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00:00Camera now recording.
00:04Ice cream! Ice cream!
00:10Ice cream!
00:15She literally drove right past me.
00:18The heck? That's so mean.
00:22You are currently being recorded.
00:25Your house is a camera.
00:30At any given time, tens of millions of homes
00:33are recording your every move.
00:42And if you're watching at just the right moment...
00:50Oh, my God.
00:53...you'll catch your neighbors
00:54when they thought no one was looking.
00:58What are you laughing at me for?
01:00I'm sleeping, aren't I?
01:03It just kept getting weirder and weirder.
01:05It blew my mind the first time I saw it.
01:08Come join.
01:10Oh, no!
01:14The Neighborhood Watch.
01:16You are currently being recorded.
01:32That's great.
01:35Do we need that?
01:36What?
01:41I think we need that.
01:44A bird has snuck onto this veranda.
01:48You're making your bigger stick.
01:50I'll get you a bigger stick.
02:04I'll get you a bigger stick.
02:06Here.
02:07Find a brick.
02:08Over here for the brick.
02:10The brick.
02:12See?
02:15Hey, buddy.
02:20This woman doesn't realize the hot Georgia sun
02:24has superheated her porch.
02:31Oh, Lord!
02:34God dang it!
02:36I can't do nothing for you!
02:38Help!
02:39Help!
02:40It was hot?
02:42It was hot?
02:54I walked right into the door.
02:54Oh, my God!
02:56What the f*** was hot?
02:57I walked right into the f*** door.
03:12this man doesn't know he's talking in his sleep if it's the lining of the umbilical cord
03:25he sleep talks uh all night long i generally have no recollection of anything that has happened
03:32the stuff i do the stuff i say it's all just bizarre in my sleep i've had many jobs a
03:37claims
03:38adjuster a doctor in a prison all sorts of different things just either funny or just
03:42straight up nonsense my vulva's swollen again you don't have a puller this has been going on for
03:52at least 20 years that i know of i did go to the doctor a normal person they experience sleep
03:58paralysis where they can't you know they're not moving around anything someone like me though
04:02doesn't experience that paralysis so i'm constantly essentially acting out whatever dreams i'm having
04:09and apparently i dream quite a bit i do it's an enlarged one too and it's in the back of
04:14my
04:14throat it's that dangly thing that hangs down uvula it still does surprise and shock me at times
04:21i do a lot of laughing at him but um if he's being particularly loud um i just poke him
04:29and poke him
04:30until he shuts up i'd like to sleep lie jokes on you i am asleep it just kept getting weirder
04:38and weirder and it got to the point where i insisted he watch himself sleep uh because he wouldn't
04:47believe me well the first video that i can remember watching my jaw dropped i i couldn't believe
04:54that i'm somehow sleeping while also doing this ridiculous stuff
05:08i absolutely love egging him on for sure i want to see where the dream goes
05:14jordan
05:17jordan
05:18you can't
05:19what is she doing
05:21jordan's freaking bottle rockets on the fence and wants to launch him over people's back
05:24nights
05:27i was very intrigued because he was actually getting up and getting out of bed
05:31um which is a rarer occurrence
05:38what are you laughing at me for jordan
05:43jordan is my daughter from a previous relationship
05:46i proceeded to start to yell out the door at jordan and that's that's when i woke up like mid
05:52saying her name i believe
06:01it's not often that i that i actually realize i'm dreaming when i'm doing it
06:10my cousin was like oh you should post this on social media in 24 hours i had like 1200 views
06:17like man 1200 people cared about what i do when i sleep
06:20i am mortified that our inner sanctum of our bedroom is on display at all times on the internet
06:27i will never be used to seeing my bed head on the screen now
06:47i just ate my bed head on the screen
06:54i just ate my bed head öre
06:57i just ate my bed ahead
07:00Mommy, give me your hand.
07:03What happened?
07:06Daddy, Daddy.
07:12He just keeps trying to...
07:14Hey, they bring it over here.
07:16I can't why you ain't getting that on camera.
07:21No, it is on camera.
07:24Oh, it is on camera, Andy.
07:27I'll be damned.
07:30Can you please hold this pizza?
07:32Sure.
07:39Let's try that again.
07:43A dad wants his family to check for a spider.
07:56Dad, you scream like a little girl.
07:59You're fine.
08:00I felt some heart beat.
08:02He screamed like a little heart beat.
08:05I wish I had that on video.
08:07Ah!
08:08I suck him!
08:10Oh, we have it on video!
08:11No!
08:12A man is setting up his new security camera.
08:21What's this?
08:22Holy .
08:32Look at this one.
08:35Watch out for birds.
08:37Ah!
08:49A woman tries to fold up an inflatable pool.
08:55Holy .
08:56Holy .
09:05Oh, oh, oh, oh!
09:06What the hell?
09:08What the hell?
09:09What the hell was that?
09:10My God!
09:14I gotta sit down.
09:17You cannot do them there, Kelsey.
09:20Damn it.
09:26This man's wife has just received a large delivery.
09:32I know you can hear me.
09:34I know you can hear me, huh?
09:37What is this?
09:39What is all these packages?
09:41Usually, Willie doesn't complain about my shopping habits
09:45because I know when to schedule the deliveries.
09:47Amazon usually delivers in the evening in our area,
09:51but that day, I had no idea they were going to deliver
09:54all the items sooner.
09:57One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten.
10:01And measures.
10:03Oh, so it's about me not noticing it.
10:05Have you ever noticed?
10:06So it's been hidden.
10:07Hold on, hold on.
10:08Hold on.
10:09You've been hiding it until I caught it.
10:11That's on you.
10:12I've just been strategically delivering at the right times.
10:16Who are you?
10:19I had to sit there and argue with the mailman.
10:21I was like, you sure all this is ours?
10:23But then, I don't want them.
10:25He's like somebody older than this delivery atlas.
10:27When I saw him giving me a whole lecture or TED talk,
10:31I was confused at first.
10:33Uh-huh, because you're like, I'm busted.
10:35There's no runaway from this.
10:36I mean, maybe.
10:37But when he pulled up the chair, honestly, I started laughing.
10:39I was like, okay, come on, like.
10:43Did you order for the whole neighborhood?
10:44Is this a, is this a Ramadan gift?
10:47Eid gift?
10:48Christmas gift?
10:49What is this?
10:50You ordered all Amazon.
10:51There's nothing left in Amazon.
10:53I had purchased some clothing items for my children.
10:57A lot of home stuff, kitchen stuff.
10:59But you have to understand, I have three kids.
11:03A husband that's like my kid.
11:05So I have to do all the shopping, all the heavy work.
11:09But the delivery guys do the heavy work.
11:11You just press the button.
11:13It works.
11:13Listen, if there's internet, there's shopping.
11:16I'll tell you that much.
11:19I'm gonna go distribute them for the neighborhood and sell them $10 a pop.
11:23I don't even know what's inside.
11:25At the end of the day, it's not really like, oh, I'm in trouble.
11:29No, we're a team.
11:30Um, he buys whatever he wants.
11:34I buy whatever I want forever until death do us part.
11:39Whatever she says, man, I gotta survive, you know?
11:42What is it that they say?
11:44I mean, happy wife, happy life.
11:46That's, that's how it is.
11:48Are you expecting any packages as of now?
11:49No.
11:51That's a tricky question.
11:53What time is it?
11:58I'm gonna go up because that sounds good.
12:00Yeah, I'll die for a pumpkin beer or a chocolate stout or...
12:05You can even pipe?
12:06It's kinda like...
12:16Daddy, why's this?
12:27This man is about to receive some unexpected mail.
12:33It couldn't have been planned better.
12:35And his reaction was just, it was priceless.
12:38It was exactly what I was looking for.
12:40Yep.
12:52A family arrives for a holiday dinner.
12:56Here it comes.
12:57Hi.
13:01Almost.
13:03Yep, I got it.
13:05I got it.
13:05Keep going.
13:06Keep going.
13:07Keep going.
13:11Keep going.
13:15I know, Lexi.
13:17This woman's dogs are used to riding in the trunk.
13:21Lexi, right here.
13:22Right here, Lexi.
13:23Lexi, right here.
13:26Lexi.
13:31Lexi.
13:35What are they doing?
13:37What are they doing?
13:39What are they doing?
13:40What are they doing?
13:40What are they doing?
13:43In Ohio, a husband is in for a shock.
13:48That's what I have planned for Moe, when he comes to look for a cold one.
13:52I can rot.
13:54So we've been together 22 years and married for 20.
13:58Yeah, and laughter, that's the best part of this relationship.
14:02We've always played pranks on each other.
14:04She always gets the best of me.
14:06I mean, deep down, she loves me.
14:08But deep down, she loves to scare me.
14:09I started with air horns.
14:13Just jumping out at him.
14:16Well, once I realized he screamed like a girl or Homer Simpson,
14:20whatever you want to call it,
14:21it just kind of just kept going because it's funny.
14:27Just doing any little thing I could do.
14:29Putting vinegar in my coffee.
14:31Oh, yeah.
14:32Waking me up at midnight telling me it's time to go to work
14:34because it's 6 a.m.
14:36Remember that one?
14:36Put my shoes on, got dressed, and didn't need to leave at midnight.
14:40Remember that?
14:41Yeah.
14:41Do you remember that?
14:42I can't remember.
14:43Because I remember that.
14:45But he is deathly scared of snakes,
14:47so you're going to get the best reaction every time
14:50when you see him with snakes.
14:52And so the prank in the mailbox,
14:54that was one of the first really big pranks I played on him
14:57because I had to think of something that would be something
14:59that he did every day that he would just run into.
15:02Routine.
15:02That would be routine, and he certainly did.
15:04He walked right into it.
15:15I believe it was tied with some fishing line
15:18to the backside of the lid.
15:20So when I pulled the lid out, it came after me
15:23and grabbed the first thing that came to my hand.
15:25I think it was a garden light.
15:27So just in case I had to stab it in the mailbox.
15:35I looked at the neighbors, and they're just laughing.
15:38They know that I scream like Homer Simpson.
15:41I just missed the whole thing probably by two minutes.
15:45So when I was pulling up, he was still on the porch,
15:47and he was screaming at me when I was pulling it.
15:50Still not funny, but maybe in an hour it's going to be funny.
15:54She's laughing at me.
15:55I'm upset, but it fades quick because I'm just like,
15:59you got me again and again.
16:02Yep.
16:03Real good.
16:05It couldn't have been planned better, and his reaction was just,
16:08it was priceless.
16:09It was exactly what I was looking for.
16:11Yep.
16:15Well, I quit pranking him because he had heart surgery.
16:18His doctor told me it was okay that I scare him again,
16:21but for my own sanity, I tried to take it a little easy on him.
16:25But I'm not saying it won't happen.
16:27It will.
16:28I always think I'm going to have to get Julie back,
16:31and I have tried.
16:32And I have tried with fails.
16:34She plans it out way more than I do.
16:38She may prank me, but I love her to death.
16:40So I couldn't do without her.
16:43I would do.
16:48Oh, God.
16:49This college kid has no idea she's being pranked.
16:54The only one, what's your emergency?
16:58Huh?
17:01Ma'am?
17:02Yes?
17:03Is everything okay?
17:06Yes?
17:07Can you see me?
17:10Yeah, are you okay?
17:12Yeah, who is this?
17:15911 operator?
17:18Okay, I just tried to open the door.
17:20I didn't mean to call 911.
17:23It's Haley here.
17:29A man tries to clean out his vacuum hose.
17:50A man arrives home as his girlfriend is leaving.
17:54Love you.
17:55Goodbye.
17:55I love you.
18:03That was awesome.
18:06This pair is arriving home after celebrating St. Patrick's Day.
18:10Oh, my cage arrived!
18:17Whoops!
18:18Yeah, that's a good whoops.
18:22This pizza delivery is about to go very wrong.
18:28Oh, my God!
18:30Oh, my God!
18:45Oh, my God!
18:48I forgot this one was broke.
18:57Oh, my God!
18:59Oh, my God!
19:01Oh, my God!
19:01I forgot this one was broke.
19:16This man is delivering a pizza.
19:21Oh, my God!
19:24You OK?
19:25Oh, yes, luckily.
19:27Oh, my God!
19:28The pizza...
19:29Oh, my God!
19:31Oh, my God!
19:43Oh my god!
19:50Oh my god!
20:04You got your nipple?
20:05You got your nipple?
20:07Yeah, one of the colors.
20:09That's the f***ing c***!
20:14Did you say that?
20:19Oh my f***!
20:27That was good, you got me!
20:36In Pennsylvania, a daughter is watching her father on her doorbell camera.
20:41Hey, what are you doing?
20:42Excuse me, sir.
20:44Hello, sir.
20:47Don't look at your phone, it's me talking to you.
20:49It's not on your phone.
20:51Look up.
20:52Can you hear me?
20:55No, it's not your phone.
20:57It's my ring doorbell.
20:58Oh, hi! What are you doing?
21:01I didn't ring the doorbell!
21:03No, but it has a camera.
21:05It watches.
21:06Oh!
21:07Yeah.
21:10It's not your phone!
21:13Oh, oh!
21:22Oh, oh, oh, oh!
21:26Oh, oh, oh, oh.
21:29Oh, oh, oh, oh!
21:33Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!
21:36Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!
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