00:00Shhh.
00:06Next week, February thrills on an all-new Simpsons.
00:10Mom, to your left. He's letting you in. Go!
00:13You suck, Marge.
00:17Whoa, did you see that thing, Marge? You've been out there all morning.
00:20I'll come watch you do nothing after I try out my new high-intensity halogen headlights.
00:28Nobody will ever cut me off again.
00:32The streets are for the living! Get out of the way!
00:39See what happens next week on an all-new That's 70's show.
00:43Can I talk to you for a second? Sure.
00:44A friend of mine, and it's not me, is pregnant.
00:50Is it you?
00:52Inciati, Donna, Ortho Novum, birth control pills.
01:00We should probably break up with Donna, because the pressure of that much worry-free sex, that could kill you.
01:05Yeah, that would be plan B.
01:06Zach, I went on the pill.
01:08Oh, my God.
01:10You are going to be so popular.
01:19Fox Wednesday, Bernie's dreaming of another woman.
01:22Halle Berry.
01:22Catch a special appearance by Oscar winner Halle Berry.
01:25Like Halle Berry, we want you.
01:26You tripped.
01:27The Bernie Mac Show.
01:28Then, critics say the bunny is funny.
01:30What I want is respect and maybe a snow cone machine.
01:34You don't even like snow cones.
01:35I like making them.
01:36And one of the funniest shows in years.
01:38Why would I be doing a scene with a dog?
01:41I am not a dog.
01:43If I were, I would bite you thusly.
01:45Only Greg the Bunny after Bernie Mac at 9, 8 Central, Fox Wednesday.
01:56ABC flashes back with Richard Dreyfuss.
01:59I will use anything to teach a student to love music.
02:02Of all the lives he's changed, the one that's changed the most was his own.
02:08The network television premiere, Mr. Holland's Opus, Sunday at 7, 6 Central, on ABC's Flashback Weekend.
02:15They say we're young, and we don't know.
02:19I want to be a star.
02:22Well, I don't know.
02:24Well, that's true.
02:26I got an idea for a TV show.
02:28I knew this was going to happen.
02:30I didn't.
02:31MABC original, and the beat goes on.
02:34Monday, 9, 8 Central.
02:37News Channel 5 is brought to you by University Hospitals of Cleveland, Cleveland's premier medical center.
02:43Live from the News Channel 5 studios, this is News Channel 5 at 11.
02:53I don't even know what I'm looking at.
02:59Tony, somebody could be dead.
03:01Well, no.
03:03You got to think positive.
03:06He just died?
03:06Nobody died.
03:07He died.
03:08He died.
03:09He died?
03:09Okay, close the corner.
03:15They're not the brightest bulbs on the trip.
03:17They didn't waste their childhoods with education.
03:20Where's your cranium?
03:22At home.
03:23But if it weren't for them, who would we point at and laugh?
03:26In what country did the French Revolution take place?
03:29Anyway.
03:30To those of you who make the rest of us feel bad, the Tonight Show salutes you.
03:36The countdown is on to the series finale of The Practice.
03:39A new episode is next.
03:41Next Sunday.
03:42What I saw scared me.
03:43This agent must save her sister.
03:45Get away from you.
03:46Isabella Rossellini.
03:47We meet at last.
03:48Vivica A. Fox and Jennifer Garner.
03:50The final episode before this season finale.
03:53And all new alias.
03:54ABC next Sunday, 9, 8 central.
03:56This war is baloney.
03:58And when Jim Belushi is a sandwich hero, it could tear a friendship apart.
04:02Would you mind not mentioning this to Carl?
04:04I will keep my lips tightly sealed like I keep my baloney bag.
04:08Less Than Perfect returns after Jim.
04:10All new.
04:10ABC Tuesday.
04:12Call 1-800-420-2626.
04:17Tonight, celebrate with Dave when the Late Show smashes a New York City bus into a giant pinata.
04:23And a special appearance by Dave's mom.
04:25Tonight, now your local news.
04:29The choppers are still flying tonight over the capital region where an accused killer is on the loose.
04:34Good evening, I'm Joe Pagliarulo.
04:35And I'm Liz Bishop.
04:36The search started this afternoon when a 22-year-old man was found shot to death in his apartment in
04:41Gilderland.
04:42Gabriela Bruni has been following this story since it broke.
04:45And she joins us live now from Gilderland with the very latest.
04:48Gabby.
04:50With the premiere of City Guys coming next week.
04:53Many questions about Wesley Jonathan and Scott White still remain.
04:57Will a New York inner city high school be big enough for the both of them?
05:00Will Scott and Wesley ever settle their differences and become true compadres?
05:04And does Wesley have what it takes to teach Scott right from wrong?
05:08Will Scott ever realize that it's not polite to point at other people?
05:12These questions and more will be answered on the premiere of City Guys next Saturday on TNBC.
05:20TNBC's new season is so cool, we had to lay down a rap.
05:23Here's Dion from City Guys and Samantha from Saved by the Bell.
05:27Yo, we gon' break this down old school style.
05:29B to the A to the B to the C.
05:31Now you just chill out with TNBC.
05:33City Guys ain't talk.
05:34Or Saved by the Bell.
05:35Stop it!
05:36Hey you guys, I know we've been saying that TNBC's season premiere was gonna be this week,
05:40but due to circumstances beyond our control, it won't be until next week,
05:43when we bring you a new season of TNBC with new shows, new characters, and tons of new laughs.
05:50Let's go!
05:51TNBC hits the streets of New York with Wesley Jonathan and Scott White from City Guys.
05:55Open up your eyes, roll with the City Guys.
05:58C-I-T-Y, you can see why these guys, the new guys, boy and street why.
06:04C-I-T-Y, you can see why these guys, the new guys, boy and street why.
06:09C-I-T-Y, roll with the City Guys.
06:11C-I-T-Y, roll with the City Guys.
06:14C-I-T-Y, roll with the City Guys.
06:14By popular demand, City Guys premieres next Saturday, September 13th on TNBC.
06:20Child check out City Guys as they show you how to be a Hollywood mover and shaker.
06:24Hi, it's Wesley from City Guys. Hey, how you doing?
06:26City Guys? Is that one of my shows?
06:28Can you check and see if that's one of my shows?
06:30Could we, um, have our dressing room as big as the audience seats?
06:34That's out of the question.
06:35It's not gonna happen, Wesley.
06:37Get off the phone and quick call inmate.
06:40Wesley Jonathan and Scott White are City Guys.
06:43Hello?
06:43Premiering next Saturday on TNBC.
06:46That's the life of show business.
06:48TNBC hits the streets of New York with Wesley Jonathan and Scott White from City Guys.
06:53Roll with the City Guys.
06:55C-I-T-Y, you can see why these guys, the new guys, boy and street why.
07:00C-I-T-Y, you can see why these guys, the new guys, boy and street why.
07:05C-I-T-Y, roll with the City Guys.
07:07C-I-T-Y, roll with the City Guys.
07:10By popular demand, City Guys premieres next Saturday, September 13th on TNBC.
07:15C-I-T-Y.
07:16Don't set me free.
07:17I'll molest again, he cries.
07:19But they're going to let this molester of 200 kids out.
07:22The controversy, tomorrow on Good Morning America.
07:25Now stay tuned for the news and nightline.
07:28Straight ahead, an illegal immigrant woman beaten by sheriff's deputies tells us her side of the story.
07:34Plus, the letter that led to a Simpson juror's dismissal tonight.
07:37New revelations about who might have sent it.
07:39And a new birth control pill for men only next on Eyewitness News at 11.
07:46I got funny Steven Wright and Dave Matthews Band.
07:49All coming up right after your local news, which is next.
07:53Coming up on News 22's 11 at 11, the bomb squad rushes to an area university and with good reason.
07:58Plus, more area nurses set to walk the picket line.
08:01I'm Chelsea Irving with that story.
08:03And he says he's a cop, but he isn't.
08:05The warning up next.
08:09You're watching.
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