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00:01I'm Matty Matheson, and today I'm gonna be making one of my all-time favorite dishes from Chengdu
00:08beautiful Szechuan boiled chili fish. This is something me and my wife we go
00:14You know once a month we'll sneak away and have a hot broth night date. There's nothing like a hot brothy night
00:21Trish
00:22My little squish. There's nobody else that I want to eat Szechuan with more than my beautiful wife
00:28Especially when she's pregnant because she's spicy in and around
00:32eating the Szechuan she'll she she
00:36She's got a lot of flavor right now
00:39She's she's six months pregnant. If I do one thing she's like
00:44She'll peak it's great
00:47You're seven months pregnant. Okay, see even she's seven months pregnant
00:52I'm an idiot and the best thing about
00:54giving birth is eating spicy food, right Trish?
01:02What Trish?
01:05You're gross. I guess you're gonna be in this episode there Trishy
01:24Are you taking continuity shots?
01:26What if you just quickly
01:29Did you take a shot? He just look at the
01:34Just look at your phone real quick and
01:37Just see if there's anything on set that shouldn't be on set or that's not part of boiled chili fish
01:54I'll just take that
01:57What what is it?
02:01Whose is that? Oh, it's yours
02:06Thank you, she's always helping so much
02:12Michelle
02:14We got the are we good? Should we start first thing that we're gonna do is make the actual
02:23Szechuan chili oil half a cup of canola oil. We're gonna get this hot. There's something about it
02:30I'm like addicted to it. So our oil is hot. We're gonna add our Szechuan peppercorns
02:35You don't want to burn these. You just want to fry them up
02:42So nice and toasted pull out all your chili peppers and then we're gonna build the rest of our oiled chili fish
02:48I could eat it a lot of days in a row. We're just crack some garlic
02:54It's a one pot. I love making one pots. We're gonna cut up some celery
03:00Onion and all that oil has that Szechuan in it the chili
03:04We're gonna add our leek
03:08Finally throw in some ginger
03:12Spicy and then the onions
03:16We're gonna act like a sad scene from a movie
03:18Titanic?
03:24When Billy Zane was looking for Rose, but she loved she loved Jack
03:30Jack died, fell off the table
03:34It was so sad and then he drifted down and he turned into ice cubes
03:40Jack
03:42Jack
03:44Jack wake up
03:46Remember Titanic?
03:48Billy Zane is one of the greatest actors right?
03:50Do you remember Billy Zane?
03:52Do you think Billy Zane would come on the show?
03:54Of course you do
03:56But he's not doing anything
03:58Should I text him?
03:59Call him
04:00You know Billy Zane?
04:01How do you know Billy Zane?
04:02I'll text him
04:03But how do you have Billy Zane's number?
04:04He was at a party and we met and he's just like, yo
04:06He's like, yo, what's up?
04:08He's like, what do you like to drink? And I said, anything
04:12Whatever you're pouring, Billy
04:14Okay, well while you're doing that, I'm just gonna add some cayenne pepper
04:18And we're gonna move that around, it's gonna get in all the oil that's gonna really wake it up
04:24Is Titanic the greatest film of all time?
04:26It was
04:28What was the movie that beat Titanic?
04:30Tag
04:32Tag beat it
04:34For sure
04:35Oh wow
04:36I'm gonna pull out all of our crunchy chili peppers that we fried
04:41We're gonna take the tops off
04:43And this is gonna be really good
04:45That toasty chili pepper
04:49We're gonna throw back in all of our toasted Szechuan peppercorns
04:53Now we're gonna add a bunch of chicken stock
04:57And we're gonna let this come up to temperature
04:59We're gonna bring this up to a boil
05:01Did Billy respond?
05:02What did Billy say?
05:03I said, sup, Billy
05:04And he said, hey, babe, what's up?
05:06Should I say like
05:07Ask him if you want some chili fish
05:10Do you?
05:14You know when your friends say, yeah, I know Billy Zane
05:17Like, haven't spoken to him in months
05:19Hey, babe, what's up? Do you like chili fish?
05:21That's the example
05:22Billy Zane's the example of when you say that
05:25And I'm like, I don't even know what's real and what's not real anymore
05:28There's so many jokes between everyone
05:30Everyone's out to get me
05:31They're all sabotaging me
05:32You see it
05:33You see it
05:34So what party were you at?
05:35Where you met Billy Zane?
05:37Uh
05:38Were you in LA or were you in Toronto?
05:39No, I was actually in Palm Springs
05:40You were in Palm Springs
05:42Okay
05:43Okay
05:44To Wicked Cal
05:45In Titanic
05:46Billy Zane was once a reliably dashing presence on screens both big and small
05:51What's it like knowing you've got an army of Zane heads around the world?
05:54Zane Meister Zane
05:55I think they're called Zaniacs
05:56Zaniacs!
05:57Yo, I'm a Zaniac!
05:58Yo, Michelle's been a low-key Zaniac!
06:03It's not a secret that, you know, Billy Zane and I are buds
06:08It's just, um, it's just a thing that I don't need to tell people
06:12Who can blame Zane?
06:15You can't blame Zane!
06:16You're a Zaniac!
06:17Once you're a Zaniac, you're a Zaniac for life
06:19You can't go back
06:20Yeah, once you're a Zaniac, you don't go back
06:23Is that true?
06:24Michelle?
06:25I can't
06:27You don't Zane and tell
06:31I reach out to Billy and I'm just like, how are you?
06:34Like, how's your fam?
06:36And, uh, he's truly an amazing man
06:38So it's just, like, good to have him around, you know?
06:41Be like, hey, do you want to come on my YouTube show?
06:43Oh, just like
06:44I'm a food coordinator
06:46I'm a food coordinator on a show that's never even won a Webby award
06:50Remember when I said I was famous?
06:52I lied
06:56Oh, he answered!
06:57What'd he say?
06:58I said, do you like chili fish?
06:59And he said, I like you better
07:06Oh my God, send a selfie and see what he sends
07:10What?
07:11What's happening?
07:12And then, and then they're going back
07:13They're sending each other selfies
07:15Send
07:17If he doesn't answer, I'm gonna be offended
07:19So, we're boiling our beautiful broth
07:24As Billy, if he liked chili fish, then he said he liked, uh, Michelle more
07:28I always love to have cabbage in it
07:31You didn't talk to Billy
07:33I was asking questions, and then Michelle was texting
07:36Then Billy was answering, and then we were, we were talking then
07:40That's talking, that's communication
07:41Just go get some bean sprouts, a big handful of bean sprouts
07:45Throw that in there
07:46I was talking, and then he was talking with his fingers
07:50He's communicating
07:52We have some beautiful cod here
07:54And we're just gonna slice
07:56Some fillets, some nice slices
07:59We're just gonna kinda take these, and just drop them in
08:02And then we just poach
08:04At this point, we got our fish in
08:06Our vegetables are cooking
08:08This isn't gonna take long
08:09This is gonna take like three minutes
08:11Grab a big bunch of pea shoots
08:13And I'm just gonna put them in the one corner
08:15I don't wanna really mix these in
08:17And then we're gonna take our lid
08:20And we're gonna put it on
08:21For about five minutes
08:23And it's just gonna steam
08:24And come together
08:25And gently just
08:26Become very, very perfect
08:29Did he text back?
08:33What did he do since the selfie?
08:35He didn't respond
08:36No, he was like, oh, fuck her
08:38He's like, oh, I remember who this bitch is, you know
08:40So now, I'm gonna cut up some scallions
08:43Then I want some cilantro
08:45Okay, we got our two garnishes
08:48Do you want the reveal?
08:49Here we go
08:54Ah, fuck
08:55Ow!
08:57Thin hot metal
08:59Yeah!
09:00Why don't I just touch it again?
09:02Fuck
09:03I don't even have
09:04Do I have a kitchen towel today?
09:06I don't even have
09:07I just realized
09:08I don't even have a kitchen towel today
09:09You want one?
09:10Do I want one?
09:12No, no
09:13No, I'll just keep her
09:14This is perfect
09:15This is beautiful
09:16I'm gonna hit it with some green onions
09:18Oh my goodness
09:19Where
09:20Oh, the ones over here?
09:22Where are you going?
09:25We can't just use all of my families
09:27These are
09:28There's one in the laundry
09:30We gotta get just a dash
09:31We gotta get just a dash ones
09:32These are like Trishies
09:33No, Trish and I went through them
09:34And she said you can use this one
09:35These ones? Okay
09:36I don't wanna make Trish mad
09:37She gets so mad
09:38I know, but she
09:39She's so pregnant
09:40She's so mad
09:42The third one's like
09:43She's like a pregnant
09:45Grizzly bear
09:48We have some steamed rice
09:51I like to put the rice on one side
09:53And then what I like to do
09:55Is pile up
09:56The boiled chili fish
09:58Oof
09:59We'll get some of the pea shoot leaves
10:03Look at these
10:05With some snow pea shoots
10:07A good bowl of rice
10:10And that flaky beautiful cod
10:21It's so good
10:22That you could melt an iceberg
10:24An iceberg that's big enough
10:26That could sink a Titanic
10:30And kill Billy Zane
10:33Michelle come try
10:35We should send a picture of me and you
10:37With our chili fish to Billy Zane
10:40I think the best thing about
10:42Me and Michelle's relationship
10:44Is her bringing me and Billy together
10:46Really
10:47WWW
10:48What would
10:49See WWW
10:50What would
10:51Billy Zane do
10:52Right there on my wrist
10:53I've had it for years
10:54That's nice
10:55Yeah, yeah, yeah
10:56That's really nice
11:00It's a good pic
11:01The show
11:02Would just call me up
11:03And just be like
11:04How do you make
11:05Szechuan chili fish
11:06I'd be like
11:07This is how you make it Billy
11:08All the celebrities call me
11:10I'm like the celebrity Yelp
11:12I'm like a
11:13I'm like a recipe
11:14Rolodex for celebrities
11:16Billy Zane's a new customer
11:18And a new best friend
11:20How good is that?
11:21The ginger?
11:22Walk me up
11:23Walk me up
11:24Dude
11:25Sleepy
11:26Okay, now text Billy
11:27Okay
11:28Total babe
11:29Oh
11:30He texted back
11:31And she said he didn't text back
11:34What do you think Billy is doing during the pandemic?
11:37Hanging out
11:38Waxing his head?
11:39Yeah, doesn't matter
11:40Does he have social media?
11:41Does he have an IG?
11:42I don't know, let's find out
11:43And then I'm like I need to look at his Instagram
11:45I need to see Billy
11:46Does Billy Zane have an Instagram?
11:47Guess what he does
11:48He's got 87,000 followers
11:49Which is low
11:50Okay?
11:51For a celebrity
11:52It's low
11:53Yeah, I'm asking this ten times out around
11:54No, I have a hundred
11:56Ten thousand times
11:57A hundred times
11:58Looks like he's got a good scarf collection
12:00Is he a painter?
12:01Wait
12:02Okay, Billy Zane's a painter?
12:03And he loves
12:04And he loves
12:05He's got a good scarf collection
12:07Is he a painter?
12:08Wait
12:09Okay, Billy Zane's a painter?
12:10And he loves making art
12:13He makes beautiful art
12:14Shut up
12:15And he's good?
12:16No
12:17Okay, good
12:18He's not good
12:19His art is from the behold
12:20You know, like
12:21I can't say anything
12:22I kind of
12:23You know, he makes beautiful art
12:24Okay
12:25He's not good at painting
12:26He's a painter
12:28He's a beautiful
12:29He's an artist
12:30It's incredible
12:31Acrylic
12:32He's doing acrylic on cotton t-shirt
12:34Ah
12:36Ah
12:37Ah
12:38Ah
12:39He sent a selfie
12:41He sent a selfie
12:44Real time
12:46Endgame
12:47You are the new boss
12:49Of Just a Dash
12:50And you tell us what to do from now on
12:53Look, I'm about to post just sick painting
12:56There we go
12:57Boom
12:58Sick painting
12:59Matty Matheson
13:00And I'm gonna give him a follow
13:02And we're following Billy Zane
13:05And we're gonna get
13:06We're gonna see how quick
13:08We can become best friends
13:10Cuz he just wrote
13:11Show them
13:12My dudes
13:14My dudes
13:15And a selfie
13:18Did he follow back?
13:19I mean, look
13:20I forgot I followed him
13:21This is incredible
13:23Billy Zane
13:24He's my favorite actor of all time for sure
13:29No
13:32FaceTime him
13:34No, I can't
13:35What do you mean?
13:38FaceTime him!
13:39We're best friends
13:40My dudes
13:41We're cash
13:42Does he phone the show?
13:48No
13:49Yeah, that's weird
13:50FaceTime
13:52Just FaceTime, here
13:53I'll help, yeah
13:54FaceTime
13:55Oh
13:56Unavailable
13:57Well, he didn't pick up, but that's okay
14:10He fucking
14:13Okay, fine then
14:15If he doesn't want to pick up a FaceTime
14:16Okay, fine then
14:17I'll shut him down
14:18That's how you make a beautiful
14:23Perfectly balanced
14:25Szechuan
14:26And Billy Zane's my new best friend
14:29Billy!
14:31Billy!
14:33What?
14:34Billy!
14:37Are you talking to him, Michelle?
14:38Did he text back?
14:40Oh
14:41Did I ruin it?
14:42He's gonna be my best friend
14:43He's gonna be my best friend
14:44I just followed him and said
14:45Sick painting
14:47I don't think that was
14:49I don't think that was Billy
14:51You don't think that was Billy?
14:52No
14:53You think she renamed
14:55Somebody Billy Zane in her phone that quick
14:57And then got somebody to send a Billy Zane selfie
15:01And was like
15:02No, they were
15:03We were all talking
15:06He sent a selfie!
15:09Of course I don't know fucking Billy Zane
15:11Like
15:13How would I ever know Billy Zane?
15:14That's insane
15:18I think everyone's just fucking with me
15:20You think that was a joke too?
15:22Yeah
15:23How?
15:24We're gonna see how quick
15:27We can become best friends
15:29You are the new boss
15:31Of just a dash
15:33New boss
15:34Of just a dash
15:35When he was just like
15:36What's Billy Zane up to right now?
15:38I was like
15:39Fuck I'll text him
15:40And switched Trish's contact in my phone to Billy Zane
15:45And then she's a genius
15:47And she just played along
15:49I think it was Trish
15:52You think Billy Zane was Trish?
15:55I guess you're gonna be in this episode there Trishy
15:58What's happening Torrid?
15:59See this is what I'm talking about!
16:01This is what I'm fucking talking about!
16:02I'm sitting here trying to do a good interview
16:04And fucking
16:06Towards trying to make me think that Trishy
16:08Trishy my love
16:10I'm trying to make
16:12A fucking cooking show
16:15They pull up my fucking strings
16:16I can't even tell the recipe anymore
16:19Do you know what these interviews used to be?
16:21These interviews used to be
16:23Just me
16:24Kinda trying to talk about the recipe
16:27Yeah, yeah, yeah
16:28Oh my god
16:29Like and subscribe
16:30I wanna talk to you
16:31Right now I'm looking in the mirror
16:32Building up the courage
16:33I make believe you're staring at me
16:34And I start to worry
16:35But I can't wait much longer
16:36Yeah, I'm in an awful hurry
16:37When I saw you I knew
16:38So you
16:39Can't wait to meet me
16:43When I talk to you
16:44You make me crazy
16:45You make me feel sane
16:46You underestimate
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