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01:01طبعا من خلال مرحبا
01:31نسمتها الجنة
01:32لم يسرونها برائها جدا
01:35إنها تصنعها فقط
01:36شهك مقرر على مجردة في عشر
01:38وما لو أنها افضلنا نحن بشكل محن لدينا
01:42أحسنًا
01:42نعطيه شبابه لانه لنسلسل
01:44وحنًا
01:45نعمًا
01:45نعمًا
01:45نعمًا
01:46نعمًا
01:46نعمًا احضرنا بنافئة جديدة
01:47لن اخذ او تحديث ان تحديث عن ميوني
01:58نعمًا
01:59نعمًا
01:59نعمًا
02:00سياري
02:01الحصوي
02:03لا
02:03I'd like to have a DJ and dancing and a smoke machine
02:07and about two hours into the party
02:08I want there to be a moment where I see Jimmy Jr. across the room
02:12and her pull toward each other
02:13we meet under the disco ball
02:15and we kiss until our bodies and souls become one
02:19oh god
02:19and it's my first kiss
02:21and it's perfect
02:22and I'll remember it forever
02:24sad
02:25wow
02:26you really put some thought into it
02:28that uh sounds expensive
02:31And I could do without the kissing Pesto's kid part
02:33Oh, it's okay
02:35I guess I wasn't meant to have a good life
02:37Bob, a word, now
02:39Not now
02:39Now
02:40All right
02:41You want to kiss Jimmy Pesto Jr.?
02:43Yes, a lot, many times
02:45I can help you
02:46I'll be your kissing coordinator
02:48It's my birthday present to you
02:49Yeah, I think I know how to kiss
02:53Do ya?
02:53You think you know how to kiss?
02:55You know how to lock lips?
02:56Do ya?
02:57You think you know what it feels like to kiss a man to ya?
02:59لا تتف商 تكون رهنما السلس Tab والأوو
03:03اشتاء عاوية تتصمت ركعار الشيطان
03:05اشتاب عاوية فيها عاكة
03:07لا تعلم بهافر حيزم على نهre
03:09عاوية
03:10ممتThank you
03:13ت jun토
03:14قلبيhand
03:14ممت فيها
03:14ممت SERike الله تأ ski
03:17قبل كار صاني
03:18في الممكن لأننا ب devote Whatever Counaling
03:25تساسеди
03:28تلك اليوم
03:29محسنة
03:31بسيق فشوتر امتع محسنة في الهيطان
03:36ومحسن
03:36انه في الهيطان
03:38نعم
03:38نعم
03:38هم
03:42لماذا نحن هنا في الهيطان
03:44احبتت معيك يدعني اطفال اترهي
03:49احبت الهيطان
03:50احبت احبت الهيطان
03:51محسن محسن
03:53اعلمنا نحن نتحدث عن هذا المحسن
03:55ولكنك فل نحن نحن فقط يمكن ان اخبرنا
03:56وقت مجدداً للمشارك الشيخ هذا المنطقة
03:59سأتكون هناك في الوقت
04:03سأتكون هذا مجدداً مع شيء؟
04:06لا
04:08احبتحه بالطبع الانعبار السفل
04:11سأتكون
04:12سأتكون
04:13مجدداً
04:14ما يجب أن أعطيك للمشارك الشيخ
04:17و لكن أعطيك للمشارك
04:19لأعطي بعض الأمور
04:21في أي من من مجموعة مني
04:24من العمل لاوبiende
04:28لديك الحظ
04:29Oh
04:30So for the next week I'll be driving a taxi cab
04:34To pay for Tina's party
04:35And I'll be wearing this hat
04:36Cool
04:37Cool hat or job
04:39Thank you dad
04:40This party is gonna sizzle
04:44Stop it
04:45Wait wait
04:45Bobby when are you gonna have time to drive a cab
04:48Well I'll work the full day of the restaurant Lynn
04:50Then I'll go drive the cab from 10pm to 6am
04:53Oh Bob
04:54Alright alright
04:56Wait why do you have to wear a hat
04:57Just let this be fun for me
04:59Dad you won't regret this
05:01When I kiss Jimmy Jr. under the disco ball
05:03It'll be like we're all kissing Jimmy Jr. under the disco ball
05:06I call first
05:07Really
05:08Well if I'm gonna kiss him I don't wanna go after you guys
05:11I'll go last I'm fine with that
05:13We're not kissing Jimmy Jr.
05:15Yes we are
05:21That's 10 pieces of gum Tina
05:23Chew
05:23Chew
05:24A kiss is like a fight with mouths
05:27And time
05:29I'm gonna destroy this kiss
05:31I'm gonna destroy this kiss
05:34Not yet
05:35There's my Johnny 2 jobs
05:37Making money for the dream birthday party
05:40Oh okay off into the night I go
05:42Bobby be safe out there
05:44And make chit chat
05:45You'll get more tips
05:46Yeah and keep the meter running
05:48Watch out for pukers
05:49Stay away from route 1
05:50It's bumper to bumper all the way to the interstate
05:52Tina huh
05:53How did you know that?
05:54I like traffic updates
05:55Why?
05:56I like when they say bumper to bumper
05:59Bumper to bumper?
06:00Ah
06:00Wow
06:01Yeah
06:02Alright bye
06:08Stupid beaded seat cover
06:11Yeah
06:12Oh
06:13Okay
06:14I get it
06:17FM
06:19Nice
06:29Hey guess what
06:30You're my first bear
06:31Oh no
06:33No
06:34Oh
06:36Oh
07:05Where to ladies?
07:06Fourth thing ocean doll
07:07Thanks for stopping
07:09Most cabbies are too brutish to pick us up
07:11And that's because you are
07:17Fabulous
07:19It's true
07:20Well you're clearly fabulous
07:22Yes
07:23Eyes on the road mister
07:24Yeah stop staring at us
07:26This ain't no library
07:27Don't fall in love mister cab driver
07:29You can't afford us
07:30Hey who's picking up who here
07:33Hey don't worry ladies
07:35I'm kidding
07:36I'm a married man
07:38So am I
07:42Now Tina
07:43Anyone can tie a cherry stem with their tongue
07:45Let's see what you can do with this banana peel
07:47Get it in there
07:50Bobby
07:50Good morning
07:52You home
07:53Yeah
07:54Guess who learned a lot about transvestites last night
07:57I was only on that website for like two seconds
08:00What?
08:01No
08:01I was talking about me
08:02I picked up a group of transvestite hookers
08:04Who showed me a side of this town
08:06I never knew existed
08:07And Gene
08:08You're banned from the computer for two days
08:09After what I saw
08:10I'm fine with that
08:11We're her transvestite hooker
08:13Bob
08:14I'm not sure this is appropriate breakfast conversation
08:16I guess you're right
08:18Maybe at least you just think
08:22Gene honey
08:23I think he's sleeping
08:24I have to go to school
08:26Shh
08:27Just hold still
08:28Ew
08:28Is this drool or sweat?
08:31It's both
08:31Your father is a very moist sleeper
08:33Aw
08:35Look at my two boys
08:37Nice
08:37Oh a bow
08:39Let's put that on dad's head
08:40There's your transvestite
08:42Get the camera
08:46I'm having a birthday party this Saturday
08:48It's co-ed
08:49Because I'm becoming a woman
08:51Co-ed?
08:52My hands just got clammy
08:53Hey Jimmy Jr
08:55Hi Tina
08:56This is an invitation to my birthday party
08:59Hey I notice you have an RCP to my party yet
09:02Um I need to ask my dad for permission
09:04Can I let you know later?
09:06Sure okay
09:09But
09:09But
09:16Lifting up the screen of the night
09:20Look down
09:21Feel around
09:23Don't know what I do to get by
09:24Pulling down the pace of the night
09:29Don't laugh
09:30It's not right
09:31To make fun of the night
09:38Oh how you holding up Bob?
09:40Good
09:41I mean I'm tired
09:43Then um
09:44I might be a pimp
09:45You're gonna need a bigger hat
09:47Well you're still father of the year
09:48Tina's party's gonna be amazing
09:51I got a disco ball
09:52And streamers
09:54It's gonna be like Buckingham Palace
09:56Yeah
09:56Studio 54
09:57Those are two very different examples
10:00Well you get the idea
10:02You know
10:02It's a party
10:03So is Tina happy?
10:04Uh she'll be happier once Jimmy Jr. RSVPs
10:08She's over at Pesto's right now to see if he'll come
10:10I told her to show some skin
10:14So how'd it go?
10:16Oh
10:17Jimmy Jr. isn't coming to my birthday party even though he wants to because his dad won't let him
10:21All because our dads hate each other
10:23Oh sorry Tina
10:25I'll never know how soft Jimmy Jr.'s lips are
10:28My guess is they're pretty soft
10:30Like uh like a kitty cat's tummy
10:33Gene stop
10:33Without Jimmy Jr. I don't want to have a party
10:37Hey
10:38Your father's been working very hard for this party young lady
10:41It's going to happen
10:43Right Bob?
10:46I'll re-frost it
10:48It's still good
10:49Mmm
10:49Oh it's delicious
10:50No
10:56Tina honey
10:57Your father's been working as you know what
10:59Off driving a cab to pay for this
11:00Yeah and we've rented the smoke machine
11:02So this party is definitely happening
11:03You've been working your you know what off?
11:06I've been working my ass off
11:07Night and day trading
11:10Louise take it easy
11:11Do you know what she was like when I started working with her?
11:14She was a sick joke
11:15Now look at her
11:16Incoming
11:18Bob you gotta go talk some sense into Jimmy Pesto
11:21This isn't fair
11:22Fine
11:24Hey Bob
11:25You look like crap
11:27Nice
11:28Yeah that was funny
11:29Look Jimmy
11:30My daughter Tina said that Jimmy Jr. isn't allowed to go to her birthday party
11:34Whatever issues we have shouldn't matter
11:36Just please let Jimmy Jr. go
11:38Okay
11:39Okay
11:39You know it's gonna cost you right?
11:41Oh god
11:42Yeah you see Bob
11:43I'm a collector of rare and exotic trophies
11:47Well that's pathetic
11:48And you have something I want to add to my collection
11:51Your mustache
11:53Your bushy
11:54Robust
11:55Filthy
11:56Eyesore
11:57Of a mustache
11:58What are you talking about?
12:00I want you to shave your mustache
12:02And bring it over in a baggie
12:03And I'll pin it on the wall
12:04What?
12:05Why?
12:05As a trophy
12:07Trophies
12:07Well I'm not giving you my mustache
12:09Well I'm not giving you Jimmy Jr. then
12:11This is crazy
12:12Just let him go to my daughter's party
12:14If you want a bag of hair so bad
12:16Why don't you just pick it out of the food you serve here?
12:19Kaboom
12:20How dare you
12:21No stache
12:23No bash
12:25So what'd he say honey?
12:27Are these lips gonna see any playing time?
12:30Yeah Jimmy Jr. kind of a party?
12:32No Tina I'm sorry he's not
12:34What happened?
12:35You two couldn't work it out?
12:37No we couldn't work it out Linda
12:38He said the only way he'll let Jimmy Jr. go is if I shave my mustache and give it to
12:43him
12:43So Jimmy Jr. can come to my party?
12:45What?
12:45No Tina
12:46But if all you have to do is shave your mustache then he can come
12:50Yeah it sounds to me like you just said that Jimmy Jr. can come
12:53That's what I heard
12:54Done deal
12:55I'm not shaving my mustache
12:57It's my mustache
12:59Hey no watch it
13:00You know Bobby you're just as handsome without the mustache
13:03Kind of
13:04So that's what we should show our kids Lynn
13:06That it's okay to negotiate with terrorists
13:08I'd drive a cab every night for the rest of my life for my kids
13:11But I'm not letting Jimmy Pesto humiliate me
13:14You're the most selfish father of the world
13:17Oh Bob
13:18Good night
13:21You can't shave it
13:23Bob it's glorious
13:24Oh I miss having a mustache
13:26Miss it
13:28Honey news flash
13:29I can see it from here
13:30You can see it from space
13:32Stop it Cha Cha
13:33I will thumb your eyeballs out of your skull
13:36Hey
13:36Hey come on
13:37Glitter
13:38You're
13:38I happen to like the way your upper lip looks
13:41Thank you Prince Valiant
13:42Your shift's almost over right Bobby?
13:45Yeah it is
13:46Why don't you join us for a beer?
13:48Yeah
13:48We'll throw back a few beers and smoke some crack
13:51Crack?
13:52Just the beer then
13:57What is that?
13:58Oof
13:59Your breath
13:59I know
14:00Bobby listen
14:01All right I talked to Tina
14:03I told her how hard you've been working
14:05And she agreed to come to the party tonight
14:07For a few minutes
14:08Something
14:09What party?
14:11Bob you're delirious
14:12Shh
14:12You are
14:13You're drunk
14:14I may or may not have tried crack
14:18Okay
14:18Last night
14:19I don't think I did
14:20But if I did
14:21I liked it
14:22Okay Bobby
14:24Listen go take a nap and I'll watch the restaurant please
14:27Take off your clothes
14:28Bobby
14:28I gotta go to bed
14:30Bobby
14:30I don't want to do this
14:31Stop it
14:32Get your hands off me
14:33Sick idiot
14:34Such a freak
14:35Pull it together
14:38I'm like an animal
14:39Keep your voice down
14:41I'm a King Kong
14:42Unbelievable
14:43I gotta go to bed
14:44Good night
14:45Go get me special pillow
14:47Hurry
14:47Hurry
14:51Hey sleepy bear
14:52What time is it?
14:54How much longer till the party?
14:55It started a half hour ago
14:57What?
14:58Ow
14:58Oh
14:59You let me sleep all day?
15:00Why didn't you wake me up?
15:02I tried
15:02That was not the first pickle I dropped on your face
15:05Oh
15:06The boys hate dancing
15:08And the girls won't ask the boys
15:09It's a Mexican stalemate out there
15:11Come on boys
15:13You're the peanut butter
15:14Girls
15:14You're the jelly
15:16Let's make some sandwiches
15:19Oh god
15:20Why is Mort doing magic?
15:21It's his gift to Tina
15:22Uh oh
15:23I mean
15:24Ta-da
15:26Wow
15:27Tina
15:27You look
15:28Great
15:30Maybe I can cheer her up
15:31Louise
15:32Smoke me
15:34Woohoo
15:34Tina
15:35Dance with mommy
15:39It's a party
15:40All right
15:41Did someone say party?
15:44They don't go to my school
15:45I'm sorry ladies
15:46We're close for a private party
15:48We were invited by Bob
15:50Bob
15:50You invited transvestite prostitutes
15:52To our daughter's birthday party?
15:54No
15:54Maybe
15:55This week has been kind of a blur
15:58All of you are coming to my daughter's party
16:00We're gonna have so much fun
16:02Bring whoever you want
16:04I might have thrown it out there
16:06Is this the sweet 13 party?
16:09Dad
16:09You brought all your night time friends
16:11But you won't shave your mustache
16:13To give me Jimmy Jr?
16:15Uh
16:17Where do I put my coat?
16:18Oh hey Marshmallow
16:22So Marshmallow
16:23How'd you get your name?
16:25Cause if you show me a sweet potato pie
16:27I am on top of it
16:28I knew it!
16:31Tina
16:31I know you're upset
16:33Because Jimmy Jr's not here
16:34And that there are more transvestites
16:36Than you imagined
16:37But
16:38Unless you're Jimmy Jr
16:39And you're here to kiss my lips
16:40I don't want to talk to you
16:55Come on girl
16:56It's your party!
16:58You might as well enjoy it
16:59It's like I always say
17:01When life gives you lemons
17:02Tuck em!
17:03Uh
17:03I think what my girlfriend here is trying to say is
17:06When it's time for you to blossom into a woman
17:08You can't let anything stop you
17:11Not a party
17:12Not a boy
17:13And not a town full of doctors
17:14Who refuse to remove your penis
17:16And you have a very good father baby
17:18Never forget that
17:20It's true
17:21Not many fathers would make the sacrifices
17:23Your father made
17:24To throw you this party
17:25Working two jobs
17:27The things he saw
17:28The things he smelled
17:29He deserves an award
17:37Bob!
17:38What'd you do?
17:39You lost your nose cozy
17:41Aww
17:41Bob!
17:43You made yourself ugly to save Tina's party
17:45Yes Linda
17:46This is why I didn't want to do it
17:48But you know it's worth it
17:49If it means Tina will be a happy teenager
17:53To stop staring
17:55Stop!
17:56Don't do this!
17:57I just did it
17:59You don't need to
18:00I don't want you to
18:01You know how mustaches work, right?
18:03Well
18:04Don't give it to Jimmy Pesto
18:05Well what about Jimmy Jr?
18:07Jimmy Jr.
18:08Isn't gonna make this party perfect
18:10You already have
18:11Really?
18:12I'm sorry I didn't appreciate everything you've done for me
18:15I didn't appreciate it as a girl
18:16But I do appreciate it as a woman
18:19Would have been nice to hear you say that a minute ago
18:30Bastard
18:32Come and join the party Bob!
18:35That's Jimmy Pesto Cha-Cha
18:37The guy I was telling you about
18:38Wait
18:38That's Jimmy Pesto?
18:40I know that guy
18:41We all know that guy
18:43But we know him as Baby Num Num
18:46Baby Num Num?
18:47Wait
18:48Pesto is one of your dates?
18:50He wishes
18:51We run in the same circles
18:52He's a regular over at the Desire Dungeon
18:55He's what's known as a diaper lover
18:57You know what that is?
18:58It's nasty
18:59Oh
19:00Jimmy
19:01Pesto is a diaper lover?
19:06Ha ha ha
19:07Hello Bob
19:09Well
19:09I see I'm getting my trophy after all
19:12B-b-b-b-b-b not so fast Baby Num Num
19:15Baby
19:16How do you know about that?
19:17Hey Baby
19:19Oh
19:19No
19:21We just wanted to see if Widow Baby Num Num
19:24Shhh
19:25Come on quiet
19:25Wanted to change his mind about letting Jimmy Jr go to Tina's party
19:29Or maybe he wants the whole westeron
19:32To know about how he likes to put on diapers and poop in
19:41I don't believe it
19:46Thanks dad, you're the best pimp I'm ever gonna have
19:49I've been waiting to hear those words all my life, Tina
19:52Happy birthday
19:54Bobby, come help me with the candles
19:55This one goes out to the birthday girl
19:58Pardon me, birthday
19:59Woman
20:02I like your shirt
20:04Are those snaps?
20:06Yes
20:06Snap
20:07One more
20:09Snap
20:10Yes
20:13It's go time, Tina
20:15I want his kids to have hickeys
20:17I want to part this anymore
20:21Oh
20:22Oh
20:34I just kissed my first boy
20:36Me too
20:37Oh boo hoo
20:44Hurry up and grow that thing back
20:45I know, it's bad
20:47Now, concentrate, push it out
20:50I'm trying, Lynn
20:51Let me cover it with my finger
20:52That's okay
20:54I'm gonna glue this to my chest
20:56So I can wear a penex
20:57Glue it to your back
20:59Oh, glue it to your pole
21:06Lifting up the skirt of the night
21:10Look down
21:11Feel around
21:12Do what I do to get by
21:15Pulling down the pace of the night
21:19Don't laugh
21:20It's not right
21:21To make fun of the night
21:23Ooh
21:25Ooh
21:25Ooh
21:26Ooh
21:27Yeah
21:27Ooh
21:28Oh
21:29Oh
21:29Oh
21:30Oh
21:31Oh
21:31Oh
21:31Oh
21:33Hahaha
21:35What?
21:39Ha
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