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Crush Alert Love Request from My Enemy - FULL EP 2026
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00:00:02New intimacy level unlocked.
00:00:09New skin dangerously hot is equipped.
00:00:18You're staring. You like what you see?
00:00:21Maybe.
00:00:30When are you gonna tell me who you really are?
00:00:32You know who I really am. I'm Valleyqueen33.
00:00:35Such a dumb username.
00:00:37Oh, okay, guacamolewizard275.
00:00:39Don't talk to me about dumb usernames.
00:00:42You know, you're lucky you're cute.
00:00:43You don't even know what I look like.
00:00:45Well, I would if you agreed to meet me in person.
00:00:47Or at least a photo.
00:00:50Maybe someday.
00:00:55Crap, I'm late.
00:00:57Good luck, scholarship queen.
00:01:01Who needs luck when I have my talisman to remind me of my knight?
00:01:09In the game of castle claimers,
00:01:11I might be a warrior princess in love with a dashing knight.
00:01:14But on my first day at Edmunds Academy,
00:01:16I feel like a peasant.
00:01:19Watch it! This isn't public school.
00:01:23Forget your training wheels.
00:01:26At least I have my knight's charm to help me get through the day.
00:01:43I have my knight's special talisman.
00:01:49I have my knight's special talisman.
00:01:49It's ruined.
00:01:56He's so hot.
00:01:57Hey! I told you to stop the car!
00:02:04Oh my gosh, it's Cole.
00:02:05He's so hot.
00:02:10Hey!
00:02:12What is wrong with you?
00:02:13Didn't you see me yelling and screaming for you to stop the car?
00:02:16Okay, I see you now, new girl.
00:02:18What are you with me, son?
00:02:20What are you talking about?
00:02:22Why?
00:02:24I thought you were one of my fans.
00:02:26No, I'm not one of your fans.
00:02:29You just broke something that's really important to me.
00:02:32Yeah, I broke a lot of hours, buttercup.
00:02:34Okay?
00:02:37You should know that.
00:02:38I don't know who you are, but you were a...
00:02:41You were a...
00:02:45Asshole!
00:02:50Alright.
00:02:51I broke something of yours.
00:02:54Sure, but...
00:02:55Hey!
00:02:56You got my attention.
00:02:59So, in that case, we're even.
00:03:07Don't do it, Hayley.
00:03:10Have a good day.
00:03:13Don't do it.
00:03:20Oh, fuck!
00:03:23Now we're even.
00:03:24My last thought better not be broken.
00:03:26I can't lose my connection to Valley Queen.
00:03:33You just paid the wrong enemy.
00:03:37You just made the wrong enemy.
00:03:39I'm going to make every classroom,
00:03:42every hallway,
00:03:44and every rumor in this school your personal nightmare.
00:03:48I'm gonna make your life a living hell.
00:03:51What's going on?
00:03:52Close fighting the new girl.
00:03:54Close leaving the new girl.
00:03:55Yeah, idiot.
00:03:56I can see that.
00:03:59Just met an unhinged person.
00:04:01Good thing the universe balances it with you.
00:04:04Same.
00:04:05Ran into a certified asshole.
00:04:07Can't wait to see you in the game tonight.
00:04:11Cole, do you need help?
00:04:13I can help you.
00:04:16The new girl poured coffee on him.
00:04:18This bitch thinks that she can just roll up and piss off Michael.
00:04:21But he's not your Cole.
00:04:22Shut up, Lindsey.
00:04:24He's not yet.
00:04:26Come on.
00:04:28Hi.
00:04:29I'm Jen.
00:04:30And this is Lindsey.
00:04:32Hi.
00:04:33I'm Haley.
00:04:34So nice to meet you.
00:04:36You have first day jitters.
00:04:37It's totally understandable.
00:04:39We want to make sure you feel really welcome.
00:04:40And so we'll take you to your locker.
00:04:42Good.
00:04:44Okay.
00:04:44Let's go.
00:04:48There you go.
00:04:50Thanks so much.
00:05:12You're welcome, new girl.
00:05:14Honestly, it's kind of an improvement on your face.
00:05:22Guacamole wizard.
00:05:24Wow.
00:05:24What are you catfishing?
00:05:25Some little lonely online gamer boy?
00:05:28Give it back.
00:05:29Hold on.
00:05:32Hey, if you go to Edmunds Academy, you should come to Locker 83 right now.
00:05:36Send.
00:05:37Here.
00:05:37Now your little gamer friend can see your ugly little face.
00:05:42So when can I meet the hero who ruined your billionaire shirt?
00:05:45I'm your friend first, Max.
00:05:46At least check on me.
00:05:48Oh, is it the online level?
00:05:50Chill, please.
00:05:54No way.
00:05:56What is it?
00:05:57Oh, Belle Queen goes to school.
00:06:04Please ignore that.
00:06:05Someone stole my phone and played a stupid prank.
00:06:08Send.
00:06:12What is wrong with you?
00:06:14You messed with Cole Edmunds and you're gonna mess with me.
00:06:17Edmunds?
00:06:18What?
00:06:18You don't know that his family owns the whole school?
00:06:21Wow.
00:06:22You really did crawl out of the gutter, didn't you?
00:06:26Stop recording me!
00:06:29Jenna's a new girl.
00:06:31Wait.
00:06:32Is the new girl...
00:06:33Belle Queen?
00:06:36There's no way the new girl is Valley Queen.
00:06:38Could it be...
00:06:39Chen?
00:06:42Ew.
00:06:46Your enemy is our enemy Cole.
00:06:48And I just made sure that the new girl knows that.
00:06:51No chance it's Chen.
00:06:52So is it...
00:06:54She does look kinda cute.
00:07:03Please ignore that.
00:07:04Someone stole my phone and played a stupid prank.
00:07:07What was I thinking?
00:07:08Of course she's not my online lover.
00:07:14Hey there, buttercup.
00:07:16Keep walking, Hayley.
00:07:17Just keep walking.
00:07:19You got a problem with shaving this morning, or...?
00:07:22My name's Hayley.
00:07:24Well, Hayley.
00:07:25I think you, uh...
00:07:27You used to spell on your upper lip right there.
00:07:31What a coincidence!
00:07:33So did you!
00:07:34Oh no!
00:07:37Oh, I'm sorry.
00:07:39I forgot you don't even need shaving cream.
00:07:41You're just a man-child with follicle issues.
00:07:47Whatever ends up with her, I must have failed an eye exam.
00:08:02I was so relieved to see you.
00:08:04Something happened today and...
00:08:05I lost the game, I thought I'd never see you again.
00:08:08I think it's time we call this what it is.
00:08:11And what is this?
00:08:13What I think it is, is...
00:08:15I wanna be with you, and you wanna be with me.
00:08:19As more than just friends.
00:08:22Oh, thank God.
00:08:23I honestly want that more than anything.
00:08:25You're my soulmate.
00:08:27Like, I like you so much.
00:08:28Okay, well, since we're dating now, um...
00:08:31I'm ready to send my photo.
00:08:34Wait, really?
00:08:36Yeah.
00:08:37Get ready.
00:08:43Okay.
00:08:44No face.
00:08:46Just the boobs.
00:08:47Is it a bad idea?
00:08:49But all my online friends said it's cool.
00:08:51PG-13 nudes are harmless.
00:08:53All the kids do this.
00:08:55You'll love it.
00:09:00This lighting hates me.
00:09:02Come on, Hayley.
00:09:03Confidence.
00:09:04You literally fight dragons online.
00:09:11Okay.
00:09:12Yeah.
00:09:13That's actually kind of...
00:09:18Oh, my God.
00:09:20Seriously?
00:09:21Hello?
00:09:22Anyone?
00:09:24Don't look at me!
00:09:28Don't look at me!
00:09:29We're trying not for volleyball, are we?
00:09:31I don't think that you're supposed to do it like that.
00:09:33Get out!
00:09:34Now!
00:09:35Fine.
00:09:36Ow!
00:09:37Damn it!
00:09:42Come on.
00:09:42Oh, my God.
00:09:48I know.
00:09:53Yeah, I know.
00:09:54Oh, my God.
00:10:02I know.
00:10:02No, I know.
00:10:09It's okay.
00:10:10My wife, I know.
00:10:10I know.
00:10:10I know.
00:10:10I know.
00:10:15you're helping me i won't i didn't put on it but here we are
00:10:26excuse you these boobs are for someone else our little boyfriend do we that is shocking yeah
00:10:32actually and he'd probably kill you right now if you saw him flirting with me flirting yeah don't
00:10:36lie to yourself i've got a girlfriend too my thoughts and prayers to her funny okay well
00:10:42can we just pretend this didn't happen and go our separate ways fine by me
00:10:49oh and um well the purple bra by the way i like it in a weird way i mean i
00:10:56am my type but
00:10:57you know power theory or whatever would you just get out of here
00:11:09hopefully guacamole wizard will like it too
00:11:12jen red alert cole and the new girl are for sure flirting i think it's time to take drastic action
00:11:21don't be a coward just send it jen
00:11:27oh my god here goes nothing
00:11:38still no response don't freak out he's probably just busy
00:11:45give it back why you don't want me to see your slutty little nude
00:11:50oh this is actually a really good photo honestly it's so good that i think the whole school
00:11:54should see it did you get it lindsay
00:11:56got it what are you doing
00:12:03what are you doing
00:12:05what are you doing
00:12:11what are you doing
00:12:30what's going on dude your enemies new just got put up on the big screen
00:12:33what's yeah
00:12:48come on let's see if these goods are photoshopped
00:13:07oh my brave knight i wish you were here with me right now
00:13:16oh my god oh cool your enemy's kinda hot
00:13:21of
00:13:21since you're so into slutty photos why don't we just go ahead and go full nude
00:13:28jen no no no no no
00:13:30jen stop
00:13:30miss miss miss
00:13:33They're all in me!
00:13:48My school enemy is my allied girlfriend?
00:13:52They're all in me!
00:13:55Stop it!
00:13:56Oh my god!
00:14:07Hey. You okay?
00:14:10Give that to me.
00:14:18Now give the phone back, Jan.
00:14:20What the hell, Cole? I thought you'd be happy.
00:14:28How does it feel, being exposed to the whole school?
00:14:30Not good, huh?
00:14:31Now if you don't delete it off your phone,
00:14:33I'm exposed to what else is fake about you.
00:14:35And I know it's not just your purse.
00:14:38Why are you even defending her?
00:14:39She's the loser who has nude photos for random men!
00:14:43He's got more personality than all of you combined.
00:14:46And if you mess with her, you mess with me.
00:14:48You hear me?
00:14:53Hey, where are you?
00:14:54Cole is on my side now?
00:14:55Is he doing this to play with my feelings?
00:14:58I just need to be alone.
00:15:00Haley!
00:15:05Cole is a rich asshole.
00:15:06And he said we were enemies.
00:15:09But why did I get butterflies when he looked at me today?
00:15:14Don't stay up too late, honey.
00:15:17Love you, Mom.
00:15:19Wait, Mom.
00:15:24Do, do people change?
00:15:27Like, can a spoiled brat somehow become nice?
00:15:34Well, maybe just give them a second chance.
00:15:53What's up there, huh?
00:15:55There's no more mozzarella sticks in the cafeteria.
00:15:58They're my favorite.
00:16:00Noted.
00:16:00Is that all?
00:16:01The whole school treats me like I'm their punching bag.
00:16:04I'm just trying to bring a little hope to my family and keep my scholarship.
00:16:08Well, I'm really proud of you.
00:16:11And then there's this guy.
00:16:12He has this vendetta against me, but at the same time he's super contradictory.
00:16:17It's so confusing.
00:16:18Sounds like you're into this guy.
00:16:21Sounds like you're into this guy.
00:16:22No, I'm not into this guy.
00:16:24I like you.
00:16:25Only you.
00:16:31I really liked your photo, by the way.
00:16:34You did?
00:16:34Are you gonna reciprocate?
00:16:35I was thinking it would be better if we met in person.
00:16:38That sounds amazing.
00:16:40When?
00:16:40Where?
00:16:41After school.
00:16:42At the balcony.
00:16:43I'll bring followers.
00:16:45Deal.
00:16:54I'm about to meet my boyfriend.
00:17:05Stop thinking about Cole.
00:17:15Call me father.
00:17:16I heard about you harassing Jen at school today.
00:17:19Defending that nobody.
00:17:21Hayley girl.
00:17:22He was not a nobody dad.
00:17:24Are those for her?
00:17:29What the fuck?
00:17:33What the fuck?
00:17:34I know what Hayley is, Cole.
00:17:36Her mother works as a maid at my office.
00:17:39That whole family is trash.
00:17:41Stay away from her.
00:17:43And what if I say no?
00:17:44Stay away from Hayley, Cole.
00:17:46Or I'll fire her mother.
00:17:48What if she found out that you were the one making her life miserable?
00:17:52I'm almost 18.
00:17:53Soon I'll have my inheritance.
00:17:55I hate to make Hayley wait, but she can't know who I am before I make sure her family is
00:18:00safe.
00:18:01You're sick.
00:18:04It's called watching out for your future.
00:18:11Oh, hi.
00:18:13I'm Hayley.
00:18:14Yes.
00:18:16So nice to meet you.
00:18:18God.
00:18:19I'd give anything just to hear her say my name, but the moment she knows, I lose her forever.
00:18:26Thank you for the flowers.
00:18:28You're so nice.
00:18:33Guacamole wizard.
00:18:35Ew.
00:18:39Guacamole wizard.
00:18:40Ew.
00:18:42You're waiting for your stupid little secret boyfriend?
00:18:45Pathetic.
00:18:46Maybe he's married.
00:18:47Or maybe he's fat.
00:18:49And maybe he's sitting on his back video.
00:18:53I don't want any more trouble.
00:18:56Why is guacamole wizard still not here?
00:18:58Oh no, we're not here to give you any trouble.
00:19:00We just noticed that you didn't have any lunch, and so we thought we would bring you a sandwich.
00:19:06Eat it.
00:19:19Call me.
00:19:21So you thought that you could just humiliate me in front of the entire school?
00:19:26You're a maid's daughter, so you can go ahead and eat trash.
00:19:30Guacamole wizard, where are you?
00:19:31Oh, and by the way, Nicole's not gonna come save you.
00:19:35Because after all, he's rich.
00:19:37Like me.
00:19:42I'm nothing like you.
00:19:47Yeah, I'm nothing like you.
00:19:50Cole again?
00:19:51Why is he always here when I need help?
00:19:54Pick it up.
00:19:56Cole, we were kidding.
00:19:57It's ketchup.
00:19:58Pick that bloody thing up.
00:20:04Take out of your phone and record this.
00:20:13Didn't your dad tell you not to mess with Hayley anymore?
00:20:15Don't think you have leverage here.
00:20:17Tell your mom how fucked up you are.
00:20:20You're gonna hold that thing next to your face and do what I say.
00:20:25I will leave Hayley alone.
00:20:35Got it?
00:20:36Yeah.
00:20:36Let's go.
00:20:38What are you looking at?
00:20:42Got it?
00:20:43Let's go.
00:20:52Uh, thank you.
00:20:54Wow.
00:20:56Never thought I'd hear you say that.
00:21:00Why do you keep following me around?
00:21:02I just...
00:21:04I happen to see you.
00:21:06Were you waiting at someone?
00:21:08Yeah.
00:21:09My boyfriend, actually.
00:21:13Well, he...
00:21:14He kinda stood me up, so...
00:21:16Maybe you didn't do it on purpose.
00:21:20Maybe you gotta do it nice today.
00:21:22Cole, are you being nice to me?
00:21:26You thought we were enemies.
00:21:28I mean, I still find you incredibly annoying, though, so...
00:21:31Am I that annoying?
00:21:32Maybe you'll like me once you realize I have layers.
00:21:34Are you trying to play with my feelings, Cole Ednaz?
00:21:37Cause it's not gonna work.
00:21:38I'm like those stupid, spoiled heiresses.
00:21:46How'd that online boyfriend in your ears make you fall for her?
00:21:53He...
00:21:53He makes me feel safe.
00:21:56You wouldn't understand that, though.
00:22:02I understand better than you think.
00:22:05Cole understands me better than I think.
00:22:10I see...
00:22:11How you touch him like this.
00:22:22If you keep staring, I'm gonna think you like what you see.
00:22:26No, my...
00:22:28My boyfriend has way better abs than you do.
00:22:33In the game.
00:22:35Oh, in the game, huh?
00:22:43Why does he have to smell so good?
00:22:49Are you that slow in the game, too?
00:22:52I can see why he likes you.
00:23:04I can't do this.
00:23:07I love my boyfriend, and you will never understand that.
00:23:10He's smart, and he's kind, and...
00:23:13He loves me for who I am.
00:23:16That is so much more important to me than whatever this is between us.
00:23:20I wish I could just tell her right now.
00:23:22No.
00:23:30Wait. It couldn't be.
00:23:34Cole, what was that notification on your phone?
00:23:39There's nothing.
00:23:40Cole, who are you?
00:23:44What was that notification on your phone?
00:23:46It was my dad telling me my car got done getting waxed.
00:23:50Champagne problems, huh?
00:23:54You live such a tough life.
00:24:00What was I thinking?
00:24:01We are from two different worlds.
00:24:03He just wants to play with me.
00:24:05But why did I want to kiss him so badly?
00:24:12Why didn't you come to school today?
00:24:14I... got into a car accident.
00:24:16Really? Are you okay?
00:24:18You have to keep me in the hospital till prom.
00:24:20He was right.
00:24:21Who?
00:24:22Nobody.
00:24:23Which hospital are you staying at? I want to come visit you.
00:24:26No, no, you can't. I look miserable now.
00:24:28You need to see me in style.
00:24:30Fine, if you say so.
00:24:32So, are we going to prom together?
00:24:35Hell yeah, we are.
00:24:41Why would anyone want to sit next to her?
00:24:44Whoever needs a charity case.
00:25:01Oh, you.
00:25:03Oh, me.
00:25:04Why is she so lucky?
00:25:06Cole's never been this way with any other girl.
00:25:09People think you're really lucky to be my lab partner.
00:25:11I'm sure you feel really lucky to be my lab partner.
00:25:14Because you don't do any homework.
00:25:21You finished it?
00:25:23It's okay.
00:25:24We'll get to know each other more.
00:25:26I'm not that curious about you, actually.
00:25:27I'm curious about you, though.
00:25:30Like, how close were you with your mom?
00:25:33What is he trying to do?
00:25:35It's none of your business, but I'm very close with my mom.
00:25:38I'd kill anyone who hurts her.
00:25:42Does Cole genuinely want to know me?
00:25:54So, are you going to prom?
00:25:56I don't know.
00:25:56Maybe I will. I don't know.
00:25:58So, you have a date.
00:26:01Or shall I say victim?
00:26:03Are you jealous of me?
00:26:05Me? Jealous?
00:26:06No, why would I be jealous?
00:26:07Oh, because I think you so secretly want to be.
00:26:10You are so full of yourself.
00:26:12You can do this on your own.
00:26:13Yeah.
00:26:16No way.
00:26:18It's a self-locking door.
00:26:20Really?
00:26:21Miss Corma's going to be back in an hour.
00:26:22I'm sure it'll be fine.
00:26:23I'm stuck here with you for a full hour?
00:26:25Okay.
00:26:26Sorry, not by that bad.
00:26:28I think maybe we can pick up where we left off.
00:26:31Don't worry.
00:26:32Maybe try something new.
00:26:33Mm-mm.
00:26:34We're keeping our distance this time, actually.
00:26:36Yeah.
00:26:46That was my first kiss.
00:26:50My first kiss was not supposed to go like that.
00:26:52It was supposed to be special at prom and not just bumping lips.
00:27:07You're really good at this.
00:27:09One day when you regret it.
00:27:11You know, we can do more if you want.
00:27:19Yeah.
00:27:29I've been holding back a lot more than you think.
00:27:32So you want me?
00:27:36I think you know much I want you.
00:27:42Do you want me?
00:27:44I want you.
00:27:50Oh, shit.
00:27:54Anyone in here?
00:27:57Oh, my God.
00:27:59How long have you two been in here?
00:28:00I really need to change this lock.
00:28:02Are you two okay?
00:28:04Oh.
00:28:04Yeah.
00:28:05Yeah, we're good.
00:28:06We're okay.
00:28:15You're just going to pretend like that didn't happen.
00:28:17What didn't happen?
00:28:18Hey, wait.
00:28:19It's just hormones.
00:28:21Hey, Jake.
00:28:22Can you still play after your accident?
00:28:25Relax, I'm not dead.
00:28:26Wait.
00:28:27Car accident?
00:28:28Guacamole wizard?
00:28:34I gotta go.
00:28:43I gotta go.
00:28:43Guacamole wizard?
00:28:44Huh?
00:28:47Are you all better after your car accident?
00:28:49Do I know you?
00:28:51Why is he being so standoffish?
00:28:53Is he trying to give me a surprise?
00:28:55Or he heard something about coal?
00:28:58You're crushing your soda can.
00:29:01She thinks guacamole wizard is Jake Myers.
00:29:03He was in a real car accident.
00:29:05According to you, so is guacamole wizard.
00:29:09Cole, wait.
00:29:12Oh, shit.
00:29:16What's up, guys?
00:29:18Um, we were just chatting.
00:29:21Chatting about Jake's grand plans to kick balls?
00:29:24Was there something that you wanted, Cole?
00:29:28Hey!
00:29:28I just figured I'd bring you some mozzarella sticks.
00:29:31They're your favorite.
00:29:33Right?
00:29:35How did you know that?
00:29:37Tough day, huh?
00:29:38There's no more mozzarella sticks in the cafeteria.
00:29:40They're my favorite.
00:29:42He couldn't be Cole.
00:29:44Could he?
00:29:50The truth is, um...
00:29:51A dickhead?
00:29:54You honestly get out of here, bro.
00:29:55You came to my table, bro, and knocked my ball away.
00:30:05There it goes again.
00:30:06Cole is jealous.
00:30:08We got a problem here, Cole?
00:30:09We don't have a problem.
00:30:11We don't have a problem.
00:30:13We don't have a problem.
00:30:14Tell Cole to get my ball, and we don't have a problem.
00:30:17Jake, it would take me forever to find one of your balls.
00:30:21I have the ball now.
00:30:23Can we stop measuring each other's dicks?
00:30:27Cole and Jake are fighting over Haley?
00:30:30Maybe I can use that.
00:30:34Jake!
00:30:35Hey!
00:30:36What if I told you that I have an internship opportunity for you with my dad?
00:30:40Wait, seriously?
00:30:41Yeah, just one little catch.
00:30:43You have to pretend to like Hallie Roth.
00:30:47All right, you have the rest of the period to work on your lab reports.
00:30:51If you have any questions, I'll be at my desk.
00:30:54I thought Guacamole Wizard would feel more like Cole.
00:30:58But if he's really Jake, then maybe this was always going to end.
00:31:02You've literally been sorry for five minutes.
00:31:04I'm thinking.
00:31:04About the report or about him?
00:31:06Why are you making it so weird about Jake?
00:31:08We literally made out of a sore drum.
00:31:11Maybe you've known Jake longer.
00:31:13No, you don't.
00:31:14How do you know that?
00:31:15You're going to prom with someone else.
00:31:17Stop acting like you're serious about me.
00:31:19You have no idea.
00:31:25Oh my god, is Jake asking me to prom?
00:31:41Haley, someone's here to see you.
00:31:54Are you asking me to prom?
00:31:57Too cheesy?
00:31:59No, it's cute.
00:32:01The accident?
00:32:02The mozzarella sticks?
00:32:04He is Guacamole Wizard.
00:32:05So, um...
00:32:07What do you think?
00:32:08You want to go to prom with me?
00:32:10I...
00:32:11I should feel happy.
00:32:12But why does this feel so wrong?
00:32:16Hey, can we not?
00:32:20Hey, can we not?
00:32:22Dude, seriously, what is your problem?
00:32:25My problem here, dude, is that me and my lab partner have work to do.
00:32:28And you're out here to strike me with bad puns.
00:32:30Wow.
00:32:32That is some weak shit, man.
00:32:35That's weak shit?
00:32:36Is this weak shit?
00:32:39Oh my god!
00:32:41Oh my god.
00:32:47Wow.
00:32:49He's got really pretty eyes.
00:32:56Wait, I can't.
00:32:57Colt, put me down.
00:32:58Put me down.
00:32:59Put me down.
00:33:02Don't do that again.
00:33:10What?
00:33:15New couple alert.
00:33:18Fuck off, Jen.
00:33:19Why do you hate me so much, Colt?
00:33:21You and I, we're not that different.
00:33:22And if you'd realize and give me a chance,
00:33:25I think that we would make a great match.
00:33:27Like, say, if you asked me to prom.
00:33:30I might say yes.
00:33:33Jen, you want to go to prom with me?
00:33:37Jen, you want to go to prom with me?
00:33:40We're both hot.
00:33:41And we're both rich.
00:33:43And our dads have been in business, like, forever, so.
00:33:46How romantic?
00:33:47I think I'll pass.
00:33:50You're gonna regret this, Cole Edmunds.
00:33:55Oh, here they come.
00:33:57If I message Corcamole Wizard,
00:33:59I wonder if Jake's phone were ding.
00:34:03What should we wear to prom?
00:34:05And the dance list.
00:34:15Um, I'll talk to you later.
00:34:16I'll see you around school, okay?
00:34:18Okay, yeah, I'll see you later.
00:34:19Bye.
00:34:20He's so different.
00:34:22Maybe he's still recovering from the accident?
00:34:24Yeah, I'll stay with you.
00:34:26Haley?
00:34:35Geez.
00:34:42Here, I'll get it.
00:34:44Here we are.
00:34:48Oh, you're scared of me seeing all the girls on your phone?
00:34:52I don't care.
00:34:53I do care.
00:34:56Here we are.
00:34:57Haley, I-
00:35:13I don't put a problem with Jake.
00:35:15I mean, he only knows you like mozzarella sticks because of me.
00:35:17He doesn't even know you.
00:35:19And you do?
00:35:20How do you know I like mozzarella sticks?
00:35:22That's something I've only ever talked about.
00:35:24Because...
00:35:24I pay attention to what you like.
00:35:28I noticed it at lunch.
00:35:30The first day.
00:35:32You were watching me?
00:35:34Just...
00:35:34Just don't go to prom and shake.
00:35:50Move!
00:35:52Colt is talking to Haley.
00:35:54Again.
00:35:55Your job is to keep them away from each other, Jake.
00:35:58Unless you don't want that internship that my dad got you.
00:36:00Obviously I do.
00:36:01Okay.
00:36:02Then break them up, idiot.
00:36:05What do I do?
00:36:07I've got a few ideas.
00:36:13Hey, look.
00:36:16Someone will take you to prom.
00:36:17Alright, I promise.
00:36:18Yeah?
00:36:19Really, like who?
00:36:20I mean, the whole school hates me, except for Jake.
00:36:24And you.
00:36:25But you're not asking me.
00:36:28Hey.
00:36:29Oh, hey Jake.
00:36:31Hey Hal, um...
00:36:33I just wanted to thank you again for...
00:36:34the other night.
00:36:37The other night?
00:36:38Yeah, it was...
00:36:40so...
00:36:41sexy.
00:36:43You're so sexy.
00:36:45Jake, what are you talking about?
00:36:48I hate to break it to you asshole, but she's my prom date.
00:36:56And she's a real tiger in the pep room.
00:37:00Oh!
00:37:01Oh shit, look!
00:37:02Oh shit!
00:37:04Oh shit!
00:37:04Come on!
00:37:06Oh!
00:37:07Oh!
00:37:09Oh!
00:37:11Oh!
00:37:12Oh!
00:37:14Oh!
00:37:15Oh!
00:37:15Oh!
00:37:15Oh my god!
00:37:17Oh!
00:37:17Oh!
00:37:19Oh!
00:37:20Oh!
00:37:21Oh!
00:37:23Oh!
00:37:24What the hell is going on over there?
00:37:27Shit, it's Principal Stevens.
00:37:29I've gotta save Cole.
00:37:30I mean, Jake.
00:37:31I've gotta save Jake.
00:37:36Oh!
00:37:38Oh my god, Principal Stevens!
00:37:40I'm so sorry.
00:37:42Hailey Rock.
00:37:43That's detention.
00:37:45After school.
00:37:46Don't be late.
00:38:03what are you doing here can we keep company that's the least i could do if you saved my
00:38:10ass today the locker thing that was an accident oh sure so uh you and you and jake huh no
00:38:22he lied about
00:38:24that i don't know why though good you know father that asshole every time he looks at you makes me
00:38:31sick in my stomach thinking about him touching you kissing you i could kill him promise me you won't go
00:38:41to prom with it okay fine i won't because i want to go to prom with you
00:38:54okay everyone let's start off by mixing our sodium bicarbonate
00:39:04oh my god i am so fed up with this
00:39:26sorry i tripped no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no what
00:39:30it always
00:39:31has to be about her doesn't it
00:39:36they're dead they're both dead oh how am i gonna be able to talk to guacamole wizard
00:39:46oh what are you are you almost crying it's probably because you can't afford a new one
00:40:05what's going on is jen is getting a taste of her own medicine
00:40:10mr edmunds oh please it's baking soda and water you're fine detention today after school
00:40:16oh shit
00:40:29jake hey oh uh sorry gotta get to student council
00:40:36hey you didn't even try the rice trick the rice trick
00:40:44yeah you don't know about the
00:41:00hey i'm ella it's emma yeah that's what i said can you hack a broken laptop
00:41:16hey it's gonna be okay we'll pour out in a few more minutes and it'll be like the whole
00:41:22thing never happened no it's not just the phone or the laptop it means it means i can't
00:41:28can't why
00:41:31i talked to a friend online he's really important to me
00:41:39and i'm sure you're really important to him
00:41:51you know cole if you look past all that hair gel and big ol ego and rich kid bravron
00:41:59okay okay i i get it
00:42:04you're kind of sweet
00:42:09hey look at that
00:42:12oh my god thank you
00:42:15oh my god you're a miracle worker
00:42:24oh what is taking so long
00:42:25you doused this thing in sodium bicarbonate
00:42:28shut up ella it's emma
00:42:30whatever
00:42:37oh my god
00:42:45oh morning valley whore how are things in the castle
00:42:54valley whore what are they talking about
00:43:12guacamole wizard when can we be together in person guacamole wizard i want you so badly
00:43:18i dream about you touching me oh my god someone hacked my castle claimers messages
00:43:22touch me guacamole wizard
00:43:26yeah hey valley whore show them what you really like
00:43:47here you go here this is for you
00:43:54oh do you like what i've done with the place you hacked my laptop oh no it wasn't me it
00:44:02was
00:44:02i've definitely got to be the benefits what kind of incel sex over a video game hailey what are you
00:44:08catfishing this guy no i'm not trying to catfish him hey everyone i think valley whore is a
00:44:13catfishing this guy because who in their right mind would spend their time thirsting over you
00:44:43stop it stop stop
00:44:45stop it stop stop
00:44:48i thought i said the janitor some time
00:44:53jake
00:44:54hey
00:44:57now's the time
00:44:58tell them
00:44:59tell them what
00:45:00that you're guacamole wizard
00:45:03who's guacamole wizard
00:45:06here you go
00:45:10oh my god did you think that jake was your secret little online boyfriend
00:45:14oh sweetie i've been bribing him this whole time to pretend to like you
00:45:18what why would you do that
00:45:20oh i don't know cole why do you think i would do that
00:45:25jake is this true have you been pretending to like me this whole time
00:45:31sorry it was nothing personal
00:45:38yeah nothing personal
00:45:46all right all right all right enough what in the world is going on here is that a leaf blower
00:45:52that's all him okay well you both have detention so
00:46:01let me get this straight
00:46:02you stole a leaf blower
00:46:04and defaced school property
00:46:06it wasn't school property dad
00:46:08it was jen's cyber boy spreadsheets
00:46:10jesus
00:46:10how does she always get away with this shit
00:46:13could it be because her father's running for senate call
00:46:15you think that's what it could be
00:46:17who cares
00:46:18i care
00:46:19and
00:46:20i hear she's got an eye for you
00:46:22so you're taking her to prom
00:46:24what
00:46:25not over my dead body
00:46:27oh because you're like that hailey girl
00:46:30i'm firing her mother right now
00:46:31no no please don't
00:46:33please
00:46:34then you're taking jen to prom
00:46:36max's dad called
00:46:37he said he's having a party tomorrow
00:46:39you're gonna go
00:46:40and you're gonna ask jen to prom
00:46:42end of discussion
00:46:49come on you big coward
00:46:51message him
00:46:52just do it
00:46:53just do it
00:46:56you must think i'm the biggest idiot
00:47:05i could never think that
00:47:07i could never think that
00:47:12but i thought you were jake
00:47:13please can't you just tell me now
00:47:15i think i've had enough public humiliation for one lifetime
00:47:22i heard that guy max is throwing a party tomorrow
00:47:24if you want i'll meet you there
00:47:37okay
00:47:39you got this haley
00:47:40just take a deep breath
00:47:41you got this
00:47:43you got this
00:47:47you look beautiful
00:47:51thank you mom
00:48:10hey hayley
00:48:11i'm glad you came
00:48:13you look so pretty
00:48:14hi
00:48:15hey max
00:48:16your house is gorgeous
00:48:18i mean
00:48:18nah it's just my parents blood honey
00:48:20you know they're upstairs watching the last of us right now
00:48:22they don't care about shit
00:48:23get drunk girl
00:48:24woo
00:48:38what are you doing here
00:48:39valley whore
00:48:42looks like the catfish came out of the pond
00:48:45hey everyone let's give it up for valley whore
00:48:47valley whore
00:48:52jen
00:48:53why are you doing this
00:48:54what have i even done to you
00:48:55to me
00:48:56oh i'm actually concerned about our whole community
00:48:59because those little cringy messages on your castle game
00:49:02those are concerning
00:49:03actually i kind of feel a bit of a perv
00:49:06did you know that
00:49:06hayley
00:49:08she's a little pervy princess
00:49:09pervy princess
00:49:18hey let's get pervy tonight
00:49:20leave me alone
00:49:23is there a fire
00:49:24okay we set off the alarm
00:49:27what have i been doing this
00:49:30what have i been doing this
00:49:39what have i been doing this
00:49:46what have i been doing this
00:49:47what have i been doing this
00:49:47what have i been doing this
00:49:47what have i been doing this
00:49:47what have i been doing this
00:49:48what have i been doing this
00:49:49what have i been doing this
00:49:50what have i been doing this
00:50:17are you him would you stop trying to find your stupid little cyber boyfriend
00:50:23okay Cole is not him anyways we are going to the prom together no I'm not yes you are it's
00:50:30okay
00:50:31you can be honest about your feelings so you too this whole time oh my god I am such an
00:50:41idiot
00:50:41hey wait wait please at least take my jackets you know if you really wanted to humiliate me
00:50:53you didn't have to go to the extra effort Jen was doing just fine I wasn't trying to humiliate
00:50:57you then what were you trying to do I guess you obviously the white clothes were just an added
00:51:02bonus I knew I shouldn't have trusted you now what about guacamole wizard
00:51:17who is that just the devil get in the car I'm not going to ask you again Cole get in
00:51:29the car
00:51:29can you just act normal for once and please introduce yourself to Hayley I already assumed
00:51:34that's who this was I'm a disturbance so you're the scholarship trash that's hell bent on ruining
00:51:42Cole's life well I've got news for you young lady my son is going to marry a good girl from
00:51:48a respectable family and that's not you you will be forgotten you're a maid's daughter and
00:51:55your mom works for me stay away from him or I swear to God your mother is fired dad stop
00:52:03don't you
00:52:05touch my family I'll stay away hey come on you don't mean that I hate everything you stand for
00:52:15I hate your greed and your callousness and your elitist ideas of what you think a good person looks
00:52:21like I hate everything about you I hate all of it I don't want any part of it so cool
00:52:28go with your
00:52:29dad Hayley no laptop and no phone for a week ever since mom died you've turned into this cold patriarch
00:52:46hey we're not that's real love why do you have to make me so miserable I promised your mother I
00:52:51would make you a success son even if it meant saving you from yourself
00:53:03hi Hayley I'm Emma I know you are right I just felt kind of bad that I accidentally helped
00:53:10Jen ruin your life so I wanted to return your laptop to you goodness new oh wow thanks Emma okay
00:53:24bye
00:53:29one down one to go you're so cool I know Emma want to go to prom why not let's get
00:53:38these lovers together
00:53:44hi mr. Edmund hi Max and Max's friend sorry we weren't expecting you Cole's grounded oh he is but
00:53:54it was his 18th birthday today what can I say Max actions have consequences birthday or no Cole is
00:54:02grounded well that really sucks because he's also the president of the prom committee we were supposed
00:54:09to review budgets today Cole my son Cole reviewing budgets he's never reviewed a budget a day in his
00:54:17life well mr. Edmunds today could be that day and we just have to give him back this school sanctioned
00:54:21laptop so we can get back to his very important and very respectable budgetary work
00:54:35go away
00:54:39max what what are you guys doing here happy birthday Cole I brought you my laptop and logged into your
00:54:46castle claimers account just get it back to me by tomorrow what what's going on dude it's your 18th
00:54:52birthday you could tell Haley who you are now you could be together just log into the stupid game
00:54:57and tell the girl who you love you really are no I'll tell myself stick me in your car
00:55:14mom I'm fine I just need some time alone
00:55:25open the door wait what he's here
00:55:37it's you I should have given you this to you a long time ago
00:55:43anyway I wanted to tell you who I was from the bitter beginning
00:55:46my dad threatened to follow your mom and I had to wait a really long time to tell you who
00:55:51I was
00:55:51I got my inheritance and I can protect you and your family and so you don't have to choose
00:56:09I understand that this changes things if you don't love me the way you love guacamole wizard but
00:56:19I need you to know I love you
00:56:32I love you
00:56:34you do
00:56:36yes you idiot
00:56:38I've loved you for months
00:56:39yes I mean this whole guacamole wizard thing was so confusing though because I had to be loyal to him
00:56:44and
00:56:46but you're him
00:56:48you didn't expect her
00:56:50I mean I
00:56:52I always hoped it was you
00:56:55until you hoped
00:56:56yes
00:56:58I hoped it was you
00:56:59you were always there for me
00:57:05you're really fucking hot
00:57:07I think he was there for you
00:57:11yeah
00:57:11oh
00:57:12yeah
00:57:13there's things that's that we could do
00:57:17I don't
00:57:18yeah
00:57:18yeah
00:57:20yeah
00:57:21take my clothes off
00:57:22you're getting there don't worry
00:57:23um
00:57:23uh
00:57:26I'm so beyond you, just beyond me
00:57:30I'm so beyond you
00:57:38Just beyond me
00:57:45Okay, so what do you think?
00:57:4810 out of 10
00:57:49Yeah, we'll do again
00:57:52I'll get sex with sex with me specifically
00:57:54I've only ever had sex with you specifically
00:57:58Alright, that's fair
00:57:59I'll take that as a win
00:58:07What is my life now?
00:58:08Am I being nice to Cole Edmonds?
00:58:11Oh god, no
00:58:12I fully expect you to continue to berate me endlessly
00:58:17No, I'm just lost behind it
00:58:20There's always been lost behind it
00:58:21I'll see you in a minute no more
00:58:24Stop it
00:58:27Um, same
00:58:29Is it promenade?
00:58:31I think you know if it's promenade
00:58:34Okay
00:58:35But the real question is
00:58:37Do you got a date?
00:58:40Cole, are you asking me to prom?
00:58:42I would have asked you earlier
00:58:44But Jay kind of gave me to the gym
00:58:46Oh god, please don't mention his name again
00:58:48I don't want to hear it
00:58:49Yeah, you don't have to ask me twice
00:58:51But I don't even have a dress
00:58:54Wait here
00:58:59I just slept with Cole Edmonds
00:59:01And I'm in love with Cole Edmonds
00:59:02Who would have guessed?
00:59:07I thought
00:59:09Only the best for my princess
00:59:11Where did you get that?
00:59:14I might have gotten you a dress
00:59:16On the off chance that you
00:59:19Might have wanted to go to prom with me
00:59:20And maybe had nothing to wear
00:59:24Of course I'll go to prom with you
00:59:30Mr. Edmonds
00:59:31I didn't expect you to be here
00:59:34Cole
00:59:34Are you here?
00:59:36Cole
00:59:37Are you here?
00:59:39Mr. Edmonds
00:59:40You can't just park into my house like this
00:59:43I see you Cole
00:59:43You are a big pro
01:00:01Hey uh
01:00:03You almost done in there
01:00:04You try changing into an evening gown
01:00:06In a bunch of thorny bushes
01:00:10Okay, I'm ready
01:00:22What do you think?
01:00:26My God, Haley
01:00:27You are the most beautiful thing
01:00:29I have ever seen
01:00:33I just hunched over in a car mirror
01:00:35To do this lipstick
01:00:36You're not messing it up
01:00:37For at least 20 minutes
01:00:3920 more minutes
01:00:40What?
01:00:41I do
01:00:45Thank you all for using the prom voting site
01:00:48To cast your votes
01:00:49I hear we have a winner
01:00:53And your 2026 prom queen is
01:00:58Jen Longfellow
01:01:01Thank you
01:01:02Oh my God
01:01:04Thank you guys so much
01:01:06Seriously, this makes the world to me
01:01:08I mean, like
01:01:09Who else would win, right?
01:01:11Oh, this is just the perfect moment
01:01:17Oh my God
01:01:19That's Haley and Cole
01:01:21It was fun
01:01:23It's great to get
01:01:28Hey, uh
01:01:30Most time that's up
01:01:31No
01:01:31But
01:01:32Who cares?
01:01:35Hell yeah
01:01:36Woo!
01:01:39Ew, literally
01:01:40What the fuck?
01:01:41Damn
01:01:41Language
01:01:42I am the queen, okay?
01:01:44She's just a little
01:01:45Purvy princess
01:01:46Come on
01:01:47Everyone say it with me
01:01:48Purvy princess
01:01:50Purvy princess
01:01:51Purvy princess
01:01:52Woo!
01:01:56Wait
01:01:58Wait, wait, wait
01:01:59What are those?
01:02:00Those are texts between me and my dad
01:02:01Make Cole Edmonds fall in love with you
01:02:05His dad's month is essential to funding my campaign
01:02:08Don't worry, daddy
01:02:10If I can't have him
01:02:12No one can
01:02:13I'm gonna destroy Haley Roth's life
01:02:16Is this real?
01:02:18Jen's crazy
01:02:20Who did this?
01:02:22Who did this?
01:02:26What?
01:02:26You exploited me for a hacking job
01:02:28And didn't think I was gonna hack your phone?
01:02:30You little skit
01:02:32You know, Jen
01:02:33As the principal
01:02:35I'm supposed to remain impartial
01:02:37And above all of this petty drama
01:02:40But quite frankly
01:02:42You are the worst
01:02:44And I think it's time that you are expelled from Edmonds Academy
01:02:49You can't do that!
01:02:50I'm the principal
01:02:51I'm the principal
01:02:52So, uh, yes, I can
01:03:02There was no internship!
01:03:05You lied to me!
01:03:06I'm the principal
01:03:11I'm the principal
01:03:12I'm the principal
01:03:13Haley
01:03:13Catch
01:03:14Haley
01:03:17Haley
01:03:19My princess finally has her crown
01:03:22Now all I need is my handsome prince
01:03:24Oh
01:03:25Yeah, no can do
01:03:26All I have to offer
01:03:28Is a Bowie Knight with a chip on his shoulder
01:03:31And a awesome sense of humor
01:03:33Oof
01:03:34How can I refuse?
01:03:41Oh, no, that's my dad
01:03:45We are going home
01:03:46Right now
01:03:48You disobeyed me for the last time, boy
01:03:50Yeah, I'm not a boy, dad
01:03:52You talk all the time
01:03:54About wanting a man that's worthy of the family last name
01:03:57Yet, you can't see I've already become that man
01:04:01And it's because of Haley
01:04:02And you can accept that
01:04:04I'll make my own path
01:04:05And best believe me, I can
01:04:08I'll say this
01:04:10It's the most backbone I've ever seen in you, Cole
01:04:15Enjoy Prime
01:04:22I am so proud of you
01:04:26I kind of done with all you being by my side
01:04:29That was terrifying
01:04:31It's not like we haven't slayed a dragon before
01:04:34Well, so
01:04:35I love you, Bella Quinn
01:04:37I love you, guacamole wizard
01:04:39Oh my god, I gotta change that username
01:04:41Yeah, you do
01:04:42Hey
01:04:49No
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