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00:00tonight on my big show it's the return of wheel on wheels judy love plays center wall
00:27there's music from ball and bow and shirley ballast helps us surprise our unexpected star of the show
00:36ladies and gentlemen it's the big show please welcome your host michael mcintyre
00:57good evening ladies and gentlemen and welcome to the gun show
01:21where of course we will have big stars big laughs and even bigger surprises
01:34well i'm going to take this off now so if you just bear with me hold on
01:39so let's first find out who will be tonight's unexpected star of the show
02:00so this is lorna brown lorna is 41 years old she lives in west lothian with her husband scott
02:10and their three children molly louis and sunny who are here tonight with lorna's parents give her a round of applause
02:21you've all nominated laura for this amazing surprise and she's come to london for a weekend away with
02:25her husband and she thinks this is fun she thinks that they are about to check in to an airbnb
02:34which we have built this is it this is this is lorna's apartment so i'm going to quickly go
02:44round you should see me pop up on the screen
02:51so this is the corridor uh it's like an apartment complex these are all fake if she tried well she
02:57would try to open these but these aren't apartments this is just fake this is fake and i don't know
03:02which actually door she's staying in um okay fake fake i think here we go so this and this is amazing
03:12look at this so this is her airbnb um look at this so this is this is the welcome back
03:23it's really it's really like um well let's hope she doesn't go straight to the welcome pack
03:29she needs to ignore the word welcome because the welcome she's going to get
03:32is this line drawing of two houses and absolutely
03:40yeah some welcome that is okay so the plan is she is going to be told that there is a surprise for
03:48her in the fridge
03:54and the surprise in the fridge is
04:02so good it's actually a dream of mine to get in the fridge to be
04:18all right so she's going to go through the fridge and then you're going to be on your feet and you're
04:22going to go absolutely crazy and give her the biggest surprise of her life you up for that ladies
04:27and gentlemen brilliant but before she does that we're going to have a bit of fun with her we know
04:35that lorna is a big fan of strictly is that right yeah well please welcome head judge shirley ballast
04:43i don't know what i've signed up for here
05:05have some fun so you're staying at this apartment complex with the magic fridges i certainly am okay
05:10so you're going to meet lorna reception and i think the fun is that you're going someone's
05:14going to meet you and you're going to be to do a bit of dancing with them because the person you're
05:18meeting in reception well well it's going to be it's going to be someone from the audience
05:24so i'm basically looking for um i think probably a gentleman do you think that's the right way to play
05:30this kind of short i kind of had an idea of a shorter gentleman you me it's not a dating show
05:36for me okay just put your hand up if you're a short man a short short i was going to ask you to stand
05:48up but it's we probably wouldn't see you um sure there's a man over here you've only got one taker at
05:57the moment okay well let's go and meet our only short man do you do you want to stand up what's
06:12what's your name okay okay yes short enough um what's your name brandy now brandy um do you watch
06:20strictly come dancing i do and do you ever dance along i mean do you like the dancing what what do you
06:26like mostly i've got two left feet okay it's great to watch everyone else who can dance so you're not
06:33a good dancer no let's have a look at the hips because hips are important okay so can you take
06:39the jacket off maybe round it so shirley what should you do to show you do a little roll oh look at that
06:47pop it and pop it's for all pop it's sold come on let's go come on sorry sorry hold on hold on
06:59where am i stealing you from um thank you for this he's just gonna go and leave us what do you think he's
07:07going to elope with shirley ballast let's go come on randy ladies and gentlemen it's round it
07:21what's your best name randy randy how about randy
07:25she wants me to be randy
07:33you've known shirley for 20 seconds she's asked you to do this and be known as randy
07:42okay so um is it okay if she calls you randy okay so this is randy randy and shirley we need to get a
07:49backstory what do you do for a living uh i'm a finance director yes he's your accountant
07:56you're having dinner with your accountant to go through your expenses
08:03okay now when you see randy who's going to be waiting to see you in the reception you're
08:09immediately going to do a dance together okay so shirley what would you have to start well i am visual so
08:16this is this is the seat that you'll be sat in okay there right yes
08:20he's sitting in reception then you come in i walk into reception here and i see randy
08:35and then you look at me and you walk towards me and we just say hello hello oh you want to kiss
08:43and then we have to do our little dance so i'm going to show you what to do okay i'm
08:47going to keep this really simple can you count to eight you're going to come forward five six
09:04seven eight you're going to roll your hips one two three maybe you should hold my hips here we go
09:17three four five six seven eight then you're going to roll your body
09:32five five five six
09:43oh
09:45that's made me cry slightly with laughing um if anything when you said how bad you were at
09:50dancing you oversold it
09:54ladies and gentlemen um these two are going to head out the next time you see them you're going to
09:58see them in reception but what an absolute great sport you are around here ladies and gentlemen it's running
10:04and the amazing shirley ballast okay you're heading up here thank you have fun it's so good
10:13it's so funny so um lorna is about to arrive oh that's her now all right okay
10:21yeah so that's caroline okay caroline she's arriving now
10:28hi hello um who are you what's your name
10:33lorna welcome welcome okay we're expecting you actually is that lorna what sorry yeah we're
10:36expecting lorna what was your surname sorry brilliant brilliant brown thank you okay brilliant
10:42are you scottish are you scottish yes yeah i love scotland i love scotland say hello
10:48hello
10:53say all right pal um all right pal
11:00say fan da be doozy
11:05okay i was gonna take a seat just take a seat for me for a moment your room's not quite ready
11:10oh thank you okay let's send in randy randy go in go to the desk and say you're here to see shirley
11:17ballast from strutley come dancing
11:23hi hi can i help you yeah i'm here to see shirley ballast from strutley come dancing
11:28i'm her accountants i'm her accountant
11:30okay thank you so what's your name sorry randy randy
11:34hi hi hi hi what's your construction uh randy is here for you okay thank you
11:42she's on her way down randy thanks randy just say to everyone in the room say everybody if you're
11:47looking for an accountant i'm your man if anyone's looking for an accountant i'm your man
11:56are you good yeah yeah i've done it for 20 years
12:01i don't want to show off but one two three four five six seven nine ten
12:04okay shirley if you can hear me head in say hi randy and do your dance
12:20i don't want to show off
12:25hi shirley
12:26i'm randy oh hi shirley
12:32okay
12:42that's our little handshake that's what we do and every time we meet each other
12:59oh my god i have to do it all the time with everybody i meet but oh my gosh randy and i
13:03we go back the wrong way just say you've got some posts oh that's amazing just sorry before
13:07you go you do have some posts oh okay okay uh that one's yours oh thank you thank you
13:12okay randy you go and sit down again randy
13:18i'll get the post randy okay shirley a bit of a pirouette on the way back
13:31okay all right let me check the room's ready let me just check yes your room is ready okay okay
13:49let's take it through come with me okay everybody be so quiet okay right okay so come through i'll just
14:00show you it's very lovely this apartment it's really really nice come on in you come on in i'll
14:08have to show you this they can sort the cases and stuff it's lovely isn't it so yeah all the welcome
14:13pack there the bonus there i'll show you that in just a moment obviously the kitchen's really well
14:17stocked we do like to leave um a really special uh welcome pack in the fridge it's got some champagne
14:22some goodies have a little look now because it's so special it's gorgeous so just have a little look
14:30so
14:39hi ladies and gentlemen it's our unexpected star of tonight's show laura
14:52no no no there's your family over there there's there's your mum there are the kids there's little
15:07sonny molly and louie um yes this is my tv show we are here we've watched every single episode oh the
15:16boys love it well well did you ever think you'd be here well no but then i've started to think
15:24something's gone on what about that amazing accountant did you not think he was awesome awesome i've got
15:30his number for my husband okay well i'll hand that back because he's actually he's the husband of this
15:36lady who just happened to be in the audience
15:41very good i presume i presume he'll come back um yes we are here to surprise you lorna because you
15:48love singing tell me tell us about your singing oh i i've sang all my life um i've run a community
15:53choir um it's been about 10 years right i'm getting quite upset i've sang since i was about eight yeah
16:02and that's like what makes me feel good about myself um and being able to run the choir and do
16:09kind of give a little bit of that to other people yeah um you know it's nice to let other people feel
16:13a bit of confidence inside them so it'll be 10 years that we've run and now three
16:17um so tell us about the choir the choir is for who anybody so we we run the choir on a thursday
16:27night anybody as long as you love singing you can come along right um but we do we've got something
16:32called pay it forward so any money that we raise um we anonymously gift to people and i just realized
16:39that i actually get more from singing yeah giving to other people yeah um and then i sing in my bathroom
16:47but the dream is it a dream for you to sit on a stage like this once yes i always used to say
16:52oh just once i'd like to well not quite like this but um i said oh just once i'd like to sneak on a
16:59stage sing and then i could tick it off my bucket list well we are here to make this dream a reality
17:06i can't wait to hear you sing i want you to enjoy this night so so much thank you it's all for you
17:11have an amazing night laura thank you thank you all i need to do is ask you if you will be tonight's
17:20unexpected star of the show yes okay she's gonna do it ladies and gentlemen our unexpected star of
17:28tonight's show so ladies and gentlemen who would like to play my favorite game in the whole wide
17:43world it's central so let's find out who is in the central box this week well she is one of the
17:57funniest and funnest people on our televisions who doesn't love judy love
18:05who have you brought into the world i've got the lovely sabrina who is my amazing fabulous hair silas
18:20very good and i've got the lovely sam who does my lovely face my glam team people
18:29so jude how do you feel about the prospects of playing central
18:33now i'm realizing like yeah this is quite um super duper massive you're gonna have my phone
18:39it's difficult to be away from your phone it is how's your screen time jude well i use
18:45my phone you know not just for pleasure um i mean are we talking about the same thing jude
18:57what i mean is like play games and so and stuff like that and chat with friends but i use my phone
19:02a lot for like work okay well let's get this phone
19:12oh okay sabrina on hair makeup and phone placement okay here we go
19:28i am now i am now in possession of judy love's phone
19:36oh
19:36i'm going to plug it in and we're going to see what goes on
19:45um so what do you use most on this what what what do you get busy with i am i do love my pink is it pinterest
19:57yes oh oh these are the things you've pinned um wedding wedding
20:09have you got something to tell us no i'm you know i'm just speaking it out into the universe
20:14and uh that i do love to look at um wedding dresses i hope to get married one day and i when you say you
20:21hope to get married i mean yeah i've also got my room you've personally paid all of other these other
20:30people getting married i'm looking for ideas i'm looking at dresses look look at that dress that would
20:36suit me i'm looking at rings and stuff and shoes jude are you in a relationship currently um i'm always in
20:44something baby
20:52my husband if he's out there i'm here waiting yes i think that's clear from your pinterest
21:01so do you spend hours and hours
21:04is that still me yeah okay this is still you should i go faster i mean
21:10what will it ever end no i thought it was going to end then are we done are we done are we done are we done yeah
21:26so that is your hobbies and interests um photos oh
21:40getting ready for the big day
21:48i was i was having a treatment i was relaxing myself i've got to clear my pores
21:54and stuff okay oh what if it was that oh what is that okay so that is actually curry prunes
22:01curry prunes right so what happened is yeah i went to jamaica which i was on holiday in jamaica okay
22:09and we say prawns but in jamaica they say shrimps so i said to him i want curry prawns and the
22:16chef kept on coming back saying to me curry prawn you sure you want curry braun and i said yeah
22:21curry and he came back about five curry braun we just and he started to sweat you're sure you
22:26mean curry braun and i was like yes we want curry braun we have it in the uk i mean come on
22:32and he came back shaking and then i thought to myself oh my gosh these prawns why they're so dark this is a
22:38different kind of prawn what kind of prawn is this and then i kind of like scraped it off and it was
22:44prunes oh my god yeah we cried with yeah a prune is quite an activating food let me tell you something
22:53we was being polite so we didn't we ate some of it and it was activated okay yeah it is yeah prunes and
23:02curry yeah yeah that's a different level of activation um oh okay so i feel these photos might be
23:13might be related
23:16so this these are in chronological order this is a relief from diarrhea that's exactly
23:24really did they serve this with the curry braun this was dessert it might as well be um
23:37now i'm thinking these aren't in the right order was this when you left the restaurant
23:43i think it should have been this one followed by this one followed by that one
23:55what on earth is going on june so that was outside my house and what we wasn't sure if it was fox or
24:03whatever so we was trying to work it out so my kids said take a picture and then we can zoom in
24:08and we discovered it wasn't you know the number two so what what was it what is that it was like
24:19some kind of cranberry jam or something i don't know all right good i like your photos whoa
24:29what's happening here i was checking for jim here
24:38look don't act like you've never done it
24:43don't do me
24:45i think it's good oh yes there's nothing there well done well done
24:59okay i've just eaten curry prunes send me a photo
25:08okay
25:28oh thank god
25:29That was nothing naughty, it was just I had a tan and I was showing the tan line.
25:38OK, well, it's time. Oh, my Lord. Jude, I can't thank you enough for being here.
25:43You're very brave and we've got a fun text. Oh, Lord.
25:48So I'm going to start with high babes. Would you start with high babes? Is that...?
25:51Hey, babes. Hey, babes. Hey. Hey, babes.
25:54Please don't tell anyone.
26:02But I'm getting a...
26:06Now, it's called a BBL.
26:09LAUGHTER
26:11Now, not everybody knows what that stands for.
26:14Now, this is a Brazilian butt lift.
26:17LAUGHTER
26:19OK.
26:21I'm on my way for a consultation now.
26:27And the clinic has asked me to bring pics of bum shapes...
26:35LAUGHTER
26:37..that I love.
26:38LAUGHTER
26:40Oh, my...
26:42I know this is a bit weird.
26:45LAUGHTER
26:46But I always thought...
26:48LAUGHTER
26:49..you have...
26:51LAUGHTER
26:53..such...
26:55..a peachy...
26:57LAUGHTER
26:58..bar.
26:59LAUGHTER
27:01Could you...
27:02Oh, my...
27:03..send me...
27:05LAUGHTER
27:07..a quick pic.
27:09LAUGHTER
27:12..will really help.
27:13Thanks.
27:14And then I suppose we'll have to end...
27:16..with a...
27:17..with a peach emoji.
27:18I mean, I feel like that's the best.
27:20Would you use a peach emoji?
27:22I'd probably use, like, the one with the kiss with the heart.
27:25Oh, yeah, OK.
27:26We'll go kiss.
27:27LAUGHTER
27:28So...
27:29..I'm going to send that...
27:31..to everyone in your phone.
27:33CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
27:34So that has gone!
27:36CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
27:41I mean, who are you most worried about?
27:43I don't know.
27:45I'm not really sure.
27:46My mind is gone.
27:47I don't have anybody.
27:48I'd be surprised if anyone actually sends me a picture of their bum.
27:51Well, I think people, like, maybe your accountant and stuff will...
27:54Oh!
27:55Yeah.
27:56LAUGHTER
27:58Oh, my gosh.
28:00The coaches.
28:01The coaches, my son's coaches.
28:03Oh!
28:04Oh!
28:05There's a pasta!
28:06My pasta!
28:07Oh!
28:08Oh!
28:09Oh!
28:10There's a pasta!
28:11My pasta!
28:12Oh!
28:13CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
28:14Today's sermon...
28:16LAUGHTER
28:17OK.
28:18Yeah.
28:19You're starting to get a sense of the game now.
28:21LAUGHTER
28:22OK.
28:23Yeah.
28:24You're starting to get a sense of the game now.
28:26LAUGHTER
28:27All right.
28:28Well, we'll find out later.
28:29in the show what replies the amazing Judy Love gets.
28:39Until then, Judy Love, ladies and gentlemen!
28:42CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
28:43OK.
28:44It is now time to play Wheel on Wheels!
28:48CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
28:49So, last series, you may remember, I drove around the country, surprising people as they watched
29:02the wheel live on television.
29:05LAUGHTER
29:06It is so much fun!
29:09And this series, I headed to Birmingham in my Wheel on Wheels van and let's find out what happened!
29:21So, I'm in Birmingham in my Wheel on Wheels van to find people who are watching The Wheel tonight.
29:27The van is stacked full of prizes and, of course, I've got some celebrity experts in the back as well.
29:33The wheel on wheels, the wheel on wheels
29:40The wheel on wheels
29:43Well, here we are for a brand new Wheel on Wheels.
29:48I love it.
29:49There's something exciting, isn't there, about looking into people's windows.
29:52Yeah.
29:53All right, well, this is the perfect kind of street.
29:55Lovely residential road.
29:59Front rooms aglow.
30:01I think it's time to pop up and find someone.
30:06So exciting.
30:08We are in the fireworks night, time of year.
30:12All right, let's go, let's find some people watching TV.
30:16Now, I can't, I can't help...
30:18Ooh!
30:19Nothing screams Birmingham more than Speedboat.
30:25I can only assume these people have already won a game show in the 1980s.
30:32Let's see what they're watching.
30:34He's watching School of Rock.
30:35Oh, they're playing, they're playing a video game, look.
30:52Call of Duty.
30:53Call of Duty.
30:54All right.
30:59I think it might be a wheel gun.
31:02Suddenly things have got very busy at the end of this residential road.
31:06Go home to watch the wheel.
31:07You...
31:08Erm, pizzas for tonight?
31:09Yeah.
31:10Whack them in the oven, put the wheel on.
31:11What flavours are we going for?
31:12Do you mind?
31:13Oh, it's quite a...
31:14Tastes the difference.
31:15Been a good month, has it?
31:16Well done.
31:17Erm, that's a pizza plus one.
31:18That's huge.
31:19I appreciate that.
31:20Enjoy your tea.
31:21Have a good night.
31:22No, the sound man's there.
31:23Sound man is there.
31:24That's the sound man.
31:25Sound man.
31:26Sound man.
31:27You can't be filming at the wheel!
31:30Don't film!
31:31At the wheel!
31:32Alright.
31:33Ooh, the barbers.
31:34Ooh, there's a telly in the barbers.
31:37Hang on, we've got...
31:38Probably all these shops have TVs.
31:39The betting shop now.
31:40All right.
31:41Ooh, so, you could do a good night.
31:42We have a good night.
31:43No, the sound man's there.
31:44The sound man is there.
31:45That's the sound man.
31:46The sound man.
31:47Sound man.
31:48Sound man.
31:49Sound man.
31:50You can't be filming at the wheel!
31:51Don't film...
31:52AT THE WHEEEL!
31:54Oh, right.
31:55Ooh!
31:56Ooh, the barbers.
31:57Ooh, there's a telly in the barbers.
31:58Hang on, we got...
32:00The betting shop must have a TV. How about this takeaway?
32:13They've got a TV, and the wheel is on. Can you see it?
32:20All right, all right, this should be fun. Here we go.
32:24I can't believe they're watching it in the takeaway.
32:29MUSIC PLAYS
32:36Hi, guys!
32:39Monty Bull. Just a wild guess.
32:41E-bra. E-bra. You don't need to say it, it's written.
32:44E-bra. J, I'm thinking. I'm thinking J.
32:47Yo, Vinny, how are you?
32:49God knows where your hand's just been.
32:52Never shake a man's hand in latex gloves.
32:56LAUGHTER
32:58OK, let's play Wheel on Wheels.
33:00Do you mind if I stay and I'll work here tonight?
33:02Fantastic.
33:03So while the team rigged some secret cameras in this takeaway,
33:06I get to work.
33:08Good, good evening, Lime Pickle?
33:11J, J speaking.
33:13LAUGHTER
33:14Right.
33:15You're wondering how long it's going to take because it's late.
33:18Yes.
33:19Well, listen, what's your name?
33:21Alex.
33:22Hold on.
33:23I'm just going to politely ask how things are going.
33:25What the hell is Alex's vote?!
33:27It's shorter than an hour ago!
33:29There's no vote!
33:30Your rating is going to plummet if you keep behaving like this!
33:34LAUGHTER
33:35I've had a quiet word with the team.
33:38LAUGHTER
33:39It's your lucky day, Alex.
33:42What am I going to say?
33:43It's on the way!
33:46LAUGHTER
33:48She's hung up.
33:49OK.
33:50With everything set and hungry customers on the way,
33:54all I need to do is hide.
33:56The wheel on the wheel.
34:00Hey, are you all right?
34:01Can you just collect the balloons here, man?
34:03Shall we just watch the show?
34:04Oh, yeah, I love this show.
34:06Let's spin the wheel!
34:07Yeah, spin the wheel!
34:08My favourite chat.
34:10CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
34:17You should be watching it instead of getting takeaways.
34:21LAUGHTER
34:24Hi, guys!
34:26Well, you have stumbled on the right takeaway!
34:32Because we are playing wheel on wheels in here tonight!
34:36How are you?
34:38How are you?
34:39Nice to see you.
34:44What was your name?
34:45Ayesha.
34:46So, you're fans of the wheel?
34:47I love you.
34:48How do you tend to do, Ayesha, when you're watching it at home?
34:50I'm f***ing.
34:51LAUGHTER
34:54Well, if you can get the question right...
34:58I'm going to give you your Indian takeaway order.
35:02That comes to 31.50.
35:03Get it right.
35:04Get it right.
35:05Plus...
35:06This is an air fryer.
35:07Do you have an air fryer at home?
35:08Yeah, but I need a new one.
35:10Well, I have a new one.
35:11OK, here we go!
35:13Yeah!
35:14What's going on with the hair?
35:15You've got to sing along, Ayesha!
35:28Here we go.
35:30Which of these prizes debuted on television first?
35:36What are you two thinking?
35:37He tied the bendy bully.
35:39Because bendy bully is from the...
35:41That one.
35:42That's the one.
35:43That one.
35:44That one.
35:45That one.
35:46That one.
35:47That one.
35:48Pointless trophy.
35:49So, Blankety Blank Checkbook and Pen was really savvy chosen.
35:54Yeah.
35:55Now, she's ancient.
35:56God bless her.
35:57Yes.
35:58Yeah.
35:59I don't think it's the teapot.
36:00No.
36:01Because Camel Gordon went ain't as old as that child.
36:04This is a huge moment.
36:05What are you locking in?
36:06Blankety Blank.
36:08That's been locked in.
36:09Let's see what they locked in.
36:11Blankety Blank Checkbook and Pen.
36:14They've locked in the same one.
36:16They locked in the same one as you.
36:18All right.
36:19So, this is for your food.
36:20This is also for this air fry.
36:22I don't know which one I'm more excited for.
36:24Well, let's be honest.
36:25I'm not sure giving you an air fry is going to work out,
36:27seeing as you're obviously a fan of not cooking food.
36:31Is it Blankety Blank Checkbook and Pen?
36:36Let's find out.
36:40Come on.
36:41Come on.
36:42Ooh!
36:43It's got to be.
36:46Yay!
36:49Congratulations.
36:51There is your food.
36:52I'm ready for that.
36:54Ayesha, that is your air fry.
36:56Thanks for that.
36:57Well done.
36:58Have a lovely dinner.
37:00We'll be on wheels.
37:02Are you doing OK?
37:03Are you all watching this programme?
37:05I know, but I'm missing it now.
37:06I'm missing it.
37:07Oh!
37:08You shit!
37:09Do you like this show?
37:10You should pause it!
37:11I'm so sorry.
37:12I'm so sorry.
37:13I expected, darling.
37:14You're really thin in real life.
37:15LAUGHTER
37:16Yeah, you do.
37:17You're really thin in real life.
37:18What's your name?
37:19Heather.
37:20Heather and?
37:21Caroline.
37:22Caroline.
37:23We are here playing wheel on wheels.
37:25Watch headphones.
37:26I'm going to offer you an expert, a celebrity expert.
37:28Are they here?
37:29It's Birmingham's own Darren Harriot.
37:30What's your name?
37:31Heather.
37:32Heather and?
37:33Caroline.
37:34Caroline, we are here playing wheel on wheels.
37:38Watch headphones.
37:39Must have not like that.
37:40I'm going to offer you an expert, a celebrity expert.
37:43Are they here?
37:44It's Birmingham's own Darren Harriot.
37:47LAUGHTER
37:48Oh, right.
37:49Let's make surprises.
37:50Let's do this.
37:51Now, we have a question on Shakespeare to win the headphones.
37:53Come on, Darren.
37:54OK.
37:55I'm already nervous.
37:56OK.
37:57This is the question.
37:58In Hamlet, which of these lines is spoken by the title character?
38:03What do you think it is?
38:04Well, I'm thinking it might be.
38:05The lady.
38:06The lady.
38:07That's what I was thinking.
38:08I've never heard of the other three.
38:09Oh, sorry.
38:10Are you going to lock it in?
38:11You know what?
38:12Let's lock it in.
38:13I mean, the good news here is I have played Hamlet.
38:15Oh, he's not.
38:16He's not.
38:17He's not.
38:18He's not.
38:19He's not.
38:20He's not.
38:21He's not.
38:22He's not.
38:23He's not.
38:24He's not.
38:25He's not.
38:26I'm going to eat Hamlet.
38:27Oh.
38:28Oh.
38:29Oh.
38:30Oh.
38:31Oh.
38:32Oh.
38:33Oh.
38:34Is that right?
38:35You're going to have to buy this food.
38:36Yeah.
38:37You don't know, right, aren't there?
38:38You might be wrong.
38:39Oh, no.
38:40No.
38:41For Michael Shane knows everything.
38:42I don't want to know.
38:44Yes.
38:45Oh.
38:46Oh, it's the wrong answer.
38:48Oh.
38:49Oh, no.
38:50Oh.
38:51I'm so sorry.
38:52I'm afraid you don't win the headphones, you don't win that.
38:55I will buy you the takeaway. Have a lovely evening.
38:59Thank you, guys.
39:03And the hungry customers just kept on coming.
39:05It's been the wheel!
39:08Please welcome Richie Anderson.
39:10Hi, Pat. How are you doing?
39:12I'm a power listener.
39:13Could you bench me?
39:14Ah!
39:16Ah!
39:17Ah!
39:18Ah!
39:19Ah!
39:20It's been the wheel!
39:22No, you're not supposed to pop up yet!
39:24Well, celebrity expert Ekansu!
39:27You're playing for a takeaway and an Xbox.
39:30Ah!
39:31Ah!
39:32Ah!
39:33Ah!
39:34Ah!
39:35Ah!
39:36Ah!
39:37Ah!
39:38Ah!
39:39Ah!
39:40You know what?
39:41We do like a money spiller.
39:43Now,
39:44you guys
39:45need
39:46a chance
39:47to win something.
39:49I would like to invite you to take part
39:51in the money spiller.
39:52Jay, Vinny,
39:53and Moabal.
39:54But we will need four other people.
39:56Here's one.
39:57Come on in!
39:58OK.
39:59Now, let's just find out,
40:00because we need three more people,
40:01but let's find out what the subject of the money spiller is.
40:03I can tell you the subject of the money spiller is going to be on
40:06football.
40:07Yes!
40:08Let's go!
40:09Come on!
40:10Let's go!
40:11OK.
40:12Let's go!
40:13Do you want to get three more people from the kitchen
40:15that you think can answer questions on football?
40:17Yeah.
40:18OK.
40:19I'm going to ask a question.
40:20There are multiple answers.
40:22For every correct answer,
40:24you are going to win an hour's pay.
40:29Yay!
40:31I'll switch with the short one up here.
40:33What do you mean?
40:34Substitution!
40:35Substitution!
40:36You've been substituted!
40:38We want to win some money!
40:40Yay!
40:41As soon as they find out there's money involved,
40:44he's out!
40:45OK.
40:46Yeah.
40:47If we get the whole way around,
40:49it is a full day's pay for all of you.
40:53Yay!
40:54Looking forward to that.
40:55Here we go.
40:56Let's have a look at the question.
40:57The name of any London football team
41:00in the top four leagues.
41:02Any London football team?
41:04What have we got?
41:05Arsenal!
41:06Think of it!
41:08London!
41:09London, quick!
41:10West Ham.
41:11West Ham!
41:12Chelsea!
41:13Arsenal!
41:14Arsenal!
41:15Brentford!
41:16Brentford!
41:17Crystal Palace!
41:18Crystal Palace!
41:19Tottenham!
41:20Tottenham!
41:21Tottenham!
41:22Tottenham!
41:23Tottenham!
41:24One more!
41:25One more!
41:26Tottenham!
41:27Yeah!
41:28Yeah!
41:29CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
41:31You are!
41:32You are!
41:33You are!
41:34You are!
41:35You are!
41:36You are!
41:37You are!
41:38You are!
41:39Very, very fun!
41:41APPLAUSE
41:44We do have some...
41:47I'm calling them lime picklers.
41:48The restaurant is called Lime Pickle.
41:50Lime Picklers.
41:51Jay, Vinnie and Bybel are here!
41:53Stand up, lads!
41:54CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
41:55Here they are!
41:56Here the boys!
41:57Come on!
42:01You were a great sport.
42:02We had so much fun in there.
42:04Thank you so much.
42:05Ladies and gentlemen, give it up for our lime picklers!
42:07APPLAUSE
42:10Now, ladies and gentlemen,
42:11it is time to introduce two gentlemen
42:13who, whenever they release an album,
42:15it always seems to go straight to number one.
42:17They are heading out on tour later this year.
42:20Please welcome
42:21Michael Ball
42:22and Alfie Bow!
42:23CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
42:25You light the skies above me.
42:37A star so bright, you blind me.
42:50Oh, oh, oh!
42:51Don't close your eyes.
42:55Don't fade away.
42:57Don't fade away.
43:00Don't fade away.
43:02Oh, oh!
43:04Yeah, you and me, we could ride on a star.
43:09If you stay with me, girl, we can rule the world.
43:14We can rule the world
43:18Yeah, you and me, we can light up the sky
43:22If you stay by my side
43:26We can rule the world
43:30If walls break down
43:34I will come for you
43:40If angels cry
43:44Oh, I'll be there
43:48For you
43:50You saved my soul
43:56Don't leave me now
43:58Don't leave me now
44:02Yeah, you and me, we can ride on a star
44:08If you stay with me, girl
44:12We can rule the world
44:16Yeah, you and me, we can light up the sky
44:20If you stay by my side
44:23We can rule the world
44:28The stars are coming out tonight
44:42They're lighting up the sky tonight
44:46For you
44:48For you
44:50For you
44:52For you
44:54For you
44:58For you
45:00For you
45:02For you
45:04For you
45:06Yeah, you and me, we can ride on a star
45:10If you stay with me, girl
45:12We can rule the world
45:16Yeah, you and me, we can light up the sky
45:20If you stay by my side
45:22If you stay by my side
45:24We can rule the world
45:28For you
45:30And the stars are coming out tonight
45:36And the stars are coming out tonight
45:40Ladies and gentlemen, it's Borla Bowe!
45:46Love that, guys! Love that!
45:50Love that! All the stars are coming out tonight!
45:54So, new album, lads? Yeah, a new album called Together At Home.
45:58Together At Home. Following the theme. Very good, very good.
46:01And so all the songs reflect home.
46:03That home means to you in whatever way that is.
46:05Yes. People who sit at home wanting to rule the world.
46:08Yes. Excellent.
46:11Brilliant. Well, guys, I love you, we love you.
46:14Wasn't that sensational?
46:16Ladies and gentlemen, it's Borla Bowe! Love that!
46:21Praise at the show!
46:23Well done. Nice to see you. Thank you so much for your panel.
46:27It is now time to catch up with Judy Love in Set to All!
46:33CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
46:36So, let's remind ourselves of the message that we sent
46:40to all of Judy's contacts earlier, which was,
46:43Hey, babes, please don't tell anyone,
46:45but I'm getting a BBL Brazilian butt lift.
46:49I'm on my way to the consultation now,
46:51and the clinic has asked me to bring some pics of bum shapes
46:54that I love.
46:55I know this is a bit weird,
46:56but I always thought you have such a peachy bum.
46:58Could you send me a quick pic?
47:00Will really help.
47:01Thanks.
47:02Kissing emoji.
47:04So, we've got a lot to get through.
47:06Oh, my God!
47:09Oh, they're still coming in.
47:10Oh, God, who's the... Oh!
47:13Oh, right, we won't put that on.
47:15Oh, no, you know what?
47:17That's terrible.
47:18I will not show it.
47:19Who's Daniel?
47:20A friend of mine.
47:22He does parties.
47:23What does it say?
47:24No, I can't.
47:25It's his bare bottom.
47:26Let's leave it.
47:27Let me see.
47:30No, I can't show it to you.
47:32He's put two.
47:33One is him in his pants,
47:34and one is his actual bottom.
47:36Oh, my God!
47:37Daniel!
47:38Call me.
47:40Oh, my God!
47:41Oh, my God!
47:42He sent a voice note.
47:43You want to replicate my butt as to what you want to get as a BBO.
48:00OK.
48:01I think we must have leave that one.
48:05OK, let's see who's next.
48:11Russell Kane.
48:12Oh!
48:13Hi, babe.
48:14Firstly, your bum is perfect.
48:16Secondly, I'm on a road trip holiday in America, in Alabama,
48:21with my in-laws, so this is the best angle I could get of my bum
48:26next to my father-in-law's face.
48:29We even pulled over to get the shot.
48:32Love to all.
48:33I think we have that.
48:35Woo-hoo!
48:43That's why I love Russell.
48:44I love him.
48:45OK, so we will now go to Rob Rinder.
48:48Oh-ho-ho-ho-ho!
48:51Darling, you know perfectly well I don't have a peachy bottom.
48:55Can I come with maybe they'll do a two-for-one?
48:59Oh, this is excellent.
49:00I mean, I don't know how many times you've communicated with Gordon Ramsay.
49:12Oh, my face, I love it to be sick.
49:15So, now, you know there is a word that Gordon favours.
49:21It may begin with the same letter as indeed the word favour.
49:26So now you have that in your mind, I will leave the word out.
49:30You can insert it, cos I can already see it is prominent.
49:33WTF, are you drinking right now?
49:38A bit weird, YOU THINK, in capitals.
49:42Then a surprised emoji.
49:44I think you've set this at the wrong Gordon.
49:46Then the word you're thinking of followed by me.
49:49LAUGHTER
49:52Um...
49:53OK.
49:55Accountant...
49:56SHE'S ACTUALLY QUITE URIOUSLY SAID,
50:03HI, DO YOU WANT TO CLAIM THROUGH THE COMPANY?
50:06LAUGHTER
50:19We've got one from Rebel Wilson,
50:23who has actually sent a few photos.
50:26Oh, no!
50:27Oh, my God, I thought you were joking.
50:30I have no real butt whatsoever.
50:33LAUGHTER
50:35That is American movie star Rebel Wilson.
50:39Awkward.
50:40She's lovely.
50:41OK, so, who's Alison X?
50:43That's Alison Hammond.
50:45LAUGHTER
50:47Ham-o.
50:48Ham-o.
50:49Um, babes, if I send you a picture of my butt,
50:53you would need landscape.
50:55LAUGHTER
50:57But, in the meantime, I'll send you one of Rob Beckett's.
51:03LAUGHTER
51:04And now she's actually sent a picture of them.
51:06LAUGHTER
51:11Oh, Ham-o.
51:12Love you.
51:13OK, who is Alex Task?
51:15Alex... Oh, Alex from Taskmaster.
51:17Oh.
51:18Alex Horn?
51:19Yeah.
51:20I love him.
51:21You've got to stop asking me this.
51:23LAUGHTER
51:25It's the fifth time now.
51:28I'm currently on stage in Nottingham,
51:30and I don't think it's appropriate.
51:32LAUGHTER
51:34This is funny.
51:35Who's Sally Shelford?
51:36She's like our big boss for loose women.
51:39LAUGHTER
51:40LAUGHTER
51:41Well, she has sent a photograph of her dog's bottom.
51:45LAUGHTER
51:46APPLAUSE
51:52Er...
51:53Ha!
51:54James Acaster has sent,
51:56no problem, one sec,
51:58took a while to get the right angle,
52:00but I think it came out pretty good,
52:02and then he sent a picture of me.
52:04LAUGHTER
52:11Oh!
52:13Oh, my God.
52:14Well, listen, thank you so much, Jude.
52:16I know it's stressful,
52:17but this has been one of my favourite ever sent to all.
52:20Ladies and gentlemen,
52:21what an incredible sport.
52:22Judy Love!
52:24Go on, Judy!
52:25We love Judy!
52:27We're going to text everyone.
52:29We text him,
52:30tell everyone it was a joke!
52:32Oh, my God.
52:33APPLAUSE
52:34Very good.
52:35OK.
52:36Earlier tonight,
52:37we surprised Lorna
52:38when she thought she was here
52:39to check into an apartment,
52:41but opened the fridge door
52:43and we gave her the biggest surprise of her life.
52:45Since then,
52:46she's been rehearsing.
52:48Let's have a quick look
52:49at how she's been getting on.
52:52I still feel a bit like I can't believe it's happening.
52:55I'm not quite sure what to think of what to say.
52:57I'm quite overwhelmed.
52:59Have fun.
53:01As long as the knots come out.
53:02We'll be fine.
53:04I think a lot of people think I'm quite a confident person,
53:08but I don't like being the person that it's all about,
53:11so I quite realise I like doing it for other people
53:14rather than it being about myself.
53:16Being here today is just like a dream come true
53:19and I can definitely tick singing on a stage
53:22and though I stand off my bucket list.
53:24Being a mum is the most important job of my life.
53:28My children are everything.
53:30Well, I feel like I'm going to cry.
53:31So tonight I'm singing this for my children.
53:37Ladies and gentlemen, she has dreamed of performing on a big stage.
53:42Give all your love for Lorna!
53:45I'll sing it one last time for you.
54:04And we really have to go.
54:16You've been the only thing that's right in all I've done.
54:29And I can barely look at you.
54:36But every single time I do,
54:43I know I'll make it anywhere away from here.
54:56Oh, light up, light up.
55:02As if you have a choice.
55:07Even if you cannot hear my voice,
55:13I'll be right beside you dear.
55:23Louder, louder, louder.
55:27And we'll run for our lives.
55:32I can hardly speak, I understand
55:38Why you can raise your voice to say
55:46To think I might not see those eyes
55:54Makes it so hard not to cry
56:00And as we say our long goodbye
56:07I nearly do
56:09I nearly do
56:10Oh
56:12Oh
56:13Oh
56:15Light up, light up
56:17As if you have a choice
56:23Even if you cannot hear my voice
56:29I'll be right beside you dear
56:35Oh
56:39And louder, louder
56:43And we'll run for our lives
56:47I can hardly speak
56:51I understand why you can raise your voice
56:57To say
57:03Light up
57:27Don't see mum
57:33You're amazing
57:39I can't hear you
57:43I can't hear you
57:45Thank you
57:51It's like a dream come true
57:53Thank you
57:55It's just amazing
57:59And how does it feel to have your kids here watching that?
58:01It's everything
58:03I just tell my kids be kind
58:05Give back
58:07Believe in yourself and
58:09Hopefully improving to them today
58:11But if you do that then you just put yourself out there that actually good things can happen
58:15Thank you
58:19How does it feel watching mum
58:21I'm so proud of her
58:23She's done so good and she looks so beautiful
58:25And I'm just really proud of you
58:27Thank you
58:29How are you feeling?
58:31Very proud
58:33Lorna's amazing
58:35She's the kindest
58:37Most hard-working person I've ever met
58:39And for my kids to see that every day
58:41She's a great role model for them
58:43I'm really lucky
58:45Aw, Lorna
58:47Thank you
58:49Ladies and gentlemen
58:51Our unexpected star of tonight's show
58:53It's Lorna
58:59Thank you very much
59:01If you'd like to nominate someone for the unexpected star of the show
59:05Or for any other surprise
59:07Go to bbc.co.uk
59:09Slash big show for all the details
59:11Next week
59:13You remember me
59:15Holly Willoughby plays remember me
59:17Music from Busted vs McFly
59:19And I surprise Perry
59:21In the Midnight Game Show
59:47Yeah
59:51F
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