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00:13Slow-ass sea slug! Your launch today, beach!
00:30Slow-ass sea slug!
00:31Slow-ass sea slug!
01:02Filthy scavengers, when Lord Poseidon ruled the deep, you sky rats swore never to breach
01:09the surface. Poseidon? Fish food ages ago.
01:40Sire, Zeus' people just breached your outer barrier.
01:44I'm retired, don't bring that crap to my door.
01:50Sire!
02:07Who the hell broke my new console?
02:09I'm gonna go deal with that bastard!
02:12Sire! You're finally stepping in!
02:28Go fight somewhere else, don't block me from clearing my game.
02:32My king! Even Poseidon himself would still be fit to shine my boots!
02:58What did you do? Turn me back right now!
03:05Sire, the entire Abyssal Realm awaits your command. Lead us against Olympus! We beg you!
03:12Zeus' brain's probably been eaten out by Clamadia for years. I'm retired. I don't waste breath on crazy people.
03:25Screw power struggles. Rotting in bed playing games is the real way to live.
03:34Fight!
03:42Get your hands off me, creep!
03:44Sorry, I didn't mean to...
03:50Wait, pointy ears. A dryage? What's a forest nint doing here?
03:58He's just a regular human. A total nerd. Damn it. The Aphrodisian's kicking in.
04:14You're burning up down here. Way harder than I pictured.
04:19I was drugged. This whole thing is Dylan's sick setup. If I don't mate someone before the timer runs out,
04:26I die. I really need this guy.
04:34Goddamn. You really know how to flip my switch.
04:46I need more. A lot more.
04:56Don't stop. Harder. Squeeze me tighter.
05:06What the hell did you do to me last night?
05:11Hey, I put in a lot of work. Don't tell me you forgot.
05:15Leora! I know you're in there! Nowhere left to run!
05:19Damn it. He tracked me.
05:34Leora, you're my fiance. You belong with me. Come home.
05:39Get away, Dylan!
05:43As the leader of the Sature, you actually drugged me.
05:50Why the fuck are you wearing some dude's shirt?
05:54You slept with someone?
05:56WHO SCREWED UP MY PLAN?!
06:01Oh, so you're the genius who roofed her.
06:03Newsflash, tough guy. Real men don't need tricks.
06:06You talking to the boss like that, punk?
06:14So you're the loser who ruined everything?
06:17You actually fucked this beach bomb shut in?!
06:26Touch him again, and you'll regret it.
06:29Her body's tainted now, but her blood still has value. Can't push too hard yet.
06:35I won't kill him, but you're coming with me, Leora.
06:41Babe, if you don't want to go, I can handle this clown.
06:50Forget today ever happened. Go back to your life.
07:06Seriously? Can't I just play my game for once?
07:20Those assholes are back already.
07:22What are you talking about?
07:29Hey, pencil neck! I'm Dylan's top enforcer. Either get the hell out of this water, or kneel and call me
07:35daddy.
07:36Dylan who? Speak up, man. My ears are shot.
07:38Keep acting tough! Jax can stomp boulders to dust! Even Narius' seafo give him a wide burr!
07:57You asked for this.
08:11You one-shotted pants top an orcer?! Who the hell are you?!
08:16You one-shotted pants top an orcer?! Who the hell are you?!
08:29You two-shotted pants top an orcer? Who the hell are you?
08:32What are you whining about?
08:34Nothing!
08:35Heat's too low. Sprinkle this and baste it again.
08:43Molly? Gods make heroes with it, you seasoned food?
08:51Huh. Tide barrier just got tripped.
08:59Mommy, is daddy stationed way out in the deep sea? Is that why he never comes to see me?
09:04Yeah, baby. But he retired recently. We're gonna find him now.
09:18I'm badly wounded. I don't have much time. Find Lily's real father. Leave her with him.
09:25I just hope you two can live in peace.
09:30Far away from those bastards on Mount Olympus.
09:46There it is!
09:54Liara's wounded bad. Drag them both back to the Dillon. Lifetime of easy living.
10:04What the hell was that?
10:06Nothing. Just swapped a bug.
10:12That girl from five years ago. You came looking for me?
10:17She's your daughter. We need you now.
10:21So you're my dad? You're actually pretty handsome.
10:26This aura? She's got my blood.
10:34Who did this?
10:36Don't worry about it. Just keep Lily safe.
10:43Mommy! Mommy!
11:03It's too late, boss. Her heartbeat's fading fast.
11:13It's too late, boss.
11:21Somebody help me!
11:35Give me a name, Liara. Who did this? I'm going to tear them apart.
11:40I'm going to tear them apart.
11:42It was...
11:43It was...
12:04Your father sold you to me
12:05a long time ago. You're my fiancee. My property.
12:09You filthy whore. Spread your legs for some stray dog!
12:16But at least your bloodline is still worth something.
12:23No! Let go!
12:27With nymph blood in my veins, even Olympus will bow to me.
12:39I got careless. Diving near a shipwreck. My fault.
12:44Shipwreck?
12:46Those cuts are surgical, Liara. Someone did this to you.
12:53You're just a regular guy. Stay out of it.
12:56Boss? Soup's ready.
13:04If I don't make it, promise me you'll take care of Lily.
13:09She's all we have left.
13:12She's safe. Now drink.
13:15The soup isn't going to fix this, Jack.
13:24Jack, you...
13:27Ambrosia residue? Golden apple sap? I studied this in grad's time.
13:32Greek meth said it could raise the dead for mortals. Where the hell did you get this?
13:38More. Try it.
13:50These ingredients, where did you get them?
13:58It's my first time meeting daddy. I gotta find the prettiest shell for him.
14:27What a lively little snack. Gulp, you down, and my power doubles!
14:32Ha ha ha ha!
14:40I just fished this stuff out of the bay.
14:42You want more? I've got a ton of it laying around.
14:46This guy's luck is insane.
14:50A random mortal just happens to have relics of the old gods?
14:55Is this coast a secret Olympian vault?
14:58You're safe here, Liria.
15:02We've got a kid together now.
15:05I'm not letting anything touch you or Lily.
15:10Jack, I'm grateful, but I...
15:12Daddy! Daddy! Help!
15:16Something's trying to eat me!
15:19Lily's in trouble!
15:26I... I'm not tasty. My mommy and daddy are super strong. Please don't eat me!
15:37Divine power runs through this girl. Devour you, and I might even claim the Sea King's throne.
15:45Duane.
16:03He's in trouble.
16:04I'm not having a good deal.
16:04I'm just out of time.
16:04I don't care what you're saying.
16:05I don't care what you're saying.
16:14I don't care what you're saying.
16:19you disgusting freak what do you think you're doing to my daughter mommy
16:26i've got you baby touch my kid again and i'll rip my head off your shoulders
16:34ha you ruined my meal
16:39wait the baby mama herself perfect
16:48two courses for the price of one
16:57bitch
17:03jack take lily and run go
17:11run from the lucian hydro you pathetic little insects
17:24that kid's his no wonder the power's so pure that's poseidon's bloodline if i stay i'm dead
17:40what the hell just happened it ran damn lioya your powers are badass you straight up scared the
17:48monster off me no way even at full strength i couldn't take that thing i'm still recovering
17:56wait maybe it sensed the guardian of the sea vault
18:01whatever let's get home that thing might circle back
18:07about that monster
18:14failed at the perfect time figures he's just a regular guy after all
18:43if you're not sure if you're not sure if you're doing that
18:45you're not sure if you're doing that
18:59My liege
19:01Have mercy
19:02I didn't know she was your daughter
19:03I swear it
19:04Please spare my life
19:06No problem
19:07Thank you my lord
19:08Thank you for your mercy
19:09Try to remember that in your next life
19:24Enjoying the show
19:35My king
19:36We had nothing to do with the Hydra
19:38We swear
19:39Listen to me
19:40If any of you take one step
19:42Near my daughter again
19:44I will skin you alive
19:46Now
19:47Get the fuck out of my sight
19:49Yes
19:49Yes my liege
20:02My love
20:04Since you refused to tell me
20:05Who did this to you
20:06I'll just have to dig up the truth myself
20:17That wild god Pan's always pulling power grabs
20:20But Poseidon
20:22Guy's long gone
20:23Probably fish food in some trench
20:25Right?
20:26Sea god myth
20:27Ancient history
20:28Wanna bet?
20:29There ain't no sea king anymore
20:42The world's the same as ever
20:45The dead are louder than the living
20:47Who the hell are you?
20:49You're in Hades territory, asshole
21:13Is Hades still breathing?
21:15If he is
21:16Tell him to get his ass out here
21:21Who the fuck is tearing up my domain?
21:29I don't have time for this
21:31I'm not wasting it on you
21:32I need a background check
21:39You know who I am?
21:40Hades' ace
21:41You crash my spot
21:43You die here
22:07Little fish
22:16Hades' staff
22:17One shot
22:19The sea king
22:20He's real
22:23Hades
22:24You hiding?
22:25Come out
22:26Or this whole place turns into driftwood
22:30One
22:31Two
22:36Thank the fates
22:37The boss is here
22:43Boss
22:44This bum
22:51You idiot
22:52Piss off the lord of the oceans
22:53And we all drown
22:54You're done
22:55Get out
22:56In front of Poseidon
22:58Your ants
22:59I'm saving your worthless heights
23:06My lord
23:07Is this handling satisfactory?
23:09I'm not here for fun
23:11Dig up everything on that Leora and her daughter
23:18Understood
23:18I'll mobilize every team right now
23:20You have three days
23:22I'll be back
23:26Everyone
23:27Drop what you're doing
23:29Full sweep on the Leora and child
23:31Every resource
23:32Every contact
23:33Now
23:34Tell them Poseidon's back
23:36Yes boss
23:43Poseidon's back
23:44Let's hope this time
23:45He doesn't flood the place
23:46Just to make a point
23:55Dylan wants the woman dead
23:57Kid comes with us alive
23:58She's still hurt
23:59Easy pickets
24:01Let's move
24:14We'll make a nice stew
24:15Surprise daddy for lunch
24:23A forest nymph playing happy home mater
24:27Pathetic
24:31Who are you?
24:33Dylan's orders
24:34Come quietly to the stronghold
24:37Or I drag your corpse back
24:39Mommy
24:40Who's the ugly goat man?
24:43Hand over the kid
24:52Stay away from my daughter
24:54Don't you dare touch her
25:12Mommy, you're bleeding
25:14This forest is locked down
25:16Surrender now
25:18I'll go with you
25:20On one condition
25:21Let my daughter go
25:23No
25:25No, mommy
25:25I'm not leaving you
25:37Kids mine
25:38You die
25:43You poisoned me
25:46My poison fog
25:48The more you fight
25:50The faster it rots you
25:51From the inside
25:52Give up
25:54You've gone too far
25:56Even if I die today
25:57I'm not letting you win
26:02You're wounded
26:04Poisoned
26:05Done
26:07The kid's coming with me
26:11Don't touch her
26:12Come at me
26:13Feisty
26:14Feisty one
26:15Dylan wants you dead
26:17But first
26:18I'm gonna have some fun
26:27Such a pretty face
26:29All mine now
26:34Let my mommy go
26:35You bastard
26:43Lily
26:43Lily
26:44Run
26:45Get out of here
26:51Serve me well
26:52And I might let her run
26:54A little longer
27:01Lily
27:02Lily
27:13Your hands off her
27:24You touch my woman, you're a dead man.
27:33Jack, what the hell just happened?
27:39You okay, babe?
27:40So you're the boyfriend.
27:42Too bad, I'll snap every bone in your body with one hand.
28:02Jack, keep Lily safe.
28:04Long as I'm here, you don't lose.
28:07Shut up and go.
28:08Now!
28:20If I pull this vine, the whole cliff goes with us, demon.
28:25Run all you want!
28:27My pack tears you both apart!
28:40No!
28:44No!
29:00Oh, my God.
29:19daddy don't leave mommy i don't want to lose her
29:23shh lily don't cry daddy promises mommy's gonna be okay
29:27we're going back for her right now
29:35hand over the kid i'll make your death quick
29:46lily turn around and cover your ears okay
29:52daddy's gonna do a little magic trick okay
29:58you are the best
30:08some nobody dare stare me down you're asking to die
30:15you're not human who the hell are you my daughter's here so i'm keeping it clean
30:21disappear
30:41okay lily you can turn around now
30:47daddy what happened to the bad guy
30:50he got so dazzled by how cute you are he just passed out
31:00lily stay right here inside this circle don't move daddy's gonna help mommy beat the bad guys
31:05i'll be right back
31:11daddy be careful
31:14don't worry lily no one's ever beaten your dad
31:23that poison's eating you alive little nymph
31:26how much longer you got let me have my fun first
31:31so what i'll drag you to hell with me before i die
31:46damn you take a hit well let's enjoy this body
31:51then i'll turn you into my eternal trophy
31:54for jack and lily even if i die i'm taking this beast down with me
32:01no signal you trying to hog the glory
32:05more coming killing one won't save jack and lily
32:07no choice i'm taking them down with me
32:10this the woman dylan wants where the kid
32:13some guy took the brat
32:17useless grab her first then we hunt the child
32:24just let jack and lily be safe
32:30you all want to come at once then die together pick your graves
32:46why did you come back where's lily
32:52really safe don't push yourself
32:57so this is the woman's secret lover
33:00her taste is trash
33:02beg now and maybe i'll leave your corpses in one piece
33:06refuse and you'll be screaming
33:09end it fast
33:14you in our eyes you're not even an enemy
33:16just weeds to be crushed under feet
33:20just hold on a little longer
33:22jack means more to me than anything
33:25i won't let him get hurt
33:36you want my husband step over my corpse first
33:41in a hurry to die fine i'll oblige
34:13you're half dead already
34:15how the hell did you knock me back
34:18the sea is sinking those are poseidon's warriors
34:23this can't be
34:48ancient ekathra the coastal legend monster
34:52why would she be here
34:57our boss has real backing
34:59he summoned three of poseidon's elite guards
35:02no matter how strong you are
35:04kneel and beg
35:06they're coming for us
35:07we're finished
35:09don't worry darling
35:10things might turn around
35:11lyra veil has been captured
35:13now we await the sea king's warriors
35:16to execute this peasant
35:19they're here for me
35:20jack stay behind me
35:23with me here no one touches you
35:25stop saying that jack
35:26look around we're surrounded
35:28we could actually die here
35:35my lords let me teach this adulterous couple a lesson
35:43you worthless creature
35:45you shouldn't even exist
35:48where i stand
35:56who dares show such insolence
35:59before the lord of the sea
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