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My Dad Is Poseidon Full Engsub
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00:12Slow-ass sea slug! Your launch today, beach!
00:33Slow-ass sea slug!
00:38Slow-ass sea slug!
01:00Filthy scavengers, when Lord Poseidon ruled the deep, you sky rats swore never to breach
01:07the surface. Poseidon? Fish food ages ago.
01:37Sire, Zeus' people just breached your outer barrier. I'm retired, don't bring that crap
01:43to my door. Sire!
02:04Who the hell broke my new console? I'm gonna go deal with that bastard! Sire, you're finally
02:11stepping in!
02:25Go fight somewhere else, don't block me from clearing my game.
02:29My king! Even Poseidon himself would still be fit to shine my boots!
02:54What did you do? Turn me back right now!
03:02Sire, the entire Abyssal Realm awaits your command. Lead us against Olympus! We beg you!
03:08Zeus' brain's probably been eaten out by Chlamydia for years. I'm retired. I don't waste breath
03:12on crazy people.
03:21Screw power struggles. Rotting in bed playing games is the real way to live.
03:30fight!
03:37Get your hands off me, creep! Sorry, I didn't mean to...
03:45Wait, pointy ears. A dryage? What's a forest nintz doing here?
03:54He's just a regular human. A total nerd. Damn it. The Aphrodisians kicking in.
04:09You're burning up down here. Way harder than I pictured.
04:14I was drugged. This whole thing is Dylan's sick setup. If I don't mate someone before the timer runs out,
04:21I die. I really need this guy.
04:28Goddamn. You really know how to flip my switch.
04:40I need more. A lot more.
04:50Don't stop. Harder. Squeeze me tighter.
05:01What the hell did you do to me last night?
05:05Hey, I put in a lot of work. Don't tell me you forgot.
05:09What? Leora! I know you're in there! Nowhere left to run!
05:14Damn it. He tracked me.
05:28Leora. You're my fiance. You belong with me. Come home.
05:33Get away, Dylan!
05:37As the leader of the Satyr, you actually drugged me.
05:44Why the fuck are you wearing some dude's shirt?
05:47You slept with someone?
05:50Who screwed up my plan?!
05:54Oh, so you're the genius who roofed her.
05:57Newsflash, tough guy. Real men don't need tricks.
06:00You talking to the boss like that, punk?
06:08So you're the loser who ruined everything?
06:11You actually fucked this beach bomb shut in?!
06:20Touch him again and you'll regret it!
06:22Her body's tainted now, but her blood still has value. Can't push too hard yet.
06:29I won't kill him.
06:31But you're coming with me, Loria.
06:34Babe, if you don't want to go, I can handle this clown.
06:43Forget today ever happened. Go back to your life.
06:59Seriously? Can't I just play my game for once?
07:12Those assholes are back already.
07:14What are you talking about?!
07:21Hey, pencil neck! I'm Dylan's top enforcer.
07:24Either get the hell out of this water, or kneel and call me daddy.
07:28Dylan who? Speak up, man. My ears are shot.
07:31Keep acting tough!
07:32Jax can stomp boulders to dust!
07:34Even Narius' sea folk give him a wide burn!
07:49You asked for this.
08:03You one-shotted pants-topping orcer?!
08:05Who the hell are you?!
08:18Asshole. Using my divine power to barbecue. Hope you die alone and miserable.
08:24What are you whining about?
08:26Nothing.
08:27Heat's too low. Sprinkle this and baste it again.
08:35Molly? Gods make heroes with it, you seasoned food?
08:41Huh. Tide barrier just got tripped.
08:50Mommy, is daddy stationed way out in the deep sea? Is that why he never comes to see me?
08:55Yeah, baby. But he retired recently. We're gonna find him now.
09:02No, no, no.
09:09I'm badly wounded. I don't have much time. Find Lily's real father. Leave her with him.
09:16Mom. I just hope you two can live in peace.
09:21Far away from those bastards on Mount Olympus.
09:36There it is.
09:45Liara's wounded bad. Drag them both back to the Dillon. Lifetime of easy living.
09:54What the hell was that?
09:57Nothing. Just swapped a bug.
10:02That girl from five years ago. You came looking for me?
10:07She's your daughter. We need you now.
10:12So you're my dad? You're actually pretty handsome.
10:16This aura? She's got my blood.
10:24Who did this?
10:26Don't worry about it. Just keep Lily safe.
10:33Mommy? Mommy? Mommy?
10:36Mommy? Mommy?
10:45Mommy? Mommy?
10:48Mommy? Mommy?
10:53Mommy? Mommy?
10:53It's too late, boss. Her heartbeat's fading fast.
10:55Mommy?
10:57Mommy?
11:10Mommy?
11:11Somebody help me!
11:13Somebody help me!
11:24Give me a name, Leora.
11:26Who did this?
11:27I'm going to tear them apart.
11:31It was...
11:53Your father sold you to me a long time ago.
11:55You're my fiancé, my property.
11:57You filthy whore.
11:59Spread your legs for some stray dog!
12:04But at least your bloodline is still worth something.
12:12No! Let go!
12:16With nymph blood in my veins, even Olympus will bow to me.
12:27I got careless.
12:30Diving near a shipwreck.
12:32My fault.
12:32Shipwreck?
12:34Those cuts are surgical, Leora.
12:36Someone did this to you.
12:41You're just a regular guy.
12:43Stay out of it.
12:44Boss, soup's ready.
12:52If I don't make it, promise me you'll take care of Lily.
12:57She's all we have left.
12:59She's safe.
13:01Now drink.
13:04Soup isn't going to fix this, Jack.
13:12Jack, you...
13:15Ambrosia residue?
13:16Golden apple sap?
13:17I studied this in grad's time.
13:20Greek meth said it could raise the dead for mortals.
13:22Where the hell did you get this?
13:25More.
13:26Try it.
13:37These ingredients, where did you get them?
13:45It's my first time meeting Daddy.
13:47I gotta find the prettiest shell for him.
14:12What a lively little snack.
14:16Gulp you down and my power doubles!
14:19Ha ha ha ha ha!
14:27I just fished this stuff out of the bay.
14:29You want more?
14:30I've got a ton of it laying around.
14:32This guy's luck is insane.
14:36A random mortal just happens to have relics of the old gods?
14:41Is this coast a secret Olympian vault?
14:44You're safe here, Liria.
14:48We've got a kid together now.
14:51I'm not letting anything touch you or Lily.
14:56Jack, I'm grateful, but I...
14:58Daddy!
14:59Help!
15:02Something's trying to eat me!
15:05Lily's in trouble!
15:12I...
15:13I'm not tasty.
15:14My mommy and daddy are super strong.
15:17Please don't eat me!
15:22Divine power runs through this girl.
15:26Devour you, and I might even claim the Sea King's throne.
15:32Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
15:37Ha ha ha ha ha!
15:47Whew!
16:04You disgusting freak!
16:07What do you think you're doing to my daughter?
16:09Mommy!
16:12I've got you, baby.
16:13I... touch my kid again, and I'll rip her head off your shoulders!
16:19Ha! You ruined my meal?
16:24Wait. The baby mama herself. Perfect.
16:32Two courses for the price of one!
16:42You bitch!
16:48Jack, take Lily and run. Go!
16:51Go!
16:55Run from the Lucian Hydro, you pathetic little insects.
17:07You...Posei?
17:09That kid's his.
17:11No wonder the power's so pure.
17:14That's Poseidon's bloodline.
17:16If I stay, I'm dead.
17:24What the hell just happened?
17:26It ran?
17:27Damn, Leoya. Your powers are badass. You straight up scared the monster off.
17:33Me? No way. Even at full strength, I couldn't take that thing. I'm still recovering.
17:40Wait. Maybe it sensed the guardian of this sea vault?
17:44Whatever. Let's get home. That thing might circle back.
17:51About that monster.
17:57Failed at the perfect time? Figures. He's just a regular guy, after all.
18:03That kid's a regular guy.
18:04No way.
18:12I'm still a guy.
18:14Oh, my God.
18:15Oh, my God.
18:18Oh, man.
18:19Oh, my God.
18:19Oh, my God.
18:19Oh, my God.
18:22Oh, my God.
18:28Oh, my God.
18:31Oh, my God.
18:42my liege have mercy i didn't know she was your daughter i swear it i please spare my life
18:49no problem thank you my lord thank you for your mercy try to remember that in your next life
19:07enjoying the show
19:17my king we had nothing to do with the hydro we swear listen to me if any of you take
19:24one step
19:24near my daughter again i will skin you alive now get the fuck out of my sight
19:31yes yes my leash
19:44my love since you refuse to tell me who did this to you i'll just have to dig up the
19:50truth myself
19:58that wild god pan's always pulling power grabs but poseidon guy's long gone probably fish food
20:06in some trench right sea god myth ancient history wanna bet there ain't no sea king anymore
20:24the world's the same as ever the dead are louder than the living
20:28who the hell are you you're in hades territory asshole
20:43poseidon
20:54is hades still breathing if he is tell him to get his ass out here
21:02who the fuck is tearing up my domain
21:10i don't have time for this i'm not wasting it on you i need a background check
21:19you know who i am hades's ace you crash my spot you die here
21:47little fish
21:56headed staff one shot the sea king he's real
22:03hades you hiding come out or this whole place turns into driftwood
22:10one
22:10one
22:11two
22:16thank the fates the boss is here
22:23boss this bum
22:30you idiot piss off the lord of the oceans and we all drown
22:34you're done you're done get out in front of poseidon your ants i'm saving your worthless heights
22:45my lord is this handling satisfactory i'm not here for fun dig up everything on that leora and her daughter
22:57understood i'll mobilize every team right now you have three days i'll be back
23:06everyone drop what you're doing full sweep on the leora and child every resource every contact now tell them poseidon's
23:15back
23:15yes boss
23:22poseidon's back let's hope this time he doesn't flood the place just to make a point
23:34dylan wants the woman dead kid comes with us alive she's still hurt
23:38easy pickets let's move
23:52we'll make a nice stew surprise daddy for lunch
24:02a forest nymph playing happy home mater pathetic
24:09who are you dylan's orders come quietly to the stronghold or i drag your corpse back
24:18mommy who's the ugly goat man hand over the kid
24:31stay away from my daughter don't you dare touch her
24:49mommy you're bleeding this forest is locked down surrender now
24:56i'll go with you on one condition let my daughter go no mommy i'm not leaving you
25:14kids mine you die
25:20you poisoned me
25:24my poison fog the more you fight the faster it rots you from the inside give up
25:31you've gone too far even if i die today i'm not letting you win
25:39you're wounded poisoned
25:43done the kids coming with me
25:48don't touch her come at me feisty one dylan wants you dead
25:54but first i'm gonna have some fun
26:03such a pretty face all mine now
26:10let my mommy go you bastard
26:19lilly lilly ron get out of here
26:27serve me well and i might let her run a little longer
26:44you
26:50your hands off her
27:00You touch my woman, you're a dead man.
27:09Jack, what the hell just happened?
27:14You okay, babe?
27:16So you're the boyfriend.
27:18Too bad, I'll snap every bone in your body with one hand.
27:37Jack, keep Lily safe.
27:40Long as I'm here, you don't lose.
27:42Shut up and go.
27:44Now!
27:55If I pull this vine, the whole cliff goes with us, demon.
28:00Run all you want!
28:02My pack tears you both apart!
28:53Daddy, don't leave mommy. I don't want to lose her.
28:58Shh, Lily, don't cry. Daddy promises mommy's going to be okay. We're going back for her right now.
29:09Hand over the kid. I'll make your death quick.
29:20Lily, turn around and cover your ears, okay? Daddy's going to do a little magic trick.
29:29Okay.
29:32You are the best.
29:42Some nobody dare stare me down? You're asking to die.
29:49You're not human. Who the hell are you?
29:52My daughter's here, so I'm keeping it clean. Disappear.
30:14Okay, Lily. You can turn around now.
30:20Daddy?
30:21What happened to the bad guy?
30:23He got so dazzled by how cute you are, he just passed out.
30:32Lily, stay right here inside this circle. Don't move. Daddy's going to help mommy beat the bad guys. I'll be
30:39right back.
30:44Daddy, be careful.
30:47Don't worry, Lily. No one's ever beaten your dad.
30:55Ha ha ha ha. That poison's eating you alive, little nymph. How much longer you got? Let me have my
31:02fun first.
31:04So what? I'll drag you to hell with me before I die.
31:19Damn. You take a hit well. Let's enjoy this body. Then I'll turn you into my eternal trophy.
31:27For Jack and Lily. Even if I die, I'm taking this beast down with me.
31:34No signal? You trying to hog the glory?
31:37More coming. Killing one won't save Jack and Lily. No choice. I'm taking them down with me.
31:43This the woman Dylan wants? Where the kid?
31:46Some guy took the brat.
31:49Useless. Grab her first, then we hunt the child.
31:56Just let Jack and Lily be safe.
32:02You all want to come at once? Then die together. Pick your graves.
32:18Why did you come back? Where's Lily?
32:24Lily's safe. Don't push yourself.
32:28So this is the woman's secret lover. Her taste is trash.
32:33Beg now. And maybe I'll leave your corpses in one piece.
32:38Refuse, and you'll be screaming. End it fast.
32:44You? In our eyes, you're not even an enemy.
32:48Just weeds to be crushed under feet.
32:51Just hold on a little longer.
32:54Jack means more to me than anything.
32:56I won't let him get hurt.
33:07You want my husband?
33:09Step over my corpse first!
33:12In a hurry to die?
33:13Fine! I'll oblige!
33:43You're half dead already!
33:46How the hell did you knock me back?
33:48The sea is sinking. Those are Poseidon's warriors.
33:53This can't be.
34:19Ancient Ekethra!
34:20The coastal legend monster?
34:22Why would she be here?
34:26Ha ha ha!
34:27Our boss has real backing!
34:29He summoned three of Poseidon's elite guards!
34:32No matter how strong you are, kneel and beg!
34:36They're coming for us.
34:37We're finished.
34:39Don't worry, darling. Things might turn around.
34:41Lyra Vale has been captured.
34:43Now we await the Sea King's warriors to execute this peasant.
34:49They're here for me!
34:50Jack, stay behind me!
34:52With me here, no one touches you.
34:55Stop saying that, Jack!
34:56Look around! We're surrounded!
34:57We could actually die here!
35:05My lords!
35:06Let me teach this adulterous couple a lesson!
35:11You worthless creature!
35:15You shouldn't even exist where I stand!
35:25Who dares show such insolence before the Lord of the Sea?
35:30We're gonna win!
35:34And have you??
35:35No one, but no one will ever
35:36No one with no one with no one,
35:36You shouldn't have anything,
35:37With me, I hit my body and carry all the miles around you.
35:37Let me try myeший,
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