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Crush Alert
Love Request From My Enemy
Love Request From My Enemy
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00:00:03New intimacy level unlocked.
00:00:10New skin dangerously hot is equipped.
00:00:19You're staring. You like what you see?
00:00:21Maybe.
00:00:30When are you gonna tell me who you really are?
00:00:32You know who I really am.
00:00:34I'm Valleyqueen33.
00:00:36Such a dumb username.
00:00:37Oh, okay, guacamolewizard275.
00:00:40Don't talk to me about dumb usernames.
00:00:42You know, you're lucky you're cute.
00:00:44You don't even know what I look like.
00:00:45Well, I would if you agreed to meet me in person.
00:00:47Or at least a photo.
00:00:51Maybe someday.
00:00:56Crap, I'm late.
00:00:58Good luck, scholarship queen.
00:01:02Who needs luck when I have my talisman to remind me of my knight?
00:01:09In the game of castle claimers,
00:01:11I might be a warrior princess in love with a dashing knight,
00:01:14but on my first day at Edmunds Academy,
00:01:16I feel like a peasant.
00:01:19Watch it!
00:01:20This isn't public school.
00:01:24Forget your training wheels.
00:01:27At least I have my knight's charm to help me get through the day.
00:01:41Stop, stop, stop, stop the car!
00:01:44No!
00:01:47God, my knight's special talisman!
00:01:50Ruined!
00:01:56He's so hot.
00:01:57Hey!
00:01:58I told you to stop the car!
00:02:04Oh my gosh, he's cold!
00:02:06He's so hot!
00:02:11Hey!
00:02:12What is wrong with you?
00:02:14Didn't you see me yelling and screaming for you to stop the car?
00:02:17Okay, I see you now, new girl.
00:02:19What do you want me to start?
00:02:21What are you talking about?
00:02:23Why?
00:02:25I thought you were one of my fans.
00:02:27No, I'm not one of your fans!
00:02:30You just broke something that's really important to me!
00:02:33Yeah, I break a lot of hours, buttercup.
00:02:35Okay?
00:02:37You should know that.
00:02:39I don't know who you are, but you were a...
00:02:42You were a...
00:02:45Asshole!
00:02:51All right.
00:02:52I broke something of yours.
00:02:54Sure, but...
00:02:55Hey!
00:02:57You got my attention.
00:03:00So, in that case, we're even.
00:03:07Don't do it, Hayley.
00:03:10Have a good day.
00:03:14Don't do it!
00:03:19Don't do it!
00:03:22Oh, fuck!
00:03:23Now we're even.
00:03:25My laptop better not be broken!
00:03:27I can't lose my connection to Valley Clay.
00:03:34You just made the wrong enemy.
00:03:37You just made the wrong enemy.
00:03:40You just made the wrong enemy.
00:03:40I'm going to make every classroom, every hallway, and every rumor in this school your personal nightmare.
00:03:49I'm going to make your life from living hell.
00:03:52What's going on?
00:03:53Cole's fighting the new girl.
00:03:54Now Cole's leaving the new girl.
00:03:56Yeah, idiot.
00:03:57I can see that.
00:03:59I've just met an unhinged person.
00:04:02Good thing the universe balances it with you.
00:04:04Same.
00:04:05Ran into a certified asshole.
00:04:08Can't wait to see you in the game tonight.
00:04:12Cole, do you need help?
00:04:13I can help you.
00:04:16The new girl poured coffee on him.
00:04:18This bitch thinks that she can just roll up and piss off Michael.
00:04:21But he's not your Cole.
00:04:23Shut up, Lindsay.
00:04:25He's not yet.
00:04:29Hi.
00:04:30I'm Jen.
00:04:31And this is Lindsay.
00:04:33Hi.
00:04:34I'm Haley.
00:04:35So nice to meet you.
00:04:36You have first day jitters.
00:04:38It's totally understandable.
00:04:39We want to make sure you feel really welcome.
00:04:41And so we'll take you to your locker.
00:04:43Okay.
00:04:45Let's go.
00:04:49There you go.
00:04:51Thanks so much.
00:05:13You're welcome, new girl.
00:05:14Honestly, it's kind of an improvement on your face.
00:05:22You're welcome.
00:05:23Guacamole wizard.
00:05:24Wow.
00:05:25What are you, catfishing some little lonely online gamer boy?
00:05:29Hold on.
00:05:32Hey, if you go to Edmunds Academy, you should come to Locker 83 right now.
00:05:37Send.
00:05:37Here.
00:05:38Now your little gamer friend can see your ugly little face.
00:05:42So when can I meet the hero who ruined your billionaire shirt?
00:05:46I'm your friend first, Max.
00:05:47At least check on me.
00:05:49Oh, is it the online level?
00:05:50Ah, chill.
00:05:51Please.
00:05:55No way.
00:05:56Hey.
00:05:56What is it?
00:05:57Oh, Belle Queen goes into school.
00:06:05Please ignore that.
00:06:06Someone stole my phone and played a stupid prank.
00:06:09Send.
00:06:13What is wrong with you?
00:06:15You mess with Cole Edmunds and you're going to mess with me.
00:06:17Edmunds?
00:06:18What?
00:06:19You don't know that his family owns the whole school?
00:06:22Wow.
00:06:23You really did crawl out of the gutter, didn't you?
00:06:27No.
00:06:27Stop recording me.
00:06:30Jen is a new girl.
00:06:31Wait.
00:06:32Is the new girl...
00:06:34Valley Queen?
00:06:36There's no way the new girl is Valley Queen.
00:06:39Could it be...
00:06:40Jen?
00:06:43Ew.
00:06:46Your enemy is our enemy, Cole.
00:06:48And I just made sure that the new girl knows that.
00:06:51No chances, Jen.
00:06:53So is it.
00:06:55She does look kinda cute.
00:07:03Please ignore that.
00:07:05Someone stole my phone and played a stupid prank.
00:07:07What was I thinking?
00:07:09Of course she's not my online lover.
00:07:15Hey there, buttercup.
00:07:16Keep walking, Hailey.
00:07:18Just keep walking.
00:07:19You got a problem with shaving this morning, or...?
00:07:23My name's Hailey.
00:07:24Wow.
00:07:25Hailey.
00:07:26I think you, uh...
00:07:28You used to spell on your upper lip right there.
00:07:32What a coincidence!
00:07:34So did you!
00:07:35Oh, no!
00:07:38Oh, I'm sorry.
00:07:40I forgot you don't even need shaving cream.
00:07:42You're just a man-child with follicle issues.
00:07:44You're just a man-child with-
00:07:44I don't need to-
00:07:45No, no...
00:07:47No, no.
00:07:48Whatever ends up with her, I must have filled it in the eyes again.
00:07:52I'm sorry.
00:07:53I'm sorry.
00:08:04I'm sorry.
00:08:06I'm sorry.
00:08:06I'll be right back.
00:08:09I'm sorry.
00:08:10I'm sorry.
00:08:12I'm sorry.
00:08:13is this what I think it is is I want to be with you and you want to be with
00:08:19me
00:08:20as more than just friends oh thank god I honestly want that more than I think
00:08:26you're my soulmate like I like you so much okay well since we're dating now um
00:08:32I'm ready to send my photo like really yeah get ready
00:08:44okay no face just the boobs is it a bad idea but all my online friends said it's cool
00:08:52PG-13 nudes are harmless all the kids do this he'll love it
00:09:01this lighting hates me come on Hayley confidence you literally fight dragons online
00:09:11okay yeah that's actually kind of
00:09:14oh my god seriously hello anyone don't look at me
00:09:28don't look at me
00:09:30shut up for viable are we I don't think you're supposed to do it like that
00:09:34get out now
00:09:35fine
00:09:37oh damn it
00:09:42wrong
00:09:43wrong
00:10:10Oh, my God.
00:10:16You're helping me.
00:10:17Yeah, well, I didn't plan it, but here we are.
00:10:26Excuse you.
00:10:27These boobs are for someone else.
00:10:29I don't have a boyfriend, do we?
00:10:30That is shocking.
00:10:32Yeah, actually.
00:10:33And he'd probably kill you right now if you saw him for flirting with me.
00:10:36Flirting?
00:10:37Yeah, don't lie to yourself.
00:10:38I've got a girlfriend, too.
00:10:39My thoughts and prayers to her.
00:10:40Funny.
00:10:42Okay, well, can we just pretend this didn't happen and go our separate ways?
00:10:46Fine by me.
00:10:49Oh, I know.
00:10:52Well, the purple bra, by the way.
00:10:54I like it in a weird way.
00:10:56I'm not in my type, but, you know, power theory.
00:10:59I don't know.
00:11:00Could you just get out of here?
00:11:09Hopefully, guacamole wizard will like it, too.
00:11:13Jen, red alert.
00:11:15Colm and the new girl are for sure flirting.
00:11:17I think it's time to take drastic action.
00:11:21Don't be a coward.
00:11:23Just send it.
00:11:24Jen.
00:11:28Oh, my God.
00:11:31Here goes nothing.
00:11:39Still no response?
00:11:40Don't freak out.
00:11:41He's probably just busy.
00:11:46Give it back.
00:11:47Why?
00:11:48You don't want me to see your slutty little nude?
00:11:51Oh, this is actually a really good photo.
00:11:53Honestly, it's so good that I think the whole school should see it.
00:11:56Did you get it, Lindsay?
00:11:57Mm-hmm.
00:11:58Got it.
00:12:01What are you doing?
00:12:04What are you doing?
00:12:28Oh, shit.
00:12:29Oh.
00:12:31Yo, what's going on?
00:12:32Dude, your enemy's new just got put up on the big screen.
00:12:34What?
00:12:34Yeah.
00:12:49Come on.
00:12:51Let's see if these goods are photoshopped.
00:12:55Stop.
00:12:56Delete it.
00:12:56Please.
00:12:57Delete it.
00:12:58Fits.
00:12:59Fits.
00:12:59Fits.
00:13:00Fits.
00:13:00Fits.
00:13:01Fits.
00:13:02Fits.
00:13:02Fits.
00:13:02Fits.
00:13:02Fits.
00:13:03Fits.
00:13:03Fits.
00:13:09Oh, my brave knight.
00:13:10I wish you were here with me right now.
00:13:17Oh, my God.
00:13:18Oh, cool.
00:13:19Your enemy's kind of hot.
00:13:22Since you're so into slutty photos, why don't we just go ahead and go full nude?
00:13:29Jen, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
00:13:32no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
00:13:43no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
00:13:46no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
00:13:48no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
00:13:48no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no
00:13:56Stop it!
00:13:57Oh my god!
00:14:08You okay?
00:14:11Give that to me.
00:14:19Now give the phone back, Jan.
00:14:21What the hell call? I thought you'd be happy.
00:14:25Come on.
00:14:28How does it feel, being exposed to the whole school?
00:14:31Not good, huh? Now if you don't delete it off your phone,
00:14:33I'm exposed to what else is fake about you.
00:14:35And I know it's not just your purse.
00:14:38Why are you even defending her?
00:14:40She's the loser who has nude photos
00:14:41for random men!
00:14:44Amy's got more personality
00:14:45than all of you combined.
00:14:46And if you mess with her, you mess with me.
00:14:49You hear me?
00:14:50Amy.
00:14:54Amy, are you?
00:14:54Cole is on my side now?
00:14:56Is he doing this to play with my feelings?
00:14:58I just need to be alone.
00:15:01Haley!
00:15:05Cole is a rich asshole,
00:15:07and he said we were enemies.
00:15:09But why did I get butterflies
00:15:11when he looked at me today?
00:15:15Don't stay up too late, honey.
00:15:17Love you, Mom.
00:15:20Wait, Mom.
00:15:25Do people change?
00:15:28Like...
00:15:29Can a spoiled brat
00:15:32somehow...
00:15:33become nice?
00:15:34Well, maybe just give them a second chance.
00:15:54Up there, huh?
00:15:56There's no more mozzarella sticks
00:15:57in the cafeteria.
00:15:58They're my favorite.
00:16:00Mm.
00:16:00Noted.
00:16:01Is that all?
00:16:02The whole school treats me
00:16:03like I'm their punching bag.
00:16:04I'm just trying to bring a little hope
00:16:06to my family
00:16:06and keep my scholarship.
00:16:08Oh.
00:16:09I'm really proud of you.
00:16:12And then there's this guy.
00:16:13He has this vendetta against me,
00:16:15but at the same time
00:16:16he's super contradictory.
00:16:17It's so confusing.
00:16:19Sounds like you're into this guy.
00:16:21Sounds like you're into this guy.
00:16:23No, I'm not into this guy.
00:16:25I like you.
00:16:26Only you.
00:16:32I really liked your photo, by the way.
00:16:34You did?
00:16:35Are you gonna reciprocate?
00:16:36I was thinking it would be better
00:16:37if we met in person.
00:16:39That sounds amazing.
00:16:41When?
00:16:41With?
00:16:41After school.
00:16:43After school.
00:16:43At the balcony.
00:16:44I'll bring flowers.
00:16:45Deal.
00:16:54I'm about to meet my boyfriend.
00:17:06Stop thinking about Cole.
00:17:16Call me father.
00:17:17I heard about you harassing Jen at school today.
00:17:20Defending that nobody.
00:17:22Haley girl.
00:17:23He was not a nobody dad.
00:17:24Are those for her?
00:17:30What the fuck?
00:17:33What the fuck?
00:17:35I know what Haley is, Cole.
00:17:37Her mother works as a maid at my office.
00:17:40That whole family is trash.
00:17:42Stay away from her.
00:17:43What if I say no?
00:17:44Stay away from Haley, Cole.
00:17:47Or I'll fire her mother.
00:17:49What if she found out that you were the one making her life miserable?
00:17:52I'm almost 18.
00:17:53Soon I'll have my inheritance.
00:17:55I hate to make Haley wait, but she can't know who I am before I make sure her family is
00:18:00safe.
00:18:02You're sick.
00:18:04It's called watching out for your future.
00:18:12Oh, hi.
00:18:14I'm Haley.
00:18:15Yes.
00:18:16Mm-hmm.
00:18:17So nice to meet you.
00:18:19God.
00:18:19I'd give anything just to hear her say my name.
00:18:22But the moment she knows, I lose her forever.
00:18:27Thank you for the flowers.
00:18:29You're so nice.
00:18:34Guacamole wizard.
00:18:36Ew.
00:18:39Guacamole wizard.
00:18:41Ew.
00:18:43You waiting for your stupid little secret boyfriend?
00:18:45Pathetic.
00:18:46Maybe he's married.
00:18:48Or maybe he's fat.
00:18:50And maybe he's sitting on his bed video.
00:18:53I don't want any more trouble.
00:18:56Why is Guacamole wizard still not here?
00:18:59Oh, no.
00:18:59We're not here to give you any trouble.
00:19:01We just noticed that you didn't have any lunch.
00:19:03And so we thought we would bring you a sandwich.
00:19:06Eat it.
00:19:20I told me.
00:19:22Do you think you can just humiliate me in front of the entire school?
00:19:26You're a maid's daughter, so you can go ahead and eat trash.
00:19:30Guacamole wizard, where are you?
00:19:33Oh, and by the way, Cole's not gonna come save you.
00:19:36He goes after all, he's rich.
00:19:38Like me.
00:19:42I'm nothing like you.
00:19:48Yeah, I'm nothing like you.
00:19:51Cole again?
00:19:52Why is he always here when I need help?
00:19:55Pick it up.
00:19:56Cole, we were kidding.
00:19:58It's ketchup.
00:19:58Pick that bloody thing up.
00:20:04Take out your phone and record this.
00:20:13Didn't your dad tell you not to mess with Hayley anymore?
00:20:16Don't think you have leverage here.
00:20:18So tell your mom how fucked up you are.
00:20:20You're gonna hold that thing next to your face and do what I say.
00:20:26I will leave Hayley alone.
00:20:30I will leave Hayley alone.
00:20:35Got it?
00:20:36Yeah.
00:20:37Let's go.
00:20:39What are you looking at?
00:20:43Got it?
00:20:44Let's go.
00:20:52Uh, thank you.
00:20:55Wow.
00:20:57Never thought I'd hear you say that.
00:21:01Why do you keep following me around?
00:21:03I just...
00:21:05I happened to see you.
00:21:07Were you waiting on someone?
00:21:09Yeah.
00:21:09My boyfriend, actually.
00:21:13Well, he...
00:21:15He kind of stood me up, so...
00:21:17Maybe you didn't do it on purpose.
00:21:20Maybe you gotta do it nice today.
00:21:23Cole, are you being nice to me?
00:21:26You thought we were enemies.
00:21:28I mean, I still find you incredibly annoying, though, so...
00:21:31I'm not that annoying.
00:21:33Maybe you'll like me once you realize I have layers.
00:21:35Are you trying to play with my feelings, Cole?
00:21:38Because it's not gonna work.
00:21:39I'm like those stupid, spoiled heiresses.
00:21:47How'd that online boyfriend rings make you fall for her?
00:21:53He...
00:21:54He makes me feel safe.
00:21:56You wouldn't understand that, though.
00:22:02Cole.
00:22:03You never understand better than you think.
00:22:06Cole understands me better than I think.
00:22:10I see...
00:22:12Why you touching my feelings.
00:22:23If you keep staring, I'm gonna think you like what you see.
00:22:27No, my...
00:22:28My boyfriend has way better abs than you do.
00:22:33In the game.
00:22:36Oh, in the game, huh?
00:22:44Why does he have to smell so good?
00:22:50Are you that slow in the game, too?
00:22:53I can see why he likes you.
00:23:05I can't do this.
00:23:07I love my boyfriend.
00:23:09And you will never understand that.
00:23:10He's smart, and he's kind, and...
00:23:14He loves me for who I am.
00:23:17That is so much more important to me than whatever this is between us.
00:23:21I wish I could just tell her right now.
00:23:31Wait. It couldn't be.
00:23:34Cole, what was that notification on your phone?
00:23:37It's...
00:23:39It's nothing.
00:23:41Cole, who are you?
00:23:45What was that notification on your phone?
00:23:47It was my dad telling me my car got done getting waxed.
00:23:51Champagne problems, huh?
00:23:54You live such a tough life.
00:24:00What was I thinking?
00:24:02We are from two different worlds.
00:24:04He just wants to play with me.
00:24:05But why did I want to kiss him so badly?
00:24:12Why didn't you come to school today?
00:24:15I... got into a car accident.
00:24:17Really? Are you okay?
00:24:18You have to keep me in the hospital till prom.
00:24:21He was right.
00:24:22Who?
00:24:22Nobody.
00:24:23Which hospital are you staying at?
00:24:25I want to come visit you.
00:24:26No, no, you can't.
00:24:27I look miserable now.
00:24:29You need to see me in style.
00:24:31Fine, if you say so.
00:24:33So...
00:24:34Are we going to prom together?
00:24:36Hell yeah, we are.
00:24:42Why would anyone want to sit next to her?
00:24:45Whoever needs a charity case.
00:25:01Oh.
00:25:03You.
00:25:03Oh.
00:25:04Me.
00:25:05Why is she so lucky?
00:25:07Cole's never been this way with any other girl.
00:25:10People think you're really lucky to be my lab partner.
00:25:12I'm sure you feel really lucky to be my lab partner.
00:25:15Because you don't do any homework.
00:25:21You finished?
00:25:23It's okay.
00:25:25Well, we didn't know each other more.
00:25:26I'm a little bit curious about you, actually.
00:25:28I'm curious about you, though.
00:25:30Like, uh...
00:25:31How close are you with your mom?
00:25:33What is he trying to do?
00:25:35It's none of your business, but I'm very close with my mom.
00:25:38I'd kill anyone who hurts her.
00:25:43Does Cole genuinely want to know me?
00:25:54So.
00:25:55Are you going to prom?
00:25:56I don't know.
00:25:57I don't know.
00:25:59So you have a date.
00:26:01Or shall I say victim?
00:26:03Are you jealous of me?
00:26:05Me?
00:26:06Jealous?
00:26:06No, why would I be jealous?
00:26:08Oh, because I think you so secretly want to be.
00:26:10You are so full of yourself.
00:26:12You can do this on your own.
00:26:14Yeah.
00:26:16No way.
00:26:18It's a self-locking door.
00:26:20Really?
00:26:21The score was going to be back in an hour.
00:26:23I'm sure it'll be fine.
00:26:23I'm stuck here with you for a full hour?
00:26:26No.
00:26:27Sorry.
00:26:27Am I that bad?
00:26:28I think maybe we can pick up where we left off.
00:26:32Don't worry.
00:26:32Maybe trust me and do.
00:26:33Mm-mm.
00:26:34We're keeping our distance this time, actually.
00:26:37Yeah.
00:26:47That was my first kiss.
00:26:51My first kiss was not supposed to go like that.
00:26:53It was supposed to be special at prom and not just bumping lips.
00:26:57Yes.
00:27:08You're really good at this.
00:27:09Why do I want you to regret it?
00:27:12You know, we can do more if we want.
00:27:20It's okay.
00:27:29Hey, I've been wanting back a lot more than you did.
00:27:32It was how you want me.
00:27:37I think you know how much I want you.
00:27:43Do you want me?
00:27:45I want you.
00:27:55Anyone in here?
00:27:58Oh my god, how long have you two been in here?
00:28:01I really need to change this lock. Are you two okay?
00:28:05Yeah, we're good.
00:28:07I think so.
00:28:07We're okay.
00:28:15Are you just going to pretend like that didn't happen?
00:28:17What didn't happen?
00:28:19Hey, wait.
00:28:20It's just hormones.
00:28:23Jake, can you still play after your accident?
00:28:25Relax, I'm not dead.
00:28:27Wait, car accident? Guacamole wizard?
00:28:35I gotta go.
00:28:43Guacamole wizard?
00:28:45Huh?
00:28:48Are you all better after your car accident?
00:28:49Do I know you?
00:28:51Why is he being so standoffish?
00:28:54Is he trying to give me a surprise?
00:28:55Or he heard something about Cole?
00:28:58You're crushing your soda can.
00:29:01She thinks guacamole wizard is Jake Myers.
00:29:04She was in a real car accident.
00:29:05Corey, do you sell this guacamole wizard?
00:29:08I can't get this anymore.
00:29:10Cole, wait.
00:29:12Oh shit.
00:29:17What's up, guys?
00:29:19Um, we were just chatting.
00:29:22Chatting about Jake's grand plans to kick balls?
00:29:25Was there something that you wanted, Cole?
00:29:28Hey!
00:29:29Just figured I'd bring us some mozzarella sticks.
00:29:32They're your favorite, right?
00:29:35How did you know that?
00:29:38Tough day, huh?
00:29:38There's no more mozzarella sticks in the cafeteria.
00:29:41They're my favorite.
00:29:42He couldn't be Cole.
00:29:44Could he?
00:29:50The truth is, um, a dickhead?
00:29:54Will you honestly get out of here, bro?
00:29:56You came to my table, bro, and knocked my ball away.
00:30:05There it goes again.
00:30:07Cole is jealous.
00:30:08We got a problem here, Cole?
00:30:10We don't have a problem.
00:30:12We don't have a problem.
00:30:14Right?
00:30:14Tell Cole to get my ball, and we don't have a problem.
00:30:18Jake, it would take me forever to find one of your balls.
00:30:22I have a ball now.
00:30:23Can we stop measuring each other's dicks?
00:30:27Cole and Jake are fighting over Haley?
00:30:30Maybe I can use that.
00:30:34Jake!
00:30:35Hey!
00:30:37What if I told you that I have an internship opportunity for you with my dad?
00:30:40Wait, seriously?
00:30:41Yeah.
00:30:42Just one little catch.
00:30:43You have to pretend to like Hallie Roth.
00:30:48All right, you have the rest of the period to work on your lab reports.
00:30:51If you have any questions, I'll be at my desk.
00:30:54I thought Guacamole Wizard would feel more like Cole.
00:30:58But if he's really Jake, then maybe this was always going to end.
00:31:02You've literally been sorry for five minutes.
00:31:04I'm thinking.
00:31:05About the report, or about him?
00:31:06Mm-hmm.
00:31:07Why are you making it so weird about Jake?
00:31:09We literally made out on a sore drum.
00:31:12Maybe I've known Jake longer.
00:31:13No.
00:31:14You don't.
00:31:15How do you know that?
00:31:15You're going to prom with someone else.
00:31:17Stop acting like you're serious about me.
00:31:19You have no idea.
00:31:25Oh my god, is Jake asking me to prom?
00:31:41Hailey, someone's here to see you.
00:31:55Are you asking me to prom?
00:31:58Too cheesy?
00:31:59No.
00:32:00It's cute.
00:32:01The accident?
00:32:03The mozzarella sticks?
00:32:04He is Guacamole Wizard.
00:32:06So, um, what do you think?
00:32:09You want to go to prom with me?
00:32:11I...
00:32:11I should feel happy.
00:32:13But why does this feel so wrong?
00:32:17Hey, can we not?
00:32:23Dude, seriously, what is your problem?
00:32:25My problem here, dude, is that me and my lab partner have work to do.
00:32:28And you're out here to strike me with bad puns.
00:32:31Wow.
00:32:32That is some weak shit, man.
00:32:34Huh?
00:32:35That's weak shit?
00:32:36Is this weak shit?
00:32:40Oh my god.
00:32:48Wow.
00:32:49He's got really pretty eyes.
00:32:56Wait, I can't.
00:32:58Colt, put me down.
00:32:59Put me down.
00:33:00Put me down.
00:33:02Don't do that again.
00:33:16New couple alert.
00:33:18Fuck off, Jen.
00:33:20Why do you hate me so much, Cole?
00:33:21You and I, we're not that different.
00:33:23And if you'd realize and give me a chance, I think that we would make a great match.
00:33:27Like, say, if you asked me to prom.
00:33:31I might say yes.
00:33:34Jen, you wanna go to prom?
00:33:36With me?
00:33:38Jen, you wanna go to prom?
00:33:40With me?
00:33:41We're both hot.
00:33:42And we're both rich.
00:33:43And our dads have been in business, like, forever, so...
00:33:47How romantic.
00:33:48I think I'll pass.
00:33:51You're gonna regret this, Cole Edmonds.
00:33:55Oh, here they come.
00:33:58If I message Corcamole Wizard, I wonder if Jake's phone will ding.
00:34:04What should we wear to prom?
00:34:06The funeral and the Dean's List.
00:34:13Oh, I'll talk to you later.
00:34:17I'll see you around school, okay?
00:34:18Okay, yeah, I'll see you later.
00:34:19Bye.
00:34:21He's so different.
00:34:22Maybe he's still recovering from the accident?
00:34:27Hayley?
00:34:36Jeez.
00:34:38God.
00:34:43Here, I'll get it.
00:34:45I know.
00:34:49Oh.
00:34:50You're scared of me seeing all the girls on your phone?
00:34:53I don't care.
00:34:54I do care.
00:34:57Here we are.
00:35:14Don't put a promo check.
00:35:15I mean, he only knows you like mozzarella sticks because of me.
00:35:18He doesn't even know you.
00:35:19And you do?
00:35:20How do you know I like mozzarella sticks?
00:35:23That's something I've only ever talked about.
00:35:24Because...
00:35:26I pay attention to what you like.
00:35:28I noticed it at lunch.
00:35:31The first day.
00:35:32You were watching me?
00:35:35Just...
00:35:35Just don't get a promo check.
00:35:51Move!
00:35:53Cole is talking to Hayley.
00:35:55Again.
00:35:55Your job is to keep them away from each other, Jake.
00:35:58Unless you don't want that internship that my dad got you.
00:36:01Obviously I do.
00:36:02Okay.
00:36:02Then break them up, idiot.
00:36:05What do I do?
00:36:08I've got a few ideas.
00:36:14Hey, look.
00:36:16Someone would take you to prom.
00:36:18I promise.
00:36:19Yeah?
00:36:20Really?
00:36:20Like who?
00:36:20I mean, the whole school hates me.
00:36:22Except for Jake.
00:36:24And you.
00:36:25But you're not asking me.
00:36:28Hey.
00:36:29Hey.
00:36:30Oh, hey Jake.
00:36:31Hey, Hal.
00:36:33Um...
00:36:33I just wanted to thank you again for...
00:36:35The other night.
00:36:37The other night?
00:36:39Yeah, it was...
00:36:41So...
00:36:42Sexy.
00:36:43You're so sexy.
00:36:45Jake, what are you talking about?
00:36:47Hey, I...
00:36:48I hate to break it to you asshole, but she's my prom date.
00:36:57And she's a real tiger in the pep room.
00:37:01Oh!
00:37:01Oh shit!
00:37:03Oh shit!
00:37:05Oh shit!
00:37:05Oh shit!
00:37:06Oh shit!
00:37:07Oh!
00:37:08Oh!
00:37:09Oh!
00:37:12Oh!
00:37:13Oh!
00:37:14Oh!
00:37:16Oh my god!
00:37:20Stop! Guys, stop it! Stop! Stop!
00:37:24What the hell is going on over there?
00:37:28Shit, it's Principal Stevens. I've got to save Cole. I mean, Jake. I've got to save Jake.
00:37:38Oh my god! Principal Stevens, I'm so sorry!
00:37:42Bailey Rock! That's the tension. After school, don't be late.
00:38:03Cole, what are you doing here?
00:38:06Can we keep you company?
00:38:08It's the least I could do if you saved my house today.
00:38:12The locker thing, that was an accident.
00:38:15Oh, sure.
00:38:18So, uh, you and Jake, huh?
00:38:22No.
00:38:24He lied about that. I don't know why though.
00:38:27Good.
00:38:29Father that asshole, every time he looks at you makes me sick to my stomach.
00:38:34Thinking about him touching you, kissing you.
00:38:37I could kill him.
00:38:41Promise me you won't go to prom with him.
00:38:45Okay, fine. I won't.
00:38:50Because I want to go to prom with you.
00:38:54Okay, everyone, let's start off by mixing our sodium bicarbonate.
00:39:05Oh my god, I am so fed up with this.
00:39:25I'm sorry.
00:39:27I tripped.
00:39:28No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:39:30Jack!
00:39:30What?
00:39:31It always has to be about her, doesn't it?
00:39:36They're dead.
00:39:38They're both dead.
00:39:39Oh.
00:39:41How am I going to be able to talk to guacamole wizard?
00:39:46Oh.
00:39:47What are you, are you almost crying?
00:39:50It's probably because you can't afford a new one.
00:39:54Jen, what's going on over there?
00:40:06What's going on is Jen is getting a taste of her own medicine.
00:40:09Mrs. Gorman, it's burning!
00:40:11Mr. Edmonds!
00:40:12Oh, please, it's baking soda and water, you're fine.
00:40:15Detention. Today, after school.
00:40:17Shit.
00:40:30Jake, hey.
00:40:31Oh, uh, sorry, gotta get to student council.
00:40:37Hey, you didn't even try the rice trick.
00:40:39The rice trick?
00:40:43Yeah.
00:40:45You don't know about the...
00:40:48Come on.
00:41:01Hey!
00:41:01Um, Ella.
00:41:04It's Emma.
00:41:05Yeah, that's what I said.
00:41:07Can you hack a broken laptop?
00:41:17Hey, it's gonna be okay.
00:41:19We'll pour out in a few more minutes and it'll be like the whole thing never happened.
00:41:23No, it's not just the phone or the laptop. It means, it means I can't...
00:41:28Can't what?
00:41:29What?
00:41:32I talked to a friend online.
00:41:35He's really important to me.
00:41:39And I'm sure you're really important to him.
00:41:52You know, Cole, if you look past all that hair gel and...
00:41:57Big ol' ego and rich kid for bravo.
00:42:00Okay, okay. I get it.
00:42:05You're kind of sweet.
00:42:10Hey, look at that.
00:42:13Oh, my God.
00:42:14Thank you!
00:42:16Oh, my God.
00:42:18You're a miracle worker.
00:42:25Ugh, what is taking so long?
00:42:26You doused this thing in sodium bicarbonate.
00:42:29Shut up, Ella.
00:42:30It's Emma.
00:42:31Whatever.
00:42:38Oh, my God.
00:42:41Oh, my God.
00:42:46Oh, morning, valley whore!
00:42:49How are things in the castle?
00:42:51Oh, my God.
00:42:55Valley whore?
00:42:57What are they talking about?
00:43:13Guacamole wizard, when can we be together in person?
00:43:16Guacamole wizard, I want you so badly, I dream about you touching me.
00:43:20Oh, my God. Someone hacked my castle claimers messages.
00:43:23Touch me, guacamole wizard.
00:43:27Yeah.
00:43:27Hey, valley whore.
00:43:28Show them what you really like.
00:43:30Oh, my God.
00:43:48Here you go.
00:43:49Here, this is for you.
00:43:55oh do you like what i've done with the place you hacked my laptop oh no it wasn't me it
00:44:01was that
00:44:02kid ella but i definitely got to reap the benefits what kind of incel sex over a video game hayley
00:44:08what are you catfishing this guy no i'm not trying to catfish him hey everyone i think valley whore
00:44:13is a catfish because who in their right mind would spend their time thirsting over you
00:44:44stop it stop stop
00:44:49i thought i'd send the janitor some time
00:44:54jane hey now's the time tell them tell them what that's your guacamole wizard
00:45:04who's guacamole wizard
00:45:07here you go
00:45:10oh my god did you think that jake was your secret little online boyfriend
00:45:14oh sweetie i've been bribing him this whole time to pretend to like you
00:45:19what why would you do that oh i don't know cole why do you think i would do that
00:45:25jake is this true have you been pretending to like me this whole time
00:45:31sorry it was nothing personal
00:45:39yeah nothing personal huh
00:45:46all right all right all right enough what in the world is going on here is that a leaf blower
00:45:53that's all him okay well you both have detention so
00:46:01let me get this straight you stole a leaf blower and defaced school property
00:46:07it wasn't school property dad it was jen's cyber boy spreadsheets jesus christ how does she always get away with
00:46:13this shit
00:46:14could it be because her father's running for senate cole you think that's what it could be
00:46:18who cares
00:46:19i care and i hear she's got an eye for you so you're taking her to prom
00:46:25what i don't overmind that body
00:46:27oh because you're like that hailey girl
00:46:30i'm firing her mother right now
00:46:32no no please don't
00:46:33please
00:46:34then you're taking jen to prom
00:46:36max's dad called he said he's having a party tomorrow
00:46:39you're gonna go and you're gonna ask jen to prom end of discussion
00:46:49come on you big coward message him
00:46:53just do it just do it
00:46:57you must think i'm the biggest idiot
00:47:05i could never think that
00:47:12but i thought you were jake
00:47:14please can't you just tell me now
00:47:16i think i've had enough public humiliation for one lifetime
00:47:22i heard that guy max is throwing a party tomorrow
00:47:24if you want i'll meet you there
00:47:38okay
00:47:39you got the ceiling
00:47:41just take a deep breath
00:47:42you got this
00:47:44you got this
00:47:48you look beautiful
00:47:52thank you mom
00:48:11hey hailey
00:48:12i'm glad you came you look so pretty
00:48:14hi
00:48:15hi
00:48:16hey vax
00:48:16your house is gorgeous
00:48:18i mean
00:48:19oh it's just my parents blood money
00:48:20you know they're upstairs watching the last of us right now
00:48:23they don't care about shit
00:48:24get drunk girl
00:48:25woo
00:48:38what are you doing here
00:48:41valley whore
00:48:43looks like the catfish came out of the pond
00:48:46hey everyone
00:48:47let's give it up for valley whore
00:48:48valley whore
00:48:53jen
00:48:53why are you doing this
00:48:55what have i even done to you
00:48:56to me
00:48:57oh i'm actually concerned about our whole community
00:48:59because those little cringy messages on your castle game
00:49:03those are concerning
00:49:04actually
00:49:05kind of a bit of a perv
00:49:06did you know that
00:49:07hayley
00:49:08she's a little pervy princess
00:49:10pervy princess
00:49:13pervy princess
00:49:15pervy princess
00:49:16pervy princess
00:49:19hey
00:49:20let's get pervy tonight
00:49:21leave me alone
00:49:23is there a fire
00:49:25okay
00:49:26we set off the alarm
00:49:39oh
00:49:40oh
00:49:41oh
00:49:42oh
00:49:43oh
00:49:43oh
00:49:44oh
00:49:50oh
00:49:52oh
00:49:53oh
00:49:53oh
00:49:55oh
00:49:56oh
00:49:56oh
00:49:56oh
00:49:56oh
00:50:07oh
00:50:09oh
00:50:10oh
00:50:11oh
00:50:11oh
00:50:18are you him would you stop trying to find your stupid little cyber boyfriend okay cole is not
00:50:25him anyways we are going to the prom together no i'm not yes you are it's okay you can be
00:50:32honest
00:50:32about your feelings so you too this whole time oh my god i am such an idiot hey wait wait
00:50:49please at least take my jacket you know if you really wanted to humiliate me you didn't have to
00:50:54go to the extra effort jen was doing just fine i wasn't trying to humiliate you then what were
00:50:58you trying to do i guess you obviously the white clothes were just an added bonus i knew i shouldn't
00:51:04trusted you what about guacamole was it what are you what is that just the devil get in the car
00:51:26i'm not gonna ask you again cole get in the car thank you just act normal for once and please
00:51:32introduce yourself to hailey i already assumed that's who this was hi mr vince so you're the
00:51:40scholarship trash that's hell bent on ruining cole's life well i've got news for you young lady my son
00:51:46is gonna marry a good girl from a respectable family and that's not you you will be forgotten
00:51:54you're a maid's daughter and your mom works for me stay away from him or i swear to god your
00:52:02mother
00:52:02is fire dad stop don't you touch my family i'll stay away hey come on you don't mean that
00:52:12i hate everything you stand for i hate your greed and your callousness and your elitist ideas of what
00:52:20you think a good person looks like i hate everything about you i hate all of it i don't want
00:52:26any part of
00:52:27it so cool go with your dad hailey
00:52:41no laptop and no phone for a week ever since mom died you've turned into this cold patriarch
00:52:47hey we're not that's real love why do you have to make me so miserable i promised your mother i
00:52:51would
00:52:52make you a success son even if it meant saving you from yourself
00:53:03hi hailey i'm emma i know you are right i just felt kind of bad that i accidentally helped and
00:53:11ruin
00:53:12your life so i wanted to return your laptop to you goodness new
00:53:20oh wow thanks emma okay bye
00:53:29one down one to go you're so cool i know emma want to go to prom why not let's get
00:53:39these lovers together
00:53:44hi mr edmund hi max and max's friend sorry we weren't expecting you cole's grounded
00:53:52oh he is but it was his 18th birthday today what can i say max actions have consequences
00:54:00birthday or no cole is grounded well that really sucks because he's uh also the president of the
00:54:08prom committee we were supposed to review budgets today cole my son cole reviewing budgets he's
00:54:16never reviewed a budget a day in his life well mr edmunds today could be that day and we just
00:54:21have
00:54:21to give him back this school sanctioned laptop so we can get back to his very important and very
00:54:25respectable budgetary work
00:54:36go away
00:54:40max what what are you guys doing here happy birthday cole i brought you my laptop and logged into your
00:54:46castle claimers account just get it back to me by tomorrow
00:54:49what what what's going on dude it's your 18th birthday you can tell hayley who you are now you can
00:54:55be together
00:54:56just log into this stupid game and tell the girl who you love you really are
00:55:01no i'll tell her myself
00:55:03sneak me in your car
00:55:11welcome all the wizard
00:55:15mom i'm fine i just need some time alone
00:55:25open the door wait what he's here
00:55:38it's you i'm sure you've given me this to you a long time ago
00:55:44hey we have wanted to tell you who i was from the very beginning
00:55:47my dad threatened to follow your mom and i had to wait a really long time
00:55:51to tell you who i was i got my inheritance
00:55:54and i can protect you and your family so you don't have to choose
00:56:10i don't understand if this changes things
00:56:13if you don't love me the way you you love guacamole wizard but i
00:56:19i need you to know i love you
00:56:33cool i love you
00:56:35you do yes you idiot i've loved you for months
00:56:40i mean this whole guacamole wizard thing was so confusing though because i had to be loyal to him
00:56:45and but you're him you didn't expect her i i mean i i always hoped it was you
00:56:56i hoped it was you you were always there for me
00:57:04you're right now
00:57:06you're really fucking hot
00:57:12hey uh
00:57:13there are things that we could do
00:57:16you never go
00:57:21i'll take my clothes off
00:57:22i'm getting there don't worry
00:57:46okay so what do you think
00:57:4910 out of 10 yeah yeah what do again
00:57:53i'll get sex with sex with me specifically
00:57:55i've only ever had sex with you specifically
00:57:58all right all right that's fair i'll uh i'll take that as a one
00:58:07what is my life now am i being nice to cole eggnance
00:58:12oh god now i fully expect you to continue to berate me endlessly and i'll just i'm just lost behind
00:58:19it
00:58:20there's always been lost behind it
00:58:22i'll take a minute
00:58:23no
00:58:23stop it
00:58:31i think you know if it's prom or not
00:58:35okay but the real question is do you got a date
00:58:41cole are you asking me to prom
00:58:43oh i would have asked you earlier but jay kind of gave me to the show
00:58:47oh god please don't mention his name again i don't want to hear it
00:58:50yeah you don't have to ask me once
00:58:52i don't even have a dress
00:58:55later
00:58:59i just slept with cole edmonds and i'm in love with cole edmonds who would have guessed
00:59:08i thought only the best for my princess
00:59:12where did you get that
00:59:14i might have gotten you a dress on the off chance that you
00:59:19might have wanted to go to prom with me and maybe had nothing to wear
00:59:25of course they'll go to prom with you
00:59:31mr edmonds i didn't expect you to be here
00:59:35cole are you here cole are you here
00:59:40mr edmonds you can't just barge into my house like this
00:59:43i see you cole you are a big pro
01:00:01mr edmonds
01:00:02hey uh you almost done in there you try changing into an evening gown in a bunch of thorny bushes
01:00:10okay i'm ready
01:00:22what do you think
01:00:27my god haley you are the most beautiful thing i have ever seen
01:00:33uh-uh-uh i just hunched over in a car mirror to do this lipstick you're not messing it up
01:00:37for at
01:00:38please 20 minutes 20 minutes
01:00:40oh no minutes we're in
01:00:42there
01:00:46thank you all for using the prom voting site to cast your votes i hear we have a winner
01:00:53and your 2026 prom queen is jen longfellow
01:01:00thank you oh my god thank you guys so much seriously this means the world's me
01:01:09i mean like who else would win right oh this is just the perfect moment
01:01:18oh my god that's hailey and cole
01:01:21it was fun
01:01:23it's as great as your dad
01:01:30most time that's up no but who cares
01:01:43i am the queen okay she's just a little pervy princess come on everyone say it with me
01:01:49pervy princess pervy princess pervy princess
01:01:58wait wait wait what are those those are texts between me and my dad
01:02:02make cole edmunds fall in love with you his dad's month is essential to funding my campaign
01:02:09don't worry daddy if i can't have him no one can
01:02:15i'm gonna destroy hayley roth's life is this real
01:02:18jen's crazy
01:02:21who did this who did this
01:02:26what you exploited me for a hacking job and didn't think i was gonna hack your phone
01:02:30you little skit you know jen as the principal i'm supposed to remain impartial and above
01:02:39all of this petty drama but quite frankly you are the worst and i think it's time that you are
01:02:48expelled from edmunds academy you can't do that i'm the principal so uh yes i can
01:02:58get out of the video
01:03:03oh
01:03:04oh
01:03:05oh
01:03:05oh
01:03:05oh
01:03:05oh
01:03:05oh
01:03:08oh
01:03:09oh
01:03:12oh
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01:03:19oh my princess finally has her crown now all i need is my handsome prince oh yeah no can do
01:03:27all i have to offer is a lowly knight with a chip on his shoulder and a awesome sense of
01:03:33humor
01:03:35how can i refuse
01:03:41oh no that's my dad
01:03:45we are going home right now you disobeyed me for the last time boy yeah i'm not a boy dad
01:03:53you talk all the time about wanting a man that's worthy of the family last name
01:03:57that you can't see i've already become that man and it's because of hailey and you can accept that
01:04:04i'll make my own path and best believe me i can
01:04:09i'll say this it's the most backbone i've ever seen in you cole
01:04:16joy pro
01:04:23i am so proud of you
01:04:27i kind of done with all you being by my son that was terrifying
01:04:32it's not like we haven't slayed a dragon before though so
01:04:36i love you viala queen
01:04:38i love you guacamole wizard
01:04:39oh my god i gotta change that username
01:04:42yeah you do
01:04:43oh my god i love you
01:04:47oh my god i love you
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