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Crush Alert Love Request from My Enemy Full EP -Full
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00:00:02New intimacy level unlocked.
00:00:09New skin dangerously hot is equipped.
00:00:18You're staring.
00:00:20You like what you see?
00:00:21Maybe.
00:00:30When are you gonna tell me who you really are?
00:00:32You know who I really am.
00:00:34I'm Valaqueen33.
00:00:35Such a dumb username.
00:00:37Oh, okay, guacamolewizard275.
00:00:39Don't talk to me about dumb usernames.
00:00:42You know, you're lucky you're cute.
00:00:43You don't even know what I look like.
00:00:45Well, I would if you agreed to meet me in person.
00:00:47Or at least a photo.
00:00:50Maybe someday.
00:00:56Crap, I'm late.
00:00:57Good luck, scholarship queen.
00:01:02Who needs luck when I have my talisman to remind me of my knight?
00:01:09In the game of castle claimers,
00:01:11I might be a warrior princess in love with a dashing knight.
00:01:14But on my first day at Edmunds Academy,
00:01:16I feel like a peasant.
00:01:19Watch it!
00:01:20This isn't public school.
00:01:23Forget your training wheels.
00:01:26At least I have my knight's charm to help me get through the day.
00:01:44I have my knight's special talisman.
00:01:49It's ruined.
00:01:56It's so hard.
00:01:57Hey!
00:01:57I told you to stop the car!
00:02:04Oh my gosh, it's Paul!
00:02:06He's so hot!
00:02:10Hey!
00:02:12What is wrong with you?
00:02:14Didn't you see me yelling and screaming for you to stop the car?
00:02:16Okay, I see you now, new girl.
00:02:19What are you with me, son?
00:02:20What are you talking about?
00:02:22Why?
00:02:24I thought you were one of my fans.
00:02:26No, I'm not one of your fans.
00:02:30You just broke something that's really important to me.
00:02:32Yeah, I broke a lot of hearts, buttercup.
00:02:34Okay?
00:02:37You should know that.
00:02:39I don't know who you are, but you were a...
00:02:41You were a...
00:02:42Eh...
00:02:43Eh...
00:02:44Eh...
00:02:44Eh...
00:02:44Eh...
00:02:45Eh...
00:02:45Eh...
00:02:45Asshole!
00:02:50Alright.
00:02:52I broke something of yours.
00:02:54Sure, but...
00:02:55Hey!
00:02:56You got my attention.
00:03:00So, in that case, we're even.
00:03:07Don't do it, Hayley.
00:03:10Don't do it, Hayley.
00:03:10Have a good day.
00:03:13Don't do it.
00:03:21Oh, fuck!
00:03:23Now we're even.
00:03:25My laptop better not be broken.
00:03:27I can't lose my connection to Valley Clay.
00:03:34You just made the wrong enemy.
00:03:37You just made the wrong enemy.
00:03:40I'm going to make every classroom,
00:03:43every hallway,
00:03:44and every rumor in this school your personal nightmare.
00:03:48I'm gonna make your wife a living hell.
00:03:51What's going on?
00:03:52Close fighting the new girl.
00:03:54Close leaving the new girl.
00:03:56Yeah, idiot.
00:03:56I can see that.
00:03:59Just met an unhinged person.
00:04:01Good thing the universe balances it with you.
00:04:04Same.
00:04:05Ran into a certified asshole.
00:04:07Can't wait to see you in the game tonight.
00:04:12Cole, do you need help?
00:04:13I can help you.
00:04:16The new girl poured coffee on him.
00:04:18This bitch thinks that she can just roll up and piss off Michael.
00:04:21But he's not your Cole.
00:04:22Shut up, Lindsay.
00:04:24He's not yet.
00:04:26Come on.
00:04:28Hi.
00:04:29I'm Jen.
00:04:31And this is Lindsay.
00:04:33Hi.
00:04:34I'm Haley.
00:04:35So nice to meet you.
00:04:36You have first day jitters.
00:04:37It's totally understandable.
00:04:39We want to make sure you feel really welcome.
00:04:41And so we'll take you to your locker.
00:04:42Come in.
00:04:44Okay.
00:04:44Let's go.
00:04:49There you go.
00:04:50Thanks so much.
00:05:12Aw, you're welcome, new girl.
00:05:14Honestly, it's kind of an improvement on your face.
00:05:22Guacamole wizard.
00:05:24Wow.
00:05:24What are you, catfishing some little lonely online gamer boy?
00:05:28Get it back.
00:05:29Hold on.
00:05:31Hey, if you go to Edmunds Academy, you should come to Locker 83 right now.
00:05:36Send.
00:05:37Here.
00:05:37Now your little gamer friend can see your ugly little face.
00:05:42So when can I meet the hero who ruined your billionaire shirt?
00:05:45I'm your friend first, Max.
00:05:47At least check on me.
00:05:48Oh, is it the online love-up?
00:05:50Ah, chill.
00:05:51Please.
00:05:54No way.
00:05:56What is it?
00:05:57Oh, Bally Queen goes to school.
00:06:04Please ignore that.
00:06:06Someone stole my phone and played a stupid prank.
00:06:08Send.
00:06:13What is wrong with you?
00:06:14You mess with Cole Edmunds, and you're gonna mess with me.
00:06:17Edmunds?
00:06:18What?
00:06:19You don't know that his family owns the whole school?
00:06:21Wow, you really did crawl out of the gutter, didn't you?
00:06:26Stop recording me!
00:06:29Jen is a new girl.
00:06:31Wait.
00:06:32Is the new girl...
00:06:33Valley Queen?
00:06:36There's no way the new girl is Valley Queen.
00:06:38Could it be...
00:06:39Jen?
00:06:42Ew.
00:06:46Your enemy is our enemy Cole.
00:06:48And I just made sure that the new girl knows that.
00:06:51No chances, Jen.
00:06:53So is it.
00:06:54She does look kinda cute.
00:07:03Please ignore that.
00:07:04Someone stole my phone and played a stupid prank.
00:07:07What was I thinking?
00:07:09Of course she's not my online lover.
00:07:10Ooh.
00:07:14Hey there, buttercup.
00:07:16Keep walking, Hayley.
00:07:18Just keep walking.
00:07:19You got a problem with shaving this morning, or...?
00:07:22My name's Hayley.
00:07:24Wow, Hayley.
00:07:25I think you, uh...
00:07:27You missed the spell on your upper lip right there.
00:07:31What a coincidence!
00:07:33So did you!
00:07:34Oh, no!
00:07:37Oh!
00:07:38Oh, I'm sorry.
00:07:39I forgot you don't even need shaving cream.
00:07:42You're just a man-child with follicle issues.
00:07:47Whoever ends up with her, I must have felt an eye exam.
00:08:02I was so relieved to see you.
00:08:04Something happened.
00:08:05I lost the game.
00:08:06I thought I'd never see you again.
00:08:09I think it's time we call this what it is.
00:08:12And what is this?
00:08:13What I think it is, is...
00:08:16I wanna be with you, and you wanna be with me.
00:08:20As more than just friends.
00:08:22Oh, thank God.
00:08:24I honestly want that more than anything.
00:08:26You're my soulmate.
00:08:27Like, I like you so much.
00:08:28Okay, well, since we're dating now, um...
00:08:32I'm ready to send my photo.
00:08:34Wait, really?
00:08:36Yeah. Get ready.
00:08:43Okay.
00:08:45No face.
00:08:46Just the boobs.
00:08:47Is it a bad idea?
00:08:49But all my online friends said it's cool.
00:08:52PG-13 nudes are harmless.
00:08:53All the kids do this.
00:08:55You'll love it.
00:09:01This lighting hates me.
00:09:02Come on, Hayley.
00:09:03Confidence.
00:09:04You literally fight dragons online.
00:09:11Okay.
00:09:12Okay.
00:09:13Yeah.
00:09:13That's actually kind of...
00:09:14Oh, my God.
00:09:20Seriously?
00:09:21Hello?
00:09:22I need one.
00:09:24Don't look at me!
00:09:28Don't look at me!
00:09:30We're not survivable, are we?
00:09:31I don't think you're supposed to do it like that.
00:09:33Get out.
00:09:34Now.
00:09:35Fine.
00:09:36Ow!
00:09:37Damn it!
00:09:42Wrong.
00:10:15You're helping me.
00:10:16Yeah, well, I didn't plan it, but here we are.
00:10:26Excuse you, these boobs are for someone else.
00:10:28We've got a little boyfriend, do we?
00:10:30That is shocking.
00:10:32Yeah, actually.
00:10:33And he'd probably kill you right now if you saw you were flirting with me.
00:10:36Flirting?
00:10:36Yeah, don't lie to yourself.
00:10:37I've got a girlfriend, too.
00:10:38My thoughts and prayers to her.
00:10:40Funny.
00:10:41Okay.
00:10:42Okay, well, can we just pretend this didn't happen and go our separate ways?
00:10:46Fine by me.
00:10:49Oh, no.
00:10:52Oh, no.
00:10:52I love the purple bra, by the way.
00:10:54I like it in a weird way.
00:10:55You're not in my type, but, you know, power theory, or whatever.
00:10:59Would you just get out of here?
00:11:09Hopefully, Quacamole Wizard will like it, too.
00:11:12Jen, red alert.
00:11:14Quacamole and the new girl are for sure flirting.
00:11:17I think it's time to take drastic action.
00:11:21Don't be a coward.
00:11:22Just send it.
00:11:23Jen.
00:11:28Oh, my God.
00:11:30Here goes nothing.
00:11:38Still no response?
00:11:40Don't freak out.
00:11:41He's probably just busy.
00:11:46Give it back.
00:11:47Why?
00:11:47You don't want me to see your slutty little nude?
00:11:50Oh, this is actually a really good photo.
00:11:53Honestly, it's so good that I think the whole school should see it.
00:11:56Did you get it, Lindsay?
00:11:58Got it.
00:12:01What are you doing?
00:12:31What's going on?
00:12:31Dude, your enemy's new just got put up on the big screen.
00:12:34What?
00:12:34Yeah.
00:12:36What?
00:12:49Come on.
00:12:50What?
00:12:51Let's see if these boobs are photoshopped.
00:12:54Stop.
00:12:55Delete it.
00:12:56Please.
00:12:56Delete it.
00:12:57Strip.
00:12:58Strip.
00:12:58Strip.
00:12:59Strip.
00:13:00Strip.
00:13:00Strip.
00:13:01Strip.
00:13:02Strip.
00:13:02Strip.
00:13:03Strip.
00:13:03Strip.
00:13:08Oh, my brave knight.
00:13:10I wish you were here with me right now.
00:13:16Oh, my God.
00:13:18Oh, cool.
00:13:19Your enemy's kind of hot.
00:13:21Since you're so into slutty photos, why don't we just go ahead and go full nude?
00:13:28Jen, no.
00:13:29No, no, no, no, no, no.
00:13:30Jen, stop.
00:13:31Strip.
00:13:32Strip.
00:13:33Strip.
00:13:33Strip.
00:13:34Strip.
00:13:34Strip.
00:13:35Strip.
00:13:36Strip.
00:13:37Strip.
00:13:37Strip.
00:13:38Strip.
00:13:39Strip.
00:13:39Strip.
00:13:39Oh, my God.
00:13:45Oh, my God.
00:13:48Oh, my God.
00:13:49My school enemy is my online girlfriend?
00:13:52Get off your feet!
00:13:55Stop it!
00:13:56Oh, my God.
00:13:57Oh, my God.
00:13:59Oh, my God.
00:14:00Oh, my God.
00:14:00Oh, my God.
00:14:01Oh, my God.
00:14:06Hey.
00:14:08You okay?
00:14:10Give that to me.
00:14:18Now, give the phone back, Jen.
00:14:21What the hell, Cole?
00:14:22I thought you'd be happy.
00:14:28How does it feel being exposed to the whole school?
00:14:30Not good, huh?
00:14:31Now, if you don't delete it off your phone, I'm exposed to what else is fake about you.
00:14:35And I know it's not just your purse.
00:14:38Why are you even defending her?
00:14:39She's the loser who has nude photos for random men.
00:14:43Haley's got more personality than all of you combined.
00:14:46And if you mess with her, you mess with me.
00:14:48You hear me?
00:14:53Haley, are you?
00:14:54Cole is on my side now?
00:14:56Is he doing this to play with my feelings?
00:14:58I just need to be alone.
00:15:00Haley!
00:15:05Cole is a rich asshole.
00:15:07And he said we were enemies.
00:15:09But why did I get butterflies when he looked at me today?
00:15:15Don't stay up too late, honey.
00:15:17Love you, Mom.
00:15:20Wait, Mom.
00:15:25Do people change?
00:15:26Like, can a spoiled brat somehow become nice?
00:15:34Well, maybe just give them a second chance.
00:15:53What's up there, huh?
00:15:55There's no more mozzarella sticks in the cafeteria.
00:15:58They're my favorite.
00:15:59Noted.
00:16:00Is that all?
00:16:01The whole school treats me like I'm their punching bag.
00:16:04I'm just trying to bring a little hope to my family and keep my scholarship.
00:16:08Oh.
00:16:09I'm really proud of you.
00:16:11And then there's this guy.
00:16:13He has this vendetta against me, but at the same time he's super contradictory.
00:16:17It's so confusing.
00:16:18Sounds like you're into this guy.
00:16:21Sounds like you're into this guy.
00:16:23No, I'm not into this guy.
00:16:24I like you.
00:16:25Only you.
00:16:32I really liked your photo, by the way.
00:16:34You did?
00:16:34Are you gonna reciprocate?
00:16:36I was thinking it would be better if we met in person.
00:16:38That sounds amazing.
00:16:40When?
00:16:41Where?
00:16:41About after school.
00:16:42At the balcony.
00:16:44I'll bring flowers.
00:16:45Deal?
00:16:54I'm about to meet my boyfriend.
00:17:06Stop thinking about Cole.
00:17:15Army father.
00:17:17I heard about you harassing Jen at school today.
00:17:19Defending that nobody.
00:17:21Haley girl.
00:17:22He's not a nobody, dad.
00:17:24Are those for her?
00:17:29What the fuck?
00:17:33What the fuck?
00:17:34I know what Haley is, Cole.
00:17:37Her mother works as a maid at my office.
00:17:39That whole family is trash.
00:17:41Stay away from her.
00:17:43And what if I say no?
00:17:44Stay away from Haley, Cole.
00:17:46Or I'll fire her mother.
00:17:48What if she found out that you were the one making her life miserable?
00:17:52I'm almost 18.
00:17:53Soon I'll have my inheritance.
00:17:55I hate to make Haley wait, but she can't know who I am before I make sure her family is
00:18:00safe.
00:18:01You're sick.
00:18:04It's called watching out for your future.
00:18:11Oh, hi.
00:18:13I am Haley.
00:18:15Yes.
00:18:16Mm-hmm.
00:18:17So nice to meet you.
00:18:18God.
00:18:19I'd give anything just to hear her say my name.
00:18:21But the moment she knows, I lose her forever.
00:18:26Thank you for the flowers.
00:18:28You're so nice.
00:18:33Guacamole wizard.
00:18:35Fail.
00:18:39Guacamole wizard.
00:18:40Ew.
00:18:42You waiting for your stupid little secret boyfriend?
00:18:45Pathetic.
00:18:45Look.
00:18:46Maybe he's married.
00:18:48Or maybe he's fat.
00:18:49And maybe he's sitting on his back video.
00:18:53I don't want any more trouble.
00:18:56Why is guacamole wizard still not here?
00:18:58Oh, no.
00:18:59We're not here to give you any trouble.
00:19:00We just noticed that you didn't have any lunch.
00:19:02And so we thought we would bring you a sandwich.
00:19:06Eat it.
00:19:19I told me.
00:19:21So you thought you could just humiliate me in front of the entire school?
00:19:26You're a maid's daughter.
00:19:27So you can go ahead and eat trash.
00:19:30Guacamole wizard, where are you?
00:19:32Oh, and by the way, Nicole's not gonna come save you.
00:19:35Because after all, he's rich.
00:19:37Like me.
00:19:42I'm nothing like you.
00:19:47Yeah, I'm nothing like you.
00:19:50Cole again?
00:19:52Why is he always here when I need help?
00:19:54Pick it up.
00:19:56Cole, we were kidding.
00:19:57It's ketchup.
00:19:58Pick that bloody thing up.
00:20:04Pick it up.
00:20:04Take out, you're going to record this.
00:20:13Didn't your dad tell you not to mess with Hayley anymore.
00:20:16Don't think you have leverage here.
00:20:17So tell your mom how fucked up you are.
00:20:20You're gonna hold that thing next to your face,
00:20:22and do what I say.
00:20:25I will leave Hayley alone
00:20:30I will leave Hayley alone
00:20:35Got it?
00:20:36Yeah
00:20:36Let's go
00:20:38What are you looking at?
00:20:43Got it?
00:20:44Let's go
00:20:52Uh, thank you
00:20:55Wow
00:20:56Never thought I'd hear you say that
00:21:00Why do you keep following me around?
00:21:02I just
00:21:04I happen to see you
00:21:06Were you waiting at someone?
00:21:08Yeah
00:21:09My boyfriend actually
00:21:13Well he
00:21:14He kind of stood me up, so
00:21:17Maybe you didn't do it on purpose
00:21:20Maybe you got to do it nice today
00:21:22Cole, are you being nice to me?
00:21:26You thought we were enemies
00:21:28I mean, I still find you incredibly annoying, though
00:21:30I'm not that annoying
00:21:33Maybe you'll like me once you realize I have layers
00:21:35Are you trying to play with my feelings, Cole Edna?
00:21:37Because it's not going to work
00:21:38I'm like those stupid, spoiled heiresses
00:21:46How'd that online boyfriend rears make you fall for her?
00:21:52He
00:21:53He makes me feel safe
00:21:56You wouldn't understand it, though
00:22:02You don't understand better than you think
00:22:05Cole understands me better than I think
00:22:09Does he
00:22:11Like you touching like this?
00:22:23If you keep staring, I'm going to think you like what you see
00:22:26No, no, my
00:22:28My boyfriend has way better abs than you do
00:22:33In the game
00:22:36Oh, in the game, huh?
00:22:43Why does he have to smell so good?
00:22:49Are you that slow in the game, too?
00:22:53I can see why he likes you
00:23:04I can't do this
00:23:07I love my boyfriend
00:23:08And you will never understand that
00:23:10He's smart and he's kind
00:23:12And he loves me for who I am
00:23:16That is so much more important to me
00:23:18Than whatever this is between us
00:23:21I wish I could just tell her right now
00:23:30Wait, it couldn't be
00:23:34Cole, what was that notification on your phone?
00:23:39There's nothing
00:23:40Cole, who are you?
00:23:44What was that notification on your phone?
00:23:46It was my dad telling me my car
00:23:48Got done getting waxed
00:23:51Champagne problems, huh?
00:23:54You live such a tough life
00:24:00What was I thinking?
00:24:02We are from two different worlds
00:24:03He just wants to play with me
00:24:05But why did I want to kiss him so badly?
00:24:12Why didn't you come to school today?
00:24:14I got into a car accident
00:24:16Really?
00:24:17Are you okay?
00:24:18You have to keep me in the hospital till prom
00:24:20He was right
00:24:21Who?
00:24:22Nobody
00:24:23Which hospital are you staying at?
00:24:24I want to come visit you
00:24:26No, no, you can't
00:24:27I look miserable now
00:24:29You need to see me in style
00:24:31Fine, if you say so
00:24:33So, are we going to prom together?
00:24:35Hell yeah, we are
00:24:41Why would anyone want to sit next to her?
00:24:44Whoever needs a charity case
00:25:01Oh, you
00:25:03Oh, me
00:25:04Why is she so lucky?
00:25:06Cole's never been this way with any other girl
00:25:09People think you're really lucky to be my lab partner
00:25:12I'm sure you feel really lucky to be my lab partner
00:25:14Because you don't do any homework
00:25:21You finished it?
00:25:23It's okay
00:25:24We didn't know each other more
00:25:25I'm not that curious about you actually
00:25:27I'm curious about you though
00:25:29Like, uh, how close are you with your mom?
00:25:33What is he trying to do?
00:25:35It's none of your business
00:25:36But I'm very close with my mom
00:25:38I'd kill anyone who hurts her
00:25:43Does Cole genuinely want to know me?
00:25:53So
00:25:54Are you going to prom?
00:25:55I don't know
00:25:56I don't know
00:25:57I don't know
00:25:57I don't know
00:25:58So you have a date
00:26:01Or shall I say a victim?
00:26:03Are you jealous of me?
00:26:04Me?
00:26:05Jealous?
00:26:06No, why would I be jealous?
00:26:07Oh, because I think you so secretly want to be
00:26:10You are so full of yourself
00:26:12You can do this on your own
00:26:13Yeah
00:26:16No way
00:26:18It's a self-locking door
00:26:19Really?
00:26:21Miss Corma's going to be back in an hour
00:26:22I'm sure it'll be fine
00:26:23I'm stuck here with you for a full hour?
00:26:25No, sorry
00:26:27Am I that bad?
00:26:28I think maybe we can pick up
00:26:29Where we left off
00:26:31Don't worry
00:26:31Maybe trust me and do
00:26:34We're keeping our distance this time actually
00:26:36Yeah
00:26:46That was my first kiss
00:26:50My first kiss was not supposed to go like that
00:26:52It was supposed to be special at prom
00:26:55And not just bumping lips
00:27:07You're really good at this
00:27:09Why did I want you to regret it?
00:27:11You know
00:27:13We can do more if you want
00:27:29Hey, I've been wanting back a lot more than you think
00:27:33So you want me?
00:27:37I think you know how much I want you
00:27:42Do you want me?
00:27:45I want you
00:27:50Oh shit
00:27:54Anyone in here?
00:27:58Oh my god
00:27:59How long have you two been in here?
00:28:01I really need to change this lock
00:28:02Are you two okay?
00:28:04Oh
00:28:04Yeah
00:28:05Yeah, we're good
00:28:06We're okay
00:28:07I think so
00:28:07Great
00:28:07Nice
00:28:08Okay
00:28:08Nice
00:28:10Thanks
00:28:14Are you just going to pretend like that didn't happen?
00:28:17What didn't happen?
00:28:18Hey, wait
00:28:19It's just hormones
00:28:21Jake
00:28:23Can you still play after your accident?
00:28:25Relax, I'm not dead
00:28:26Wait
00:28:27Car accident?
00:28:28Guacamole wizard?
00:28:35I gotta go
00:28:43Guacamole wizard
00:28:44Huh?
00:28:47Are you all better after your car accident?
00:28:50Do I know you?
00:28:51Why is he being so standoffish?
00:28:53Is he trying to give me a surprise?
00:28:55Er, he heard something about Cole
00:28:58You're crushing your soda can
00:29:01She thinks guacamole wizard is Jake Myers
00:29:03She was in a real car accident
00:29:05According to you, so is guacamole wizard
00:29:07I can't do this anymore
00:29:09Cole, wait
00:29:12Oh shit
00:29:17What's up, Gus?
00:29:18Um, we were just chatting
00:29:21Chatting about Jake's grand plans to kick balls
00:29:24Was there something that you wanted, Cole?
00:29:28Hey
00:29:28I just figured I'd bring you some mozzarella sticks
00:29:32They're your favorite, right?
00:29:35How did you know that?
00:29:37Tough day, huh?
00:29:38There's no more mozzarella sticks in the cafeteria
00:29:40They're my favorite
00:29:42He couldn't be Cole
00:29:44Could he?
00:29:50The truth is, um
00:29:51A dickhead
00:29:54Will you honestly get out of here, bro?
00:29:55You came to my table, bro
00:29:57And knocked my ball away
00:30:05There it goes again
00:30:06Cole is jealous
00:30:08We got a problem here, Cole?
00:30:10We don't have a problem
00:30:11We don't have a problem
00:30:13Right?
00:30:14Tell Cole to get my ball
00:30:15And we don't have a problem
00:30:17Jake, it would take me forever
00:30:18To find one of your balls
00:30:22I have the ball now
00:30:23Can we stop measuring each other's dicks?
00:30:27Cole and Jake are fighting over Haley?
00:30:30Maybe I can use that
00:30:34Jake!
00:30:35Hey!
00:30:36What if I told you
00:30:37That I have an internship opportunity for you
00:30:39With my dad?
00:30:40Wait, seriously?
00:30:41Yeah
00:30:41Just one little catch
00:30:43You have to pretend to like Hallie Roth
00:30:47All right, you have the rest of the period
00:30:49To work on your lab reports
00:30:51If you have any questions
00:30:52I'll be at my desk
00:30:54I thought guacamole wizard
00:30:56Would feel more like Cole
00:30:57But if he's really Jake
00:30:59Then maybe this was always going to end
00:31:02You've literally been sorry for five minutes
00:31:04I'm thinking
00:31:04About the report or about him?
00:31:06Why are you making it so weird about Jake?
00:31:08We literally made out of a sore dream
00:31:11Maybe you've known Jake longer
00:31:13No, you don't
00:31:14How do you know that?
00:31:15You're going to prom with someone else
00:31:17Stop acting like you're serious about me
00:31:19You have no idea
00:31:25Oh my god
00:31:26Is Jake asking me to prom?
00:31:54Are you asking me to prom?
00:31:57Too cheesy?
00:31:59No, it's cute
00:32:01The accident
00:32:02The mozzarella sticks
00:32:03He is guacamole wizard
00:32:05So, um
00:32:07What do you think?
00:32:08You want to go to prom with me?
00:32:10I
00:32:11I should feel happy
00:32:12But why does this feel so wrong?
00:32:16Hey, can we not?
00:32:20Hey, can we not?
00:32:22Dude, seriously
00:32:24What is your problem?
00:32:25My problem here, dude
00:32:26Is that me and my lab partner
00:32:27Have work to do
00:32:28And you're out here
00:32:28To strike me worth bad puns
00:32:30Wow
00:32:32That is some weak shit, man
00:32:34Oh
00:32:35That's weak shit?
00:32:36Is this weak shit?
00:32:40Oh my god
00:32:48Wow
00:32:49He's got really pretty eyes
00:32:56Wait, I can't
00:32:57Colt
00:32:58Put me down
00:32:58Put me down
00:32:59Put me down
00:33:02Don't do that again
00:33:15New couple alerts
00:33:18Fuck off, Jen
00:33:19Fuck off, Jen
00:33:19Why do you hate me so much, Cole?
00:33:21You and I
00:33:21We're not that different
00:33:23And if you'd realize
00:33:24And give me a chance
00:33:25I think that we would make
00:33:26A great match
00:33:27Like, say, if you asked me
00:33:29To prom
00:33:30I might say yes
00:33:33Jen
00:33:34You want to go to prom
00:33:36With me?
00:33:37Jen, you want to go to prom
00:33:39With me?
00:33:40We're both hot
00:33:41And we're both rich
00:33:42And our dads
00:33:43Have been in business
00:33:44Like, forever
00:33:45So
00:33:46How romantic
00:33:47I think I'll pass
00:33:50You're gonna regret this
00:33:51Cole Edmonds
00:33:55Oh, here they come
00:33:57If I message
00:33:59Corcamole Wizard
00:33:59I wonder if Jake's phone were ding
00:34:03What should we wear
00:34:05To prom?
00:34:06And the dance list
00:34:09Yeah
00:34:15Oh, I'll talk to you later
00:34:16I'll see you around school, okay?
00:34:18Okay, yeah
00:34:18I'll see you later
00:34:19Bye
00:34:20He's so different
00:34:22Maybe he's still recovering
00:34:23From the accident?
00:34:27Haley?
00:34:36Jeez
00:34:37God
00:34:43Here, I'll get it
00:34:44Yeah, I think no
00:34:49Oh
00:34:50You're scared of me
00:34:51Seeing all the girls
00:34:51In your phone?
00:34:52I don't care
00:34:53I do care
00:34:56Here we are
00:35:13Don't put a promo check
00:35:15I mean, he only knows you like mozzarella sticks because of me
00:35:18He doesn't even know you
00:35:19And you do?
00:35:20How do you know I like mozzarella sticks?
00:35:22That's something I've only ever talked about
00:35:24Because I pay attention to what you like
00:35:28I noticed it at lunch
00:35:29The first day
00:35:32You were watching me?
00:35:34Just don't go to college
00:35:36I do
00:35:51Move
00:35:53Cole is talking to Haley
00:35:54Again
00:35:54Your job is to keep them away from each other, Jake
00:35:58Unless you don't want that internship that my dad got you
00:36:00Obviously I do
00:36:01Okay
00:36:02Then break them up, idiot
00:36:04Uh, what do I do?
00:36:08I've got a few ideas
00:36:13Hey, look
00:36:16Someone would take you to prom
00:36:17Alright, I promise
00:36:18Yeah?
00:36:19Really, like who?
00:36:20I mean, the whole school hates me
00:36:22Except for Jake
00:36:24And you
00:36:25But you're not asking me
00:36:28Hey
00:36:28Oh, hey, Jake
00:36:30Hey, Hal
00:36:32Um
00:36:32I just wanted to thank you again for
00:36:34The other night
00:36:37The other night?
00:36:38Yeah, it was
00:36:40So
00:36:42Sexy
00:36:42You're so sexy
00:36:44Jake, what are you talking about?
00:36:47Hey, I'm from
00:36:47Uh, hate to break it to you, asshole
00:36:51But she's my prom date
00:36:57And she's a real tiger in the peck room
00:37:01Oh, shit
00:37:02Oh, shit
00:37:04Oh, shit
00:37:05Oh, shit
00:37:14Oh, shit
00:37:15Oh, my God
00:37:19Stop, guys
00:37:21Stop it
00:37:21Stop
00:37:22Stop
00:37:23What the hell is going on over there?
00:37:27Shit
00:37:28It's Principal Stevens
00:37:29I've got to save Cole
00:37:30I mean, Jake
00:37:31I've got to save Jake
00:37:38Oh, my God
00:37:39Principal Stevens
00:37:40I'm so sorry
00:37:42Hailey Rock
00:37:43That's detention
00:37:45After school
00:37:46Don't be late
00:38:02Cole
00:38:03What are you doing here?
00:38:05Can we keep you company?
00:38:08It's the least I could do
00:38:09If you saved my ass today
00:38:12The locker thing
00:38:13That was an accident
00:38:14Oh, sure
00:38:17So, uh
00:38:18You and
00:38:19You and Jake, huh?
00:38:22No
00:38:23He lied about that
00:38:24I don't know why, though
00:38:26Good
00:38:29Father
00:38:29Father
00:38:30That asshole
00:38:30Every time he looks at you
00:38:31Makes me sick to my stomach
00:38:33Thinking about him
00:38:34Touching you
00:38:35Kissing you
00:38:37I could kill him
00:38:40Promise me
00:38:41You won't go to prom with it
00:38:45Okay, fine
00:38:46I won't
00:38:49Because I want to go to prom
00:38:51With you
00:38:54Okay, everyone
00:38:55Let's start off by mixing
00:38:56Our sodium bicarbonate
00:39:04Oh, my God
00:39:05I am so fed up with this
00:39:25Sorry
00:39:27I tripped
00:39:27No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no
00:39:29What?
00:39:31It always has to be about her, doesn't it?
00:39:36They're dead
00:39:38They're both dead
00:39:39Oh
00:39:41How am I going to be able to talk to guacamole wizard?
00:39:45Oh
00:39:46What are you
00:39:47Are you almost crying?
00:39:49It's probably because you can't afford a new one
00:39:53Jen
00:39:54What's going on over there?
00:40:04Crazy
00:40:06What's going on is Jen
00:40:07Is getting a taste of her own medicine
00:40:09This squirm is burning
00:40:10Mr. Edmonds
00:40:11Oh, please
00:40:12It's baking soda and water
00:40:13You're fine
00:40:14Detention
00:40:15Today
00:40:15After school
00:40:17Shit
00:40:29Jake, hey
00:40:31Oh, uh, sorry
00:40:32Gotta get to student council
00:40:36Hey
00:40:37You didn't even try the rice trick
00:40:39The rice trick?
00:40:43Yeah
00:40:44You don't know about the
00:40:47Come on
00:41:00Hey
00:41:01Um, Ella
00:41:03It's Emma
00:41:04Yeah, that's what I said
00:41:06Can you hack a broken laptop?
00:41:17Hey, it's gonna be okay
00:41:19We'll pour out in a few more minutes
00:41:21And it'll be like the whole thing never happened
00:41:23No, it's not just the phone or the laptop
00:41:25It means
00:41:26It means I can't
00:41:28Can't what?
00:41:32I talked to a friend online
00:41:34He's really important to me
00:41:39And I'm sure
00:41:41You're really important to him
00:41:51You know, Cole
00:41:52If you look past
00:41:54All that hair gel
00:41:56And
00:41:56Big ol' ego
00:41:58And
00:41:58Rich kid for bravo
00:41:59Okay, okay
00:42:00I get it
00:42:04You're kind of sweet
00:42:10Hey, look at that
00:42:12Oh my god
00:42:13Thank you
00:42:15Oh my god
00:42:17You're a miracle worker
00:42:24Oh, what is taking so long?
00:42:26You doused this thing in sodium bicarbonate
00:42:28Shut up, Ella
00:42:29It's Emma
00:42:30Whatever
00:42:37Oh my god
00:42:41Oh
00:42:46Morning, valley whore
00:42:48How are things in the castle?
00:42:50What?
00:42:51What?
00:42:55Valley whore?
00:42:56What are they talking about?
00:43:12Guacamole wizard
00:43:13When can we be together in person?
00:43:16Guacamole wizard
00:43:17I want you so badly
00:43:18I dream about you touching me
00:43:19Oh my god
00:43:21Someone hacked my castle claimers messages
00:43:23Touch me guacamole wizard
00:43:26Yeah
00:43:27Hey valley whore
00:43:28Show them what you really like
00:43:47Here you go
00:43:49Here, this is for you
00:43:55Oh, do you like what I've done with the place?
00:43:57You hacked my laptop?
00:43:59Oh no, it wasn't me
00:44:00It was that kid, Ella
00:44:02But I definitely got to reap the benefits
00:44:04What kind of incel sex over a video game, Haley?
00:44:07What are you catfishing this guy?
00:44:09No, I'm not trying to catfish him
00:44:11Hey everyone
00:44:12Come on, I think valley whore is a catfishing
00:44:15Because who in their right mind
00:44:17Would spend their time thirsting over you?
00:44:43Stop it, stop, stop
00:44:48I thought I'd send the janitor some time
00:44:53Jane
00:44:55Hey
00:44:57Now's the time
00:44:58Tell them
00:44:59Tell them what?
00:45:01That you're guacamole wizard
00:45:04Who's guacamole wizard?
00:45:07Here you go
00:45:10Oh my god
00:45:11Did you think that Jake was your secret little online boyfriend?
00:45:14Oh, sweetie
00:45:15I've been bribing him this whole time to pretend to like you
00:45:18What?
00:45:19Why would you do that?
00:45:20Oh, I don't know, Cole
00:45:21Why do you think I would do that?
00:45:25Jake, is this true?
00:45:26Have you been pretending to like me this whole time?
00:45:30Sorry
00:45:31It was nothing personal
00:45:38Yeah, nothing personal, huh?
00:45:41Oh!
00:45:42Oh!
00:45:44Oh!
00:45:45Oh!
00:45:46All right, all right, all right
00:45:48Enough!
00:45:49What in the world is going on here?
00:45:51Is that a leaf blower?
00:45:53That's all him
00:45:54Okay, well you both have detention, so
00:46:01Let me get this straight
00:46:02You stole a leaf blower
00:46:04And defaced school property
00:46:06It wasn't school property, Dad
00:46:08It was Jen's cyber boy's spreadsheets
00:46:10Jesus Christ
00:46:11How does she always get away with this shit?
00:46:13Could it be because her father's running for Senate, Cole?
00:46:16You think that's what it could be?
00:46:17Who cares?
00:46:19I care
00:46:20And
00:46:20I hear she's got an eye for you
00:46:23So you're taking her to prom
00:46:24What?
00:46:25Not over my dead body
00:46:27Oh, because you're like that Haley girl?
00:46:30I'm firing her mother right now
00:46:32No, no, please don't
00:46:33Please
00:46:34Then you're taking Jen to prom
00:46:36Max's dad called
00:46:37He said he's having a party tomorrow
00:46:39You're gonna go
00:46:40And you're gonna ask Jen to prom
00:46:42End of discussion
00:46:49Come on, you big coward
00:46:50Message him
00:46:52I'm just doing, I'm just doing
00:46:56You must think I'm the biggest idiot
00:47:05I could never think that
00:47:12But I thought you were Jake
00:47:13Please, can't you just tell me now?
00:47:15I think I've had enough public humiliation for one lifetime
00:47:22I heard that guy Max is throwing a party tomorrow
00:47:24If you want, I'll meet you there
00:47:38Okay
00:47:39You got this, Haley
00:47:41Just take a deep breath
00:47:42You got this
00:47:43You got this
00:47:47You look beautiful
00:47:51Thank you, Mom
00:48:11Hey, Haley
00:48:12I'm glad you came
00:48:13You look so pretty
00:48:14Hi
00:48:15Hey, Vax
00:48:16Your house is gorgeous
00:48:18I mean
00:48:18Nah, it's just my parents' blood money
00:48:20You know they're upstairs watching The Last of Us right now?
00:48:22They don't care about shit
00:48:23Get drunk, girl
00:48:24Woo!
00:48:28Yeah
00:48:39What are you doing here?
00:48:40Valley whore
00:48:43Looks like the catfish came out of the pond
00:48:46Hey, everyone, let's give it up for Valley whore
00:48:48Valley whore!
00:48:53Jen, why are you doing this?
00:48:54What have I even done to you?
00:48:56To me, oh, I'm actually concerned about our whole community
00:48:59Because those little cringy messages on your castle game
00:49:02Those are concerning
00:49:03Actually, I kind of look a bit of a perv
00:49:06Did you know that, Haley?
00:49:08She's a little pervy princess
00:49:10Pervy princess
00:49:13Pervy princess
00:49:14Pervy princess
00:49:16Pervy princess
00:49:18Hey, let's get pervy tonight
00:49:21Leave me alone
00:49:23Is there a fire?
00:49:25Okay, we set off the alarm
00:49:40Paul?
00:49:40No?
00:49:43What?
00:49:44Oh, can I have 1 to put 1 to?
00:49:50Oh!
00:49:54Oh!
00:50:00It's a fire!
00:50:02Yeah!
00:50:05Cause a fire –
00:50:05I have a fire –
00:50:06And he'll…
00:50:08I have a fire –
00:50:17are you him would you stop trying to find your stupid little cyber boyfriend okay Cole is not
00:50:24him anyways we are going to the prom together no I'm not yes you are it's okay you can be
00:50:32honest
00:50:32about your feelings so you too this whole time oh my god I am such an idiot hey wait
00:50:49please at least take my jackets you know if you really wanted to humiliate me you didn't have to
00:50:54go to the extra effort Jen was doing just fine I wasn't trying to humiliate you then what were
00:51:01just an added bonus I knew I shouldn't have trusted you what about guacamole wizard what do you
00:51:18who is that just the devil get in the car
00:51:26I'm not going to ask you again Cole get in the car
00:51:29can you just act normal for once and please introduce yourself to Haley I already assumed
00:51:35that's who this was hi Mr. Evans so you're the scholarship trash that's hell-bent on ruining
00:51:42Cole's life well I've got news for you young lady my son is gonna marry a good girl from a
00:51:48respectable
00:51:49family and that's not you you will be forgotten you're a maid's daughter and your mom works for
00:51:56me stay away from him or I swear to God your mother is fired dad stop don't you touch my
00:52:06family I'll stay
00:52:07away come on you don't mean that I hate everything you stand for I hate your greed and your callousness
00:52:18and your elitist ideas of what you think a good person looks like I hate everything about you
00:52:23I hate all of it I don't want any part of it so Cole go with your dad
00:52:32Haley
00:52:40no laptop and no phone for a week ever since mom died you've turned into this cold patriarch
00:52:46Haley not that's real love why do you have to make me so miserable
00:52:49I promised your mother I would make you a success son even if it meant saving you from yourself
00:53:03hi Haley I'm Emma I know you are right I just felt kind of bad that I accidentally helped
00:53:11Jen ruin your life so I wanted to return your laptop to you goodness new
00:53:20oh wow thanks Emma okay bye
00:53:29one down one to go
00:53:31you're so cool
00:53:33I know Emma
00:53:34want to go to prom
00:53:35why not
00:53:38let's get these lovebirds together
00:53:44hi Mr. Edmunds
00:53:46hi Max and Max's friend sorry we weren't expecting you Cole's grounded
00:53:51oh he is
00:53:53but it was his 18th birthday today
00:53:55what can I say Max
00:53:57actions have consequences
00:54:00birthday or no Cole is grounded
00:54:02well that really sucks because he is also the president of the prom committee
00:54:08we were supposed to review budgets today
00:54:11Cole my son Cole reviewing budgets
00:54:15he's never reviewed a budget a day in his life
00:54:18well Mr. Edmunds today could be that day
00:54:20we just have to give him back this school sanctioned laptop
00:54:22so we can get back to his very important
00:54:24and very respectable budgetary work
00:54:35go away
00:54:40Max what
00:54:41what are you guys doing here
00:54:42happy birthday Cole
00:54:44I brought you my laptop and logged into your castle claimers account
00:54:47just get it back to me by tomorrow
00:54:49what's going on
00:54:50dude it's your 18th birthday
00:54:53you can tell Hayley who you are now
00:54:54you can be together
00:54:56just log into this stupid game
00:54:57and tell the girl who you love
00:54:58who you really are
00:55:00no
00:55:01I'll turn on myself
00:55:03stick me in your car
00:55:11I'm a lizard
00:55:14mom I'm fine
00:55:15I just need some time alone
00:55:25open the door
00:55:27wait what
00:55:29he's here
00:55:37it's you
00:55:40I'm sure you've given me this to you a long time ago
00:55:43Hayley I wanted to tell you who I was from the very beginning
00:55:46my dad threatened to follow your mom
00:55:48and I had to wait a really long time
00:55:50to tell you who I was
00:55:51I got my inheritance
00:55:53and I can protect you and your family
00:55:55so you don't have to choose
00:56:08Hayley I understand that this changes things
00:56:13if you don't love me the way you
00:56:16you love guacamole wizard but
00:56:19look I need you to know I love you
00:56:32cool I love you
00:56:34you do
00:56:36yes you idiot
00:56:38I've loved you for months
00:56:39I mean this whole guacamole wizard thing was so confusing though
00:56:43because I had to be loyal to him
00:56:44and
00:56:47but you're him
00:56:48you didn't expect her
00:56:50I mean I
00:56:53I always hoped it was you
00:56:55I do hoped
00:56:56yes
00:56:58I hoped it was you
00:57:00you were always there for me
00:57:04you're hot and
00:57:06you're really fucking hot
00:57:11hey
00:57:13there are those things I said we could do
00:57:16there you go
00:57:21take my clothes off
00:57:22you're getting there don't worry
00:57:45okay so what do you think
00:57:4910 out of 10
00:57:49no
00:57:50yeah
00:57:51we'll do again
00:57:52I'll get sex for sex with me specifically
00:57:55I've only ever had sex with you specifically
00:57:58alright
00:57:58alright that's fair
00:57:59I'll uh
00:58:01I'll take that as a one
00:58:07what is my life now
00:58:08am I being nice to Cole Eggman's
00:58:11oh god no
00:58:12I fully expect you to
00:58:14continue to berate me endlessly
00:58:17no I'll just
00:58:18I'll just lost behind it
00:58:20there's always been lost behind it
00:58:22I'll have to give you a minute
00:58:22no more
00:58:24stop it
00:58:26um
00:58:28same
00:58:29is it promenade
00:58:31I think you know if it's promenade
00:58:34okay
00:58:35but
00:58:36the real question is
00:58:37do you got a date
00:58:40Cole are you asking me to prom
00:58:42oh I would have asked you earlier
00:58:44but
00:58:45Jay kind of gave me to the gym
00:58:46oh god please don't mention his name again
00:58:48I don't want to hear it
00:58:50yeah you don't have to ask me once
00:58:52but I don't even have a dress
00:58:54later
00:58:59I just slept with Cole Edmonds
00:59:01and I'm in love with Cole Edmonds
00:59:03who would have guessed
00:59:08I thought
00:59:09only the best for my princess
00:59:11where did you get that
00:59:14I might have gotten you a dress
00:59:16on the off chance that you
00:59:19might have wanted to go to prom with me
00:59:21and maybe had nothing to wear
00:59:25of course I'll go to prom with you
00:59:31Mr. Edmonds
00:59:32I didn't expect you to be here
00:59:34Cole
00:59:34are you here
00:59:36Cole
00:59:37are you here
00:59:39Mr. Edmonds
00:59:41you can't just barge into my house like this
00:59:43I see you Cole
00:59:43you are a big pro
01:00:01hey uh
01:00:03you almost done in there
01:00:04you try changing into an evening gown
01:00:07in a bunch of thorny bushes
01:00:10okay I'm ready
01:00:22what do you think
01:00:27my god Haley
01:00:28you are the most beautiful thing
01:00:29I have ever seen
01:00:32uh uh uh
01:00:34I just hunched over in a car mirror
01:00:35to do this lipstick
01:00:36you're not messing it up
01:00:37for at least 20 minutes
01:00:3920 minutes
01:00:40and we're in
01:00:41I do
01:00:45thank you all for using the prom voting site to cast your votes
01:00:50I hear we have a winner
01:00:53and your 2026 prom queen is
01:00:58Jen Longfellow
01:01:01thank you
01:01:02oh my god
01:01:03thank you guys so much
01:01:07seriously this makes the world to me
01:01:08I mean like
01:01:09who else would win
01:01:10right
01:01:11oh this is just the perfect moment
01:01:17oh my god
01:01:19that's Haley and Cole
01:01:22it was fun
01:01:23this is where it's your dad
01:01:24yeah this is where it's your dad
01:01:28there uh
01:01:29most time that's up
01:01:31no
01:01:31but who cares
01:01:35hell yeah
01:01:42I am the queen
01:01:44okay she's just a little
01:01:45pervy princess
01:01:46come on
01:01:47everyone say it with me
01:01:48pervy princess
01:01:50pervy princess
01:01:51pervy princess
01:01:56wait
01:01:58wait wait wait
01:01:59what are those
01:02:00those are texts
01:02:01between me and my dad
01:02:01make Cole Edmonds fall in love with you
01:02:05his dad's month is essential to funding my campaign
01:02:09don't worry daddy
01:02:10if I can't have him
01:02:12no one can
01:02:13I'm gonna destroy Haley Roth's life
01:02:16is this real
01:02:17Jen's crazy
01:02:21who did this
01:02:22who did this
01:02:26what
01:02:26you exploited me for a hacking job
01:02:28and didn't think I was gonna hack your phone
01:02:30you little
01:02:30you know Jen
01:02:33as the principal
01:02:35I'm supposed to remain impartial
01:02:37and above all of this
01:02:39petty drama
01:02:41but
01:02:41quite frankly
01:02:43you are the worst
01:02:45and I think it's time
01:02:47that you are expelled
01:02:48from Edmonds Academy
01:02:49you can't do that
01:02:50I'm the principal
01:02:52so
01:02:52yes I can
01:03:02there was no answer
01:03:04you lied to me
01:03:13Haley
01:03:13catch
01:03:17oh
01:03:19my princess finally has a crown
01:03:22now all I need is my handsome prince
01:03:24oh
01:03:25yeah no can do
01:03:26all I have to offer
01:03:28is a lowly knight with a chip on his shoulder
01:03:31and a awesome sense of humor
01:03:33oh
01:03:34how can I refuse
01:03:42that's my dad
01:03:45we are going home
01:03:46right now
01:03:48you disobeyed me for the last time boy
01:03:50yeah I'm not a boy dad
01:03:53you talk all the time
01:03:54about wanting a man that's worthy of the family last name
01:03:57yet
01:03:58you can't see I've already become that man
01:04:01and it's because of Haley
01:04:03and you can accept that
01:04:04I'll make my own path
01:04:05and best believe me I can
01:04:08I'll say this
01:04:10it's the most backbone I've ever seen in you Cole
01:04:15joy prone
01:04:23I am so proud of you
01:04:26I can't have done with all you being by my son
01:04:29that was terrifying
01:04:31it's not like we haven't slayed a dragon before
01:04:34well so
01:04:35I love you Bella Quinn
01:04:37I love you guacamole wizard
01:04:39oh my god I gotta change that username
01:04:41yeah I just love you
01:04:42yeah I do
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