Dive into the captivating world of Salish and Jordan Matter's Season 1, Episode 5, where innovation meets artistic expression. This installment explores groundbreaking techniques in creative movement and visual storytelling, offering profound insights for practitioners and enthusiasts alike.
Discover how Salish's unique perspective redefines contemporary dance, blending traditional influences with cutting-edge approaches. Jordan Matter's exceptional talent for capturing dynamic moments is on full display, providing a masterclass in photographic artistry.
The episode delves into the synergy between these two artists, showcasing their collaborative process and the creative breakthroughs that emerge. Gain a deeper understanding of the challenges and triumphs involved in pushing artistic boundaries and refining technique.
Explore the visual language of performance and learn how to translate emotion and narrative into compelling imagery. This episode serves as an invaluable resource for anyone looking to enhance their skills in performance art and photography.
#SalishJordanMatter #DancePhotography #ArtisticInnovation #CreativeProcess
Discover how Salish's unique perspective redefines contemporary dance, blending traditional influences with cutting-edge approaches. Jordan Matter's exceptional talent for capturing dynamic moments is on full display, providing a masterclass in photographic artistry.
The episode delves into the synergy between these two artists, showcasing their collaborative process and the creative breakthroughs that emerge. Gain a deeper understanding of the challenges and triumphs involved in pushing artistic boundaries and refining technique.
Explore the visual language of performance and learn how to translate emotion and narrative into compelling imagery. This episode serves as an invaluable resource for anyone looking to enhance their skills in performance art and photography.
#SalishJordanMatter #DancePhotography #ArtisticInnovation #CreativeProcess
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00:00The family that lives in this house spends $1 million a day.
00:05Wow, that's a nice house.
00:06And I have to do whatever they say for the next 24 hours.
00:09You stole my necklace!
00:11And the family that lives in this house spends $1 a day.
00:14And I'm going to have to do everything they say for the next 24 hours.
00:18Team Jordan!
00:20First person who quits loses and the winner gets the...
00:23The matter cup.
00:25Oh, just say it.
00:27No. That's weird, Dad.
00:29It's not cringe.
00:30Look at this house. I'm never going to want to leave.
00:34This place is so nice.
00:39Hello.
00:40I'm Salish. I'm your kid for the day. Nice place.
00:43Miss Salish is here.
00:45Miss?
00:46They live in the middle of nowhere, so I can't imagine they're going to be very social.
00:49Probably be kind of quiet.
00:53Okay.
00:54It must be Jordan.
00:55Jason, Kitty. Nice to meet you.
00:57Hi, Jason.
00:58Look at the size of this guy.
00:59You ready for chore number one?
01:01No.
01:02You're going to have the best day.
01:03It's going to be awesome.
01:04Did they say chores?
01:05So am I waiting for someone?
01:19Young lady, if you are going to live under this roof, you must look the part.
01:24These clothes simply will not do.
01:25Okay.
01:26What other options do you have in that disaster that you call a suitcase?
01:28Rude.
01:30I have so many nice clothes in here.
01:32I love them so much.
01:33Oh my gosh.
01:34First, we have that top.
01:35Where's that?
01:36In our house?
01:38No.
01:39We have this just like hoodie.
01:41It's really cute.
01:42And then just some plain gray sweats, which I mean, if you want to borrow, you can.
01:46Look at these jeans.
01:47If you put like this hoodie, just imagine it's so cute.
01:51That's enough.
01:52That's enough.
01:52You're going to have to throw all of that away.
01:54Throw them away?
01:55I've got something much better.
01:57I've got you, sister.
01:59I'm their personal stylist.
02:00I'm going to make you beautiful.
02:02Okay.
02:04She's wearing stripes.
02:07Excuse me, madam.
02:09May I briefly go to the washroom?
02:14You have two butlers?
02:16Obviously.
02:17What are we supposed to do if they have to go to the bathroom?
02:19Not have one.
02:23Is something funny?
02:24Not have one?
02:30Why am I doing this?
02:31You are powering our whole house with the bike.
02:34House?
02:35That's great.
02:36Why don't you just get a generator?
02:38We've got money.
02:39We just choose not to waste it.
02:40Just one hour on this bike and you are powering our whole house.
02:44Why pay for electricity when you don't have to, right?
02:46Look at you.
02:47Yay.
02:48We do not wear stripes ever.
02:50And those shoes.
02:51I just got these like yesterday.
02:53They look so, so old.
02:55Just like you.
02:55And where is your belt?
02:57My belt?
02:57Ugh.
02:58No.
02:58Did a blind person dress you?
03:00No, I dressed myself.
03:02Uh, that's obvious.
03:03We have Versace, Dior, or Chanel.
03:06What's the difference?
03:07Actually, I have everything.
03:09Okay.
03:10How long do I have to do this?
03:11Well, as long as you keep the electricity on.
03:13Okay.
03:14I mean, look at you.
03:14You can do it.
03:17Oh, no.
03:19No.
03:19Keep going.
03:20Okay.
03:20Sorry.
03:21Sorry.
03:23How's you doing, honey?
03:24Yay!
03:24It's working!
03:26This will be perfect.
03:28It's Dior.
03:29It better be perfect.
03:30Okay.
03:33No butler.
03:36What's next?
03:37No chef.
03:39What was that, bro?
03:40First of all, this house is so big, I don't know which one's my room and where to change
03:44into this dress.
03:45Also, I thought my fit was, like, okay.
03:47Like, I didn't think it was amazing, but I didn't think it was terrible, and they were
03:51just, like, being so rude, and their fits aren't like that either, like, I'm not gonna
03:55lie.
03:55House is huge.
03:57Even if clothes are expensive, that doesn't mean they look good.
04:00Okay, is this my room?
04:01Oh, no, no, no.
04:02We got my room.
04:03All we need is probably about another hour.
04:05What?
04:05Then we're going to go.
04:06Yeah, you're fine.
04:07Keep going.
04:10Keep going.
04:11In case you're wondering how I got stuck here, I lost rock, paper, scissors to Salish.
04:16I thought having a rich family would mean that this would be way more fun, but so far,
04:20they've just been roasting me all day.
04:22I'm not gonna quit because I can't do those dishes.
04:24Absolutely not.
04:25I wonder what my dad's doing.
04:27Should I just quit?
04:28No.
04:29I'm not quitting.
04:29If I lose the Matter Cup to Salish, I'll never hear the end of it.
04:32Is this my room?
04:34Cross my fingers?
04:35Yes, it is.
04:35All right, I'm gonna get changed, and hopefully it looks good.
04:39I can't do it anymore.
04:41Hopefully that was enough.
04:43Oh.
04:45Hey, there he is.
04:46I'm sorry.
04:47I couldn't go longer.
04:48Oh, don't worry about it.
04:50Tomorrow you'll be able to do a lot better.
04:52Tomorrow?
04:52We save $5.80 for electricity.
04:56Yay.
04:56Do you have any breakfast or coffee or anything?
04:58We make our own coffee.
05:00Oh, yay.
05:01Young lady.
05:13I guess I'm looking for chickens because I asked for breakfast, and they told me I had
05:16to do it myself.
05:17Where do I find chickens?
05:19Hey, Jordan, your breakfast is right there.
05:22Oh, boy.
05:23Go feed them while you're in there.
05:24You got this, Jordan.
05:25Do they bury their eggs in here?
05:27There's no way he's gonna make it for 24 hours.
05:29Look behind you.
05:30Oh.
05:31So much better, don't you think?
05:33Mm-hmm.
05:33I love it.
05:34I hate it.
05:35It's so uncomfortable.
05:36Why is it so expensive?
05:37Like, literally, it's a normal dress.
05:39I don't get it.
05:40Fresh eggs.
05:41Yeah.
05:41Wow.
05:4230 seconds ago, very fresh.
05:43They're kind of warm.
05:45They might have a little poop on them.
05:46Oh.
05:47You're not afraid of a little poop, are you?
05:48No.
05:49No, that's nothing.
05:50I just broke one of them, so I gotta be very careful.
05:53Do you have something to put them in?
05:54This isn't bad.
05:55Aw.
05:55Look at you.
05:56Oh, my God.
05:57He's terrible.
05:58Now that you are dressed properly, it's time to learn about table etiquette.
06:01Oh, I know all about this.
06:03My dad did it one time, and I was in my room, and I was, like, telling him what to
06:06do, so
06:07basically, I'm a pro.
06:10Our chef will be preparing a full lunch at 1 p.m., but you will not be eating until you've
06:14mastered proper etiquette.
06:15Let me guess.
06:16Do you have two chefs?
06:17We only have one chef.
06:18We only have one chef.
06:19We only have one chef.
06:20We need two.
06:20We totally need two.
06:21Oh, my gosh.
06:22Take care of it.
06:23Yes.
06:23Now we have two.
06:24This is so cool, actually.
06:26Like, I can't even.
06:27Oh, oh, oh, oh.
06:29Okay.
06:30All right.
06:30That's a shame.
06:31Yeah, he's not going to end up a farmer.
06:33I'm so sorry.
06:34They're looking at me.
06:36Wow.
06:37It's a nice house.
06:44What is he doing here?
06:46What's her name?
06:46Petula.
06:47Petula.
06:48Salish has a mansion and a pool and rich people.
06:50But I've got Petula.
06:52They have the same hair.
06:53Aw.
06:59Miss Salish, you have a guest.
07:01A guest?
07:02During etiquette hour?
07:03And it's a boy?
07:04You know what?
07:04Just give me one minute.
07:05I'll be done in like one second.
07:07I'll be right back.
07:08What's he wearing?
07:09Okay, I'm ready, but I didn't see a kitchen in your home, so...
07:12Well, that's because this is our kitchen.
07:14Oh.
07:15You got this.
07:16I don't know if I've got this.
07:17Is that her boyfriend?
07:18Not a boyfriend.
07:19I hope not, because he is a disaster.
07:21He's wearing all black.
07:23I'm wearing all black.
07:24No, it looks beautiful on you, honey.
07:26It looks beautiful on you.
07:26But look at his shoes.
07:28Now in his baggy pants.
07:29Like, what is wrong with this kid?
07:31His hair is covering his eyes.
07:32I can't even see him.
07:33Could he even see us?
07:39It's like hot, and I'm tired already.
07:41I haven't taken a shower.
07:43I'm starving.
07:44How do I lose this kid every time?
07:4650-50 shot I had to be at a mansion all day.
07:49Instead, I ended up here.
07:50They're nice and everything, but this kind of sucks.
07:52It's hot.
07:53I cracked an egg on my hand.
07:54I mean, true, the chicken was really sweet, but oh my gosh.
07:57This is really hot.
07:58I don't know if I can make it all day.
07:59These aren't my parents.
08:00They're really strict and rude.
08:01Also, they put me in this dress and the shoes.
08:03It's like not my choice, so don't mind that.
08:06Also, what are you doing here?
08:07No, say, the dress is really nice.
08:09It's not really my style, but thanks.
08:11Last time we tried to talk, we got a little interrupted.
08:13Oh, gosh.
08:14Well, no one's...
08:15Oh, my gosh.
08:16Oh, my gosh.
08:17Oh, my gosh.
08:17All right, no dang, no dang.
08:18It's okay.
08:19Yeah, my bad.
08:20Sorry about that.
08:20That was kind of awkward.
08:21No, but seriously, we should go on a date.
08:23Like, I have everything planned out.
08:24What is going on?
08:26Best places ever.
08:27Yeah, let's hear it.
08:28Dinner, five-star restaurant.
08:30All right, okay.
08:31Smoothies, ice cream.
08:32Smoothies, okay, yeah.
08:33All right, well, thank you so much for coming.
08:35We can talk tomorrow or something, you know?
08:37Hold on one minute, lady.
08:38Who is this gentleman?
08:40What are these pants?
08:41It's like his two legs can fit in one side.
08:43He's so baggy.
08:45Wait, wait, wait, wait.
08:46He thinks he has Riz.
08:49Riz?
08:50I don't know them.
08:51I still can't see his eyes.
08:53Well, anyways, it was so nice to see you.
08:56We can talk tomorrow, but I just can't quit this.
08:58But thank you so much for coming.
09:00Bye.
09:01What was that?
09:02That was, that was weird.
09:05Who are you associating yourself with?
09:06Who do you even see in that guy?
09:08You're laughing in those outfits?
09:11Oh, what do you want?
09:12You are beautiful.
09:13You want it?
09:15This is all free.
09:16Takes a little bit of time, though.
09:18By now, I could have had, like, breakfast, lunch, and dinner, and a nap.
09:21Scrambled eggs.
09:22Usually use a clean spatula, but hey, dirty stick.
09:25I guess that's my breakfast.
09:28So, how is it?
09:30Yum.
09:31That is, like, the freshest egg.
09:32Average egg sandwich costs $6.95.
09:35You just served a fortune.
09:37And it's better.
09:37So what's Salish eating today?
09:40Thanks to your boyfriend, now we're running a little late.
09:42Not my boyfriend.
09:48Did you just say thank you?
09:49Yeah.
09:51That's like thanking a dog for wagging its tail.
09:54Why do you think he's...
09:55You're welcome.
09:56Did you just speak?
09:58You're not speaking until you're spoken to.
10:00Get out of here.
10:01Get out of here.
10:02Disgusting.
10:03This is so weird.
10:05They're rude to their butler, and they don't even say thank you.
10:08Like, what?
10:09She said thank you.
10:10I know I have to do this all day.
10:12It's okay.
10:12I can't quit.
10:13Jordan, I know you've been waiting for this.
10:15It is now coffee time.
10:16Actually, yes.
10:17We are going to door dash you some Starbucks.
10:20Really?
10:21No.
10:22Just kidding, buddy.
10:24Welcome to our coffee bar.
10:25What am I supposed to do with this?
10:26Jordan, why would anybody want to go to Starbucks?
10:29I mean, it's crazy.
10:29They want seven, eight, nine, sometimes $10 for a cup of coffee.
10:33Criminal.
10:33This is natural.
10:34And guess what?
10:35Doesn't cost a penny.
10:36Nothing.
10:36Get the coffee beans.
10:37They're right in front of you.
10:38You're just going to grind them up.
10:39Boil the water, pour it in.
10:40Bada bing, bada bing.
10:41Coffee.
10:42I mean, what could be easier?
10:43You're saving a fortune, Jordan.
10:45I love you.
10:47It's a no-brainer.
10:48This is vegetarian, right?
10:49It looks really good.
10:51Excuse me.
10:52We don't attack our food.
10:54We use a spoon.
10:55What?
10:55Our angel of a son, Dudley, will demonstrate.
11:11Mother.
11:12Father.
11:13Exquisite as always.
11:16You literally just took soup.
11:18Oh, my gosh.
11:19Now that you've seen it done perfectly, now would you like to try?
11:22Yeah, wow.
11:23He sipped soup.
11:24Look.
11:31Was that all?
11:32Yeah.
11:33I mean, I'm a picky eater, but I know how to eat soup.
11:36Is it awful?
11:38But I need coffee.
11:42Sandy, you might want to go check out Salish and come back.
11:44It's going to take a minute.
11:44I think she meant to do this, Father.
11:50Yes.
11:50He spilled it on the plate.
11:53He spilled it.
11:55You're no Dudley.
11:56You're no Dudley.
11:57He spilled it.
11:57He's perfect.
11:58He's so perfect.
12:00What?
12:00I can't even imagine what they have planned for me next.
12:02I bet Salish is having the time of her life right now.
12:05How did I get in trouble and I just like took a normal bite?
12:08You spilled that.
12:09No, I didn't.
12:10What the heck?
12:11How are you not getting in trouble?
12:13How are you the favorite, bro?
12:14You haven't even been in this family for more than a day.
12:17You do not know how to sit in soup.
12:18So you spilled all over.
12:20It was already there.
12:21That's a mess.
12:21That plate is a mess now.
12:22People say the harder you work, the more you appreciate something.
12:24But I think I would appreciate just getting a Starbucks right now.
12:27Well, but we can't because we can only spend a dollar all day.
12:32Who needs money?
12:32We've got everything we need, right, honey?
12:34Everything.
12:35Yeah.
12:36Wait.
12:37Finally.
12:38Freshly ground coffee.
12:41Oh, wow.
12:42That smells really good.
12:43My plate is clean and organized and yours is a mess.
12:48Truce?
12:48Okay, fine.
12:49Truce?
12:50Do you mind if I show you exactly how they want you to sip soup?
12:53Um, sure.
12:54I don't think they do it this way in Starbucks.
12:57I hope it works.
12:58I've been doing this for an hour.
12:59I'm sure the sailors are sitting by the pool right now, feet up, having the time of her
13:02life, sipping the Starbucks refresher.
13:04Make sure to pick it up like this.
13:06Come on, my butler does this all the time.
13:09I'm so sorry.
13:10I am so, so sorry.
13:11I did not mean to.
13:12Oh, this is such an expensive dress.
13:14What do I have to do?
13:15Why didn't you do that?
13:17Mother!
13:18Father!
13:18She spilled her soup on her dress!
13:20No, I didn't!
13:21Come on!
13:21Look!
13:21See?
13:22No, I didn't!
13:22It's such a big splatter!
13:24He spilled it on to me!
13:26That dress is worth $50,000.
13:29He was like feeding me the soup and he like put it on me.
13:33And now you blame him?
13:35Actually, I promise.
13:37But he spilled it on to me.
13:39Like he literally took the spoon.
13:40There's no way he would ever...
13:42This is disgusting.
13:43Our son Dudley would never do that.
13:45You know what?
13:45Go to your room right now.
13:47Go get up there and change.
13:48What?
13:48I'm not for.
13:49I didn't do it.
13:50We're so sorry.
13:51That'll never happen again, okay?
13:53You are so perfect.
13:55It's so sweet.
13:56It's going to be okay.
13:56We know you're perfect, honey.
13:58We know you're perfect.
14:01That's really good.
14:03What the heck?
14:04That is delicious.
14:05Wow.
14:05And you just saved yourself $8.42.
14:08I did, yes.
14:09Imagine if you did that every single day of the year.
14:11How much would that be?
14:12Sandy, cue a number.
14:15What?
14:15Whoa, that's a lot of money.
14:16I just saved over $3,000 if I did that every day.
14:19Who's Sandy?
14:20I have no idea.
14:20Next thing.
14:21I'm pumped up.
14:22Dudley just spilled all the soup on me.
14:24Ew, it's disgusting.
14:26Oh my gosh.
14:28Why can't I just wear my regular clothes?
14:30They look so much better and they're way more comfortable.
14:32Also, why was Gabe here?
14:34Thank God he didn't come now because I do not look good right now.
14:37Like, no.
14:37It's hot out here.
14:39Okay, oh, whoa.
14:40Okay, wow.
14:41Okay, I think I just saw like a snake or something.
14:44I just got into my new dress.
14:46Let me just show you my room.
14:47The closet, it's like huge.
14:49It's a walk-in closet, but whatever.
14:51And then look at this.
14:52I have a sauna in my room.
14:55I could just like sit right here and lie down and just steam.
15:00I don't really understand the plan of a sauna because you just get hot without the tan.
15:04Do you see this?
15:05It's huge.
15:05This is what I thought I was getting, but no.
15:08Dudley is out to get me.
15:09I'm in a dress that I actually hate.
15:11I can't let my dad know that I'm going to lose.
15:14Like, he cannot brag to me about him having the Matter Cup, and I am not doing dishes.
15:19Salish is the worst when she wins the Matter Cup.
15:20It's like all she talks about, she just teases me.
15:22Plus, I hate dishes, and I have to do them for a whole week if I lose.
15:24So, no, I'm not quitting.
15:26Honestly, I don't know what to say about this family.
15:28Like, they're so weird.
15:29And the kid, like, I don't know what's going on.
15:32Oh, my goodness.
15:33Hey, Salish.
15:34Oh, my gosh.
15:35I am so sorry about the soup.
15:37I just got swept up at the moment.
15:39I didn't want to get them.
15:40Oh, okay.
15:40So, um, I got you this.
15:43Oh, thank you.
15:44It was only four times more expensive than your dress.
15:47Oh, wow.
15:48I want to give this to you.
15:50Um, thank you.
15:51Just wear it around the house.
15:52Okay.
15:53I wish I could wear it on your house.
15:55Thank you so much.
15:57Bye.
15:58All right.
15:59I guess I'll wear it around the house.
16:00Having a good time, buddy?
16:02Yeah, it's a great time.
16:02See the bales of hay?
16:03They got to go all the way up to the barn.
16:05I'll check back with you and see how you do.
16:07That's really steep.
16:08Tell me Salish is having a hard time.
16:10Did she quit yet, Colin?
16:11No.
16:11No.
16:11I would never be able to afford jewelry like this, and I never really wear jewelry like this.
16:16But it's kind of weird that Dudley gave it to me, even though he just ratted me out.
16:20All right.
16:20I think that was him ratted me out.
16:22Honestly, I have no idea what this family.
16:24Oh.
16:26Ow.
16:27Ow.
16:27Oh, I'm stuck.
16:28I'm actually stuck.
16:29Actually, Colin, I'm stuck.
16:30Seriously, Colin, I'm stuck.
16:32Ow.
16:33Are you kidding?
16:34This is my good black t-shirt.
16:36The only t-shirts you have are black.
16:37I know, but this is the good one.
16:38There's a pool right there, but it's actually gorgeous.
16:41So I'm going to go take a swim.
16:42I've got my pool bag.
16:44I'm all ready to go take a dip in the pool.
16:47Finally, being in a super fancy house is going to be worth it, because so far it has not been
16:52going well,
16:52but I think this pool is going to be really fun.
16:54Once I'm in the pool, there's no way I'm quitting.
16:57Dad, you're going to lose the Matter Cup.
16:59Are you kidding me?
17:04I...
17:06That was close.
17:07No.
17:08Matter Cup is mine.
17:09Team Jordan, we can do this.
17:11Yeah!
17:14Might want to check in with Salish.
17:16This is going to take a minute.
17:17That's halfway through one.
17:19I'm not going to make it through this day.
17:21I've got to be honest.
17:22I mean, he's doing a lot better than I thought, honey.
17:24I still don't think he's going to win the Matter Cup.
17:26She thinks she's like Dudley.
17:28No, she's nothing like Dudley.
17:31Dudley's so precious.
17:32She thinks she's going to win the Matter Cup.
17:34She's going to quit any second now.
17:38Where are they?
17:39Hello?
17:40Do they not hear the bell?
17:42Where are you?
17:43Where's the help?
17:51My drink is empty.
17:55We were cleaning.
17:56I don't care what your excuse is.
17:58I have been waiting for my drink way too long.
18:00Get in the sauna for 30 minutes.
18:02Give me that bottle.
18:03Give me that bottle.
18:04Go now.
18:12If it was me, I would have made him do it for an hour.
18:16This is going to be a rough day.
18:17But I am not going to quit because I am sick of losing to my daughter.
18:20All righty, guys.
18:21Pool time.
18:23Oh, the water looks nice.
18:24What do you think you're doing?
18:25What are you doing?
18:27You cannot go in that water.
18:28We do not touch that water, young lady.
18:30That water is just for show.
18:31That's water imported from the Dead Sea.
18:33It's worth more than this estate.
18:34But what do you mean?
18:35It's a pool with water, which people swim in because it's a pool with water.
18:39No, no, no, no.
18:40This pool is priceless.
18:41It's beautiful to look at, but not touch.
18:43So what are we supposed to do?
18:44Just sit by the pool?
18:46Young lady, where did you get that necklace?
18:48Um, uh...
18:50That's yours.
18:51That's my necklace.
18:52You stole my necklace.
18:54What?
18:55Where did you get that, young lady?
18:56You tell us right now.
18:57No excuses.
18:59That, that, um, that, uh, it was in my room.
19:03And since you guys are so generous, I thought it was like a gift for me, you know?
19:08Because you guys are so sweet and just nice, you know?
19:11You guys are awesome.
19:13That's no excuse.
19:14No, you stole my necklace.
19:16Well, we are so generous and we're perfect.
19:17Obviously, obviously, but still, you stole that and that is not okay.
19:21I can go take it off.
19:22Take it off right now.
19:23That's a family heirloom.
19:24Yes, you need to take it off right now.
19:26You take it off right now.
19:27You go upstairs, young lady.
19:28All right, I'll go upstairs like I'm four.
19:31Again.
19:32I believe her.
19:33That's a family heirloom.
19:35She's crazy.
19:36Do you know people will charge $50 to clean out a horse stable?
19:3950 bucks, man.
19:41Well, guess what?
19:41You're going to do that for us today.
19:43We're going to save $50.
19:44Isn't that great?
19:44Oh, I'm cleaning the stable?
19:46Absolutely.
19:46Oh, good boy.
19:48Good boy.
19:48You know what he does after he has lunch, don't you?
19:50Takes a nap.
19:51He takes a poop.
19:52And that's where you come in, Jordan.
19:54I think I'm going to quit really soon.
20:02We will be dining precisely at one o'clock.
20:05Yes, madam.
20:05Will you be making Dudley his favorite lunch?
20:07Of course, sir.
20:08Carry on.
20:21Not the best day to wear Crocs.
20:23I don't care what sales he's doing.
20:24Couldn't possibly be worse than this.
20:27In this one, Saul is like a lifetime of boomer poops.
20:32I don't know if I'm going to make it through the day.
20:33I might quit.
20:34But it has definitely made me realize how much money I waste every day.
20:37I did it.
20:37Jordan, five more stalls.
20:38Isn't this great?
20:41We spend a million dollars a day, and we haven't spent any money because we've been trying to work with
20:45her.
20:46I know, mother and father.
20:48It must be so hard, but we made a commitment to at least give one try to this girl.
20:53And you know what I always say?
20:55The show must go on.
21:03Yes.
21:03Yes.
21:05You're perfect.
21:06You are an angel.
21:07We'll give her one more chance on anything for you.
21:09You know I've said it a million times, the best things in life, don't cost a dime.
21:14Here's your poop.
21:15How are you feeling?
21:16A little tired.
21:16If we would have hired someone to clean these stalls, it would have cost us $50.
21:20You mean I could have just paid you $50 to not have to do that?
21:23No.
21:24Can I get a shower or something?
21:25Yeah, buddy.
21:25We'll get you all cleaned up.
21:27Thanks.
21:27He's going to hate this.
21:29Why would I hate it?
21:30Guys, that pool was crazy.
21:32I mean, why can't you swim in it?
21:34It's like just a pool with water in it.
21:36Dudley, I just saved him.
21:38Like, he would be in so much trouble right now if I said that he gave me that necklace because
21:42he was not supposed to do that clearly.
21:44Why is he trying to sabotage me?
21:47I could have gone to jail for, like, stealing.
21:50I don't know how much longer I can do this, so I'm going to call my dad up and hope
21:54that he's going to quit soon.
21:55Sayla, she's FaceTiming me right now.
21:57I guarantee you she's about to quit.
21:58Hey, little girl, how are you doing?
21:59Um, I'm okay.
22:01I'm not going to quit anytime soon.
22:03Neither am I.
22:03Nice necklace, by the way.
22:05You're not going to quit?
22:06No, I'm fine.
22:07I'm having a great time.
22:08Are you sure?
22:09Because, I mean, it sounds like hard work.
22:12Like, you have to take care of the animals.
22:13I'm having a great time.
22:14It's actually the easiest thing I've ever done.
22:16Great day.
22:17Not hard at all.
22:17But I heard your parents are kind of mean.
22:19No, they're fine.
22:20I'm not going to quit.
22:21Totally, I'm not quitting.
22:22I'll stay here all year.
22:23Let me see your home because, I mean, look at mine.
22:26Mine is low-key so nice here.
22:28I'll show you my bedroom.
22:29Wait, you have your own balcony?
22:30Look at this view.
22:32Wow.
22:33Now, look at the pool.
22:34By the way, you're not really actually allowed to swim in it.
22:37That's weird.
22:37I ain't really want to go swimming.
22:38It doesn't matter how nice a house it is or how much money you have.
22:42If you're not with people you love, and I'll bet you anything you miss me.
22:45No, not at all.
22:46You're going to quit any minute.
22:47I can see you.
22:48Anyways, love you.
22:49See you.
22:50Bye.
22:50You're going to quit any minute.
22:51Bye.
22:51Bye.
22:52Love you.
22:52Quit.
22:53Quit, quit, quit, quit.
22:54She's not going to quit.
22:55I don't know if he's lying about having fun because I was lying about having fun, and maybe
22:59he could tell, but I don't know.
23:00I really hope that I don't have to do this too much longer because this is hard.
23:05Oh, man.
23:05I need a new job.
23:06Me too, man.
23:07Let's see.
23:08Let's see.
23:09What about a ski instructor?
23:10I can't really ski.
23:11I mean, if they hire you, they can't ski either.
23:13It's perfect.
23:14Oh, oh, lifeguard.
23:15Oh, I can't swim.
23:16I mean, how often do you actually go into the water?
23:20Here's your bath.
23:21Seriously?
23:22It's dirty.
23:23It's not that dirty.
23:24I mean, we have the water in there for probably about a month or so.
23:27Wait, you've used this?
23:29This is recycled water?
23:30Absolutely.
23:31Oh!
23:32Do you know how much money we're saving?
23:33Average 10-minute shower, $0.49.
23:36$0.49?
23:37$0.49 to use your old water?
23:39No, can't we just take a shower?
23:41$0.49 every day for a week, a month.
23:44It adds up.
23:45You know how much money you're saving?
23:47Sandy, cue the graphic.
23:48Where's Sandy?
23:50Wow, that is a lot of money.
23:51There you go.
23:52Enjoy your bath.
23:53Enjoy it.
23:54Wait a minute.
23:54You didn't pee in this, did you?
23:56Maybe.
23:56Ugh.
23:57Ugh!
24:00I'm so sorry about the necklace.
24:03I didn't think my mom would notice.
24:05She has like 20 of those family heirlooms.
24:08Uh-huh.
24:10It's good to see you two behaving yourselves.
24:13Mm-hmm.
24:16Ugh.
24:18Ugh.
24:19Oh, man.
24:20If this doesn't get me to quit nothing, we'll...
24:22Ugh.
24:22Let's have lunch.
24:30Why are you serving us?
24:31Where are the butlers?
24:32Madam, I don't know.
24:33It says that they disappeared.
24:35Yo, yo, what's up?
24:36We're the butlers.
24:37Blow us up on TikTok, yo.
24:38Penny skirt on, take my body in, get up.
24:41Top platform, sneakers are the boys, want a picture.
24:44Two-tooth-full in cars, I make rich look rich on.
24:47Take your breath, baby, I'm not gold.
24:54Where are the butlers?
24:55I have no idea.
24:57I think you locked them in the sauna.
24:59What are you smirking about?
25:01Nothing.
25:02We save $71.36.
25:04Oh, okay.
25:05That's awesome.
25:06Congratulations.
25:07All this money that we save, we donate to charity.
25:10You do?
25:10Yes.
25:11We give our money to people who are less fortunate than us.
25:14Is that why you live so frugally?
25:15$71.36 we save just in one day.
25:18Sandy, cue the graphic.
25:21Whoa, over $26,000 you donate every year?
25:25Every year.
25:26Wow.
25:27I am going to pledge right now to donate $1,000 in your name to whatever charity you choose.
25:32That's awesome.
25:33Master Dudley, cake for lunch every day.
25:36Bon appétit.
25:37Well, since this is late, we don't have time to enjoy it.
25:39Madam, it's 102 and a half.
25:42I flew to Italy on the private jet.
25:44Stop talking.
25:45Don't ever talk back to us again.
25:47I'm so sorry.
25:48We have no butlers.
25:49You two are going to be alone, so you're going to make sure that he does his homework, okay?
25:52But it won't be hard because he's a little angel.
25:54That's right.
25:55Aw, you love you, sweet boy.
25:58Mama's boy.
25:59Have fun.
26:00Be good.
26:01Bye, Mother.
26:02Bye, Father.
26:03Ta-ta.
26:03Bye.
26:06Love you.
26:06Love you.
26:09Love you.
26:10You know I hate flowers on my cake.
26:13But, Master Dudley, it's late summer.
26:16Shut up.
26:16Make me another one now.
26:21That's how I feel about your stupid cake.
26:24Look at them.
26:25I mean, obviously, they are so happy with their lifestyle, but it's kind of kicking my butt
26:31a little bit.
26:31So, I've got a plan.
26:33I know how to win the Matter Cup.
26:34I am going to go to sleep.
26:37And by the time I wake up in the morning, Salish will have already quit.
26:40I'm sure of it.
26:42Hey, guys.
26:42Sorry to interrupt you.
26:43You're having a moment.
26:44Wow, this has been fun, huh?
26:46Yeah.
26:46But, I'll tell you what.
26:47I'm tired.
26:48I mean, you guys put me to work.
26:49You're right.
26:49I'm going to be sore tomorrow.
26:51I was thinking of maybe turning in, going to sleep early tonight.
26:53Yeah.
26:54Great.
26:54Where do I sleep?
26:55You're going to go down the path.
26:56You make a left at the oak tree.
26:57Go up about 100 yards.
26:59Make a left.
27:00Then, another sharp right.
27:01Your bed's going to be there, and you're going to sleep like a baby.
27:04Trust me.
27:04So, I'll see you in the morning.
27:06First thing, right in early.
27:07Here we go.
27:07Pass an oak tree.
27:08I don't know what an oak tree is.
27:10Hey, Colin, is that an oak tree?
27:12I don't think so.
27:12How is there a bedroom here?
27:14How did I end up here?
27:15Nyah!
27:15She's trying to scare away the rattlesnakes.
27:17Nyah!
27:18This better be a comfortable bedroom with an air conditioner, because I'm already sticky
27:21and dirty again.
27:22I can't make it all night, unless I got a nice, comfortable bed, soft and squishy.
27:27Something like that would be awesome right now.
27:28Listen, I'm the boss.
27:30I'm the favorite.
27:31So, you got to do whatever I say.
27:32What happened?
27:33You'll never make it as a rich kid.
27:34You're not part of this family.
27:36I don't even want to be in this family.
27:38This family is so weird.
27:40I lose to Salish all the time.
27:42I'm sick of it.
27:43I'm not what?
27:44It's right there.
27:45Oh, is that it?
27:47Well, maybe it's cool inside, right?
27:49Either way, I'm not quitting.
27:54Okay, I'm going to quit.
27:55I am done, but it's not official until I tell the family that I'm quitting, which I'm going
28:00to go do right now.
28:01Why are you yelling at me?
28:03It's crazy.
28:03Are you like 10 years old?
28:05Why are you yelling at me?
28:06So then send your daughter over to some other person's home.
28:09Oh my gosh, I don't even want to be in your family.
28:10Just to live there for an entire day.
28:11Take your family time.
28:13You're very weird.
28:13If you don't like what I'm saying, hit me with a cake.
28:15What?
28:15No, I'm not going to hit you.
28:16Hit me with a cake.
28:17I dare you.
28:18Why do you want me to hit you with a cake?
28:19Hit me with a cake.
28:21Hit me with a cake.
28:22Hit me with a cake.
28:22Hit me with a cake.
28:23I dare you.
28:23How are we going to get there?
28:25We should walk.
28:28Oh shoot, I forgot my handbag.
28:30You call the Uber.
28:31I'll be right back.
28:31Make sure it's a VIP Uber.
28:33Hit me with a cake.
28:34I dare you.
28:35Okay, dare me one more time and I will.
28:36I dare you.
28:37If that's how it is, fine.
28:45I hope you like me.
28:46What did you do?
28:48What did you do?
28:50She always forgets her handbag and then comes back one minute later.
28:53This is ridiculous.
28:54I know.
28:55Poor kid.
28:55This is ridiculous.
28:56I know.
28:57Poor kid.
28:58He is not an angel.
29:00He is a devil.
29:01You have no idea who your kid is and I quit.
29:04You know what?
29:04I'm going to go take a swim in your pool.
29:06A pool?
29:07No.
29:09Okay, I checked out the bed.
29:10Really, I don't think I could sleep there all night.
29:12Thank you for everything you've done, but I don't really think I'm as good a person as
29:16you guys are because I think I can't make...
29:18I'm going to...
29:18Wait.
29:19Hold on.
29:19I'm sorry.
29:20I'm getting a face.
29:20Dad, I just wanted to let you know that I quit at the pool and I'm going for a swim.
29:28No!
29:30My dead sea salt water is ruined!
29:35What?
29:36Ha!
29:37She quit!
29:38She quit!
29:39She quit!
29:43I got the matter cup!
29:45I got the matter cup!
29:50Moral of the story, cake is good and money doesn't buy happiness.
30:27I got it!
30:46I got it!
30:46Just buy money and money!
30:46Some magazines like that you've trial, Michael Leigh,
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