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00:10Oh my god, it's time, Smear.
00:12Okay, I'll fix it. I'm gonna fix it.
00:15We need to shower. It's getting bad.
00:16You have to call someone, please.
00:18We're starting to have a group smell.
00:20Okay, first of all, I like the group smell.
00:22And second of all, why is it on me?
00:25Because it's your parents' house.
00:26Yeah, what?
00:26Okay, I will fix the hot water
00:28and you will all live like kings again.
00:30Oh, thank God.
00:32Wait, where's my bag?
00:33Oh, I've got it.
00:34Oh, shit, the keys.
00:35No, I have the keys.
00:37Oh, bro.
00:38Okay, guys, food? Just back to food.
00:39What are we doing for food?
00:40Oh, Billy's high. She has a vision.
00:42Okay, so you know how the Papa John's account
00:43followed me back?
00:44So weird.
00:45Of course.
00:45I've been DMing them, sort of flirting.
00:48They sent me a 20% off coupon.
00:50We use it tonight.
00:50We get home.
00:52We put on that tape of Smear and the Music Man.
00:55That's beautiful.
00:56That's very good. I like that.
00:57So, Billy's a high genius or what?
00:59Yeah, no, she's been doing this since high school.
01:01No.
01:01Yep, yep, pre-prom.
01:03The great Sbarro's home.
01:04My metabolism, like, sucked that day.
01:06Oh, my God, it's happening.
01:08What?
01:08What?
01:09Oh, shit.
01:11Oh, my God.
01:12Oh, my God.
01:13Oh, my God.
01:13Oh, my God.
01:14It's so big.
01:15What? Don't say it's big.
01:17Look at it.
01:18Okay, uh, sir,
01:19you are experiencing a mental health crisis.
01:21Step one, these resources get...
01:23Oh, there's a paywall.
01:25You tried...
01:26Oh, my God.
01:28Uh...
01:29So, what are the rules, huh?
01:30We can just masturbate at strangers now?
01:32No one cares?
01:33That's totally fine?
01:34No, Issa.
01:35Issa.
01:35Issa.
01:36Issa.
01:36Issa.
01:36No.
01:37Don't.
01:37No, no, no.
01:38No, Issa.
01:39Oh, my God.
01:40Is this the world you want to live in, sir?
01:42Stop.
01:43Is this what you want?
01:44Babe, I think he's into it.
01:45Issa.
01:46Issa.
01:46Oh, my God.
01:47Issa.
01:47He's going faster.
01:48He's going faster.
01:48He's harder.
01:49Stop.
01:49I must engage.
01:50What are you going after me?
01:51I must engage.
01:51You don't know me.
01:52Are you crazy?
01:53Sorry, no one else is doing anything.
01:55I'm like, you could have done something.
01:56You're a nurse.
01:57Issa.
01:57Whoa, whoa, whoa.
01:58Hey, don't film.
01:59Are you crazy?
01:59Come on.
02:00You didn't expect me.
02:01Please, she's doing this for your daughters.
02:03She's doing this for your daughters, I think.
02:05Oh, you want to go faster?
02:06You don't know.
02:06Stop.
02:07She's going to get arrested.
02:08I've been going faster.
02:08I've been doing this in five seconds.
02:11Was that bad?
02:12No, it wasn't bad.
02:13No, babe, you did so good.
02:14So good.
02:14Did he come, though?
02:15Because if he came, it's like, what the fuck was I doing?
02:17No, Issa.
02:17Issa, stop.
02:18He did not come.
02:19I looked into his eyes, and he did not come.
02:22Yeah, he was flossing, baby.
02:23I swear.
02:24Oh, yeah, he definitely came.
02:25It's on my shoe.
02:27I need some better vibes.
02:32I need some better vibes.
02:35I need some better vibes.
02:35I need some better vibes.
02:38I need some better vibes.
02:47Okay, there's no way you know all of them.
02:49I know them all, okay?
02:50I memorized them.
02:51Ready?
02:51Okay, go.
02:54Dave and Buster's?
02:55Yes.
02:56Okay, um.
02:57No, come on.
02:58I know your work.
02:58You and Samir in middle school?
02:59Yes!
03:00Uh, oh, the one where Samir looks a little gay.
03:03Wait, which one?
03:04Uh, sailor hat?
03:06Yes!
03:06Yes!
03:07Okay, bye, friends.
03:08Bye.
03:08Bye, Paul Baker.
03:10Bye.
03:10Bye.
03:12Hello.
03:13Um, okay, uh, oh.
03:16Please.
03:16No, don't.
03:17Come on.
03:18Please.
03:18Sammy, you're gonna cave.
03:20Just cave.
03:20No, we're not messing with the dynamic.
03:22He's not moving in.
03:23He's not moving in.
03:26Guys.
03:27Mm-hmm.
03:28What?
03:28How amazing was hanging out with Paul Baker this weekend?
03:32Amazing.
03:32Life-changing.
03:34It was actually so much fun.
03:34It doesn't matter.
03:35There's no room.
03:36Oh, he's gonna cave.
03:37He'll cave.
03:37Make the face.
03:38He'll cave.
03:38There's nowhere to put him.
03:39He's, like, this big.
03:41Please.
03:42No.
03:43Make it the weird little titty baby.
03:44He won't know what to do with that.
03:45No, no weird titty baby.
03:46It's too early for titty baby.
03:47Don't.
03:48Stop.
03:48Daddy.
03:49Stop.
03:50Wait, Sammy, please, please.
03:51I love you, and I love Paul Baker.
03:54Mm-hmm.
03:55And if you love me, you will let him love me.
04:01Oh, my God.
04:01You were so close.
04:02You were right there.
04:03Lost it at the end there.
04:04Yeah.
04:04Yeah.
04:05Wait.
04:06Wait, wait, wait, wait.
04:07Kyle's trending?
04:08Kyle who?
04:08Kyle Haberman.
04:09What?
04:09Why?
04:10He is?
04:10Wait, I was just talking to him this weekend.
04:12Did we know he was being harassed at work?
04:14No.
04:14Oh, my God.
04:15What?
04:17I was groped by my boss.
04:19Now I'm speaking out.
04:20Oh, my God.
04:20Oh, he looks like he was molested.
04:22Anton!
04:23It's not even a recent picture of him.
04:25Okay, well, he looks like he saw it coming.
04:27Wait, guys, this is so sad.
04:29Should I reach out?
04:30We were literally just talking.
04:31Okay, you guys, I can feel us doing a thing,
04:33so I just want to get ahead of it.
04:35Um, Kyle sucks.
04:37Anton.
04:37He orders, like, $20 drinks
04:39and then just, like, never Venmo's for them.
04:41Yeah, he owes me, like, $300.
04:42I know his parents are rich, too.
04:43Kyle, comma, molested, question mark?
04:45And also, remember when he said
04:46we live in the shit-taint of Queens?
04:48Okay, but we do.
04:49Yeah, no, 100%, but it's our shit-taint.
04:52Okay, but can we just give it, like, five seconds?
04:54I mean, this poor kid.
04:55It's not your timer.
04:57It's fine.
04:59Also, how he always, like,
05:00marks himself safe from tsunamis and shit.
05:03Wait, he wasn't even near water.
05:05I can't believe he didn't tell me this this weekend
05:07when we were talking.
05:08Talking?
05:09It's like, were you guys chatting?
05:10What were you doing?
05:10We won't be honest.
05:11I don't fuck you guys.
05:12Seriously, fuck you.
05:12No, he's calm.
05:13You're a good friend.
05:15I know.
05:15Except, again, you don't have to be.
05:17We don't have to all love the kid
05:19just because he was molested.
05:20He's not Brendan Fraser.
05:22Oh, my God.
05:23Okay, I'm sorry.
05:24I heard it.
05:25That was actually crazy.
05:26I'm so sorry.
05:27Oh, God.
05:27Safe from Nepal earthquake.
05:29Look.
05:30He's in Bushwick.
05:35Next.
05:36Hey, um,
05:37so I have to pay this company,
05:39uh, Peter's Heaters,
05:40to fix my parents' boiler
05:42because they're traveling
05:44and the hot water's just out
05:46and I'm, I'm,
05:47I'm like the guy, so.
05:50Um,
05:51but they only,
05:52they only take check
05:53and I don't so much
05:55have check.
05:56So,
05:58I came here,
05:59uh,
06:01to the bank
06:02and,
06:03and
06:05you need,
06:06now you please say something.
06:07Social security number?
06:10Um,
06:15you don't know your social?
06:16No, I do.
06:17It's just that my mom,
06:18she,
06:19she knows the shit out of it.
06:21Yeah.
06:24Fill this out.
06:25Bring it back.
06:27Is, uh,
06:28is this the right...
06:31Yep.
06:33Yep.
06:33Okay.
06:36Hey!
06:37Uh,
06:38so,
06:38they were all out of chocolate chips
06:39so I got you carob.
06:41Oh.
06:42Yeah,
06:42I debated not telling you
06:44how to go.
06:45Oh, you know,
06:46I always thought the world
06:47was gonna be waiting for me
06:48and instead,
06:49everyone's annoyed that I'm here.
06:51No, that's hard.
06:52So, update.
06:53Full profile in the post.
06:54Is this Kyle?
06:55This is Kyle.
06:56$200,000 payout
06:57and, uh,
06:58oh,
06:58Doja Cat reposted
06:59that Kyle's the V of our G.
07:01Gross.
07:02No,
07:02voice of our generation.
07:03Oh, gross.
07:05Oh.
07:06This is crazy.
07:08Yeah,
07:08and, okay,
07:09I wouldn't say this
07:10to anybody else.
07:11Oh, you're jealous.
07:12I'm jealous.
07:13You're jealous.
07:14And, okay,
07:14obviously,
07:15no,
07:15obviously I'm not saying
07:16that I want to be molested
07:18and hurt.
07:18No, you're not,
07:18you're not saying that,
07:19but you are,
07:20you're jealous of the victim.
07:21No, I just can't believe
07:21that someone we know
07:22is a big fucking deal already.
07:24God,
07:24came up behind him
07:25in the cubicle.
07:26What was this guy thinking?
07:27Kyle's boss?
07:28Honestly,
07:29probably wasn't.
07:31No, seriously,
07:31we did a whole story
07:32on it at work.
07:33Half the time,
07:33men don't even realize
07:34when they cross the line sexually.
07:37Half the time?
07:38Yeah.
07:39No, it's fucked.
07:40Oh.
07:43Hey,
07:43you don't think
07:44I've ever, like...
07:45What?
07:46Like,
07:47crossed the line
07:48sexually.
07:48What?
07:49Sexually?
07:49Samir.
07:50No!
07:51Obviously not.
07:52I mean,
07:52when would you have
07:53crossed the line?
07:53I don't know.
07:54You just said that
07:54men don't realize
07:55half the time,
07:56so half the time
07:56I wouldn't realize.
07:58Do not spiral.
07:59You're an actual baby angel.
08:00And on the spectrum of men,
08:02kind of a little bitch boy.
08:04No, I mean,
08:04it's a good thing.
08:05It's a good thing.
08:06Okay, it's a good thing.
08:07Also, please just focus
08:08on fixing the hot water.
08:09I swear,
08:09if I get ringworm
08:10from a work shower,
08:11I'm giving it to you.
08:13Okay.
08:17Oh, my...
08:24Hey!
08:25Hey!
08:26Come in here, sir.
08:28Yeah.
08:36Do kids in your age
08:38give a shit about Al Gore?
08:41Oh, um...
08:42Uh, I don't...
08:44I don't know if...
08:45See, she doesn't know
08:45who that is.
08:46It's okay.
08:46Put the Kyle kit on
08:48for 8.30.
08:48Kyle Haberman?
08:49Yeah.
08:51Yeah, I actually know him.
08:53If...
08:53Do you?
08:54We were actually
08:55just talking last week.
08:57See?
08:58All the kids love Kyle.
08:59Get him in slide A.
09:00Yeah?
09:01Thanks, Bobby.
09:01Okay, close the door.
09:03Billy.
09:06Billy.
09:07Billy, Bobby.
09:08Like, why does anyone
09:09name Ken Liz anymore?
09:13Oh, Sammy.
09:15This is so nice.
09:16I'm really glad
09:16that you reached out.
09:17I know.
09:18Same.
09:21Um...
09:21And, hey, um...
09:24I don't know if you heard
09:24about this stuff
09:25with, like,
09:26Kyle Haberman
09:27or whatever.
09:28That whistleblower kid?
09:29Yeah.
09:30Oh, yeah.
09:31Don't you know him?
09:33Yeah, I do.
09:35It's just, you know,
09:36had me thinking a lot
09:38about, like,
09:39my own relationships
09:40and, you know,
09:41and I don't know
09:42if you know this,
09:43half the time
09:44men don't even realize
09:46when they cross a line
09:47sexually.
09:48Whoa.
09:49Yeah.
09:49Really?
09:50So, just wanted to
09:51do some reaching out
09:54and check
09:55and see.
09:57Sammy, no.
09:58You never crossed the line.
10:00No, you're good.
10:01Okay, right?
10:03That's...
10:03You?
10:04That's what I...
10:04That's what I thought,
10:05but, like...
10:05No, you're good.
10:06But, no, that's...
10:08Oh, thank God.
10:09Yeah, cheers.
10:10Okay, cheers.
10:11Cheers.
10:12Cheers to the heads.
10:13Yeah.
10:14I wait, wait.
10:17Wait, there was that one time.
10:19Remember fall break?
10:21What?
10:21We slept together.
10:22I was, like, way too drunk.
10:24Like...
10:25Like...
10:25Like...
10:26Gone.
10:27But, no, no.
10:29Nothing besides that.
10:30Besides that?
10:32I mean,
10:33you did sexually assault me.
10:37You...
10:38You should...
10:39You should stop.
10:39Yeah, you should stop.
10:41Do it now.
10:52Samir,
10:53you have to eat.
10:53I'm serious.
10:55Samir,
10:55we talked about it.
10:56Like, we all
10:57spoke about it,
10:58and we do feel like
10:58it's not cancelable.
11:00Maybe I should just call her
11:02and apologize again.
11:03Sammy, no.
11:03Carly said she was fine,
11:05so don't even worry.
11:06We're not gonna move out.
11:07Oh, you're not gonna move out
11:08of my parents' house
11:10where you live for free.
11:11Okay.
11:12No, that's...
11:13Oh, my parents.
11:14How am I gonna tell them
11:15about this?
11:16Boo!
11:17Sammy, leave your parents alone.
11:19Let them fuck their way
11:20through the national parks
11:21in peace.
11:22Yeah, I don't think
11:22this really crosses, like,
11:23the parent threshold,
11:24my man.
11:24Yeah, exactly.
11:25Parents are for murder
11:26and carpet stains.
11:28Anything in between that
11:29is, like, for a cool aunt.
11:30Oh, yeah.
11:30Do you have a cool aunt?
11:31I don't know.
11:32Do you want to live with her?
11:33I don't know.
11:34Does she have hot water?
11:36I'm working on it.
11:37Oh, okay.
11:37Now I do have to go
11:38and get ready for another day
11:39as my office's
11:41resident youth expert.
11:43Oh, my God.
11:44Is that still happening?
11:45Yeah.
11:45The other day,
11:45my boss asked me,
11:46what is a Jojo Siwa?
11:48I really don't know
11:48how I'd answer that.
11:49That's actually a good question.
11:49That's a really good question.
11:50Oh, and, uh, yes,
11:52my boss did get Kyle
11:54on the show.
11:55And, yes, I have decided
11:56that I am genuinely
11:57happy for him.
11:59Phils, if you want
12:00to get ahead at work,
12:01you totally can, you know?
12:02Like, now is the time.
12:03You're kind of in
12:04the window.
12:05Oh, yeah, that's true.
12:07Wait, what window?
12:08What?
12:09Girl, the window.
12:10You know, like,
12:11the week after a sex scandal
12:12or, like, a race whoopsie
12:13when everyone is, like,
12:14terrified of all the young people
12:16in their office.
12:17Okay, so I just...
12:19So you use the window?
12:20Yeah.
12:20Okay, these people
12:21are, like, in their 50s.
12:22They're so old.
12:22Make them think
12:23you could cancel them
12:24on an app they don't use.
12:25Yeah.
12:25Oh, it's true.
12:26My buddy did it
12:26right after Kavanaugh
12:27became the youngest partner
12:28in his law firm.
12:29It works.
12:30Mm-hmm.
12:31I don't know.
12:32Isn't it sort of...
12:33Fucked?
12:34Gross?
12:35Manipulative?
12:36I don't...
12:36Yeah, no,
12:36it's all of those things,
12:37but...
12:37Yeah, I mean, it is...
12:38It's honestly up to you, Billy,
12:39but in a week,
12:40the window will close,
12:41and then everyone goes back
12:42to not giving a shit.
12:43So I would just, like,
12:44think about it, you know?
12:45Shh, shh.
12:45Hi.
12:46Kelly?
12:47Oh.
12:48Yeah, I'm gonna be
12:49camera off today.
12:50Yeah, I'm in the office.
12:52Yeah.
12:52There's just, um,
12:53some construction
12:54in my cubicle.
12:56Oh.
12:58Yeah.
12:58Oh, it's getting louder.
13:01Yeah.
13:02And you know what's messed up?
13:04After all I've been through,
13:05this house of depravity
13:07still stands tall.
13:09And to that,
13:10I say knock it down!
13:14Knock it down!
13:15Knock it down!
13:17Knock it down!
13:19Come on, Sam.
13:20Knock it down.
13:21Anton, this is nice.
13:23We are being nice.
13:24I'm supporting you,
13:25supporting Kyle,
13:26and I'm in support
13:27of us getting lunch after.
13:28Oh, yeah,
13:29some of the victims
13:29were saying
13:29they were gonna get sushi after.
13:31You met the victims?
13:33Are these people not victims?
13:35Oh, hey, Kyle!
13:36Hey!
13:37Hey, Kyle!
13:38How are you?
13:39Good guys.
13:39Oh, my God!
13:40It's so good to see you.
13:42Where's the rest
13:42of the commune, huh?
13:43Billy and Smyr
13:44finally said to fuck.
13:45Oh, that is genius.
13:47No, but she did actually
13:49pop a pimple on his ass
13:49last week,
13:50which was, like,
13:51fifth base.
13:54Dude.
13:54Okay.
13:56Kyle,
13:57you were literally
13:58so fucking good up there.
13:59Your boss is deaf
14:00gonna kill himself
14:01when this airs.
14:01Congrats.
14:02Thanks.
14:03Also, what's happening next?
14:04Are there more speakers,
14:05or...?
14:06Nice.
14:06One and only right here.
14:07Totally makes sense.
14:08Okay, well,
14:08if you need someone
14:09to, like,
14:10keep the crowd hot,
14:10I am an experienced organizer.
14:12Hyphen extrovert.
14:13That would actually
14:14be super dopey,
14:15but I don't think
14:15they're gonna let you
14:16on stage without
14:17one of these guys.
14:19Wow.
14:20Okay, so that just
14:20says victim.
14:21Okay, so I don't
14:22have one of those,
14:23but I do have...
14:24Okay.
14:26How's that?
14:26Okay, um, and also...
14:28Okay, um, and also...
14:28I also have...
14:30Child of immigrants?
14:31Your parents are from London.
14:32And I also have...
14:35Sex worker?
14:36Mm-hmm.
14:37Yeah, she reads horoscopes
14:38on OnlyFans.
14:39At the end, I show a hole.
14:42Um, yeah, I mean,
14:43I guess you could try
14:44and, like, roll the dice
14:45and make a shot.
14:46Oh, do you need...
14:47Oh, do you need...
14:47Oh, do you need...
14:48New York City!
14:49Yay!
14:50Woo!
14:51Are we having fun?
14:53Well, Kyle was it
14:55when he was touched
14:56at work.
14:57Did you get the new
14:58Chiron?
14:58Yeah.
14:59No?
15:00The other one?
15:01No, not that one.
15:02Not that one.
15:04Not...
15:05Yeah?
15:06Great.
15:06Randy!
15:07Hi!
15:08Um, I was just hoping
15:09to chat real quick
15:09if you had a sec.
15:11Um, so, obviously,
15:12I've been here for a minute
15:13now, as you know.
15:15Uh-huh.
15:15Um, and I love
15:16running copies.
15:17I feel like I'm engaging
15:18with every aspect
15:19of the company,
15:20but, you know,
15:21I do...
15:22I just...
15:23I feel like I might
15:24be ready for some more
15:26responsibility,
15:26if that makes sense.
15:28Shit.
15:28Jason,
15:29Kyle Kids are doing
15:30a fundraiser.
15:30Get a crew together
15:31now, please.
15:35Just with everything
15:36going on right now,
15:39in this climate,
15:41I would just hope
15:43that my company
15:43would support me
15:45as a young person.
15:47Oh, so that's
15:48for the lead-in, right?
15:49Yeah.
15:50Yeah, you're
15:51absolutely right.
15:53Uh, really?
15:54I...
15:54Yeah.
15:55You know what?
15:56Let's do a meeting.
15:57Yeah.
15:58What?
15:59Uh, Monday.
16:00We free Monday?
16:00You free Monday?
16:01Yeah.
16:01Monday, we'll bring
16:02in Chuck.
16:03We'll bring in, uh,
16:04Laura.
16:05Laura's gonna want
16:05to poach you
16:06for some field work.
16:07I mean, uh,
16:08yes?
16:09Yeah, thank you.
16:10Monday is...
16:11Let me check.
16:12Monday is great.
16:13Yes.
16:16Great work today, Billy.
16:17Thanks.
16:18Um, okay.
16:19Well, I will
16:20see you Monday.
16:22Really?
16:23That's...
16:24Oh, my God.
16:26That's great to hear
16:26because, oh...
16:28It's weird.
16:29Like, obviously not.
16:30You were always,
16:31always respectful, okay?
16:34Because...
16:35This other girl
16:36said she was
16:36too drunk one time
16:37and I just...
16:38I feel like
16:38that's not me,
16:40you know?
16:41Sorry, what are you...
16:43What are you doing?
16:45I'm not...
16:45I'm not, like,
16:46doing anything.
16:46I just wanted to...
16:47What, are you trying
16:48to, like, coalition
16:48build with me?
16:49Is that why I'm here?
16:50Is that...
16:51Is that what it sounds like?
16:52You drag me all the way
16:53to Queen so I can say,
16:54oh, don't worry, Smear.
16:55It's totally okay
16:56what you did
16:56to that poor girl.
16:58Oh.
17:01Okay.
17:03Um, you know what?
17:05Maybe you should just
17:06give me that other
17:07girl's number.
17:08Might be better
17:09if we spoke directly.
17:11I'll just call you
17:12a car.
17:12Yeah.
17:13As well.
17:13Yeah, I'm gonna go.
17:19Here on Irving Avenue,
17:20the next generation
17:21is gathering to say
17:22business as usual
17:24is not gonna cut it anymore.
17:25And it's all thanks
17:26to this young man,
17:28Kyle Matthew Haberman.
17:30Yeah, and then we go
17:31to Kyle, and Kyle's gonna
17:32talk about the movement,
17:33ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba,
17:34and then you're perfect, Billy.
17:35Yeah, I almost thought
17:36you were him for a second.
17:37Ah!
17:38Yeah.
17:38My boss groped me.
17:40What?
17:43Kyle's boss
17:43groped him.
17:45That's right.
17:45I'm Kyle.
17:47We are Kyle.
17:49Shh.
17:51Aw, look at her.
17:52She is always
17:52on the clipboard.
17:53Thank you for coming.
17:54We thank you.
17:56For the cause.
17:57For the cause.
17:58For the cause!
17:58Yeah.
17:59My love.
18:00Issa,
18:01you're doing too much.
18:03Okay, just because
18:03you don't believe in causes.
18:04No, I believe in causes.
18:05Name one.
18:06Um, Andre Brittany.
18:08Oh, and Black Power.
18:09You know I can't say anything
18:10to that.
18:11Yeah.
18:12Either way, I,
18:13this is important to me,
18:14so I need you to support me
18:16in my cause.
18:16And I do.
18:17And Kyle's behind you.
18:18Who?
18:19Oh, Kyle!
18:19Hi!
18:20You look amazing.
18:21Thanks.
18:21People just, like,
18:22gift me shit now.
18:23It's wild.
18:23It just, like,
18:23shows up at my door now.
18:24Wow.
18:25That's so cool.
18:26But anyway,
18:27I was looking at the rally schedule.
18:28I think there was something
18:29so dope that we could do
18:31at Pier 6.
18:31Yeah, and we'd die.
18:32Anton.
18:33Do you do blow?
18:36Oh.
18:36Uh, I mean, no.
18:37But, yeah.
18:38Yeah, I'll do that.
18:39Yeah, let's go.
18:40Anton, what are you doing?
18:41You haven't even made a placard yet.
18:42Can you just...
18:43I won't make me one.
18:43What did we just say
18:44about supporting the cause?
18:45I am supporting the cause.
18:46More than anyone.
18:47I'm gonna go do coke
18:48with the cause.
18:49So, I do have to go.
18:50Anton.
18:51But I love you.
18:52Hi.
18:53Never surrender, girl.
18:55Hey, how's it going?
18:57Awful, actually, so.
18:59Wait, how'd it go with your ex?
19:00Not good.
19:01Uh, bad, actually.
19:03Sammy.
19:03Yes, yes.
19:04I'll never get a job
19:05because I am a sex pariah.
19:07No.
19:08Yeah?
19:08No.
19:08Oilers still doesn't work,
19:10but it's good.
19:11Paul Baker can have my room
19:12because I will be in sex prison.
19:15Sammy, we would not take your room.
19:17We would, like,
19:17make it into an art studio.
19:18Also, do you have a dollar bill?
19:19I think they need to do coke for activism.
19:21Yeah.
19:24Just be safe.
19:25Thanks.
19:26Oh, my God.
19:26Wait, so that means that the window, like,
19:27actually worked?
19:28Oh, it worked.
19:29Meeting is Monday.
19:30Promotion is imminent.
19:32And thank you.
19:33I just have this deep sense of, like,
19:35I'm tracing the outline of who I am as a person.
19:38Oh, my God.
19:38Was that beautiful?
19:40Absolutely.
19:41Cheers, Billy.
19:42Cheers, Paul Baker.
19:43So, wait, when's the big meeting?
19:44Oh, Monday.
19:45Because after that, the window closes,
19:46and that's literally the only reason
19:48why any of this is happening.
19:49Wow.
19:51Wait, even though Monday's a holiday?
19:52Paul Baker!
19:53Hey, what's up, man?
19:58Yes, okay?
19:59I feel like the three of us
20:00could win the amazing race.
20:01I do.
20:02I do.
20:03Hey, babe.
20:04Hey, so good to see you.
20:07Samir?
20:08Hey.
20:10Isa's friend, Leah.
20:11Yeah, yeah, hi.
20:13Did you make a sign yet?
20:15No, uh, but I'm gonna, like, just...
20:18That's fucked up.
20:19No, I am literally about to make...
20:21No, I'm just messing.
20:22I'm messing here.
20:23Yeah, no, but seriously.
20:24Isa told me about your ex in the hole.
20:29Oh, she told you about that?
20:32No, no, no, no.
20:34I'm with you, okay?
20:36I'm for the boys.
20:37Listen to me.
20:37This is why you can't get finger-banged anymore
20:40without signing a fucking contract first.
20:42Oh.
20:43Oh.
20:44Okay.
20:45I could...
20:46No, I guess it is weird right now.
20:48It's so weird.
20:50It's really weird.
20:51Huh.
20:53Anyways.
20:54No, no, that's all you.
20:55Please.
20:56No.
20:56Okay.
21:01Because, you know,
21:02we could also go...
21:05together.
21:08Um...
21:08Would I have to sign a contract?
21:10At first, or...?
21:12Yeah.
21:13My allure is already in there.
21:14No.
21:15Come on.
21:16Wait, what sign are you?
21:17Sagittarius.
21:17Oh, my...
21:18I don't know my sign,
21:19but I feel like I'm a Sagittarius.
21:20Hey, can you pass me that line down there?
21:21Oh, my God.
21:22Thing.
21:22So, guys, we're just gonna move down the line.
21:24What does Kyle's movement mean to you?
21:28Me?
21:29Yeah.
21:34We are Kyle.
21:36I'm sorry?
21:38You're...
21:38We are Kyle?
21:44We have all of it.
21:46I don't doubt that.
21:47Oh, Randy.
21:48Hey, Billy.
21:49Great job today.
21:50Oh, thanks.
21:51Um, hey, so I just realized,
21:53our meeting Monday,
21:53we're actually off work.
21:55So, I was thinking,
21:56what if...
21:57Right, you know what?
21:59We'll do it next week.
22:01Or, I'm around right now
22:02if we want to give Chuck and Laura a call.
22:04No?
22:05Oh, actually, crap.
22:06Chuck's gone next week.
22:08Chuck's gone next week.
22:09We'll do it the week after that.
22:10The week after that.
22:11You know, um...
22:12Yeah, or...
22:13No, Sochi.
22:15Laura's in Sochi.
22:17Yeah, it's not gonna work next week.
22:18Um, how about February?
22:20Feb's wide open.
22:21Okay.
22:22Uh, uh, sure.
22:23Yeah.
22:24Sure.
22:25Yeah.
22:25As long as you still give a shit by then.
22:28Sorry?
22:32No, I just mean, um,
22:33you know, with everything going on right now
22:35in this climate,
22:37I just, I hope that you still give a shit
22:41about...
22:43women.
22:45Excuse me?
22:48Just that...
22:51You should remember to be careful.
22:55I think you need to go home, Billy.
22:58Yeah.
23:02Don't come in Monday.
23:05Do you mean Tuesday?
23:06Or...
23:07That too.
23:18I'm so...
23:19I'm so glad I met you tonight.
23:22It's so liberating to meet a guy
23:24who just doesn't give a shit.
23:27Don't give a shit.
23:28Yeah?
23:28Yeah.
23:29Okay.
23:30Spit in my mouth.
23:32Spit.
23:32Spit in your mouth?
23:33Fuck yeah.
23:34I know.
23:35Come on.
23:37Just spit.
23:38I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
23:39I want to give you what you want.
23:40Okay.
23:41Why are you going...
23:42Just spit.
23:43I'm gonna show you.
23:44Ready?
23:44Okay.
23:45Oh, hell yeah.
23:47No, that's good.
23:47Thanks for showing me.
23:49Do you like that?
23:49Do you like being washed?
23:51Huh?
23:52You like that?
23:53You like that?
23:55Right?
23:56You're a bad boy.
23:57You're a bad boy.
23:57I'm a bad boy.
23:58No, I'm a bad boy.
23:58Oh, fuck me?
24:00What?
24:00While I put my face under.
24:03For drowning, or...?
24:05Yeah.
24:06Is that a problem for you?
24:07If you drown, is that a problem for you?
24:10Oh, when's the last time you peed?
24:18Sorry, I can't...
24:19I can't do this.
24:22You're being a little bitch, aren't you?
24:25Yeah.
24:25Sorry.
24:27This is why I don't do fundraisers.
24:29I love you, friends.
24:34Hey, look who it is.
24:35Oh, you showered?
24:37Lucky.
24:37How'd it go with that girl?
24:38Good.
24:39Well, no, bad, technically.
24:41But she is cool.
24:43Also, Carly's fine, I think.
24:45See, I told you.
24:46And on the spectrum of men, I might just be a little bitch boy, which is good, I think.
24:54Okay, now I am going to go shower because I did bring conditioner.
24:58Oh, I love you.
24:59I love you.
25:00Wait, wait, wait.
25:00Don't.
25:02I've got you.
25:08Hey, so I think I lost my job tonight.
25:15Hey, what is happening?
25:17We still cost coke and now we're fixing the boiler ourselves.
25:19We're being our own beater heaters.
25:23So, we're going to replace the boiler with a 50-gallon water.
25:26Okay, got the tape.
25:27Off-wise is right.
25:28That's right.
25:29Counter-clockwise.
25:30Hey!
25:30Hey!
25:31Hi!
25:32She's here!
25:32Quick, Billy, quick.
25:33There's a bottle of Samir, baby.
25:34You have to pick one.
25:35Come on, pick one.
25:37Give me one.
25:37Come on.
25:38This is even like that.
25:39Why is it ticking?
25:40Why is it ticking?
25:41Guys, we're moving now.
25:43Why is it ticking?
25:44I got the tape.
25:45Yeah, yeah.
25:45Okay, um...
25:46Hold the flashlight, please.
25:48Okay, so it sounds like it might explode.
25:51Where can I help?
25:52What can I do?
25:53You're ticking last over one minute total.
25:55There's risk of immediate decap.
25:56There's a paywall?
25:57No, there's always a paywall.
25:58Hey.
25:59Hey.
26:00Are you good?
26:00I'm good.
26:01Are you good?
26:02Because if you're not good, then I'm not good.
26:04I'm good.
26:05Hey.
26:06Hey.
26:07Look at these things.
26:10You know what?
26:13We're gonna be good.
26:14Oh, still not hot.
26:16No.
26:28Oh!
27:00Haha, good of business.
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