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My Dad Is Poseidon - FULL EP 2026
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00:12Slow-ass sea slug! Your launch today, beach!
00:33Slow-ass sea slug!
01:00Filthy scavengers! When Lord Poseidon ruled the Deep, you Skyrats swore never to breach the surface.
01:10Poseidon? Fish food ages ago.
01:37Sire! Zeus' people just breached your outer barrier!
01:41I'm retired. Don't bring that crap to my door.
01:48Sire!
02:04Who the hell broke my new console? I'm gonna go deal with that bastard!
02:09Sire! You're finally stepping in!
02:25Go fight somewhere else. Don't block me from clearing my game.
02:28My king! Even Poseidon himself would still be fit to shine my boots!
02:54What did you do? Turn me back right now!
02:59What did you do? Turn me back right now!
03:02Sire! The entire Abyssal Realm awaits your command! Lead us against Olympus! We beg you!
03:08Zeus' brain's probably been eaten out by Chlamydia for years. I'm retired. I don't waste breath on crazy people.
03:20Screw power struggles. Rotting in bed playing games is the real way to live.
03:30Fight!
03:37Get your hands off me, creep!
03:39Sorry. I didn't mean to...
03:45Wait. Pointy ears. A dryage? What's a forest nintz doing here?
03:54He's just a regular human. A total nerd. Damn it. The Aphrodisians kicking in.
04:09You're burning up down here. Way harder than I pictured.
04:14I was drugged. This whole thing is Dylan's sick setup. If I don't mate someone before the timer runs out,
04:21I die. I really need this guy.
04:29Goddamn. You really know how to flip my switch.
04:40I need more. A lot more.
04:50Don't stop. Harder. Squeeze me tighter.
05:01What the hell did you do to me last night?
05:05Hey. I put in a lot of work. Don't tell me you forgot.
05:09What?
05:10Leora! I know you're in there! Nowhere left to run!
05:14Damn it. He tracked me.
05:29Leora. You're my fiancé. You belong with me. Come home.
05:33Get away, Dylan!
05:37As the leader of the Sacher, you actually drugged me.
05:44Why the fuck are you wearing some dude's shirt?
05:47You slept with someone?
05:50Who screwed up my plan?!
05:54Oh, so you're the genius who roofed her. Newsflash, tough guy. Real men don't need tricks.
06:00You talking to the boss like that, punk?!
06:08So you're the loser who ruined everything?
06:11You actually fucked this beach bomb shut in?!
06:20Touch him again and you'll regret it!
06:22Her body's tainted now, but her blood still has value. Can't push too hard yet.
06:28I won't kill him.
06:31But you're coming with me, Loria.
06:34Babe, if you don't want to go, I can handle this clown.
06:43Forget today ever happened. Go back to your life.
06:59Seriously? Can't I just play my game for once?
07:12Those assholes are back already.
07:14What are you talking about?!
07:21Hey, pencil neck! I'm Dylan's top enforcer.
07:24Either get the hell out of this water, or kneel and call me daddy.
07:28Dylan who? Speak up, man. My ears are shot.
07:30Keep acting tough!
07:32Jax can stomp boulders to dust!
07:34Even Nereus' sea folk give him a wide bird!
07:49You asked for this.
07:50You asked for this.
08:03You one-shotted pants-topping orcer?!
08:05Who the hell are you?!
08:17Asshole. Using my divine power to barbecue.
08:20Hope you die alone and miserable.
08:23What are you whining about?
08:26Nothing.
08:27Heat's too low. Sprinkle this and baste it again.
08:35Molly? Gods make heroes with it, you seasoned food?
08:41Huh. Tide barrier just got tripped.
08:50Mommy, is daddy stationed way out in the deep sea? Is that why he never comes to see me?
08:55Yeah, baby. But he retired recently. We're gonna find him now.
09:08I'm badly wounded. I don't have much time. Find Lily's real father. Leave her with him.
09:16I just hope you two can live in peace.
09:20Far away from those bastards on Mount Olympus.
09:36There it is.
09:44Liara's wounded bad. Drag them both back to the Dillon. Lifetime of easy living.
09:54What the hell was that?
09:56Nothing. Just swapped a bug.
10:02That girl from five years ago. You came looking for me?
10:07She's your daughter.
10:09We need you now.
10:11So you're my dad?
10:13You're actually pretty handsome.
10:15This aura? She's got my blood.
10:24Who did this?
10:26Don't worry about it. Just keep Lily safe.
10:32Mommy. Mommy!
10:36Mommy!
10:37Mommy!
10:40Mommy!
10:46Mommy!
10:52It's too late, boss. Her heartbeat's fading fast.
11:03Mommy!
11:10Somebody help me!
11:12Help me!
11:24Give me a name, Leora.
11:25Who did this?
11:27I'm going to tear them apart.
11:30It was...
11:52Your father sold you to me a long time ago.
11:55You're my fiancé, my property.
11:57You filthy whore.
11:59Spread your legs for some stray dog!
12:04But at least your bloodline is still worth something.
12:12No, let go!
12:15With nymph blood in my veins, even Olympus will bow to me.
12:27I got careless, diving near a shipwreck.
12:31My fault.
12:32Shipwreck?
12:34Those cuts are surgical, Leora.
12:36Someone did this to you.
12:41You're just a regular guy.
12:43Stay out of it.
12:44Boss, soup's ready.
12:52If I don't make it, promise me you'll take care of Lily.
12:57She's all we have left.
12:59She's safe.
13:00Now drink.
13:03Soup isn't going to fix this, Jack.
13:12Jack, you...
13:14Ambrosia residue?
13:15Golden apple sap?
13:17I studied this in grad's time.
13:19Greek meth said it could raise the dead for mortals.
13:22Where the hell did you get this?
13:25More.
13:26Try it.
13:37These ingredients, where did you get them?
13:44It's my first time meeting Daddy.
13:47I gotta find the prettiest shell for him.
14:13What a lively little snack.
14:16Gulp you down and my power doubles!
14:18Ha ha ha ha ha!
14:26I just fished this stuff out of the bay.
14:28You want more?
14:30I've got a ton of it laying around.
14:32This guy's luck is insane.
14:36A random mortal just happens to have relics of the old gods?
14:41Is this coast a secret Olympian vault?
14:44You're safe here, Liria.
14:48We've got a kid together now.
14:51I'm not letting anything touch.
14:54You or Lily.
14:56Jack, I'm grateful, but I...
14:58Daddy!
14:58Help!
15:01Something's trying to eat me!
15:05Lily's in trouble!
15:12I...
15:13I'm not tasty.
15:14My mommy and daddy are super strong.
15:17Please don't eat me!
15:22Divine power runs through this girl.
15:26Devour you.
15:27And I might even claim the Sea King's throne.
15:32Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
15:55I Gedขen
16:04You disgusting freak!
16:06What do you think you're doing to my daughter?
16:08Mommy!
16:11I've got you, baby.
16:14Touch my kid again, and I'll rip my head off your shoulders!
16:19Ha! You ruined my meal?
16:23Wait.
16:25The baby mama herself.
16:28Perfect.
16:32Two courses for the price of one!
16:41You bitch!
16:47Jack, take Lily and run. Go!
16:54Run from the Lycian Hydro, you pathetic little insects.
17:06You, Posei? That kid's his. No wonder the power's so pure. That's Poseidon's bloodline. If I stay, I'm dead.
17:23What the hell just happened? It ran?
17:27Damn, Leoya. Your powers are badass. You straight up scared the monster off.
17:32Me? No way. Even at full strength, I couldn't take that thing. I'm still recovering.
17:39Wait. Maybe it sensed the guardian of this sea vault?
17:44Whatever. Let's get home. That thing might circle back.
17:51About that monster.
17:57Failed at the perfect time? Figures. He's just a regular guy, after all.
18:02Legend of the irgendwie!
18:03Everyone goofed at the very beginning!
18:03But yeah!完全
18:05nhieverly voatral! and
18:07could do, Gcake! Someone
18:12to my grocery store! Think
18:12you would, dude! What's
18:13Very good.
18:14Come on!
18:14Everyone! Bye
18:17I've got
18:17thewyph You tried!
18:22Fantastic. High
18:26trouble invSch
18:27monetar. In the very beginning.
18:42My liege, have mercy.
18:45I didn't know she was your daughter, I swear it.
18:47Please, spare my life.
18:49No problem.
18:50Thank you, my lord.
18:50Thank you for your mercy.
18:52Try to remember that in your next life.
19:06Enjoying the show?
19:17My king, we had nothing to do with the Hydra, we swear!
19:21Listen to me.
19:22If any of you take one step near my daughter again, I will skin you alive.
19:28Now, get the fuck out of my sight.
19:31Yes!
19:31Yes, my liege!
19:44My love, since you refused to tell me who did this to you, I'll just have to dig up the
19:49truth myself.
19:58That wild god Pan's always pulling power grabs.
20:02But Poseidon?
20:03Guy's long gone.
20:05Probably fish food in some trench, right?
20:07Sea god myth, ancient history.
20:10Wanna bet?
20:10There ain't no sea king anymore!
20:23The world's the same as ever.
20:26The dead are louder than the living.
20:28Who the hell are you?
20:29You're in Hades territory, asshole!
20:43Poseidon?
20:44Poseidon?
20:53Is Hades still breathing?
20:55If he is, tell him to get his ass out here.
21:02Who the fuck is tearing up my domain?
21:10I don't have time for this.
21:11I'm not wasting it on you.
21:13I need a background check.
21:19You know who I am?
21:21Hades' ace.
21:22You crash my spot, you die here!
21:47Little fish.
21:55Hades' staff?
21:57One shot?
21:58The sea king!
21:59He's real!
22:02Hades!
22:03You hiding?
22:05Come out!
22:06Or this whole place turns into driftwood!
22:09One!
22:11Two!
22:15Thank the fates!
22:17The boss is here!
22:22Boss!
22:23This bum!
22:30You idiot!
22:31Piss off the Lord of the Oceans and we all drown.
22:34You're done.
22:34Get out.
22:35In front of Poseidon.
22:37Your ants.
22:38I'm saving your worthless heights.
22:45My lord.
22:46Is this handling satisfactory?
22:48I'm not here for fun.
22:50Dig up everything on that Leora and her daughter.
22:57Understood.
22:57I'll mobilize every team right now.
22:59You have three days.
23:01I'll be back.
23:05Everyone!
23:06Drop what you're doing!
23:07Full sweep on the Leora and child!
23:09Every resource.
23:11Every contact.
23:12Now!
23:13Tell them Poseidon's back!
23:15Yes, boss!
23:21Poseidon's back.
23:23Let's hope this time he doesn't flood the place just to make a point.
23:33Dylan wants the woman dead.
23:35Kid comes with us alive.
23:37She's still hurt.
23:38Easy pickets.
23:39Let's move.
23:51We'll make a nice stew.
23:53Surprise daddy for lunch?
24:01A forest nymph playing happy home mater?
24:06Pathetic.
24:08Who are you?
24:11Dylan's orders.
24:13Come quietly to the stronghold.
24:15Or I drag your corpse back.
24:17Mommy?
24:18Who's the ugly goat man?
24:21Hand over the kid!
24:30Stay away from my daughter!
24:32Don't you dare touch her!
24:49Mommy, you're bleeding!
24:51This forest is locked down.
24:54Surrender now.
24:55I'll go with you.
24:57On one condition.
24:59Let my daughter go!
25:01No, Mommy!
25:02I'm not leaving you!
25:13Kid's mine.
25:15You die.
25:19You poisoned me?
25:23My poison fog.
25:25The more you fight, the faster it rots you from the inside.
25:29Give up!
25:31You've gone too far.
25:32Even if I die today, I'm not letting you win.
25:38You're wounded.
25:40Poisoned.
25:42Done.
25:43The kid's coming with me.
25:47Don't touch her!
25:48Come at me!
25:50Feisty one.
25:52Dylan wants you dead.
25:53But first, I'm gonna have some fun.
26:03Such a pretty face.
26:05All mine now.
26:09Let my mommy go, you bastard!
26:18Lily!
26:20Lily!
26:21Run!
26:22Get out of here!
26:26Serve me well, and I might let her run a little longer.
26:37Lily!
26:44Daddy?
26:50Your hands off her!
26:59You touch my woman, you're a dead man.
27:07Jack!
27:09What the hell just happened?
27:14You okay, babe?
27:15So you're the boyfriend.
27:17Too bad, I'll snap every bone in your body with one hand.
27:21I'll snap every bone in your body with one hand.
27:33Ow!
27:45If I pull this vine, the whole cliff goes with us, demon.
27:50Run all you want!
27:51My pack tears you both apart!ε
28:24Oh
28:53Daddy don't leave mommy. I don't want to lose her. Lily don't cry. Daddy promises mommy's gonna be okay
29:00We're going back for her right now
29:09Hand over the kid. I'll make your death quick
29:20Lily turn around and cover your ears, okay?
29:25Daddy's gonna do a little magic trick
29:27Okay
29:31You are the best
29:41Some nobody dare stare me down you're asking to die
29:48You're not human who the hell are you my daughter's here, so I'm keeping it clean disappear
30:13Okay, Lily you can turn around now
30:20Daddy what happened to the bad guy he got so dazzled by how cute you are. He just passed out
30:32Lily stay right here inside this circle don't move daddy's gonna help mommy beat the bad guys. I'll be right
30:38back
30:43Daddy be careful
30:46Don't worry, Lily. No one's ever beaten your dad
30:55That poison's eating you alive little nymph how much longer you got let me have my fun first
31:03So what? I'll drag you to hell with me before I die
31:18Damn you take a hit well. Let's enjoy this body. Then I'll turn you into my eternal trophy
31:26For Jack and Lily. Even if I die. I'm taking this beast down with me
31:33No signal you trying to hog the glory more coming killing one won't save Jack and Lily no choice
31:39I'm taking them down with me this the woman Dylan wants where the kid
31:45Some guy took the brat
31:48Useless grab her first then we hunt the child
31:55Just let Jack and Lily be safe
32:01You all want to come at once then die together pick your graves
32:17Why did you come back? Where's Lily?
32:23Lily's safe don't push yourself
32:28So this is the woman's secret lover her taste is trash
32:33Beg now and maybe I'll leave your corpses in one piece
32:37Refuse and you'll be screaming end it fast
32:44You in our eyes you're not even an enemy just weeds to be crushed under feet
32:50Just hold on a little longer
32:53Jack means more to me than anything. I won't let him get hurt
33:06You want my husband step over my corpse first in a hurry to die
33:12Fine I'll apply
33:42You're half dead already
33:45How the hell did you knock me back?
33:47The sea is sinking those are Poseidon's warriors
33:52This can't be
34:18Ancient Ekethra
34:20The coastal legend monster?
34:22Why would she be here?
34:25Ha ha ha our boss has real backing
34:28He summoned three of Poseidon's elite guards
34:31No matter how strong you are kneel and beg
34:34They're coming for us
34:37We're finished
34:37Don't worry darling things might turn around
34:40Lyra Vale has been captured
34:42Now we await the Sea King's warriors to execute this peasant
34:48They're here for me
34:49Jack stay behind me
34:52With me here no one touches you
34:54Stop saying that Jack
34:55Look around we're surrounded we could actually die here
35:04My Lords let me teach this adulterous couple a lesson
35:11You worthless creature
35:14You shouldn't even exist where I stand
35:25Who dares show such insolence before the lord of the sea
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