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00:02موسيقى
00:08لقد وقالت في جراء اليوية
00:11وموسيقى
00:13مستخيل
00:14من مينكس
00:15كانت مينكس
00:15فقالت بالله
00:16مينكس
00:18مينكس
00:19مستخل
00:22مينكس
00:23مينكس
00:24شكرا
00:24شكرا
00:25شكرا
00:26بانة
00:26بانة
00:27حasses
00:27مية
00:28أنا أصدر كثيرا
00:28حيث تخيل الله
00:31سأستخيل فسببًا
00:34كثيرا
00:36هناك
00:38ولكن لكن
00:40أستخيل هذا الجامعة
00:42لماذا سأستخيل
00:43نرح ليس دقاء
00:47فقد أن تكون
00:47هذه الشيارة يقب في المال
00:50ليستليytt غير
00:51إلا؟
00:52بالتارجة لصدرق
00:53مع المرنة
00:54ترجمة نانسي قنقر
01:28ترجمة نانسي قنقر
04:43شكرا
05:23أليس
05:24أريد أن نعام الجانب
05:25وديه مجمونا
05:29ماذا تدريد أن تدريد؟
05:30أريد أن تدريد أن تدريد قصة
05:32مرمان، هل ترون برقلي؟
05:36برقلي؟
05:36برقلي؟
05:38نوب
05:40ماذا تدريد أن تدريد أن يتعرف الناس
05:44لكي تدريد أن تتعرف الناس
05:45لذلك يكره لا يمكن قد يكون
05:47لذلك هل تحلق أيضا؟
05:48لماذا؟
05:49تهلت سمسي على الأطفال جسر
05:51لأن تنصب شهد مستقبل
05:53horizontal
05:54لن تنهن ؟
05:57لماذا أنت في طريق عليك المنطقة؟
05:58لما تعرفهم
05:59أهلا من جيدة المنطقة المنطقة
06:02وحسن لعرف مكنطقة
06:03وحسن مكنطقة
06:04مستقبل
06:04اهلا في رب الجينة
06:07أريد أن ناسًا
06:08والسطرب أنا
06:08worldwide
06:10لث مكنطقة الضحة
06:17وهذا المعروضي الضحة
06:49لا
06:50لا تحقيق النار بالنسبة لكي يجب أن تحقيق النار على النار
06:52انه لا يشعر
06:59مكس، نساعدنا بك
07:01نحن لكي لكي تحقيق النار
07:02إنه في الأن اللي يمكن أن تحقيق النار
07:05ما أفعل؟
07:06لن تحقيق المنزل
07:08لا تحقيق المنزل
07:09إنه سيديه لكي حتى تحقيق المنزل
07:10ولكني أفتحقي
07:12أنا أحصة بإذنة والدكتورة والمعنى
07:16hey
07:17perhaps you fellows would like to join
07:19the future cartographers of america club
07:21with me
07:23let it go man
07:26if i don't do the tournament
07:27will you guys like me
07:28no
07:29then i don't see what's in it for me
07:31alright name your price you little creep
07:33when you guys play bombardment
07:34could you not aim the ball at my head anymore
07:37dear
07:39what's the point of playing if we can't throw the ball at its head
07:43hey
07:44شكراً للمشاهدة
07:45نعم، لا تذهب في الارتالي
07:46كنت أخبره أن تجربت لأسفالي
07:48أهربت وقت عبرنا
07:49أنا فقط أقول أنها تجربة
07:51أعطني أنت تجربة تجربة تجربة؟
07:53أعطوة، لم تكن تجربة للمشاهدة
07:57نعم، نعم، نعم، نعم، لقد تجربة تجربة
07:59سيكون قرار على التجربة
08:00ولكنك، نعم، تفضل مني
08:02لا تتغيير في التجربة، أعطوة؟
08:04هذا ليس لدى تجربة تجربة تجربة
08:06مدسنسة السورة، من نحن وقتهم
08:09вы هناك
08:09يحينه
08:12أم
08:12شكرا
08:13هل أعطيته
08:14من الملعين
08:16كم
08:17أم سوره
08:18سوره
08:19سوره
08:19سوره
08:20وصبره
08:21مها
08:22هذا cantوره
08:23أمضي
08:23سوره
08:26نريك
08:27سوره
08:31سوره
08:33صورة
08:34أم كذوره
08:34ام
08:34أم
08:35أم
08:35أم
08:35أم
08:35أم
08:36أم
08:36أم
08:37تاخذ الأنجاب التي تجدها.
08:38إنه استخدم إنها لديك المسال للأرقف.
08:44سأخذها؟
08:56عشريًا؟
08:57أهلا بدأت أن يتقوم بشرية المتواردةharية،
09:00لكأنني أنت مجتمع الطاقة سوى تشعرات المزيدة المخرجية
09:05تشعرار المسال عملاً.
09:07أجد الجمحيات المحكllerك مع صPre Ultimo
09:11وهكذا سوم دائم الكسي
09:13مينكس
09:14شكرا Carolina شعب العماني
09:26porque بالخصص92 يجعل یعنم الشرق
09:31جميع المشكلان
09:33ترد lesس
09:36I see
09:38And I can't convince you to postpone your new association with the common man
09:42Until after the tournament
09:44No, I'm seizing the day
09:46Carpe diem, Mr. Feeney
09:50Oh, I'm sorry to hear that, Mr. Minkus
09:54You were the only student I ever had
09:56Who could locate Thrace on a map of the ancient world
10:00Ah, that's easy
10:01Just go north from the Aegean, and I know what you're doing, Mr. Feeney
10:05And it isn't going to... ain't going to work
10:10I shall miss you, Mr. Minkus
10:14I only wish I knew how I was going to replace you
10:22Come on, Mr. Feeney
10:24I'm the only game in town
10:25Then, Mr. Matthews, there is no game
10:30Uh, Mr. Feeney
10:31I notice you've left the classroom and turned east
10:34Towards Europe, don't you know?
10:38Come on, give me a chance
10:39A chance to what, Mr. Matthews?
10:41To publicly humiliate me?
10:44No, to win for you
10:45You've never shown any interest in geography before this
10:48But I do have an interest in winning geography tournaments
10:51I can learn anything when I'm interested in it
10:54Are you saying that you're willing to learn something from me?
10:58Yeah
11:00And if anyone can teach me, you can
11:02Because that's the kind of teacher you are
11:05I'm an empty vessel
11:06How many times have I heard you say that?
11:12I've lost count
11:14But I'm willing to learn from you
11:16How many times have you heard me say that?
11:20Well
11:21I don't believe I've ever heard those words
11:24In that order from you
11:28All right, Mr. Matthews
11:30I will take you on
11:32I shall prep you for the tournament
11:34I know that your motives are not pure
11:37But I hope your quest for the prize will lead you to the temple of knowledge
11:42Yeah, yeah, if it's on the way
11:54I thought we were going to the park
11:56Yeah, come on, man
11:57You're studying too much
11:58The teachers are starting to notice
12:00Yeah, they're calling you a good student
12:02They're saying you have potential
12:05Wow
12:06The highest and lowest points in the continental United States
12:10Are only 50 miles apart
12:12Death Valley and Mount Whitney
12:14I find that extraordinary
12:20Extraordinary?
12:21He's mutating, man
12:26Ow
12:29Hey, dude
12:33Too weird for me
12:35I'm out of here
12:37Hey, Buzz invited me down to the sewer pipes to break bottles
12:40You want to come?
12:42Minkus, I'm glad you're here
12:43I need to use your brain
12:45Sorry, my brain is no longer in service
12:48I don't want to lose this Batboy gig
12:50In the old days, things used to be so simple
12:53You had Russia, you had Moscow
12:54One country, one capital
12:56Now you got your Latvia, your Estonia, your Ukraine
13:00And each one has its own separate capital
13:02What were these people thinking?
13:05Help me, Minkus
13:06You're on your own, dude
13:10Every time I think I'm out
13:11They try to suck me back in
13:15You seem to be holding your own quite nicely
13:18Thanks
13:19Last night I watched House of Style on MTV
13:21What do you think?
13:23I think Western civilization is in its decline
13:26I completely agree
13:28I'm going to watch Beavis and Butthead now
13:35So, Mr. Matthews, how goes the studying?
13:37Great
13:38You know I'm really getting into it
13:40Glad to hear it
13:41I think you're going to make an admirable Batboy
13:44I hope so
13:45But knowing all this stuff is pretty fun, too
13:48Did you know that Hawaii used to be called the Sandwich Islands?
13:52Really?
13:54That's fascinating
13:56Were they named after somebody?
13:58Yes, the Earl of Sandwich
14:01Sandwich?
14:03You don't suppose?
14:05Yes!
14:06He did invent the sandwich
14:08Isn't that weird?
14:12Weird indeed, Mr. Matthews
14:17The Buckeye State
14:18Ohio
14:18The Bluegrass State
14:20Kentucky
14:21Highest mountain in Africa
14:22Kilimanjaro
14:23Elton John
14:25Ours
14:25Led Zeppelin
14:27Oh, please
14:28Tina Turner
14:29My mother's
14:31Eric, if it bothers you so much that your mother and I go into this concert
14:34Why don't you rebel?
14:36Don't go
14:38Oh, yeah
14:39I see your game here
14:41You'd love it if I didn't go to that concert, wouldn't you?
14:43Yeah, nice try, Dad
14:45Heather and I are going to that concert
14:46We're going to be there, 64 rows behind you, breathing down your neck
15:02Are your shoulders tense, Mr. Matthews?
15:06Yeah, they're a little tense
15:09Then I suggest you go like this
15:13You should really relax, Mr. Feeney
15:15I got a good feeling about this
15:17Your trophy's in the bag and I'm going to be handing out bets at the Fall Classic
15:22Here you are, Mr. Bonds
15:24Pinch it for you?
15:26Why, it'd be my pleasure
15:31Contestant three
15:32Name the indigenous peoples of Tierra del Fuego
15:35Who are the Yoggans?
15:37It is unnecessary to phrase your answer in the form of a question
15:42Sorry
15:43Contestant four
15:44What is the primary export of the Tuamotus?
15:48Are these guys working from a different globe?
15:52I believe that would be Copra
15:53Thank you
15:55Thank you
15:55And contestant five
15:57To whom do they belong?
15:59To whom does who belong?
16:02The Tuamotus
16:03Of what country are they a possession?
16:07Did you know that Hawaii used to be called the Sandwich Islands?
16:11Which were named after the Earl of Sandwich who discovered peanut butter and jelly?
16:14I'm sorry
16:16The answer is France
16:17Oh, sure
16:19She gets a no-brainer
16:21Copra
16:23Florida is the southernmost of the United States
16:26Alaska is the northernmost of the United States
16:31Puerto Rico is still a territory
16:34So is Guam
16:36What does a bat boy do?
16:39I don't know
16:39They hand players bats
16:41Get it?
16:42Bat boy?
16:43Well, who'd want to do that?
16:45Yeah, what a stupid prize
16:47Whatever happened to the Mercator projection pull-down wall map?
16:55I'm hitting my head
16:58I'm hitting the northernmost part of my head
17:06So I try not to look down at Row CC
17:08Because Heather and I are having a pretty good time, you know?
17:11But I can't help looking
17:12Your mom and dad sitting in Row CC?
17:15No
17:16Mom and dad are dancing in the aisles
17:18Come on, Eric
17:19I think your parents are really cool
17:20Oh, good
17:21I'm the lucky boy with the cool parents
17:23Your mom was sitting on your dad's shoulders
17:25It was adorable
17:26I don't want adorable parents
17:28Corey, you want adorable parents?
17:30Nope
17:30I just want them to make me lunch and pick me up from camp
17:34Oh, I didn't even tell you the worst thing they did
17:36What did they do?
17:39Hey
17:40They wore that
17:44Hot concert, huh?
17:45Yeah, hot, Dad
17:46What's the matter?
17:47Didn't you guys have a good time?
17:49I had a good time
17:49Oh, yeah, I had a good time
17:51Time of my life
17:52Come on, Heather
17:52I'm taking you home
17:54Eric
17:55What is the problem?
17:56Well, the problem is that I've waited all year to take Heather to the Aerosmith concert
18:00And I finally do
18:01I should be having the time of my life
18:03But I'm not
18:03You know why?
18:05No, why?
18:06Corey
18:06What? I'm involved
18:08This is interesting
18:10Because my parents are having my good time
18:13In better seats
18:15Well, why should our good time get in the way of your good time?
18:18You're my parents
18:19You're not supposed to have any fun
18:21You're supposed to sit here and wait for me to get home
18:24And how come I'm home first?
18:25We had backstage passes
18:27All right, that's it
18:29Corey, move over
18:29Sitting next to you in the loser's couch
18:32You lost that geography thing
18:34And I lost my music
18:34My parents
18:35My entire generation
18:36I studied geography for the last 300 hours
18:39And I have nothing to show for it
18:41I had to wait in line all night to get those tickets
18:44The only thing I had to show for it is
18:47Sonny and Cher
18:50Eric, I'm sorry
18:51And I know it's tough to hear this
18:53But your mother and I are at an awkward age
18:55We're parents
18:56But we're not dead yet
18:58Fine
18:59Glad somebody had a good time
19:00Come on, Heather, I'm taking you home
19:04Eric, stop right there
19:06Sit back on that couch
19:08Both of you
19:09Join me on the couch, Heather?
19:15Corey, upstairs
19:17Why? I'm not remotely tired
19:19Corey
19:20But suddenly I'm overcome with fatigue
19:24Come on, sweetie
19:24But I want to watch Eric get yelled at
19:28Lots of opportunities for that
19:31You know, Dad, it really wouldn't be too cool
19:33To start yelling at me in front of my girlfriend
19:36You know, when I was your age
19:37I had a father like the one you want
19:41But what I wanted was a father like the one you got
19:47Live with it
19:51Did my parents just leave us alone
19:53Together?
19:55Yeah
19:56I think they just did
19:58I'm the lucky boy with the cool parents
20:03Not that cool
20:15Mr. Minkus
20:16I see you've abandoned your MTV look
20:19Well, nothing against Cindy Crawford
20:22But I'm more of a Connie Chung kind of guy
20:26Well
20:27Sometimes a man doesn't know himself
20:30Until he's walked a mile
20:31In another man's humongous pants
20:37Hey, Minkus
20:38Who owns the two emotes?
20:40France
20:47He would have brought home the big six, wouldn't he?
20:51Very likely
20:53Well
20:54I want you to know that
20:55I tried my hardest
20:58Did you?
20:59Do you really feel you gave it your best?
21:02That you studied as hard as you possibly could?
21:06Yeah, I do
21:09You know, Mr. Matthews
21:10Many 15th century explorers
21:13Believed that geography
21:15Meant taking their little boat
21:17As far as it could go
21:19Before it fell off the earth
21:21You have pushed yourself
21:23To your father's latitudes
21:25And not only did you not
21:27Topple over the edge
21:28But I believe together
21:30We have charted
21:32New territory
21:33What's this?
21:35That is this week's geography exam
21:37I got an A?
21:39Yes
21:40It's an A
21:42Congratulations, Mr. Matthews
21:52We won
21:53All right
22:04There are two outs
22:05And Barry Bonds
22:06Steps up to the plate
22:07The pitcher winds up
22:09Wait, wait, wait a minute
22:10Ed, it looks like the Bat Boy
22:11Is running out onto the field
22:13She seems to be carrying a banner
22:15And she's holding it up, John
22:17Gosh, Ed, what's it say?
22:19It says, get France out of the Tuamotus
22:22Where are the Tuamotus, Ed?
22:24Well, I guess they're in France, John
22:25Hey, you know, I always thought
22:27The Tuamotus were the indigenous peoples
22:29Of Tierra del Fuego
22:31Oh, no, John
22:32Those are the Yoggans
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