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00:00Woo!

00:02Congrats, Björn!

00:04Hi, thank you!

00:07Wednesday on Chappelle's Show, Dave goes on the defensive.

00:11Sir, will you tell us about the cartels you dealt with in your time as a crack cocaine dealer?

00:16No, but I can tell you that I plead the physio.

00:19Chappelle's Show, new episode Wednesday at 10.30.

00:22Watch some of the biggest names in comedy do things that could ruin their careers.

00:27So that's how it is around here, a bunch of angry comedians.

00:30I guess you don't watch the show.

00:32Tough crowd, where the stars come to show their love.

00:35Weeknights at 11.30 on Comedy Central.

00:39Chappelle's Show, new episode Wednesday at 10.30.

00:44The queer guys got their shot, now it's the straight dudes turn.

00:48Straight guys don't usually collect teacups.

00:50Straight plan for the gay man, a fabulous, I mean, kick-ass Comedy Central makeover event.

00:55Premiering February 23rd at 10.

00:58Straight up!

00:59There are a lot of imitators.

01:02I'm Rick James, bitch.

01:04It's Biotch!

01:06Hi, thank you!

01:08There are a lot of imitators.

01:11I'm Rick James, bitch.

01:13But only one Chappelle's Show.

01:15Buckle up, baby!

01:16Chappelle's Show, catch an all-new episode next Wednesday at 10.30, right here.

01:22Right here.

01:23For shizzle.

01:24The queer guys got their shot, now it's the straight dudes turn.

01:27Straight guys don't usually collect teacups.

01:29Straight plan for the gay man, a fabulous, I mean, kick-ass Comedy Central makeover event.

01:35Premiering Monday at 10.

01:37It's Biotch!

01:39Hi, thank you!

01:40Thank you!

01:42Norm MacDonald is an underrated comedic actor.

01:45Let's face it, I'm just not that funny.

01:47Oh, we know Norma, we know.

01:49It's because he's too subtle.

01:50He just f***ed a brunco.

01:54Maybe he's just misunderstood.

01:55Even know what a threesome is?

01:57A threesome is me and two other guys.

02:00Back to Norm, a comedy special where a bizarre sense of humor is just the norm.

02:04Why buy the cow when you can have sex with many cows for free?

02:09Back to Norm premieres Sunday at 10.30 on Comedy Central.

02:12I'm going to vote right, and uh...

02:15Who are you going to vote for?

02:17I'm going to be honest, I don't know yet, I ain't going to say, but...

02:33This Thursday, it's all come down to this.

02:37We will reveal which one of you a***** is going home.

02:42It's the season finale of Drawn Together, Thursday at 10.30 after the latest South Park.

02:47This thing would say women are too weak, too emotional, too hot to run the country.

02:52Investigating the broad appeal of a female president.

02:55The Daily Show with Jon Stewart coming up next on Comedy Central.

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