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00:01They're coming!
00:02Which, which way?
00:04Huggins, Huggins.
00:05Oh my God, it's all kicking off.
00:07I'm going to the roof!
00:08He's going to the roof.
00:09Why aren't you going to the roof?
00:10Oh, oh God!
00:12I'm going to need a helicopter!
00:14Over!
00:15Righto, coming up.
00:17Do, do we have a helicopter?
00:19No, of course we don't have a helicopter.
00:21Oh God, it's so high!
00:24Oh God!
00:25There's fewer than me!
00:26Oh God, there's no more roof!
00:28We're not in any danger down here though, are we, Huggins?
00:31Over.
00:32Oh, no.
00:33No, no, you're fine.
00:40Julie?
00:41No signal.
00:42Hello?
00:45Must be a dead spore.
00:46Oh, shit!
00:58I love Mondays.
00:59Can't wait to get the uniform back on.
01:00Well, who?
01:01Haven't you missed the feel of a professional chrome-piting fabric against your skin-geter?
01:13No, because I wore mine all weekend.
01:15Wore it to take the bins out, wore it to do the big shop, wore it to take the kids swimming.
01:19But that's illegal.
01:20Did you actually?
01:21No, but I'm not weird.
01:26Incoming Chief Super Cunningham at 11 o'clock.
01:28Morning, morning, morning.
01:29Morning, morning.
01:3012.
01:31Ah, Bob.
01:32Oh.
01:33Julie.
01:34Just a heads up.
01:35You may have to do without me for a week at the end of the month.
01:38Bloody Commonwealth Policing Conference.
01:40Damn these conferences.
01:41In the Bahamas.
01:42The Bahamas?
01:43The Bahamas.
01:44In the sea.
01:45Yes, it's such a pain, but someone's got to go.
01:48Well, I'll go.
01:50Ah, someone of Chief Superintendent rank and above.
01:53That's higher than superintendent, isn't it?
01:55I was just, just, yeah, yes, just checking.
01:57Although, I am allowed a plus one.
02:00And given Mrs. Cunningham's current form.
02:02Is she a horse?
02:03Like a Turkish genetist, don't you?
02:04I'm on the lookout for a travelling companion.
02:07Well, I've got several pairs of speedo trunks, and I do speak a smattering of...
02:13English.
02:14Baham, uh, Maram, um...
02:16I'll think about it.
02:17Do you even own a passport, Bob?
02:18Yes.
02:19Last used when I went to see Michael Bilbao in Buble.
02:23Mmm.
02:24I can see advantages either way.
02:25Bob has speedo briefs.
02:26I can get speedo briefs.
02:27Noted.
02:28Give me, uh, let me think.
02:30The rest of the day.
02:33Group B, ready or not, here I go.
02:36Oh, I shall take that.
02:38After all, it is my specialist subject.
02:40And luckily, I've just had my scuba license renewed, FYI.
02:43It's not always some kind of battle to impress Cunningham.
02:45Oh.
02:46No, no, it is that, isn't it?
02:48Yeah, yeah.
02:49Anyway, I hereby delegate you to be off in that direction now.
02:54I mean, I transferred here to be near my fiancé, Jack.
02:59He didn't want me to join the police, actually.
03:01He wanted me to be a florist, which I totally understand,
03:04because, I mean, who doesn't like flowers?
03:05But every day, flowers, flowers, flowers, boring,
03:08and you can't arrest anyone with a flower, can you?
03:10Plus, you get a stab fest, which you don't in retail, like, as a rule.
03:14Anyway, so nice to meet you.
03:17Was she talking to you?
03:19I thought she was talking to you.
03:21I think she was talking when we came in.
03:23Good morning.
03:24I'm locked, cocked, and ready to...
03:27What are we actually doing today?
03:28Swinging our dicks around by the looks of it.
03:30Oh.
03:31Hey.
03:32You all right, Paul?
03:33Have you heard of perm?
03:34What?
03:35Oh, yeah.
03:37My cousin Tilly's at her school.
03:39She said it'd drop a little bit.
03:40Let's hope so.
03:41You look like a cockapoo.
03:43Aw, thank you.
03:46So, for speed, missing persons is commonly abbreviated
03:51in police usage to...
03:53Miss Pa.
03:54Doesn't seem like it would save that much time, to be honest.
03:56Two syllables in the police service can be the difference
03:58between life and being done before Greg's closes.
04:01Ah!
04:02Our very own missing persons.
04:04Two new recruits that have transferred to Norborne.
04:08God knows why.
04:09Ah, you.
04:10Introduce yourself.
04:11Oh, she's standing.
04:13Student officer Danny May Joyner.
04:15Soon to be Starkey Nay Joyner.
04:18I originally manifested to join...
04:19Thank you, sit down.
04:20I hadn't finished introducing myself.
04:22Yeah, yeah.
04:23Well, what I was going to say was the reason why...
04:24I'm not interested.
04:25Well, the others might be.
04:26No, they're not.
04:27I am.
04:28Oh!
04:29And I also wanted to say that...
04:30Sit down!
04:31Capricorn, half-vegetarian, shopaholic,
04:33and engage to Jack.
04:35You.
04:36So, do you want me to stand?
04:37Preferably not.
04:38Connor?
04:39Thank you!
04:40Cold, hard facts!
04:41Half-vegetarian?
04:42Is that like being half-teetotal?
04:43Sorry, are you talking to me?
04:45No.
04:46Ah, yes, Hansel.
04:47So, if I'm out of the room, and I know where I am,
04:49but you don't, am I missing?
04:51Well, that would depend on if anybody cared.
04:54Obviously, I don't.
04:55Can I report myself missing?
04:56I'm literally begging for you to consider it.
04:58Are these lessons usually so...
05:00Like, philosophical?
05:02I can think of my own words.
05:04But, yeah.
05:05Okay.
05:06Philosophical.
05:07So, Barakat.
05:09What if someone called Miss Purr went missing?
05:12Well, then we just simply wouldn't look for her.
05:14Really?
05:15No.
05:16Not really.
05:17Now, are we all going to play silly bastards,
05:18or can I continue?
05:19Woo!
05:20Hmm.
05:21Speaking of bastards...
05:36Melanie!
05:37Melanie!
05:38Shh!
05:39I've just got a question.
05:40If you wanted to make someone really like you...
05:43Yes?
05:44How do you think you might go about that?
05:45Gosh, well, maybe someone likes you already.
05:47Well, do you think I'm in with a chance?
05:49I don't want to be pushy.
05:50No, no, no, not at all.
05:51I think it's high time you made an approach.
05:53Well, if only I knew what an approach involved.
05:55Thoughtful gift?
05:56Yes, yes.
05:57What kind of thoughtful gift would show me in a good light?
06:00Oh, well, I've always been partial to those chocolatey eggs
06:03with the toys inside, or a silver charm in the shape of a mermaid,
06:08a burgundy lace bra.
06:10I don't think Chief Superintendent Cunningham wears ladies' things.
06:13All right.
06:14No.
06:15Well, then, off the top of my head, single malt, Cuban cigars,
06:18monogrammed fucking velvet slippers.
06:20Yes, yes, fetch them slippers.
06:22What size is he?
06:23Six foot one.
06:24Shoe!
06:25It's all right.
06:26I will.
06:27No, you need to find out his shoe size.
06:28Yes, yes.
06:29Velvety slippers.
06:31Nippers.
06:32Nipples.
06:33Not nipples.
06:34It's just nippy.
06:35That's all it is.
06:36It's just nothing to get inside.
06:45Sergeant Black?
06:46Mum?
06:47Are you hiding?
06:48No.
06:49The complete opposite.
06:50The opposite of hiding?
06:51Yeah.
06:53Not hiding.
06:54Right now, you'd usually be bullying B Group in the gym, wouldn't you?
06:57Yes, ma'am.
06:58I mean, no, ma'am, not bullying.
07:00Hang on a minute.
07:01You are Sergeant Darren Black, are you not?
07:03Yes, ma'am.
07:04That's me, Sergeant Anti-Violence Black.
07:06And you do know that anti means against and not very much turned on by, right?
07:10I'm not an idiot.
07:11Well, we haven't really got time to go into that right now.
07:13But the fact remains, you were seen to punch a trainee.
07:16Who was?
07:17Who was?
07:18And as someone so dedicated to non-violence, you'll be delighted to hear that you've been
07:23assigned to complete an anger management course or you are out on your hairy arse.
07:26Oh, you fucking...
07:28Beauty!
07:30Love them courses.
07:31They're my favourite.
07:33But that's not fair!
07:36When is anyone going to understand me?
07:38Oh, I don't know.
07:40Maybe when your face stops looking like a bum.
07:44I hate you.
07:46Alright, how you doing?
07:47I'm just here to officially check in.
07:49I'm the new transfer student.
07:50Hand.
07:52Ow.
07:53Don't wash it off.
07:54Or I'll have to use the microchipper.
07:56That's lovely Melanie.
07:58She's, um...
08:00Where have you joined us from?
08:01I'm from the, um...
08:03Wah!
08:04The Falkland Island, sir.
08:05It's miles away, is it?
08:07Are they...
08:08Stanley?
08:09Bob?
08:10No, I'm actually from Stanley.
08:11It's the capital.
08:12I thought I detected a slight accent.
08:13Oh, aye, sir.
08:14I've still got a touch of the local Stanley lilt.
08:16Hmm.
08:17You're very perceptive, sir.
08:18Nothing very much.
08:19Is there a lot of crime out there?
08:21Yes!
08:22Hmm.
08:23But it's mostly, uh, penguin based.
08:26It's...
08:27We've got a massive penguin problem, sir.
08:29Massive penguin?
08:30They start off with a bit of anti-social behaviour,
08:32public urination, that sort of thing.
08:33Then they break into the people's homes looking for fish.
08:36Then they end up in organised crime.
08:39Sorry, it's just bringing back really bad memories for me,
08:42if you'll excuse me.
08:43Yes, of course.
08:44You must, um, do what you need to do.
08:45It's, uh...
08:46Look out for the massive penguin!
08:47I will.
08:48I really will, sir.
08:49Ah, there you are.
08:50Been looking everywhere for you.
08:51Can I just stop you there?
08:52I'm engaged.
08:53Sorry?
08:54I'm engaged.
08:55So?
08:56Well, I was just letting you know,
08:57before you started making a fool out of yourself,
08:58you know, with the flirting and the whatnot.
08:59Right, OK, it's just that I'm actually not the one
09:00who's making a fool out of myself here.
09:01Really?
09:02Cos it looked like you was about to flirt.
09:03Like trying flirting and whatnot?
09:04Yeah, no.
09:05Just trying to give you a fool out of yourself.
09:06Oh, my God, I'm not.
09:07Oh, my God.
09:08Oh, my God.
09:09Oh, my God.
09:10Oh, my God.
09:11Oh, my God.
09:12Oh, my God.
09:13Oh, my God.
09:14Oh, my God.
09:15Oh, my God.
09:16Oh, my God.
09:17Oh, my God.
09:18Oh, my God.
09:19Oh, my God.
09:20Cos it looked like you was about to flirt.
09:22Like trying flirting and whatnot?
09:23Yeah, no.
09:24Just trying to give you this back.
09:25Oh.
09:26You left it in the class.
09:27Thanks.
09:28You all right?
09:30Hi.
09:31My mum and dad were engaged at 17.
09:33They met when they was only 11 years old.
09:35They got married at 19.
09:36They had the first baby at 20.
09:37OK.
09:38I was baby number four.
09:39They had four girls.
09:40I was the last.
09:41Really sorry to have asked you about that.
09:43Just tell me not to be so nosy next time.
09:45They thought I was going to be a boy,
09:47but I wasn't a boy.
09:48And then my sisters, they're all married,
09:49and I'm next.
09:52I've got a job for you.
09:53I've got a job.
09:54Have you?
09:55I'm head of HR.
09:56Shit, are you?
09:57Yes.
09:58Oh, my God.
09:59I always thought you were glorified work experience,
10:00pretending to be Bob's BA.
10:01No, I'm head of HR.
10:02OK.
10:03Well, let's just say for a moment that you are.
10:04We need to appoint an anger management counsellor.
10:06Well, not advertised,
10:07but I'm not sure the budget will stretch.
10:08Exactly.
10:09So we need to appoint you.
10:10But I'm head of HR.
10:11Are you so?
10:12Yes.
10:13Well, it's Sergeant Darren Black's last chance,
10:15so read him on counselling
10:16or hit him on the snout with a rolled-up newspaper.
10:17I don't care.
10:18I do admin.
10:19Well, then admin the fuck out of Daz
10:21and make sure he doesn't punch, kick or bite anyone.
10:24I run this place.
10:25I can't follow that twat around all day.
10:27I'll give you an extra job title on top of head of HR.
10:30What job title?
10:32Cockwrangler.
10:33Done.
10:34Pleasure doing business with you.
10:35I don't mind what gender I have.
10:36It's more about the person.
10:37She can talk without breathing.
10:38Do you think it's safe to go in?
10:39Yeah.
10:40I think we can slip in when she comes up for her.
10:41My dad said I'm his last hope of having a boy.
10:42Sometimes my dad runs away, but my mum always finds him.
10:45I was found at the top of the Eiffel Tower.
10:46What in Blackpool?
10:47The one in Paris?
10:48When?
10:49When I was born.
10:50I told you he had a French accent.
10:51So why are you not French then?
10:52Well, this very lovely couple from Valley Castle found me there.
10:55Abandoned?
10:56I had nothing but a croissant to keep me warm.
10:58That's why I can't look at a French pastry without getting PTSD.
10:59So they just stole you?
11:00I just don't really want to talk about it.
11:01It doesn't matter.
11:02It doesn't matter.
11:03That's a crime.
11:04You can't just take a baby that's not yours.
11:05Yeah.
11:06They stole your life.
11:07You could be a gendarme now.
11:08That's a French accent.
11:09That's a French accent.
11:10I was found at the top of the Eiffel Tower.
11:11What in Blackpool?
11:12The one in Paris.
11:13When?
11:14When I was born.
11:15I told you he had a French accent.
11:16So why are you not French then?
11:17Well, this very lovely couple from Valley Castle found me there.
11:18Abandoned?
11:19I had nothing but a croissant to keep me warm.
11:21But it doesn't matter.
11:22It does matter.
11:23That's a crime.
11:24You can't just take a baby that's not yours.
11:25They stole your life.
11:26Yeah.
11:27You could be a gendarme now.
11:28That's a French policeman.
11:29You need to get a DNA test done or at the very least report your parents to Interpol.
11:33Your actual mum might be looking for you.
11:35You might be an actual whisper.
11:37Misper.
11:38Who would steal a baby?
11:39I'd rather have a croissant.
11:40The college that you transferred from, was it far from here?
11:43A quarter of a million miles.
11:45So you were training on the moon?
11:47Don't be stupid.
11:48They're really short of recruits up there.
11:50So who's stupid now, Dev?
12:01Measuring your penis again, Bob?
12:03Might be.
12:06Where are you going?
12:07Nowhere.
12:08You're going to see Cunningham, aren't you?
12:10No.
12:11Yeah, being a little suck-up at Perl.
12:13Well, two can play at that game.
12:14One two can play at any game.
12:15Solitaire.
12:16No running in the corridor.
12:18It's what I'd say if I didn't value dynamism and a go-getting attitude in general.
12:24Speaking of which, is there anything I can go and get you, sir?
12:27Ooh.
12:28A cup of tea, maybe.
12:29I do like tea.
12:30Or a coffee.
12:31A big white flat coffee.
12:32With a biscuit.
12:33You see, there's a great big biscuit, sir.
12:34Mmm.
12:35A flat white flat with a great big biscuit.
12:37Yes.
12:38Mmm.
12:39Worth consideration.
12:40Yeah, I shouldn't say this, sir, but the canteen are holding back some of those sausage
12:43rolls that you like.
12:44Mmm.
12:45I've been known to snaffle a porky product.
12:47I'll go and get you one.
12:48I'll get you a handful, sir.
12:49Yeah, a handful's too many.
12:50Damn it.
12:51Okay, so sausage roll, flat white coffee, and a great big biscuit.
12:54Is it a motorbike?
12:55Hmm?
12:56I know where there is one.
12:57Do you?
12:58Uh, hang gliding holiday.
12:59Want it?
13:00Don't want it.
13:01No, no, no.
13:02I think I'm more of a luxury goods and a sweet treats man today.
13:04But these are all great offers.
13:06Lot to think about.
13:07Lot to ponder.
13:08Can I...
13:09Let me ponder.
13:10Piece of fudge, sir.
13:11Oh, fudge.
13:12That's what I wanted.
13:14Great work, Sergeant.
13:17Piece of fudge.
13:19I will.
13:20Thank you very much.
13:21Okay, so, this fag packet is you, okay?
13:37This lighter is me.
13:39Now, the fag packet is an informer, or as we say in the force, a prune.
13:44Why am I a fag packet if I'm really a prune?
13:46Well, because I didn't have a prune in my bag.
13:48I've got some in the canteen.
13:49I couldn't be asked, okay?
13:50Now, your family here are represented by these hormone replacement pills.
13:55Yeah, that's fair.
13:56Wait, did my family know I'm a prune?
13:57Well, they're the ones that planted you in here, Paul, so, yeah, for clarity, they do.
14:01But what they don't know is that you are now working for us as a double prune, and I
14:06want to keep it that way.
14:07Yeah, same.
14:08The wider criminal community are represented by these dog biscuits.
14:13Oh, what?
14:14Have you got a dog?
14:15No, I just like them.
14:16Now, if this lot find out that you are a double prune, they're going to throw you onto the
14:20compost heap, or in this case, a packet of panty liners.
14:23Yes, but we're not going to let that happen, are we, Huggins?
14:26I want to just do whatever makes the smallest number of people angry with me.
14:29Exactly.
14:30So, you and I are going to be doing some training together.
14:32We're going to be learning some new specialist skills on how to avoid detection and how to
14:37gather intel.
14:38Paul Huggins, it is going to be you and me against the powers of evil.
14:42Oh, my God, why?
14:44Yes, it is exciting, isn't it?
14:46Have you done something to your...
14:47Yeah, my cousin Tilly, she's a...
14:49Don't care, big mistake.
14:52Wait, did I just eat my dad?
15:01Yes?
15:02What?
15:03What is it?
15:04You what?
15:05Me what?
15:06What do you want?
15:07What do I want?
15:08I don't know, love.
15:09You approached my cubbyhole.
15:10I never.
15:11Yes, you did.
15:12I never touched it.
15:13My place.
15:14My special private sacred zone.
15:15You've walked up to it.
15:16Oh, yeah.
15:17Yeah.
15:18I did.
15:19So?
15:20I have to arrange thing-me's.
15:21Flowers?
15:22No.
15:23With the you-know-who.
15:24The anger manager.
15:25That'll be me.
15:26Fuck off.
15:27I'm not sure you should talk to your counsellor like that, Sergeant.
15:30Okay.
15:31Alright then, so when do we, you know, when do we do it?
15:34Is that a booking inquiry or harassment?
15:35It's just a different file, you see?
15:37Booking!
15:38Lovely.
15:39Find this, and this, and this.
15:42Right.
15:43Can those sausage fingers hold a pen?
15:45And I'll see you in Classroom C every day at 1.30.
15:48How best you're in lunch, you little freak?
15:50Let's not raise our voice and let's not call people freaks.
15:53Shall we call them what I want?
15:55Oh!
15:56Get in there.
15:57Can you hold the pen?
15:58Can you?
15:59Can you hold the pen?
16:05Now then, who knows what we mean by the golden hour?
16:10Oh, sir.
16:11Yes, Huggins?
16:12Well, it's when you go to the toilet onto somebody because of sex.
16:15That's a golden shower, Paul.
16:17Oh.
16:18No, the golden hour is all about striking while the ironing's hot.
16:23When someone goes missing, the crucialest time is the first 48 hours,
16:28which is what we call the golden hour.
16:31So there are 48 hours in a golden hour?
16:33No, it's one hour.
16:34You said 48 hours?
16:35No, no.
16:36It's one hour divided into 48.
16:37You're playing with the very fabric of time, sir.
16:39It's going to end very badly.
16:41Yes.
16:42Yes.
16:43No.
16:44What an excellent point.
16:45And that is why, henceforth, I shall refer to it as a golden period.
16:50Now then, ladies and gentlemen, I'd like to introduce you to one of the most important officers
16:56in the missing persons case. Meet PC, ticking timekeeper.
17:02Uh-huh.
17:03OK, now one of you is going to go missing.
17:06The rest of the group will have one hour to track them down.
17:09I don't mind going missing for about the amount of time it takes to smoke a cigarette.
17:13No, not you.
17:14Huggins, Huggins, you look like a waif and a stray.
17:17I'm going to give you a head start.
17:19OK?
17:20Off you go and mislay yourself.
17:21And there you go.
17:22Go on, quick, quick as you can.
17:23Act it.
17:24Chopsticks, chop, chop.
17:25We're going to count you in using PC ticking timekeeper.
17:28So if you just hold your horses...
17:30On your marks, get set.
17:37They've gone.
17:38They've gone.
17:40So, um, Mr, uh...
17:44Mr. Swift, you're not going to join in with the exercise?
17:49No, there's no need, sir.
17:50I'm just going through all the standard police procedures in my head.
17:52In your head?
17:53I'm just visiting the Misper's last known location, which was about there.
17:57Well, that's very impressive.
17:58You show a great deal of potential, young man.
18:02Is there any policing in your family at all?
18:05No, I was actually abandoned as a newborn baby.
18:08Oh, my goodness me.
18:09What, this Bobby on the beat found me, put me in his helmet and carried me to safety?
18:13He would not sign off from his shift until the authorities arrived and I was safely in their care.
18:18I owe my life to that Bobby on the beat, sir.
18:22That's how I got my middle name.
18:24Bobby.
18:25Helmut.
18:26Helmut.
18:27Well, it's a privilege to have you on board, Mr. Helmut.
18:31Helmut.
18:32Got him, sir.
18:33I spotted him first and I've cuffed him and read him his rights.
18:35He's a stray off here, not a criminal.
18:37He was just lurking by the vending machine, to be fair.
18:39I want to try and get some whole hopes and then this happened.
18:42Right.
18:43Well done, everyone.
18:44That was very, very brisk.
18:46We now have 59 minutes left, so why don't we have another go?
18:51Yes?
18:52All of you, shut your eyes and see if you can work out who's gone missing this time.
19:00They weren't cheap.
19:09Well, we must woo him with extravagances.
19:11They're monogrand.
19:12Yeah, very good.
19:13And these, this is not his initials.
19:17No, but it's nearly his name.
19:18He's got a very long name and they ran out of slippers.
19:20Cun, Cun.
19:21Cun.
19:22Cun.
19:23Do you think he'll notice?
19:24No, no.
19:25He'll appreciate the personal touch.
19:26That's good.
19:27Thank you, Melanie.
19:29For me.
19:30Hmm.
19:31Here we go.
19:37There you go.
19:38You see, Bob?
19:39You're always one step, or should I say slipper, behind, aren't you?
19:43I am on that flight, guaranteed.
19:47Oh, Bob, Junie.
19:49Good of you to pop in.
19:50Oh, I'm enjoying these boots.
19:52You're welcome, sir.
19:53Excuse me for a moment.
19:55Ah.
19:56Thank you, Clarkson.
20:01Soup.
20:02I expect you want to know who I've chosen for the holiday work trip.
20:08I think we already know the answer to that one, sir.
20:10Yes, accompanying the chief super is very much a man's role.
20:14Ah!
20:15Role.
20:16Marvellous.
20:17And I have to say that I think Bob's right.
20:22Oh, you are kidding me.
20:24So, I've decided to take Sergeant Clarkson here.
20:27I need the services of a gentleman's gentleman.
20:29What?
20:30That was all.
20:31You make it all.
20:32No, no, no, no.
20:33I wanted a spoon.
20:34A spoon, Clarkson.
20:35Ah!
20:36Leave the soup.
20:37Marvellous.
20:38Mm.
20:39Two soups.
20:40Waste of time ordering those Fido briefs.
20:41Yeah, I could probably use them, depending on the size of the soup.
20:42Oh.
20:43Oh.
20:44Oh.
20:45Oh.
20:46Oh.
20:47Oh.
20:48Oh.
20:49Oh.
20:50Oh.
20:51Oh.
20:52Oh.
20:53Oh.
20:54Oh.
20:55Oh.
20:56Oh.
20:57Oh.
20:58Oh.
20:59Maybe I will give them to Cunningham once I've shat in them.
21:04It's pointless, Melanie, getting all this stuff, really.
21:07Does she know that you call her pointless Melanie?
21:09I was really looking forward to a snorkel and a good close-up look at the...
21:12Women's bottles?
21:13No.
21:14The fish.
21:15F...
21:16Fishes.
21:17Fish.
21:18Did she get you any water wings in her bucket and spade as well?
21:20Not a child, Julie.
21:21No, you are an elderly gentleman, which is why she's got you this anti-wrinkle Factor 50 sun
21:26cream.
21:27Mm.
21:28Good night, Bob.
21:29Hi, Connor.
21:30Yeah.
21:31Er, I heard you transferred from the Falklands.
21:32What?
21:33Oh, yeah.
21:34Yes.
21:35That's right.
21:36The Falklands.
21:37The actual Falklands.
21:38Yes.
21:39Where's that up north?
21:40Depends what way you're looking.
21:41Of course, yeah.
21:42I swam most of the way.
21:43Man, you must be so tired.
21:44No, it's grand.
21:45My grandfather's a mermaid, so...
21:46Man, that guy has lived.
21:47But where?
21:48Up north?
21:49Bound to be.
21:50Either that or south.
21:51Mm, yeah.
21:52Well, see you soon, mate.
21:53I was in a bit.
21:54I was in a bit.
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22:06I was in a bit.
22:07Well, see you soon, mate.
22:08I was in a bit.
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