00:02I know this build is bugged as hell, but go down already, please.
00:07These hitboxes are so awful.
00:09Not now. I said not now. Leave it under the door.
00:16I'm getting my stuff. I just need to grab a few things.
00:19What a rat hole.
00:23So, that's your new guy?
00:25Damn, not a big of upgrade down here.
00:30You know why I broke up with you?
00:33Because you're a pathetic loser with no meaning in your life.
00:39I don't need it, b****.
00:45Oh, I'm pathetic. Yeah, okay.
00:47Like, you're any better, b****.
01:14Get up! Get the bag up!
01:16Ooh, dude, get out of my face!
01:18Your face is about to not exist! Get up!
01:21Hey, who are you?
01:25Hello, my beautiful freaks.
01:27Did you miss me?
01:28Oh, I know you did.
01:30Tonight, we have a warrior from the mysterious planet Earth.
01:34Ugh, even the name sounds dirty.
01:36What the f*** is going on? Where am I?
01:38May I offer my goddess a drink?
01:42His opponent comes all the way from planet Gnid.
01:47Ooh, hello.
01:50Come to Zicky, big boy.
01:55Hey, no, he's a roga megaruta.
02:0115 seconds, babies.
02:03Let the games begin!
02:08Am I dreaming?
02:10Let's start from the beginning.
02:13Okay, eyes on me!
02:15Thousand worlds!
02:16Each one's got its thing!
02:17We're at this one!
02:18And right now, we're on Planet Zero!
02:21This is where it happens!
02:23Intergalactic fights!
02:24Every world!
02:25Right here!
02:25No more battles!
02:26One champion per world!
02:29He loses, world's gone, done.
02:33And Earth picked you!
02:35Huh?
02:35No pressure.
02:36Destiny, I guess.
02:37Oh, wait.
02:38Earth's been here before.
02:3966 million years ago.
02:41Picked a wrong guy.
02:42Anyway, I'm Hokey, your bro for all of this.
02:45Now you gotta pick your item.
02:47Oh, no!
02:4810 seconds, too!
02:51What the hell is this anime bullshit?
02:55Movement speed is always better.
03:00Dude, they gave you a thorn and you picked shoes?
03:03Nice.
03:04We're gonna die because of sneakers!
03:08Let's move!
03:14Move, Leo! Move, move!
03:23What the hell were you doing standing there like a mannequin in a closed door?
03:27I was processing...
03:27Do you have a strategy?
03:30My strategy is...
03:31Run!
03:33Run!
03:49That came right off!
03:53No, don't touch it!
03:54Hold still!
03:55Are you gonna spit on me?
03:55Don't you dare...
03:56He spit on me!
03:57On my injury!
03:57What kind of medical system is this?
03:59This healing slime!
04:00Just wait!
04:00Why is it moving?
04:01Make it stop!
04:01That means it's working!
04:03Go, go, go, go, go, go!
04:04I want to go home!
04:05My bed!
04:10Stop the bleeding temporarily!
04:12You die!
04:13This is real!
04:14Die!
04:14You'll planet dive!
04:15Everyone you've ever known die!
04:16And I die, too!
04:21Hey, if this is a game and they gave me inventory to fight, then these sneakers aren't just shoes,
04:26right?
04:26They're a weapon.
04:27Got to be powering them, some kind of...
04:29Let me check this back.
04:31Okay, so if you have to be super fat...
04:34Leo?
04:35Oh, no!
04:36Well, that's minus 5 HP.
04:40Okay.
04:41Let's speedrun this shit.
04:43Fat ass!
04:47Hey!
04:48I'm coming for you!
04:50You wait and see!
04:51You hear me?
04:52Your ass is mine!
05:04Oh, shit!
05:09No!
05:13Fuck!
05:15Fuck!
05:17Fuck!
05:19Fuck!
05:19Fuck!
05:20Fuck!
05:21Fuck!
05:22Fuck!
05:24Fuck!
05:25Fuck!
05:28I'm coming for you!
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