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Get ready to be captivated by the premiere of The Real Housewives of Rhode Island! This inaugural episode introduces you to the dynamic women navigating life, luxury, and drama in the Ocean State.
Prepare for an introduction to the lavish lifestyles and intricate relationships that define this affluent New England circle. You'll witness the initial sparks fly as these compelling personalities collide, setting the stage for an unforgettable season.
The episode delves into the personal ambitions and social entanglements of the cast. Expect to see glimpses into their exclusive world, from high-stakes social events to intimate family moments.
Discovery awaits as new alliances form and old tensions resurface. This is your first look at the Rhode Island social scene, where elegance meets intrigue.
#RealHousewivesRI #RhodeIsland
Prepare for an introduction to the lavish lifestyles and intricate relationships that define this affluent New England circle. You'll witness the initial sparks fly as these compelling personalities collide, setting the stage for an unforgettable season.
The episode delves into the personal ambitions and social entanglements of the cast. Expect to see glimpses into their exclusive world, from high-stakes social events to intimate family moments.
Discovery awaits as new alliances form and old tensions resurface. This is your first look at the Rhode Island social scene, where elegance meets intrigue.
#RealHousewivesRI #RhodeIsland
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00:19In Rhode Island, everyone knows everyone.
00:22People here, they don't look down on other states, but they are weirded out that other
00:28states exist.
00:29The ocean state, it's teeny, but to us, it's the center of the universe.
00:35Welcome to Rhode Island, where nobody tells anybody the truth, and everybody just lies
00:39to each other's faces, but talks behind their back.
00:41Welcome.
00:42I love it here.
00:46The smallest state with the biggest attitude.
00:48What are you going to do?
00:50Rhode Island's small, so we all know each other.
00:54Remember Auntie Sandra?
00:56Yes, hi.
00:56We know your aunt, we know your uncle, we know your third cousin.
00:59Everybody has, like, these deep roots.
01:01I do love you guys.
01:02It's a trauma bond.
01:04It's a trauma bond.
01:06In this group, they call me the flip-flopper.
01:09Don't with me.
01:10You're a troll.
01:11Welcome to Rhode Island, bitch.
01:13This is how we roll.
01:14I love you.
01:16Did she just hug her?
01:19Liz is the dominant figurehead here.
01:23At some point, how do I not say you're DeLulu?
01:26I'm scary.
01:28Who am I?
01:29This is so we're friends.
01:31We're friends.
01:32We're fighting our sisters.
01:33Why do you see a similarity?
01:35Rosie's brave.
01:36She's not afraid to call people out.
01:38She's moving into an apartment, and the old guy that she cheated on with the new guy is paying
01:44for it.
01:44But I'm the problem.
01:46If I'm trying to find out, if I need an FBI agent, I'm calling Joellen.
01:50She knows everything.
01:52Every morning, he goes to her house.
01:53He's at the gym every morning.
01:55Does Brian look like he goes to the gym?
01:58Rula rejects confidence and beauty.
02:00She's a boss.
02:01Everybody tells me that I run a tight ship.
02:03I let you track, but you know where I am every second.
02:07Kelsey's stunning.
02:08She's beautiful.
02:08She's smart.
02:09She's one of my best friends.
02:10I believe he bought me those flowers.
02:12Those go away.
02:13A Chanel bag stays for life.
02:15I don't refer to myself as a sugar baby.
02:17My boyfriend is, like, actually attractive.
02:20The money is just a plus.
02:22Ashley isn't from here, so she's new to the group.
02:25Who's tired of yelling and fighting all the time?
02:30So it's tough.
02:31Let's just go in the office right now.
02:32Just relax.
02:33She's gonna cry.
02:34She's gonna cry again.
02:35She's gonna cry again.
02:37This is not the kind of people that I'm usually around.
02:40Never have I ever had sex on a boat.
02:43I think I had sex with my ex on a boat.
02:44I mean, I think we had sex on land.
02:46It's Rhode Island.
02:48When someone says something, we all hear it.
02:52This petty slut has been trying everything to put stuff out there as though my husband's
02:58involved and or stung, and that's not the case.
03:01But he is, mom.
03:03But he is.
03:05She married her sister's boyfriend.
03:07She has two boyfriends, right?
03:09Second dick is not a career, bitch.
03:11Let's not get the f***ing boss.
03:13You may not know Rhode Island, but here, secrets don't stay buried for very long.
03:19Our husband's a foot doctor, but I think he's doing more than rubbing foot.
03:22You want some cheese?
03:37I would love a glass of wine.
03:38I'm a little stressed.
03:39You want red wine right now?
03:40Here we go.
03:41Anything.
03:42Any color.
03:42Because when my family, when they come over, I just need that edge off.
03:45You know what I mean?
03:48Deck the halls.
03:49Why are you saying deck the halls?
03:51Because it's Christmas, that's the last time I set the table.
03:55That's actually the truth.
03:56Don't make me die.
03:58Selena is my mini-me.
04:02She likes everything that I like.
04:04At a store, she'll be like, mom, this is cute.
04:06And I'll be like, it is cute.
04:07Good job.
04:08High five.
04:09Okay, I'll do it.
04:11And she loves Britney Spears.
04:13I love Britney Spears.
04:15What is that?
04:16This is a cheese, a soda cheese with the crackers.
04:18Where are the crackers?
04:19I got them in there.
04:20Relax.
04:21You're in the restaurant business.
04:22I thought you would be better help today.
04:25Billy owns like a bunch of restaurants in Rhode Island.
04:27And my favorite is Pizza Mama.
04:29I want to talk to you about like a new picture.
04:32Kind of updated.
04:33You made me do this like girly pizzeria, so.
04:37Hi.
04:37We're all in the car.
04:39You're coming to your house?
04:40Oh, good.
04:40So how far away are you?
04:41I don't even know.
04:43I have a big Italian family.
04:44I have six aunts, and we all live in Rhode Island.
04:50Alicia wants to move back to Cranston someday really bad,
04:54because she misses being with family.
04:56It's just so far.
04:58You're going to pack a lunch just to go there.
05:00I would have been to your house, Nikki, four times already in the back.
05:04Oh, yeah.
05:06When I was eight months pregnant, Billy moved us all the way in Providence.
05:09And that was terrible.
05:11We're finally here.
05:13Yay.
05:14Now we have to carry all the food in.
05:17Hello, baby.
05:18Hi, how are you?
05:19Hi, auntie.
05:20You look beautiful.
05:21Hi.
05:21Hi, you look gorgeous.
05:22You look gorgeous.
05:23Oh, my God.
05:24You look gorgeous.
05:25Mangia.
05:26Mangia, man.
05:27My grandfather, he opened up Superior Bakery and a few other pizza restaurants,
05:31and he was like well-known all over Rhode Island.
05:34Billy, I love this house.
05:36Don't get me wrong.
05:37But I say we can build a beautiful one in Cranston.
05:40Billy, what a wedding you could have out here.
05:43Talk to your niece.
05:45Alicia, why don't we have a wedding here?
05:49Not here, no.
05:50No, I wouldn't do that here.
05:52You're getting married?
05:53I'm not here.
05:54Oh, please.
05:54Come on, just do it.
05:55I'll take next year.
05:57Listen, I'm aging.
06:00Me and Billy got engaged when I was about seven months pregnant.
06:04Nine years ago.
06:05Billy, I want you to get your swagger back and just beg her against the wall.
06:10Do something.
06:11Oh, my God.
06:13Can we eat?
06:15I'm starving.
06:20Alicia, have you seen Liz?
06:22Yeah.
06:23Oh, my God.
06:23I love Liz.
06:24She has a very big fear of frogs.
06:27Liz?
06:27Liz has no fear to me.
06:29I've known Liz since I was born.
06:31They used to call her Cece.
06:33I remember her being, like, beautiful.
06:35She was older than me.
06:37But sometimes Liz makes me nervous.
06:39She's definitely a queen.
06:40Queen Elizabeth.
06:42She lives in, like, the most gorgeous castle.
07:03Look, Ganja, it's a beautiful day.
07:07Oh, Ganja, look at all of this.
07:10Look at how blessed we are.
07:11Everyone always says I'm blonde, and I bite people's heads off.
07:16Where are you going?
07:17Is it too hot for your little feetsies?
07:20And I get this a lot lately.
07:22I can be scary.
07:24Let's go see Dad.
07:26Jerry?
07:29Ooh, stinks in here.
07:31Jerry and I met at a bar.
07:33Jerry McGraw, you want your morning drink?
07:36Yeah, please.
07:37Jerry and I were married about six months, and that was when, you know, the whole ancestry
07:42DNA thing was blowing up.
07:44I mean, if you look at Jerry and you look at me, no one's ever going to say we're related.
07:49But we are related somewhere down the line.
07:51You want to be called Dad?
07:53I'll call you Dad.
07:55Daddy.
07:56Yeah, girl.
07:59When I met Jerry, he told me he had three girls, and they were little.
08:05I was not prepared to be a mom.
08:07School, uniforms, hair, baths, lunches.
08:12I go to drive away, but like, ah, stop!
08:15Skyla's not in the car yet.
08:17Skyla's got one foot in the car.
08:21Jerry?
08:23Hey, babe.
08:24Let's discuss the day, shall we?
08:27Yeah.
08:27Gonna not do the bundle bag this year.
08:30Jerry and I own a cannabis dispensary.
08:34We were one of the first on the East Coast.
08:38I like to believe that we trailblazed.
08:42It looks amazing.
08:45Pouring out some disclet for vape carts.
08:46My husband's the king of cannabis, so I think that by proxy, that makes me the queen of weed.
08:55Where are you going in East Greenwich?
08:57Like Blue or Water Street or one of those places.
09:00I'm gonna take the dinghy.
09:03Be nice to meet Kelsey while it's a nice day.
09:12Thank you, Simon.
09:13You're welcome, Kelsey.
09:14I know Kelsey because I grew up with her boyfriend.
09:19Kelsey and her boyfriend, they have an age disparity.
09:25But I don't think he's that old because he's actually my age.
09:41What's that?
09:44Really?
09:46Oh, my armpits.
09:49Dolly!
09:50Hey, Slay!
09:51Look at that queen, Doc.
09:53I already have swamp ass waiting for you.
09:56Nothing wrong with the little swamp ass here or there.
09:58Solly, you made it.
10:01In one piece and you're dry.
10:03I'm gonna put this on my chair so my ass doesn't sweat.
10:07Liz, what do you want?
10:08Gin?
10:08Um, yeah, gin was mother's milk to her.
10:11I'm gonna have a Hendrix.
10:13We're gonna have a spicy tuna and extra, extra lemons, please.
10:21Oh.
10:27I'm gonna pick the seeds out.
10:29Oh, that's right.
10:31You have a crazy aversion to lemon seeds.
10:34We should normally pick these lemon seeds out of her.
10:36No.
10:38Her staff at the house?
10:39They do.
10:40It's true.
10:43Fourth of July, what are you thinking?
10:45Well, he's not gonna be in town.
10:47I'm used to it.
10:48But when I have my free time and I'm solo, to be honest, I love it.
10:55And look at you, baby, you got everything.
10:59I live a life of lunchery and I've been lucky to be a lady of leisure for 10 years now.
11:06Living in a 16,000 square foot home, the house literally has everything that I need.
11:13Four kitchens, 79 TVs, the closet, the best part.
11:19Basically in a different zip code just to get to the bedroom.
11:24My boyfriend's family is probably one of the most prominent families in the state of Rhode Island.
11:29And he has allowed me to live a life of not being able to work.
11:35I first met him when I was 19.
11:37I saw him on a boat.
11:39This guy is tall, dark, handsome.
11:41He made out for two hours straight.
11:44Didn't even come up for air.
11:47When we started dating 10 years ago,
11:49he's the whole reason why I became Miss Rhode Island.
11:53If I didn't have that extra push from him,
11:55I would have never had the balls to do it.
11:57He's a good person.
11:58He's a good man.
11:59And for a good five months of a year, he's gone.
12:02So, like, I'm in a literal empty house where it's just me.
12:06Sweetie.
12:08Sitting on the couch.
12:09I'm bored in this house all by myself.
12:12My relationship is very unorthodox.
12:16You know, this man dates multiple people.
12:19And for the first half of the year, my boyfriend is in Miami.
12:24And when he's in Miami, he's with somebody else.
12:28All right.
12:30Have a good day.
12:31I'll talk to you later.
12:32Bye.
12:33But now I'm at that crossroads where I just hit 30
12:37and I want more for myself.
12:39I want to be in a committed relationship with one person.
12:43But at his age in his life,
12:45there's not one thing he's going to change.
12:47He is who he is.
12:49And either I accept it or I have to leave.
12:53The good has always outweighed the bad.
12:56I get that.
12:57You don't want to be second fiddle.
12:59I always thought when I first started dating him,
13:01I'm in this man's life for however long
13:04this man wants me to be in his life for.
13:06And I don't feel like necessarily
13:08I was ever in control of that.
13:10But you were okay with that.
13:11But now as you're growing into your skin and maturing...
13:17Oh, I'm going...
13:18What's not been in the case?
13:18No.
13:20I mean, I know...
13:24I feel like I've, for a long time,
13:27like I don't know what the right thing to do is.
13:28Of course I love him.
13:32And that's what sucks
13:33because I do care so much about him.
13:37I know it's scary coming from a point of having it all
13:40to a point of making it all on your own.
13:44It's like stepping into the unknown
13:45is the hardest part for me
13:47because I've had the most amazing life.
13:50I don't know.
13:54Coming up next on The Real Housewives of Rhode Island.
13:58Rosie was questioning your relationship.
14:01Hello there.
14:02I'm a cold bitch at the end of the day.
14:04When it comes to my relationship,
14:05I don't need to explain
14:07what I want to do with anybody.
14:25It looks so pretty here.
14:26I haven't been to this new sign.
14:27Hi.
14:28Welcome to Matunix.
14:29Do you have a reservation today?
14:30Yes.
14:30Is it under you?
14:31Gary Tiberi or Joel and Tiberi?
14:33Okay, yep.
14:33Right this way.
14:36You are a joy.
14:38Oh, this is gorgeous.
14:40I know.
14:40It looks really pretty.
14:42You have the best tea in the house.
14:43Do you want to get a drink?
14:45Chance.
14:46Oh, dear.
14:46What kind of night is this going to be?
14:48It's going to be a good night
14:49if we start off with a shot.
14:50Gary and I met in high school.
14:52He was like that hot senior
14:54and I was like this little innocent freshman.
14:56And I'd walk by his locker and be like,
14:58hi.
14:59Hi.
14:59And he finally said,
15:01oh, you're Jen's little sister.
15:03I never already know what I want.
15:04My sister loved him.
15:05But I was like,
15:07I want to marry this man.
15:08And I chased him.
15:09And then finally I got him.
15:12The sun will set.
15:13It'll be beautiful.
15:14Like a wedding.
15:14It's weird though looking back,
15:16like just thinking about like
15:17some of the people I even had
15:18like at a wedding party.
15:20We've grown apart, but.
15:22I pretty much hang with all my guys still.
15:26My mouth gets me
15:27in so much trouble with everybody.
15:29I truly do not know
15:30why anyone tells me things.
15:31But when somebody says,
15:33you know, don't tell anyone,
15:34of course I'm not going to.
15:35Like I'm going to just tell my best friend
15:36and like my other best friend.
15:38And that's it.
15:39I tell them not to tell anyone,
15:40but if they do, that's on them.
15:43Thank you for taking me here.
15:44You know, I love it here.
15:45Absolutely.
15:46It's our favorite.
15:47Thank you for loving me,
15:48tolerating me.
15:50I know it hasn't been easy with me.
15:51I come across scary.
15:53I know that I can be a bitch,
15:54but I'm not actually a bitch.
15:57It's been easy for me, babe.
15:58When people get to know me,
15:59they're not as scared as scared.
16:02Hello, how we doing?
16:04Hi, how are you?
16:04How are you?
16:05Do we want to start out
16:06with any appetizers at the moment?
16:07The oysters are North Stars
16:09and East Beach Blonds
16:10and then I'm a tuna store in front.
16:11A dozen?
16:12Sounds great.
16:13We're back.
16:14Can't wait to get these oysters.
16:16Everyone in the house is sick,
16:17but I'm glad that we got out.
16:18I think Julie just looks like
16:20a 24-hour thing.
16:21You think so?
16:22Having three kids
16:23might as well be
16:24having 500 children.
16:26Oh, dear.
16:28I know.
16:32If you put this on,
16:33I will give you
16:34a cake pop, please.
16:36I'm that PTA mom
16:38that buys cookies
16:39and then throws them
16:40in the Tupperware
16:42to bring them to a bake sale.
16:44It's been a tough year,
16:45I think,
16:46like having three kids,
16:47going back to work,
16:49it's overwhelming me.
16:50You know, like your mom,
16:51like this old school Italian,
16:52she didn't work.
16:53I work in aesthetic sales,
16:54so I work with
16:55a lot of plastic surgeons,
16:57dermatologists,
16:58med spas.
16:59My counterpart will go in,
17:01sell them a device
17:02such as a laser,
17:03microneedling,
17:04fat reduction,
17:05body contouring.
17:06I then go in
17:06and I teach them
17:07how to use it.
17:08I swear to God,
17:09because it's cold,
17:10I feel nothing.
17:11I like working.
17:12I like making my own money
17:13and not having to rely on Gary.
17:15Like, what's this for?
17:16It's probably for Botox.
17:18All righty.
17:21I'll do a dirty martini,
17:23extra dirty,
17:23with blue cheese olives.
17:24Sounds great.
17:25Should do them too.
17:26You're trying to get me drunk?
17:28Mr. Tiberi.
17:29Trying.
17:30Let's go one of two ways for you,
17:31just so you know.
17:32That's either going to be
17:32really a fun night for us,
17:34or it's going to be
17:34I'm going to go right to sleep.
17:49What is all this powder?
17:52Oh, wait.
17:52The powder's coming
17:53out of the vacuum.
17:54No wonder why
17:54I keep cleaning.
17:56Oh, my God.
17:57I can't.
18:06Oops.
18:09It's the hair flip for me.
18:10Hello.
18:11Love Shaq Piercy at your finest.
18:13I love your outfit.
18:15These are mine.
18:16We have the exact same ones.
18:18I love that Rosie is the Taurus,
18:21and she's very loyal.
18:23She's a girl's girl.
18:24You look like a supermodel.
18:25People are going to be, like,
18:25asking for your autograph.
18:26Oh, my God.
18:27Stop.
18:27I've known Rosie for two years now,
18:29I think.
18:29I'm bad at math.
18:30The girl who used to do my Botox
18:31was her best friend.
18:33Anyways, she's fun.
18:34We have fun together.
18:35And we became really close
18:37over the past year.
18:38And before that,
18:39I knew of her
18:40because Rosie was a newscast girl.
18:42We have a crash in Providence
18:43on 95 northbound.
18:45It's right before
18:45third birth out of the shoulders block.
18:47I recently found out
18:48that my stepdad
18:49had a crush on her.
18:51I wanted to throw up my mouth.
18:53I was a TV reporter and anchor
18:55on the number one station
18:56here in Rhode Island.
18:57I don't think it's any shock
18:58to anyone that the only people
18:59watching the news
18:59the last 10 years were 50-plus.
19:01If I don't go somewhere
19:02and somebody says,
19:03my grandfather loves you,
19:04then I've had a bad day.
19:06Oh, my God.
19:06This is really pretty down here.
19:08By the way, happy anniversary.
19:10Oh, thank you.
19:11It's actually this weekend.
19:12Oh, my God.
19:14Me and Rich have been married
19:14for one year.
19:15Rich is by far my best friend,
19:17and he's my biggest supporter.
19:19We're going to be so tall
19:20with these on.
19:21Good.
19:23Rich has a million hobbies
19:24that make him money.
19:25He, like, flips houses
19:26with his uncle.
19:27He DJs.
19:27He sings.
19:28You want to come hear
19:29a Sinatra tune?
19:30This is a song
19:31to listen to right here.
19:32He became a Frank Sinatra singer.
19:34Good night, ladies and gentlemen.
19:35Thank you so much.
19:36Not an impersonator.
19:38He gets really upset
19:39when people say that.
19:40This is unlyphatic.
19:41Don't fall in the woods
19:42and roll down in the water
19:43because I'm not saving you.
19:45This isn't even that hard.
19:46Like, I've had heels
19:47way harder than this.
19:48This is actually, like,
19:49such a vibe.
19:50It is actually really fun.
19:52Can we both get the job?
19:55I do have fun with Rosie.
19:57I cook like this.
19:58I cook.
19:59I clean.
20:00This is my type of exercise.
20:02It's good for your
20:03lithotic system.
20:04It's good for your feet
20:05to do this for some reason.
20:06I don't know.
20:07The girl who does my massages
20:08says that.
20:10This was, like,
20:10the most cardio
20:11I've done in a while.
20:12Me too,
20:12and I almost died.
20:13I was trying to do
20:14James Fonda.
20:18Talk to me
20:19about this picnic.
20:20So, yeah,
20:20it's a work event
20:21for my TV show.
20:22I have a lifestyle show
20:23that airs on Saturdays
20:24and Sundays.
20:25I just do segments
20:26with local businesses.
20:28I literally had to fast
20:29all day just to be hungry
20:30for this shoot.
20:31Are you serious?
20:32Yeah,
20:32because I took those
20:33on pick, like,
20:33two days ago.
20:35Tomorrow,
20:36I'm hosting a picnic.
20:37It's actually a collab
20:38I'm doing with
20:38a picnic company
20:39that does, like,
20:40posh picnics.
20:40And so we're setting up
20:42an entire picnic,
20:43so we might as well
20:43shoot the segment
20:44and then have some
20:45of my friends come by
20:45and we can actually
20:46enjoy it.
20:48Honestly,
20:48the only thing
20:48I'm worried about,
20:49Joellen's gonna be there.
20:51Do you think
20:51she'll be nice?
20:54Yeah.
20:56I don't know how to,
20:57like,
20:57put her in her place
20:58a lot.
20:59Yeah.
20:59Tomorrow,
21:00you might have to.
21:01I met Joellen
21:02through Alicia.
21:04She grew up
21:05with Joellen.
21:06They're in a clique.
21:07Liz and Kelsey
21:08are in the clique
21:09as well.
21:10And I want to be
21:11friends with everyone.
21:12Here's the thing,
21:12like,
21:12if you're gonna be
21:13in this friend group,
21:14like,
21:14you have to be
21:14friends with Joellen.
21:15But she also does
21:17have, like,
21:17a reputation
21:18that precedes her.
21:19And I told her
21:20to her face,
21:21I was like,
21:21you're actually
21:21really nice
21:22and you're not
21:22being mean.
21:23I think Joellen
21:24likes to throw shade
21:24sometimes.
21:25I think that she's
21:26so insecure about
21:26being, like,
21:27this villain
21:27in her mind
21:28and in her life.
21:29She should stop being one.
21:30That she, like,
21:30is constantly trying
21:31to put the, like,
21:32the darkness
21:32on everybody else.
21:34So no one's
21:34paying attention
21:35to, like, her.
21:40She invited
21:41everybody over.
21:42We were all wearing
21:42sweatpants.
21:43And she said
21:45some nasty things
21:46about me when she
21:47didn't think
21:47I could hear her.
21:48But I clock everything.
21:49We've all heard
21:50the rumor.
21:50It's, like,
21:51it's crazy
21:51what people say.
21:52I didn't know
21:53she was a swinger.
21:56I just heard
21:56the rumor about it.
21:57I didn't think it was.
21:58I heard a rumor too,
21:58but I want to know.
21:59I still want to know.
22:00Call me nosy.
22:01Fine, F it.
22:01I am nosy.
22:02I've known Joellen
22:03forever since she was
22:04in middle school.
22:05And I've known her family.
22:06I was best friends
22:07with Jen,
22:08Joellen's sister.
22:09And I did
22:10communion with Gary.
22:11I think we even
22:11made our confirmation
22:12together, too.
22:13So Gary and I
22:14are very close.
22:15Not as close
22:16as him and his sister-in-law.
22:17What do you mean by that?
22:19Jen and Gary
22:20might have had,
22:21like, a little thing
22:22in high school.
22:24Shit.
22:26Look at that pigeon thing.
22:28What is that little bird?
22:28It's not a pigeon.
22:29I know, but what is it?
22:31It's a long-stemmed bird.
22:32It's so pretty.
22:33Oh, my God, I should know this.
22:36an ostrich?
22:37No, that's wrong.
22:39That bird is beautiful.
22:40A long neck,
22:40like a swan.
22:41An anorexic swan.
22:42A swan of those epic.
22:44It's like a really
22:44ugly flamingo.
22:45That's a swan of those epic.
22:46We're a really ugly flamingo.
22:48I can't.
22:50I love birds.
22:53Coming up next
22:54on The Real Housewives of Round.
22:56You said I was evil
22:57and that even children
22:58wouldn't lose me.
22:58I don't think I said
22:59that to your face,
23:00but I do feel that way.
23:02Look at what?
23:26She's going to love
23:26the disco balls.
23:27I know.
23:33Do you need help with anything?
23:34No, I'm good.
23:35Actually, yeah, Rich,
23:36take this.
23:36Okay.
23:37Wait, you guys,
23:37this looks so good.
23:40Growing up,
23:40I wanted to be Ryan Seacrest.
23:42I was lining up
23:43my little teddy bears
23:44and pretending to interview
23:45the teddy bears.
23:46That's what I wanted to do
23:47when I was little.
23:48Whoa!
23:49Can you take this down for me
23:51when I'm done with it?
23:52Uh, I have an event
23:53that I have to go to,
23:54so I'm...
23:54Yeah, but I only need it
23:55to get changed.
23:56Okay.
23:57Me and Rich met
23:58when I was an intern
23:59for the morning show
24:01that he was
24:02the on-air producer for.
24:04All right,
24:04do you want me to check
24:05to see if Kevin's ready?
24:06I mean, yeah.
24:07Okay.
24:07And now,
24:08you're my intern now, bitch.
24:10We are rolling.
24:12Okay.
24:13Hey, guys,
24:14welcome back to Road Trippin'.
24:15I'm your host, Rosie Woods.
24:16Today, we are at the beach
24:17right here in East Greenwich
24:18and we are having
24:19a posh picnic.
24:20Okay, okay.
24:21So first,
24:21let's start with your title.
24:22Chief Salami Officer.
24:25Of Charcuterie Creations.
24:27Okay.
24:28So I brought a charcuterie board
24:29for you girls to enjoy,
24:31some artisanal sandwiches
24:32and a fruit platter.
24:35Hi, y'all.
24:36Hi, beautiful.
24:37Hi, and yellow.
24:38Say hello.
24:39Being very...
24:41A ray of sunshine.
24:42I'm at the picnic
24:42because Alicia wanted me to come.
24:45However,
24:46I'm not a fan of Rosie.
24:48Is she filming?
24:51Road Trippin'?
24:52Welcome to Road Trippin'.
24:54I'm your host, Rosie Woods.
24:55All right, that's enough.
24:56I just want you to know,
24:57um, there's 215 views.
25:01Damn it,
25:01I gave her a view.
25:03That was great.
25:03That's all we need.
25:04This is beautiful.
25:06Oh, my God,
25:07I'm gonna die.
25:08I love your outfit.
25:09Over here is the charcuterie.
25:10And then over here,
25:11your gift bags.
25:12I, like, love that bag.
25:13Bye.
25:14Hi, Ashley.
25:15How are you?
25:16Everybody's outfits
25:16are so cute.
25:18Thanks for coming.
25:19Oh, my God.
25:20Hi, hey.
25:21I'm Jwellyn.
25:22Ashley, nice to meet you.
25:23I love your dress.
25:25Hi, nice to meet you, Ashley.
25:27So cute with the little bucket.
25:29Oh, yeah.
25:30Oh, my God, for me.
25:31Stop it.
25:32Is that Dunkin' Donuts?
25:33Oh, my goodness.
25:34If there's one thing
25:36that'll warm up a Rhode Island crowd,
25:39it is Dunkin'.
25:41Ashley's my really good friend.
25:42We originally bonded over the fact
25:44that, like, we both love boy bands,
25:45we both love the Disney Channel,
25:47all the little dumb things
25:48that teenage girls really care about.
25:49This is, like, the best gift
25:50I've ever gotten.
25:51Other than the fact
25:52that she was on The Bachelor
25:53and is super famous,
25:54we're basically the same person.
25:57I'm married to Jared Haven,
25:59Rhode Island native, very proud.
26:01I met him on Bachelor in Paradise.
26:03When I saw him for the first time,
26:06I was, like, hit by this
26:08love at first sight thing.
26:09And then it turned out to be true.
26:11Now that we've been married for six years,
26:14we're in the real life part
26:16of the fairy tale
26:17where the real life stuff is happening.
26:18You got to go potty, don't you?
26:20I know.
26:20You got to go poopy.
26:22Are you sure?
26:23People will tell us all the time,
26:24oh, my God, your love is so inspiring.
26:26I'm like, oh, thank you.
26:27But also know that, like,
26:29we're also sitting next to each other
26:30on the couch at night going like this.
26:32Okay, so, Ashley, tell me about you.
26:34I'm from Virginia.
26:35Okay.
26:36Yeah.
26:36So I met my husband on The Bachelor.
26:38Where did you get married?
26:39Down here?
26:39We got married at Kay Chapel in Newport.
26:43Okay.
26:43And then we had our reception at Rosecliff.
26:44I will say that Rhode Island is different
26:47because it's so close to knit.
26:49If they didn't see you in kindergarten,
26:52it's a problem.
26:53I've never been to a state
26:55where people are so proud to be from it.
26:59I haven't, in the four years that we've been here,
27:02really, like, made my own groove.
27:03Right.
27:04I think it's just a hard place to infiltrate
27:07because it's, like,
27:08if you're not from Rhode Island,
27:10like, suspect.
27:12What did you guys do yesterday?
27:14Kelsey came by yesterday.
27:16We had a good time.
27:17How is Kelsey?
27:18You know, she's going through a lot.
27:20I feel like I've relied on him for so much.
27:23Like, I wouldn't have to worry about
27:25how much things cost.
27:26I was 20 years old.
27:27Now I'm 31.
27:28That's 11 years of sugar.
27:30You know, she's kind of, like,
27:31in between, like,
27:33what she wants to do for the future.
27:34It's like a personal change?
27:36Yeah, I think she's, you know,
27:38she doesn't, you know, I don't know.
27:43She's 31 and she wants to make it.
27:45She doesn't, you know, I don't know.
27:46She's a doll, though.
27:50Oh, my God, let's play that game.
27:51Never have you ever.
27:52I usually end up with all five fingers up.
27:55Okay.
27:56Never have I ever done any wet stuff.
27:59Wait, so you put it down if you've done it?
28:00If you've done it.
28:01Obviously.
28:02I like it with guys that have, like, skinny wieners.
28:05If someone ever touched my butt,
28:06I would actually get a gut and kill them.
28:08Never have I ever had a threesome.
28:12Okay, no.
28:12You've never had, like, any threesome-ness.
28:14Never.
28:15Joke well in.
28:16Okay, here's a good one.
28:17Never have I ever had a polygamist.
28:19Wait, what does that mean again?
28:21Like, if you have, like, a boyfriend here
28:23and then you have a boyfriend somewhere else.
28:24Do you imagine?
28:25I thought Kelsey was that.
28:27You thought Kelsey was what?
28:30Isn't she have, like, her boyfriend has a girlfriend here
28:32and a girlfriend in Florida, no?
28:34I don't know.
28:35You should ask her.
28:36Yeah, I would love to.
28:37I'm very confused about it.
28:38There's so many rumors about it,
28:39but I, like, don't know anything about it.
28:40I mean, there's a lot of rumors about everybody.
28:42This is what bothers me about Rosie.
28:44She's constantly talking sh**,
28:46whether it be me or Kelsey or any other friend.
28:49I would actually pick up the phone and call her and be like,
28:51so before I embarrass you in front of people,
28:53you want to, like, take ownership for this?
28:54And she's like, well, this person said this,
28:57and yes, I did say that,
28:58but only because it's always an excuse.
29:01I just want to know, like,
29:02who do you want to spend Christmas with?
29:04That's what I'm saying.
29:05Like, I have follow-up questions.
29:05Like, do you spend Thanksgiving with one
29:06and Christmas with another?
29:07And I totally get that,
29:09because you get double presents.
29:10What do you mean double presents?
29:11Like, on Christmas, do you have to buy for both?
29:13I thought her boyfriend had another girlfriend.
29:16What are you saying?
29:16She's another boyfriend?
29:19If you have a question, ask her.
29:21That's all I'm going to say.
29:22Those are all rumors.
29:22That's all I'm asking.
29:24Rosie, you constantly talk sh**,
29:25and I don't love it.
29:27Like, I'm a very nosy person, Nosy Rosie.
29:29I have questions.
29:29I have follow-up questions.
29:31What do you expect from me?
29:32Because I used to be a reporter.
29:34It's actually hilarious that you would say that,
29:35because I heard you talking sh** about me.
29:37That's not true at all.
29:39And I still invited you to my picnic here today
29:40to be nice to you.
29:41I mean, it's okay.
29:43You went to your house.
29:44You talked sh** about me to Kelsey.
29:45And then you were surprised that I sat there quiet.
29:47I heard you talking sh** about the wine that I brought.
29:50I mean, your wine was very, very cheap.
29:53You said I was evil,
29:54and that even children wouldn't like me.
29:56Wait, what?
29:57I don't think I said that to your face,
29:59but I do feel that way.
30:01If you don't want me talking about what you've done to me,
30:04then stop doing sh** up sh** to me.
30:05And that'll be the solution.
30:06And you didn't have to come to my f**king picnic.
30:08I didn't have to pay $1,000 for your f**king gift bag.
30:12Shut the f**k up.
30:13Like, are you out of your mind?
30:25If you don't want me talking about what you've done to me,
30:28then stop doing f**k up sh** to me.
30:29And you didn't have to come to my f**king picnic.
30:31Oh, Rosie, shut the f**k up.
30:34Like, are you out of your mind?
30:38Joanne likes to throw jabs when she can.
30:40She has a side to her where she switches up real quick.
30:44If she knows something that she can say mean,
30:46she's going to say it.
30:47And that's just the beauty of Joellen.
30:49I literally invited you here.
30:50I've like an olive branch,
30:51and you're just being like yourself.
30:53I don't know what victim card you're trying to play.
30:55You're the one that's mean to me.
30:56It's like, leave me alone.
30:57No, don't cry.
30:58Listen, no, no.
30:59I'm just so mean.
31:00I'm just so mean.
31:02I don't like that you think I'm a bad person.
31:04You're not a bad person.
31:07Listen, Rosie, listen.
31:09I'm not trying to make you cry.
31:10Let's start over, okay?
31:12Yes.
31:12Start from here.
31:13I love you.
31:13You're trying to turn everybody against me.
31:15Who I did?
31:16No, no.
31:16I just want to move on.
31:20Let's just pretend nothing happened and just start.
31:22Crash.
31:24Everyone put their hands in.
31:25I really believe in this.
31:27Rosie.
31:28Put your hand on top.
31:29Go ahead.
31:31I'm trying to start over with you, all right?
31:33I'm trying to, you guys, I wanted to invite all of you guys.
31:36I'm having a 4th of July party, Rosie included.
31:39I want to invite all of you guys to it.
31:40It's going to be fun.
31:41I haven't been to a 4th of July party like ever, so that's very exciting.
31:44I'm excited for it.
31:45Thank you for inviting me.
31:45I'm excited for it.
31:46I want, Rosie, I'm here because I want to just get past the bulls**t.
31:52I am hopeful that we can just move forward and go to the 4th of July party and have a
31:57good time,
31:57but I am nervous.
31:58I'm going to try to come up with a really cute gift, so I have to figure that out.
32:04I say that we cheers to a new start and thanks for, I think I've had a great time with
32:11you,
32:11except for the fighting.
32:12Ashley!
32:13Guys, there's nothing left in here.
32:17Cheers.
32:20Can we play Monopoly one day?
32:42I am so freaking excited to get my car back.
32:46You don't like the truck?
32:47No, parking that thing is significantly different than my car, and I don't like it.
32:51It's just bigger.
32:51She's got a big ass on her.
32:52She has a huge ass.
32:54I have not had coffee yet today.
32:56What do you want?
32:57Can I get a turtle?
32:59It's been almost four years since we opened up Audrey's Coffee House and Lounge.
33:02It is the second-rated celebrity-owned restaurant in the United States, Bon Jovi being number
33:10one.
33:11The ice machine's not working again?
33:13me.
33:14It's always something.
33:15I'll swear.
33:16Now, is it a huge moneymaker?
33:18No.
33:19I thought I would make more money than it is.
33:24So I met Joellen, who's-
33:26Hold on a second.
33:26Ava?
33:29I'm sorry, what were you saying?
33:30Anyway, we're at the picnic.
33:31You can just come right around, man.
33:32Sorry, just right in that corner is perfect.
33:34I'm sorry.
33:35Thank you, bro.
33:36I haven't really filled you in on that, but I should because tomorrow you are invited
33:41to the 4th July party.
33:43Yeah.
33:46Carter?
33:48Melissa said that she could take care of the kids.
33:50So tomorrow you will have Rich that you know.
33:54You'll know Rich.
33:55Thank you as well.
33:56And Rosie-
33:56Love Rich.
33:57Yeah.
33:58Rosie was mentioning us carpooling just because she's like a little nervous.
34:01Why is she nervous?
34:03Because she has to see Joellen again.
34:04What happened between Rosie and Joellen?
34:06From what I heard from Rosie beforehand is that Joellen had a whole bunch of ladies over
34:12her house.
34:13Okay.
34:13And Rosie brought over a $6 like bottle of wine to which I would totally do the same.
34:20I would have maybe, you know, spent a little bit more than $6 on a bottle of wine.
34:25Cheapish.
34:26Katie?
34:29Um, well, what time are you coming home?
34:31Uh, I don't know.
34:33I've been trying to reduce my hours here.
34:35I think I've been doing a good job.
34:36You've been doing a really good job.
34:37It's hard.
34:38When Jared first opened Audrey's, he was working 100 hours a week.
34:46While he's adjusted his hours to be home much more, he still focuses, like, all of his
34:51time and energy at Audrey's.
34:52And then there's two kids at home that I have to go be with.
34:55So Audrey's is our third child.
34:58Here's my thing about this place.
35:00I know that you love it.
35:02But, like, you don't light up about it.
35:04No, I don't.
35:05And you could be living a more enjoyable life by doing something.
35:09I don't know what it is yet.
35:11What are you doing?
35:12But, like, that can go weeks without seeing you smile.
35:16I know.
35:18Jared and I are influencers.
35:19I have a bigger following than him, but he could still live a very wonderful life off
35:25the following that he has and, like, the opportunities that come to him.
35:28But he wanted something outside of social media.
35:31And, man, oh, man, did he get it.
35:35You know how you're constantly thinking about Audrey's?
35:37I'm constantly thinking, how am I going to make Jared happy?
35:40How can I make Jared happy?
35:41Well, I don't want you to do that.
35:43Of course I don't want that.
35:44It's the last thing I want.
35:46It's just like, can we just have fun?
35:48Like, I just want to, like, not have you thinking about Audrey's.
35:51I know.
35:52I need to be better at it.
35:53I couldn't agree more.
35:54Okay.
35:56Poor Jason's waiting for his drink.
35:57Jason!
36:00Coming up next on The Real Housewives of Rhode Island.
36:03Truthfully, was it brought up by you about the way my relationship is?
36:06I mean, Joellen brought it up.
36:08Joellen brought it up?
36:09Yeah.
36:19Can you pick out her Fourth of July outfit, okay?
36:22So this is what mom's going to wear.
36:24You don't like it?
36:30So bend your knees a little more?
36:32Good.
36:32Good.
36:33Squeeze.
36:34You think Lululemon comes up with camel toe-free leggings?
36:42What's today?
36:43Fourth of July.
36:44It is the Fourth of July.
36:46Hi, babe.
36:47Why aren't you dressed?
36:48I am dressed.
36:49I'm a little...
36:50For what?
36:51Mama, I want to be right back.
36:53All right, you be right back, Angel.
36:55For the party, I rented a house in Portsmouth on the water.
36:59You want me to wear the blue linen?
37:00Yeah, I think you'll look very handsome in that.
37:03Fourth of July is huge in Rhode Island.
37:05But I have no idea what the Fourth of July is about.
37:08Plymouth Rock.
37:11Columbus.
37:12Plymouth Rock is in Massachusetts, which is our neighbor.
37:14It's just, it has something to do with, like, the Nina Pinta in Santa Maria.
37:20Fourth of July is big in Rhode Island.
37:21I don't know why.
37:22She's got a little bit of a hairy face.
37:24Gary!
37:25What an asshole!
37:27I'm just playing.
37:28I'm going to go do the pool.
37:30We're hosting a party.
37:31You're not skimming the pool.
37:33Please.
37:33I need you to get ready.
37:34I'm going to go skim the pool.
37:36No, no, don't skim the pool!
37:38My mom's coming.
37:39Oh, God.
37:43Hi, Danone.
37:45Hi.
37:47Where's my babies?
37:48I think they're in the playroom over there.
37:49Thank you for watching them.
37:50I decided to fulfill my commitment.
37:53Fulfill your commitment as a grandmother.
37:55Let me know how much I owe you for tonight.
37:57Is it holiday double time?
37:58How dare you say I charge you?
38:00Then why did I send you money?
38:01I think that the maternal gene, it skipped my mother and grandmother.
38:07You're the best.
38:08I was doing regular teenage things, but my mom mistook that for just very bad behavior.
38:14My mother was really hard on me.
38:17I need to get dressed.
38:18Do you need any help with that?
38:19No, I don't need any help with that.
38:21I had no guide to how to be a good mother.
38:25Jolie, we're going to have fun.
38:26Look, Nanny's here.
38:27Do you want to have fun with her?
38:28So I'm doing the best that I can, and I just pray that my kids turn out amazing.
38:34Hi, how are you?
38:35Appreciate it.
38:36Thank you so much.
38:37I'm sorry for keeping you waiting.
38:39We have three kids.
38:40I'm so stressed out from that.
38:42My mom?
38:43I'm just nervous about three kids of her.
38:46I'm going to have to call and check in.
38:48I have Rosie coming to the party.
38:49I'm proud of you for that.
38:51Rosie made the comment about Kelsey having two boyfriends.
38:54She's kind of like, mind your own business.
38:56I can't imagine she acts up.
38:58Well, if she wants that smoke with you, she shouldn't.
39:00If she knows what's good for her.
39:04I do wish that this was a kid's welcome party.
39:08Joellen has kids, right?
39:10She has three?
39:10She does.
39:11And I brought her these amazing fireworks.
39:13I'm sure she'll complain about them.
39:14I made this entire bouquet.
39:15And then I also got a bottle of champagne.
39:17Rich, did you bring that?
39:18I have the champagne.
39:18Hey, Rich has got the champagne.
39:20How much was the champagne?
39:21I don't know, like 60 bucks.
39:23That's great.
39:24That's great.
39:24I am showing up tonight with a gift for Joellen, even though she made me cry.
39:27Because my goal in life is just for everyone to like me.
39:30And I know deep down that that is the most unrealistic thing you could ever want.
39:35But it's all I want.
39:36So I'm just going to keep trying.
39:38No, I'm scared.
39:40No, I'm scared.
39:53Wow.
39:54Imagine if I tumbled down the stairs.
39:57Hi.
39:58For the party, we are going to have a raw bar.
40:02We're going to have caricatures.
40:03I have this plan to do caviar wieners.
40:06Somebody's going to be falling off.
40:07Somebody's definitely falling off.
40:08I may not cook, I may not clean, I may not have sex all the time.
40:12But I know how to throw a good party.
40:14Yeah, we got to get the hot dog set up.
40:16Yeah, I got to get these in the freezer.
40:16And we got to get that into the kitchen.
40:18My effing here is my face.
40:20Where does everyone?
40:23I don't even know.
40:24Is there anyone here?
40:26Joellen.
40:27Hi.
40:27This is absolutely gorgeous.
40:29How are you?
40:31Thank you for inviting us.
40:32By the way.
40:33I'm guaranteed.
40:33I'm here.
40:34So good to see you, honey.
40:36Good to see you.
40:37That's a great, Natasha.
40:38There's a cannoli station down there.
40:40Caricatures over there.
40:41They do characters?
40:43Caricature.
40:44I feel like they have characters.
40:47Caric...
40:48Caricatures.
40:50Caricatures.
41:01Dolores Catania.
41:02She owns my heart.
41:05We're going right to the bar.
41:06We met at a cannabis convention back when Frank was just getting into the industry.
41:12Hi, everybody.
41:13Hello.
41:14This is Dolores.
41:15And I said, just come visit.
41:17See what it's like for a summer.
41:20Okay, well, I'm going to start with this.
41:21We're crabbing.
41:22We're crabbing.
41:23I make a good crab sauce.
41:25Last time I made crab sauce that I caught myself, I was pregnant for Gabby.
41:29I trust Dolores.
41:31She knows where the berries, the bodies are buried.
41:34She knows where the berries are bodied.
41:40Dolores.
41:41Dolores.
41:42What a treat, doll.
41:42You're a dream.
41:44Hi, gorgeous.
41:47Oh, my God, my earrings just got cold.
41:48And my heels keep getting stuck.
41:50Oh, mine did, too.
41:50Mine did, too.
41:51I've known Joellen since I was in high school.
41:53She used to work at a tanning salon that my friend used to work at.
41:56Joellen was hooking up with the owner of the tanning salon.
42:00And then the owner and his wife.
42:02You look beautiful.
42:03How gorgeous you look.
42:05She's ballsy.
42:07Do you guys want to sit down there?
42:08Yeah, yeah, let's go.
42:09Honey, can you get us all drinks?
42:10Sure.
42:11Come show me the rest.
42:12Let's go.
42:13Go.
42:14Oh, you son of a bitch.
42:16You're a liability, Alicia.
42:17I am a liability.
42:18Oh, no, this is steep now.
42:19Wait.
42:20Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
42:22Wait for me.
42:23Give me your hand.
42:24I got it.
42:25We did it.
42:26You guys made it.
42:26We're not getting back up, just so you know.
42:28Oh, look at this guy.
42:30He's a good one.
42:31What is this?
42:32Oh, Vouv.
42:33Thank you, babe.
42:34You're a great husband.
42:35Love you.
42:36Cheers, everybody.
42:37Cheers.
42:38Welcome, Dolores.
42:40Welcome to Rhode Island.
42:41Welcome to Rhode Island, yes.
42:42Happy fort.
42:42Thank you for having me.
42:44Tell me what you love about Rhode Island the most.
42:46Have you been?
42:47My first time out of Jersey, I was 18, and I came here.
42:50Is there a beach in New Jersey?
42:51Yeah, the Jersey Shore.
42:53Oh, Jersey Shore.
42:54Quiet.
42:55That's not that I would ask.
42:56Stop it.
42:57I'm kidding.
43:03Hello there.
43:05I think Rose is here.
43:08Is she going to be annoyed at you because you're wearing all red?
43:10Just like she's wearing all red?
43:11I don't know.
43:12The devil in red.
43:13I'll be back.
43:14You said it, not us.
43:15Just said that just to be funny.
43:18She's not the devil.
43:19Drunken words or sober thoughts.
43:22I want to tell you what happened at the picnic.
43:24I need you to know I stuck up for you.
43:26That always sounds good.
43:27I know.
43:28That's always a really good story.
43:29So, Rosie was questioning your relationship and polygamy, and Alicia was like, does Kelsey
43:36have two boyfriends?
43:39Where does she go for Christmas?
43:40Like, what's happening?
43:40I'm like, why don't you ask her that?
43:42We did a long time.
43:45I just met Rosie at Joellen's, but I feel like I can sniff out the people that aren't
43:51girls' girls.
43:52Rosie is not a girls' girl.
43:53I love this dress.
43:55Is there a reason she's asking you about your relationship?
43:58Like, are you going through something, or?
44:02Um, my relationship is the only thing that makes me upset.
44:08Don't even sweat that.
44:10Rumors are rumors.
44:11We all know that.
44:12They're not all factual.
44:14I'm a cold bitch at the end of the day, but when it comes to my relationship, that's
44:20like, sacred.
44:21It's my choice.
44:21I don't need to explain what I want to do with anybody.
44:33Like, I don't understand what she wants to know.
44:36She's just gossiping.
44:37Who cares?
44:37Who the f*** they want to date?
44:39They're talking about something.
44:41I'm worried about it.
44:44The thing is, is you have two choices.
44:46Don't be upset, though.
44:47You can either let it, wipe it off, and walk right by, or you can go and say, what the
44:52f***,
44:52you guys?
44:53Why are you talking about me when I'm not in a room?
44:55I say something when I'm ready.
44:56Come on.
44:59You're the hostess.
45:00She's here, and you need to go say hello to her, and we should all go.
45:03And you're going to have to greet.
45:04Yeah, you're right.
45:05I invited her to my party, and I'm here to be kind to everyone.
45:09All right, let's do this.
45:10I'm going to take your arm, though.
45:15Hi, guys.
45:16Hi.
45:17Hi.
45:17How are you?
45:19Thank you for inviting us.
45:21Dolores, this is Ashley.
45:23Oh, hi.
45:24Nice to meet you.
45:25Ashley.
45:26Hi, Rosie.
45:27Thanks for inviting me.
45:29Of course, of course.
45:29I got you this.
45:31Oh, my God.
45:32It's a fireworks bouquet.
45:36Um, that was thoughtful and creative.
45:39And then this is, like, your real gift?
45:42You need to do that.
45:43Once again, a gift that I wouldn't give somebody.
45:49I'm making hot dogs with caviar right now.
45:52Oh, my God.
45:58Do you like a caviar wiener, you guys?
46:00Caviar wiener.
46:01There's no way I'm having a caviar wiener.
46:02No, no, no.
46:03You got to try it.
46:03I'm not doing it.
46:04It's delicious.
46:06Hi, guys.
46:08Hi, Kelsey.
46:09How are you doing?
46:10How are you?
46:11How are you?
46:11How are you doing?
46:12I'm good.
46:13I noticed that you came solo.
46:15I think we're all good.
46:16Yeah.
46:16Okay.
46:17Yeah.
46:17You're okay?
46:18I mean, yeah.
46:19I hope everything's okay.
46:20No, listen, I like doing on my own.
46:22I'm used to it.
46:23But I know, like, the picnic, there was, like, questions of, like, the kind of relationship
46:29that I was in.
46:30If Rosie or anyone else has, like, a question on polygamy, every man does that all the time.
46:35Listen, my relationship from day one, there were rules.
46:38I accepted a lot of things.
46:39And that's it.
46:41Oh.
46:42I don't get it.
46:43I'm very confused by her.
46:46Hi.
46:47So we were talking about, you know, how, like, everyone's always asking about, like,
46:52her situation.
46:52Like, who's always asking?
46:55Like, anyone.
46:57You know when you go through something in life and it's sensitive, you don't want people
47:01sitting at other tables discussing it.
47:04I relate the most to Kelsey.
47:07It's funny because in this group of girls, she's the youngest.
47:11As we know, I'm the oldest.
47:13But we're very close.
47:15We protect each other.
47:17And I am eternally allergic to bulls**t.
47:21What else have you said at that picnic?
47:23Nothing else.
47:24I didn't say one bad thing about you.
47:32Hey, Mom.
47:34Hi.
47:35How you doing?
47:36How's she doing?
47:38Hi, beautiful.
47:40Gia's up, too?
47:41Mom, her bedtime was seven, I told you.
47:42I think Gia's definitely ready to go down.
47:44Yeah.
47:47Bye, Angel Luffin.
47:48Stick with me.
47:49All right.
47:49The kids are alive.
47:50All right.
47:51It made me look at nervous.
47:52With my mom, even though I know she's a great grandmother, I don't know how to get past
47:57the things she's done to me as a child.
47:59I just don't want my kids to feel anything that I felt with her.
48:04Kids are alive.
48:11That's so good.
48:11That's so good.
48:12Oh, no.
48:13You know what I'm going to do?
48:13Wait, who's the one with the red cheeks?
48:15Me, of course.
48:15What the f***?
48:18What's that?
48:19Boom, boom juice.
48:20It's tequila.
48:20I don't want anything spicy.
48:22You know what I've been doing?
48:23I've been doing Dirty Charlates.
48:24What's that?
48:25Dirty Charlates is like a Shirley Temple, but they put vodka in it.
48:28I like that.
48:28Isn't that fun?
48:29What do you want to drink?
48:30I don't want a dirty whore.
48:34You two are going together?
48:36Yes.
48:37You know each other?
48:38Yes.
48:38We've known each other for like 20 years.
48:4120?
48:41Right, about.
48:42She used to date my boyfriend's brother.
48:46Yes.
48:47I'm waiting to see how big my teeth are on this.
48:49I'm known for my very big teeth.
48:52I still have yet to talk to Rosie.
48:54No.
48:54I talked to Alicia about it.
48:55What did she say?
48:56I know Alicia comes from like a place of like, she's not like ill intended.
49:03Right.
49:03She's just not all there.
49:04Yeah, she's like, that's, yeah.
49:06Yeah.
49:06So I, I haven't talked to Rosie yet about it.
49:10I said hello.
49:11She brought me this really nice like bouquet.
49:13You know, I'm just kind of moving forward.
49:14It's 4th of July.
49:15I want to have a good time.
49:16Yeah.
49:17I want everyone to have fun.
49:18I feel like you are moving past it and I'm like moving to it.
49:21I feel like Rosie, she's asking certain questions because she has like something calculating in
49:25her brain and that's what I don't like.
49:29People seem to not be able to stop talking about my relationship, but like Rosie, are you
49:35asking questions or are you already saying, no, I heard this and she is this and they are
49:42going to stop talking about that because that's a bad path to go down and it's going to end up
49:46ugly for you.
50:09Ladies, are you ready for this?
50:10We're ready.
50:11Oh, the teeth are huge.
50:14Are you going to be here a lot this summer?
50:16Like what's the plan?
50:17Yeah, we're going to be here for three months, four months.
50:19Oh my God.
50:19Yeah, yeah.
50:20Don't ask me where I'm living because it's somewhere over there.
50:22Jerry, where am I living?
50:24Jerry's like, where do I live?
50:26Oh, wait.
50:27You're our neighbors.
50:28There you go.
50:29We're friends.
50:31Not sisters?
50:32No, everyone thinks that though.
50:34Why do you see a similarity?
50:36I went to Dolores' surgeon.
50:39She actually referred me to him.
50:41And we also have the same dentist.
50:45Oh, so cute.
50:47Oh, that's adorable.
50:51You're welcome.
50:52And we are twins.
50:56Look at you.
50:57You told me I couldn't have a cookie.
50:58You're having a cupcake, you .
51:00I'm getting like eaten alive.
51:03We're in the best time.
51:03I'm like standing by the cookie spot and having five cookies.
51:07Come on.
51:09I'm going to put my shoes on right here.
51:11I'll be right here if you guys need me.
51:12Rosie.
51:12I'm going to put my shoes on while you're over here.
51:14Oh.
51:15I just want to know what happened at the picnic.
51:20Was there anything that I should be like concerned about?
51:25I don't think so.
51:27Nothing about my relationship or anything.
51:29What do you mean?
51:30I just want to know truthfully, like,
51:33was it brought up by you about the way my relationship is?
51:36Honestly, like, I was just questioning stuff.
51:39I mean, Joellen brought it up.
51:41Joellen brought it up?
51:43Yeah.
51:45It was just, she's talking about it,
51:46saying you're going through such a hard time.
51:48We were like, oh my God, what hard time is she going through?
51:50And then it turned into, you know what I mean?
51:52Like, I wasn't trying to come for you.
51:54Like, you know, Ashley's there.
51:55She has no idea what Fox is being talking about.
51:56You know what I mean?
52:03You really never know, like, who's telling you the truth,
52:06who's stabbing you in the back.
52:08To be honest, like, yeah,
52:10it is very hard to trust people around here.
52:12One, two, three.
52:15Happy birthday, July!
52:16Yay!
52:19Yes!
52:23Rumors in Rhode Island are very typical.
52:26It's just part of the culture of our state.
52:30I definitely know a lot about people.
52:33I just don't say it.
52:35This group, they got big things behind the scenes.
52:40Big secrets, big cheating scandals.
52:45I don't lie.
52:46There's really no reason to.
52:48The truth always comes out.
52:50I say it like it is.
52:51So if somebody says something to me that I've done, yeah.
52:54Any other questions?
52:55Do you want details?
52:56If you're going to say all the rumors about me,
52:58I'm going to say all the rumors about you.
53:00And I've held my tongue all summer long.
53:07This season, in The Real Housewives of Rhode Island.
53:10Are you ready for this?
53:11Just when you thought it couldn't get crazier.
53:15Oh my God.
53:17Here's to effing Rhode Island.
53:20Cheers to not being sorry and moving on.
53:23I've been waiting for this all day because I'm about to climax.
53:26I need to know what happened.
53:29You don't get to take it off, Ashley.
53:31What else does it do?
53:32Not eating drinks?
53:33Holy s***.
53:35What happened?
53:35Rubbing alcohol.
53:37I like what they call stripper juice.
53:39Give me that and I'll be happy.
53:41I went to a psychic once and she said,
53:43you carry so many people's energies on you.
53:45And she's like, you need to go into an Epstein salt bath.
53:48Epstein.
53:51There's someone who's showing up, turning this head to Rula.
53:54Is that a Rula-la?
53:56Rula's half Syrian.
53:58She's a boss.
53:59Drop the mic.
54:00Here I am.
54:01There were echoes of Rula's husband having an affair.
54:06I want you to know that it's happening currently.
54:08It was told to me that you were perpetuating info around.
54:11When someone calls my wife's work, that's a huge s***ing problem for me.
54:15I just pray that you somehow hurt him.
54:20I'm 42.
54:21I haven't had any kids.
54:22I don't think it's something that we should rule out.
54:24This is like a deal breaker you should tell me now.
54:26I know that you're insecure about how Audrey doesn't bring enough in.
54:31The two people in my life are the most wonderful people ever.
54:36Now you're saying that you do have two boyfriends.
54:39What?
54:40Every girl waits for their big fairytale moment.
54:42And sometimes I feel like I don't think I'll ever get one.
54:45Why didn't you ever, like, love me if I didn't show her?
54:48It's because that's how I was raised.
54:50You should s***ing up.
54:52Faithless f***ing me?
54:53All right, sorry.
54:54It's so nice.
54:56You f***ing deserve it.
54:58F***ing my husband, f***ing my kids, f***ing my job.
55:00I'm going to ruin your f***ing life.
55:01She doesn't like spotlight on anybody else but her.
55:04A narcissist mother f***ing fight.
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