lilly
26:20lilly
26:21get out of here
26:26serve me well
26:28and i might let her run a little longer
26:36lilly
26:38lilly
26:59lilly
27:00and
27:01ce
27:08everything
27:08what the hell just happened
27:14you okay baby
27:15so you're the boyfriend
27:17too bad i'll snap every bone in your body with one hand
27:45If I pull this vine, the whole cliff goes with us, demon.
27:50Run all you want! My pack tears you both apart!
28:19Run all you want!
28:25Cough, cough, cough, cough.
28:28Cough, cough, cough, cough, cough.
28:43Cough, cough, cough, cough.
28:49Cough, cough, cough.
28:53Daddy, don't leave Mommy. I don't want to lose her.
28:57Shh, Lily, don't cry. Daddy promises Mommy's gonna be okay.
29:00We're going back for her right now.
29:09Hand over the kid! I'll make your death quick!
29:20Lily, turn around and cover your ears, okay?
29:25Daddy's gonna do a little magic trick.
29:28Okay.
29:32You are the best.
29:41Some nobody dare stare me down?
29:44You're asking to die!
29:48You're not human! Who the hell are you?
29:51My daughter's here, so I'm keeping it clean.
29:54Disappear.
30:13Okay, Lily. You can turn around now.
30:19Daddy? What happened to the bad guy?
30:23He got so dazzled by how cute you are, he just passed out.
30:32Lily, stay right here inside this circle.
30:34Don't move. Daddy's gonna help Mommy beat the bad guys.
30:37I'll be right back.
30:43Daddy, be careful!
30:46Don't worry, Lily. No one's ever beaten your dad.
30:55That poison's eaten you alive, little nymph.
30:58How much longer you got?
31:00Let me have my fun first.
31:03So what?
31:04I'll drag you to hell with me before I die!
31:18Damn. You take a hit well. Let's enjoy this body. Then I'll turn you into my eternal trophy.
31:26For Jack and Lily. Even if I die, I'm taking this beast down with me.
31:33No signal? You trying to hog the glory?
31:36More coming. Killing one won't save Jack and Lily. No choice. I'm taking them down with me.
31:42This the woman Dylan wants? Where the kid?
31:45Some guy took the brat.
31:47Huh. Useless. Grab her first, then we hunt the child.
31:55Just... let Jack and Lily be safe.
32:01You all want to come at once? Then die together. Pick your graves!
32:17Why did you come back? Where's Lily?
32:20Lily...
32:23Lily's safe. Don't push yourself.
32:28So this is the woman's secret lover. Her taste is trash.
32:33Beg now. And maybe I'll leave your corpses in one piece.
32:37Refuse, and you'll be screaming. End it fast.
32:44You, in our eyes, you're not even an enemy. Just weeds to be crushed under feet.
32:50Just hold on a little longer. Jack means more to me than anything. I won't let him get hurt.
33:06You want my husband? Step over my corpse first!
33:11In a hurry to die? Fine! I'll oblige!
33:42You're half dead already!
33:45How the hell did you knock me back?
33:47The sea is sinking. Those are Poseidon's warriors.
33:52This can't be.
34:18Ancient Ekethra. The coastal legend monster? Why would she be here?
34:25Ha ha ha! Our boss has real backing! He summoned three of Poseidon's elite guards!
34:31No matter how strong you are, kneel and beg!
34:35They're coming for us. We're finished.
34:38Don't worry, darling. Things might turn around.
34:40Lyra Vale has been captured. Now we await the Sea King's warriors to execute this peasant.
34:48They're here for me. Jack, stay behind me.
34:51With me here, no one touches you.
34:54Stop saying that, Jack. Look around. We're surrounded. We could actually die here.
35:04My lords! Let me teach this adulterous couple a lesson.
35:11You worthless creature!
35:14You shouldn't even exist where I stand.
35:24Who dares show such insolence before the Lord of the Sea?
35:30You're not even.
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