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Crush Alert Love Request From My Enemy Short Drama
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00:00:01New intimacy level unlocked.
00:00:08New skin dangerously hot is equipped.
00:00:17You're staring. You like what you see?
00:00:20Maybe.
00:00:29When are you gonna tell me who you really are?
00:00:31You know who I really am. I'm Valaqueen33.
00:00:34Such a dumb username.
00:00:36Oh, okay, guacamolewizard275. Don't talk to me about dumb usernames.
00:00:41You know, you're lucky you're cute.
00:00:42You don't even know what I look like.
00:00:44I would if you agreed to meet me in person. Or at least a photo.
00:00:49Maybe someday.
00:00:54Wrap my blade.
00:00:56Good luck, scholarship queen.
00:01:00Who needs luck when I have my talisman to remind me of my knight?
00:01:08In the game of castle claimers,
00:01:10I might be a warrior princess in love with a dashing knight,
00:01:13but on my first day at Edmunds Academy,
00:01:15I feel like a peasant.
00:01:18Watch it. This isn't public school.
00:01:22Forget your training wheels.
00:01:25At least I have my knight's charm to help me get through the day.
00:01:39Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop the car!
00:01:43No!
00:01:45God, my knight's special talisman!
00:01:48It's ruined!
00:01:55He's so hot.
00:01:56Hey! I told you to stop the car!
00:02:03Oh my gosh, it's cool!
00:02:05He's so hot.
00:02:10Hey!
00:02:11What is wrong with you?
00:02:13Didn't you see me yelling and screaming for you to stop the car?
00:02:16Okay, I see you now, new girl.
00:02:18What are you with me, son?
00:02:20What are you talking about?
00:02:22Why?
00:02:23I thought you were one of my fans.
00:02:26No, I'm not one of your fans.
00:02:29You just broke something that's really important to me.
00:02:32Yeah, I break a lot of hearts, Potter Cup.
00:02:34Okay?
00:02:36You should know that.
00:02:38I don't know who you are, but you were a...
00:02:41You were a...
00:02:44Asshole!
00:02:50Alright, I broke something of yours.
00:02:53Sure, but...
00:02:54Hey!
00:02:56You got my attention.
00:02:59So, in that case, we're even.
00:03:06Don't do it, Hayley.
00:03:09Have a good day.
00:03:12Don't do it!
00:03:15I got a hot mess, energy.
00:03:17Hey!
00:03:18Oh, fuck!
00:03:22Now we're even.
00:03:24My last thought better not be broken.
00:03:26I can't lose my connection to Valley Queen.
00:03:33You just made the wrong enemy.
00:03:36You just made the wrong enemy.
00:03:39I'm going to make every classroom,
00:03:42every hallway, and every rumor in this school your personal nightmare.
00:03:48I'm going to make your life a living hell.
00:03:51What's going on?
00:03:52Cole's fighting the new girl.
00:03:53Now Cole's leaving the new girl.
00:03:55Yeah, idiot.
00:03:56I can see that.
00:03:59I just met an unhinged person.
00:04:01Good thing the universe balances it with you.
00:04:04Same.
00:04:05Ran into a certified asshole.
00:04:07Can't wait to see you in the game tonight.
00:04:11Cole, do you need help?
00:04:13I can help you.
00:04:16The new girl poured coffee on him.
00:04:17This bitch thinks that she can just roll up and piss off Michael.
00:04:21But he's not your Cole.
00:04:22Shut up, Lindsey.
00:04:24He's not yet.
00:04:26Hi.
00:04:29I'm Jen.
00:04:30And this is Lindsey.
00:04:32Hi.
00:04:33I'm Hailey.
00:04:34So nice to meet you.
00:04:36You have first day jitters?
00:04:37It's totally understandable.
00:04:39We want to make sure you feel really welcome.
00:04:40And so we'll take you to your locker.
00:04:42Come in.
00:04:44Bye there.
00:04:44Let's go.
00:04:48Uh, there you go.
00:04:50Thanks so much.
00:04:58Oh!
00:05:00That's so cool.
00:05:12Aw, you're welcome, new girl.
00:05:14Honestly, it's kind of an improvement on your face.
00:05:23Guacamole wizard.
00:05:24Wow.
00:05:25What are you, catfishing some little lonely online gamer boy?
00:05:28Give it back.
00:05:30Hold on.
00:05:32Hey, if you go to Edmunds Academy, you should come to Locker 83 right now.
00:05:36Send.
00:05:37Here.
00:05:38Now your little gamer friend can see your ugly little face.
00:05:42So when can I meet the hero who ruined your billionaire shirt?
00:05:45I'm your friend first, Max. At least check on me.
00:05:48Oh, is it the online love-up?
00:05:50Ah, chill, please.
00:05:55No way.
00:05:56What is it?
00:05:57Oh, Belle Queen goes to the school.
00:05:59Cool.
00:06:05Please ignore that.
00:06:06Someone stole my phone and played a stupid prank.
00:06:08Send.
00:06:13What is wrong with you?
00:06:14You mess with Cole Edmunds and you're gonna mess with me.
00:06:17Edmunds?
00:06:18What?
00:06:19You don't know that his family owns the whole school?
00:06:22Wow.
00:06:22You really did crawl out of the gutter, didn't you?
00:06:27Stop recording me!
00:06:29Jen is a new girl.
00:06:31Wait.
00:06:32Is the new girl Valley Queen?
00:06:37There's no way the new girl is Valley Queen.
00:06:39Could it be...
00:06:40Jen?
00:06:43Ew.
00:06:46No.
00:06:47Your enemy is our enemy, Cole.
00:06:49And I just made sure that the new girl moves that.
00:06:51No chances, Jen.
00:06:53So is it.
00:06:55She does look kinda cute.
00:07:04Please ignore that.
00:07:05Someone stole my phone and played a stupid prank.
00:07:08What was I thinking?
00:07:09Of course she's not my online lover.
00:07:15Hey there, buttercup.
00:07:16Keep walking, Haley.
00:07:18Just keep walking.
00:07:19You got a problem with shaving this morning, or...?
00:07:23My name's Haley.
00:07:25Wow.
00:07:25Haley.
00:07:26I think you, uh...
00:07:28You used to spell on your upper lip right there.
00:07:32What a coincidence!
00:07:34So did you!
00:07:35Oh, no!
00:07:38Oh, I'm sorry.
00:07:40I forgot you don't even need shaving cream.
00:07:42You're just a man-child with follicle issues.
00:07:48Whoever ends up with her must have failed an eye exam.
00:08:03I was so relieved to see you.
00:08:05Something happened and...
00:08:07I lost the game, I thought I'd never see you again.
00:08:10I think it's time we call this what it is.
00:08:13And... what is this?
00:08:14What I think it is, is...
00:08:16I wanna be with you, and you wanna be with me.
00:08:21As more than just friends.
00:08:23Oh, thank God.
00:08:25I honestly want that more than anything.
00:08:27You're my soulmate.
00:08:28Like, I like you so much.
00:08:29Okay, well, since we're dating now, um...
00:08:33I'm ready to send my photo.
00:08:36Wait, really?
00:08:37Yeah.
00:08:38Get ready.
00:08:44Okay.
00:08:45No face.
00:08:47Just the boobs.
00:08:48Is it a bad idea?
00:08:50But all my online friends said it's cool.
00:08:53PG-13 nudes are harmless.
00:08:55All the kids do this.
00:08:56He'll love it.
00:09:02This lighting hates me.
00:09:03Come on, Hayley.
00:09:04Confidence.
00:09:05You literally fight dragons online.
00:09:12Okay.
00:09:13Okay.
00:09:14Yeah.
00:09:14That's actually kind of...
00:09:15Oh, my God.
00:09:21Seriously?
00:09:22Hello?
00:09:23Anyone?
00:09:25Don't look at me!
00:09:30Don't look at me!
00:09:31We're trying to survive, are we?
00:09:32I don't think you're supposed to do it like that.
00:09:35Get out!
00:09:36Now!
00:09:37Fine.
00:09:38Out!
00:09:39Dammit!
00:09:43Come on.
00:10:17You're helping me.
00:10:18I won't.
00:10:18I didn't point on it, but here we are.
00:10:27Excuse you.
00:10:28These boobs are for someone else.
00:10:30We have a little boyfriend, do we?
00:10:31That is... shocking.
00:10:33Yeah, actually.
00:10:34And he'd probably kill you right now if he saw you were flirting with me.
00:10:37Flirting?
00:10:38Yeah.
00:10:38Don't lie to yourself.
00:10:39I've got a girlfriend, too.
00:10:40My thoughts and prayers to her.
00:10:41Funny.
00:10:43Okay.
00:10:44Well, can we just pretend this didn't happen and go our separate ways?
00:10:47Fine by me.
00:10:50Oh, and, um...
00:10:53Of all the purple bra, by the way.
00:10:55I like it in a weird way.
00:10:57Not in my type, but...
00:10:59You know, power theory.
00:11:00Whatever.
00:11:01Would you just get out of here?
00:11:10Hopefully, Quacamole Wizard will like it, too.
00:11:14Jen, red alert.
00:11:16Cole and the new girl are for sure flirting.
00:11:19I think it's time to take drastic action.
00:11:23Don't be a coward.
00:11:24Just send it.
00:11:25Jen.
00:11:29Oh.
00:11:30My.
00:11:31God.
00:11:32Here goes nothing.
00:11:34Hmm.
00:11:40Still no response?
00:11:42Don't freak out.
00:11:43He's probably just busy.
00:11:47Give it back.
00:11:48Why?
00:11:49You don't want me to see your slutty little nude?
00:11:52Oh.
00:11:53This is actually a really good photo.
00:11:54Honestly, it's so good that I think the whole school should see it.
00:11:57Hmm.
00:11:58Did you get it, Lindsay?
00:11:59Mm-hmm.
00:12:00Got it.
00:12:03What are you doing?
00:12:14Oh.
00:12:14Oh, my God.
00:12:17Oh, my God.
00:12:19Oh, my God.
00:12:20Oh, my God.
00:12:21Oh, my God.
00:12:23There you go.
00:12:26What's up?
00:12:33What's going on dude your enemies new just got put up on the big screen
00:12:40Photoshop
00:12:57Stop delete it, please
00:13:11My brave night, I wish you were here with me right now
00:13:19My god, oh cool fair and it was kind of hot
00:13:23Since you're so into slutty photos, why don't we just go ahead and go full nude
00:13:51My school enemy is my online girlfriend
00:14:13Okay, give that to me
00:14:21I'll give the phone back Jan. What the hell call? I thought you'd be happy
00:14:31How does it feel being exposed to the whole school not good huh now if you don't delete it off
00:14:35your phone
00:14:35I'm exposed what else is fake about you, and I know it's not just your purse
00:14:41Why are you even defending her? She's the loser who has nude photos for random men
00:14:46And he's got more personality than all of you combined, and if you mess with her you mess with me
00:14:50you hear me
00:14:56Hey wait are you?
00:14:57Cole is on my side now? Is he doing this to play with my feelings?
00:15:01I just need to be alone
00:15:02Okay
00:15:03Hey wait!
00:15:08Cole is a rich asshole, and he said we were enemies
00:15:12But why did I get butterflies when he looked at me today?
00:15:18Don't stay up too late honey
00:15:20Love you mom
00:15:23Wait mom
00:15:27Do, do people change?
00:15:31Like, can a spoiled brat somehow become nice?
00:15:37Well, maybe just give them a second chance
00:15:57Tough day huh?
00:15:58Oh, there's no more mozzarella sticks in the cafeteria. They're my favorite
00:16:02Hmm, noted. Is that all?
00:16:05The whole school treats me like I'm their punching bag
00:16:07I'm just trying to bring a little hope to my family and keep my scholarship
00:16:12Oh, I'm really proud of you
00:16:15And then there's this guy
00:16:16He has this vendetta against me, but at the same time he's super contradictory
00:16:20It's so confusing
00:16:21Sounds like you're into this guy
00:16:25Sounds like you're into this guy
00:16:26No, I'm not into this guy. I like you. Only you
00:16:36I really liked your photo by the way
00:16:37You did? Are you gonna reciprocate?
00:16:40I was thinking it would be better if we met in person
00:16:43That sounds amazing
00:16:44When? Where?
00:16:45About after school, at the balcony
00:16:47I'll bring flowers
00:16:48Deal
00:16:58I'm about to meet my boyfriend
00:17:10Stop thinking about Cole
00:17:19Call me father
00:17:20I heard about you harassing Jen at school today
00:17:23Defending that nobody, Haley girl
00:17:26He was not a nobody dad
00:17:27Are those for her?
00:17:33What the fuck?
00:17:37What the fuck?
00:17:39I know what Haley is, Cole
00:17:41Her mother works as a maid at my office
00:17:44That whole family is trash
00:17:45Stay away from her
00:17:47And what if I say no?
00:17:48Stay away from Haley, Cole
00:17:50Or I'll fire her mother
00:17:53What if she found out that you were the one making her life miserable?
00:17:56I'm almost 18
00:17:57Soon I'll have my inheritance
00:17:59I hate to make Haley wait, but she can't know who I am before I make sure her family is
00:18:04safe
00:18:06You're sick
00:18:08It's called watching out for your future
00:18:16Oh, hi
00:18:18I'm Haley
00:18:19Yes
00:18:20Mm-hmm
00:18:21So nice to meet you
00:18:22God
00:18:23I'd give anything just to hear her say my name
00:18:26But the moment she knows
00:18:27I lose her forever
00:18:31Thank you for the flowers
00:18:32You're so nice
00:18:38Guacamole wizard
00:18:40Fail
00:18:44Guacamole wizard
00:18:45Ew
00:18:47You're waiting for your stupid little secret boyfriend
00:18:50To bet it
00:18:51Maybe he's married
00:18:53Or maybe he's fat
00:18:54And maybe he's sitting on his life with you
00:18:58I don't want any more trouble
00:19:01Why is guacamole wizard still not here?
00:19:03Oh no, we're not here to give you any trouble
00:19:05We just noticed that you didn't have any lunch
00:19:07And so we thought we would bring you a sandwich
00:19:17Eat it
00:19:24I called me
00:19:26So you think that you can just humiliate me in front of the entire school?
00:19:31You're a maid's daughter so you can go ahead and eat trash
00:19:35Guacamole wizard, where are you?
00:19:37Oh, and by the way
00:19:38Nicole's not gonna come save you
00:19:40Because after all he's rich like me
00:19:47I'm nothing like you
00:19:52Yeah, I'm nothing like you
00:19:56Cole again?
00:19:57Why is he always here when I need help?
00:20:00Pick it up
00:20:01Cole, we were kidding
00:20:02It's ketchup
00:20:04Pick that bloody thing up
00:20:09Take out your phone and record this
00:20:18Didn't your dad tell you not to mess with Haley anymore?
00:20:21Don't think you have leverage here
00:20:22So I'll tell your mom how fucked up you are
00:20:25You're gonna hold that thing next to your face and do what I say
00:20:31I will leave Haley alone
00:20:35I will leave Haley alone
00:20:40Got it?
00:20:41Yeah
00:20:41Let's go
00:20:44What are you looking at?
00:20:48Got it?
00:20:49Let's go
00:20:58Uh, thank you
00:21:00Wow
00:21:02Never thought I'd hear you say that
00:21:06Why do you keep following me around?
00:21:08I just
00:21:10I happen to see you
00:21:12Were you waiting at someone?
00:21:14Yeah
00:21:14My boyfriend actually
00:21:18Well, he
00:21:20He kind of stood me up, so
00:21:22Maybe you didn't do it on purpose
00:21:26Maybe you gotta do it nice today
00:21:28Cole, are you being nice to me?
00:21:31You thought we were enemies
00:21:34I mean, I still find you incredibly annoying though
00:21:36So
00:21:36Am I that annoying?
00:21:38Maybe you'll like me once you realize I have layers
00:21:40Are you trying to play with my feelings, Cole Ednes?
00:21:42Because it's not gonna work
00:21:44I'm like those stupid spoiled heiresses
00:21:52How'd that online boyfriend in your ears make you fall for her?
00:21:58He
00:21:59He makes me feel safe
00:22:02You wouldn't understand it though
00:22:08You understand better than you think
00:22:11Cole understands me better than I think
00:22:15Does he
00:22:17Why you touch him like this?
00:22:29If you keep staring, I'm gonna think you like what you see
00:22:32No, my
00:22:34My boyfriend has way better abs than you do
00:22:39In the game
00:22:42Oh, in the game, huh?
00:22:49Why does he have to smell so good?
00:22:55Are you that slow in the game, too?
00:22:59I can see why he likes you
00:23:10I can't do this
00:23:13I love my boyfriend
00:23:14And you will never understand that
00:23:16He's smart and he's kind and
00:23:20He loves me for who I am
00:23:22That is so much more important to me than whatever this is between us
00:23:27I wish I could just tell her right now
00:23:36Wait, it couldn't be
00:23:40Cole, what was that notification on your phone?
00:23:45There's nothing
00:23:47Cole, who are you?
00:23:51What was that notification on your phone?
00:23:53It was my dad telling me my car got done getting waxed
00:23:57Champagne problems, huh?
00:24:01You live such a tough life
00:24:06What was I thinking?
00:24:08We are from two different worlds
00:24:10He just wants to play with me
00:24:11But why did I want to kiss him so badly?
00:24:18Why didn't you come to school today?
00:24:21I got into a car accident
00:24:22Really?
00:24:23Are you okay?
00:24:25You have to keep me in the hospital till prom
00:24:27He was right
00:24:27Who?
00:24:29Nobody
00:24:29Which hospital are you staying at?
00:24:31I want to come visit you
00:24:32No, no, you can't
00:24:33I look miserable now
00:24:35You need to see me in style
00:24:37Fine, if you say so
00:24:39So are we going to prom together?
00:24:42Hell yeah, we are
00:24:48Why would anyone want to sit next to her?
00:24:51Whoever needs a charity case
00:25:08Oh, you
00:25:10Oh, me
00:25:11Why is she so lucky?
00:25:13Cole's never been this way with any other girl
00:25:16People think you're really lucky to be my lab partner
00:25:19I'm sure you feel really lucky to be my lab partner
00:25:21Because you don't do any homework
00:25:28You finished it?
00:25:30It's okay
00:25:31We'll get to know each other more
00:25:32I'm not a bit curious about you actually
00:25:34I'm curious about you though
00:25:36Like, uh, how close were you with your mom?
00:25:40What is he trying to do?
00:25:42It's none of your business, but I'm very close with my mom
00:25:45I'd kill anyone who hurts her
00:25:50Does Colt genuinely want to know me?
00:26:00So
00:26:02Are you going to prom?
00:26:03I don't know
00:26:03I don't know
00:26:04Well, I don't know
00:26:06So you have a date
00:26:08Or shall I say victim?
00:26:10Are you jealous of me now?
00:26:12Me?
00:26:12Jealous?
00:26:13No, why would I be jealous?
00:26:15Oh, because I think you so secretly want me
00:26:17You are so full of yourself
00:26:20You can do this on your own
00:26:20Yeah
00:26:23No way
00:26:25It's a self-locking door
00:26:27Really?
00:26:28Miss Corma's gonna be back in an hour
00:26:29I'm sure it'll be fine
00:26:30I'm stuck here with you for a full hour
00:26:33No
00:26:33Sorry, not by that bad
00:26:35I think maybe we can pick up where we left off
00:26:38Don't worry
00:26:39Maybe trust me and do
00:26:41We're keeping our distance this time actually
00:26:43Yeah
00:26:54That was my first kiss
00:26:58My first kiss was not supposed to go like that
00:27:00It was supposed to be special at prom and not just bumping lips
00:27:15You're really good at this
00:27:17One day I want you to regret it
00:27:19You know
00:27:21We can do more if you want
00:27:28Anyway, I've been wanting back a lot more than you think
00:27:40So you want me
00:27:44I think you know which I want you
00:27:50Do you want me?
00:27:52I want you
00:27:58Oh shit
00:28:02Anyone in here?
00:28:06Oh my god, how long have you two been in here?
00:28:09I really need to change this lock
00:28:10Are you two okay?
00:28:11Um
00:28:12Yeah, yeah, we're good
00:28:14I think so
00:28:15We're okay
00:28:15Okay, nice
00:28:23You're just going to pretend like that didn't happen
00:28:25What didn't happen?
00:28:27Haley
00:28:27It's just hormones
00:28:29Jake
00:28:30Can you still play after your accident?
00:28:33Relax, I'm not dead
00:28:34Wait, car accident?
00:28:36Guacamole wizard?
00:28:42I gotta go
00:28:51Guacamole wizard
00:28:53Huh?
00:28:56Are you all better after your car accident?
00:28:58Do I know you?
00:29:00Why is he being so standoffish?
00:29:02Is he trying to give me a surprise?
00:29:04Or he heard something about Cole?
00:29:07You're crushing your soda can
00:29:10She thinks guacamole wizard is Jake Myers
00:29:12She was in a real car accident
00:29:14According to you, so is guacamole wizard
00:29:16I'm not gonna make this anymore
00:29:18Cole, wait
00:29:20Oh, shit
00:29:25What's up guys?
00:29:27Um
00:29:29We were just chatting
00:29:30Chatting about Jake's grand plans to kick balls
00:29:33Was there something that you wanted, Cole?
00:29:36Hey
00:29:37I just figured I'd bring you some mozzarella sticks
00:29:40They're your favorite
00:29:42Right?
00:29:44How did you know that?
00:29:46Tough day, huh?
00:29:47There's no more mozzarella sticks in the cafeteria
00:29:49They're my favorite
00:29:51He couldn't be Cole
00:29:53Could he?
00:29:59The truth is, um
00:30:00A dickhead
00:30:03Will you honestly get out of your bro?
00:30:04You came to my table, bro
00:30:06And knocked my ball away
00:30:14There it goes again
00:30:16Cole is jealous
00:30:17We got a problem here, Cole?
00:30:19We don't have a problem
00:30:20We don't have a problem
00:30:22Right?
00:30:23Tell Cole to get my ball
00:30:24And we don't have a problem
00:30:26Jake, it would take me forever to find one of your balls
00:30:31I have the ball now
00:30:32Can we stop measuring each other's dicks?
00:30:36Cole and Jake are fighting over Haley?
00:30:39Maybe I can use that
00:30:43Jake!
00:30:44Hey!
00:30:45What if I told you that I have an internship opportunity for you with my dad?
00:30:49Wait, seriously?
00:30:50Yeah, just one little catch
00:30:52You have to pretend to like Hallie Roth
00:30:57All right, you have the rest of the period to work on your lab reports
00:31:00If you have any questions, I'll be at my desk
00:31:03I thought Guacamole Wizard would feel more like Cole
00:31:07But if he's really Jake, then maybe this was always going to end
00:31:11You've literally been sorry for five minutes
00:31:13I'm thinking
00:31:14About the report or about him?
00:31:15Why are you making it so weird about Jake?
00:31:18We literally made out of a sore drum
00:31:21Maybe I've known Jake longer
00:31:22No, you don't
00:31:23How do you know that?
00:31:24You're going to prom with someone else
00:31:26Stop acting like you're serious about me
00:31:28You have no idea
00:31:34Oh my god, is Jake asking me to prom?
00:31:51Haley, someone's here to see you
00:32:04Are you asking me to prom?
00:32:07Too cheesy?
00:32:08No, it's cute
00:32:11The accident, the mozzarella sticks
00:32:14He is Guacamole Wizard
00:32:15So, um, what do you think?
00:32:18You want to go to prom with me?
00:32:20I...
00:32:21I should feel happy
00:32:23But why does this feel so wrong?
00:32:26Hey, can we not?
00:32:33Dude, seriously, what is your problem?
00:32:35My problem here, dude
00:32:36Is that me and my lab partner have work to do
00:32:38And you're out here to strike me with bad puns
00:32:41Wow
00:32:42That is some weak shit, man
00:32:44Oh, that's weak shit?
00:32:46Is this weak shit?
00:32:50Oh my god
00:32:58Wow
00:32:58Bro, he's got really pretty eyes
00:33:06Wait, I can't
00:33:07Colt, put me down
00:33:09Put me down
00:33:09Put me down
00:33:12Don't do that again
00:33:25Don't do that again
00:33:26New couple alert
00:33:28Put me down
00:33:29Fuck off, Jen
00:33:29Why do you hate me so much, Cole?
00:33:31You and I, we're not that different
00:33:33And if you'd realize and give me a chance
00:33:35I think that we would make a great match
00:33:38Like, say, if you asked me to prom
00:33:41I might say yes
00:33:44Jen, you want to go to prom
00:33:46With me
00:33:48Jen, you want to go to prom
00:33:50With me
00:33:51We're both hot
00:33:52And we're both rich
00:33:53And our dads have been in business
00:33:55Like, forever, so
00:33:57How romantic
00:33:58I think I'll pass
00:34:01You're gonna regret this, Cole Edmonds
00:34:06Oh, here they come
00:34:08If I message Corcamole Wizard
00:34:10I wonder if Jake's filming
00:34:14What should we wear to prom
00:34:16The funeral and the Dean's List
00:34:26Um, I'll talk to you later
00:34:27I'll see you around school, okay?
00:34:29Okay, yeah, I'll see you later
00:34:29Bye
00:34:31He's so different
00:34:32Maybe he's still recovering from the accident?
00:34:37Hailey?
00:34:47Geez
00:34:48God
00:34:54Here, I'll get it
00:34:55Yeah, I know
00:35:00Oh
00:35:01You're scared of me seeing all the girls on your phone?
00:35:04I don't care
00:35:04I do care
00:35:07Here we are
00:35:24I don't put a problem with Jake
00:35:26I mean, he only knows you like mozzarella sticks because of me
00:35:29He doesn't even know you
00:35:30And you do?
00:35:31How do you know I like mozzarella sticks?
00:35:34That's something I've only ever talked about
00:35:35Because
00:35:36I pay attention to what you like
00:35:39I noticed it at lunch
00:35:41The first day
00:35:43You were watching me?
00:35:45Just...
00:35:46Just don't go apologize
00:36:02Move!
00:36:04Colt is talking to Hailey, again
00:36:06Your job is to keep them away from each other, Jake
00:36:09Unless you don't want that internship that my dad got you
00:36:11Obviously I do
00:36:12Okay, then break them up, idiot
00:36:16What do I do?
00:36:19I've got a few ideas
00:36:25Hey, look
00:36:27Someone would take you to prom
00:36:29Alright, I promise
00:36:30Yeah?
00:36:31Really, like who?
00:36:32I mean, the whole school hates me, except for Jake
00:36:35And you, but you're not asking me
00:36:39Hey
00:36:40Hey
00:36:41Oh, hey Jake
00:36:42Hey Hal, um
00:36:44I just wanted to thank you again for...
00:36:46The other night
00:36:48The other night?
00:36:50Yeah, it was...
00:36:52So...
00:36:53Sexy
00:36:55You're so sexy
00:36:56Jake, what are you talking about?
00:37:00I hate to break it to you asshole, but she's my prom date
00:37:08And she's a real tiger in the pep room
00:37:12Oh!
00:37:12Oh shit!
00:37:14Look!
00:37:14Oh shit!
00:37:15Uh!
00:37:18Oh!
00:37:19Uh!
00:37:20Ah!
00:37:21Oh!
00:37:22Oh!
00:37:23Oh!
00:37:25Oh!
00:37:27Oh my god!
00:37:28Ow
00:37:31Stop, Guys!
00:37:33Stop it, stop!
00:37:35What the hell is going on over there?
00:37:39Shit, it's Principal Stevens.
00:37:41I've got to save Cole.
00:37:43I mean, Jake.
00:37:44I've got to save Jake.
00:37:49Oh!
00:37:50Oh, my God!
00:37:51Principal Stevens, I'm so sorry.
00:37:54Haley Rock, that's detention.
00:37:57After school, don't be late.
00:38:15What are you doing here?
00:38:17Can we keep you company?
00:38:19It's the least I could do after you saved my rest today.
00:38:24The locker thing, that was an accident.
00:38:26Oh, sure.
00:38:29So, uh, you and Jake, huh?
00:38:34No.
00:38:35He lied about that.
00:38:37I don't know why, though.
00:38:38Good.
00:38:40You know, father of the asshole, every time he looks at you,
00:38:43makes me sick to my stomach.
00:38:45Thinking about him touching you, kissing you.
00:38:49I could kill him.
00:38:52Promise me you won't go to prom with it.
00:38:57Okay, fine.
00:38:58I won't.
00:39:01Because I want to go to prom with you.
00:39:06Okay, everyone, let's start off by mixing our sodium bicarbonate.
00:39:17Oh, my God.
00:39:18I am so fed up with this.
00:39:22Oh, my God.
00:39:31Oh, my God.
00:39:38Sorry.
00:39:39My trips.
00:39:40No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:39:42Jack.
00:39:42What?
00:39:43It always has to be about her, doesn't it?
00:39:48They're dead.
00:39:50They're both dead.
00:39:51Oh.
00:39:53How am I going to be able to talk to guacamole wizard?
00:39:58Oh.
00:39:59What are you?
00:40:00Are you almost crying?
00:40:02It's probably because you can't afford a new one.
00:40:06Jen, what's going on over there?
00:40:18What's going on is Jen is getting a taste of her own medicine.
00:40:22This squirm is burning.
00:40:23Mr. Edmonds.
00:40:24Oh, please.
00:40:25It's baking soda and water.
00:40:26You're fine.
00:40:27Detention.
00:40:28Today, after school.
00:40:30Shh.
00:40:30It's fine.
00:40:33It's fine.
00:40:37It's fine.
00:40:42Jake, hey.
00:40:43Oh, uh, sorry.
00:40:45Got to get to student council.
00:40:49Hey, you didn't even try the rice trick.
00:40:52The rice trick?
00:40:55Yeah.
00:40:57You don't know about the...
00:41:00Come on.
00:41:13Hey.
00:41:14Um, Ella.
00:41:16It's Emma.
00:41:18Yeah, that's what I said.
00:41:19Can you hack a broken laptop?
00:41:23Amazing.
00:41:30Hey, it's going to be okay.
00:41:32We'll pour out in a few more minutes and it'll be like the whole thing never happened.
00:41:36No, it's not just the phone or the laptop.
00:41:39It means...
00:41:39It means I can't...
00:41:41Can't what?
00:41:45I talked to a friend online.
00:41:48He's really important to me.
00:41:52And I'm sure you're really important to him.
00:42:05You know, Cole, if you look past all that hair gel and big ol' ego and rich kid for bravo.
00:42:13Okay, okay.
00:42:14I get it.
00:42:18You're kind of sweet.
00:42:23Hey, look at that.
00:42:26Oh, my God.
00:42:27I can't.
00:42:29Oh, my God.
00:42:31You're a miracle worker.
00:42:37Oh, what is taking so long?
00:42:40You doused this thing in sodium bicarbonate.
00:42:42Shut up, Ella.
00:42:43It's Emma.
00:42:44Whatever.
00:42:51Oh, my God.
00:42:54Oh, morning, valley whore.
00:43:02How are things in the castle?
00:43:04Oh, my God.
00:43:06Oh, my God.
00:43:06I can't believe it.
00:43:09Valley whore?
00:43:10What are they talking about?
00:43:26Guacamole wizard, when can we be together in person?
00:43:30Guacamole wizard, I want you so badly, I dream about you touching me.
00:43:34Oh, my God.
00:43:35Someone hacked my Castle Claimers messages.
00:43:37Such me, guacamole wizard.
00:43:40Yeah.
00:43:41Hey, valley whore.
00:43:42Show him what you really like.
00:44:01Here you go.
00:44:03Here, this is for you.
00:44:09Oh, do you like what I've done with the place?
00:44:11You hacked my laptop?
00:44:13Oh, no, it wasn't me.
00:44:15It was that kid, Ella.
00:44:16But I definitely got to reap the benefits.
00:44:18What kind of incel sex over a video game, Hayley?
00:44:21What are you, catfishing this guy?
00:44:23No, I'm not trying to catfish him.
00:44:25Hey, everyone.
00:44:26I think valley whore is a catfish.
00:44:29Because who in their right mind would spend their time thirsting over you?
00:44:58Stop it, stop, stop.
00:45:02I thought I'd send the janitor some time.
00:45:08Jake!
00:45:09Hey.
00:45:11Now's the time.
00:45:13Tell them.
00:45:14Tell them what?
00:45:15That you're a guacamole wizard.
00:45:18Who's guacamole wizard?
00:45:21Here you go.
00:45:24Oh, my God.
00:45:25Did you think that Jake was your secret little online boyfriend?
00:45:29Oh, sweetie, I've been bribing him this whole time to pretend to like you.
00:45:33What?
00:45:34Why would you do that?
00:45:35Oh, I don't know, Cole.
00:45:36Why do you think I would do that?
00:45:39Jake, is this true?
00:45:41Have you been pretending to like me this whole time?
00:45:45Sorry.
00:45:46It was nothing personal?
00:45:50Oh, my God.
00:45:53Oh, my God.
00:45:53Yeah, nothing personal, huh?
00:46:01All right, all right, all right.
00:46:03Enough.
00:46:04What in the world is going on here?
00:46:06Is that a leaf blower?
00:46:08That's all him.
00:46:09Okay, well, you both have detention, so...
00:46:16Let me get this straight.
00:46:17You stole a leaf blower and defaced school property?
00:46:21It wasn't school property, Dad.
00:46:23It was Jen's cyber boy's spreadsheets.
00:46:25Jesus Christ, how does she always get away with this shit?
00:46:28Could it be because her father's running for Senate, Cole?
00:46:31You think that's what it could be?
00:46:32Who cares?
00:46:33I care.
00:46:35And I hear she's got an eye for you.
00:46:38So you're taking her to prom.
00:46:39What?
00:46:40Not over my dead body.
00:46:42Oh, because you're like that Haley girl?
00:46:45I'm firing her mother right now.
00:46:46No, no, please don't.
00:46:48Please.
00:46:49Then you're taking Jen to prom.
00:46:51Max's dad called.
00:46:52He said he's having a party tomorrow.
00:46:54You're going to go, and you're going to ask Jen to prom.
00:46:57End of discussion.
00:47:04Come on, you big coward.
00:47:06Message him.
00:47:08Just do it, just do it.
00:47:11You must think I'm the biggest idiot.
00:47:20I could never think that.
00:47:27But I thought you were Jake.
00:47:29Please, can't you just tell me now?
00:47:31I think I've had enough public humiliation for one lifetime.
00:47:37I heard that guy Max is throwing a party tomorrow.
00:47:40If you want, I'll meet you there.
00:47:53OK.
00:47:54You got this, Haley.
00:47:56Just take a deep breath.
00:47:57You got this.
00:47:58You got this.
00:48:02You look beautiful.
00:48:06Thank you, Mom.
00:48:13I can't resist.
00:48:14Oh, my God.
00:48:15I'm just so good.
00:48:26Hey, Haley.
00:48:27I'm glad you came.
00:48:28You look so pretty.
00:48:30Hi.
00:48:31Hey, Max.
00:48:32Your house is gorgeous.
00:48:34I mean.
00:48:34No, it's just my parents' blood, honey.
00:48:36You know they're upstairs watching The Last of Us right now?
00:48:38They don't care about shit.
00:48:39Get drunk, girl.
00:48:40Woo!
00:48:43Yeah.
00:48:44Yeah.
00:48:54What are you doing here, valley whore?
00:48:58Looks like the catfish came out of the pond.
00:49:01Hey, everyone.
00:49:02Let's give it up for valley whore.
00:49:03Valley whore!
00:49:08Jen, why are you doing this?
00:49:10What have I even done to you?
00:49:11To me, oh, I'm actually concerned about our whole community because those little cringy
00:49:16messages on your castle game, those are concerning.
00:49:19Actually, I'm kind of a little bit of a perv.
00:49:21Did you know that?
00:49:22Haley?
00:49:23She's a little pervy princess.
00:49:26Pervy princess.
00:49:28Pervy princess.
00:49:30Pervy princess.
00:49:32Pervy princess.
00:49:34Hey, let's get pervy tonight.
00:49:36Leave me alone.
00:49:39Is there fire?
00:49:40Okay, we set off the alarm.
00:49:54Okay.
00:49:57Oh?
00:49:59Oh?
00:50:09Oh, my God.
00:50:33Are you... him?
00:50:36Would you stop trying to find your stupid little cyber boyfriend?
00:50:39Okay, Cole is not him.
00:50:41Anyways, we are going to the prom together.
00:50:44No, I'm not.
00:50:45Yes, you are.
00:50:46It's okay.
00:50:47You can be honest about your feelings.
00:50:50So you two.
00:50:51This whole time.
00:50:55Oh, my God.
00:50:56I am such an idiot.
00:50:58Hey, wait.
00:50:59Wait.
00:51:05Please, at least take my jacket.
00:51:07You know, if you really wanted to humiliate me, you didn't have to go to the extra effort.
00:51:11Jen was doing just fine.
00:51:12I wasn't trying to humiliate you.
00:51:13Then what were you trying to do?
00:51:15I guess you.
00:51:16Obviously.
00:51:17The white clothes were just an added bonus.
00:51:19I knew I shouldn't have trusted you.
00:51:22What about guacamole, wizard?
00:51:25What are you...
00:51:27What are you...
00:51:34Who is that?
00:51:35I don't know.
00:51:36Just the devil.
00:51:39Get in the car.
00:51:43I'm not going to ask you again, Cole.
00:51:45Get in the car.
00:51:46Dad, can you just act normal for once and please introduce yourself to...
00:51:49Haley.
00:51:50I already assumed that's who this was.
00:51:53Hi, Mr. Evans.
00:51:54So, you're the scholarship trash that's hell-bent on ruining Cole's life?
00:52:00Well, I've got news for you, young lady.
00:52:02My son is going to marry a good girl from a respectable family.
00:52:07And that's not you.
00:52:08You will be forgotten.
00:52:10You're a maid's daughter.
00:52:12And your mom works for me.
00:52:14Stay away from him.
00:52:16Or I swear to God, your mother is fired.
00:52:20Dad, stop!
00:52:21Don't you touch my family.
00:52:23I'll stay away.
00:52:25Hey, come on.
00:52:26You don't mean that.
00:52:29I hate everything you stand for.
00:52:32I hate your greed and your callousness and your elitist ideas of what you think a good person looks like.
00:52:38I hate everything about you.
00:52:40I hate all of it.
00:52:42I don't want any part of it.
00:52:44So, Cole, go with your dad.
00:52:48Haley.
00:52:53Fuck this.
00:52:54Fuck this.
00:52:58No laptop and no phone for a week.
00:53:01Ever since mom died, you've turned into this cold patriarch.
00:53:03Haley, not dad's real love.
00:53:05Why do you have to make me so miserable?
00:53:06I promised your mother I would make you a success, son.
00:53:10Even if it meant saving you from yourself.
00:53:20Hi, Haley.
00:53:21I'm Emma.
00:53:22I know who you are.
00:53:24Right.
00:53:24I just felt kind of bad that I accidentally helped Jen ruin your life.
00:53:29So, I wanted to return your laptop to you.
00:53:32Goodness new.
00:53:37Oh, wow.
00:53:39Thanks, Emma.
00:53:40Okay, bye.
00:53:46One down, one to go.
00:53:49You're so cool.
00:53:50I know, Emma.
00:53:51Want to go to prom?
00:53:53Why not?
00:53:55Let's get these lovers together.
00:54:02Hi, Mr. Edmundsons.
00:54:03Hi, Max.
00:54:05And Max's friend.
00:54:06Sorry, we weren't expecting you.
00:54:08Cole's grounded.
00:54:09Oh, he is?
00:54:11But it was his 18th birthday today.
00:54:14What can I say, Max?
00:54:16Actions have consequences.
00:54:18Birthday or no, Cole is grounded.
00:54:20Well, that really sucks because he's also the president of the prom committee.
00:54:26We were supposed to review budgets today.
00:54:29Cole?
00:54:30My son, Cole?
00:54:32Reviewing budgets.
00:54:33He's never reviewed a budget a day in his life.
00:54:35Well, Mr. Edmunds, today could be that day.
00:54:37And we just have to give him back this school-sanctioned laptop
00:54:39so we can get back to his very important and very respectable budgetary work.
00:54:53Go away!
00:54:57Max, what are you guys doing here?
00:55:00Happy birthday, Cole.
00:55:02I brought you my laptop and logged into your Castle Claimers account.
00:55:05Just get it back to me by tomorrow.
00:55:07What's going on?
00:55:08Dude, it's your 18th birthday.
00:55:10You can tell Haley who you are now.
00:55:12You can be together.
00:55:13Just log into this stupid game and tell the girl who you love who you really are.
00:55:18No.
00:55:18I'll tell her to myself.
00:55:20Sneak me in your car.
00:55:29Come on, the wizard.
00:55:32Mom, I'm fine.
00:55:34I just need some time alone.
00:55:43Open the door.
00:55:45Wait, what?
00:55:47He's here?
00:55:55It's you.
00:55:57I should have given you this to a long time ago.
00:56:01Haley, I wanted to tell you who I was from the very beginning.
00:56:04My dad threatened to follow your mom,
00:56:06and I had to wait a really long time
00:56:08to tell you who I was.
00:56:09I got my inheritance,
00:56:11and I can protect you and your family,
00:56:13so you don't have to choose.
00:56:27Haley, I understand that this changes things.
00:56:31If you don't love me the way you love guacamole wizard, but I need you to know I love you.
00:56:50Nicole, I love you.
00:56:52You do?
00:56:54Yes, you idiot.
00:56:56I've loved you for months.
00:56:57I mean, this whole guacamole wizard thing was so confusing, though,
00:57:01because I had to be loyal to him, and...
00:57:05But you're him.
00:57:06You didn't expect her.
00:57:08I mean, I always hoped it was you.
00:57:13Until you hoped.
00:57:15Yes.
00:57:16I hoped it was you.
00:57:18You were always there for me.
00:57:22You're hot, man.
00:57:24You're really fucking hot.
00:57:25You're hot, man.
00:57:30Hey, uh...
00:57:31There are those things I said we could do.
00:57:34You never go.
00:57:36Yeah.
00:57:39Take my clothes off.
00:57:41You're getting there, don't worry.
00:57:42Mm-hmm.
00:58:04Okay, so, what do you think?
00:58:07Ten out of ten.
00:58:08Oh.
00:58:09Yeah.
00:58:09What do again?
00:58:11Okay, sex with sex with me specifically.
00:58:13I've only ever had sex with you specifically.
00:58:16All right.
00:58:17All right, that's fair.
00:58:18I'll, uh...
00:58:20I'll take that as a one.
00:58:25What is my life now?
00:58:27Am I being nice to Cole Edmonds?
00:58:29Mm.
00:58:30Oh, God, no.
00:58:31I fully expect you to continue to berate me endlessly.
00:58:35No, I'm just...
00:58:36I'm just lost behind it.
00:58:38There's always been lost behind it.
00:58:40I'll take you a minute, no.
00:58:42Stop it.
00:58:45Um.
00:58:46Same.
00:58:48Isn't brown tonight?
00:58:50I think you know if it's prom or not.
00:58:52Okay.
00:58:54But the real question is, do you get a date?
00:58:59Cole, are you asking me to prom?
00:59:01Oh, I would have asked you earlier, but Jay kind of gave me to the gym.
00:59:05Oh, God, please don't mention his name again.
00:59:07I don't want to hear it.
00:59:08Yeah, you don't have to ask me once.
00:59:10But I don't even have a dress.
00:59:13Wait here.
00:59:18I just slept with Cole Edmonds, and I'm in love with Cole Edmonds.
00:59:22Who would have guessed?
00:59:26I thought only the best for my princess.
00:59:30Where did you get that?
00:59:33I might have gotten you a dress on the off chance that you might have wanted to go to prom
00:59:39with me
00:59:39and maybe had nothing to wear.
00:59:43Of course I'll go to prom with you.
00:59:49Mr. Edmonds, I didn't expect you to be here.
00:59:53Cole, are you here?
00:59:56Cole, are you here?
00:59:59Mr. Edmonds, you can't just park into my house like this.
01:00:02I see you, Cole.
01:00:03You are in big trouble.
01:00:21Hey, uh, you almost done in there?
01:00:23You would try changing into an evening gown in a bunch of thorny bushes.
01:00:29Okay, I'm ready.
01:00:41What do you think?
01:00:46My God, Haley, you are the most beautiful thing I have ever seen.
01:00:52Uh-uh-uh.
01:00:53I just hunched over in a car mirror to do this lipstick.
01:00:56You're not messing it up for at least 20 minutes.
01:00:5920 more minutes.
01:01:00I want 10.
01:01:02Deal.
01:01:05Thank you all for using the prom voting site to cast your votes.
01:01:09I hear we have a winner.
01:01:13And your 2026 prom queen is...
01:01:18Jen Longfellow.
01:01:24Thank you guys so much.
01:01:26Seriously, this means the world to me.
01:01:28I mean, like, who else would win, right?
01:01:31Oh, this is just the perfect moment.
01:01:38Oh my God, that's Haley and Cole.
01:01:41It was fun.
01:01:43Since when did you get this?
01:01:48Hey, uh, most time that's up.
01:01:51No.
01:01:52No.
01:01:52But, who cares?
01:01:55Hell yeah.
01:01:56Woo!
01:01:59Ew, literally, what the fuck?
01:02:01Hell yeah.
01:02:02Language.
01:02:03I am the queen, okay?
01:02:04She's just a little pervy princess.
01:02:07Come on, everyone say it with me.
01:02:09Pervy princess, pervy princess, pervy princess.
01:02:16Wait.
01:02:18Wait, wait, wait.
01:02:19What are those?
01:02:20Those are texts between me and my dad.
01:02:22Make Cole Edmonds fall in love with you.
01:02:25His dad's month is essential to funding my campaign.
01:02:28Don't worry, Daddy.
01:02:31If I can't have it, no one can.
01:02:34I'm going to destroy Haley Roth's life.
01:02:37Is this real?
01:02:38Jen's crazy.
01:02:41Who did this?
01:02:43Who did this?
01:02:46What?
01:02:47You exploited me for a hacking job and didn't think I was going to hack your phone?
01:02:50You little skit.
01:02:53You know, Jen, as the principal, I'm supposed to remain impartial.
01:02:58And above all of this petty drama.
01:03:02But quite frankly, you are the worst.
01:03:06And I think it's time that you are expelled from Edmonds Academy.
01:03:10You can't do that.
01:03:11I'm the principal, so yes, I can.
01:03:23There was no internship.
01:03:25You lied to me.
01:03:33Hailey, catch.
01:03:38Oh.
01:03:39Oh.
01:03:40My princess finally has her crown.
01:03:43Now all I need is my handsome prince.
01:03:45Oh.
01:03:46Yeah, no can do.
01:03:47All I have to offer is a bowie knight with a chip on his shoulder and a awesome sense of
01:03:53humor.
01:03:54Oh.
01:03:55How can I refuse?
01:04:02Oh, no.
01:04:02That's my dad.
01:04:06We are going home right now.
01:04:09You've disobeyed me for the last time, boy.
01:04:11Yeah, I'm not a boy, dad.
01:04:13You talk all the time about wanting a man that's worthy of the family last name.
01:04:18Yeah, you can't see I've already become that man.
01:04:22And it's because of Hailey.
01:04:23And you can accept that, I'll make my own path.
01:04:26And best believe me, I can.
01:04:29I'll say this.
01:04:31That's the most backbone I've ever seen in you, Cole.
01:04:44I'm so proud of you.
01:04:47I kind of done with all you being by my side.
01:04:50That was terrifying.
01:04:52It's not like we haven't slayed a dragon before, well, so...
01:04:56I love you, Bella Queen.
01:04:58I love you, guacamole wizard.
01:05:00Oh, my God, I gotta change that username.
01:05:02Yeah, you do.
01:05:03Oh, my God.
01:05:05Jesus is the Lord.
01:05:06Oh, my God.
01:05:10Oh, my God.
01:05:16Oh, my God.
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