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00:09To secure an early retirement, I joined a secret surrogacy program to carry a test-tube
00:13baby for a mysterious client.
00:15I'm warning you again.
00:18Absolute confidentiality about the president's identity.
00:20Not a single word.
00:21Otherwise, you won't live to see another sunrise.
00:33Mr. President, eyes on me.
00:46Take your clothes off.
00:53Three years by his side, taking down his enemies, handling the press.
00:58I'm the one who deserves to stand next to him.
01:01The first one to bear my heir becomes the first lady.
01:17Not long after, the other women in the surrogacy program started getting pregnant one by one.
01:22I was the last one to find out I was pregnant.
01:25Once I have this baby, I'll take the money and go.
01:28First lady?
01:29Nah, that's not in the cards for me.
01:31Nurse?
01:32Doctor?
01:32Surrogate number one just had her baby.
01:34It's a boy.
01:35Leah, guess that locks up the first lady spot for her.
01:38The second the president saw the kid, he had her and the baby kicked out, said the baby she had
01:42was some other guy's bastard.
01:43Wait!
01:44She actually hooked up with someone else during the surrogacy program?
01:46I thought it was just number one being crazy enough to try it.
01:49But then, one by one, the other women had their babies.
01:51The president took one look at each and knew they weren't his.
01:54Every last one of them got kicked out.
01:56Take your bastard and get lost.
01:57Sorry, Mr. President, just give me another chance.
01:59I swear I can give you a child.
02:00Before I knew it, it was the day I went into labor.
02:05Come on, push!
02:06Give it everything!
02:07Baby's almost here!
02:15One last push!
02:16Come on, you can do it!
02:17The baby's here!
02:19A healthy baby!
02:22Monster!
02:23Monster!
02:27What's wrong?
02:31What the hell?
02:32I just gave birth to...
02:34Dog pups?
02:36How does a woman give birth to dogs?
02:38Oh no, this is bad.
02:40The president won't even need a test.
02:42No!
02:43Just one look and he'll know this isn't his.
02:45I'm definitely getting kicked out now.
02:47And the money?
02:48Gone.
02:52What's going on here?
03:01What should I do?
03:02What should I do?
03:11Where's my baby?
03:17Tell me, where is my child?
03:19Mr. President, I'm so sorry.
03:22I let you down.
03:23Sorry for what?
03:24I lied.
03:25I...
03:27I wasn't pregnant.
03:29That wasn't a baby coming out.
03:30That was...
03:30That was a massive, toxic, waist-level crap.
03:34One whiff and the guy dropped like a fly.
03:38A fake pregnancy?
03:40So you mean my whole medical team can't tell if a woman's pregnant or not?
03:43That's because I was so desperate to get pregnant with your baby.
03:46I took all kinds of hormone shots and it made me look pregnant.
03:49Today I just ate too much and had to go.
03:55What was that sound?
04:03Mr. President, you should stay back.
04:05I just went.
04:06It's pretty rank.
04:07So I skipped a budget hearing and a National Security Council meeting and waited two hours here just for you
04:13to take a crap?
04:15Mr. President, I really didn't mean for this to happen.
04:19Just give me more time.
04:20I promise I'll get pregnant with your baby.
04:23I won't waste my sperm on you anymore.
04:26But what about the surrogacy money?
04:28After playing me like this, you'll work as a cleaner in the White House until you've paid off your debt.
04:33What?
04:37No money.
04:38And now I'm stuck working for free.
04:40What a joke.
04:41You two little troublemakers.
04:43You totally screwed me.
04:45If it weren't for you, who knows?
04:46Maybe I'd be first lady now.
04:54Okay, that doesn't sound like any dog I've ever heard.
04:57Eh, whatever.
04:58But hey, you're mine, right?
05:02You guys hungry?
05:03You hungry?
05:14Wait, you don't want to nurse, do you?
05:19All right, fine.
05:20Breastfeeding a couple of dogs.
05:22I guess that's just what happens when you're their mom.
05:29Drink up.
05:33Now that's what I call my kids.
05:34Already drinking in style.
05:36You two are going places.
05:38Looks like mom's retirement plan is riding on you little furballs now.
05:44What the hell?
05:45I mean, I was definitely implanted with the president's sperm.
05:48So how the hell did I end up with puppies?
05:53Whose dog is this?
05:55You hurt?
05:56Hey, easy now.
05:58I won't bite.
05:59Wow, I've never seen a dog as big as you before.
06:03Could it be him?
06:06Nah, I'm definitely going crazy.
06:14Mommy, hug.
06:18You two?
06:19We're the puppies?
06:20How do puppies just turn into kids?
06:22And they're already big and can talk.
06:23What kind of freak show did I give birth to?
06:25Mommy!
06:27Their cheeks are soft and warm.
06:30Feels just like regular kids.
06:33Mommy, hugs.
06:35Okay, okay.
06:37Mommy's good babies.
06:39Puppy kids, whatever.
06:41You're mine and that's all that matters.
06:45Those two little monsters eat more every day.
06:47This might just last them one day.
06:50What, they're not feeding you enough at the White House?
06:53I just don't want to waste anything.
06:55You're always talking about saving food, so I'm supporting you.
06:58Just focus on paying off your debt.
07:00Don't try anything cute.
07:02I, I get it.
07:10Bro, do you think Mom will be mad that we snucked out?
07:13Mom worked so hard for us.
07:15We gotta get her a gift.
07:17I think I smell...
07:18Dad!
07:25Looks like a bag.
07:25I don't know.
07:45Mom sucks.
07:49Hello?
08:05Stop right there.
08:07Mrs. Olivia.
08:09So, a small town girl with a high school diploma
08:13who can't even tell which fork to use,
08:15what makes you think you're qualified?
08:18Quick, qualified?
08:20What makes you deserve to stand by his side?
08:22It took me three years to get where I am.
08:24Three years of crisis.
08:26Of staying up with him for countless nights.
08:27And you?
08:27You just lay around for a few months,
08:29spread your legs, and that's it?
08:30I never thought of it that way.
08:33Remember your place, janitor.
08:35Once your debt is paid,
08:36get the hell out of the White House.
08:39Mrs. Olivia.
08:40Classified documents are missing from the Oval Office.
08:42What?!
08:45Which thief has the guts to steal from the presidential office?
08:49Hey babies, Mommy's home.
08:52Mommy!
08:53We got you a present.
08:55A present?
08:56What kind of present could you two little rascals have for me?
09:02For you, Mommy.
09:06Mommy!
09:08Here, take this.
09:09Yes.
09:10The presidential seal?
09:11The nuclear button briefcase?
09:14No, no!
09:17No!
09:21So you two are the crazy little thieves?
09:23How could you steal this stuff?
09:26We were just looking for food for Mommy.
09:29We found it in some room.
09:31This ring is so pretty, Mommy.
09:33You should wear it.
09:35Oh no, oh no.
09:36We are so screwed.
09:38Code red.
09:39Lock it in the White House.
09:41Search every room.
09:41Not one corner gets missed.
09:43Oh my god.
09:44If the president finds out it was these two pups who stole it,
09:47we're done for.
09:49Mr. President,
09:50we've searched every other room in the White House.
09:52This is the last one in the Maid's quarters.
09:54Open the door.
10:01There they are!
10:02Right here!
10:05Oh my god.
10:06Caught red-handed.
10:07I'm definitely going to jail.
10:08Leah Cole,
10:09wire my presidential seal and the nuclear Bolton briefcase in your room.
10:14Mr. President,
10:15I...
10:15I don't know anything.
10:17I went to work early this morning,
10:19and when I got back,
10:20these things were just...
10:21here.
10:22It must be the real thief.
10:24They probably realized they couldn't get out of the White House,
10:26so they dumped the stuff in my room to throw everyone off,
10:28or set me up.
10:29That lie is full of holes.
10:31Your room is so remote,
10:32which thief would just happen to come here?
10:35You're obviously the one who stole it,
10:37you little lying bitch!
10:38Just tell the truth already!
10:39Ma'am, look at me!
10:40I'm just someone who cleans here.
10:42Why would I steal something like that?
10:43I've got no motive!
10:44Mr. President,
10:45don't forget,
10:46this woman already faked a pregnancy and lied to you.
10:49When she got caught,
10:50she held a grudge.
10:51I wouldn't be surprised if she's been bought off by your political enemies.
10:54That's why she stole the presidential seal and the nuclear button briefcase,
10:57to set you up and destroy your reputation.
10:59Tell me,
11:00who put you up to this?
11:01Was it that wig wearing senator next door?
11:04I swear, I didn't!
11:06Mr. President,
11:07this woman is too calculating.
11:08Keeping her around you is a ticking time bomb.
11:11I think we should charge her with espionage,
11:12and throw her in prison,
11:14right now!
11:15No, I'm not a spy!
11:17I swear!
11:18Then let's do it in your way.
11:26Oh my god.
11:29Get down from there,
11:30now!
11:31That's the president!
11:32Do you have any idea about how much his shit cost?
11:40What the hell is that filthy thing?!
11:46You dirty bitch!
11:47You didn't clean properly,
11:49so you attracted these strays!
11:50Someone!
11:51Kill these animals!
11:52Throw them in the trash!
11:53No!
11:58Mr. President,
11:59they're just two stray dogs with nowhere to go.
12:01I felt bad for them,
12:02so I've been hiding them here.
12:03They're like my own kids.
12:05I'm just a single mom trying to raise two little ones,
12:07it's hard enough.
12:08Please, don't hurt them!
12:09I swear I'll train them to use the toilet,
12:11and they won't chew up your shoes!
12:15Mr. President!
12:16These are clearly wolf cubs,
12:18but she's raising them like dogs.
12:19And weird thing is,
12:21holding this little guy gives me a strange feeling
12:23like I've seen him somewhere before.
12:26You really like them, huh?
12:30Well, duh!
12:31They're my kids,
12:32of course I like them!
12:34Yes!
12:34They're adorable!
12:36Please just let me keep them!
12:37I swear they won't bite,
12:39won't make a mess,
12:39I'll even put diapers on them if I have to!
12:44Too bad they're just regular wolf pups.
12:47Wish they were werewolves.
12:48This ends here.
12:50No one speaks of this.
12:52Thank you, Mr. President.
13:04We're finally gone.
13:06You two little rascals best behave from now on.
13:09If you pull something like that again,
13:12I swear I'll hand you over to Olivia.
13:14You can be her little hand warmers.
13:29Mr. President.
13:30I checked it out.
13:31Not so stray as the woman brought them to the hospital.
13:33But where they actually came from,
13:35that I couldn't trace.
13:37No way she secretly had two puppies
13:39while she was in the hospital.
13:40So why lie?
13:43I wasn't pregnant.
13:44That wasn't a baby coming out.
13:46That was a massive, toxic, waist level crap.
13:50One wick and the guy dropped like a fly.
13:56Find the doctor who delivered her baby.
13:59Yes, sir.
14:10Hey, easy now.
14:12I won't bite.
14:13But wow, I've never seen a dog as big as you before.
14:19What is that woman hiding?
14:24Mr. President, she was the one on delivery duty that day.
14:28Tell me.
14:29What did you see when that woman gave birth?
14:33I didn't see anything.
14:37Tell the truth.
14:39Okay, okay.
14:40I'll talk.
14:40I saw that she didn't give birth to a baby.
14:42She gave birth of two puppies.
14:46And then I passed out from shock.
14:50You're saying she gave birth to two wolf pops?
14:53Yes, I swear.
14:54Every word is true.
14:55I've never seen a woman give birth to puppies before.
14:58So that's it.
14:59Yesterday was so weird.
15:01Stealing the presidential seal and the nuclear button briefcase
15:03is supposed to be a one-way ticket to prison.
15:05But he totally let me off.
15:06And he even touched my pups.
15:08Maybe he likes dogs too?
15:09Get the cages ready.
15:10I'm getting those mutts out of the White House today.
15:20Quick!
15:21Hide!
15:27What are kids' dishes doing here?
15:29Those are for feeding my dogs.
15:32Feeding dogs?
15:33With people's dishes?
15:35Leah Cole, this is the White House, not your trailer park.
15:38Now hand over those mutts.
15:40The President said I could keep them.
15:42The President runs a country.
15:44You think he remembers some lowlife stray dogs?
15:48Search the place.
15:49Find those little beasts.
15:50I'm throwing them out myself.
15:59Stop!
16:00The President said I could keep them.
16:02You can't-
16:03Out of my way!
16:05Out of my way!
16:09You think I don't know what you're doing?
16:12Playing the poor girl with two dogs so the President takes notice of you?
16:16Let me tell you something.
16:18You're not even fit to tie his shoes.
16:21There you little bastard dogs!
16:25Grab them!
16:28Stray dogs dare to bite bite?
16:31Kill them!
16:32Do it now!
16:35No!
16:37Hit her.
16:50Don't move!
16:51You forgot what you promised Mommy yesterday.
16:56Promise me.
16:58Never shift in front of anyone else, or it'll bring trouble to us.
17:03Okay, Mommy.
17:07What are you waiting for?
17:09Pull those little beasts out!
17:12No!
17:13Don't hurt my kids!
17:15Kids?
17:16What kids?
17:23Leah Cole, have you lost your mind wanting to be First Ladies so bad?
17:27You actually think two stray dogs are your kids?
17:30You can't have a real baby so you're raising mutts as substitutes?
17:34You're disgusting!
17:35You'd throw away every shred of dignity just to be First Lady?
17:40You scheming little bitch.
17:42I'm not letting you stick around.
17:45I'm gonna make you watch these little beasts die.
17:48Throw these stray dogs in the cage and kill them!
17:59Babies.
18:00Don't be scared.
18:02Mommy's here.
18:03What are you waiting for?
18:04Hit her too!
18:05Beat her until she stops moving!
18:19I'd like to see anyone touch her.
18:31Mr. President.
18:33Mr. President, what brings you here?
18:35This place is beneath you.
18:36Olivia, you've got some nerve.
18:37I made it clear she's allowed to keep these two here.
18:39Why do you bring people to hurt them?
18:41Mr. President, you misunderstand.
18:42I was worried about rabies.
18:44What if they pose a risk to you?
18:45I was just going to have them checked out and bring them back.
18:50She's... she's lying.
18:51She just wanted to kill my dogs.
18:53Sorry I'm late.
18:57I'm sorry.
19:02These two are cleaner than the bodom of your shoes.
19:24oh my god the president the president is holding me what kind of script is this
19:31he saved me and he's being gentle am i hallucinating from getting beat up
19:39olivia since you care so much about the pets running around the white house
19:42security's looking for someone to walk the dogs you'd be perfect
19:45mr president i just didn't think it through but i was only worried about your safety you too
19:50are you here to protect me or are you olivia's personal bodyguards mr president we if you can't
19:55figure out who signs your checks i'll send you somewhere you'll learn fast they're short on
19:59people in the middle east you leave tomorrow see what a real field assignment looks like
20:04mr president we're sorry please give us another chance mr president this young lady has extensive
20:10bruising and contusions on her back i've already disinfected the area just needs oint applied
20:14regularly i'll do it
20:22um maybe i should just do it myself i mean your hands are for signing treaties not for
20:26oh my god the president just touched me why is he being so nice to me we've only known each
20:32other for a few days is he is he up to something
20:41i promise you what happened today will never happen again thank you for saving mr president
20:49come in mr president about what happened today it was my mistake i hope you can forgive me
20:56olivia i've never doubted your work but you need to understand my personal life is none of your
21:02business yes sir from today on leah cole is no longer a cleaner move her into the room next to
21:10mine
21:12what and one more thing the white house correspondence dinner is the day after tomorrow
21:16leah will attend as my girlfriend we're making it official girlfriend girlfriend mr president this
21:23this isn't right i'm just a cleaner i no one deserves it more than you what is wrong with this
21:30man did someone drug him i mean okay he's hot and the body's not bad but this is too fast
21:35i am not
21:36ready for this mr president every major media outlet will be at that dinner announcing a surrogate as
21:41your girlfriend out of nowhere is reckless if they dig into her background your reputation then
21:45this is a test of your public relations skills olivia i'm sure you'll do a great job with the dinner
21:48party too bad he doesn't know these two little ones are his own flesh and blood only these two pups
21:57are truly mine none of those women bore my seed but no one can know i'm a werewolf
22:02their real identity has to stay hidden for now
22:13miss cole this is your room if you need anything just call me
22:23okay come out babies
22:37kids you're sure the maid heard right positive two kids four or five years old called her mommy
22:42uh got it this bitch makes a living by spreading her legs for surrogacy those brats are probably
22:48leftovers from some job baby data ran off no one wanted them so she got stuck with them then we
22:52should tell the president let him know she's got two kids in tow he'll dump her for sure that's too
22:56easy for her tomorrow is the white house correspondence dinner every media outlet in the country will be
23:02there i'm gonna destroy her in front of everyone she'll crawl out of the white house in shame
23:09mommy's going to a dinner tonight you two stay here sleep tight and no sneaking out got it
23:15got it mommy bye bye mommy
23:23mr president we hear you're announcing something big tonight any hints you'll know soon enough
23:40who is she i don't remember any first lady looking that young and gorgeous maybe some european
23:45princess she's got that kind of vibe whoever she is tomorrow's front page is locked
24:03you look stunning tonight shall we dance
24:09mr president i don't know how just follow my lead
24:19the president is dancing with her this is huge
24:32no no no snap out of it leah he's the president half the women in america would could kill to
24:37marry
24:37him what makes you think a small town janitor even stands a chance get a grip
24:43allow me to introduce my girlfriend leah cole
24:51he actually said it
24:57mr president what's miss cole's background how long have you two been together how did you meet
25:04don't be afraid
25:08my girlfriend is an ordinary girl no noble background no complicated past she's clean
25:11she's simple i don't want my position to affect our relationship
25:14i'm counting on all of you please leave her alone
25:19miss cole do you feel pressure being the president's girlfriend
25:24i
25:25how many boyfriends have you had before
25:28i've never dated anyone so that means the president is your first love
25:38sorry to interrupt you mr president but there are two children at the door
25:41they say they're looking for their mother i wasn't sure how to handle it because the person
25:45they're looking for i didn't dare stop them
25:50my babies
25:52you
25:53you
25:57you
25:58you
25:58you
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