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Crush Alert Love Request from My Enemy - FULL EP 2026
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00:00:02New intimacy level unlocked.
00:00:09New skin dangerously hot is equipped.
00:00:18You're staring. You like what you see?
00:00:21Maybe.
00:00:30When are you gonna tell me who you really are?
00:00:32You know who I really am. I'm Valleyqueen33.
00:00:35Such a dumb username.
00:00:37Oh, okay, guacamolewizard275.
00:00:39Don't talk to me about dumb usernames.
00:00:42You know, you're lucky you're cute.
00:00:43You don't even know what I look like.
00:00:45Well, I would if you agreed to meet me in person.
00:00:47Or at least a photo.
00:00:50Maybe someday.
00:00:55Crap, I'm late.
00:00:57Good luck, scholarship queen.
00:01:01Who needs luck when I have my talisman to remind me of my knight?
00:01:09In the game of castle claimers,
00:01:11I might be a warrior princess in love with a dashing knight.
00:01:14But on my first day at Edmunds Academy,
00:01:16I feel like a peasant.
00:01:19Watch it! This isn't public school.
00:01:23Forget your training wheels.
00:01:26At least I have my knight's charm to help me get through the day.
00:01:43I have my knight's special talisman.
00:01:49I have my knight's special talisman.
00:01:49It's ruined.
00:01:56He's so hot.
00:01:57Hey! I told you to stop the car!
00:02:04Oh my gosh, it's Cole.
00:02:05He's so hot.
00:02:10Hey!
00:02:12What is wrong with you?
00:02:13Didn't you see me yelling and screaming for you to stop the car?
00:02:16Okay, I see you now, new girl.
00:02:18What are you with me, son?
00:02:20What are you talking about?
00:02:22Why?
00:02:24I thought you were one of my fans.
00:02:26No, I'm not one of your fans.
00:02:29You just broke something that's really important to me.
00:02:32Yeah, I broke a lot of hours, buttercup.
00:02:34Okay?
00:02:37You should know that.
00:02:38I don't know who you are, but you were a...
00:02:41You were a...
00:02:45Asshole!
00:02:50Alright.
00:02:51I broke something of yours.
00:02:54Sure, but...
00:02:55Hey!
00:02:56You got my attention.
00:02:59So, in that case, we're even.
00:03:07Don't do it, Hayley.
00:03:10Have a good day.
00:03:13Don't do it.
00:03:20Oh, fuck!
00:03:23Now we're even.
00:03:24My last thought better not be broken.
00:03:26I can't lose my connection to Valley Queen.
00:03:33You just paid the wrong enemy.
00:03:37You just made the wrong enemy.
00:03:39I'm going to make every classroom,
00:03:42every hallway,
00:03:44and every rumor in this school your personal nightmare.
00:03:48I'm gonna make your life a living hell.
00:03:51What's going on?
00:03:52Close fighting the new girl.
00:03:54Close leaving the new girl.
00:03:55Yeah, idiot.
00:03:56I can see that.
00:03:59Just met an unhinged person.
00:04:01Good thing the universe balances it with you.
00:04:04Same.
00:04:05Ran into a certified asshole.
00:04:07Can't wait to see you in the game tonight.
00:04:11Cole, do you need help?
00:04:13I can help you.
00:04:16The new girl poured coffee on him.
00:04:18This bitch thinks that she can just roll up and piss off Michael.
00:04:21But he's not your Cole.
00:04:22Shut up, Lindsey.
00:04:24He's not yet.
00:04:26Come on.
00:04:28Hi.
00:04:29I'm Jen.
00:04:30And this is Lindsey.
00:04:32Hi.
00:04:33I'm Haley.
00:04:34So nice to meet you.
00:04:36You have first day jitters.
00:04:37It's totally understandable.
00:04:39We want to make sure you feel really welcome.
00:04:40And so we'll take you to your locker.
00:04:42Good.
00:04:44Okay.
00:04:44Let's go.
00:04:48There you go.
00:04:50Thanks so much.
00:05:12You're welcome, new girl.
00:05:14Honestly, it's kind of an improvement on your face.
00:05:22Guacamole wizard.
00:05:24Wow.
00:05:24What are you catfishing?
00:05:25Some little lonely online gamer boy?
00:05:28Give it back.
00:05:29Hold on.
00:05:32Hey, if you go to Edmunds Academy, you should come to Locker 83 right now.
00:05:36Send.
00:05:37Here.
00:05:37Now your little gamer friend can see your ugly little face.
00:05:42So when can I meet the hero who ruined your billionaire shirt?
00:05:45I'm your friend first, Max.
00:05:46At least check on me.
00:05:48Oh, is it the online level?
00:05:50Chill, please.
00:05:54No way.
00:05:56What is it?
00:05:57Oh, Belle Queen goes to school.
00:06:04Please ignore that.
00:06:05Someone stole my phone and played a stupid prank.
00:06:08Send.
00:06:12What is wrong with you?
00:06:14You messed with Cole Edmunds and you're gonna mess with me.
00:06:17Edmunds?
00:06:18What?
00:06:18You don't know that his family owns the whole school?
00:06:21Wow.
00:06:22You really did crawl out of the gutter, didn't you?
00:06:26Stop recording me!
00:06:29Jenna's a new girl.
00:06:31Wait.
00:06:32Is the new girl...
00:06:33Belle Queen?
00:06:36There's no way the new girl is Valley Queen.
00:06:38Could it be...
00:06:39Chen?
00:06:42Ew.
00:06:46Your enemy is our enemy Cole.
00:06:48And I just made sure that the new girl knows that.
00:06:51No chance it's Chen.
00:06:52So is it...
00:06:54She does look kinda cute.
00:07:03Please ignore that.
00:07:04Someone stole my phone and played a stupid prank.
00:07:07What was I thinking?
00:07:08Of course she's not my online lover.
00:07:14Hey there, buttercup.
00:07:16Keep walking, Hayley.
00:07:17Just keep walking.
00:07:19You got a problem with shaving this morning, or...?
00:07:22My name's Hayley.
00:07:24Well, Hayley.
00:07:25I think you, uh...
00:07:27You used to spell on your upper lip right there.
00:07:31What a coincidence!
00:07:33So did you!
00:07:34Oh no!
00:07:37Oh, I'm sorry.
00:07:39I forgot you don't even need shaving cream.
00:07:41You're just a man-child with follicle issues.
00:07:47Whatever ends up with her, I must have failed an eye exam.
00:08:02I was so relieved to see you.
00:08:04Something happened today and...
00:08:05I lost the game, I thought I'd never see you again.
00:08:08I think it's time we call this what it is.
00:08:11And what is this?
00:08:13What I think it is, is...
00:08:15I wanna be with you, and you wanna be with me.
00:08:19As more than just friends.
00:08:22Oh, thank God.
00:08:23I honestly want that more than anything.
00:08:25You're my soulmate.
00:08:27Like, I like you so much.
00:08:28Okay, well, since we're dating now, um...
00:08:31I'm ready to send my photo.
00:08:34Wait, really?
00:08:36Yeah.
00:08:37Get ready.
00:08:43Okay.
00:08:44No face.
00:08:46Just the boobs.
00:08:47Is it a bad idea?
00:08:49But all my online friends said it's cool.
00:08:51PG-13 nudes are harmless.
00:08:53All the kids do this.
00:08:55You'll love it.
00:09:00This lighting hates me.
00:09:02Come on, Hayley.
00:09:03Confidence.
00:09:04You literally fight dragons online.
00:09:11Okay.
00:09:12Yeah.
00:09:13That's actually kind of...
00:09:18Oh, my God.
00:09:20Seriously?
00:09:21Hello?
00:09:22Anyone?
00:09:24Don't look at me!
00:09:28Don't look at me!
00:09:29We're trying not for volleyball, are we?
00:09:31I don't think that you're supposed to do it like that.
00:09:33Get out!
00:09:34Now!
00:09:35Fine.
00:09:36Ow!
00:09:37Damn it!
00:09:42Come on.
00:10:07That's a good idea.
00:10:07How long are we going?
00:10:15you're helping me
00:10:16I won't, I didn't point on it, but here we are
00:10:26excuse you, these boobs are for someone else
00:10:28I don't have a boyfriend, do we?
00:10:30that is shocking
00:10:31yeah, actually
00:10:32and he'd probably kill you right now if you saw him
00:10:35were flirting with me
00:10:35flirting? yeah, don't lie to yourself
00:10:37I've got a girlfriend too
00:10:38my thoughts and prayers to her
00:10:40funny
00:10:41okay, well, can we just pretend this didn't happen
00:10:44and go our separate ways?
00:10:46fine by me
00:10:49oh, and, um
00:10:51well, the purple bra, by the way
00:10:53I like it in a weird way
00:10:55not in my type, but
00:10:57you know, power theory, whatever
00:10:59would you just get out of here?
00:11:09hopefully, guacamole wizard will like it too
00:11:12Jen, red alert
00:11:14Cole and the new girl are for sure flirting
00:11:16I think it's time to take drastic action
00:11:21don't be a coward
00:11:22just send it
00:11:23Jen
00:11:28oh my god
00:11:29here goes nothing
00:11:38still no response?
00:11:40don't freak out
00:11:40he's probably just busy
00:11:46give it back
00:11:46why?
00:11:47you don't want me to see your slutty little nude?
00:11:50oh, this is actually a really good photo
00:11:52honestly, it's so good
00:11:53that I think the whole school should see it
00:11:55did you get it, lindsay?
00:11:57mm-hmm
00:11:57got it
00:12:00what are you doing?
00:12:06what are you doing?
00:12:12oh, my god
00:12:13oh, my god
00:12:16oh, my god
00:12:18oh, my god
00:12:19oh, my god
00:12:27oh, my god
00:12:29oh, my god
00:12:31yo, what's going on?
00:12:31dude, your enemy's nude just got put up on the big screen
00:12:34what?
00:12:34yeah
00:12:35oh, my god
00:12:41oh, my god
00:12:43oh, my god
00:12:44oh, my god
00:12:45oh, my god
00:12:49come on
00:12:50let's see if these goods are photoshopped
00:12:52oh, my god
00:12:55delete it, please
00:12:56delete it
00:13:00oh, my brave knight
00:13:09I wish you were here with me right now
00:13:16oh, my god
00:13:17oh, cool
00:13:18your enemy's kinda hot
00:13:21since you're so into slutty photos
00:13:24why don't we just go ahead and go full-nude?
00:13:28Jen, no.
00:13:29No, no, no, no, no, no.
00:13:30Jen, stop!
00:13:49My school enemy is my allied girlfriend?
00:13:52Get off of me!
00:13:55Stop it!
00:13:56Oh my God!
00:14:06Hey, you okay?
00:14:10Give that to me.
00:14:18Now, give the phone back, Jen.
00:14:20What the hell, Cole?
00:14:22I thought you'd be happy.
00:14:28How does it feel being exposed to the whole school?
00:14:30Not good, huh?
00:14:31Now, if you don't delete it off your phone, I'm exposed to what else is fake about you.
00:14:35And I know it's not just your purse.
00:14:38Why are you even defending her?
00:14:39She's the loser who has nude photos for random men!
00:14:43Haley's got more personality than all of you combined.
00:14:46And if you mess with her, you mess with me.
00:14:48You hear me?
00:14:53Haley, are you?
00:14:54Cole is on my side now?
00:14:55Is he doing this to play with my feelings?
00:14:58I just need to be alone.
00:14:59Here.
00:15:00Haley!
00:15:05Cole is a rich asshole.
00:15:06And he said we were enemies.
00:15:09But why did I get butterflies when he looked at me today?
00:15:14Don't stay up too late, honey.
00:15:16Love you, Mom.
00:15:19Wait, Mom.
00:15:24Do people change?
00:15:27Like, can a spoiled brat somehow become nice?
00:15:34Well, maybe just give them a second chance.
00:15:53Top day, huh?
00:15:55There's no more mozzarella sticks in the cafeteria.
00:15:58They're my favorite.
00:15:59Noted. Is that all?
00:16:01The whole school treats me like I'm their punching bag.
00:16:04I'm just trying to bring a little hope to my family
00:16:06and keep my scholarship.
00:16:08Oh.
00:16:09I'm really proud of you.
00:16:11And then there's this guy.
00:16:13He has this vendetta against me,
00:16:14but at the same time he's super contradictory.
00:16:17It's so confusing.
00:16:18Sounds like you're into this guy.
00:16:21Sounds like you're into this guy.
00:16:22No, I'm not into this guy.
00:16:24I like you.
00:16:25Only you.
00:16:31I really liked your photo, by the way.
00:16:33You did?
00:16:34Are you gonna reciprocate?
00:16:36I was thinking it would be better if we met in person.
00:16:38That sounds amazing.
00:16:40When? Where?
00:16:41About after school.
00:16:42At the balcony.
00:16:43I'll bring followers.
00:16:45Deal?
00:16:45No.
00:16:54I'm about to meet my boyfriend.
00:17:06Stop thinking about Cole.
00:17:15Army father.
00:17:16I heard about you harassing Jen at school today.
00:17:19Defending that nobody.
00:17:21Haley girl.
00:17:22He's not a nobody, dad.
00:17:24Are those for her?
00:17:29What the fuck?
00:17:33What the fuck?
00:17:34I know what Haley is, Cole.
00:17:36Her mother works as a maid at my office.
00:17:39That whole family is trash.
00:17:41Stay away from her.
00:17:42And what if I say no?
00:17:44Stay away from Haley Cole.
00:17:46Or I'll fire her mother.
00:17:48What if she found out that you were the one making her life miserable?
00:17:52I'm almost 18.
00:17:53Soon I'll have my inheritance.
00:17:55I hate to make Haley wait, but she can't know who I am before I make sure her family is
00:18:00safe.
00:18:01You're sick.
00:18:04It's called watching out for your future.
00:18:11Oh, hi.
00:18:13I'm Haley.
00:18:14Yes.
00:18:16So nice to meet you.
00:18:18God.
00:18:19I'd give anything just to hear her say my name.
00:18:21But the moment she knows, I lose her forever.
00:18:26Thank you for the flowers.
00:18:28You're so nice.
00:18:33Guacamole wizard.
00:18:34No.
00:18:35Fail.
00:18:39Guacamole wizard.
00:18:40Ew.
00:18:42You're waiting for your stupid little secret boyfriend?
00:18:45Pathetic.
00:18:46Maybe he's married.
00:18:47Or maybe he's fat.
00:18:49And maybe he's sitting on his back video.
00:18:52I don't want any more trouble.
00:18:56Why is guacamole wizard still not here?
00:18:58Oh, no.
00:18:59We're not here to give you any trouble.
00:19:00We just noticed that you didn't have any lunch.
00:19:02And so we thought we would bring you a sandwich.
00:19:06Eat it.
00:19:20Call me.
00:19:21So you thought you could just humiliate me in front of the entire school?
00:19:26You're a maid's daughter.
00:19:27So you can go ahead and eat trash.
00:19:30Guacamole wizard, where are you?
00:19:32Oh, and by the way, Cole's not gonna come save you.
00:19:35Because after all, he's rich.
00:19:37Like me.
00:19:42I'm nothing like you.
00:19:47Yeah, I'm nothing like you.
00:19:48I'm nothing like that.
00:19:50Cole again?
00:19:51Why is he always here when I need help?
00:19:54Pick it up.
00:19:56Cole, we were kidding.
00:19:57It's ketchup.
00:19:58Pick?
00:19:59That bloody thing up.
00:20:03Take out your phone and record this.
00:20:05Take out your phone.
00:20:13Didn't your dad tell you not to mess with Hailey anymore?
00:20:15Don't think you have leverage here.
00:20:17So I'll tell your mom how fucked up you are.
00:20:20You're gonna hold that thing next to your face and do what I say.
00:20:25I will leave Hailey alone.
00:20:30I will leave Hailey alone.
00:20:35Got it?
00:20:36Yeah.
00:20:36Let's go.
00:20:38What are you looking at?
00:20:43Got it?
00:20:43Let's go.
00:20:52Uh, thank you.
00:20:54Wow.
00:20:56Never thought I'd hear you say that.
00:21:00Why do you keep following me around?
00:21:02I just...
00:21:04I happened to see you.
00:21:06Were you waiting on someone?
00:21:08Yeah.
00:21:09My boyfriend, actually.
00:21:13Well, he...
00:21:14He kind of stood me up, so...
00:21:16Maybe you didn't do it on purpose.
00:21:20Maybe you gotta do it nice today.
00:21:22Cole, are you being nice to me?
00:21:26You thought we were enemies.
00:21:28I mean, I still find you incredibly annoying, though, so...
00:21:31Am I that annoying?
00:21:32Maybe you'll like me once you realize I have layers.
00:21:35Are you trying to play with my feelings, Cole Ednaz?
00:21:37Because it's not gonna work.
00:21:38I'm like those stupid, spoiled heiresses.
00:21:46How'd that online boyfriend in your ears make you fall for her?
00:21:52He...
00:21:53He makes me feel safe.
00:21:56You wouldn't understand that, though.
00:22:02I understand better than you think.
00:22:05Cole understands me better than I think.
00:22:09Is he...
00:22:11Why you touch him like this?
00:22:22If you keep staring, I'm going to think you like what you see.
00:22:26No, my...
00:22:28My boyfriend has way better abs than you do.
00:22:33In the game.
00:22:35Oh, in the game, huh?
00:22:43Why does he have to smell so good?
00:22:49Are you that slow in the game, too?
00:22:52I can see why he likes you.
00:23:04I can't do this.
00:23:07I love my boyfriend.
00:23:08And you will never understand that.
00:23:10He's smart, and he's kind, and...
00:23:13He loves me for who I am.
00:23:16That is so much more important to me than whatever this is between us.
00:23:20I wish I could just tell her right now.
00:23:22No.
00:23:30Wait. It couldn't be.
00:23:34Cole, what was that notification on your phone?
00:23:39There's nothing.
00:23:40Cole, who are you?
00:23:44What was that notification on your phone?
00:23:46It was my dad telling me my car got done getting waxed.
00:23:51Champagne problems, huh?
00:23:54You live such a tough life.
00:24:00What was I thinking?
00:24:01We are from two different worlds.
00:24:03He just wants to play with me.
00:24:05But why did I want to kiss him so badly?
00:24:12Why didn't you come to school today?
00:24:14I got into a car accident.
00:24:16Really? Are you okay?
00:24:18You have to keep me in the hospital till prom.
00:24:20He was right.
00:24:21Who?
00:24:22Nobody.
00:24:23Which hospital are you staying at? I want to come visit you.
00:24:26No, you can't. I look miserable now.
00:24:28You need to see me in style.
00:24:30Fine, if you say so.
00:24:33So, are we going to prom together?
00:24:35Hell yeah, we are.
00:24:37We send the fireworks wild.
00:24:41Why would anyone want to sit next to her?
00:24:44Whoever needs a charity case.
00:25:01Oh, you.
00:25:03Oh, me.
00:25:04Why is she so lucky?
00:25:06Cole's never been this way with any other girl.
00:25:09People think you're really lucky to be my lab partner.
00:25:12I'm sure you feel really lucky to be my lab partner.
00:25:14Because you don't do any homework.
00:25:21You finished it?
00:25:23It's okay.
00:25:24We'll get to know each other more.
00:25:25I'm not that curious about you, actually.
00:25:27I'm curious about you, though.
00:25:29Like, uh, how close were you with your mom?
00:25:33What is he trying to do?
00:25:35It's none of your business, but I'm very close with my mom.
00:25:38I'd kill anyone who hurts her.
00:25:42Does Cole genuinely want to know me?
00:25:53Are you going to prom?
00:25:55I don't know.
00:25:56I don't know.
00:25:58I don't know if I'm going to prom.
00:26:00Are you going to prom?
00:26:07I'm not going to prom.
00:26:10I don't know.
00:26:16no way it's a self-locking door really the score was gonna be back in an hour I'm sure
00:26:22you'll be fine I'm stuck here with you for a full hour no sorry am I that bad I think
00:26:28maybe we can
00:26:29pick up where we left off don't worry maybe try something new we're keeping our distance this
00:26:35time actually yeah that was my first kiss my first kiss was not supposed to go like that
00:26:52it was supposed to be special at prom and not just bumping lips
00:27:07you're really good at this one day when you regret it you know we can do more if you want
00:27:29hey I've been wanting back a lot more than you think
00:27:32so you want me
00:27:36I think you know much I want you
00:27:42do you want me I want you
00:27:50oh shit
00:27:54anyone in here
00:27:58oh my god how long have you two been in here
00:28:00I really need to change this lock are you two okay
00:28:03oh yeah yeah we're good
00:28:06we're okay
00:28:15you're just going to pretend like that didn't happen
00:28:16what didn't happen
00:28:18hey wait
00:28:19it's just hormones
00:28:21hey jake
00:28:22can you still play after your accident
00:28:24relax I'm not dead
00:28:26wait car accident guacamole wizard
00:28:34I gotta go
00:28:43guacamole wizard
00:28:44huh
00:28:47are you all better after your car accident
00:28:49do I know you
00:28:50why is he being so standoffish
00:28:53is he trying to give me a surprise
00:28:54or he heard something about Cole
00:28:58you're crushing your soda can
00:29:01she thinks guacamole wizard is jake myers
00:29:03he was in a real car accident
00:29:05according to you so is guacamole wizard
00:29:07I can't do this anymore
00:29:09Cole wait
00:29:12oh shit
00:29:17what's up guys
00:29:19um we were just chatting
00:29:21chatting about jake's grand plans to kick balls
00:29:23was there something that you wanted Cole
00:29:28hey
00:29:28I just figured I'd bring you some mozzarella sticks
00:29:31they're your favorite
00:29:32right
00:29:35how did you know that
00:29:37tough day huh
00:29:38there's no more mozzarella sticks in the cafeteria
00:29:40they're my favorite
00:29:42he couldn't be Cole
00:29:44could he
00:29:50the truth is um
00:29:51a dickhead
00:29:54what do you honestly get out of your bro
00:29:55you came to my table bro
00:29:56and knocked my ball away
00:30:05there it goes again
00:30:06Cole is jealous
00:30:07we got a problem here Cole
00:30:09we don't have a problem
00:30:11we don't have a problem
00:30:13right
00:30:14tell Cole to get my ball
00:30:15and we don't have a problem
00:30:17Jake it would take me forever
00:30:18to find one of your balls
00:30:22I have the ball now
00:30:23can we stop measuring each other's dicks
00:30:27Cole and Jake are fighting over Haley
00:30:30maybe I can use that
00:30:34Jake
00:30:35hey
00:30:36what if I told you
00:30:37that I have an internship opportunity
00:30:39for you with my dad
00:30:40wait seriously
00:30:40yeah
00:30:41just one little catch
00:30:42you have to pretend to like
00:30:44Hallie Roth
00:30:47all right you have the rest of the period
00:30:49to work on your lab reports
00:30:50if you have any questions
00:30:52I'll be at my desk
00:30:54I thought guacamole wizard would feel
00:30:56more like Cole
00:30:57but if he's really Jake
00:30:59then maybe this was always going to end
00:31:02you've literally been sorry for five minutes
00:31:03I'm thinking
00:31:04about the report or about him
00:31:06why are you making it so weird about Jake
00:31:08we literally made out of a sore dream
00:31:11maybe maybe I've known Jake longer
00:31:13no
00:31:13you don't
00:31:14how do you know that
00:31:15you're going to prom with someone else
00:31:16stop acting like you're serious about me
00:31:18you have no idea
00:31:25oh my god
00:31:26is Jake asking me to prom?
00:31:41Haley someone's here to see you
00:31:54are you asking me to prom?
00:31:57too cheesy?
00:31:58no
00:31:59it's cute
00:32:00the accident
00:32:02the mozzarella sticks
00:32:03he is guacamole wizard
00:32:05so um
00:32:06what do you think?
00:32:08you want to go to prom with me?
00:32:10I
00:32:10I should feel happy
00:32:12but why does this feel so wrong?
00:32:16hey can we not?
00:32:20hey can we not?
00:32:23dude seriously what is your problem?
00:32:25my problem here dude
00:32:26is that me and my lab partner have work to do
00:32:28and you're out here to strike me with bad puns
00:32:30wow
00:32:32that is some weak shit man
00:32:34oh that's weak shit?
00:32:36is this weak shit?
00:32:39oh my god
00:32:47wow
00:32:48wow
00:32:48he's got really pretty eyes
00:32:55wait I can't
00:32:57Colt put me down
00:32:58put me down
00:32:59put me down
00:33:01don't do that again
00:33:15new couple alert
00:33:18fuck off Jen
00:33:19why do you hate me so much cool?
00:33:21you and I
00:33:21we're not that different
00:33:22and if you'd realize
00:33:23and give me a chance
00:33:24I think that we would make a great match
00:33:27like say if you asked me
00:33:29to prom
00:33:29I might say yes
00:33:33Jen
00:33:34you want to go to prom
00:33:36with me
00:33:37Jen
00:33:38you want to go to prom
00:33:39with me
00:33:40we're both hot
00:33:41and we're both rich
00:33:42and our dads have been in business
00:33:44like forever
00:33:45so
00:33:46how romantic
00:33:47I think I'll pass
00:33:50you're gonna regret this
00:33:51Cole Edmonds
00:33:55here they come
00:33:57if I message
00:33:58corcamole wizard
00:33:59I wonder if Jake's phone were ding
00:34:03what should we wear
00:34:04to prom
00:34:05and the dean's list
00:34:15I'll talk to you later
00:34:16I'll see you around school
00:34:17okay
00:34:17okay yeah
00:34:18I'll see you later
00:34:18bye
00:34:20he's so different
00:34:21maybe he's still recovering
00:34:23from the accident
00:34:26Haley
00:34:36jeez
00:34:37god
00:34:43here
00:34:43I'll get it
00:34:44yeah
00:34:44I know
00:34:48oh
00:34:50you're scared of me
00:34:51seeing all the girls
00:34:51in your phone
00:34:52I don't care
00:34:53I do care
00:34:56Haley
00:34:56I
00:34:58I
00:34:58I
00:35:13don't put a problem with Jake
00:35:15I mean he only knows
00:35:16you like mozzarella sticks
00:35:17because of me
00:35:17he doesn't even know you
00:35:19and you do
00:35:19how do you know
00:35:20I like mozzarella sticks
00:35:22that's something
00:35:23I've only ever talked about
00:35:24because
00:35:25I
00:35:25pay attention
00:35:26to what you like
00:35:28I
00:35:28noticed it at lunch
00:35:30the first day
00:35:32you were watching me
00:35:34just
00:35:34just don't go to prom and shake
00:35:51milf
00:36:20Colt is talking to Haley
00:36:21he hates me
00:36:21he hates me except for Jake
00:36:24and you
00:36:24but you're not asking me
00:36:28hey
00:36:29oh hey Jake
00:36:30hey how
00:36:31um
00:36:32I just wanted to thank you again
00:36:34for
00:36:34the other night
00:36:37the other night
00:36:38yeah it was
00:36:41so sexy
00:36:43you're so sexy
00:36:44Jake what are you talking about
00:36:48I hate to break it to you asshole
00:36:50but she's my prom date
00:36:56and she's a real tiger in the pep room
00:37:00oh shit look
00:37:02oh shit
00:37:03oh shit
00:37:05oh shit
00:37:05oh my god
00:37:23what the hell is going on over there
00:37:27shit it's principal stevens
00:37:29I've got to save Cole
00:37:30I mean Jake
00:37:31I've got to save Jake
00:37:36oh
00:37:37oh my god
00:37:39principal stevens
00:37:40I'm so sorry
00:37:42Haley Roth
00:37:43that's detention
00:37:44after school
00:37:46don't be late
00:38:02calm
00:38:03what are you doing here
00:38:05can we keep you company
00:38:07it's the least I could do
00:38:08if you
00:38:09saved my house today
00:38:11the locker thing
00:38:12that was an accident
00:38:14oh sure
00:38:17so uh
00:38:18you and
00:38:19you and Jake huh
00:38:21no
00:38:23he lied about that
00:38:24I don't know why though
00:38:26good
00:38:29father that asshole
00:38:30every time he looks at you
00:38:31makes me sick to my stomach
00:38:33thinking about him
00:38:34touching you
00:38:34kissing you
00:38:36I could kill him
00:38:40promise me you won't go to prom with it
00:38:45okay fine
00:38:45I won't
00:38:49because I want to go to prom with you
00:38:54okay everyone
00:38:55let's start off by mixing our sodium bicarbonate
00:39:04oh my god
00:39:05I am so fed up with this
00:39:18oh
00:39:25sorry
00:39:25I tripped
00:39:27no
00:39:28no no no no no no
00:39:29Jen
00:39:29what
00:39:30it always has to be about her
00:39:32doesn't it
00:39:36they're dead
00:39:37they're both dead
00:39:38oh
00:39:40how am I going to be able to talk to guacamole wizard
00:39:45oh
00:39:46what are you
00:39:47are you almost crying
00:39:49it's probably because you can't afford a new one
00:39:53Jen
00:39:53what's going on over there
00:40:05what's going on is Jen
00:40:07is getting a taste of her own medicine
00:40:09this squirt is burning
00:40:10Mr. Edmonds
00:40:11oh please
00:40:12it's baking soda and water
00:40:13you're fine
00:40:14detention
00:40:14today
00:40:15after school
00:40:17shit
00:40:29Jake hey
00:40:30oh uh
00:40:31sorry
00:40:32gotta get to student council
00:40:36hey
00:40:37you didn't even try the rice trick
00:40:39the rice trick
00:40:42yeah
00:40:43you don't know about the
00:40:45come on
00:40:59hey
00:41:00um
00:41:01Ella
00:41:02it's Emma
00:41:04yeah
00:41:05that's what I said
00:41:06can you hack a broken laptop
00:41:15hey
00:41:17it's gonna be okay
00:41:19we'll pour out in a few more minutes
00:41:21and it'll be like the whole thing never happened
00:41:22no
00:41:23it's not just the phone or the laptop
00:41:25it means
00:41:25it means I can't
00:41:28can't what
00:41:31I talked to a friend online
00:41:34he's really important to me
00:41:39and I'm sure
00:41:41you're really important to him
00:41:51you know Cole
00:41:52if you look past
00:41:54all that hair gel
00:41:55and
00:41:56big ol' ego
00:41:57and
00:41:58rich kid for brava
00:41:59okay
00:42:00okay
00:42:00I get it
00:42:04you're kind of sweet
00:42:09hey
00:42:10look at that
00:42:12oh my god
00:42:13thank you
00:42:15oh my god
00:42:17you're a miracle worker
00:42:24oh what is taking so long
00:42:25you doused this thing in sodium bicarbonate
00:42:28shut up Ella
00:42:29it's Emma
00:42:30whatever
00:42:37oh my god
00:42:46morning valley whore
00:42:48how are things in the castle
00:42:54valley whore
00:42:56what are they talking about
00:43:12guacamole wizard
00:43:13when can we be together in person
00:43:16guacamole wizard
00:43:17I want you so badly
00:43:18I dream about you touching me
00:43:19oh my god
00:43:21someone hacked my castle claimers messages
00:43:22touch me guacamole wizard
00:43:26yeah
00:43:27hey valley whore
00:43:28show them what you really like
00:43:47here you go
00:43:49here this is for you
00:43:54oh do you like what I've done with the place
00:43:56you hacked my laptop
00:43:59oh no it wasn't me
00:44:00it was that kid Ella
00:44:01but I definitely gotta reap the benefits
00:44:04what kind of incel
00:44:05sex over a video game
00:44:07Hayley
00:44:07what are you catfishing this guy
00:44:09no I'm not trying to catfish him
00:44:11hey everyone
00:44:11I think valley whore's a catfish
00:44:15because who in their right mind
00:44:17would spend their time
00:44:18thirsting over you
00:44:43stop it stop stop
00:44:48I thought I'd send the janitor some time
00:44:53Jake
00:44:54hey
00:44:57now's the time
00:44:58tell them
00:44:59tell them what?
00:45:01that you're guacamole wizard
00:45:03who's guacamole wizard?
00:45:07here you go
00:45:10oh my god
00:45:11did you think that Jake was your secret little online boyfriend?
00:45:14oh sweetie
00:45:15I've been bribing him this whole time
00:45:17to pretend to like you
00:45:18what?
00:45:19why would you do that?
00:45:20oh I don't know Cole
00:45:21why do you think I would do that?
00:45:24Jake
00:45:25is this true?
00:45:26have you been pretending to like me this whole time?
00:45:30sorry
00:45:31it was nothing personal
00:45:38yeah nothing personal
00:45:41oh
00:45:41oh
00:45:43oh
00:45:44oh
00:45:45oh
00:45:45oh
00:45:46all right
00:45:47all right
00:45:47all right
00:45:48enough
00:45:48what in the world is going on here?
00:45:51is that a leaf blower?
00:45:53that's all him
00:45:53okay well you both have detention so
00:46:01let me get this straight
00:46:02you stole a leaf blower
00:46:04and defaced school property
00:46:06it wasn't school property dad
00:46:08it was Jen's cyber boy spreadsheets
00:46:10Jesus
00:46:10how does she always get away with this shit?
00:46:13could it be because her father's running for senate Cole?
00:46:16you think that's what it could be?
00:46:17who cares?
00:46:18I care
00:46:19and
00:46:20I hear she's got an eye for you
00:46:22so you're taking her to prom
00:46:24what?
00:46:25not over my dead body
00:46:27oh
00:46:27because you're like that Haley girl?
00:46:30I'm firing her mother right now
00:46:31no no please don't
00:46:33please
00:46:34please
00:46:34then you're taking Jen to prom
00:46:36Max's dad called
00:46:37he said he's having a party tomorrow
00:46:39you're gonna go
00:46:40and you're gonna ask Jen to prom
00:46:42end of discussion
00:46:49come on you big coward
00:46:50message him
00:46:52just do it
00:46:53just do it
00:46:56you must think I'm the biggest idiot
00:47:05I could never think that
00:47:11but I thought you were Jake
00:47:13Jake
00:47:13please
00:47:14can't you just tell me now
00:47:15I think I've had enough public humiliation for one lifetime
00:47:22I heard that guy Max is throwing a party tomorrow
00:47:24if you want
00:47:25I'll meet you there
00:47:37okay
00:47:39you got this Haley
00:47:40just take a deep breath
00:47:41you got this
00:47:43you got this
00:47:47you look beautiful
00:47:51thank you mom
00:48:10hey Haley
00:48:12I'm glad you came
00:48:13you look so pretty
00:48:13hi
00:48:14hey Max
00:48:16your house is gorgeous
00:48:18I mean
00:48:18nah it's just my parents blood money
00:48:20you know they're upstairs watching the last of us right now
00:48:22they don't care about shit
00:48:23get drunk girl
00:48:43whoo
00:48:43that fish came out of the pond
00:48:45that fish came out of the pond
00:48:46hey everyone let's give it up for valley whore
00:48:47valley whore
00:48:53jen why are you doing this what have I even done to you
00:48:55to me oh I'm actually concerned about our whole community
00:48:58because those little cringy messages on your castle game
00:49:02those are concerning
00:49:03actually I kind of feel a bit of a perv
00:49:06did you know that Haley
00:49:07she's a little pervy princess
00:49:09pervy princess
00:49:12pervy princess
00:49:14pervy princess
00:49:16pervy princess
00:49:17yes
00:49:18hey let's get pervy tonight
00:49:20leave me alone
00:49:23is there a fire
00:49:25okay we set off the alarm
00:49:39Paul
00:49:50oh
00:49:51oh
00:49:52oh
00:49:54oh
00:49:55oh
00:49:56oh
00:50:17are you him would you stop trying to find your stupid little cyber boyfriend okay Cole is not
00:50:24him anyways we are going to the prom together no I'm not yes you are it's okay you can be
00:50:31honest
00:50:32about your feelings so you too this whole time oh my god I am such an idiot hey wait
00:50:48please at least take my jackets you know if you really wanted to humiliate me you didn't have to
00:50:53go to the extra effort Jen was doing just fine I wasn't trying to humiliate you then what were
00:50:57you trying to do I guess you obviously the white clothes were just an added bonus I knew I shouldn't
00:51:04trusted you what about guacamole was it what are you who is that just the devil get in the car
00:51:26I'm not gonna ask you again Cole get in the car
00:51:29can you just act normal for once and please introduce yourself to Haley I already assumed
00:51:34that's who this was I'm a disturbance so you're the scholarship trash that's hell-bent on ruining
00:51:42Cole's life well I've got news for you young lady my son is gonna marry a good girl from a
00:51:48respectable
00:51:49family and that's not you you will be forgotten you're a maid's daughter and your mom works for
00:51:56me stay away from him or I swear to God your mother is fired dad stop don't you touch my
00:52:06family I'll stay
00:52:07away come on you don't mean that I hate everything you stand for I hate your greed and your callousness
00:52:18and your elitist ideas of what you think a good person looks like I hate everything about you I hate
00:52:23all of it I don't want any part of it so cool go with your dad Haley
00:52:40no laptop and no phone for a week ever since mom died you've turned into this cold patriarch
00:52:46Haley not dad's real love why do you have to make me so miserable
00:52:49I promised your mother I would make you a success son even if it meant saving you from yourself
00:53:03hi Haley I'm Emma I know you are right I just felt kind of bad that I accidentally
00:53:10helped Jen ruin your life so I wanted to return your laptop to you goodness new
00:53:19oh wow thanks Emma okay bye
00:53:28one down one to go you're so cool I know Emma want to go to prom why not let's get
00:53:38these
00:53:38lovers together hi mr. Edmund hi Max and Max's friend sorry we weren't expecting you Cole's grounded
00:53:51oh he is but it was 18th birthday today what can I say Max actions have consequences birthday or no
00:54:01Cole Cole is grounded well that really sucks because he's also the president of the prom committee we're
00:54:09supposed to review budgets today Cole my son Cole reviewing budgets he's never reviewed a budget a day
00:54:17in his life well mr. Edmunds today could be that day and we just have to give him back this
00:54:21school
00:54:21sanctioned laptop so we can get back to his very important and very respectable budgetary work
00:54:35go away
00:54:39Max what what are you guys doing here happy birthday Cole I brought you my laptop and logged into your
00:54:46castle claimers account just get it back to me by tomorrow what what's going on dude it's your
00:54:5118th birthday you could tell Haley who you are now you can be together just log into the stupid game
00:54:57and tell the girl who you love you really are no I'll tell her myself stick me in your car
00:55:10welcome all the wizard mom I'm fine I just need some time alone
00:55:25open the door wait what he's here
00:55:37it's you I should give you this to you a long time ago
00:55:43hey we have wanted to tell you who I was from the very beginning
00:55:46my dad threatened to fire your mom and I had to wait a really long time
00:55:50to tell you who I was I got my inheritance
00:55:53and I can protect you and your family and so you don't have to choose
00:56:09I understand if this changes things if you don't love me the way you love guacamole wizard but
00:56:19look I need you to know I love you
00:56:32cool I love you
00:56:34you do
00:56:36yes you idiot
00:56:38I've loved you for months
00:56:39I mean this whole guacamole wizard thing was so confusing though
00:56:43because I had to be loyal to him and but you're him
00:56:48you didn't expect her
00:56:50I mean I I always hoped it was you
00:56:55until you hoped
00:56:58yes I hoped it was you
00:56:59you were always there for me
00:57:06you're really fucking hot
00:57:11hey uh
00:57:12there are those things I said we could do
00:57:16yeah I don't
00:57:18yeah
00:57:21take my clothes off
00:57:22you getting there don't worry
00:57:45okay so what do you think
00:57:4810 out of 10
00:57:4910 out of 10
00:57:50yeah
00:57:50yeah
00:57:51what do again
00:57:52I'll get sex for sex with me specifically
00:57:54I've only ever had sex with you specifically
00:57:57all right
00:57:58all right that's fair
00:57:59I'll uh
00:58:01I'll take that as a win
00:58:07what is my life now
00:58:08am I being nice to Cole Edmonds
00:58:11oh god no I fully expect you to continue to berate me endlessly
00:58:17no I'll just I'll just lust behind it
00:58:20there's always been lust behind it
00:58:21I'll see you in a minute no more
00:58:22stop it
00:58:26um
00:58:28same
00:58:29isn't promenade
00:58:31I think you know if it's promenade
00:58:34okay
00:58:35but the real question is do you get a date
00:58:40Cole are you asking me to prom
00:58:42oh I would have asked you earlier
00:58:44but Jay kind of gave me to the gym
00:58:46oh god please don't mention his name again
00:58:48I don't want to hear it
00:58:49yeah you don't have to ask me twice
00:58:51but I don't even have a dress
00:58:54later
00:58:59I just slept with Cole Edmonds
00:59:01and I'm in love with Cole Edmonds
00:59:02who would have guessed
00:59:07I thought
00:59:09only the best for my princess
00:59:11where did you get that
00:59:14I might have gotten you a dress
00:59:16on the off chance that you
00:59:19might have wanted to go to prom with me
00:59:20and maybe had nothing to wear
00:59:24of course I'll go to prom with you
00:59:31Mr. Edmonds
00:59:31I didn't expect you to be here
00:59:34Cole are you here
00:59:37Cole are you here
00:59:39Mr. Edmonds
00:59:40you can't just park into my house like this
00:59:43I see you Cole
00:59:43you are a big pro
01:00:01hey uh
01:00:03you almost done in there
01:00:04you try changing into an evening gown
01:00:06in a bunch of thorny bushes
01:00:10okay I'm ready
01:00:22what do you think
01:00:26my god Haley you are the most beautiful thing I have ever seen
01:00:32uh uh uh
01:00:33I just hunched over in a car mirror
01:00:35to do this lipstick
01:00:36you're not messing it up
01:00:37for at least 20 minutes
01:00:3920 more minutes
01:00:40I want 10
01:00:41I do
01:00:45thank you all for using
01:00:47the prom voting site
01:00:48to cast your votes
01:00:49I hear we have a winner
01:00:53and your 2026 prom queen
01:00:57is
01:00:58Jen Longfellow
01:01:00thank you
01:01:02oh my god
01:01:03thank you guys so much
01:01:07seriously this makes the world to me
01:01:08I mean like
01:01:09who else would win
01:01:10right
01:01:11oh this is just the perfect moment
01:01:17oh my god that's Haley and Cole
01:01:22Haley's fine
01:01:23since where's your dad
01:01:28here uh
01:01:29most time that's up
01:01:31no
01:01:31but who cares
01:01:35hell yeah
01:01:39literally what the fuck
01:01:41damn language
01:01:42I am the queen okay
01:01:44she's just a little
01:01:45pervy princess
01:01:46come on
01:01:47everyone say it with me
01:01:48pervy princess
01:01:50pervy princess
01:01:51pervy princess
01:01:56wait
01:01:58wait wait wait
01:01:59what are those
01:02:00those are texts
01:02:00between me and my dad
01:02:01make Cole Edmonds
01:02:03fall in love with you
01:02:05his dad's month
01:02:06is essential
01:02:07to funding my campaign
01:02:08don't worry daddy
01:02:10if I can't have
01:02:12no one can
01:02:14I'm gonna destroy
01:02:15Hayley Roth's life
01:02:16is this real
01:02:18Jen's crazy
01:02:21who did this
01:02:22who did this
01:02:25what
01:02:26you exploited me for a hacking job
01:02:28and didn't think I was gonna hack your phone
01:02:30you little
01:02:32you know Jen
01:02:33as the principal
01:02:35I'm supposed to remain impartial
01:02:37and above all of this petty drama
01:02:40but quite frankly
01:02:42you are the worst
01:02:44and I think it's time that you are expelled
01:02:48from Edmonds Academy
01:02:49you can't do that
01:02:50I'm the principal
01:02:51so yes I can
01:03:02there was no internship
01:03:04you lied to me
01:03:12Hayley catch
01:03:19my princess finally has her crown
01:03:22now all I need is my handsome prince
01:03:24oh
01:03:25yeah no can do
01:03:26all I have to offer
01:03:28is a bowie knight
01:03:29with a chip on his shoulder
01:03:31and a awesome sense of humor
01:03:33how can I refuse
01:03:41oh no that's my dad
01:03:45we are going home
01:03:46right now
01:03:48you disobeyed me for the last time boy
01:03:50yeah I'm not a boy dad
01:03:52you talk all the time
01:03:54about wanting a man
01:03:55that's worthy of the family last name
01:03:57yet
01:03:58you can't see I've already become that man
01:04:01and it's because of Hayley
01:04:02and you can accept that
01:04:04or I'll make my own path
01:04:05and best believe me I can
01:04:08I'll say this
01:04:10it's the most backbone I've ever seen in you Cole
01:04:15enjoy prom
01:04:22I am so proud of you
01:04:26I kind of done with all you being by my side
01:04:29that was terrifying
01:04:31it's not like we haven't slayed a dragon before
01:04:34well so
01:04:35I love you
01:04:36I love you guacamole wizard
01:04:39oh my god I gotta change that username
01:04:41yeah you do
01:04:42keel
01:04:42okei
01:04:46okei
01:04:47screek
01:04:48aha
01:04:49aha
01:04:49aha
01:04:51aha
01:04:51aha
01:04:52aha
01:04:52aha
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