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00:12Slow-ass sea slug! Your launch today, Beach!
00:33Slow-ass sea slug!
00:37Slow-ass sea slug!
01:00Filthy scavengers, when Lord Poseidon ruled the deep, you sky rats swore never to breach
01:07the surface. Poseidon? Fish food ages ago.
01:37Sire, Zeus' people just breached your outer barrier.
01:41I'm retired, don't bring that crap to my door.
01:47Sire!
02:04Who the hell broke my new console? I'm gonna go deal with that bastard!
02:09Sire! You're finally stepping in!
02:25Go fight somewhere else, don't block me from clearing my game.
02:28My king! Even Poseidon himself would still be fit to shine my boots!
02:54What did you do? Turn me back right now!
03:01Sire! The entire Abyssal Realm awaits your command!
03:05Lead us against Olympus! We beg you!
03:08Zeus' brain's probably been eaten out by Chlamydia for years.
03:11I'm retired. I don't waste breath on crazy people.
03:20Screw power struggles. Rotting in bed playing games is the real way to live.
03:30Fight!
03:37Get your hands off me, creep!
03:39Sorry, I didn't mean to...
03:45Wait. Pointy ears. A dryage? What's a forest nintz doing here?
03:54He's just a regular human. A total nerd. Damn it. The Aphrodisiant's kicking in.
04:09You're burning up down here. Way harder than I pictured.
04:14I was drugged. This whole thing is Dylan's sick setup. If I don't mate someone before the timer runs out,
04:21I die. I really need this guy.
04:28Goddamn. You really know how to flip my switch.
04:40I need more. A lot more.
04:49Don't stop. Harder. Squeeze me tighter.
05:01What the hell did you do to me last night?
05:05Hey. I put in a lot of work. Don't tell me you forgot.
05:09Leora! I know you're in there! Nowhere left to run!
05:13Damn it. He tracked me.
05:28Leora. You're my fiancé. You belong with me. Come home.
05:33Get away, Dylan!
05:37As the leader of the Satur, you actually drugged me.
05:44Why the fuck are you wearing some dude's shirt?
05:47You slept with someone?
05:50Who screwed up my plan?!
05:54Oh, so you're the genius who roofed her.
05:57Newsflash, tough guy. Real men don't need tricks.
06:00You talking to the boss like that, punk?!
06:08So you're the loser who ruined everything?
06:11You actually fucked this beach bomb shut in?!
06:20Touch him again and you'll regret it.
06:22Her body's tainted now, but her blood still has value. Can't push too hard yet.
06:28I won't kill him.
06:30But you're coming with me, Leora.
06:34Babe, if you don't want to go, I can handle this clown.
06:43Forget today ever happened. Go back to your life.
06:59Seriously? Can't I just play my game for once?
07:12Those assholes are back already.
07:14What are you talking about?!
07:21Hey, pencil neck! I'm Dylan's top enforcer.
07:24Either get the hell out of this water, or kneel and call me daddy.
07:28Dylan who? Speak up, man. My ears are shot.
07:30Keep acting tough!
07:32Jax can stomp boulders to dust!
07:34Even Nereus' sea folk give him a wide bird!
07:49You asked for this.
08:03You one-shotted pants-topping orcer?!
08:05Who the hell are you?!
08:17Asshole. Using my divine power to barbecue. Hope you die alone and miserable.
08:24What are you whining about?
08:26Nothing.
08:27Heat's too low. Sprinkle this and baste it again.
08:34Molly? Gods make heroes with it, you seasoned food?
08:41Huh. Tide barrier just got tripped.
08:50Mommy, is daddy stationed way out in the deep sea? Is that why he never comes to see me?
08:56Yeah, baby. But he retired recently. We're gonna find him now.
09:09I'm badly wounded. I don't have much time. Find Lily's real father. Leave her with him.
09:16I just hope you two can live in peace. Far away from those bastards on Mount Olympus.
09:36There it is.
09:44Liara's wounded bad. Drag them both back to the Dylan. Lifetime of easy living.
09:54What the hell was that?
09:56Nothing. Just swapped a bug.
10:02That girl from five years ago. You came looking for me?
10:07She's your daughter. We need you now.
10:11So you're my dad? You're actually pretty handsome.
10:16This aura? She's got my blood.
10:24Who did this?
10:25Don't worry about it. Just keep Lily safe.
10:33Mommy? Mommy!
10:35Mommy!
10:52It's too late, boss. Her heartbeat's fading fast.
10:55Mommy.
11:09Mommy.
11:11Mommy.
11:11Somebody help me!
11:15Mommy.
11:17Mommy.
11:20Mommy.
11:21Mommy.
11:23Mommy.
11:24Give me a name, Leora. Who did this? I'm going to tear them apart.
11:31It was...
11:52Your father sold you to me a long time ago. You're my fiancé, my property.
11:57You filthy whore. Spread your legs for some stray dog!
12:04But at least your bloodline is still worth something.
12:12No! Let go!
12:15With nymph blood in my veins, even Olympus will bow to me.
12:27I... got careless. Diving near a shipwreck. My fault.
12:32Shipwreck? Those cuts are surgical, Leora. Someone did this to you.
12:41You're just a regular guy. Stay out of it.
12:45Boss? Soup's ready.
12:52If I don't make it, promise me you'll take care of Lily. She's all we have left.
12:58She's safe. Now drink.
13:03Soup isn't going to fix this, Jack.
13:12Jack, you...
13:14Ambrosia residue? Golden applesap? I studied this in grad's time.
13:19Greek meth said it could raise the dead for mortals. Where the hell did you get this?
13:26More. Try it.
13:37These ingredients, where did you get them?
13:45It's my first time meeting Daddy.
13:47I gotta find the prettiest shell for him.
13:55ゲHA!
13:57Agh!
13:58Agh!
14:03Agh!
14:04Gha! Gha! Gha! Gha! Gha! Gha! Nugre!
14:26I just fished this stuff out of the bay.
14:28You want more?
14:30I've got a ton of it laying around.
14:32This guy's luck is insane.
14:36A random mortal just happens to have relics of the old gods?
14:41Is this coast a secret Olympian vault?
14:44You're safe here, Liria.
14:48We've got a kid together now.
14:51I'm not letting anything touch you or Lily.
14:56Jack, I'm grateful, but I...
14:58Daddy, help!
15:02Something's trying to eat me!
15:05Lily's in trouble!
15:12I'm not tasty.
15:14My mommy and daddy are super strong.
15:17Please don't eat me!
15:22Divine power runs through this girl.
15:26Devour you.
15:27And I might even claim the Sea King's throne.
15:32Ha ha ha ha!
15:34Ha ha ha!
16:04You disgusting freak!
16:06What do you think you're doing to my daughter?
16:09Mommy!
16:10Yes?
16:11I've got you, baby.
16:14Touch my kid again, and I'll rip her head off your shoulders!
16:19Ha! You ruined my meal?
16:23Wait. The baby mama herself.
16:28Perfect.
16:32Perfect. Two courses for the price of one!
16:41You bitch!
16:48Jack, take Lily and run. Go!
16:51Go!
16:55Run! From the Lycian Hydro, you pathetic little insects!
17:07You...Posei?
17:09That kid's his.
17:11No wonder the power's so pure.
17:13That's Poseidon's bloodline.
17:15If I stay, I'm dead!
17:24What the hell just happened?
17:26It ran?
17:27Damn, Leoya.
17:28Your powers are badass.
17:30You straight up scared the monster off.
17:33Me? No way.
17:34Even at full strength, I couldn't take that thing.
17:37I'm still recovering.
17:39Wait.
17:40Maybe it sensed the guardian of this sea vault?
17:44Whatever. Let's get home. That thing might circle back.
17:51About that monster.
17:57Failed at the perfect time?
17:59Figures.
17:59He's just a regular guy, after all.
18:15He's just a regular guy now.
18:42My liege, have mercy.
18:45I didn't know she was your daughter, I swear it.
18:47Please, spare my life.
18:49No problem.
18:50Thank you, my lord.
18:51Thank you for your mercy.
18:52Try to remember that in your next life.
19:07Enjoying the show?
19:17My king, we had nothing to do with the Hydra, we swear.
19:21Listen to me.
19:22If any of you take one step near my daughter again, I will skin you alive.
19:28Now, get the fuck out of my sight.
19:31Yes!
19:31Yes, my liege!
19:44My love, since you refused to tell me who did this to you, I'll just have to dig up the
19:49truth myself.
19:59That wild god Pan's always pulling power grabs.
20:02But Poseidon?
20:03Guy's long gone.
20:05Probably fish food in some trench, right?
20:08Sea god myth, ancient history.
20:10Wanna bet?
20:11There ain't no sea king anymore.
20:23The world's the same as ever.
20:26The dead are louder than the living.
20:28Who the hell are you?
20:30You're in Hades territory, asshole!
20:43Poseidon?
20:54Is Hades still breathing?
20:55If he is, tell him to get his ass out here.
21:02Who the fuck is tearing up my domain?
21:10I don't have time for this.
21:12I'm not wasting it on you.
21:13I need a background check.
21:19You know who I am?
21:21Hades is ace.
21:22You crash my spot, you die here!
21:47Little fish.
21:56Headed staff?
21:57One shot?
21:59The sea king!
22:00He's real!
22:03Hades, you hiding?
22:05Come out!
22:06Or this whole place turns into driftwood!
22:10One!
22:11Two!
22:15Thank the fates!
22:17The boss is here!
22:23Boss!
22:24This bum!
22:26This bum!
22:31You idiot!
22:32Piss off the Lord of the Oceans and we all drown!
22:34You're done!
22:35Get out!
22:36In front of Poseidon, you're ants.
22:39I'm saving your worthless heights.
22:45My lord, is this handling satisfactory?
22:48I'm not here for fun.
22:50Dig up everything on that Leora and her daughter.
22:57Understood.
22:57I'll mobilize every team right now.
23:00You have three days.
23:01I'll be back.
23:06Everyone!
23:06Drop what you're doing!
23:08Full sweep on the Leora and child!
23:10Every resource, every contact.
23:12Now!
23:13Tell them Poseidon's back!
23:15Yes, boss!
23:22Poseidon's back.
23:23Let's hope this time he doesn't flood the place just to make a point.
23:34Dylan wants the woman dead.
23:36Kid comes with us alive.
23:37She's still hurt.
23:38Easy pickets.
23:39Let's move.
23:52We'll make a nice stew.
23:54Surprise daddy for lunch?
23:56Ha ha ha ha ha!
24:00Ha ha ha ha!
24:02A forest nymph playing happy home mater?
24:06Pathetic.
24:09Who are you?
24:11Dylan's orders come quietly to the stronghold.
24:15Or I drag your corpse back.
24:18Mommy?
24:19Who's the ugly goat man?
24:21Hand over the kid!
24:24Ha ha ha ha!
24:31Stay away from my daughter!
24:32Don't you dare touch her!
24:39Ha ha ha ha ha!
24:49Mommy, you're bleeding!
24:52This forest is locked down.
24:54Surrender now.
24:56I'll go with you.
24:57On one condition.
24:59Let my daughter go!
25:01No, Mommy!
25:03I'm not leaving you!
25:04No!
25:05No!
25:12I'm not leaving you!
25:14I'm not leaving you!
25:15I'm not leaving you!
25:15Kids mine.
25:16You die.
25:19You...
25:20Poisoned me?
25:23my poison fog the more you fight the faster it rots you from the inside
25:29give up you've gone too far even if i die today i'm not letting you win
25:38you're wounded poisoned done the kid's coming with me
25:47don't touch her come at me feisty one dylan wants you dead
25:54but first i'm gonna have some fun
26:03such a pretty face all mine now
26:10let my mommy go you bastard
26:20lily lily run get out of here
26:27serve me well and i might let her run a little longer
26:37lily
26:59you touch my woman you're a dead man
27:09jack what the hell just happened
27:14you okay babe so you're the boyfriend too bad i'll snap every bone in your body with
27:20one hand
27:37jack keep lily safe long as i'm here you don't lose shut up and go now
27:55if i pull this vine the whole cliff goes with us demon
28:00run all you want my pack tears you both apart
28:11you
28:15you
28:19you
28:44Oh, my God.
28:53daddy don't leave mommy i don't want to lose her shh lily don't cry daddy promises mommy's
29:00gonna be okay we're going back for her right now hand over the kid i'll make your death quick
29:20lily turn around and cover your ears okay
29:26daddy's gonna do a little magic trick okay
29:32you are the best
29:42some nobody dare stare me down you're asking to die
29:49you're not human who the hell are you my daughter's here so i'm keeping it clean disappear
30:14okay lily you can turn around now
30:20daddy what happened to the bad guy
30:23he got so dazzled by how cute you are he just passed out
30:32lily stay right here inside this circle don't move daddy's gonna help mommy beat the bad guys
30:38i'll be right back
30:44daddy be careful
30:47don't worry lily no one's ever beaten your dad
30:56that poison's eating you alive little nymph
30:58how much longer you got let me have my fun first
31:04so what i'll drag you to hell with me before i die
31:19damn you take a hit well let's enjoy this body then i'll turn you into my eternal trophy
31:27for jack and lily even if i die i'm taking this beast down with me
31:33no signal you trying to hog the glory more coming killing one won't save jack and lily
31:39no choice i'm taking them down with me
31:42this the woman dylan wants where the kid
31:46some guy took the brat
31:49useless grab her first then we hunt the child
31:56just let jack and lily be safe
32:02you all want to come at once then die together pick your graves
32:17why did you come back where's lily
32:24lily's safe don't push yourself
32:28so this is the woman's secret lover her taste is trash
32:33beg now
32:34and maybe i'll leave your corpses in one piece
32:37refuse and you'll be screaming
32:40end it fast
32:44you in our eyes you're not even an enemy
32:47just weeds to be crushed under feet
32:51just hold on a little longer jack means more to me than anything
32:55i won't let him get hurt
33:07you want my husband step over my corpse first
33:11in a hurry to die fine i'll oblige
33:43you're half dead already
33:45how the hell did you knock me back
33:48the sea is sinking those are poseidon's warriors
33:53this can't be
34:19ancient ekathra the coastal legend monster
34:22why would she be here
34:27our boss has real backing
34:29he summoned three of poseidon's elite guards
34:31no matter how strong you are
34:34kneel and beg
34:35they're coming for us
34:37we're finished
34:38don't worry darling things might turn around
34:41lyra veil has been captured
34:43now we await the sea king's warriors to execute this peasant
34:48they're here for me
34:50jack stay behind me
34:52with me here no one touches you
34:54stop saying that jack
34:56look around we're surrounded we could actually die here
35:04my lords
35:06let me teach this adulterous couple a lesson
35:12you worthless creature
35:14you shouldn't even exist
35:17where i stand
35:25who dares show such insolence
35:28before the lord of the sea
35:30you
35:31you
35:34you
35:35you
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