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00:00It would be nice to be a dog, wouldn't it, like a pit, just like, you don't have to talk
00:17to no one, no one can really talk to you because you can just look at them and, like, they're
00:21complete bellends, but look, look, wouldn't it be great to sit there, you don't have to
00:26answer anyone, you've got no problems, you don't give them monkeys, just make sure I'm
00:31fed and I will trot around and sit there and doing whatever I want.
00:35Oh, what a dog's life, eh?
00:37If she's pregnant, it'll be great, but we'll know that tomorrow, probably.
00:40Right, here goes the tipperuni.
00:42Let's have a little look here.
00:44I've lost Blondie as well, I don't know where she's gone.
00:46It looks like that's just been done.
00:48That's basically another helipad, isn't it?
00:51Isn't it?
00:56Whoever thought the country life was a peaceful life had never stepped foot into my corner
01:10of West Sussex.
01:13I'll tell you now, this ain't worth the grief.
01:15I'm done!
01:20I'm eight weeks into my latest build project and it's not just the gang that's crazy this
01:25year.
01:26Work on the manor house is at full throttle.
01:33Now you're talking about bringing someone in, now you're starting to frighten me.
01:36Because now you're going to be 50 under grand, aren't you?
01:39So bad this is.
01:40And the costs are skyrocketing.
01:42Not a dollar over 30 grand.
01:44With no end in sight.
01:45Then he rings me up, he goes, 48 grand.
01:47I went mental.
01:49How much did I?
01:50Well, normal price.
01:51What, make it up as I go a long price?
01:53Exactly.
01:54How much is it?
01:55If you bought it online, two and a half thousand.
01:57I wouldn't buy it online, but I'd give you 500 for it.
02:01Oh my God.
02:01Thousands are going out the window.
02:05Out the sunroof, the window.
02:07Beans on toast this month, Vin.
02:09Yeah.
02:09If I know a ballpark what it is, it's going to be 500 to a million by the time we're done
02:13because you keep unearthing stuff.
02:15I hope my accountant don't watch this.
02:17Whilst it's going like the clappers up here, down by the goat pen, Wobbs' clearance crew
02:29have come to a standstill.
02:33Come on.
02:34Instead of munching a clear path through the woods, this lot are more interested in Wobbly's
02:38nuts.
02:39I knew this would happen.
02:40Come on.
02:44They don't want to be locked in there for the day.
02:46That's what it is.
02:48They're not silly.
02:50Come on.
02:53They're getting on my tits, these goats.
02:55Yeah.
02:57Oh, you little...
02:58Tell you what, this ain't going to want to get caught.
03:00I signed up for the goat project.
03:03Wobbs, can you build us a goat pen?
03:05No problem.
03:06But then, can you put the goats out in the morning?
03:09Can you get the goats in in the evening?
03:11Can you feed the goats?
03:12Can you milk the goats?
03:13Can you look after the goats?
03:15Yeah.
03:17Come on.
03:21Gotcha.
03:21Right.
03:26Right, come on.
03:27Chin goes through there and that goes over his head.
03:29Do you think a donkey would be bad?
03:30No, I think a machine would go through there in about ten minutes.
03:33Done.
03:34Smash.
03:36That one's gone.
03:38Come here.
03:39Oh, this is bollocks.
03:42Just wait there.
03:44Come on.
03:50Do you think my bee story that I saved rescue the bee?
03:53They've already made up any little bee.
03:55No, I'll send it to you.
03:56Oh, I've got it.
03:58No, I'll send it to you.
03:58No, I've been chasing goats about.
04:06It's definitely a two-man job, putting them out in the morning.
04:08Honestly.
04:09Yeah, not easy.
04:12Now I've got a cold breakfast because I've been chasing goats around the countryside.
04:15Oh, nice.
04:16I would like to sit down and renegotiate my contract, please.
04:25I'm spending hand over fist on me 300-year-old fixer-upper.
04:31I'm spending hand over fist on me 300-year-old fixer-upper.
04:36So these goats are one drain on the old wallet I need to put a stopper in.
04:41The goats were never going to earn their keep.
04:44I think you needed six or eight big'uns to come in.
04:48When I saw them, it was the end of story.
04:49I've got so much to do with Wobbly.
04:52I've taken him off the construction and given him a bit of an holiday, to be fair, but they're
04:57jobs I need doing.
04:58And running a petting zoo ain't one of them.
05:01So as they're not pulling their weight...
05:03Am I pleased to see this young lady?
05:06She's come to end my goat-keeping career.
05:09I'm cancelling their contracts.
05:12Quite ready, Wobbs?
05:14Yeah, let's try.
05:16Come with them.
05:19Here they go.
05:21This is the governor, this one.
05:23Mummy here.
05:24She's the one.
05:25I think it was a big ask to get them to do what Vinnie wanted them to do.
05:31So it didn't go that well, really.
05:33It didn't go well at all, really, because they hardly touched it.
05:37So I'd say it was a complete waste of time.
05:40I wouldn't mind buying some goats.
05:46Oh, fuck off.
05:48The little holiday's over with the goats, and he's going back on the tools.
05:54So that's that.
05:56Bye.
05:57Time and patience is in short supply at the moment.
06:00So Wobbly's little posse is one addition to the farm I'm glad to see the back of.
06:06Especially as I've got another one about to blow into town.
06:10Are you okay?
06:12Yeah.
06:13I've just spoken to Colsey.
06:16He's in a bit of a bad way, I think, honey.
06:19He ain't got nowhere to live.
06:21Me and Colsey, we go back to when we were ten-ish.
06:26Football.
06:27Common denominator with a lot of my friends. Football.
06:31He is the kind of lad that would win the lottery and lose the ticket on the way to collect his winnings.
06:38He'd finished with his girlfriend, the relationship went, lost his job and everything, and I got a call.
06:43I said, come here, get your stuff, come down the farm and we'll sort something out.
06:47What I'll do is, is give him his old job back driving.
06:52He can come with me while I'm on The Gentleman.
06:54We're all over the place this year.
06:56We're at Ashcombe, we're at Badminton, Beaconsfield, we're at West Wickham.
06:59Yeah, yeah.
07:00I don't want to do all that driving, love.
07:02He knows the ropes around a film set, you know.
07:04But do you want me to pass over any duties to him?
07:06It'll just be like a PA, if you've got things to do, he loves driving, that's his thing.
07:11He's going to be the new PA?
07:13Yeah.
07:14Not figures and paperwork and all that.
07:17Right.
07:18No.
07:19Just like, if we've got a few days off, you know, he can go and do the dry cleaning runs and stuff like that.
07:23Okay.
07:24Come with it.
07:26Colsy and Vinny have got a massive amount of history, and it's very sweet that Colsy has called Vinny in his moment of need.
07:36And Vinny's been able to offer that help.
07:39I mean, just how much testosterone can you handle?
07:43I'm just surrounded by boys.
07:45Throw in another one.
07:46What difference does it make?
07:48You know?
07:49Absolutely.
07:50This year, my crazy gang is spread over 2,000 acres of countryside, so although it may feel like
08:05so although it may feel like they're playing at opposing ends my breakfast
08:09club gets us all back on the same side you know I went and sat up there with a
08:14dog on top of that hill last night for about 50 minutes and it was just
08:18unbelievable just watching the wildlife breakfast club to me it's going back a
08:24little bit to Yellowstone a lot of the scenes are in the bunkhouse and they're
08:27playing cards or they're in breakfast them in so I just said to Mandy come in
08:31cook us all a lovely big fry up and happy days all the helipad lights are in
08:39so you can switch them from your phone when you're up in the helicopter we chew
08:43the fat we put everything to rights we see what's going on good for camaraderie
08:47we're getting there yeah yeah but there's these little bits added on well you know
08:52the crack yeah yeah but can you just yes you know when we get going again we're on
08:59the front foot what's the plan what's what's the plan down there it's cracking
09:05on mate there's not many places you work where the the guy you're working for
09:13basically prepares you all breakfast and you sit down and you have a chat it's
09:17lovely and heading in for today's fry up it's me old mucker from way back
09:23Colsey so back to the farm yeah you spoken to then yeah he said I think it
09:33might be your lucky day how'd you fancy come on the gentleman I love the film
09:37sets you know I was there from his very first film to his he took me to America
09:41for gone in 60 seconds oh wow how was that I loved it it's like it's like two
09:45little kids we were well mean I mean I'll you know what's so lovely about Vinnie and
09:50Colsey's friendship is they've known each other for so long you can't buy the
09:55time that you've spent with somebody it's history that they've got together
10:00Angelina Jolie first night I was there yeah I used to smoke cigars and she came
10:04up to me said you got a spare cigar I didn't know she was I thought she was an
10:07extra and she said to me what do you want me all life and I said what I'm
10:11absolutely I don't know I'm over the moon at the moment you know don't get
10:14better than this what was her name in team raid took Lara Croft that's it okay
10:20yeah never seen one never seen you never seen one welcome welcome here we are you've
10:28landed and we got him in one piece thank you much much appreciated you are
10:32welcome hello hello everybody how you doing yes oh my god so I'm no see yeah
10:42not bad at Wobbly you're right you've been great you've been hiding Colsey now nice to
10:46see you son nice tan yeah nice tan son looks like he's dropped a bit away yeah Paul Sally
10:53how are you all you've come to join the asylum then Colsey have you yeah I am yeah I've had a long
10:58journey to be honest with you what have you been up to then Colsey nothing much really uh lost me
11:03job and split up with a missus but they are life goes on doesn't it so you're here to do a bit of
11:08work then I'm here I'm here for the foreseeable future the trouble is every time I take him on
11:13a film set he tries to nick the limelight wobbly does he he was in lockstop he was in snack tell
11:18him what you give him your line in lockstop son that never made it I was a hot dog seller right
11:23was this on this is on lockstop oh guy gave him a part in lockstop a line one line six months we
11:28used to rehearse it in the pub and everyone knew it action boom come up two hot dogs mate and it's
11:33the way you deliver the line stay them cause drawn onions mate all right that was my line
11:37onions with that mate no do you want onions mate are you sure yeah I know I was acting out yeah yeah
11:43I know the premier guy went cosy I've had to leave you outside he went no no 26 years I've known guy
11:52well there you go he's been good to me for me acting career nice to see me old brother what do you look
11:58alike you two go back a few years then do you yeah 50 years them two same as me really yeah a lot of
12:06people think we look alike got the same diet I would say we'll keep the cozy boy busy I think
12:14that's what you need right now on it get the edge straight you don't think this place is an
12:18onergy camp yeah no I know it ain't it ain't an onergy camp with him boot camp man make a load of rolls
12:28up for the lads can you sausage and bacon rolls please it's not just the lads that can put it away these
12:34days oh really really and where have you been do you want to talk to me hey it's been three weeks
12:45since Pip's hot date with lovehound Ted see when you look here look hun she's pregnant are you are you
12:55oh look at her tail gun it sank in there go on what is it what is it and that's the thing she's
13:03absolutely scavenging she's eating eating eating she after that leg of lamb last night didn't she
13:08really yes she did is it mouse you know mouse wobbly's first task as conservation builder was a swing and a
13:17miss so I'm giving him a chance to gain back some advantage with his next job what is the idea of the
13:25chickens you want to be a chicken farmer I've had chickens ducks geese all my life and then I really
13:33want some chickens a nice little chicken coop a thing about when everyone gets chickens they get
13:37so many eggs but when we have 10 or 12 people for breakfast on a Wednesday Mandy can use it and get
13:43rid of all the eggs all right okay and do you want to run or you're just gonna let them out and then get
13:47back into the night no because the foxes will smash them so I think what about this 10 by 10s here
13:52yeah chicken coop in the middle right and we put electric fence around it it's gonna be a while
13:59before this brood comes home to roost yeah we just got a little chicken coop here can't see much going
14:05wrong with this one in the meantime I've got my new player to try out it's been a few years since
14:13Colsey's been my driver so before my next shoe on the gentleman I want to make sure his skills are up to
14:19scratch why do you keep like well bit of power and then off and then power enough you got I'm not
14:27poor on your bottom your foot or something I'm probably not a really no I'm not really a easy
14:34person to drive I get really bad car sickness why'd you go like that and then you're driving like what
14:39what do you mean I'm not I'm relaxing I'm relaxing well don't relax you're at work you shouldn't relax at
14:44work you should be on it found a couple more in pictures of that foreign ambulance cup final
14:50have you you're not in none what he's in them shut up you lot of wankers oh dear have I touched the nerve
14:57you peaked too early in your career great that was the trouble you got to 12 years old you peaked
15:02I went on to when the FA Cup Colsey you took you're going up the curb on your corners I'm not touching
15:07the curb it's them glasses you like this up and down you like this they're not up and down why don't
15:12you get driving glasses Vin these are called very focals they're for they're not very focal at all
15:19because your head's going up and down not you're like a nodding dog get in the back and nod like that
15:23fucking nodding dog go around there I like nodding dog it's like viewing driving reading that is a
15:29nodding dog blame you're like this do you know what mate why have these bifocal things and you
15:36he's constantly doing this he's like that duck with the geezer with his arm up his arse orville
15:40whatever it is like a ventriloquist I don't think they're doing him any good whatsoever none at all
15:48I'm just want you to drive properly because I'm feeling car seat now pull over here then I can drive
15:54I honestly do feel car seat well so do I I've got a headache oh you turn it off no oh oh my god
16:12I know your black glasses you wear when you wear them black ones reading that yeah do you know you
16:18look like Eric Walker honestly have a look shut up you're a complete bellend oh I feel much better now
16:28yeah so do I feel much better the headaches going have you actually honestly passed your test
16:37work at the manor house is motoring along and I want to make sure the driveway looks as sharp as the
16:51house I want the railings from here right up here and round all the woods going right I don't throw me
17:00money about like willy-nilly I do like there to be a bit of a a profit in everything here's you guys
17:07right good and blacksmith goat is just a man for the job here's me idea right the manor house I know
17:17roughly what we got to spend on it now but I do know what the value will be afterwards first of all
17:22two pillars Sussex gates open inwards run the railings down there and round there what I want
17:31to do I want to put a sign there saying to the manor house right come on Pip I know where you're
17:35going come on there's a load of logs down there with the mice in it that's what she's in come on
17:39ha ha ha kill a Pip do you want a puppy or not is she pregnant hopefully hopefully and we don't know
17:47come on we're not going there today lovely post here yeah metal post yeah get rid of all the wood
17:52yeah one two three four 55 meters say 60 meters yeah I don't think we need to rail this I think it's
18:03got to be open yes okay we can always put one in later on no what are we looking at just the time
18:12scales time scales cash go cash money if we're going to do gates like that again they're going
18:18to be similar to what yours were eight grand at the house no they weren't they were 14 mate they were
18:24eight grand I'll look it up I can't do it off the top of my head go I'm going to get another price on
18:28this so don't be silly I'm not being silly listen yeah I'll be honest with you I'm not bullshit there's
18:35another blacksmith yeah he's not going to make anything like this go it's not 14 grand no no for
18:40the gates now I'm talking about all of it the whole lot but two rails and the gate right 14 plus
18:47the bat for the whole lot that you've got that on camera railings and the gate the sign we might add
18:53a little bit on it for the sign no I only want a nice yeah yeah I know green one with the gold right
18:58I don't know 50 quid for the site oh whatever but come on it ain't difficult to drop a hefty chunk
19:07of change around these parts so I need to focus on where me readies are coming from time to put me
19:15new PA into practice first official day on the job I'm getting everything ready me diary me scripts
19:24me itinerary for the week we're into gentlemen to now some big actors in this like obviously Ray
19:33Winston's in it Hugh Bonneville's in it my job is to tell him where we are on what day because it's
19:38too much for him he's got too much going on you know I mean I'm getting it early prepared prepared
19:42for the rush I'm clocking up some serious miles whilst filming on the gentleman and as the land he
19:51ain't cut out for long drives I'm looking to level up my car game I want to get one of these motors that we
19:59can travel for two or three hours in I can sit in the back watch a bit of TV and be an absolute luxury
20:06and comfort Guy Richards got one and I had a good look at that a good sitting it with his driver and
20:11everything I thought oh yeah this is a bit of me so I've called in an expert in the field Dave here is
20:18the main man in luxury cars and he's been eyeing up me landing yeah very cool ever since Tommy went to town
20:26on it it's got a tracker and everything obviously I'm sensing there's a deal to be made right so
20:32the story is I wanted a land driver just to round the farm so I paid seven grand for it so then it
20:39went up to Tom for a year every mortal detail has been done on it what we wanted to spec look at this
20:45there's your plaque it's not a long distance motor you know it's it's a growler it's aggressive and
20:51everything else and to do three hours in this there and back is is quite hard yeah I get it
20:56very cool but it's it's absolutely as mint as it comes mate listen I'll let Tom keep negotiating with
21:09Dave while I get back to the day job Graham Cole's name on the scripts officially the number one PA
21:17morning how are you all right you're all right what are you up to nothing just sorting out where
21:26we're going this week right talk me through it where are we tomorrow tomorrow we are Uxbridge
21:30well we can drive in the morning yeah that we've got leave at r5 Tuesday we're Brent Cross we ain't got
21:35a start oh yeah Brent Cross and then Saturday yeah where car in London it's the car chase and it's there's
21:44yeah but there's a now much dialogue scene I've got a big dialogue scene haven't I is that tomorrow
21:50I think that's tomorrow isn't it you've got the ones with the on Tuesday what what scenes are tomorrow
21:55mate show me the scenes tomorrow please right then second script 12a not page scene I'm looking for it
22:03where is it on here then page 12 yeah scene 11 yes scene 12 yes so don't go by the page I know
22:10right so anyway that's tomorrow that's all I got I'll do that in the makeup I'm in a good place
22:15finished finish yeah I've got to go and see this bloke I might have a um you know like these mini buses
22:21which have two seats in like a transporter with the TV and everything what do you want that for
22:26on these long journeys so I can have a sleep when you're driving
22:30but you don't like my driving the best thing I can do is sleep when you're driving
22:36fantastic right anyway go and do the oil in the thing and get the as they say Russia Moscow Moscow
22:42have a nice day you need to get on the scripts Graham you need to go and read that script mate
22:47Robbie it's got nothing to do with you stick to your fucking hell boxes see you later
22:51Dave's had plenty of time to check out me Land Rover and I ain't got all day to go on a shopping spree
22:59right let's go oh here come on you can't come oh look surrender look at that surrender jeez you're
23:09bloody you're like me with your mother with transport like this Dave is definitely my type of geezer
23:17how many honey pads have you got two at the moment well we'll have another one but I haven't got a
23:22helicopter yet but we're working on it how are we going to go though all right 2,000 feet I used
23:31to have pilot lessons 17 hours I did did you do they carry this and then realized I didn't like the
23:35heights so I didn't know I was going to go this high
23:52I'm looking forward to having a butchers at these beauties so speakers just going in so this is
24:03before we've taken it to bits in fairness we get a car back to back to a shell in two hours lovely
24:09there's all your TV you got oh you got two TVs separate air conditioning controls here so they're
24:15moved from the cab to here so you've got them electric roof blind so some roof blind vanity mirrors
24:23blondie I love that cop TV up and down oh well cozy put the TV back up you really do feel like you're
24:32in a private plane don't you this is a hard one better than a you know like business class and then
24:39you can have a coffee machine whatever you want can yeah so they're lovely and heavy so the fridge is
24:43under your armrest yeah brilliant look at that it's three bottles of wine you fit in there and
24:47then do you know the first person I ever saw with one of these people carriers Brad Pitt when he came
24:51on yeah yeah well and he came in with a people carrier black people car and I went oh yes where's
24:58the rolls or where's the Bentley you know and he got out and he went no he's got much more room he
25:03said I'm you know I'm like in a house not in a shed you can't you know room wise and he swears by
25:10him and he's had them for years Brad Pitt this is this is the the nuts what's that button yeah
25:14all right because you go oh I see what I mean that's oh yeah stick them on there stick your feet on
25:19there oh yeah that's the bollocks I mean and then you're away but this is just like cost like taking
25:25an Advil PM innit Dave definitely knows how to tempt the old VJ and whilst I'm outlining up the next
25:33motor Colsey's earning his keep away from the gentleman by teaming up with wobbly on the chicken
25:39coop if you could help me out here sir that would be most enjoyable you're going to be pleasantly
25:45surprised I've actually had quite a lot of experience of painting and I'm quite good oh yeah I used to
25:51work for a painting company oh well you're the man for this and I can't stand it all about the rhythm
25:56look perfect it's a nice bit of paint in it that's absolutely magnificent it really is now it soaks in
26:03nice that stuff oh it's a good start on it it's got all over me boots that I thought you said you do good
26:08paint sorry it was got me new laborer so we'll see how he gets on nothing but he did tell me that he used
26:18to work for a painting firm and he's very good at painting so we'll sign I think I might let Vinnie be
26:23the judge of that cheers Graham see you in a bit it's all in the rhythm so when do you want to
26:37a nice spec car like that it's about 190 grand and a helicopter trip that was free at the showroom
26:53I'm starting to see how old Dave boy here can afford to fly around in helicopters so we'll go
27:00for a jet spec with a partition wall on the configurator yeah yeah with the TV and that yeah
27:04okay I think there's enough room for four seats I didn't until I just got in it see right I'm pleased
27:08to hear it so I would keep the four seats yeah saddle round lowers TVs two TVs electric seats
27:14absolutely 150 plus fat 180 here's the thing I've got a minibus a Bentley two land drivers one of them I've
27:21got 250 grand into the other one I've got underground into the Bentleys cut them under quite you know I
27:29mean and then the next thing is mr. Statham's gonna go where'd you get that and then and then they've
27:34got mr. Guy Ritchie will come over the hill and he'll go I want two of them they've got a lot more
27:38money than the VJ and you'll go Vin I wish I've done you a better deal you really deserve it mate what can
27:44you do I'll take the Defender in part X happy days for a brand new one of those on the spot no for a brand
28:01new one of those yeah so that's back yeah to your color everything you want it done done done there
28:21yeah well to get the new motor there's going to be a sacrifice in another motor so one's got to go
28:35for another one to come in it's all money money money cheers boys while I'm busy saving money on
28:45the new motor back at the ranch the lads are digging up more ways to spend it we began just to scrape the
28:53drive back of all of the stone to prep to fill in any sort of imperfections and holes and found this
29:01colossal tank filled up with water could be an old tank to supply the farm with water for animals or
29:08a well or it's a bit of the unknown really and so now we need to mass fill this to take the hazard
29:16away and eliminate the dry from sinking then he's back this evening and he's good he's gonna turn up
29:22with a crater in his drive and get cloud with with a concrete bill 140 40 pound a cubic meter roughly plus
29:30that 20 grand 1,800 2 grand and toy mountain power and delaying the job again or just on the maths just
29:41over three bags of sand three grand he's not gonna like that you know another day another headache
30:00just as wobbly's chicken coop is starting to gain traction work at the manor house morning boys
30:12drops off the deep end wouldn't believe that would you oh my god it's break the shingle back
30:19thoroughly wow oh my god it was all broken when it so what will we do then fill this in now fill this
30:26in with like a like a beach pebble to make it find its own level concrete the top okay no dead bodies
30:32in there these are the things you find you see hole that you didn't create I mean that's gonna cost a
30:40few thousand pound in it when you start scraping the surface of these old buildings you're just
30:46gonna find shit shows all the time you really are what actually was it I think all the stormwater
30:51came off the farm and everything right collected there and they used it for something so it was a
30:57holding tank for the water animals I imagine for pure rainwater probably we need to keep it for Dunk
31:03Vinnie in there for you spring onions yeah exactly yeah we do one job that creates two more so we do
31:1110 jobs today we got 15 jobs to do tomorrow the veg patch is only over there watering canker let's go
31:18it's not a bad idea and that's why I have to work myself up to come out that back door or that farm
31:23house in the mornings because it's gonna be a bloody long day well I'm gonna do it
31:41give me the boys and Polaris and then the shit and the muck I'm at home oh mate
31:56ah fill that hole
32:03loving it it's cheaper than concrete I suppose isn't it Glenn
32:07he's like in a symphony oh we ordered another one
32:15if we go straight with concrete if the bottom sinks a bit it'll just so that's self-leveling
32:23right adios come on thinking down here for dancing
32:29some days juggling jobs around here is like a giant game of whack-a-mole
32:37the chickens are due to arrive today
32:40morning mate how you doing but at this rate it looks like they'll be kipping in the farmhouse with
32:47me and Blondie well you know we gotta pick the chickens up at half two yeah at nine o'clock this
32:53morning I was meeting Glen here to level all this out because we've got to put a run up right so
32:59who's gonna level this out then me and you
33:01no Glen was gonna do it this morning but now he's been pulled off to go down there
33:05let me tell you something so international rescue Thunderbird one is here
33:09cosy is go let's do it son come on
33:13how's your knees shock to bits mate they ain't gonna cope with this are they
33:18I need a digger for that I know we do once this gets all painted
33:21it's a lot of work to be done by two welcome to Vinnie's world
33:31here's the governor here we go bang bang we got a dilemma
33:41what's that Alcatraz no it's a dilemma Glen was supposed to be leveling nothing to do with
33:48Glen what's leveling this out here today Glen's nothing to do with this well he done this and
33:52I said to him we've got to put a run on that I can't put a run on that because it's unlevel
33:56isn't it but the arrangement was that Glen was going to level that who arranged with Glen though
34:01I did who's paying Glen though I don't know I didn't get involved with that I thought he's
34:05working here I didn't know who's paying him it's nothing to do with me I mean if I was told
34:09that I was not allowed to ask Glen to do anything I wouldn't have asked him would I he can't be
34:15pulling my blokes off my jobs onto his little jobs you know they're on a lot of money a day
34:20and I'm paying everybody I'm paying them all my jobs ain't getting done and he's pulling them over
34:26there to do chicken runs and all that so all I've asked him to do was grade that out probably about
34:30an hour's work with a digger just to grade that out so I can put a run a few runs on it that's all I
34:36asked him to do and he said yeah no problem in the first instance Glen's nothing to do right
34:39the other thing is why is it black because that's what I was told to paint it black I was told to
34:45paint it black so it looks like a Sussex barn that's what I was told here's the thing you can't make
34:53that level up can we no you've got to go down so deep there to be level here how far out you want
34:59to come I was only going to come literally one section that to me is a chicken run it ain't going to
35:04be ready by two o'clock this afternoon I promise whatever we're going to do ain't going to be
35:07ready by two o'clock you know and that what are you going to do put the chickens in and Colesie's
35:12going to be in there painting ain't gonna happen that paint job Colesie is awful it's a joke
35:19the only reason I'm not getting wound up because I'm sure you've done it to wind me up I'm sure it's
35:24an April Fool's or something first coat this is a little bit of fun I'm not having another thousand
35:30pound out in pocket look this is my first time seeing it I was very excited I've worn my chicken
35:39coop top and and the whole thing just hold on this is why I get paid the big bucks go we have to put the
35:50poles in then we go on top and listen we end up here six foot and we have no net no net at the top
35:57no net think you post in there bing bing bing have you tried this ground is like concrete Colesie
36:03needs it anyway don't you call the press up tonight he's got two dodgy knees here we go end of okay
36:08right now we know what we're doing that's fine right it's gonna be good once it's done think of all the
36:12fresh eggs it's sorted we've missed the deadline we're gonna push the chickens back and put a few
36:20posting and a bit of netting up down to me again thanks very much this is why I should be in charge
36:26of every job round here although kicking everyone else's backsides it's starting to land me on mine
36:36at the end of the day it all mounts up and I'll tell you what it like last night I've had a shower in bed
36:44and I'm nearly in tears I'm so emotional I'm like so I know I ain't got the energy to turn the telly
36:56on I just I'm looking at the remote and I'm going I just can't be bothered so I just go sleep and then
37:02I'm quarter to five half past four bing which on a farm is the perfect time to grab a mate and head
37:12out it doesn't matter how many bus stops wabs and I have over the years mother nature always knows
37:19how to put us right what's that two yeah there's another one there's two there's two there's a fellow
37:23there's a fellow there's me pup there's me pup it's such a beautiful place to work here such a
37:30unique environment so lovely to come to work every day working in this environment it's lovely it's
37:37a massive robot and there's a fellow behind we've never had fellow here and I've just started to
37:45keep them here we're trying to keep the stalking any relationship any working relationship there's
37:52going to be conflict and we have our moments we do there's no two ways about it we will have
37:57moments when I piss him off moments when he pisses me off as that's natural you know we go for a
38:03drive afterwards and that's forgotten have you seen the size of the head on that yeah yeah yeah yeah
38:07but why is it being chased by a bloody fellow hello do they mate don't they cross but I don't know if
38:17they would hybridize naturally I wouldn't have thought so would you do roe deer and fellow deer mate
38:24it is unlikely that roe deer and fellow deer would mate there are no reported cases of these two species
38:30over a week behind schedule it's finally transfer day but it feels more like ground dog day this is a bit
38:58the cozy nest I chucked a few bob at glen to level the ground around the chicken coop but the post
39:05still aren't in and the runs not up Nick blunt is my local fencer chickens are coming today I'm getting
39:12this sorted and Nick does a perfect job it's always the same mate it's always the same everything's left
39:17at the last minute the chickens are arriving this afternoon so I'm counting on Nick to get these posts in
39:25pronto two down six to go how strong you feeling something under there push out yeah yeah go on son
39:36good man all right job done just got to put some straining wires around it get the mesh on it it'd be
39:52nice to get it finished and have a nice cup of tea before the chickens come but I don't think
39:55that'd be happening you're having a laugh son no tea breaks for you what we doing boys well this is a
40:06proper men's star for a minute proper works canteen this is look two two one sugar you sure you don't
40:13want to drink I'm all right thank you I've got no sugar really since when she seems a bit happy with
40:23herself what's going on missus no she's being weird what's happening it's been quite like she wants
40:29something but I don't know what it is she's pregnant she's preggers she's gotta be home what is it she's
40:38anxious since you anxiety they get very clingy don't they when they're pregnant it's still a
40:47guessing game whether pips up the duff but the chickens are definitely due today I can do that
40:53Nick no I'll get this door and the boys have just got two hours to get this coop squared away
40:58so everybody I've got spare around the farm I'm going to pull them all in and get this done
41:05just gonna put a couple of little perches in like that I've had just about enough of chicken
41:15things to last me a lifetime I think that's probably enough I would say oh yeah hey wobbly
41:22yo yo you ain't gonna take your credit for doing all of it now as soon as you lot are gone I'm gonna
41:26give it fuck me that was hard I can't tell you how much I appreciate it thank you oh that's smart
41:39what I've literally just finished with a dustpan and brush oh here they are you got them yep we
41:45have how many is there love there's only four are they layers they didn't have the ones you wanted
41:51we can pick another two up later but the irony is now is that that is actually too big
41:55I'll get one you get the other one Mick ready okay beautiful and I look at them gorgeous there
42:07are they are morans they are morans lovely nice one look at that one oh they're a big brownie they're
42:14my favorite they look very happy very calm very clean and very clean very smart how long before they
42:20lay could be six weeks could be two weeks oh I was able to get one tomorrow the chickens the
42:26chickens are fantastic two Sussex two morans likes his little step didn't he look oh look at that
42:32loving that oh Donald Trump straight away that is the job done but I can tell you now these will be
42:42the most expensive eggs in West Sussex right that's it that's it thank you
42:50I'm turning into a chicken with all this chicken this and chicken that but I do like eating chicken
42:57those hens ain't gonna lay with an audience so while they get acquainted with their new gaff
43:04blondie and I are going to find out what's going on with our leading lady Pip is going to have a scan
43:12today and we're going to find out if she is indeed with child hello nice to meet you hello Pip thanks
43:22for coming I'm really nervous to find out if Pip's having puppies or not what do you reckon Pip hmm it's
43:34just nerve-wracking I think she is just for the record I think you've got some little babies in there
43:40that's all about Pip really I want her to be a mother I want her to have a companion
43:46it's the pregnancy tale okay so yes she's had a mate in four weeks ago yeah approximately yeah was
44:04your boy a proven boy has he had puppies before yes okay so he's had puppies but he's not a Jaffa
44:09no okay which is always a benefit what food is she on just out of interest she's all or wet food
44:17kibble and wet food I can like give her chicken venison prime lamb and then I get the scraps
44:27around here yeah that sounds about right I agree that sounds about right so you are very laid back
44:32aren't you Pip you're not concerned at all get up she's waiting look no more tummy rub for you right
44:38stand there oh clever girl that's it this might call you down a bit of gel she's going to wonder what
44:44it is aren't you let's have a look so that's her bladder that's a puppy that's a puppy that's a puppy
44:55that's a puppy so she is pregnant oh so yeah they're looking really good we've got three there
45:04just in that one picture that's a fourth that looks like a fifth oh my gosh it's quite emotional
45:12in it in it they're looking weird yeah oh yeah you you wouldn't be the first to shed a tear I've had
45:20it in the year oh my gosh yeah you want to have a look she wants to have a look good girl you want to
45:25look at your pup-ups oh my god oh my gosh every circle is a gestational sack and then the white blob
45:32is actually the puppy what's really important at this moment in time is that we've got a really nice
45:37thick white lining and then a well-defined at this moment fleshy blob in the middle which these are
45:42looking really good yeah sixth one just around the corner yeah it's a lot of puppies is it you've got
45:52all the hustle and bustle running the farm and and all the dramas and all the work and everything else
45:57we've had the scan now and she's got six little puppies well done hon this is what makes it all
46:03worthwhile you know young animals puppies chicks you know things like all put it all in perspective I
46:11think and it's very humbling I think for everybody six is a really nice number for her size and breed
46:16yeah um generally it's an hour a puppy so you're looking at a six hour labor yep six puppies six
46:26babies I mean I have no idea what I'm in for no idea Pippa's my first dog so now I'm gonna have seven
46:35very shortly well done Pippa oh my god we're gonna be grandparents oh grampy I feel great about it
46:44I knew it and so it begins
46:49coming this summer there we go there yeah the chaos he's hit a water pipe continues what kind of
46:58building site is this here's the plan zip zip does that make sense get on the rocket wow
47:06and we're fucking nuts down down well don't drop it right I'll try not to it's a long way to an
47:14hospital isn't it oh my lord posy this is the nut so hold on because it's gonna be emotional
47:23help match that get back in your buggy bugger off
47:53you
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