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00:54Louisa, sweetheart.
00:56How are you doing?
00:58Fine.
00:59So fine.
01:00Are you sure?
01:01I mean, not fine.
01:03Of course not fine.
01:04But, you know, never mind.
01:07Mm-hmm.
01:20Okay.
01:23Weird.
01:28Excuse me, what is the matter with you?
01:29I was wondering the same thing about you.
01:32Me?
01:33There is nothing that matter with me.
01:36Nothing.
01:36Nothing.
01:37Nothing at all.
01:39Huh?
01:42Oh.
01:44It's nice weather.
01:45Yeah.
01:47Thank you so much for meeting with us today, all the way from Boston.
01:52Not a problem.
01:53I'm looking forward to hearing about the position.
01:54Oh!
01:55What a nice font.
01:57Very professional.
01:59Is that Helvetica new?
02:00I started.
02:01Sorry.
02:02Sorry.
02:02Sorry.
02:03Sorry.
02:03I'm late.
02:08You're the one interviewing to be our doctor?
02:11I'm trying to.
02:13Well, obviously, this is just a formality.
02:16Famous heart surgeon from Boston.
02:18Wards from the AMA every year.
02:20Accommodations.
02:21A mile long.
02:22We'd be lucky to have you.
02:24Wait.
02:24Wait.
02:25Just like that?
02:26We're not gonna ask any questions?
02:28Let's not scare away our only applicant, Louisa.
02:31Small town life?
02:32Not for most people these days.
02:35Why don't you tell us why you want to leave the big city to come be our small town doctor?
02:44Well, um...
02:46Morning, folks.
02:47We're here to break down the arch.
02:49We'll be in and out.
02:50You won't even know we're here.
02:51There was gonna be a wedding.
02:56Yes, mine.
02:57You were saying?
02:57Well, I summered here as a child, as you probably know, at my Aunt Sarah's fond memories and such.
03:03Anyway, when this job came up, I thought it was a good time to make a change.
03:13I'm curious about your interpersonal skills.
03:16You know, uh, our last doctor, Dr. Reese.
03:19I mean, he just, he always put us at ease.
03:21Died on the job at 93.
03:23He loved us so much he just wouldn't retire.
03:26No matter how much we beg.
03:38Well, in terms of my bedside manner, I take people who are sick and I make them well.
03:44And they're usually very happy about it.
03:48Do you always conduct your job and ever use in a construction site?
03:51Yeah.
03:51You about finished there, Bert?
03:53Yep.
03:54Just shards of wood now.
03:56Completely destroyed.
03:57Yeah.
03:58Kinda like Sheriff Mark.
03:59Dad, dad, dad, dad. Too soon.
04:01Dad.
04:02Sorry.
04:04Show of hands.
04:06Everyone in favor of hiring the doctor?
04:08Oh!
04:08Definitely.
04:15Great.
04:16When can you start?
04:17Immediately.
04:18Yay!
04:19Now we have sandwiches!
04:21Ooh, well, that's a good take.
04:23That's for sure.
04:24That's mine.
04:25I'm gonna get a pack.
04:27Oh, yeah.
04:29Oh, wow.
04:30Sure.
04:32Hey, hey, hey.
04:34Just know, this town and all the people in it are very dear to me.
04:37So the person who is in charge of taking care of them, let's just say, I'm keeping my eye on
04:42you.
04:43Speaking of which, your left eye.
04:45You been experiencing any blurriness or pain?
04:48Uh, um, uh, a bit?
04:51You may have glaucoma.
04:52You should see an ophthalmologist right away.
04:54What?
04:57Oh.
04:58The, um, the coffee line.
05:01That's what you were...
05:03You'll see.
05:04I'm very good at my job.
05:14The coffee line.
05:20Okay.
05:41Nice cooking, chef.
05:42Okay, well, thanks.
05:44hello i was told to come here you must be doc martin welcome i prefer dr best tomato tomato
05:51i'm greg proprietor of the salty breeze someone left keys here for me to pick up yes louisa
05:57dropped them off that's the story did you hear nope and i don't need to doc martin welcome excuse
06:05my lobster rolls george is my partner in life and work and our culinary genius oh hey
06:12we know what it's like to be from the big city we came from new york 18 years ago finance
06:18can
06:18you believe george well i was a chef to a very famous celebrity we can't tell you who he signed
06:25an nda if i told you i'd have to kill you brisket welcome doc martin my keys or the number
06:36for the
06:36health department oh yes louisa anyway the whole town is squawking she and sheriff mark
06:48hello sheriff martin hey you must be doc martin dr best actually dr best actually welcome to port
06:57when dr best actually hey mark how you doing how are you all right anything we can do actually i
07:03came
07:03to talk to you guys about saturday we'll give you back to the deposit no no no no i still
07:08want to have
07:08the party really yes it's the best thing that ever happened to me i'm a free man it's time to
07:13party
07:13you see louisa and mark well louisa is she louisa dumped me two weeks before our wedding truth is i
07:21should probably go home right now and write her a thank you now everyone in town thinks she's so
07:24wonderful oh she teaches kids but i know the truth the devil lurks beneath the reception was going
07:31to be here still waiting for my keys oh yeah yeah baby in the back pocket i'm telling you doc
07:36i think
07:37you should come who wants to go to a boring wedding anyway we're gonna have an all-night blowout with
07:41what a crazy station yeah no you got plans already not at all i like him he's nice yeah
08:18why'd you come get out of here get out of here go
08:21Shush! Get out of here! Shoo! Leave!
08:26Are you Doc Martin?
08:28My name actually is Dr. Best.
08:31Oh my god, do you mean Dr. Worse?
08:34He's so bossed and boozy.
08:35Ooh, ooh, tell us. Is there a Mrs. Dr. Best?
08:38What? Or maybe a Mr. Dr. Best?
08:40How is that your business?
08:41Oh, he's definitely giving straight.
08:42And so single.
08:43This is so lame. If he's gonna move here, can he at least be interesting?
08:54Wait, no! No, come back!
08:58Unbend the paper clips and then bend them back up again because it's really satisfying.
09:03And then I might add some rubber bands to the rubber band ball,
09:07because you know I like to add a few a day.
09:09I like to see it grow, hashtag set reasonable.
09:11Am I interrupting?
09:12Oh, yes. Sorry. I'm just shooting my show.
09:16Hmm. Who are you?
09:18Elaine, your administrative assistant. I worked with Dr. Reese.
09:22Oh, I'm sorry. I assumed I'd be interviewing people for the position.
09:26Well, I just saved you the time.
09:28Hmm.
09:28See what a good assistant I am?
09:30And this? What is this? What is it? What is this?
09:32I'm about to be a YouTube star.
09:35I go through my day and I do my usual things, but I have Teddy strapped to me.
09:40Guess what the show is called?
09:41Bear with me.
09:43Darn you.
09:44I'm just curious. Do you happen to be experiencing any ringing in your ears by any chance?
09:49No. Why?
09:50Because the phone.
09:52Gilbert! Hi! It's nice to see you. Are you here for an appointment?
09:54Well, yes.
09:55Okay. Step right in then.
09:56No. No. Don't step right in. I haven't even unpacked my car. Is this an emergency?
10:00Well, if it isn't an emergency, I don't know what else is.
10:06Well, if you're a new doctor, start doctoring.
10:32All right, then. What is your full name?
10:35Gilbert Carlyle.
10:37And would you like to tell me what this emergency is all about?
10:40Well, Dr. Reese would offer a cup of coffee first.
10:44Not a barista. Continue.
10:45Well, you see, it's difficult to talk about.
10:49I assure you everything in here is completely confidential.
10:51It's very embarrassing.
10:53Would you like me to guess?
10:59Erectile dysfunction?
11:00God, no!
11:02Uncontrollable flatulence.
11:05Halitosis.
11:06Leprosy.
11:06No, no, no!
11:15The term is gynecomastia.
11:17Nice way of saying I'm growing boobs.
11:19Must be something in the water.
11:21It's not uncommon.
11:22Over 35% of men have it at some point, but we should do some blood work.
11:26Fine by me.
11:28You know what? On second thought, I'll have you come back when I'm set up.
11:31The needles and tubes are right there.
11:33Look, I have a juicy one. Here.
11:36Right here.
11:40I just walked into my office ten minutes ago for the first time. You're gonna have to come back later.
11:44That's it?
11:45No blood tests? No advice?
11:47I can prescribe you a training, bro.
11:49I have never.
11:51Never!
11:55Never!
12:00You're a real charmer, aren't you?
12:05No.
12:05I'm sorry. I'm not open for business.
12:07Oh, no worries. We're just here to welcome you to town.
12:10Here's a whoopie pie.
12:13I'd like to unpack if you don't mind.
12:16Oh, and to give you our card in case you need to make any repairs around the place.
12:19Yeah, we're a father and son handyman company.
12:21Seems like you might need a new paint job, patch up the roof.
12:24Oh, and I bet that sliding door upstairs needs a look at.
12:27Oh, your concern is touching and I assume expensive. No, thank you.
12:31Hey, are you going to Sheriff Mark's party on Saturday?
12:35Nope.
12:36I'm team Louisa.
12:37She wasn't feeling the magic.
12:39And if there's one thing that's real, it's magic.
12:41You're really smart.
12:45Elaine, please come in with a pen and paper.
12:50Here I am just coming in with pen and paper.
12:53Please take notes.
12:55And here I am taking notes.
12:56Turn that off. It's unbearable.
12:58Unbearable.
12:59That is a good one, Doc.
13:00Okay, we're going to need gloves, gauze.
13:03Wait, it's weird.
13:04I feel like there was something that I was supposed to tell you.
13:06Tongue depressors.
13:07How's the water pressure?
13:09Yeah, that's what that was.
13:11The, um, the faucet needs to be fixed.
13:14Anything else you've forgotten?
13:16Hm?
13:16Exposed wires, hidden landmines.
13:18Oh, I really can't be sure.
13:19Yeah.
13:20How about a towel?
13:21Yeah, cabinet on the left, top shelf.
13:23Yeah.
13:24What?
13:25Thanks.
13:30Okay, now I am going to eat my sandwich.
13:34That reminds me.
13:35I haven't eaten anything all day.
13:38Maybe I'll...
13:42Ouch!
13:46Well, there's some saltines in the cabinet.
13:48Or you could go to the Salty Breeze.
13:50Won Best Lobster Roll in Northeast Maine, like, six years in a row.
13:53Where's the grocery store again?
13:55It's right in the middle of town.
13:56Can't miss it.
13:57That's Port Wynn Provisions on Main Street.
13:59Use code ALANE for a 10% discount.
14:09Doc Martin?
14:10Welcome to Port Wynn.
14:15Well, if it isn't our new doc getting groceries just like the regular folks.
14:19Yeah.
14:20Doc Martin!
14:21Oh my God, it's so good to see you.
14:23My son, he scraped his knee.
14:25I'm worried it's infected.
14:26Well, uh, come make an appointment.
14:27I'll be happy to see him there.
14:29Since you're here.
14:30Oh, please.
14:30No, no.
14:31I mean, is this blood or pus that I'm looking at?
14:37Yeah.
14:38Just, just keep it covered in here.
14:39Try it.
14:52You're right.
14:53No, you're right.
15:00Oh!
15:01Oh!
15:03Oh.
15:05Oh!
15:09Oh.
15:13Oh, my God.
15:14Oh, my God.
15:17When? I'm Susan.
15:18Good for you.
15:19I was just wondering, I'm running a little low on a medication,
15:22and I was hoping you could call in a refill.
15:25Like the world is one giant doctor's office.
15:27I'm sorry.
15:29Dr. Reese never minded, and it is a bit of an emergency.
15:33What's it for?
15:35Estrogen cream, 0.01 milligrams.
15:38Fine. I'll make a note.
15:40Although, I don't consider this an emergency.
15:43Oh, I disagree.
15:44My husband and I are very active, and without it,
15:47it can get a little bit sandpapery down there.
15:50Someone should warn them, moisture doesn't last forever.
15:56Anyway, thank God for the cream.
15:58Works so well, Gilbert practically needs a wetsuit.
16:02Wait. Is Gilbert Carlisle your husband?
16:05Yes.
16:06And you use it during intercourse?
16:07Comps of it.
16:11If you... Excuse me.
16:13I'll send your prescription to the pharmacy.
16:14I'll send your prescription to the pharmacy.
16:41I'll send your prescription to the pharmacy.
16:50Get off my property, psychopath.
16:52I wanted to tell you, I think I understand the problem.
16:55Too late.
16:56You think you can just humiliate me?
16:58I'll go to a doctor in Bar Harbor.
17:00Who needs you?
17:01Just please be quiet and let me explain.
17:04Fine.
17:05Great.
17:06This will clear things up.
17:08Don't say anything.
17:09What?
17:10She doesn't know.
17:11Well, how does that work?
17:13T-shirts.
17:14Pajama tops.
17:15The rare pizza boy outfit.
17:17What are you doing here?
17:19Minor medical issue.
17:21Nothing to worry about.
17:22How minor?
17:23Approximately an A cup.
17:25Well, when you say nothing to worry about,
17:27then I really do worry.
17:28What is it?
17:30Fine.
17:30Just tell her.
17:31Happily.
17:33Wait.
17:36Does your husband know about the cream?
17:39No.
17:40And don't tell him.
17:42Marriage has to have some mystery.
17:44No.
17:44This is just great.
17:45Move the cell already!
17:47Okay.
17:51Your estrogen cream, it's a female hormone.
17:54You're supposed to wait 12 hours before intercourse,
17:56otherwise there could be absorption.
17:58It's all my fault.
17:58I'm very confused right now.
18:00You two have a drink.
18:03Talk.
18:04My work is done here.
18:07Here it goes.
18:09Junk mail in the recycling bin.
18:12Nailed it.
18:14Hi, Doc.
18:14How was shopping?
18:16Actually, it was very productive.
18:18One medical whodunit solved.
18:20Did you finish the inventory list?
18:21Oh, I started it, but I got bored.
18:23Also, you have a patient waiting.
18:25Elaine, I told you I'm not taking appointments yet.
18:27Tell that to your patients.
18:28No.
18:29Actually, that's your job.
18:30That's your...
18:35I'm sorry.
18:36Do you have...
18:36What the flip?
18:37I have boobs!
19:04Dude, this is getting weird.
19:07I'm sorry.
19:08You can close your shirt.
19:10This is very strange.
19:12You're telling me.
19:14So?
19:15Am I turning into a chick or what?
19:17Please.
19:18Just let me think.
19:20Has to be something.
19:21Is that a yes?
19:22I'm turning into a chick?
19:24Do I got to get a new passport photo?
19:25By any chance, are any of your friends or neighbors experiencing similar developments?
19:30How should I know?
19:32How should I know?
19:32Do you think I walk around talking to my friends about their boobs?
19:34No!
19:35I just...
19:36Fine.
19:36How long has this been going on for?
19:38And have there been any changes to your diet?
19:40Uh, I became a vegan.
19:42What a surprise.
19:43Oh, wait.
19:45Have you been eating a lot of soy products?
19:46Yeah.
19:47I started eating a ton of tofu.
19:49Hey, that's when I started sprouting these puppies.
19:52Soy has natural estrogen, but that wouldn't explain...
19:54Are you saying Kung Pao tofu gave me boobs?
19:57Unlikely on its own.
19:58Are you a heavy marijuana user?
20:00Oh, sure.
20:01Ask the guy with long hair if he smokes weed.
20:03I'm just trying to figure this out.
20:04I'm through with this.
20:05I'll just learn how to live with it.
20:07Stop having sex with my shirt on.
20:09No, please.
20:10Just come back.
20:10I haven't even...
20:20Hey, Doc.
20:21Oh, I just got a call.
20:22Somebody, um, injured themselves at the dock.
20:24They need you to come take a look right now.
20:26Well, is it serious?
20:27Do they need an ambulance?
20:29They just asked if they could see you on their boat.
20:32Do you know anything else?
20:34I'm not a mind reader.
20:46Elaine.
20:47Yeah?
20:48You're fired.
20:49What?
20:50You're incompetent, distracted, and just annoying.
20:54I've had this job since I was 16.
20:56You can't do that to me.
20:57And yet I just did.
20:59Now, please text me the location of this patient.
21:02You did get that, didn't you?
21:13Hey, everybody.
21:15POV.
21:16Tragedy has struck today in Port Wynn.
21:26So, I have to pretend I'm half dead just to get a visit?
21:32Aunt Sarah.
21:33Don't worry.
21:34I won't bite.
21:36Might as well make yourself of some use.
21:38Start banding.
21:39Me now?
21:40Don't get hysterical.
21:41Well, I'm sure you remember.
21:47So, you used my name to get the job, and then you don't even bother to tell me you're here.
21:53I've been meaning to.
21:54It's just been nonstop.
21:55Oh, Martin, come on.
21:57There is nothing nonstop about Port Wynn.
22:01But I'm very happy you're here, even if you are a crap nephew.
22:06But I sent you a Christmas card every year.
22:07What are you talking about?
22:08Yeah, Merry Christmas, Martin.
22:12I've banded lobsters more affectionate.
22:15Anyway, the truth is, it's my fault that we didn't stay.
22:22That we weren't your damn father.
22:27What?
22:29Never mind.
22:30Never mind.
22:31You're here now, and we'll just make up for lost time.
22:36Look at you.
22:40Like it was yesterday.
22:42Well, I am a surgeon.
22:44So tell me, what's it like being back now after all these years?
22:48Well, I find the people here demanding, irrational, and far too chatty at supermarkets.
22:55Shop early, avoid the crowds.
22:58That's a good idea.
22:59I'm going to steal that.
22:59So, Martin, if you don't really like to be around people, why did you move back here?
23:04Tell me.
23:05What happened?
23:10Isn't it obvious?
23:12Someone has to look after you.
23:14Look at you.
23:15One gust of wind, you'll break your hip.
23:17You did not just say that to me.
23:20You proved your point.
23:21I'm a salty sea wench.
23:23Now retire already.
23:24You're way too old for this.
23:25You haven't seen me in all these years,
23:27and this is how you speak to me?
23:30I'm just trying to be a good nephew.
23:32Ouch!
23:33Nasty little bugger.
23:36Ugh.
23:38You know what?
23:39It's fine.
23:39You're good.
23:40You don't need my help.
23:42You're fine.
23:45Martin!
23:48Did you break your hip?
24:10You don't need my hip?
24:12I'm just trying to get out on the bed.
24:13I don't need to hurt.
24:14Oh, man.
24:14I don't know.
25:04Oh, you.
25:07Yes, me.
25:10Early riser?
25:11Just trying to avoid the crowds.
25:13You?
25:13Same.
25:16Oh.
25:18You were right.
25:19It was the beginning of glaucoma.
25:21They had me on drops, so.
25:25Truce?
25:25I didn't know we were at war.
25:28Excuse me.
25:31Today was supposed to be my wedding day.
25:32Did you hear?
25:33Hard not to.
25:34I didn't really want to see anyone, but I just really needed some turkey jerky, so.
25:40Well, we all have our crutches, I guess.
25:43What happened was I came back from New York after a, well, bad breakup, and Mark, he had
25:47been my high school sweetheart.
25:49We just started up again.
25:50We've been together for eight years now.
25:52Yeah, we really don't know each other, so.
25:54I know you couldn't care less about me.
25:55It's fantastic.
25:56Anyway, you know, I always knew that it wasn't right, but Mark, he was my best friend, and
26:02I'm sorry that I waited until the last minute to end it, and I feel terrible about that,
26:06and everyone here has an opinion.
26:07Yes, I can see it's one of the pitfalls of small-town life.
26:10Yeah, but that's the thing.
26:11I love it here.
26:12I love knowing my neighbors.
26:14I lived in New York, everyone living in their little boxes with their little salads.
26:18That's no way to live.
26:19We both woke up at dawn to buy groceries, not a ringing endorsement.
26:25This is true.
26:26I mean, aren't you supposed to marry the love of your life?
26:30The person that, when you kiss them, you get weak in your knees?
26:35Or is that unrealistic?
26:41Actually, I have no idea.
26:46Have you never been in love?
26:52Um, enjoy your jerky.
27:01Um, enjoy your jerky.
27:03Thanks.
27:05Um, enjoy your jerky.
27:22Um, enjoy your jerky.
27:37Gilbert, what do you want?
27:38I'm glad I spotted you.
27:40It saves you phone call.
27:41Yeah, not my usual routine out this early,
27:44but Susan's at her sister's.
27:45Well, I wanted to let you know
27:46you are going to need to come in for more tests.
27:48What?
27:49There's been a development.
27:51I knew it was the water.
27:53Well, either way, call me on Monday.
27:56You're a wee rascal.
27:57Susan!
27:59Oh.
28:02No.
28:04Oh, yeah.
28:06Oh, no.
28:07Oh, no, no.
28:09Oh, no.
28:10No, no, no.
28:11Gilbert!
28:12Gilbert, please.
28:14Gilbert, please.
28:17What are you spying on me?
28:19Spying?
28:19No, I'm just buying groceries.
28:21You're the one who's spreading your estrogen cream
28:23up and down the eastern seaboard.
28:24They're horrible.
28:26Oh!
28:27Wait!
28:29Susan!
28:30Wait!
28:31Please!
28:32Come back!
28:35Get a life, loser.
28:43That's it.
28:44That's it.
28:50That is it!
29:15Martin, are you trying to run me off the road?
29:18Of course not.
29:19Are you all right?
29:20Yes.
29:21But what has gotten you in such a tizzy?
29:24I didn't sign up for physical assault.
29:27Or marriage counseling.
29:28Or dog catcher while we're at it.
29:31What the hell are you talking about?
29:32It doesn't matter because I'm leaving, all right?
29:34I'm not meant to be a town doctor.
29:35Because I don't like people.
29:38I don't like talking to them, and I really don't like listening to them.
29:41The only thing I do like is cutting them open and saving their lives.
29:46Can't even do that anymore.
29:49Why?
29:50What happened?
29:52I just froze!
29:54All right?
29:56What are you talking about?
29:57I froze on the operating table.
30:00Another doctor had to finish there.
30:04You happy?
30:06Why?
30:14It was...
30:16A little girl.
30:19Car accident.
30:22Ruptured heart fell.
30:28And how old was she?
30:31She was eight.
30:37Well, that's understandable, Martin, isn't it?
30:39After what happened to Rosemary.
30:42But no reason for you to throw over.
30:44I'm so sorry, but story time's over.
30:47For heaven's sake.
30:48You haven't been here two minutes, and now you're leaving?
30:50Tomorrow.
30:51I thought Port Wynn would be the answer,
30:53but I was wrong.
30:54This place won't let you hide.
30:58And that's a good thing.
31:20Is that?
31:20There it is.
31:21All right.
31:21Yeah.
31:22Yeah, see?
31:23All right.
31:24There.
31:24It works.
31:24Good.
31:25Let's go.
31:36What are you doing?
31:37Oh!
31:38Had a free moment.
31:39Thought we'd start on the door.
31:40I didn't ask for that.
31:41Consider it a housewarming gift.
31:42I mean, you know, if you wanted to give us a gratuity,
31:45we can give you a slap in the face for that.
31:50Hey, Doc, are you really firing Elaine?
31:52She's kind of an institution.
31:54Dr. Reese loved having her.
31:55Actually, it doesn't matter anymore because I'm leaving.
31:57What?
31:59Yeah, you can set the place on fire for all I care.
32:01I'm firing myself.
32:05Firing himself?
32:06Um, let's go.
32:09Let's go.
32:31We can go.
32:32I don't know anything else.
32:36Hmm?
32:41Best here.
32:45Can he move it?
33:06Yes, I knew you can stay away. Hey, listen, we will not vanish without a fight.
33:14We're going to survive. Today, we celebrate our Independence Day.
33:22Bill Pullman, Independence Day.
33:27We're out of mac and cheese.
33:32I had to pick up some shifts now that I'm unemployed.
33:37So sorry to hear about you leaving, really.
33:40Thought you'd make it all the way to the baked bean supper. Magical time.
33:45The invalid is this way.
33:52Isn't it funny? Even brisket loves bacon.
33:59Georgie, Dr. Martin is here to save you.
34:01Hey, Dad.
34:02Oh, what happened here, George?
34:05I had a tussle with the greasy floor, and the floor won.
34:08I can see.
34:10You want me to do your toast for me?
34:11It looks like just a sprain.
34:14So I need you to stay off of it for a few days, keep it elevated, and apply ice, and
34:17I'm going to show you how to wrap it up.
34:19Okay, everybody, welcome back. We're on minute three. Just waiting for my mac and cheese.
34:25That girl is a star.
34:30And then we check on the potatoes.
34:31I love mac and cheese.
34:34I love mac and cheese.
35:29If only I could be invisible right now.
35:31I love mac and cheese.
35:32Who said you have mac and cheese?
35:34Some of my friends, all of my friends. But it's not true. I want to be with you. I love
35:40you so much. I even love my boobs, because you gave them to me.
35:44You gave him boobs, too? Mine better be bigger.
35:48They are, darling, so much bigger.
35:50No way. Not the way we went at it.
35:52Oh, my God.
35:55Bastard.
36:04Gilbert. Gilbert. Gilbert.
36:09Gilbert.
36:18Oh.
36:22Gilbert.
36:26Breathe.
36:28Breathe.
36:30Hey, Doc, are you OK?
36:32Fine.
36:33Are you sure?
36:34Yes.
36:36OK.
36:38You're the Doc.
36:41Um.
36:43Sorry, I'm going to come in, I think, because, yeah,
36:46I'm coming in.
36:48Oh, my God.
36:49Are you OK?
36:50What?
36:52What is happening?
36:54Are you having a heart attack?
36:55OK.
36:56A nervous breakdown?
36:57What?
36:58What?
36:58Tell me.
36:59Tell me.
37:01Blood.
37:02The blood?
37:03All right.
37:04What about it?
37:10Does blood freak you out?
37:13But you're a doctor.
37:17OK.
37:18All right.
37:21Do you want to hold Teddy?
37:26You do.
37:28Just one second.
37:28One second.
37:32OK.
37:36OK.
37:40Wow.
37:41Doctor who's afraid of blood.
37:45See how that could narrow your options?
37:46Excuse me.
37:47One second.
37:50All right.
37:54You know, um, in case you're interested, Dr. Reese, you would let me bandage wounds and take blood.
38:08Just if you decide to stay, I could be really helpful to you.
38:15Can you hurry up, please?
38:17One darn minute!
38:23I know that it might not seem like it, but I'm very good at keeping secrets.
38:45You all right there?
38:48Yeah.
38:49Yeah.
38:50Yeah.
38:50I'm OK.
38:51Are you?
39:04Take two.
39:08I guess I was a little over served.
39:15I'm assuming you have someone to drive you home, so, you know, maybe a breath mint and have a nice
39:22life.
39:23Truth is, I've been covering it up pretty well, but this breakup's really messed me up.
39:29I've loved Louisa since I was 12 years old. She's perfect.
39:33Nobody's perfect. Focus on the bad things, the irritating habits, the quarrel, some lingering resentment.
39:39No, no. I'm telling you, Doc, she is perfect. She's kind. She's patient. She's supportive.
39:46The only main thing that she's ever done is break up with...
39:58I'm never gonna get over this, Doc.
40:08I can't believe I danced to I Will Survive. How lame is that?
40:12It's incredibly lame.
40:14Lame!
40:18Love does make you do some crazy things.
40:21Yes. Getting that impression.
40:32Thank you. Thank you.
40:36That was somewhat horrific.
40:37Thank you, Doc.
40:41You really helped me, man.
40:45I did?
40:46Yeah.
40:49Wait, so you're really leaving us?
40:51Much to everyone's great relief, I'm sure.
40:55Well, not everyone.
40:57The way I see it, we need a doctor and you need patients.
41:01We don't all gotta love each other, do we?
41:08Let me get you some water.
41:12Let me get you some water.
41:13Okay.
43:14No. Go. Leave.
43:44No. Go. Go. Go.
43:46Go. Go. Go.
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