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00:00:04have you ever wondered what would actually make you want to get married
00:00:08the bride and the groom are entering please everyone rise for them
00:00:18true love security social conditioning for me it's simple
00:00:26money
00:00:33mrs bellucci must be losing her mind they actually found a bride for lewis poor girl
00:00:39actually marrying a vegetable or hard faith that's ann morris the famous paparazzi people
00:00:46like her never do anything for free she's definitely getting something out of this marriage
00:00:53mrs morris do you take him as your husband to love and to stay faithful to him in good times
00:01:02and bad
00:01:02in sickness and in health for the rest of your life
00:01:11please everybody knows the bellucci air is basically a vegetable any ugly and old i'm not marrying that
00:01:19man they only need a wife in name to seal the deal surely i won't let you be the one
00:01:25sacrificed and
00:01:27you'll do it time for you to contribute to this family why me ever since your father died i've
00:01:35cared for you for years without asking for one cent
00:01:39don't you think it's time you paid something back well if by care you mean making me your maid and
00:01:46never paying me a single dollar then sure
00:01:52watch your tone girl and remember i'm still holding your mother's urn so if you don't want anything to
00:01:59happen to it okay fine but if you want me to take the hit for linda it'll cost you
00:02:09a hundred thousand dollars
00:02:14since you're so eager to sell yourself out deal
00:02:24i do
00:02:28my family thought they could ruin me wrong bellucci pays five million dollars for an heir
00:02:33i'll take some money buy my freedom and live better than all of them
00:02:43thank you
00:02:44to be here today
00:02:47grandma ann
00:02:48pleasure to meet you
00:02:50hi
00:02:52wow getting married on valentine's day
00:02:54how uh romantic
00:02:56oh and these balloons absolutely adorable i just had to grab one for myself but
00:03:00you know what i think you need this more than i do
00:03:04oh
00:03:06well that's very lovely thank you
00:03:09and you are
00:03:11i'm louis brother
00:03:13oh
00:03:13well half brother
00:03:15we don't have the same mom but
00:03:17that's never stopped me from seeing louis as my most beloved older brother
00:03:22but today has been just
00:03:23so
00:03:25touching
00:03:25so warm
00:03:26so much
00:03:29thank you
00:03:30it fills my heart
00:03:32warmth to see louis finally settling down right
00:03:35i know
00:03:38well i better be getting out of here
00:03:40bye grandma
00:03:41bye
00:03:42pleasure to meet you ann
00:03:43me too
00:03:44enjoy my brother
00:03:52um i did not realize louis had a brother
00:03:55it's just a mistake louis fathers made years ago
00:03:59he's an odd boy but harmless
00:04:02so now that the wedding is done
00:04:06ann
00:04:08when do you plan on giving the family an heir
00:04:13oh um yes about that i i would love to eventually um it's just you know given that um louis
00:04:24is in a vegetative state at the moment uh maybe we can i can try uh what's the tech stuff
00:04:30called um ivf don't you worry dear the doctor says all the important parts are still working excuse me
00:04:40yes
00:04:45wait did he just
00:04:50did he just move
00:04:52i know
00:04:52it sounds crazy right
00:04:54but maybe it's god's twisted little miracle
00:04:57he left louis
00:04:59at least one chance to give us an heir
00:05:02did you see it
00:05:03am i crazy
00:05:04i know honey
00:05:05he can't really move right now
00:05:07but look at the bright side
00:05:09you're the one who's gonna be calling all the shots
00:05:12choose whatever positions
00:05:14work for you dear
00:05:15hmm
00:05:16oh
00:05:16i promised my girlfriends
00:05:18we'd go to a valentine single party tonight
00:05:21so we're gonna be heading first
00:05:24oh
00:05:25and remember
00:05:26you're sleeping in louis's room tonight
00:05:29sure
00:05:30love to
00:05:32well miss anne
00:05:34i leave him in your capable hands
00:05:39thank you
00:05:43all right
00:05:45lovely family you have there
00:05:49let's go
00:06:01let's go
00:06:01i swear i saw you move this afternoon
00:06:03are you really unconscious
00:06:05are you faking it
00:06:10hello
00:06:15hello
00:06:19let's see
00:06:23let's see
00:06:31oh my god
00:06:32how do you stay unconscious for two years and still have abs
00:06:38okay
00:06:40well still no reaction i guess you really are
00:06:43i'm not faking it
00:07:04it's insane
00:07:05and my new husband
00:07:07he is nothing like the rumors
00:07:11he is young
00:07:12he is hot
00:07:13guess what
00:07:15he can still have sex
00:07:16i know
00:07:18my mother-in-law literally told me that
00:07:21so weird
00:07:25all right maybe i should see for myself
00:07:33maybe i should see for myself
00:07:38i'm just kidding
00:07:40okay
00:07:41i should go
00:07:41i have work in the morning
00:07:42and i want to catch a few good stories
00:07:54good night
00:07:56okay then
00:08:01good night dear
00:08:11crazy woman huh
00:08:13crazy woman huh
00:08:14much better when she's quiet
00:08:25good night
00:08:30good morning husband
00:08:32like
00:08:32good morning
00:08:35okay
00:08:36see you later
00:08:53Sir, I think that woman's beginning to suspect that you're not really out.
00:08:57Should we look in there?
00:09:02Not for now.
00:09:07Ann Morris, the most popular entertainment reporter, dubbed the most trustworthy paparazzi.
00:09:13I didn't know they gave out awards for this kind of thing.
00:09:16Me neither.
00:09:18I think my new wife might be just what I need to stir up a little trouble for Vincent, huh?
00:09:24God, it's really him.
00:09:26Zach, choose the break.
00:09:27I know what the deal is.
00:09:29Where is Charlotte?
00:09:30I'm just trying to...
00:09:34Is that Zach?
00:09:36He turns down our interviews all the time.
00:09:38Zach, people are saying that you and director Michael are more than just coworkers.
00:09:42Is that true?
00:09:43Cool.
00:09:44So a second ago, I'm a womanizer.
00:09:45Now I'm gay.
00:09:46That's awesome.
00:09:46There you are.
00:09:47I have been looking for you everywhere.
00:09:52Um, quick intro.
00:09:54I am Zach's new lawyer.
00:09:57You guys are Flash Grid, right?
00:09:58Classic look.
00:09:59I figured we've actually had quite a few cases concerning your company recently.
00:10:05Say, Director Nick?
00:10:07Oh.
00:10:08Um, okay.
00:10:09We are so very, very sorry to disturb you.
00:10:12Um, yeah.
00:10:13Let's get out of here.
00:10:16That was a fantastic performance, Ms. Lawyer.
00:10:20I will, I will take that as a compliment.
00:10:21Oh, yeah.
00:10:22You just saved my ass.
00:10:24What could I ever do to repay you?
00:10:28Well, I...
00:10:30That is actually, that's all the things I need.
00:10:32Bye, sir.
00:10:35Fuck me.
00:10:36Another paparazzi.
00:10:41Anne Morris.
00:10:43I can remember that.
00:10:45Anne Morris.
00:10:49Oh, evening, Ms. Bellucci.
00:10:51Good evening, Anne.
00:10:52Come here.
00:10:54I have something to talk to you about.
00:10:56If I remember correctly, you were a paparazzi, right?
00:11:00Yes.
00:11:01Well, I work for an entertainment news outlet, so we do street shots, interviews.
00:11:05Okay, never mind.
00:11:07I have an opportunity for you.
00:11:09I've arranged for you to go on a movie set this Friday to do some entertainment coverage.
00:11:15Really?
00:11:17That's amazing.
00:11:19So this is what it's like to marry into money.
00:11:22Feels so damn good.
00:11:23Of course.
00:11:25A career is important for any woman.
00:11:29I've always thought you had potential, in more ways than one.
00:11:37Thank you, Ms. Bellucci.
00:11:38Call me Chanda.
00:11:40Oh, and by the way, Steve's off today, so you'll have to help Luis with his night routine.
00:11:47Oh, meaning shower and stuff.
00:11:51I'm sure you'll manage.
00:11:53Oh, it's getting late.
00:11:54I'm heading to bed.
00:11:57Good night.
00:12:03Shower.
00:12:04That's going to be tricky.
00:12:12Here we go.
00:12:15Okay.
00:12:18Now what?
00:12:19What is this crazy woman up to now?
00:12:25Well, you know, it may not kill you to skip a shower for a day, so how about I just
00:12:30wash
00:12:30your hair?
00:12:32If you don't say anything, I'll take that as a yes.
00:12:36Not funny.
00:12:40Let's do this.
00:12:42Let's do this.
00:12:46Oh, my God.
00:12:48I can't.
00:12:50I can't.
00:12:57I'm sorry.
00:12:59Totally.
00:13:00I did that on purpose.
00:13:01What a horrible woman.
00:13:05I'm sorry about that.
00:13:07Hopefully sometimes.
00:13:11No, I really didn't expect you to be this built.
00:13:19Well, let's do this thing.
00:13:22Please just make it quick.
00:13:24I'm really done with this.
00:13:26Here we go.
00:13:37I really did not know if this is what I was saying before.
00:13:45I'm going to get all in there.
00:13:54I'm sorry.
00:13:55Sorry.
00:13:56I have to work for you.
00:14:05What am I sitting on?
00:14:22I thought Chanda was kidding.
00:14:25I did not expect you to actually get hurt.
00:14:32Maybe I should start thinking about having a baby for the money.
00:14:37Well, pardon me, husband.
00:14:42I guess we better move fast before you calm down.
00:15:23You're alive?
00:15:24Yeah.
00:15:25You can actually move?
00:15:26Relax, okay?
00:15:27It's a long story.
00:15:28Relax?
00:15:30Were you just awake the whole time in the bathroom?
00:15:33You were such a pervert.
00:15:35Oh, my God.
00:15:36You were the one that jumped at the chance to bathe me.
00:15:38And by the way, you almost drowned me.
00:15:41Drowned you?
00:15:41Yes.
00:15:42Please, you were enjoying it.
00:15:43You literally got hard.
00:15:45Who was the one who was just trying to take off my pants, huh?
00:15:47Who's the pervert now?
00:15:48Has anyone ever told you you had a real smart-ass mouth?
00:15:50Yes.
00:15:51Many times.
00:15:52Two years ago when I was awake.
00:15:54Yeah.
00:15:55You've been faking it for two years?
00:15:57Why?
00:15:58I don't get it.
00:15:59Okay.
00:16:00Long story short, my half-brother Vincent has been trying to kill me.
00:16:04He's incredibly dangerous, so I faked being in a coma to try and lay low for a while.
00:16:10A while?
00:16:11Okay, don't pick.
00:16:12All right?
00:16:12Come on.
00:16:13You met him, by the way.
00:16:14After the wedding?
00:16:15Purple suit?
00:16:16Trying way too hard?
00:16:17Aw, Anne.
00:16:19Pleasure to meet you.
00:16:21Yeah, he seemed way too concerned about you.
00:16:23Yes.
00:16:24Far too concerned.
00:16:25Two years ago, he messed with my medications more than once.
00:16:29That's really bad.
00:16:30Yeah.
00:16:30I have a profitable plan for you.
00:16:33What plan?
00:16:35Dig up everything you can on Vincent.
00:16:37Find anything you can to take him down.
00:16:40I mean, that's what you do, right?
00:16:42That's her thing.
00:16:43Well, I'll have to think about it.
00:16:43You just said he was dangerous.
00:16:47You do this, I'd give you $8 million.
00:16:52Yeah.
00:16:53Think about it.
00:16:54Much more profitable than my mom's baby bonus plan, whatever it is.
00:16:58True.
00:17:01$10 million.
00:17:05Greedy girl.
00:17:08Fine.
00:17:09Deal.
00:17:14For once, Grandma got it right.
00:17:16A woman whose whole brain is just money might be exactly what I need.
00:17:21Oh, my God.
00:17:22We're all going to die.
00:17:24Oh, I know.
00:17:33Oh, I'm here for an interview.
00:17:35Miss Bellucci sent me.
00:17:36Madam, can I see your work badge?
00:17:38Sure.
00:17:45Uh, right.
00:17:46About that.
00:17:47Um, I can't seem to find it at the moment, but maybe I can show you a business card instead?
00:17:53I'm sorry, miss.
00:17:54I cannot let you enter.
00:17:56Oh.
00:17:58Oh, what is it this time?
00:18:00Another paparazzi trying to sneak in?
00:18:02Do people still fall for tricks this cheap?
00:18:04Madam, she claims Mrs. Bellucci sent her, but she does not have a work badge.
00:18:11Her?
00:18:12Ugh, please.
00:18:13She looks like she just walked off a construction site.
00:18:16There's no way Shonda sent her.
00:18:18I have a photo with Miss Bellucci, if that helps prove it.
00:18:22Then show me.
00:18:24Okay.
00:18:26Now.
00:18:39Oh, please.
00:18:40If you're going to fake a photo, at least make it be something believable.
00:18:44I can't believe you had the guts to Photoshop yourself into a wedding picture with Louis.
00:18:49And ask his bride, no less.
00:18:51Photoshop?
00:18:51I did not Photoshop this.
00:18:53That is me.
00:18:54Keep dreaming.
00:18:57I've seen plenty like you before.
00:18:59The stench of cheap desperation, it really stinks.
00:19:03Okay, I am not going to waste my breath on you, so I'll just call Mrs. Bellucci myself.
00:19:08Go right ahead.
00:19:13Please leave your message.
00:19:15Oh.
00:19:16I can't believe this gold-digging whore actually thinks she knows Shonda.
00:19:19But I almost admire her nerve, really, I do.
00:19:22Most people in your position would die of embarrassment and humiliation.
00:19:26But, hey, the next time you want to play a high society, how about you dust off your cheap clothes
00:19:31first?
00:19:33She is a real fake, then.
00:19:35We'll have her removed immediately.
00:19:36Get her out of my sight.
00:19:37Get off me.
00:19:38I can walk myself out, okay?
00:19:41Some movie star you are, huh?
00:19:43So glamorous on screen, but some trashy in real life.
00:19:48You think I'm low class?
00:19:50Fine.
00:19:51I will just be a low class paparazzi waiting to right your scandal myself.
00:19:57How dare you, you little bitch?
00:19:59You think you can humiliate me?
00:20:01People like you spend their whole lives crawling in the dirt.
00:20:04You're a freaking psycho.
00:20:05You really don't know who I am, do you?
00:20:07I'm the man heiress.
00:20:09Our family has been close with the Belluccis for generations.
00:20:12With one single phone call,
00:20:14I can make sure you never work in this industry again.
00:20:18Believe me, I can.
00:20:24If you beg, though,
00:20:26I might still forgive you out of the kindness of my heart.
00:20:29Now, let's see.
00:20:30Why don't you lick the dirt off my heel,
00:20:32and I'll let you go, okay?
00:20:34Charlotte?
00:20:35I just saw the news.
00:20:37She's really Louis' new bride.
00:20:39What?
00:20:43What?
00:20:45That...
00:20:45That bitch!
00:20:47How would she possibly be Louis' bride?
00:20:49Now do you see it?
00:20:50You two, grab her!
00:20:53What are you doing?
00:20:58Their liquidity's been shaky for months, okay?
00:21:00We don't have to do anything yet.
00:21:01Just leave the hint to the partners,
00:21:03let the market do the rest.
00:21:04On it, sir.
00:21:06Just so you're aware,
00:21:08Miss Morris is on Charlotte's film set for the interview,
00:21:10and something seems to have gone wrong.
00:21:13What?
00:21:14Okay, I know what Charlotte's like on a film set.
00:21:16Let's go.
00:21:17Checking it out.
00:21:18Sir, we're going there in person.
00:21:19And you're driving.
00:21:23You know,
00:21:24I was actually planning on meeting
00:21:26Louis' new bride sometime soon,
00:21:29but
00:21:29I just didn't expect you'd come to me first.
00:21:32Ugh.
00:21:33And it turns out
00:21:34you're just a cheap,
00:21:35trashy little paparazzi.
00:21:37Ugh.
00:21:38I guess you actually think you deserve Louis.
00:21:41I get it.
00:21:43You're one of those people
00:21:44who had a crush on Louis or something, right?
00:21:46Or maybe on the Belucci's money.
00:21:49It's too bad it didn't work out for you.
00:21:50Dare you talk to me like that?
00:21:53Well, fine, you'll leave me no choice.
00:21:54I'll just have to teach you a lesson.
00:21:56What about if I just
00:21:58strip you naked
00:21:59and throw you out into the street
00:22:01and show everyone
00:22:02what a cheap little whore you really are?
00:22:04Take the fight, okay?
00:22:06I'll strip you good for...
00:22:07Ow!
00:22:08I'm just too...
00:22:09Ruggly!
00:22:09You're the...
00:22:11Stop!
00:22:12Let go of her.
00:22:13It's you?
00:22:18Stop!
00:22:19Let go of her.
00:22:21It's you?
00:22:23Guess it's my turn to save you,
00:22:25Miss Lawyer.
00:22:26Here.
00:22:28What?
00:22:30So you're at it again, huh?
00:22:32Bullying people weaker than you?
00:22:34Zach, what the hell has gotten into you?
00:22:36And whose boyfriend are you?
00:22:38And how did you two even meet?
00:22:39Spare me, Charlotte.
00:22:41You and I only dated
00:22:43because our agents told us to.
00:22:44Nobody believed that was real,
00:22:46least of all you.
00:22:48Oh, Steve,
00:22:50from the Belushi Group.
00:22:52What are you doing here?
00:22:54Miss Anne,
00:22:55it's come to my attention
00:22:55that you've had a physical altercation
00:22:57with Miss Mann.
00:22:59Are you hurt?
00:23:00What, did they screw up your prescription?
00:23:01She's covered in marks.
00:23:03Yeah.
00:23:04Caught a few hits.
00:23:08Steve, don't hesitate.
00:23:10Let Anne slap her back.
00:23:12Miss Mann,
00:23:14I'm sure you're aware
00:23:15that your behavior
00:23:16towards any member
00:23:17of the Belushi family
00:23:18is completely unacceptable.
00:23:22Miss Anne,
00:23:24you took several hits.
00:23:25My recommendation,
00:23:27strike back immediately.
00:23:28You have the full backing
00:23:29of the Belushi family.
00:23:31No need to hesitate.
00:23:33Yeah, tell you what,
00:23:34I've got some dirt on Charlotte, too.
00:23:36Shouldn't waste the opportunity
00:23:37while we're both here.
00:23:37Go on, hit her.
00:23:43Well.
00:23:58You know,
00:24:00you really do deserve the slap,
00:24:01but I'm not going to be
00:24:03an asshole like you.
00:24:07Thanks.
00:24:08Anne, Anne.
00:24:10Anne.
00:24:12Give me my script.
00:24:14This is my set.
00:24:17Sir, do we go ahead
00:24:18with slapping Charlotte?
00:24:20Anne made her choice.
00:24:21Let's hold off for now.
00:24:24Anne.
00:24:25Anne.
00:24:29Zach,
00:24:30thank you for your help
00:24:31back there, really,
00:24:32but I'm married,
00:24:33and if you're looking
00:24:34for someone to
00:24:35hook up with
00:24:36to kill your boring
00:24:37Friday night,
00:24:38I am not that person.
00:24:39Well, that'd be nice,
00:24:41but no.
00:24:42I just came to give you this.
00:24:44Oh, and you got mine, still.
00:24:47Right, sorry.
00:24:48Here.
00:24:49Oh my god, no, keep it.
00:24:49I was joking.
00:24:51I was going to return
00:24:52something to you
00:24:53that was just in
00:24:54the right breast pocket there.
00:24:57My badge.
00:24:59I thought I lost this
00:25:00for good.
00:25:00Yeah, you left it
00:25:01on your fake
00:25:01lawyering day.
00:25:02Right.
00:25:04Um,
00:25:07about in there,
00:25:08I'm sorry.
00:25:09I don't usually
00:25:10talk like that.
00:25:11I believe you.
00:25:14It seems like
00:25:15our vibes warmed up
00:25:16a little bit.
00:25:16You want to grab a drink?
00:25:18I'd love to,
00:25:19again, but, um,
00:25:20I am married,
00:25:21so.
00:25:22Well, I know that,
00:25:23Mrs. Bellucci,
00:25:24but,
00:25:26come on,
00:25:26everyone knows
00:25:27that marriage is fake.
00:25:28Believe me,
00:25:29been there,
00:25:29no judgment,
00:25:30but, uh,
00:25:31you're not actually
00:25:31in love with
00:25:32Sleeping Beauty,
00:25:33are you?
00:25:34It's funny that
00:25:35you call him that,
00:25:35um, but I really
00:25:36have to go,
00:25:37so.
00:25:38Here's my card,
00:25:40and I'll see you around.
00:25:42Bye-bye.
00:25:43Wait,
00:25:44let me drive you home.
00:25:49Is this,
00:25:49keep on,
00:25:52what a cursed day.
00:25:54Nothing is going right,
00:25:55everything is wrong,
00:25:55and Zack,
00:25:56seriously,
00:25:57suddenly playing hero
00:25:59for that nobody?
00:26:05Is that,
00:26:07Zack's car?
00:26:08Who's he waiting for?
00:26:11Probably an actress.
00:26:12We're literally
00:26:13outside the studio.
00:26:14Well,
00:26:14whoever she is,
00:26:16lucky her.
00:26:17Zack is absolutely
00:26:19waiting for you,
00:26:20no question.
00:26:21Surely,
00:26:22he must have realized
00:26:23that he was way
00:26:24out of line earlier,
00:26:26and is waiting
00:26:27to drive me home
00:26:27as an apology.
00:26:39What the hell are you
00:26:40doing, Zack?
00:26:41Open the door,
00:26:42now!
00:26:42The hell am I doing?
00:26:43What the hell are you doing?
00:26:44Why are you yanking
00:26:45on my car?
00:26:47Obviously,
00:26:47you pissed me off
00:26:48earlier.
00:26:49So here's what's happening.
00:26:50You're gonna drive me home,
00:26:52now!
00:26:52Wow, yeah,
00:26:53there is really
00:26:53something wrong with you.
00:26:55Have you seen Anna around?
00:26:56She was just here.
00:26:58What are you talking about?
00:26:59Oh,
00:27:00that little bitch!
00:27:02Right,
00:27:02yeah,
00:27:02why'd I even ask you?
00:27:04What?
00:27:04Damn,
00:27:05she probably left
00:27:05without waiting for me.
00:27:07Without waiting for me.
00:27:07Well,
00:27:08you know what they say.
00:27:09What did they say?
00:27:10Zack,
00:27:10what?
00:27:12Zack!
00:27:17Zack!
00:27:19That's rough.
00:27:20Was she trying to get in the car
00:27:22and got shut down publicly?
00:27:24Man,
00:27:24I'm embarrassed for her.
00:27:26Wait,
00:27:27hold on.
00:27:28Isn't that Charlotte Mann,
00:27:30the famous actress?
00:27:32Really?
00:27:32Charlotte
00:27:33just got rejected?
00:27:35I'm texting my friends.
00:27:39Oh my god.
00:27:40Are you okay?
00:27:41Try that,
00:27:42little bitch!
00:27:43I'm gonna kill her!
00:27:45No!
00:27:52Welcome home.
00:27:55How's it going?
00:27:56Good.
00:27:58Good.
00:27:59Did anything
00:27:59happen today?
00:28:02Did anybody bully you?
00:28:03Any handsome stranger
00:28:05try to rescue you?
00:28:07Are you the one
00:28:08that sent Steve?
00:28:10I should have known
00:28:11it was you.
00:28:12You don't have to thank me.
00:28:14But if I'd known
00:28:15you and Zack
00:28:15were so close,
00:28:16I wouldn't have had
00:28:16sent Steve.
00:28:17Okay,
00:28:18Zack and I only met once.
00:28:19He's
00:28:20just very
00:28:21kind-hearted.
00:28:24So kind-hearted
00:28:25that he's
00:28:25trying to help
00:28:26nurse a married woman?
00:28:28It's none of your business,
00:28:30okay?
00:28:30Well,
00:28:31that kind of hurts.
00:28:32I came fully prepared
00:28:33to care.
00:28:36Fine.
00:28:37Only because I don't
00:28:38want my face to Bruce.
00:28:42I'm going to come
00:28:43with you.
00:28:46How'd you hurt your knee?
00:28:49I'm going to come
00:29:12The ointment?
00:29:13Yeah, right, sorry, yeah, the ointment.
00:29:23He said, how did you hurt your knee?
00:29:26On the type of other trips over air?
00:29:29It was, um, before Steve got there.
00:29:32That asshole I was supposed to interview.
00:29:35Nothing new.
00:29:37Industry's full of people like that.
00:29:38Okay, well, if you come across another asshole, just let me know, handily.
00:29:42You're being weirdly sweet today.
00:29:44It's very suspicious.
00:29:46I'm being practical, okay?
00:29:47You shouldn't have to deal with idiots.
00:29:49Inefficient, all right?
00:29:51Focus on what matters.
00:29:53Tracking down my brother.
00:29:54Okay.
00:29:55Whatever you say.
00:30:04Oh my god.
00:30:08Oh my god.
00:30:10Charlotte got recast?
00:30:13Charlotte's no longer involved in this project.
00:30:15After the stunt she pulled today, she's not getting work for a long time.
00:30:20How do you know so much about that?
00:30:23Did you make the call?
00:30:25It's easy.
00:30:26No big deal, right?
00:30:27No need to thank me.
00:30:28Look at you.
00:30:31I might actually start liking you.
00:30:37Uh, I'm gonna go to bed.
00:30:39I'm getting kind of tired.
00:30:42Night.
00:30:43Good night.
00:30:48You are too best.
00:30:49I'm sorry, ma'am.
00:30:50You are not permitted inside.
00:30:52Not permitted?
00:30:53I work here.
00:30:55Not anymore.
00:30:56This is bullshit.
00:30:57Let me in, or I'm going to...
00:30:59This is all because of that little bitch!
00:31:02Charlotte?
00:31:03I think you should see this.
00:31:04What now?
00:31:05A five million dollar reward.
00:31:07Give me that.
00:31:09Oh.
00:31:11Five million, huh?
00:31:13For a baby?
00:31:16Well, looks like my chance finally showed up.
00:31:21Ha ha ha.
00:31:22Don't put it in.
00:31:23Just stop it.
00:31:41They say this stuff could make even a coma patient operator.
00:31:46Once he loses control, they'll have to accept me.
00:31:49Ha ha ha.
00:31:57Shonda, I brought you the latest hat bag.
00:32:21Shonda, I brought you the latest hat bag.
00:32:28Louis?
00:32:30Are you there?
00:32:37Oh.
00:32:38Poor coma boy.
00:32:40How could I possibly expect you to answer me?
00:32:44Hmm.
00:32:55Looks like it's really kicking in.
00:32:57I did good, didn't I?
00:33:10Are you kidding me?
00:33:15Hello?
00:33:18Yes, fine.
00:33:19I'll be there in a few minutes.
00:33:23This isn't over, Louis.
00:33:25Not by a long shift.
00:33:37Louis, what's wrong?
00:33:43Louis, what's wrong?
00:33:45I don't know what's happening to me right now.
00:33:48I want you so badly.
00:33:51I'm right here.
00:34:11Wait, wait.
00:34:13I gotta know you want this too.
00:34:16Yeah?
00:34:44I don't know.
00:34:47Oh my God, my arm is killing me.
00:34:50Yeah, mine too.
00:34:57Would you mind unlocking me?
00:34:58I'm so sorry. I am so sorry.
00:35:02I got that yesterday. I thought we might as well try it.
00:35:06As long as you had fun.
00:35:09I take full responsibility about last night.
00:35:13Don't make it sound so intense. It was just one night.
00:35:15Okay. Let me look for the key.
00:35:17What do you mean just one night?
00:35:19It means what it means.
00:35:24You are being released.
00:35:27Anne, are you in there?
00:35:33Anne, are you in there?
00:35:34You missed breakfast. You should at least have some lunch.
00:35:37Yes. Yeah, I will be down in just a minute.
00:35:40Anne, what are you doing?
00:35:42You turn it the other way.
00:35:44I'm trying.
00:35:44I'm coming in right now.
00:35:49Oh.
00:35:50Morning.
00:35:51Wow.
00:35:52Last night was quite productive.
00:35:56Anne, you certainly have the imagination.
00:36:01Yeah, I get that a lot.
00:36:04I'm just...
00:36:05I'm very committed to earning that $5 million bonus.
00:36:09Well, I'll leave you to it.
00:36:12Oh, and don't forget to come down for lunch later.
00:36:14Yes.
00:36:19Oh, my God.
00:36:21That was close.
00:36:23Hey.
00:36:25Are you okay?
00:36:26Why aren't you saying anything?
00:36:30It's an evil lot.
00:36:36Look, I meant what I said earlier about taking responsibility.
00:36:40What else do you think there is to do?
00:36:43I mean, we already got married.
00:36:44That was kind of the irresponsible thing.
00:36:46I mean, you're, like, tough to deal with sometimes,
00:36:49but, like, I'm, I mean, like, making more of an effort to, like, like you and care for you.
00:36:54Wow.
00:36:56Thanks.
00:36:58That's probably the worst confession I've ever heard.
00:37:01Whatever.
00:37:02I'm not really looking to date anyone right now anyway.
00:37:05I mean, priorities are my career and making money.
00:37:08I see.
00:37:11See what?
00:37:13Hey, Steve.
00:37:15Uh, I needed an immediate acquisition of, uh, what's your company called?
00:37:20AD Studios.
00:37:21Of AD Studios.
00:37:22Do this right away.
00:37:23Once you get full ownership, transfer it to Ann Morris.
00:37:26Yeah.
00:37:27Right now.
00:37:31What are you doing?
00:37:32That is not what I meant.
00:37:33Stop.
00:37:33You said you wanted money and power.
00:37:35I'm giving you both.
00:37:36Oh, God.
00:37:37You are impossible to talk to.
00:37:38Take it back.
00:37:39Now.
00:37:41Steve, hold off on that.
00:37:42I have to figure out what Mrs. Bellucci actually wants.
00:37:46It's your problem.
00:37:55Men and their ideas.
00:37:57It's truly horrifying.
00:38:01I just need to take this scandal shot,
00:38:05get the money,
00:38:07and disappear.
00:38:14Oh, hey.
00:38:16Zach.
00:38:16What a coincidence.
00:38:18Ann, it's good to see you.
00:38:20You can let go now?
00:38:22Oh, why would I do that?
00:38:23You're literally falling for me.
00:38:25Mmm.
00:38:26A bit greasy.
00:38:28That's a fair critique.
00:38:29In my defense, I thought it was a good pun at the time.
00:38:33What are you doing all geared up?
00:38:34Where are you headed?
00:38:34I actually am headed to investigate some very classified, unspeakable stuff.
00:38:41Hmm.
00:38:43You know, I think I recognize that guy.
00:38:46What guy?
00:38:47The guy in the picture sticking out of your very classified and unspeakable little bag.
00:38:59Mind if I take a closer look?
00:39:02Yeah, why not?
00:39:13Okay, uh, dig into your memory.
00:39:15Where do you know him from?
00:39:17Oh, yeah.
00:39:19This guy's been in pictures with some of my mafia buddies.
00:39:22Mafia buddies?
00:39:24You have mafia buddies.
00:39:26The Carruccios.
00:39:27It's funny, uh, when you're making your indie film, you make some strange friends.
00:39:32Uh-huh.
00:39:33Yeah.
00:39:34They just love westerns.
00:39:36Tried to get them in as extras, but those guys do not take direction.
00:39:41Hey, mister.
00:39:44Why I'll buy some flowers?
00:39:46Get some for your girlfriend.
00:39:48I'll give you a couple's discount.
00:39:49Oh, no, we're...
00:39:50We'll take the whole bunch.
00:39:55It's for you.
00:39:58Thank you, mister.
00:39:59You really did not have to do that.
00:40:02Come on, kid's just trying to make a living.
00:40:04Yeah.
00:40:05I guess it helps him out, so...
00:40:10Hey, and, um...
00:40:12I had something important to tell you.
00:40:19Hey, and, um...
00:40:21I had something important to tell you.
00:40:23Yep.
00:40:25Shit!
00:40:26I had something...
00:40:44It's too bad about the flowers.
00:40:46Um, what were you gonna say earlier?
00:40:52Nothing.
00:40:53Nothing important.
00:40:54Come on.
00:40:55Let's go.
00:41:05What the hell happened here?
00:41:07A bunch of people stormed in here earlier, and they, uh, trashed your desk.
00:41:12You guys didn't try to stop them?
00:41:14They looked way too scary.
00:41:16We were not about to die for your desk.
00:41:18Why would they even do that?
00:41:21Maybe you should check the gossip headlines yourself.
00:41:27Caught on camera.
00:41:29Notorious paparazzi Anne Morris spotted on a street date with movie star Zac Efron.
00:41:34Rumor has it...
00:41:35What is this bullshit?
00:41:36Who even wrote this?
00:41:37Who even wrote this?
00:41:39Flash grid?
00:41:40Come on, I pose as a fake lawyer wants to scare them.
00:41:43Did they have to go this far just for revenge?
00:41:50Anne Morris!
00:41:51Anne Morris!
00:41:51Over here!
00:41:51Are you the reason he and Charlotte split?
00:41:54Did you break them up?
00:41:55She doesn't deserve him!
00:41:57You ruined the cutest couple ever, you homewrecker!
00:42:00Oh my god, this is the worst.
00:42:30Who is that guy?
00:42:33Is it possible that's Luis Bellucci?
00:42:35No, wait.
00:42:36That's Luis Bellucci.
00:42:36He's been in a coma.
00:42:37Everyone knows that.
00:42:38Okay.
00:42:40Whatever misunderstandings there may be, whatever rumors you may have heard, does not give you
00:42:44the right to attack my wife.
00:42:46Stop it now!
00:42:48Or the Bellucci group will not hesitate to take legal action.
00:42:51That's really Luis Bellucci.
00:42:53The heir.
00:42:54Mr. Bellucci, when did you marry Anne Morris?
00:42:56And do you realize that she is a notoriously infamous paparazzi?
00:43:01Mr. Bellucci, if I'm not mistaken, weren't you in a coma?
00:43:05When did you wake up?
00:43:06Let me clear some things up for you.
00:43:09Number one.
00:43:10Yes, I woke up recently.
00:43:12My health is no longer a concern.
00:43:14Number two.
00:43:15What happened yesterday?
00:43:16There seems to be some misunderstandings.
00:43:19Zach is a trusted business partner of mine.
00:43:21Twisting photos into some scandalous thing is not only irresponsible, it's just a waste
00:43:26of time.
00:43:27Number three.
00:43:29Body in.
00:43:30We have been in love since the moment we got married.
00:43:33She is a wonderful person and deserves all your respect.
00:43:37Obviously, whatever she chooses to pursue, I will back her.
00:43:42Wow.
00:43:43The Bellucci heir looks nothing like those rumors about him being old and ugly.
00:43:48He's actually insanely good looking.
00:43:52Maybe we got this whole thing wrong.
00:43:53I mean, why would Anne cheat with Zach if she is just standing next to her?
00:43:57We have been in love since the day we got married.
00:43:59She is a wonderful person and deserves your respect.
00:44:03What?
00:44:04What?
00:44:05Get out of here!
00:44:06Linda, what now?
00:44:09Whatever she decides to pursue, I will back her.
00:44:11Is that Louis Bellucci?
00:44:14Isn't he supposed to be basically a vegetable?
00:44:17I know.
00:44:18Weren't the rumors saying that he was old and ugly and practically dying?
00:44:23Why does he look that handsome?
00:44:25Oh my god!
00:44:26Why is this happening?
00:44:28Why does Anne get all the luck?
00:44:30Refusing to marry him is the stupidest decision I've made in my entire life!
00:44:37Linda?
00:44:40Linda!
00:44:41Linda!
00:44:45Now, I feel like I've answered all your questions as kindly and as calmly as I possibly could.
00:44:50But hear me now.
00:44:52If rumors like this come up again, and there is anything about my wife or the Bellucci group,
00:44:58I will sue immediately.
00:45:03Good day.
00:45:06Oh, thank you.
00:45:08Really, thank you.
00:45:10Come on.
00:45:12Let's go home.
00:45:13Yes.
00:45:18Oh my god.
00:45:20Oh my god.
00:45:23Oh my god.
00:45:26Thank god you're finally awake.
00:45:28I knew all my daily good deeds would finally pay off one day.
00:45:33Grandma, it's been like half an hour.
00:45:35It's getting a little creepy.
00:45:36Oh, you're right.
00:45:37I might have gone a little overboard.
00:45:40Oh, did I even introduce you to Anne?
00:45:43Uh, yeah.
00:45:44Yeah, we just met.
00:45:46But, uh, it already feels familiar.
00:45:51Yeah.
00:45:53Same for me.
00:45:59Come in.
00:46:01I cleaned your jacket for you.
00:46:04Thank you so much for today.
00:46:05For taking all those hits from me.
00:46:08That's what husbands are supposed to do.
00:46:13Do you want to sit?
00:46:19Well, now that you're publicly awake, uh, have you thought about what's next?
00:46:26Honestly, no.
00:46:27No, today was pretty much all impulse.
00:46:30I still got my head on straight, don't worry.
00:46:33If you want, I can write something up for you, polish your business image a bit.
00:46:36No, you don't have to rush to pay me back, okay?
00:46:38I met what I said.
00:46:39I take responsibility.
00:46:41Yeah.
00:46:43I know.
00:46:57Oh, my God.
00:46:58I totally forgot.
00:47:00I came here to tell you something super important.
00:47:04Oh, my God.
00:47:06I totally forgot.
00:47:07I came here to tell you something super important.
00:47:09Okay.
00:47:09All right.
00:47:10Yeah, what is it?
00:47:11I found out that your brother Vincent might have some ties to the mob.
00:47:14Okay, yeah.
00:47:15Makes sense.
00:47:16I tapped some connections, did some light stalking, and I found out that on Friday he's meeting
00:47:21with the mob at an abandoned factory up north.
00:47:23They're cooking up some kind of underground deal.
00:47:27I'm impressed.
00:47:29By you, not by Vincent, obviously.
00:47:33I know.
00:47:34And on Friday, I'm going to go myself and see what they're up to.
00:47:37No, no.
00:47:38I'll send my guys.
00:47:39I can't risk that.
00:47:40That's too dangerous.
00:47:41No, that's...
00:47:42Trust me.
00:47:42It's the kind of thing that I should handle.
00:47:45Besides, I won't be alone.
00:47:47What do you mean?
00:47:48Well, I'm going to find an assistant.
00:47:51Preferably someone quick, smart, and good in a fight.
00:47:57Okay.
00:47:57I see what you're saying.
00:47:59All right.
00:48:00I'll go with you.
00:48:01Okay.
00:48:01Come on.
00:48:02I'm not letting Chanda murder me for dragging you out.
00:48:04I'm responsible for my subcontractor's health.
00:48:07Okay?
00:48:07Don't worry about Chanda.
00:48:09We'll sneak out anyway.
00:48:12Okay.
00:48:13Okay?
00:48:14Sounds kind of funny.
00:48:39Sorry.
00:48:40Are you sure no one's going to snap us in a place like this?
00:48:44You know, I've been doing this five years.
00:48:46Turns out the most dangerous places are where you're the safest.
00:48:49Okay.
00:48:54Oops.
00:48:55Sorry.
00:48:55I forgot to turn the flash off.
00:49:03It's not funny.
00:49:04Now I know why the paparazzi is all over you.
00:49:06You're way too easy to spot.
00:49:09Sir?
00:49:11You may want to see this.
00:49:16Always causing trouble.
00:49:18Let's go.
00:49:19Where?
00:49:20The seat from Shaq.
00:49:21And you're driving.
00:49:31Thanks, man.
00:49:32So, have you thought at all about that exclusive interview?
00:49:35Don't do those every day.
00:49:37Of course.
00:49:38I mean, after our latest scandal, we both have plenty of buzz.
00:49:42That interview would be huge.
00:49:44I hope so.
00:49:45But, uh, judging from your outfit today, I don't know if you fully adapted to the celebrity lifestyle.
00:49:50Okay, don't remind me.
00:49:52You have no idea what I went through that day.
00:49:54I literally escaped the office under a bunch of flying food.
00:49:59But Louis showed up, so that was helpful.
00:50:03Well, it sure was convenient timing for him.
00:50:06I was coming to help you.
00:50:07I just...
00:50:08I'd never market it.
00:50:09It's okay.
00:50:10This exclusive totally makes up for it.
00:50:13You know, I've never done one of these before.
00:50:16What do I get?
00:50:19Um...
00:50:21Well, I can...
00:50:22How about I serve you a crab leg?
00:50:40You guys mind if I join?
00:50:41Louis?
00:50:42What are you doing here?
00:50:43Photos of you already online.
00:50:45I thought I was your husband.
00:50:47It was my responsibility to show up, you know.
00:50:49Make sure no scandals happen.
00:50:52Like someone hitting on a married woman.
00:50:56Like someone hitting on a married woman.
00:50:59Wow, that is incredible.
00:51:01You've only been awake, what, three, four hours?
00:51:04And already you're letting your insecurity talk.
00:51:07I'm just here to make sure that, uh...
00:51:09No questionable people...
00:51:11Get close to my wife.
00:51:13Call it a responsibility, you know?
00:51:16I mean, you did already ruin her reputation last time, right?
00:51:19So I'm not responsible enough to marry her while I'm deep in a coma.
00:51:22Box in her entire life as a result.
00:51:24Okay, I think there has been a misunderstanding.
00:51:27Louis, Zach, very nicely asked me to do this exclusive interview for him.
00:51:31That is why we're having lunch today.
00:51:33Oh, an exclusive interview.
00:51:36That sounds interesting.
00:51:38Maybe they should ask you about your dating history.
00:51:41There's probably a lot of interesting stuff there, huh?
00:51:44Yeah, there's a ton.
00:51:45I've gotten up to a bunch the past couple years.
00:51:47It's the type of thing that you can do when you're not unconscious.
00:51:49Okay, how about we all eat some seafood?
00:51:52This is a huge combo.
00:51:53I'm just setting boundaries.
00:51:55Something you clearly know nothing about.
00:51:57Oh, I know boundaries.
00:52:00Like not telling Anne what she can and can't do.
00:52:02Not interrupting when she's trying to have a nice dinner with a friend.
00:52:05Oh my god.
00:52:07I think I've had enough of this childish little bickering.
00:52:09So enjoy this feast without me.
00:52:12I'm gonna go.
00:52:13Okay, Anne.
00:52:14Anne!
00:52:19Oh, Lucci, air my ass.
00:52:21Can't even pick up the tab.
00:52:26Hey.
00:52:27Hey, walking away is not a great habit.
00:52:29But I know Zach is incredibly annoying.
00:52:32Well, don't pin it all on him.
00:52:33You act like you're in kindergarten.
00:52:36And now I am seriously worried about tomorrow's investigation.
00:52:38Okay, well, don't be.
00:52:39I'm going with you.
00:52:41Yeah, that's kind of the reason why I'm worried.
00:52:45Just promise me that whenever it happens tomorrow, you follow my lead.
00:52:49Okay?
00:52:50Okay.
00:53:07What?
00:53:09Nice outfit.
00:53:11It's not easy toning down all.
00:53:14Okay, hot guy.
00:53:16Let's move.
00:53:19Oh, no, no, no.
00:53:21We're not taking that.
00:53:22That's way too high key.
00:53:25We're taking that.
00:53:46All right.
00:53:47Do we really need to do this?
00:53:48Yes.
00:53:49Absolutely.
00:53:50This is called low profile.
00:53:51Okay, then why do I feel like everyone's staring and judging me?
00:53:56Probably because you still look good, even if you're squished on the back seat like that.
00:54:01Yeah, I'll keep telling myself that.
00:54:03All right, come on.
00:54:16I think you can let go now.
00:54:18Yeah.
00:54:25Well, here we are.
00:54:27From now on, we travel light.
00:54:30All right.
00:54:31Next piece of gear.
00:54:32Brought something, too.
00:54:34Why did you bring those?
00:54:35In case I need to punch them.
00:54:37Yeah.
00:54:37Keep them under control.
00:54:39Okay, well, let's hope it doesn't come to that.
00:54:43If I recall, you handcuffed me for the entire night the other night.
00:54:49I think it's your turn to see how it feels.
00:54:50Are you?
00:54:50Louis!
00:54:52Can you not be five years old for one second?
00:54:54It's not a big deal.
00:54:55Okay, look.
00:54:56All right?
00:54:57Now we're both handcuffed.
00:54:59See?
00:54:59No big deal.
00:55:00Can you get it off, please?
00:55:01We have to go.
00:55:02I have a key.
00:55:03Relax.
00:55:10Take it off.
00:55:11I think I left it at home.
00:55:13You what?
00:55:14Okay, hold on.
00:55:15Maybe I can get it off without it.
00:55:17Take it off.
00:55:17We just got here, and we already looked like idiots.
00:55:20I'm so sorry.
00:55:22I didn't expect them to be so user hostile.
00:55:25Well, I guess we're stuck like this now.
00:55:28Whatever.
00:55:29We have to go.
00:55:31We have to go.
00:55:40Why did that idiot have to wake up now?
00:55:44This ruins the whole plan.
00:55:47He's roasting you.
00:55:52I'm going to get my recorder.
00:55:57Okay.
00:55:59I'm going to follow my lead.
00:56:06Welp.
00:56:15Welp.
00:56:16I guess the poison I used on Louis Bellucci was way too mild.
00:56:20That moron actually woke up.
00:56:23Reed, have you seen?
00:56:25No.
00:56:25We handled everything clean.
00:56:27Good.
00:56:28Good.
00:56:30And the chairman of the Kennedy Group won't make it do.
00:56:32I want it to clean, fast, and I want it traced to no one.
00:56:36You got it?
00:56:39And the payment?
00:56:41We still haven't been paid for taking out Kennedy's partners.
00:56:44Last time or the time before.
00:56:46We risk our lives out here, you know.
00:56:48We don't do charity.
00:56:49Yeah.
00:56:49I got it.
00:56:51Relax.
00:56:52Okay?
00:56:53You'll get your money.
00:56:54I'll wire it soon.
00:56:56But, if you help me take out Louis Bellucci and clear the way for me as the CEO of the
00:57:01Bellucci Group, I'll pay double.
00:57:06I've got enough footage.
00:57:07I want to say something.
00:57:08Oh!
00:57:17Who's there?
00:57:19No one gets out of here knowing what happened.
00:57:21Go!
00:57:22Take them out!
00:57:24Oh, gotcha.
00:57:24Go, go, go, go, go, go.
00:57:25All right.
00:57:27All right.
00:57:30No, no, no, no.
00:57:30Come, come, come, come, come, come.
00:57:31Hey, hey, store's off.
00:57:32Come, come.
00:57:33Here.
00:57:36There they are.
00:57:38No.
00:57:40Go.
00:57:45Come on.
00:57:47Come.
00:57:48Help me over here.
00:57:50Come on.
00:57:50Use more muscle, man.
00:57:53Oh, fuck.
00:57:54Fuck.
00:57:55This sounds official, man.
00:57:57I'll have to kill them.
00:57:58Man, fuck it in pants anyways.
00:57:59Fuck this shit.
00:58:00Fuck.
00:58:02Okay.
00:58:03That was terrifying.
00:58:05But, it's an accomplished, though, right?
00:58:08I mean, we basically got your brother to confess to trying to kill you.
00:58:11So, that's helpful.
00:58:13I don't know where to thank you.
00:58:16Sure you do.
00:58:18Just raise the price.
00:58:2012 million.
00:58:2112, okay.
00:58:22Why don't you just aim higher?
00:58:24Why don't you just ask for the shares of the Bellucci Group?
00:58:27Careful.
00:58:27I might actually take you up on that.
00:58:31Okay, well, we're safe for now.
00:58:33But, how are we going to get out of here?
00:58:40It's not even a handle.
00:58:41Shit.
00:58:43How are we going to get out of here?
00:58:50Great.
00:58:54Okay, I think we're stuck in here.
00:58:55Yeah, well, handcuffed in case you forgot.
00:58:58And no service.
00:59:00Does anyone else even know where we are?
00:59:01Steve doesn't even know where I am.
00:59:04I guess we just leave it up to fate.
00:59:14Well, what happened?
00:59:15Where are they?
00:59:15They ran into the room.
00:59:16It was locked.
00:59:18I think they got away.
00:59:20Got away.
00:59:24You're useless.
00:59:25You're both absolutely useless.
00:59:27Did you?
00:59:28Did you at least get a look at their face?
00:59:29What did they look like?
00:59:31A man and a woman.
00:59:33The woman looked like that paparazzi from the recent scandal.
00:59:36Yeah.
00:59:38Recent scandal.
00:59:41And Morris.
00:59:43And the guy with her.
00:59:44It must have been that actor guy.
00:59:45Zach making headlines.
00:59:46Was he good looking?
00:59:48I don't know.
00:59:49Was he cute?
00:59:50Was he hot?
00:59:51Was he beautiful?
00:59:51What is cute?
00:59:52Is good looking.
00:59:54Good looking.
00:59:55Good.
00:59:55Then it's got to be them.
00:59:56Let's go.
00:59:57Let's go get them.
01:00:02I mean, it's not so bad.
01:00:03It could be worse.
01:00:04You know, worst case scenario, they find us in a couple of days.
01:00:07We have the camera.
01:00:08It's all the evidence.
01:00:10Basically, national heroes.
01:00:12Yeah.
01:00:14Honored for exposing your darling brother, who pretends to be a harmless, pretty peacock,
01:00:20but is actually a hitman hiring psychopath.
01:00:23By the way, you guys are brothers.
01:00:25How are you this different?
01:00:27I didn't even know I had a brother until after college.
01:00:30I thought I had the perfect family.
01:00:31And my parents died.
01:00:34And I saw him for the first time at a funeral.
01:00:39That's how I learned my dad was cheating.
01:00:41And I had a half-brother that I didn't even want.
01:00:45So my grandma took him in, and pretty soon he wanted to take over the company.
01:00:50And he poisoned me.
01:00:53More than once.
01:00:56Steve started to handle everything for me, and just tried to make sure he didn't put the company under.
01:01:02You know, sometimes the expectations of everything can just, like, weigh you down.
01:01:07You know?
01:01:10I guess too many expectations is better than none.
01:01:15When my mom died, my dad let my stepmom run everything.
01:01:21None of them believed in me.
01:01:22They didn't want me to succeed.
01:01:25But I just, I pushed through, and I worked really hard and studied, and I'm going to be happier than
01:01:33any of them ever will be.
01:01:36I know you will.
01:01:38I always thought that.
01:01:40If you let me, I'd really like to be there to see it.
01:01:45Yeah.
01:01:47I'd like that.
01:01:50How about this?
01:01:53In two weeks, we get married for real.
01:01:58Okay.
01:01:59Let's do it properly this time.
01:02:01Okay.
01:02:02Okay.
01:02:19You two are together.
01:02:22What's going on?
01:02:23What did I miss?
01:02:25It's not my looks like you.
01:02:26Yes.
01:02:28Well, maybe it is.
01:02:29We are together now.
01:02:31I was gone for one day.
01:02:33What happened?
01:02:34You'll be fine, Zach.
01:02:35Okay?
01:02:37Thank you, by the way.
01:02:38How did you guys even find us?
01:02:40Well, we'd been trying to reach you all day and got nothing.
01:02:43Finally, Zach decided to track your location on your phone.
01:02:48Searched every room in this factory.
01:02:50This storage room is the only one that was left.
01:02:52Got a technician to open the doors.
01:02:55I really appreciate that.
01:02:57Anne and I both really appreciate that.
01:03:01Anne, can I talk to you alone for a second?
01:03:04Uh, would love to, but...
01:03:06Unfortunately, we're a little chained up at the moment, so unless you want me part of that conversation, I don't
01:03:10think so.
01:03:14Oh, how about tomorrow?
01:03:16Gotcha.
01:03:17Um, seems like you two have this sorted.
01:03:21I think I've done my part.
01:03:22I'm going to head out.
01:03:25I'm going to go to a bar.
01:03:27I'm going to get very drunk.
01:03:28I'm going to hook up with a random woman.
01:03:32Maybe a man.
01:03:33Who knows?
01:03:34Don't text me.
01:03:39Listen, you shouldn't have jumped in and answered for me.
01:03:43I'll find the time to talk to him tomorrow.
01:03:45You're right.
01:03:45I'm sorry.
01:03:46I know you can handle it.
01:04:10I can break it to you, but you've been hugging that cocktail and crying for, like, three hours.
01:04:17Come on, man.
01:04:20Oh, it is what it is.
01:04:24Are you sure you don't recognize me, man?
01:04:28Nope.
01:04:32But, since you look so miserable, this one's on me.
01:04:41Judging Jason over here.
01:04:45Welcome to my bar.
01:04:46You look haggard.
01:04:53Oh, boy.
01:04:54I only had two drinks.
01:04:56My tolerance isn't that bad.
01:05:04Zach, watch out!
01:05:05Behind you!
01:05:06Oh, shit!
01:05:08What the fuck, man?
01:05:10You just bought me a drink seconds ago.
01:05:12Oh, my God.
01:05:13Zach.
01:05:13Zach, are you okay?
01:05:15The drink.
01:05:16I'm figuring it out.
01:05:17Zach.
01:05:18Zach, I love you.
01:05:20I'm your number one fan.
01:05:22I've been waiting my whole life for this moment.
01:05:25Sure, yeah.
01:05:26Zach, he's like, you're insane superfan or something.
01:05:28And he drugged my drink.
01:05:30I'm going down soon.
01:05:32We got to run.
01:05:33You're that woman from the scandal.
01:05:35What's that?
01:05:36Mm-hmm.
01:05:37You filthy bitch!
01:05:40I'm going to kill you!
01:05:41Run, run, run!
01:05:42Let's go.
01:05:46Come on, come on, come on.
01:05:47Go right here, go right here.
01:05:50Oh.
01:05:52And this is hitting really hard.
01:05:54I cannot run anymore.
01:05:55You got to stay with me, okay?
01:05:57You'll be fine.
01:05:58And this is a shitload of molly and GHB.
01:06:02I am not going to be awake for very long.
01:06:04You just got to call the cops and leave me now.
01:06:07Dear Zach, where are you?
01:06:11Don't hide from me.
01:06:15Damn it.
01:06:17I'm just a ski kid.
01:06:19I'm going to run away myself.
01:06:21Hey, psycho!
01:06:22You bitch.
01:06:24If you know what's good for you, step aside right now.
01:06:26I might just let you walk away.
01:06:29Not a chance.
01:06:31I'm actually going to teach you a lesson for Zach.
01:06:37Zach here would never like a fan like you.
01:06:41That's all you got?
01:06:43Of course not.
01:06:45You're really pathetic, did you know that?
01:06:47I bet you just pretended to be nice to get close to Zach and drug him.
01:06:50Is that right?
01:06:51You said that you love him, but you can't even show him your true self.
01:06:53It's disgusting.
01:06:54You better stop doing this.
01:06:56You know, the second Zach sees you, he would have run in the other direction
01:06:58because he hates people like you.
01:06:59And he chose me.
01:07:01Not you.
01:07:01Never you.
01:07:02You bitch.
01:07:03I'm going to bash your head in.
01:07:06You don't mean to do that?
01:07:07Ah!
01:07:08Nice!
01:07:12Oh, what?
01:07:14Hey, hey!
01:07:15You okay?
01:07:16Yeah, fine.
01:07:17My arm just hurts a little.
01:07:18Take him to the Bellucci mansion.
01:07:20Don't tell anyone.
01:07:20What?
01:07:21What?
01:07:24What?
01:07:24Um, Zach passed out.
01:07:25The guy drugged him.
01:07:26It's fine.
01:07:26My guys will take him to the hospital.
01:07:28He told me your location.
01:07:29That's how I knew you were here.
01:07:30Really?
01:07:31Yeah.
01:07:32I didn't expect you guys to ever work together.
01:07:38What?
01:07:39What?
01:07:39What?
01:07:40Ah!
01:07:42Ah!
01:07:43Ah!
01:07:43Ah!
01:07:43Ah!
01:07:43Ah!
01:07:44Ah!
01:07:44Ah!
01:07:45Ah!
01:07:46Who sent you?
01:07:47No one!
01:07:48Nobody sent me!
01:07:50I did it myself.
01:07:52I just love Zach.
01:07:53That's all.
01:07:54Oh, really?
01:07:55Let's go over a few things, shall we?
01:07:58You're not a bartender.
01:07:59You just disguised yourself as one tonight.
01:08:02And you just happened to be carrying a sedative?
01:08:04It sure seems like you were after Zach.
01:08:06But the real puzzle is, how did you even know he was going to be there?
01:08:10Stop messing with him.
01:08:12Fine.
01:08:13We already know everything.
01:08:14We unlocked your phone, so we're just giving you a chance to say it yourself.
01:08:18All right.
01:08:18All right.
01:08:19I'll talk.
01:08:21I love Zach.
01:08:23Okay?
01:08:24Last night, this man in the purple suit just suddenly showed up.
01:08:28He said he could help me have Zach.
01:08:31He said he knew people around him and could track his location.
01:08:34Still obsessed with the purple suits?
01:08:37He gave me the sedative.
01:08:39Told me exactly what to do.
01:08:41He said I could have Zach all night as long as I sent some photos afterward of us, you
01:08:49know, together.
01:08:57Okay, that is disgusting.
01:08:59Okay, here's what's going to happen.
01:09:00You're going to call him right now.
01:09:02You're going to say you got something about Zach.
01:09:05You're going to meet him at the park nearby.
01:09:07You got it?
01:09:14So, what's going on, buddy?
01:09:16Figured you'd be busy tonight.
01:09:18Too busy to mess with anyone else, especially me.
01:09:21I am.
01:09:22Right.
01:09:23Introductions.
01:09:24This is Charlotte.
01:09:25She helped us track Zach's phone.
01:09:26And apparently you have some huge dirt on Zach that she insisted on being here to hear
01:09:31for herself.
01:09:32You really are delightfully wicked, aren't you?
01:09:34All right, enough.
01:09:35Okay, so spill it already.
01:09:37What's this zapping?
01:09:40I'm...
01:09:42I'm...
01:09:42Sorry.
01:09:46Wait, no.
01:09:47What's going on?
01:09:48Vincent Bellucci?
01:09:50Charlemagne, you're under arrest for conspiracy to commit murder and aggravated assault.
01:09:55What?
01:09:56This must be some sort of mistake.
01:09:57You can't arrest me.
01:09:58Do you idiots have any idea who I am?
01:10:03Well, we...
01:10:05We already collected all the evidence, so...
01:10:08And you're a witness, so...
01:10:10Well, he's over there.
01:10:12No.
01:10:13No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
01:10:14This is a setup.
01:10:15You think you can frame me?
01:10:18You don't know, buddy.
01:10:19How...
01:10:19All right, enough.
01:10:21You're done, Vincent.
01:10:23Everything you did led you to here.
01:10:25You can't stop me.
01:10:27You don't know who I am.
01:10:30Sir, you're a genius.
01:10:32Oh, ah!
01:10:35When the bat hit me, that's killing me now.
01:10:38Okay, come on.
01:10:39I'll take you.
01:10:44Do I really have to share a room with him?
01:10:46Oh, please.
01:10:47You think I enjoy this?
01:10:48It gives me a headache looking at your gaunt face every day.
01:10:51You look like a haunted Victorian child.
01:10:53Okay, show some respect, man.
01:10:54I'm your rescuer.
01:10:55I saved you from a very yucky situation with that bartender.
01:10:59Okay, if your blind brother hadn't gotten us mixed up,
01:11:02I would never have been in this situation to begin with.
01:11:04Okay, I have had enough of this.
01:11:06You two are acting like children.
01:11:08I'll lead you two to argue together,
01:11:09and I'm gonna go find some peace.
01:11:12Don't kill each other.
01:11:36I'll be right back here.
01:11:41I'll steal it back.
01:11:43I promise I'm not gonna give you that chance.
01:11:49In two weeks, we're gonna do a proper wedding.
01:11:51You should come.
01:11:53You're an important witness.
01:11:58Wouldn't miss it.
01:12:04The bride is entering.
01:12:05Please, all rise for her.
01:12:07I never thought it happened on me.
01:12:15A stolen glance at the wedding.
01:12:18I'm so moved.
01:12:27I can't handle scenes like this.
01:12:31Dearly beloved, we are gathered today to witness the union of Louis Belushi and Anne Morris.
01:12:39Louis, Anne, I'll ask you to share your vows and affirm that you entered this marriage willingly and wholeheartedly.
01:12:50I do.
01:12:53I do.
01:12:54Seriously, can't this guy show up to one wedding without being injured?
01:12:58Who knows?
01:13:00Who knows?
01:13:00Who knows?
01:13:00Maybe it's a type of romance.
01:13:02Louis, you may kiss the bride.
01:13:04All right.
01:13:04To me too.
01:13:06Do you want to get closer?
01:13:10Say it's true.
01:13:14Don't be shy.
01:13:18I can feel it move.
01:13:21Say it's free, say it's pretend.
01:13:24Why can't I want to just let it end?
01:13:28Say it's free.
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