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00:00Woo!
00:02Congrats, Björn!
00:04Hi, thank you!
00:07Wednesday on Chappelle's Show, Dave goes on the defensive.
00:11Sir, will you tell us about the cartels you dealt with in your time as a crack cocaine dealer?
00:16No, but I can tell you that I plead the physio.
00:19Chappelle's Show, new episode Wednesday at 10.30.
00:22Watch some of the biggest names in comedy do things that could ruin their careers.
00:27So that's how it is around here, a bunch of angry comedians.
00:30I guess you don't watch the show.
00:32Tough crowd, where the stars come to show their love.
00:35Weeknights at 11.30 on Comedy Central.
00:39Chappelle's Show, new episode Wednesday at 10.30.
00:44The queer guys got their shot, now it's the straight dudes turn.
00:48Straight guys don't usually collect teacups.
00:50Straight plan for the gay man, a fabulous, I mean, kick-ass Comedy Central makeover event.
00:55Premiering February 23rd at 10.
00:58Straight up!
00:59There are a lot of imitators.
01:02I'm Rick James, bitch.
01:04It's Biotch!
01:06Hi, thank you!
01:08There are a lot of imitators.
01:11I'm Rick James, bitch.
01:13But only one Chappelle's Show.
01:15Buckle up, baby!
01:16Chappelle's Show, catch an all-new episode next Wednesday at 10.30, right here.
01:22Right here.
01:23For shizzle.
01:24The queer guys got their shot, now it's the straight dudes turn.
01:27Straight guys don't usually collect teacups.
01:29Straight plan for the gay man, a fabulous, I mean, kick-ass Comedy Central makeover event.
01:35Premiering Monday at 10.
01:37It's Biotch!
01:39Hi, thank you!
01:40Thank you!
01:42Norm MacDonald is an underrated comedic actor.
01:45Let's face it, I'm just not that funny.
01:47Oh, we know Norma, we know.
01:49It's because he's too subtle.
01:50He just f***ed a brunco.
01:54Maybe he's just misunderstood.
01:55Even know what a threesome is?
01:57A threesome is me and two other guys.
02:00Back to Norm, a comedy special where a bizarre sense of humor is just the norm.
02:04Why buy the cow when you can have sex with many cows for free?
02:09Back to Norm premieres Sunday at 10.30 on Comedy Central.
02:12I'm going to vote right, and uh...
02:15Who are you going to vote for?
02:17I'm going to be honest, I don't know yet, I ain't going to say, but...
02:33This Thursday, it's all come down to this.
02:37We will reveal which one of you a***** is going home.
02:42It's the season finale of Drawn Together, Thursday at 10.30 after the latest South Park.
02:47This thing would say women are too weak, too emotional, too hot to run the country.
02:52Investigating the broad appeal of a female president.
02:55The Daily Show with Jon Stewart coming up next on Comedy Central.
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