- 1 day ago
My Dad Is Poseidon 2026 Ep Engsub ⭐🍉💚
Category
🎥
Short filmTranscript
00:12Slow-ass sea slug! Your launch today, Beach!
00:33Slow-ass sea slug!
01:00Filthy scavengers! When Lord Poseidon ruled the Deep, you Skyrats swore never to breach the surface.
01:10Poseidon? Fish food ages ago.
01:37Sire! Zeus' people just breached your outer barrier!
01:41I'm retired. Don't bring that crap to my door.
01:48Sire!
02:04Who the hell broke my new console? I'm gonna go deal with that bastard!
02:09Sire! You're finally stepping in!
02:25Go fight somewhere else. Don't block me from clearing my game.
02:28My king! Even Poseidon himself would still be fit to shine my boots!
02:54What did you do? Turn me back right now!
02:57What did you do? Turn me back right now!
03:02Sire! The entire Abyssal Realm awaits your command! Lead us against Olympus! We beg you!
03:08Zeus' brain's probably been eaten out by Chlamydia for years. I'm retired. I don't waste breath on crazy people.
03:21Screw power struggles. Rotting in bed playing games is the real way to live.
03:30Fight!
03:38Get your hands off me, creep!
03:39Sorry! I didn't mean to...
03:46Wait. Pointy ears. A dryage? What's a forest nintz doing here?
03:54He's just a regular human. A total nerd. Damn it. The Aphrodisians kicking in.
04:10You're burning up down here. Way harder than I pictured.
04:14I was drugged. This whole thing is Dylan's sick setup. If I don't mate someone before the timer runs out,
04:21I die. I really need this guy.
04:29Goddamn. You really know how to flip my switch.
04:40I need more. A lot more.
04:50Don't stop. Harder. Squeeze me tighter.
05:01What the hell did you do to me last night?
05:05Hey, I put in a lot of work. Don't tell me you forgot.
05:10Leora! I know you're in there! Nowhere left to run!
05:14Damn it. He tracked me.
05:29Leora. You're my fiancé. You belong with me. Come home.
05:33Get away, Dylan!
05:37As the leader of the satyr, you actually drugged me.
05:44Why the fuck are you wearing some dude's shirt?
05:48You slept with someone?
05:50Who screwed up my plan?!
05:54Oh, so you're the genius who roofed her.
05:57Newsflash, tough guy. Real men don't need tricks.
06:00You talking to the boss like that, punk?!
06:08So you're the loser who ruined everything?
06:11You actually fucked this beach bomb shut in?!
06:20Touch him again and you'll regret it!
06:22Her body's tainted now, but her blood still has value. Can't push too hard yet.
06:29I won't kill him.
06:31But you're coming with me, Loria.
06:34Babe, if you don't want to go, I can handle this clown.
06:43Forget today ever happened. Go back to your life.
06:59Seriously? Can't I just play my game for once?
07:12Those assholes are back already.
07:14What are you talking about?!
07:21Hey, pencil neck! I'm Dylan's top enforcer.
07:24Either get the hell out of this water, or kneel and call me daddy.
07:28Dylan Hook, speak up man, my ears are shot.
07:31Keep acting tough!
07:32Jax can stomp boulders to dust!
07:34Even Narius' sea folk give him a wide burn!
07:49You asked for this.
08:03You one-shotted pants-topping orcer?!
08:05Who the hell are you?!
08:18Asshole. Using my divine power to barbecue. Hope you die alone and miserable.
08:24What are you whining about?
08:26Nothing.
08:27Heat's too low. Sprinkle this and baste it again.
08:35Molly? Gods make heroes with it use seasoned food?
08:41Huh. Tide barrier just got tripped.
08:50Mommy, is daddy stationed way out in the deep sea? Is that why he never comes to see me?
08:55Yeah, baby. But he retired recently. We're gonna find him now.
09:02Don't, don't, don't.
09:09I'm badly wounded. I don't have much time.
09:13Find Lily's real father. Leave her with him.
09:16I just hope you two can live in peace.
09:21Far away from those bastards on Mount Olympus.
09:36There it is.
09:44Liara's wounded bad. Drag them both back to the Dylan. Lifetime of easy living.
09:54What the hell was that?
09:57Nothing. Just swapped a bug.
10:02That girl from five years ago. You came looking for me?
10:07She's your daughter.
10:09We need you now.
10:12So you're my dad?
10:13You're actually pretty handsome.
10:16This aura? She's got my blood.
10:24Who did this?
10:26Don't worry about it. Just keep Lily safe.
10:33Mommy? Mommy?
10:36Mommy?
10:36Mommy?
10:37Mommy?
10:47Mommy?
10:52It's too late, boss. Her heartbeat's fading fast.
11:03Mommy?
11:10Somebody help me!
11:12Somebody help me!
11:24Give me a name, Leo.
11:25Aura. Who did this?
11:27I'm going to tear them apart.
11:31It was...
11:53Your father sold you to me a long time ago.
11:55You're my fiancé. My property.
11:57You filthy whore.
11:59Spread your legs for some stray dog!
12:04But at least your bloodline is still worth something.
12:12No! Let go!
12:15With nymph blood in my veins, even Olympus will bow to me.
12:27I... got careless.
12:30Diving near a shipwreck. My fault.
12:33Shipwreck?
12:34Those cuts are surgical, Leora. Someone did this to you.
12:41You're just a regular guy. Stay out of it.
12:44Boss? Soup's ready.
12:52If I don't make it, promise me you'll take care of Lily.
12:57She's all we have left.
12:59She's safe. Now drink.
13:03Soup isn't going to fix this, Jack.
13:12Jack, you...
13:14Ambrosia residue? Golden applesap?
13:17I studied this in grad's time.
13:19Greek meth said it could raise the dead for mortals.
13:22Where the hell did you get this?
13:25More.
13:26Try it.
13:37These ingredients. Where did you get them?
13:45It's my first time meeting Daddy.
13:47I got to find the prettiest shell for him.
14:13What a lively little snack.
14:16Gulp you down and my power doubles!
14:26I just fished this stuff out of the bay.
14:28You want more?
14:30I've got a ton of it laying around.
14:32This guy's luck is insane.
14:36A random mortal just happens to have relics of the old gods?
14:41Is this coast a secret Olympian vault?
14:44You're safe here, Liria.
14:49We've got a kid together now.
14:51I'm not letting anything touch you or Lily.
14:56Jack, I'm grateful, but I...
14:58Daddy!
14:59Help!
15:01Something's trying to eat me!
15:05Lily's in trouble!
15:12I...
15:13I'm not tasty.
15:14My mommy and daddy are super strong.
15:17Please don't eat me!
15:22Divine power runs through this girl.
15:26Devour you, and I might even claim the Sea King's throne.
15:32Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
15:38Holy no!
15:46Hoo!
15:48Whoo!
16:04You disgusting freak!
16:06What do you think you're doing to my daughter?
16:09Mommy!
16:11I've got you, baby.
16:14Touch my kid again, and I'll rip her head off your shoulders!
16:19You ruined my meal?
16:23Wait.
16:25The baby mama herself.
16:28Perfect.
16:32Two courses for the price of one!
16:41You bitch!
16:47Jack, take Lily and run!
16:49Go!
16:55Run from the Lycian Hydro, you pathetic little insects.
17:06You...
17:07Posei?
17:09That kid's his.
17:11No wonder the power's so pure.
17:13That's Poseidon's bloodline.
17:15If I stay, I'm dead.
17:24What the hell just happened?
17:26It ran?
17:27Damn, Leoya.
17:28Your powers are badass.
17:30You straight up scared the monster off.
17:33Me?
17:33No way.
17:34Even at full strength, I couldn't take that thing.
17:37I'm still recovering.
17:39Wait.
17:40Maybe it sensed the guardian of this sea vault?
17:44Whatever.
17:45Let's get home.
17:46That thing might circle back.
17:51About that monster.
17:57Failed at the perfect time?
17:59Figures.
17:59He's just a regular guy, after all.
18:03And out.
18:06No!
18:11Oh!
18:12Oh!
18:12Trust me.
18:14Oh!
18:15Oh!
18:15Yeah!
18:18Oh!
18:20No!
18:20Yes!
18:24There!
18:27No!
18:29There!
18:29Ah!
18:30Yeah!
18:42my liege have mercy i didn't know she was your daughter i swear it i please spare my life
18:48no problem thank you my lord thank you for your mercy try to remember that in your next life
19:07enjoying the show
19:17my king we had nothing to do with the hydra we swear listen to me if any of you take
19:24one step
19:24near my daughter again i will skin you alive now get the fuck out of my sight
19:31yes yes my leash
19:44my love since you refuse to tell me who did this to you i'll just have to dig up the
19:49truth myself
19:58that wild god pan's always pulling power grabs but poseidon guy's long gone probably fish food in
20:06some trench right sea god myth ancient history wanna bet there ain't no sea king anymore
20:23the world's the same as ever the dead are louder than the living
20:28who the hell are you you're in hades territory asshole
20:43poseidon
20:54is haides still breathing if he is tell him to get his ass out here
21:02who the fuck is tearing up my domain
21:10i don't have time for this i'm not wasting it on you i need a background check
21:19you know who i am
21:20you know who i am hades is ace you crash my spot you die here
21:46little fish
21:55hades staff one shot the sea king he's real
22:03hades you hiding come out or this whole place turns into driftwood
22:09one
22:11two
22:15thank the fates the boss is here
22:22boss this bum
22:30you idiot piss off the lord of the oceans and we all drown
22:33you're done get out in front of poseidon your ants i'm saving your worthless heights
22:45my lord is this handling satisfactory i'm not here for fun dig up everything on that leora and her daughter
22:57understood i'll mobilize every team right now
22:59you have three days i'll be back
23:05everyone drop what you're doing full sweep on the leora and child
23:10every resource every contact now tell them poseidon's back
23:21let's hope this time he doesn't flood the place just to make a point
23:22poseidon's back let's hope this time he doesn't flood the place just to make a point
23:34dylan wants the woman dead kid comes with us alive she's still hurt easy pickets
23:39let's move
23:51we'll make a nice stew surprise daddy for lunch
24:01a forest nymph playing happy home mater pathetic
24:08who are you
24:10who are you
24:10dylan's orders
24:12come quietly to the stronghold
24:15or i drag your corpse back
24:17mommy
24:18who's the ugly goat man
24:21hand over the kid
24:30stay away from my daughter
24:32don't you dare touch her
24:35don't you dare touch her
24:36don't you dare touch her
24:42don't you dare touch her
24:48mommy you're bleeding
24:51this forest is locked down
24:53surrender now
24:55I'll go with you on one condition. Let my daughter go
25:14It's mine you die
25:19You poisoned me
25:23My poison fog, the more you fight the faster it rots you from the inside. Give up
25:31You've gone too far even if I die today. I'm not letting you win
25:38You're wounded poisoned done the kids coming with me
25:47Don't touch her come at me feisty one
25:52Dylan wants you dead, but first I'm gonna have some fun
26:03Such a pretty face all mine now
26:10Let my mommy go you bastard
26:19Lily, Lily run get out of here
26:26Serve me well, and I might let her run a little longer
26:36Lily
26:38Lily
26:43Addy
26:49Your hands off her
26:59You touch my woman, you're a dead man.
27:08Jack, what the hell just happened?
27:14You okay, babe?
27:15So you're the boyfriend.
27:17Too bad, I'll snap every bone in your body with one hand.
27:22I'll snap every bone in your body with one hand.
27:33Ow!
27:45If I pull this vine, the whole cliff goes with us, demon.
27:50Run all you want!
27:51My pack tears you both apart!
28:05No!
28:09No!
28:11No!
28:12No!
28:13No!
28:20No!
28:29No!
28:53Daddy, don't leave Mommy. I don't want to lose her.
28:57Shh, Lily, don't cry. Daddy promises Mommy's going to be okay.
29:01We're going back for her right now.
29:09Hand over the kid! I'll make your death quick!
29:20Lily, turn around and cover your ears, okay?
29:25Daddy's going to do a little magic trick.
29:28Okay.
29:32You are the best.
29:41Some nobody dare stare me down? You're asking to die!
29:48You're not human! Who the hell are you?
29:51My daughter's here, so I'm keeping it clean. Disappear.
30:13Okay, Lily. You can turn around now.
30:19Daddy? What happened to the bad guy?
30:23He got so dazzled by how cute you are, he just passed out.
30:32Lily, stay right here inside this circle. Don't move. Daddy's going to help Mommy beat the bad guys. I'll be
30:38right back.
30:43Daddy, be careful.
30:46Don't worry, Lily. No one's ever beaten your dad.
30:56That poison's eating you alive, little nymph.
30:58How much longer you got?
31:00Let me have my fun first.
31:03So what? I'll drag you to hell with me before I die.
31:18Damn. You take a hit well.
31:21Let's enjoy this body.
31:23Then, I'll turn you into my eternal trophy.
31:26For Jack and Lily, even if I die, I'm taking this beast down with me.
31:33No signal? You trying to hog the glory?
31:36More coming. Killing one won't save Jack and Lily. No choice.
31:40I'm taking them down with me.
31:42This the woman Dylan wants? Where the kid?
31:45Some guy took the brat.
31:48Useless. Grab her first, then we hunt the child.
31:55Just let Jack and Lily be safe.
32:01You all want to come at once?
32:03Then die together.
32:04Pick your graves.
32:17Why did you come back?
32:19Where's Lily?
32:23Lily's safe.
32:25Don't push yourself.
32:28So this is the woman's secret lover.
32:31Her taste is trash.
32:33Beg now.
32:34And maybe I'll leave your corpses in one piece.
32:38Refuse, and you'll be screaming.
32:40End it fast.
32:44You, in our eyes, you're not even an enemy.
32:47Just weeds to be crushed under feet.
32:51Just hold on a little longer.
32:53Jack means more to me than anything.
32:55I won't let him get hurt.
33:06You want my husband?
33:08Step over my corpse first.
33:11In a hurry to die?
33:13Fine.
33:14I'll oblige.
33:42You're half dead already.
33:45How the hell did you knock me back?
33:47The sea is sinking.
33:48Those are Poseidon's warriors.
33:52This can't be.
34:18Ancient Ekethra.
34:19The coastal legend monster?
34:22Why would she be here?
34:26Our boss has real backing.
34:28He summoned three of Poseidon's elite guards.
34:31No matter how strong you are, kneel and beg.
34:35They're coming for us.
34:36We're finished.
34:38Don't worry, darling.
34:39Things might turn around.
34:40Lyra Vale has been captured.
34:43Now we await the Sea King's warriors to execute this peasant.
34:48They're here for me.
34:49Jack, stay behind me.
34:52With me here, no one touches you.
34:54Stop saying that, Jack.
34:55Look around.
34:56We're surrounded.
34:57We could actually die here.
35:04My lords!
35:06Let me teach this adulterous couple a lesson!
35:11You worthless creature!
35:14You shouldn't even exist where I stand!
35:24Who dares show such insolence before the Lord of the Sea?
35:33You are the oldest due to mortal man!
35:36Someone who is dead!
Comments