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17:08Come on, grab me another one for sure.
17:10Guy's pulling out his own tooth.
17:16Oh, yeah.
17:18Look, he swallowed it.
17:47Hey.
17:51Sorry I'm late.
17:54Shane knocked over the scaffold.
17:58Okay.
18:00Hmm.
18:13Shit.
18:15It's June 5th this Saturday.
18:17Okay, and?
18:22And?
18:25June.
18:26June 5th.
18:28Our anniversary.
18:30Oh, shit.
18:32God.
18:33Oh, I'm sorry.
18:36I didn't plan anything.
18:38I did, though.
18:41We're going to the Juniper.
18:43Okay.
18:45A fun little splurge.
18:59You okay, hon?
19:00Mm-hmm.
19:01Mm-hmm.
19:13Mm-hmm.
19:14You need to sleep.
19:16Yeah, that's not really my fault.
19:18I know.
19:19I know.
19:20I wasn't impressed by what I was saying.
19:22You know, we could just not go to the Juniper and save some money, you know?
19:29I know.
19:29I mean, we promised ourselves we'd always go on our anniversary, babe.
19:32I know.
19:32I just am saying we could celebrate at home.
19:35Mm-hmm.
19:35I need a break, Amanda.
19:37I work my fucking arse off.
19:38We both do.
19:39I'm not saying you don't.
19:40I'm not...
19:42But I sleep all the time.
19:44And I'm just a teacher.
19:46Oh, just a teacher.
19:47I see where we're going now.
19:48I'm doing manual labor.
19:49But that doesn't necessarily mean that I'm not actually making some kind of money.
19:53You work hard, Amanda.
19:53We both work hard.
19:54Nobody is disputing that.
19:55I'm just saying that now that we're free, don't you want to have fun in our free time?
19:59You know?
20:01Babe?
20:02Oh, shit.
20:07Babe?
20:09Babe?
20:09Sweetheart, can you hear me?
20:11Okay, babe?
20:12Babe, we're gonna get you to the hospital, okay?
20:14Wait, wait, wait, wait!
20:17Oh, shit.
20:26What happened?
20:27What happened?
20:28Why are you driving so fast?
20:29Don't...
20:30I'm not...
20:30Chill.
20:30Slow down.
20:32What's wrong?
20:34Oh, my God.
20:35Oh, God.
20:37I understand.
20:38Wow, that must have been so frightening, you guys.
20:41Yeah.
20:42Oh.
20:44The good news is, there's no malfunction, Amanda.
20:48But...
20:49Did you not just... she blacked out?
20:52Yeah, it was...
20:53I thought she was dead.
20:53It's because you passed outside the coverage area.
20:58But you said that you'd check the map.
21:00I did check the map.
21:01I looked it up and it said it was within range.
21:03Uh-uh-uh.
21:04What happened was, we are upgrading some of our towers.
21:10And the ones in Palmer County are on the new bandwidth,
21:15which is part of an exciting change to Rivermine service.
21:21What do you... what do you mean, change?
21:22From Monday, we are introducing Rivermine Plus.
21:30Plus.
21:30A new subscription tier that has extended coverage, okay?
21:36So it makes great use of those upgraded towers.
21:39I'm gonna show you.
21:40Stand by.
21:42Good.
21:42Here we go.
21:43All right, look at this. This is it.
21:45As you can see, we will be extending our coverage
21:48all over North America.
21:50So we can travel?
21:51Yeah.
21:52Yes, if you upgrade, then absolutely you can travel.
21:55And if we don't?
21:56Then you just stay within your existing coverage range.
22:00So you're saying that we have to upgrade to Plus
22:04if we want to leave the county?
22:07Right. Yeah.
22:08That's not what you said when we signed up.
22:10You said it was just gonna roll out everywhere.
22:11Yes, it is. With Rivermine Plus, that's what this is.
22:15This is the roll out.
22:16How much is the... how much is the Plus?
22:17So, it is $500 a month on top of the existing package,
22:23so $800 in total.
22:26800 bucks a month?
22:27Yeah.
22:28We can't afford that.
22:29That's not... we can't...
22:30You don't have to worry about that.
22:31I mean, if you choose not to upgrade,
22:33you'll just stay on Rivermine Common.
22:36Common?
22:37And you will continue to enjoy experiencing
22:41the services that you already have
22:42at the current price point.
22:50You okay, darling?
22:51It's nearly 8 o'clock.
22:52Won't you be late?
22:53Yeah.
22:54I swear I'm sleeping more.
22:56Which was a life goal,
22:58but this isn't like normal sleep.
23:02There's like an electronic whistling in my head.
23:06You want a coffee?
23:08Yes, please, God.
23:09Yes, thank you.
23:13Have you tried espresso grande?
23:15The beans are roasted slow and long
23:18for a richer, smoother taste.
23:20Can't say that I have.
23:23Can't say that you have what?
23:24Tried espresso grande.
23:27Is that what this is?
23:28Well, that's just our usual shit.
23:31Hmm.
23:33So why did you bring an espresso grande?
23:36I didn't.
23:37Wait, what?
23:38Sh, fucking Shane.
23:40Fucking Shane's there.
23:43Ah, yeah, yeah.
23:44See you later.
23:46Mwah.
23:52So, at the hive,
23:53the bees pass the nectar between themselves
23:56until it's gooey,
23:57and then they push it into the wax chamber
24:00until it becomes...
24:02Anyone?
24:03Bobby.
24:04It becomes honey.
24:05That's right.
24:06Honey.
24:09Kids love honey.
24:10That's why parents love honey nugs.
24:12Whole green chunks covered in golden Tupelo honey.
24:16The sweetest way to start your day.
24:18Honey nugs from Didda.
24:21And can anyone tell me something with honey in it?
24:26Mickey.
24:27Honey nugs.
24:28Honey what?
24:29Honey nugs.
24:30What are...
24:31What are those?
24:32The sweetest way to start your day.
24:36Okay, if you say so.
24:39Anyone else?
24:40Bye-bye.
24:41Bye.
24:44Bye, sweetie.
24:45See you tomorrow.
24:46Hey Oscar, what's up?
24:48I'm kinda quiet today.
24:49You okay?
24:50Well, Mom says we have to move out
24:53to get away from Dad.
24:56Oh, well...
24:59You know your mom must have a very good reason
25:01to even think about saying something like that.
25:04Yeah, Dad gets mad all the time.
25:07It must be really scary.
25:09Yeah, but he says it's Mom's fault.
25:12I don't wanna go.
25:13Oh...
25:14I hear you, Oscar.
25:18Listen...
25:18Sometimes we have to do things that we don't wanna do.
25:22But...
25:22They turn out for the best.
25:25Mm-hmm.
25:26And the truth is...
25:28Families that stay together bask in the glow of Christ's heart.
25:32For more information on faith-based family counseling,
25:35visit Christ'sHeart.com.
25:38Okay.
25:41Have a good day.
25:42Have a good day.
25:51Long day?
25:54Yeah.
25:57Too long for a happy accident?
26:01Fuck no.
26:03Mmm.
26:05Mmm.
26:06Mmm.
26:08Mmm.
26:08Mm-hmm.
26:15Mmm...
26:16Mmm.
26:19Mmm.
26:19Ridesmooth.
26:21With Thirst Trap Lube.
26:22Mmm.
26:23Available in six flavors.
26:26Mmm.
26:26None of them vanilla.
26:27Mmm.
26:28Mmm.
26:29What did you say?
26:31What?
26:33What did you just say?
26:34I didn't say anything.
26:36No, I mean, when you were just talking about lube.
26:39Well, I don't need lube.
26:42Huh?
26:43Why did you just say, ride smooth with the strap lube?
26:49Well, I didn't say that.
26:52Yeah, you did. Yeah, you did, just now.
26:53I know the kind of sex stuff that I say, I would never say that.
26:59Oh.
27:00No, no, sorry.
27:03Fuck if I was killed.
27:10Hoping for a hard time?
27:12Try Manville erectile dysfunction gel.
27:15Side effects may include high blood pressure and suicidal ideation.
27:21What?
27:23Oh, yeah, that's a commercial message.
27:28Jesus Christ.
27:29As in an advertisement?
27:31It's something that we are trialing as a part of the evolution of our service.
27:35You must be in one of our test cells. Let me just check and see.
27:39So, you're running ads through me?
27:43You're, like, giving me, like, commercial fucking Tourettes?
27:47Okay, not all the customers appreciate the messages.
27:49Ads.
27:50Those are ads.
27:51Yeah.
27:52Not messages. Ads.
27:53They are designed to be contextually relevant to the situation that you're in.
27:58So, they will stand out less in a conversation.
28:01They will be less intrusive.
28:03That makes them worse.
28:03What's your next little trick?
28:04You gotta make my asshole whistle jingles?
28:07No, that's not part of our development cycle.
28:08Can we opt out of this shit?
28:10Of course you can.
28:11Yeah.
28:11All you need to do...
28:12Is upgrade to River of My Impulse.
28:14That is right, Amanda.
28:16Upgrade.
28:17We can't afford that.
28:18You people are sick.
28:25Hot new fall Nikes.
28:27Just $200.
28:28Now, at Foot Locker.
28:33Amanda?
28:34A quick work?
28:39Sorry, um, wait.
28:40She said I said what?
28:42What I just told you.
28:43She says that you recommended Christian family counseling to her son.
28:48And, uh, well listen, she's pissed.
28:50Right?
28:51God.
28:52Like...
28:52I mean, I said it doesn't sound like something that you'd say.
28:57I didn't think that was happening during school hours.
29:00Shit.
29:01You didn't think what would happen?
29:03Feeling over the hill.
29:04Don't panic.
29:05There's hope for you.
29:07Find your mature match at Silver Swans.
29:10Exclusive dating for the over 50.
29:14I'm 49.
29:15What?
29:16And, uh, what the fuck are you talking about?
29:21She said if I can't stop doing it, that they're gonna have to let me go.
29:27What?
29:28I mean, she can't fire you.
29:30What choice do they have?
29:31I can't be around kids.
29:37Amanda.
29:40You know, if you lose your job, we're gonna struggle to even cover our common subscription.
29:45I know.
29:54We'll work it out.
29:56We'll do something.
29:58I'll do something.
30:00You know me.
30:00I'm sorry.
30:02I don't know.
30:50I don't know.
31:09I don't know.
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31:18Hi, Mike. It's Gaynor from Rivermine. How are you this morning?
31:21Hello? Yes. Yes. Yes, thank God.
31:24You got my payment.
31:26Yeah.
31:26So can you flick a switch or whatever?
31:28We are processing your Rivermine Plus upgrade now.
31:31How long does it take to kick in?
31:33Should be pretty much instant.
31:35Okay, great.
31:35Ketchup, mustard, and...
31:37While I have you, would you like to hear about exciting plans...
31:41Fuck no.
31:42Hey, babe.
31:43Hey.
31:45Hey.
31:45Okay, so you're officially on Rivermine Plus.
31:50What?
31:50Yeah, I had a bit more left over from my overtime and stuff, so I just made an upgrade.
31:58Yeah, okay.
31:59No more ads?
32:00No more ads.
32:01No more ads.
32:03And, hey, now with the location restrictions off, next anniversary, we can go back to the
32:09tube.
32:10Oh.
32:12I wish you could afford it.
32:13I'll make sure we can afford it.
32:16Okay.
32:17Yeah.
32:21Love you.
32:22I love you.
32:39Hey, Oscar.
32:41Listen, I just...
32:42Mom said not to speak to you anymore.
32:45Okay.
32:46I'm sorry.
32:48Can you tell your mom I'm...
32:49You're not supposed to listen to you either.
32:51Hey, Oscar, why don't you come with me?
32:53Yeah.
32:59Okay, guys.
33:00Uh, just got 20 more bucks to reach our target.
33:04And I will put my laws in this posture.
33:10No, I'm not going to put it on my dick.
33:13Not doing that either.
33:16Mask stays on.
33:22Fuck.
33:31Okay.
33:33How about, uh, how about these guys?
33:36How about for $90?
33:37I'll put the fucking mouth strap on my tongue.
33:55I'm sorry.
33:58I'll put it on my tongue.
34:04I'm sorry.
34:07I'm sorry.
34:17How long have I been asleep like 12 hours what mm-hmm Jesus my goddess of
34:30holidays thank God what's wrong with you mm-hmm bit my tone why am I sleeping longer as a part
34:46of our
34:46last firmware update we did extend the sleep time a little bit to 12 hours a night well everyone can
34:54use a little extra rest right that's not restful though like I'm not dreaming I wake up tired it
35:02doesn't feel like actual sleep oh well that's because it's sleep mode sleep mode yeah while
35:11you're in sleep mode our servers are harnessing your spare processing capabilities to help with
35:18the overall workload so you're using my brain to power the server shouldn't it be the other way
35:27around well it is except for when you're in sleep mode you can kind of think of it like
35:33giving back to the grid why do I have to give back to the grid why pay for fucking plus
35:40it's supposed
35:40to be better than common it's better than common seriously if you were still on common my god you
35:46would be looking at sleeping at like up to 16 hours a night and with ads I mean I mean
35:51I'd be happy to
35:51drop you back down a tier no or you could move up to our exciting new tier it's actually the
35:59reason
35:59that we have extended sleep mode for our non-premium users more premium users well plus is actually now
36:07standard but it is better than common and this new tier it is ultra premium we call it
36:17river mind lux if you could just turn your attention to the monitor take a look here right
36:28ever since my fatal liposuction procedure river mind has been a lifesaver and now there's something
36:34even better river mind lux river mind lux doesn't just keep your brain running it heightens your senses
36:40meaning sights sounds flavors even the feeling of this breeze in fact all physical sensations are simply
36:49more sensational than ever and you're in charge dial it up or dial it down take control of your mood
37:01with the river mind app
37:03and with the exclusive river mind lux ability browser you can use skills and attributes sourced from
37:09other river mind users so if you thought you couldn't do parkour think again river mind lux it's life but
37:19not
37:19as you know it so uh if i could have you back over here that was pretty cool right great
37:31how much does it cost it's just an additional
37:35one thousand dollars a month oh sweetheart you'll want to watch your head that we can't we can
37:42barely afford what we're paying now i know we understand that lux is a real vip package
37:50so if you don't choose to subscribe to the full-time package we actually have temporary boosters
37:57for like a few hours or a few days no so maybe if you have a special occasion amanda we're
38:05not interested
38:06okay thank you i understand that how much are those booster packs
38:11for like a few days
38:13so
38:13so
38:28I don't know.
38:46No, I'm not going to put one of my bunny ears up my ale.
39:26Let's make this fucking quick.
39:33All good?
39:35You feeling okay?
39:36Uh-huh.
39:37Yep.
39:38Free to roam.
39:39Okay!
39:41It's better than that.
39:43What do you mean?
39:44Check the glove box.
39:52That's 12 hours the river mine looks.
39:55You're gonna have a very good time.
39:58Mike, come on, we can't afford this.
40:01I know, I know, I know.
40:02It's one weekend.
40:04I want you to enjoy it.
40:07In fact, I order you to.
40:16Yeah, that's it.
40:16You just scratch it, and then you look at the code, and that activates it.
40:25Okay, I put the app on your phone, and then you just dial up your pleasure.
40:35With this?
40:36Mm-hmm.
40:38That's it.
40:43Oh, wow.
40:45You feel it?
40:57Hi.
40:58I like your truck.
41:00Oh.
41:09Your hair feels so nice.
41:12Yeah, yours feel nice.
41:13Like, extra, extra nice.
41:15Two juniper products.
41:17Oh!
41:21Cheers.
41:22Three, two, one.
41:25You're in.
41:28Oh, my God.
41:32It's exactly how I remember it.
41:34That is...
41:34Oh, that's poignant.
41:36That is just...
41:37That's fucking amazing.
41:45Oh, look at him.
41:47Oh, look, %uh.
41:48Oh,rès.
41:49You're beautiful.
41:51Babe?
41:53Mon.
41:54Mon.
41:55Mon,something.
41:58Mm-hmm.
41:59I miss.
42:02It's more than just a dream come true.
42:07Everything I do is out of love and you
42:14La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la
42:22Do, do, do, do, do
42:29Ah, ah, ah, ah
42:32Ah, ah
42:34You don't need to do all that for me, baby
42:37Feels so good
42:41Ah, ah
42:42It's just, it's, it sounds like you're exaggerating a little bit
42:46Oh, I'm not
42:46Oh, this skin feels so fucking good
42:49Yeah
42:50Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah
42:56Maybe we can just dial it down a little bit
42:58Just literally, ah
43:00No, no, no, not right now, not right now
43:02No, no.
43:02Okay.
43:03All right.
43:04Ah!
43:05Ah!
43:06Oh, Jesus Christ,
43:07James, I'm gonna let you take another breather for a sec.
43:10Okay, okay.
43:11Ah!
43:14Ah!
43:15Ah!
43:16Ah!
43:18Ah!
43:19Ah!
43:20Ah!
43:21Ah!
43:21Ah!
43:22Ah!
43:23Ah!
43:23Ah!
43:23Ah!
43:23Ah!
43:23Ah!
43:24Ah!
43:27Ah!
43:29Ah!
43:38Oh, Jesus.
43:40Babe.
43:43Babe.
43:44It's 11 a.m.
43:48Gotta check out.
43:52I guess Lux is over then.
43:54Mm-hmm.
43:55Mm-hmm.
43:56Mm.
43:57Mm.
43:58Mm.
43:59Mm.
43:59Mm.
43:59Mm.
44:00Mm.
44:01Mm.
44:01Mm.
44:02Mm.
44:08Jack.
44:10Mm.
44:13Mm.
44:15Mm.
44:25Mm.
44:27Mm.
44:39Hey!
44:42Mikey!
44:43Hey, if you're going to live by the sword, you're going to die by it, man.
44:46Hey!
44:47Hey!
44:47Holy fuck.
44:48Hey, just chill, man.
44:51Hey, just chill, man.
44:55Well, it's not so funny.
44:57Is that not funny now?
44:59Come on, funny man.
45:00Give us a fucking giggle.
45:01Let him die.
45:04You're a fucking psycho.
45:05Don't fucking speak.
45:07Pitch-tricking motherfucker.
45:15What the fuck are you doing?
45:18What the fuck are you doing?
45:19Back up!
45:19Back up!
45:21Back up!
45:26Back up!
45:28You're home early.
45:29Mm-hmm.
45:32What's wrong?
45:35Mike?
45:40Come on, you're scaring me.
45:49i just got fired what but you've worked there for 10 years
45:58how what did you they can't just fire you don't want to talk about it you get fired and you
46:04don't
46:04want to talk about it yeah i don't want to talk about it wait so how do we
46:11i don't what do we how do we um how will we pay for a river mine plus
46:19i don't know i can't start running ads again they won't let me back in school
46:29well um you know what we'll go to river mind and we'll just plead our case huh they won't listen
46:35because we're we're loyal customers yeah she knows us she yeah i mean it's been it's been a long time
46:44we pay on time we have to listen right yeah
46:51i am afraid not you know given a little time i'm sure i will just get another job an uber
46:59postmates
47:00or whatever great yes that's great and when you do we will reinstate your full subscription uh i'll lose
47:09my job if uh if i can't get back on plus sorry plus is actually now standing please we are
47:17good
47:17customers and we're just asking for a little bit of credit so we can have time to get back on
47:21our feet
47:22i understand your circumstances i do but the system won't even let me input it
47:26not even if i try like my hands are tied don't make us use the baby money
47:31there's there's still baby money i mean not fucking much but yeah you didn't tell me let's not
47:38use it because if we use it then that's it that's it what's the point i'm not just giving in
47:43are you trying to get pregnant is that what i'm yes you are i mean
47:49we haven't been trying very hard lately but hoping for a happy accident okay but you're not
47:55pregnant now why are you asking pregnancy cost extra when you're pregnant it just alters the brain
48:04there are cortical shifts and changes to the ventral striata it's a lot for your brain to process when
48:12you're pregnant like literally so it's ninety dollars a month oh fuck you
48:29oh
49:05hey uh we're here for the crib
49:12i'll get it
49:21good luck with the baby we're not having a baby then why'd you want the crib
49:27well we're setting it on fire for a music video
49:58good luck with the crib
50:01hey hey baby
50:10hey how you doing sleepyhead
50:16happy anniversary
50:18do you remember
50:21happy anniversary
50:22come with me please
50:41i could only afford 30 minutes
50:44oh mike
50:46oh mike how did you even pay for this
50:48don't worry about it
50:52you told me you weren't going to do any more
50:54tooth stuff
50:55no no it's just
50:57it's just a private buyer later on it's dumb dummies but it's a specialist thing don't even think about
51:06i'm just going to slide your serenity up to max
51:31i'm just going to slide your serenity up to max
51:36i think it's time
51:45i think it's time
51:57i don't think you broke here for a rule
52:13do it when i'm not here
52:30there we go
52:35you're comfy
52:36i love you
52:43i love you too
52:44i don't think it's going to be a little bit
53:13are you filled with dread
53:14i love you
53:15i love you
53:16it's not so cold
53:19i love you
53:21no
53:22no
53:22no
53:22no
53:23no
53:24no
53:24no
53:25no
53:25no
53:25no
53:29no
53:39no
53:40no
53:40no
53:40no
53:47Oh, my God.
54:15Oh, my God.
54:49Oh, my God.
55:38Oh, my God.
55:41Oh, my God.
56:15Oh, my God.
56:45Oh, my God.
57:15Oh, my God.
57:41Oh, my God.
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