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00:21Okay, everybody huddle up.
00:24I want eye contact and nods.
00:26You are my best, most cherished people.
00:30And we are more than capable of throwing a dinner party,
00:33despite what everyone says about people our age,
00:35that we're neurotic, irresponsible, directionless,
00:41or that we lie about using menstrual cups.
00:43That one felt targeted.
00:44Could have been about anyone.
00:45But tonight, tonight we're going to prove them wrong.
00:49We are in the roast chicken phase of life.
00:52We can be mature, and we can be normal,
00:55and we can cook a roast fucking chicken
00:58like the goddamn grown-ups we love.
01:00Oh, my God.
01:01No!
01:03He drank weird milk.
01:04What?
01:05He drank weird milk.
01:06Someone get a towel.
01:07What is happening?
01:14Hey, thanks again for letting me invite her, Bills.
01:16My friend Jules is, like, the best.
01:18She's really kind, super thoughtful.
01:20She's the one who put me on a popper.
01:21PB, any friend of yours is a friend of ours.
01:24As long as she has good banter
01:26and an Atlantic article she wants to discuss,
01:28because that is the vibe that I'm curating tonight.
01:30Oh, my God.
01:31Hi.
01:32Hi.
01:32Not quite the outfit we discussed.
01:34My dad's suit.
01:36You said dress up.
01:37Yeah, like a normal guy, not like you run Gotham City.
01:39You look like a little rascal, dude.
01:41You look like a little rascal.
01:43You look amazing.
01:44You look incredible.
01:45Hey, Paul Baker, can you all meet the table?
01:47You look so good.
01:48Thanks.
01:48Thanks.
01:49What?
01:50I'm trying to look nice for Mr. Teacher.
01:52He knows what you look like, Samir.
01:53He taught you Hamlet.
01:55Yeah, first of all, schmoop.com taught me Hamlet.
01:57Second, it's just dinner.
01:58Like, what's the...
01:59Because...
01:59Here, hold this.
02:01Because Mr. Teacher makes me happy.
02:03And he has his shit together.
02:04And he thinks we have our shit together, too.
02:06So I just...
02:06I just need this to go well.
02:08Okay?
02:09Okay.
02:10I got you.
02:11How are we looking out there, East?
02:12There are napkins on tables.
02:14There are nuts in bowls.
02:15I mean, this is basically a gala.
02:16Aw, you look nice.
02:19Very phantom threat.
02:21Oh, thanks.
02:22Never seen it.
02:23No, me neither.
02:24Billy.
02:24Yeah.
02:25Hi.
02:25Hi.
02:26Look at me.
02:26Hi.
02:27Relax.
02:28It's gonna be perfect.
02:29Also, lucky for you, I am the ultimate dinner party guest.
02:33You are?
02:33Yeah.
02:34I'm cultured.
02:35I'm great at chit-chat.
02:36I have that awesome story about how Jane Fonda punched me in the tit at the climate march.
02:40It's gonna be great, fellas.
02:41It's gonna be great.
02:43Paul Baker?
02:43Has anyone seen the cocktail shaker?
02:46Okay, be honest.
02:47Did I die?
02:49Am I in hell?
02:50What?
02:50You asked for a bartender, you're gonna get a bartender, okay?
02:53Someone is blacking out tonight.
02:55Hey.
02:57Just tell me they're not assless.
02:59They're not assless.
03:00Oh, my God.
03:01He's here.
03:03Um, waft.
03:06Waft, Samir.
03:10I don't know the word waft.
03:12Say so.
03:13I was trying things.
03:20Hi, baby.
03:21Hi.
03:22Hey.
03:23Oh.
03:25Oh, my God.
03:26Hi.
03:26Um, come in.
03:27I want you to meet everyone.
03:29This is Anton.
03:31Hi, I'm Anton.
03:32And Issa.
03:33Hi.
03:33This is Paul Baker.
03:34What's up, man?
03:35And you know Samir.
03:36Yeah.
03:36Sure.
03:38Okay, well, don't salute him.
03:40Um, but I'm so excited you're here.
03:42I have a whole chicken in the oven, which is very me, very us.
03:46So us.
03:47Totally us.
03:48But come, uh, get a drink.
03:50Uh, Samir, coat?
03:51Yes, I can take that.
03:52Yeah, nice to meet you guys.
03:54Yes.
03:58You want to take it?
04:00Yeah.
04:01Thanks, Samir.
04:03Oh, wow.
04:04Wow.
04:05This is incredible.
04:06Mm-hmm.
04:07Yeah.
04:08Oh, cool.
04:09Cool.
04:10Yeah.
04:12Oh, man.
04:14How many leaves does it have?
04:16How many leaves?
04:17Yeah.
04:18Um, I've never counted.
04:21Ah, it's probably the same as always, isn't it?
04:24Or different.
04:25Yeah, I, I, I mean, anyone's guess.
04:28Yeah.
04:28Yeah.
04:30Samir, look at you.
04:32Oh, my God.
04:33Wow.
04:34You did it.
04:35I'm so proud of you.
04:36That, I'm trying.
04:38That's, that's, that's, that's very nice of you.
04:42Can I be honest with you about something?
04:45Yeah.
04:47I'm on a very large introductory dose of ketamine.
04:53Okay.
04:54Shh, shh, shh, shh.
04:55It's fine, it's fine.
04:55They call it a, uh, a pony dose.
04:59Because if you gave it to a pony, it would also be high on ketamine.
05:05And just, sorry, why?
05:06Why are you on that?
05:10It's just helping me move through some stuff right now.
05:13You know, with the divorce and everything.
05:15Mm-hmm.
05:15You know, let's not tell anyone.
05:18Just keep it between us ducks.
05:21Us ducks?
05:22Yeah.
05:23Promise?
05:24Yeah, I promise.
05:25Okay.
05:30It's really good to see you.
05:40He's on ketamine.
05:41Who?
05:41He, he's tripping his balls off.
05:43Oh, my God, Mr. Teacher?
05:44Yeah.
05:45You know what?
05:46Good for him.
05:46What?
05:47No, not good.
05:48Not good for him.
05:49These, Anton, this whole thing is for him.
05:51This whole night, Billy planned everything.
05:53Here, he's in his 40s.
05:54Okay, I'm sure he knows what he's doing.
05:56She's going to freak out.
05:57Yeah, if you tell her, just leave it, okay?
06:00Please?
06:00I can't just leave it.
06:01What the?
06:01Hold, hold.
06:04The, the cap, the cap.
06:06What?
06:06The cap.
06:07It's just a little spillage.
06:10Okay, waft.
06:11Anton, waft.
06:12Yeah, yeah, yeah.
06:14No, Anton, sleep.
06:15Oh, my God, does nobody know the word waft?
06:19Okay, we need to get those drinks out.
06:21Oh, yeah, go.
06:25I thought you said they weren't assless.
06:27Oh, he changed.
06:28He changed.
06:30Are you, like, actually okay with it, though?
06:31Paul Baker, there is nothing wrong with bringing a plus one.
06:34Also, if Jules is important to you, she's important to me.
06:37Oh, my God.
06:38I don't know.
06:38I was, I was concerned you'd be, like, I don't know, feel weird about it or something.
06:41I don't know.
06:42What?
06:42Paul Baker?
06:43I know, I know.
06:44I just, I've never done, like, old friends meeting new friends, and I just, but of course you're
06:48okay with that.
06:49Duh.
06:49I know, I'm sorry.
06:50It's okay.
06:51I'm sorry.
06:52Pardon my reach.
06:59Huh.
07:01Share, because you got more.
07:06Anyway, Jules is going to love me.
07:08She is.
07:08I just hope she's not intimidated of seeing me in my element.
07:11Oh, yeah?
07:11Yeah.
07:12Ready?
07:13Yeah.
07:13Watch this.
07:14Okay.
07:18Next to your Barclays Center, I'm tits out next to Jane Fauna in a way she does not like.
07:22So, I've been going to these protests for a very long time, and I can tell there's a
07:26new outfit in charge, and Jane can talk to you.
07:28How's it going?
07:28Hmm?
07:29Oh, bad.
07:30I signed up for this job sort of outfit first.
07:32You know why?
07:33Because I conceded there was a moment to be a scene of my eyes.
07:34Do you muddle all of us?
07:35I walk up, she starts throwing punches at me, and I'm like, hey, whoa, whoa, dodging,
07:39dodging, dodging, and before I know it, boom, down she goes.
07:42Old bitch.
07:44I know.
07:46Oh, my God.
07:47Oh, my God.
07:52You're just the strangest little Mexican boy I've ever seen.
07:57Wait, what?
07:58Oh, that's Jules.
07:59Oh, yay!
08:01You made it!
08:03Yay!
08:03Oh, my God.
08:04I'm so sorry I'm late.
08:07Everyone want a picture with me.
08:08Oh, this is fun.
08:10That's cute.
08:11Oh, my God.
08:13Oh, that foxy jay in our house.
08:16In the house.
08:18It's Julia Fox.
08:20What?
08:21Hi.
08:21Hi.
08:22You guys know Jules?
08:25Okay.
08:25Samir, service, Anton, wine, Paul Baker.
08:28Come and help me reach tall things.
08:30This dinner is live, people.
08:32Go.
08:32Julia, come with me.
08:33When I read your memoir, I was like, wait, this is literally me.
08:36Oh, my God.
08:36Every page.
08:37You read my book?
08:38Of course, my love.
08:39I love you.
08:40I love you.
08:41Okay, so wait.
08:42I think we are very similar.
08:45So we're on the plane, and the pilot's like one cigarette at a time.
08:48Julia Fox is on my parents' couch.
08:50I know.
08:51Julia Fox is on my parents' couch.
08:52The Uncut Gems girl is on my parents' couch.
08:54I know.
08:55She knows Sandler.
08:56I know, Samir.
08:57But we're fine.
08:58This is why we prepped.
08:59And then I was just like, you know what?
09:01You're not a socialist, and this isn't even your private jet.
09:06That is so funny, babe.
09:08Do you need help?
09:08No, no, no.
09:09You're good, girl.
09:10You keep eating.
09:10Is the chicken in there?
09:11Yeah.
09:11Oh, nice.
09:13Ah!
09:17Looks so yum.
09:19Anyway, yeah.
09:20You okay, Ys?
09:21Totally.
09:22I mean, did Paul Baker bring the A++++ version of me to this party?
09:25Sure.
09:26And did I always dream that we would meet getting arrested together?
09:29Or Basil?
09:30Totally.
09:30But, you know, now here she is on my night, being interesting all over the sofa.
09:35Aw, Ys.
09:36Yeah.
09:37We had to land in Athens.
09:39You landed early?
09:40Yeah.
09:40Oh, shit.
09:41What?
09:42Huh?
09:43Oh, nothing.
09:44He's...
09:44We're good.
09:44Come on, don't do this to me, Samir, okay?
09:46I'm trying to conquer a chicken.
09:48Yeah, yeah.
09:48Just one second.
09:49It's good.
09:50Hey, Jules.
09:51Crab dip is dairy-free.
09:53I got you, girl.
09:53I got you, girl.
09:55Come on, come on, come on.
09:57Come on, come on.
09:58Come on, come on.
09:59Come on, come on, come on.
09:59Come on, come on, come on.
10:03Hey.
10:04Hey.
10:05You okay?
10:06Yeah.
10:07We're all good, Simi.
10:09That's the whole point.
10:11Okay, right, yeah.
10:14Oh, the old yearbook.
10:17She really came into herself after the Mets braces, huh?
10:24I have to end it with her.
10:26What?
10:27Oh, fuck.
10:29What the fuck am I doing?
10:31Oh, man, what the fuck am I doing?
10:33This girl with a child.
10:35No.
10:35I'm dating a child.
10:36No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
10:38You can't think like that.
10:39Everyone, everyone was a child.
10:41Just breathe, okay?
10:42You can't do this.
10:42You just gotta breathe.
10:43You're not, you're not thinking clearly.
10:44No.
10:45This is the most clear a person could or could not be.
10:48Please, please don't do this tonight.
10:50You make her happy.
10:51You make her so happy.
10:52And she told me that.
10:53She told me that you make her happy.
10:56And she make me chicken.
11:00What?
11:25Hey.
11:26Hey, Bill.
11:27Hey.
11:27Hey.
11:28Hey.
11:28Just real quick.
11:28I don't think you should be dating this guy.
11:32I think he's a sick man.
11:33I think he's sick in the head.
11:35Samir, what?
11:36I, I, I just think he's fucking unhinged.
11:38I think, uh...
11:38Where is this coming from?
11:40Well, Julia Fox ate all the crab dip.
11:43Did you change?
11:46What?
11:47No.
11:48I've been wearing this.
11:51It takes my hair.
11:53I just, Bill's, I really, I don't think you should be with this guy.
11:57In fact, hey, I think you should break up with him.
11:59Oh, my.
11:59Oh.
12:00Oh.
12:01Oh, my God.
12:02Oh, my God, Samir.
12:03Is this bringing up feelings?
12:05What feelings?
12:07From 10th grade.
12:08When you asked me out.
12:09But I said no because I was secretly hooking up with Tyler Parcell.
12:11No, this doesn't have anything to do with Tyler Parcell.
12:13Or his Porsche.
12:14Or his dad's Porsche.
12:15No, it doesn't have anything to do with that.
12:17No, I just worry that you're doing that thing where you put all your eggs in one basket,
12:20in the cart, before the horse.
12:22Yeah.
12:23Oh, my God.
12:25I'm doing it.
12:29Yeah.
12:30Yeah, it looks great.
12:39We all hang out in Lauren's office.
12:41It's so fun.
12:42No one actually watches the show.
12:43But there are a lot of celebrities there.
12:45Like who?
12:45Wait, you guys should just come with me next Saturday.
12:47To SNL?
12:48Yes.
12:49Oh, my God.
12:50I mean, me and Bowen, we're doing bits.
12:52I think he's single.
12:53Oh, really?
12:54Yeah, I met Emma Stone last week.
12:55Oh!
12:57I loved Easy A.
12:58Oh, hey.
12:59What?
12:59Why would you bring a plus one?
13:01I am your girlfriend.
13:02I am your plus one.
13:03But I asked you like 50 times.
13:04Ugh!
13:05How do you even know her?
13:06You like barely have a cell phone.
13:07No, it's Jules.
13:08We volunteer together for Meals on Wheels.
13:10She's Meals.
13:11I'm Wheels.
13:11Oh, wow.
13:12So now you have your own sick little pet names for each other.
13:15That's amazing, Paul Baker.
13:16Oh, come on.
13:17You were gonna do this no matter who I brought.
13:18That is not true.
13:20Yes.
13:20You brought Julia Fox.
13:23God, do you ever go on the fucking internet?
13:25Wait, have you been to jail?
13:27Not like real jail.
13:28No.
13:28Just like holding cell.
13:37No.
13:39No.
13:40No.
13:40No.
13:41No.
13:42No.
13:56Oh my god.
13:59No.
13:59No.
14:02Hi, baby.
14:03I like it when you call me Davey.
14:06Infant.
14:09I wish I had no knowledge.
14:27I have to tell you something.
14:30And I have to make the slaw.
14:33That's right, I really have to tell you something.
14:40Woo, top me off, baby.
14:42I will, babe.
14:44Hey, I read half your book.
14:46Fuck yeah, you did.
14:48Woo!
14:50Come on, toss me.
14:52No thanks.
14:52I love you.
15:02Wow.
15:03Oh my God, unbelievable.
15:05Oh my God.
15:07Wow.
15:12If I may, I'd like to make a toast.
15:16Oh my God, please.
15:17To Paul Baker.
15:19Thank you for inviting me here tonight.
15:21Of course.
15:21And I'd like to recite a line from my favorite poem.
15:25Wow.
15:26Live thy life, young and old, like yarn oak, bright and spring, living gold.
15:33To all of you.
15:34Aw.
15:36Oh wait, I actually have a toast as well.
15:39Uh, it's a poem that I wrote myself, uh, and it's called, Bleached Eyebrows Aren't
15:45a Personality.
15:46Okay.
15:46It goes, poor, poor girl bleached her eyebrows at home.
15:49Okay, toasting's done.
15:50Toasting's done.
15:51Well, actually, I'd like to say something to Billy.
15:53Aw.
15:53No, no, sorry.
15:54Nope, toasting's over.
15:56Sorry, we're all very hungry, right?
15:58Samir.
15:58Yeah, she said toasting's over.
16:00Too many toasts is tacky, I think, at this point.
16:01Well, we can do one more toast.
16:03Yeah?
16:03Then can I just toast you in the kitchen, real quick?
16:05What?
16:05Oh, perfect, yeah, Paul Baker, can I toast you upstairs, please?
16:07No, no, no, no more toast.
16:08No more toast.
16:09We have a celebrity here, okay?
16:10Let's make her proud.
16:13Babe, do you want to do the honors?
16:16Mm, oh yeah, wow, yes, thank you, great.
16:18Wow.
16:19Huh.
16:20What a thing of beauty.
16:22It really looks great, Bills.
16:24It does.
16:26Okay, here we go.
16:29Oh!
16:31Oh my God, oh.
16:34Mm, oh yeah.
16:36Oh my God.
16:37Oh my gosh.
16:39Did she forget to thaw that out?
16:42You have to thaw it?
16:45Wow, gorgeous.
16:46Oh!
16:47Nice bit of skin for you, sir.
16:50She's a toughie bird, huh?
16:52Oh my God.
16:52How hungry are you, Julia?
16:54Not at all, I'm actually vegan.
16:55That's a nice place.
16:56Oh, oh.
17:00For our beautiful chef.
17:04Bit of skin.
17:07Wait, wait, wait.
17:08Wait, everyone, wait.
17:10Au jour, first.
17:12Oh.
17:15And for you, my hallucination.
17:18Oh!
17:19Oh!
17:20Oh!
17:20Oh!
17:21Oh!
17:22Oh!
17:22Oh!
17:22Oh!
17:22Oh!
17:23Oh!
17:23Oh!
17:25Oh!
17:30Oh!
17:34Oh, my God!
17:36Mmm!
17:36Oh, my God!
17:38Oh!
17:38Mmm!
17:38Mmm!
17:38The side is usually the best part, but not tonight.
17:42Don't!
17:43Oh!
17:44Oh!
17:45That's delicious.
17:49He's on catamine.
17:53Pony dos.
18:01tonight was supposed to be i guess no one says grace anymore oh my god
18:14you guys have a bathroom
18:21just unlock the door okay i can drive you home no i'm the sixth housemate
18:27why wouldn't you tell me he was on academy i said i said that he's unhinged i am the
18:31child of the group i'm funny you know what i don't care i'm going it's no no samir
18:35samir stop hey dickhead you can't treat my friend like that all right you're in my house
18:41samir you live in your childhood home you sleep in your childhood bed ensconced in the same walls
18:48where you first discovered your penis you are not some man of the house samir you are
18:55eloise you bro get the out of my house man he's clearly going through something yeah clearly
19:03he's going through why are you making excuses for this guy you're being crazy i'm being
19:07crazy yeah you're being crazy i'm being crazy yeah he's breaking up with you what he told me
19:15he's breaking up with you he told me
19:21is that true
19:27billy i think he might be my rock bottom
19:36hey no no no hey hey what the fuck oh he's a fucking 40 year old loser
19:43he's 42. i can give him the weird milk
19:50we gotta get this guy the fuck out of here
19:55is that his phone
20:01which room he's in the shower jesus christ
20:08medic ex-wife
20:11she didn't take her shoes off we're past shoes off
20:16her shoes off
20:18hillary
20:19are you yeah i'm here now apparently
20:26jesus christ
20:27i'm doing very good
20:30oh you're down yeah let's go yeah yeah
20:37do you want to come with us to the hospital
20:39oh no we broke up
20:43so did we
20:45you must hate me right now
20:50did he call you his rock bottom
20:55maybe he's yours too
20:58okay time to go say bye to billy
21:02goodbye billy billy say bye to andrew
21:07okay
21:11easy does it
21:12can we stop the taco bell no
21:16the whole fucking time i'm trying to remember this guy's name andrew
21:28i'm i'm sorry julia this night has been so
21:32i feel like i've been my worst self around you
21:35you know listen i don't know you i don't know your name
21:38but as paul's friend you're better than this
21:42go wash your face
21:46i would love to do this
21:49no i'm not coming back out here
21:51yeah i learned from my mistakes and you should too
21:55but i can follow you back on instagram what's your name again you can just put it in
21:58oh your rides oh shit my car's here
22:01it's really nice to meet you tina and i hope you get well soon okay just hang in there
22:08bye bye
22:12fuck mr teacher
22:14fuck mr teacher
22:16eloise
22:18i'm fucking i'm mr solomone
22:21bitch
22:24he manages the plaza ah should have said that it would have been so good
22:28i thought isa was on dishes yeah it was being the key word there oh i got you
22:35so who else do you know i was just thinking about that like there's this woman scarlet at my gym
22:39that i'm pretty close with i know she's an actress so jesus christ oh and kenny i play chess with
22:45kenny no i think that's just kenny oh hey bills oh how are you my love i'm good yeah i'm
22:51good
23:17i'm good
23:20Sonny, one soul's truth
23:23I love you
23:28Sonny, honey
23:31Thank you for the truth
23:33You let me see
23:36Sonny, honey
23:39Thank you for the truth
23:40Ha ha, good at business
23:50You let me see
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